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r/Crappydesign | IT WANTS YOUR TEETH

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Top posts from r/Crappydesign on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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@geeway5923
@geeway5923 4 жыл бұрын
people always fawn over Damien's laugh, BUT CAN WE JUST MENTION HOW INNOCENT HIS FREAKING GASP IS
@sadiewinterlord6908
@sadiewinterlord6908 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@aeadpenci6809
@aeadpenci6809 4 жыл бұрын
Damien is so pure and innocent
@Kitsune-gx7km
@Kitsune-gx7km 3 жыл бұрын
Adorable
@Kitsune-gx7km
@Kitsune-gx7km 3 жыл бұрын
@Chance Welsh okay? So? Nobody cares and that’s just rude. Plus, if you don’t like him, you don’t have to watch you know.
@TheUltima_Werewolf
@TheUltima_Werewolf 3 жыл бұрын
@Kangarooster I just wanna talk to him *cocks gun
@BraveLilToasty
@BraveLilToasty 4 жыл бұрын
Footbridge was the first to get flooded. Beat that.
@Emerald29
@Emerald29 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a filipino, but I'm shit at tagalog. Thanks for translating the stuff I kinda don't understand.
@BraveLilToasty
@BraveLilToasty 4 жыл бұрын
@@Emerald29 Panis kayo is actually quite confusing even for me. Saying panis at a food means it is spoiled. But saying panis at people means "beat that" or saying that they have no chance at besting you
@chipzg832
@chipzg832 4 жыл бұрын
Panis kayo means "you're all screwed"
@BraveLilToasty
@BraveLilToasty 4 жыл бұрын
@@chipzg832 Not exactly. You are not going to say panis kayo if you are going to do something bad to them. Saying panis kayo is more of a show of pride or accomplishment about you have done that can't be beaten by others. He used panis kayo in the sentence sarcastically. Saying that you can't beat Filipino technology because even the footbridge gets flooded.
@conti_tho
@conti_tho 4 жыл бұрын
*gago*
@c0smicc0re
@c0smicc0re 4 жыл бұрын
Here's what's wrong with the photo: "Classic" and "Original" mean the same thing. So both flavors taste the same, just different packaging
@MagDogsAirsoft
@MagDogsAirsoft 4 жыл бұрын
nah nah nah nah nah. that logo was a lil off center....
@megasauce9388
@megasauce9388 4 жыл бұрын
I think it was both. Both hurt me.
@Moshie-art
@Moshie-art 4 жыл бұрын
Nah classic has a more black and white taste
@Dan_-
@Dan_- 4 жыл бұрын
"Come the heck down to Blubb-o's and try your dang self the Blubb-o's Classic, the Original, the Regular, the New Original, the Old Classic, and the Isosceles Fish Sandwich."
@ipadair7345
@ipadair7345 4 жыл бұрын
Logg classic and orignal aren't technically synonyms.Though have pretty simillar meaning.
@jquetua7843
@jquetua7843 4 жыл бұрын
Heres a translation for non-filipino speakers at 1:16 "the footbrige is the first on to be flooded. You're toast. "
@jaydentt
@jaydentt 4 жыл бұрын
@@nobody7817 i didnt but ok
@UnfortunateIS-7
@UnfortunateIS-7 4 жыл бұрын
I can understand filipino, but i almost laughed when he used it XD
@duckbecausewhynot2022
@duckbecausewhynot2022 4 жыл бұрын
Peynis kayo 😂 napatawa ako sobra 😂 😂
@youraunt
@youraunt 3 жыл бұрын
oh no?
@cybercritterowo
@cybercritterowo 3 жыл бұрын
thanks
@skeppymuffins3412
@skeppymuffins3412 4 жыл бұрын
Damien's laugh is too pure
@SaraAliciaCaster
@SaraAliciaCaster 4 жыл бұрын
Atleast hes stopped the annoying "ha ha ha" and went back to his actual laugh
@azidthenawi4221
@azidthenawi4221 4 жыл бұрын
*WHEEZE*
@skeppymuffins3412
@skeppymuffins3412 4 жыл бұрын
Omg THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE HEART, I'M SO HAPPY RN :)
@jadevasdc988
@jadevasdc988 4 жыл бұрын
No u
@taralynn1030
@taralynn1030 4 жыл бұрын
W. H. E. E. Z. E.
@joshlamour9985
@joshlamour9985 4 жыл бұрын
It was CLASSIC and ORIGINAL for the eggnog. That’s means the same thing
@krieger1152
@krieger1152 4 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily.. Classic means highly regarded over a period of time while original means the first.. For example when you think of Coca-Cola.. Classic would be the kind they served in like the 1960s.. Original would be from early 1900s and would have cocaine in it lol
@pauldodds9646
@pauldodds9646 4 жыл бұрын
@Unique Sky I do its interesring
@silvrsqnder
@silvrsqnder 4 жыл бұрын
Unique Sky I’m not sure anyone cares about you either. That’s actually technically true so shut up...
