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@spartanvulpix84603 жыл бұрын
“Remember kids, Kneecaps are a Privilege, not a right.”
@Ramtamtama3 жыл бұрын
technically the truth
@Sam-kc6wm3 жыл бұрын
Welp u heard the man start handing over ur kneecaps
@whentheburger3 жыл бұрын
@Geateya Dhotre not if I eat them first
@whentheburger3 жыл бұрын
@Geateya Dhotre oh no
@homelessman37623 жыл бұрын
i’m the 100th like, i think
@AndGoatz043 жыл бұрын
11:45 _"I'M GONNA PISS ON _*_THE M O O N !"_* - Eggman, in his announcement
@heinrichkrull25233 жыл бұрын
Shadow the Hedgehog is a BismuthTechnetiumHydrogen ArsenicSulphur mother FluorineUraniumCarbonPotassiumElectronRadius.
@lydiajulianprower83563 жыл бұрын
11:42 And that guy will be Sokka. (Never watched ATLA, but this is one of the few things I know)
@TheUltima_Werewolf3 жыл бұрын
IM PISSING ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
@unnameddude93253 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@isuccnewton26543 жыл бұрын
THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! *moon approaches earth* "how convenient"
@bloomingdemise3 жыл бұрын
I love how he says "I/We'll be seeing ya", although he's never even once seen the majority of us and most likely never will :D
@mombanger28353 жыл бұрын
Hopefully not
@reveredokay3 жыл бұрын
No shit Sherlock
@dante35463 жыл бұрын
well *You* think they cant see us but what if *they Can*
@soap23483 жыл бұрын
@@reveredokay why so salty bruh😂
@bloomingdemise3 жыл бұрын
@@dante3546 *_Oh God_*
@Vikeii3 жыл бұрын
Denki Kaminari doesn't only have the talent to lose braincells, he also has the talent to make you lose braincells.
@shotoicyhot98143 жыл бұрын
Lmao so true
@therealspaceman4203 жыл бұрын
Amazing.
@estellesmith41183 жыл бұрын
Ah. That’s why.
@redisus57322 жыл бұрын
And that's how i lost 1 braincell after this video
@littleraeofsunshine20032 жыл бұрын
As a Denki Kinnie- touche.
@AntiPlastic3 жыл бұрын
Me: feeds raw steak to cows Minecraft: **jazz music intensifies**
@jotarokujo89903 жыл бұрын
feed it ur ding-dong!
@guts19133 жыл бұрын
@@jotarokujo8990 no feed that to the pigs
@Dementia_Springtrap3 жыл бұрын
I Had To Do A Double Take When I Saw *”Raw Steak”*
@mikaaa_fr3 жыл бұрын
𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁
@VampireFlutist3 жыл бұрын
Minecraft?
@horses-ass3 жыл бұрын
*hits blunt* since jesus can walk on water when it gets misty can jesus fly
@jas62463 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lavonnegreene89113 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this question, Mr horse
@talk-sht-get-ht87583 жыл бұрын
Omg ur right
@polyminutes87883 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is perfect with this
@cardboard.3 жыл бұрын
HORSE ASS!?!
@dexterdogthelovey10523 жыл бұрын
5:46 Humans are around 72% water, so if I step on a baby I'm around 72% Jesus and 100% in jail.
@snowy_the_wolf2 жыл бұрын
Hmm
@greatwavefan3972 жыл бұрын
@@snowy_the_wolf no no he's got a point
@Puricifier2 жыл бұрын
@@greatwavefan397 so,Jesus was a prisoner?
@bobjoebo89332 жыл бұрын
@@Puricifier No he wouldn't go to jail he'd get the death penalty, than he'd be Just like jesus
@NickLogoAbk29132 жыл бұрын
Hol up
@qroxy3 жыл бұрын
"human tastes more like pork" no wonder pork tasted familiar...
@Mistah_boykisser3 жыл бұрын
Ayo what the fuck
@christiankopec46083 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@christiankopec46083 жыл бұрын
I wonder where is my brother
@goldvinity59893 жыл бұрын
That name reminds me of one you would see in a school movie where the main character is a social outcast
@newtmax28083 жыл бұрын
Indeed human tastes somewhat like pork
@youprehistoricsponge73503 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives near Minneapolis, that was funny New theory, ice is 99% water and 1% cold
@XORcircuit3 жыл бұрын
Live in Minneapolis, can confirm
@jakefromspace46593 жыл бұрын
What's it like?
@cjsmalls043 жыл бұрын
Jake R I live in MN but not Minneapolis but it’s kinda not bad until it’s night. But the rest of MN is good
@IDaPugDude3 жыл бұрын
Me sad you true
@plsdontshoot36143 жыл бұрын
“Lives”
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un3 жыл бұрын
Of course Florida Man would do that, why am I not surprised
@ryanvanonselen7163 жыл бұрын
Yo kim jong-un when is world war 3 going to start
@jupitertheplanetboy73283 жыл бұрын
@@ryanvanonselen716 yeah I want to know when I can commit arson legally
@ryanvanonselen7163 жыл бұрын
@@jupitertheplanetboy7328 Same bro that's why I asked
@rangerleaf15053 жыл бұрын
As your advisor Id advice not telling them the plan. But you knew that your Kim Jong-un Edit: why am I needed?