@nathana8602
@nathana8602 4 жыл бұрын
oh
@joshlamour9985
@joshlamour9985 4 жыл бұрын
OnlyGizmo69 wow
@nsmusic5513
@nsmusic5513 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: haha classic and original are the same thing lol Damien: finds something small that is correct and no one else would have seen but misses the obvious thing
@theironsword1954
@theironsword1954 4 жыл бұрын
He also missed that one bottle is ever so slightly larger tahn the other.
@alexursu4403
@alexursu4403 4 жыл бұрын
That... sounds like something Chuggaaconroy would do.
@sethmichel6138
@sethmichel6138 4 жыл бұрын
I relate to that
@Moretoob3
@Moretoob3 4 жыл бұрын
I I missed the classic and original and only got the in centered part
@jillianbruening8199
@jillianbruening8199 Жыл бұрын
@@theironsword1954 than
@therealSWADDS
@therealSWADDS 4 жыл бұрын
3:44 "Hi! Im Archie, I'm a penguin with a lot of things to say. As you can see, i got a full set of human adult teeth. now, these didn't come naturally... i stole them, plucked them fresh from a poor shmuck who was sleeping in The Antarctic. that's what you get!" Damien: **laughs evilly**
@sadmac356
@sadmac356 2 жыл бұрын
That feels like it was at a children's dentist office honestly
@fiizzi1
@fiizzi1 4 жыл бұрын
BRUH CLASSIC IS ORIGINAL BOI edit: Hi Emkay! Love your vids!
@AFantasticCat
@AFantasticCat 4 жыл бұрын
When you wake up all your pets yelling “CLASSIC! GET IT?! JUST GET IT!” at your screen.
@Smug-Senpai
@Smug-Senpai 4 жыл бұрын
My head hurts cause now im starting to see that hes not wrong about the logo but he didnt get classic and original were the same @n@ help
@djmadmatt4772
@djmadmatt4772 4 жыл бұрын
And the shark picture in the subway 2 days ago was real
@AFantasticCat
@AFantasticCat 4 жыл бұрын
DJMadMatt ...funny you don’t seem to know that posters are real. Good job
@spar8334
@spar8334 4 жыл бұрын
Ye he a lil slow on some stuff
@AtChiaPet
@AtChiaPet 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing gets me on my daily morning routine more than looking at how terrible people are with designs
@krazyboowomp
@krazyboowomp 4 жыл бұрын
I forgot to sleep today
@krazyboowomp
@krazyboowomp 4 жыл бұрын
I’m serious
@korkki8808
@korkki8808 4 жыл бұрын
makes me feel like i actually am something :)
@ramroller
@ramroller 4 жыл бұрын
So you know that you're not the worst?
@AllyMcDonald06
@AllyMcDonald06 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing gets me on my daily morning routine more than looking at how terrible people are with designs
@gigizard1343
@gigizard1343 4 жыл бұрын
3:50 I'm more concerned about the tiny "penguin" at the bottom XD
@felixfelix9062
@felixfelix9062 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god thank you for pointing that out
@arlinkr7574
@arlinkr7574 4 жыл бұрын
OoF.....!
@ArcanineEspeon
@ArcanineEspeon 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah is little purple guy getting stepped on?
@darkbobblackpants9747
@darkbobblackpants9747 3 жыл бұрын
*MAX NUT*
@SepticKit
@SepticKit 3 жыл бұрын
Im concerned about little Timmy Chonga to.
@redace8192
@redace8192 4 жыл бұрын
5:00 Imagine picking up a cup with a treble cleff handle This post was made by bass cleff handle gang
@c0smicc0re
@c0smicc0re 4 жыл бұрын
Cleff*
@redace8192
@redace8192 4 жыл бұрын
@@c0smicc0re thank you broo 🦵🏿🗿👌
@davincent98
@davincent98 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine limiting your grip to a bass cleff. This post made by the Tenor Cleff Gang
@redace8192
@redace8192 4 жыл бұрын
@@davincent98 i am angery now
@hellyeah5090
@hellyeah5090 4 жыл бұрын
use a percussion cleff
@ramroller
@ramroller 4 жыл бұрын
2:54 the logo is too much to the left, and classic and original both significate approximately the same thing
@catherinevo6060
@catherinevo6060 4 жыл бұрын
Le Bélier I noticed the second one, but didn't noticed the first one until he pointed it out
@logansoda3217
@logansoda3217 4 жыл бұрын
Significate is not a word pal, YOU HAD ONE JOB XD That was a joke don't take it offensively I misspell all the time
@ramroller
@ramroller 4 жыл бұрын
Logan Soda Well I'm sorry, mate. Would you prefer *mean* the same thing? xD
@ramroller
@ramroller 4 жыл бұрын
Catherine Vo Yes, it isn't so obvious at first look
@Silverfox89777
@Silverfox89777 4 жыл бұрын
It's not just the logo look at the bottom at exactly 2:41 the original one is slightly smaller yet still says 2L
@judgechacon4399
@judgechacon4399 4 жыл бұрын
“Footbridge ang unang binbaha,” Translation: The Footbridge was the first to flood”
@KonnaroTaro
@KonnaroTaro 4 жыл бұрын
Troll Spinel hello honey
@irumamiu
@irumamiu 4 жыл бұрын
Spinel! :D
@markseraph
@markseraph 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Spinel
@mochaXX16
@mochaXX16 4 жыл бұрын
Hi spinel :3
@khairulhafiz2002
@khairulhafiz2002 3 жыл бұрын
The articles is in Philippines, huh? Thanks for the translation.
@tinydancer6095
@tinydancer6095 4 жыл бұрын
The sea picture has a bathroom sign above it with no bathroom near it that’s what’s wrong with that picture 12:09
@solmyd
@solmyd 4 жыл бұрын
1:16 the way damien speaks filipino lol
@mithril5847
@mithril5847 4 жыл бұрын
oof
@arlinkr7574
@arlinkr7574 4 жыл бұрын
OoF
@dawidtan8
@dawidtan8 3 жыл бұрын
@@mithril5847 oof
@yourlocalobjectshowenjoyer7033
@yourlocalobjectshowenjoyer7033 3 жыл бұрын
oof
@natasha-ut7si
@natasha-ut7si 3 жыл бұрын
oof
@LemPppoopoo
@LemPppoopoo 4 жыл бұрын
These need to be in r/TIHI
@eeeeeeelemons
@eeeeeeelemons 4 жыл бұрын
*_DEKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU_*
@idontknowhowtoname1266
@idontknowhowtoname1266 4 жыл бұрын
@@eeeeeeelemons kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aMyffJljzeDdgWw.html
@eeeeeeelemons
@eeeeeeelemons 4 жыл бұрын
idontknowhowtoname when it’s the wrong deku but you’re not disappointed: OuO
@saintsimp4803
@saintsimp4803 4 жыл бұрын
schmelly beans it’s the true Deku
@eeeeeeelemons
@eeeeeeelemons 4 жыл бұрын
Smug Dancing they’re both the true deku
@ethanf507
@ethanf507 4 жыл бұрын
“ITS WANTS YOUR TEETH” Buzz light year
@bedtoaster
@bedtoaster 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like the 5th time I see around somewhere
@ethanf507
@ethanf507 4 жыл бұрын
Get Nae Naed nice
@Jitdifferent
@Jitdifferent 4 жыл бұрын
@Subscribe to me for no reason I saw you in Albert’s reason vid. *_You’re everywhere._*
@riseroyalz3598
@riseroyalz3598 4 жыл бұрын
Why can I imagine that penguin running up and whispering in my ear "teeth please".
@lucishell
@lucishell 4 жыл бұрын
04:38 "Please do not close the door fully! It is very distracting for the ones who have to go and let people in. Thank you!" you're welcome :3
@brokenprincessofhell4743
@brokenprincessofhell4743 4 жыл бұрын
Wanted to say that too, but saw ur comment first. Was a nice challenge to read it tho, don't you think?
@lucishell
@lucishell 4 жыл бұрын
@@brokenprincessofhell4743 not really, but yeah, you just had to look closely
@mr.mafia_monopoly4644
@mr.mafia_monopoly4644 4 жыл бұрын
I spent like five minutes figuring that out.
@ArcanineEspeon
@ArcanineEspeon 4 жыл бұрын
Distracting...kind of like that see through mirrored sign???
@Shribbuvuv_
@Shribbuvuv_ 4 жыл бұрын
Wot??
@aidanhayward3329
@aidanhayward3329 4 жыл бұрын
I think those stairs with the lights are in a movie theatre.
@Skellybones5974
@Skellybones5974 4 жыл бұрын
Yep Been there Had seizure
@lr9843
@lr9843 4 жыл бұрын
Nope. They are outside. Beautyful yet blinding (:
@CozythePurpleBlackprotogen
@CozythePurpleBlackprotogen 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@dreamingwitch7543
@dreamingwitch7543 4 жыл бұрын
All I want for Christmas *is for Damien to get the joke*
@jEsus-sh7qv
@jEsus-sh7qv 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Damien at 2:50 : I got it. The logos are off center.
@comradekatyusha
@comradekatyusha 4 жыл бұрын
I also thought that
@Y2Kittyowo
@Y2Kittyowo 4 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend and I watch your videos a lot together before bed because we find them relaxing. We were really surprised at 7:12 because that's our post!! Thanks a ton for featuring it :> We both really appreciate it
@quantummickey6875
@quantummickey6875 4 жыл бұрын
When Damien doesn’t get the joke but at least he *knows* he doesn’t get the joke
@salemishere8848
@salemishere8848 4 жыл бұрын
The eggnog thing was about how original and classic are the same thing
@ReddCrystal
@ReddCrystal 4 жыл бұрын
@@nobody7817 well that was different for them. People remember the 1980's version as classic, but the original ones had cocaine in them.
@ReddCrystal
@ReddCrystal 4 жыл бұрын
@@nobody7817 oh, cool.
@New5oul
@New5oul 4 жыл бұрын
1:16 i laughed when he pronounced those tagalog words xD
@christianjudeberbano7613
@christianjudeberbano7613 4 жыл бұрын
Lol by the way I'm a Filipino🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
@satanicpanic4565
@satanicpanic4565 4 жыл бұрын
7:24 here’s a translation. “So long as you have food in your mouth there is no sincerer love then the love food. Life is sort eat a hamburger. You have solved all questions for the time being”
@GuardianSpeed
@GuardianSpeed 4 жыл бұрын
7:17, I have used all of my braincells to comprehend this (read the reply of this comment) EDIT: Eat burger Damien, *eat*
@GuardianSpeed
@GuardianSpeed 4 жыл бұрын
So as long as you have food in your mouth, there is no sincerer love than the love food. You have solved all question for the time being. Life is short, *eat a h a m b u r g e r*
@GuardianSpeed
@GuardianSpeed 4 жыл бұрын
@@Terroid I am not a professional or anything but.... *EAT HAMBURGER*
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐁Ü𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐑
@grimreaper78945
@grimreaper78945 4 жыл бұрын
*BÖRGËR*
@NeedyBoBeedy
@NeedyBoBeedy 4 жыл бұрын
burg borg barg birg
@tlf.
@tlf. 4 жыл бұрын
*when the LSD hit*
@nsxzlaz8569
@nsxzlaz8569 4 жыл бұрын
R 4 when the mushrooms kick in at church
@nuclearshorts1243
@nuclearshorts1243 4 жыл бұрын
When you take one of dad's pretty purple pills
@not2be4gotten02
@not2be4gotten02 4 жыл бұрын
Normal people: Available Damien: Availyable
@toby7712
@toby7712 4 жыл бұрын
4:40 "Please do not close the door fully. It is very distracting for those who have to get up and let people in. Thank You!"
@thomassimpson8760
@thomassimpson8760 4 жыл бұрын
Toby : / I feel like I’ve copied you now I just spent all that time encrypting it but I give you a like to make up for it
@toby7712
@toby7712 4 жыл бұрын
@@thomassimpson8760 k
@BobiMcBob
@BobiMcBob 4 жыл бұрын
i like teeth
@makki233
@makki233 4 жыл бұрын
hey me too
@-.Truey.-
@-.Truey.- 4 жыл бұрын
Tasty delicious
@-Bishop-
@-Bishop- 4 жыл бұрын
My mouth tastes like teeth
@moonpenguin1394
@moonpenguin1394 4 жыл бұрын
👌👌👌👌👌
@PatchOfMoss
@PatchOfMoss 4 жыл бұрын
I really do love the Crunch
@xylinx4413
@xylinx4413 4 жыл бұрын
1:17 when He just started reading the Filipino I legit almost died laughing.
@SincradTB
@SincradTB 4 жыл бұрын
I have decoded the sign at 4:44. It says "Please do not close the pool fully." "It is very distracting for those who have to get up and let people in." "Thank you."
@daltonpinell6251
@daltonpinell6251 4 жыл бұрын
Damien: Politics are dumb man I couldn't agree more Damien
@regrdls3453
@regrdls3453 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate Damien's effort in speaking tagalog(fiipino)
@calmfox493
@calmfox493 4 жыл бұрын
1:16 translates to "Footbridge was the first to be flooded" (obviously lol)
@DeadMutt
@DeadMutt 4 жыл бұрын
3:45 I’ve actually been to the place where these... uh... penguins are and um... they’re even creepier in real life...
@falteringnews
@falteringnews 4 жыл бұрын
Why penguins? What is the place? I am curious as to why this choice was made.
@DeadMutt
@DeadMutt 4 жыл бұрын
Faltering News The place is called “Winter Wonderland”, it’s in Wales, UK every winter. They have the penguins in a ice skating ring and they disturb me so much ;~;
@falteringnews
@falteringnews 4 жыл бұрын
Sophiesaurus47 OH MY GOD- We have a winter wonderland every year in Australia too! Thank god it doesn’t have creepy penguins as well.. I think.
@DeadMutt
@DeadMutt 4 жыл бұрын
Faltering News Phew
@ArcanineEspeon
@ArcanineEspeon 4 жыл бұрын
@@DeadMutt I thought it was a shower curtain...
@eskhatos
@eskhatos 4 жыл бұрын
How to tell Zach and Damien apart Damien: slightly sounds like a mix between Markiplier and Poofesure Zach: doesn't
@melpomenethemuse
@melpomenethemuse 4 жыл бұрын
6:03 If this was my school, they’d actually assign a student this locker.
@dylanwhipple9882
@dylanwhipple9882 4 жыл бұрын
How would they manage
@comradekatyusha
@comradekatyusha 4 жыл бұрын
If not I would choose it. It's not so problematic.
@trainman05matthewb.65
@trainman05matthewb.65 4 жыл бұрын
The Egg Nog thing was "Classic" versus "original" which are the same word
@aljaberhk
@aljaberhk 4 жыл бұрын
not really
@chatboulon743
@chatboulon743 4 жыл бұрын
@@aljaberhk It is for eggnog.
@Dragon-of-Insanity-Town
@Dragon-of-Insanity-Town 4 жыл бұрын
It's most likely the off center thing, cuz classic vs original, maybe there was a different recipe long ago (classic) but now there's a new recipe used as the normal (original)
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
something that is classic is technically something that is highly-respected over time (e.g. a classic movie), not the original thing. but emkay hand sees what you mean they basically are the same word in that context
@nagol_069
@nagol_069 4 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay like how Skyrim is considered the classic even though it isnt the original.
@redstonepotato9756
@redstonepotato9756 4 жыл бұрын
Sign reads “please don’t close door fully, it is distracting for those who have to get up and let people in. Thank you!”
@phntmzk
@phntmzk 4 жыл бұрын
1:19 "footbridge is the first one flooded. y'all are weak." excuse my rough filipino
@AmazingLube
@AmazingLube 4 жыл бұрын
12:09 There's a sign for customer toilets for no reason
@misslissy7795
@misslissy7795 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I saw it, like go pee in the ocean, hahaha.
@therjschannel904
@therjschannel904 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: Pika-bongs Damian, an intellectual: Pika-*DONGS*
@commandercease5238
@commandercease5238 4 жыл бұрын
Pika-Thongs
@imdirtydan9604
@imdirtydan9604 4 жыл бұрын
6:45 “That’s a waffle iron! I’ll still do it for the pancakes though”
@caspianjuno
@caspianjuno 4 жыл бұрын
10:41 Damien: "I don't like him in this state. What state you may ask?" Me: "Missouri"
@SchrodringersEclipse
@SchrodringersEclipse 4 жыл бұрын
Merry crymas
@infinitespaceboi6517
@infinitespaceboi6517 4 жыл бұрын
happy ecksmis
@phill4420
@phill4420 4 жыл бұрын
Marry Christie
@Kook_Krazy
@Kook_Krazy 4 жыл бұрын
HAPPY
@strnoodle5427
@strnoodle5427 4 жыл бұрын
Merry Christler
@emmajohnson7418
@emmajohnson7418 4 жыл бұрын
Merry Thanksgiving
@TheFallOutPilots
@TheFallOutPilots 4 жыл бұрын
Damien, I just want to say good job reading those Tagalog words (1:19). You actually did read it correctly. Anyways, it just says that the footbridge is the first thing that got flooded, not the streets.
@TheFallOutPilots
@TheFallOutPilots 4 жыл бұрын
@@Luke_4044 I really did mean that he did a good job reading it. It wasnt sarcastic at all 😅. I'm a Filipino and know the language and also know English speakers will have a hard time reading it but Damien actually said most of the words correctly.
@TheFallOutPilots
@TheFallOutPilots 4 жыл бұрын
@@squeaky8694 In some context it could mean that, but for this one (not a direct translation) it conveys 'you got nothing on this one!' Fun fact: 'Panis kayo' literally translate to 'you're all rotten' but that's not how we use it. It's a two-word expression conveying the message "this thing is so amazing, you have nothing on it" :)
@Percise_bee
@Percise_bee 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFallOutPilots your talking to nothing
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 4 жыл бұрын
Always appreciate Damien's laughter.
@cashewletta4999
@cashewletta4999 4 жыл бұрын
2:48 its because Classic and Original is the same thing,I think..still not horrible
@Peternity_
@Peternity_ 4 жыл бұрын
I won’t lie this is definitely a crappy design moment.
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 жыл бұрын
Explain the j
@mashfunon8176
@mashfunon8176 4 жыл бұрын
You are technically right
@exgrammarpolice6001
@exgrammarpolice6001 4 жыл бұрын
1:15 I love the way you pronounce "ang unang binabaha. Panis kayo". If you're wondering what that language is... That's Filipino.
@ZF_Aspiris
@ZF_Aspiris 4 жыл бұрын
Ex Grammar Police yawn ang tama preh
@ZF_Aspiris
@ZF_Aspiris 4 жыл бұрын
Do u speak filipino
@makki233
@makki233 4 жыл бұрын
i got confused when i heard him pronounce it. he tried his best 😂
@exgrammarpolice6001
@exgrammarpolice6001 4 жыл бұрын
@@ZF_Aspiris Yes, I'm Filipino
@alfb2453
@alfb2453 4 жыл бұрын
Cute nga ng pagbigkas niya... Haha...
@jadevasdc988
@jadevasdc988 4 жыл бұрын
Black friday is officially a holiday.I didn't say it, Damien did.
@rovko819
@rovko819 4 жыл бұрын
You just did...
@jadevasdc988
@jadevasdc988 4 жыл бұрын
@@rovko819 You did me there
@GDStormy
@GDStormy 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he tried to pronounce Filipino
@gsj9896
@gsj9896 4 жыл бұрын
me, a filipino, see's filipino text Damien: *says it entirely wrong* me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@AndreiTheManYT
@AndreiTheManYT 4 жыл бұрын
i mean, at least he tried
@leeanne5632
@leeanne5632 4 жыл бұрын
t.f.g.k Ikr
@idonthaveacreativename.
@idonthaveacreativename. 4 жыл бұрын
1:16 ....don't you dare try speaking tagalog ever again. You're scaring the kids.
@eddykidplayzyt
@eddykidplayzyt 3 жыл бұрын
You have a creative name
@lukescastle
@lukescastle 2 жыл бұрын
5:04 I was laughing so much that my chest started hurting and I half thought I was having a heart attack
@helmaschine1885
@helmaschine1885 4 жыл бұрын
The beam in the hallway was the funniest and i just couldn't stop lol'ing.
@redsolocup2011
@redsolocup2011 4 жыл бұрын
1:17 ill translate since i know that language “Assassin Brotherhood in training Calamba. The footbridge is the first one flooded. You’re all in trouble”
@ltrexy7287
@ltrexy7287 4 жыл бұрын
Emkay, the thing that was wrong with the Egg nog was name "Classic" and "original" both mean the same thing
@swiftlyaswiftie
@swiftlyaswiftie 4 жыл бұрын
My brothers on Christmas: open their presents and play with them Me: forced to open presents and then goes back to my room to watch Emkay without saying anything because my voice is gone
@ElliottLarrubia
@ElliottLarrubia 4 жыл бұрын
That's unhealthy and antisocial. Spend time with your parents. It's Christmas and you should spend time with them. Not cool bro.
@swiftlyaswiftie
@swiftlyaswiftie 4 жыл бұрын
elliottgabler I spent like 10 minutes there and it's not like they would've wanted to talk to me anyway
@hart1871
@hart1871 4 жыл бұрын
1:18 translation bridges are the ones to be flooded first bang"
@noahboyer8500
@noahboyer8500 4 жыл бұрын
3:19 LOOK AT THE 5TH AND 6TH LINES! (from the top)
@DarkShamilKhan
@DarkShamilKhan 4 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm Eggnog my faaaavorite milk
@Kat-bl7dp
@Kat-bl7dp 4 жыл бұрын
@Random Frog YUM.
@bottanabambagina
@bottanabambagina 4 жыл бұрын
Spicy eggplant
@bokyst6842
@bokyst6842 4 жыл бұрын
Soft spicy egg liquid
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 4 жыл бұрын
I sure do love nogging eggs
@discountfreddie7023
@discountfreddie7023 4 жыл бұрын
unus annus says hi
@accuratejaney8140
@accuratejaney8140 4 жыл бұрын
The microwave isnt a crappydesign, the time is how long to cook the microwave stuff for, the clock is to show the time like 3 am or such.
@annabelromano3536
@annabelromano3536 4 жыл бұрын
the sign says "Please do not close the door fully. it is very distracting for those who have to get up and let people in. Thank you!"
@tubbyqueen
@tubbyqueen 4 жыл бұрын
2:53 ITS CLASSIC AND ORIGINAL THEY ARE THE SAME THING WITH DIFFERENT DESIGNS
@sampound9236
@sampound9236 4 жыл бұрын
but maybe one is normal and one is the old recipe?
@joeok522
@joeok522 4 жыл бұрын
As nouns the difference between original and classic is that original is an object or other creation (eg narrative work) from which all later copies and variations are derived while classic is a perfect and/or early example of a particular style.
@onerandomperson1089
@onerandomperson1089 4 жыл бұрын
Monkey Moses Except that they both mean the first one (original/classic flavour)
@joeok522
@joeok522 4 жыл бұрын
@@onerandomperson1089 Original would mean that it's original eggnog, while classic would mean the main product of the brand. Classic and original are not the same thing. Education gooo
@TheGoldenDunsparce
@TheGoldenDunsparce 4 жыл бұрын
@@joeok522 As a first time buyer, which would you choose?
@swibishdumbhorse
@swibishdumbhorse 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he butchered Tagalog in a fun way XD When he says 'kayo' all I remember is *OKAY KAAYO* XDD
@neilyworm
@neilyworm 4 жыл бұрын
Swivel Starsong WE’LL FIGHT TIL THE END
@tokyoandthesexwhales4514
@tokyoandthesexwhales4514 4 жыл бұрын
EmKay: Don't do whippets Also EmKay: This is how you do whippets
@iverakansol9218
@iverakansol9218 4 жыл бұрын
4:40 is "Please do not close the door fully. It is a distraction for those who have to get up to let people in. Thank you!"
@pyro8493
@pyro8493 4 жыл бұрын
Original and classic are my favourite flavours
@FolkGarlicCh
@FolkGarlicCh 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, this is why we need an Assassin's Creed Game in the Philippines.
@sdiaz1681
@sdiaz1681 4 жыл бұрын
Main objective: skip EDSA traffic (Optional): eliminate Templars
@Callie_with_a_bible
@Callie_with_a_bible 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone says dream's wheeze is contagious Damien is the true king of contagious laughs and wheezes
@uuuuheeee4254
@uuuuheeee4254 4 жыл бұрын
If a post is funny enough, the turbo kicks in when Damian is laughing
@jameseastwood2702
@jameseastwood2702 4 жыл бұрын
2:43 yes Damien, the logo is off center.
@hypirex9942
@hypirex9942 4 жыл бұрын
James eastwood I think it’s because it says classic or original and they mean the same thing
@koopalingfanemma2296
@koopalingfanemma2296 4 жыл бұрын
And classic and original are pretty much the same thing
@tammasdexter4291
@tammasdexter4291 4 жыл бұрын
@@hypirex9942 that's what I thought
@jameseastwood2702
@jameseastwood2702 4 жыл бұрын
@@hypirex9942 oh ye I see that now lol. It is off center tho right??? XD
@shribs8737
@shribs8737 4 жыл бұрын
@@jameseastwood2702 i think the purple one is tilted a bit like the whole carton
@greasybutter9600
@greasybutter9600 4 жыл бұрын
1:16 the way you pronounce the words make me laugh-- but I respect that That translates to "Footbridge is the first thing that floods. You're toast" Hhh im not a good translator pls forgive me
@roundertoaster5876
@roundertoaster5876 3 жыл бұрын
It's not your dead it it's your toast
@greasybutter9600
@greasybutter9600 3 жыл бұрын
@@roundertoaster5876 ok
@Jayd0993
@Jayd0993 3 жыл бұрын
Greasy Butter I respect your pfp
@friendshipkills5758
@friendshipkills5758 4 жыл бұрын
Damien trying to speak Filipino at 1:15 is a mood
@trickstrmode
@trickstrmode 4 жыл бұрын
that long legged snowman is actually supposed to be like that! he sits at the bottom of your door to stop drafts, and doubles as a kind little friend
@MaverickRiou
@MaverickRiou 4 жыл бұрын
1:16 translated: “Assassin Brotherhood (in) training in Calamba. (The raised) footbridge is the first one to get flooded. Try to Top that.” So basically whenever it rains, it turns that damned elevated, over the road, at least one to two storeys high footbridge into an impromptu game of The Floor Is Lava. As if it doesn’t flood up to your eyeballs on ground level anyway.
@ZF_Aspiris
@ZF_Aspiris 4 жыл бұрын
MaverickRiou ikr this always happens here in calamba
@eggma_bow
@eggma_bow 4 жыл бұрын
1:17 lol it says (if u didnt know) "the footbridge was the first one to flood"
@bloodystatic4156
@bloodystatic4156 Жыл бұрын
The impossible math problem in Baldi’s Basics be like: 4:38
@CyberKnightMiky
@CyberKnightMiky 4 жыл бұрын
That Egg Nog part, I also question what's wrong But for real Damien, you're really teasing us with your pretending stupidity, and I love you for that, genious.
@yamigekusu
@yamigekusu 4 жыл бұрын
0:44 .l"... My smokin hot wife who's a cyborg!" **Kuririn has entered the chat**
@jameseastwood2702
@jameseastwood2702 4 жыл бұрын
Me: oh yey an emkay vid!! Video: r/crappy designs Me: get ready to cringe Video starts Me: cringes
@intoxicatedgoat9179
@intoxicatedgoat9179 4 жыл бұрын
Truly a timeless tale
@jameseastwood2702
@jameseastwood2702 4 жыл бұрын
@@intoxicatedgoat9179 I will tell it to my children, and they will tell it to their children and so on and so forth.
@Brainhorn
@Brainhorn 4 жыл бұрын
I love ya Damien but when you miss obvious things it makes me scream at my computer screen lol
@Jitdifferent
@Jitdifferent 4 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Archy doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you. Archy: 3:44
@idkwholizzieis
@idkwholizzieis 4 жыл бұрын
Travis David underrated comment
@cookie3967
@cookie3967 4 жыл бұрын
1:18 “footbridge Ang unang binabaha. Panis kayo” “The footbridge here was the first one to flood. Get rekt.” Your welcome
@NoobiestNoob
@NoobiestNoob 4 жыл бұрын
4:43 “Please do not close door fully It is very frustrating for those who have to get up and let people in. Thank you”
@thamrew676
@thamrew676 4 жыл бұрын
1:16 Bruh the way he read Filipino though. 😂 Anyways Filipino gang where ya at? Just me? Well...
@dawidtan8
@dawidtan8 3 жыл бұрын
Me
@thechoripankiller
@thechoripankiller 3 жыл бұрын
4:40 "please do not close the door fully. *it's very distracting* " That's what I call _irony_
@Silent-mt2ot
@Silent-mt2ot 4 жыл бұрын
The reason the eggnog one was a “crappy design” is because classic and original are basically the same thing lol but there advertising them differently
@Ajbrowwn
@Ajbrowwn 4 жыл бұрын
you don't get pikachu he has a mustache
@greenbird6435
@greenbird6435 4 жыл бұрын
Thats just pikachus french brother
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
@@greenbird6435 funny joke incoming
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
oui-kachu
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
"oui-ka oui-ka"
@greenbird6435
@greenbird6435 4 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay XD
@dumpling543
@dumpling543 4 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOO Damien reading filipino is something I didnt think I needed until noww
@12inchesofworm26
@12inchesofworm26 4 жыл бұрын
1:18 Oh hey I'm useful for once! This translates to Assassin botherhood in training in calamba. The footbridge is the first place that gets flooded. You're all expired (you're all dead, screwed, etc) Hearing Damien try to read tagalog warms my heart
@KaytaRaven
@KaytaRaven 4 жыл бұрын
The eggnog is both classic and original
@skyrat3816
@skyrat3816 4 жыл бұрын
Put vodka in to make it extra special.
@cooppermcpoop187
@cooppermcpoop187 4 жыл бұрын
Skyrat big brain
@skyrat3816
@skyrat3816 4 жыл бұрын
Donno about that mate as its prob a way to shrink a brain a little.
@willowz8962
@willowz8962 4 жыл бұрын
B•E•A•N•Z
@dennisshaykevich3451
@dennisshaykevich3451 4 жыл бұрын
W•H•A•T•?
@EmKay
@EmKay 4 жыл бұрын
who likes baked Beans
@ruvikora1568
@ruvikora1568 4 жыл бұрын
EmKay M E
@MrWhiteMocha
@MrWhiteMocha 4 жыл бұрын
ah yes, B E A N S
@Roseylolman
@Roseylolman 4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't control my laughter after Damien said ÊÆT
@kval
@kval 4 жыл бұрын
the way damien spoke filipino,,,, iT MADE ME LAUGH FOR SOME REASON,,,,,,
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