@idiot99333 жыл бұрын
Then Kim jong un is gonna make South Korea kim jong noon
@dalecastorena70793 жыл бұрын
4:27 "Your the Best Step-BOoOnga I could ever ask for" "Help me step booooonga I'm stuck in this weird looking rock"🤣🤣🤣
@gunsandroses8963 жыл бұрын
"My username spawns in my room with a body and mind" Great. So I'll either have a rock band spawn in my room, get shot with a bouquet of roses or Crescent Rose, or I get to be friends with Penny and Ruby.
Wait…Does this technically mean I’ll be able to get a shield possessed by a 130 year old spirit? *k o o l*
@kilo.byt33 жыл бұрын
Me: Another deppresing day at school, time to go home and feel worse. EmKay: *Hippity hoppity, happiness is now your property*
@greenman7843 жыл бұрын
*Pay your rent.*
@timmyda1st1913 жыл бұрын
You go to school...
@dollhousecrybaby733 жыл бұрын
@@timmyda1st191 i do too!!! three weeks in and there's already two covid cases! 😚✌
@acherryblossom94033 жыл бұрын
@@dollhousecrybaby73 I go full time school 7th grade to preschool and we have 6 cases it's a small school with a little amount of kids
@foshe3 жыл бұрын
Hippity hoppity, i just lost my poverty
@theabsolutelemonme3 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Apples are sometimes green For the last time officer, I thought she was eighteen
@LittleLexi243 жыл бұрын
Fruit Loops Nice
@jose-nf4lh3 жыл бұрын
hamburger
@cat-uv6dt3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@depressedrock49503 жыл бұрын
i have to go to the bathroom
@CoolElowery3 жыл бұрын
69
@Tabby_is_cool3 жыл бұрын
5:32 *the fact this person is kaminari makes this 100% better*
@ech0_thirteen3 жыл бұрын
Ok but.. who was he texting?
@Tabby_is_cool3 жыл бұрын
@@ech0_thirteen probably jirou-
@ech0_thirteen3 жыл бұрын
@@Tabby_is_cool poor Jiro she’s gotta put up with this 😂
@raydar28773 жыл бұрын
Denki no 😭✋
@villiankaminari29813 жыл бұрын
Oh cmon
@KraftDragon2 жыл бұрын
12:12 you can't expect god to do all the work
@mystupidlife1233 жыл бұрын
As a minnesotan that first one hit me like a load of bricks
@omardelgado18353 жыл бұрын
My Stupid Life reminds me how my grampa died I still remember his last words "STOP THROWING THOSE BRIC-"
@julsie31953 жыл бұрын
So what you're saying is, it made you feel like an Autozone?
@phantasmal9143 жыл бұрын
In other words it hit you like a flying motorcycle
@sheez77343 жыл бұрын
same here brother i live in Minneapolis and shit was like DarkRP when the mods are offline
@kitkatkatillac15643 жыл бұрын
literally me lmaoo
@AmartharDrakestone3 жыл бұрын
"I told her we use names now" - The thing is, everyone is still numbered. Probably every country has a national identification number for their citizens.
@Fake_Fox3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, mind explaining me the joke?
@somerando62433 жыл бұрын
Fake Fox there isn’t one
@AmartharDrakestone3 жыл бұрын
@@Fake_Fox No joke. Just a bit of food for thought. In the US, they have a Social Security Number, in Poland we have a Public Electronic Census System Number, in the Netherlands they have a Citizen Service Number, in the UK they have a National Insurance Number, and so on and so forth. Wherever you were born, or wherever you live, you have an assigned number.
@ethantucker928383 жыл бұрын
In my county, I'm student 928407
@raulrosas50683 жыл бұрын
Aᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀʀ Dʀᴀᴋᴇsᴛᴏɴᴇ nice you got the strike gundam and i got the banshee
@slendveny71913 жыл бұрын
16:06 she's just got her hand on his knee. Ash has high-functioning autism, and that's him when he's actually relaxing, because he's got a friend who isn't constantly hyperactive.
@skylarsworld9477 Жыл бұрын
Why is everyone in this comment section fetishizing/objectifying the LGBT Community as well as people on the spectrum
@slendveny7191 Жыл бұрын
@@skylarsworld9477 ?
@skylarsworld9477 Жыл бұрын
@@slendveny7191 that's what i call people who see the LGBT and Autistic Spectrum not as people or individuals, but just a cute little label for Lil ScURNklies- kinda like what you're doing
@slendveny7191 Жыл бұрын
@@skylarsworld9477 I am queer and have autism, you're just being uncharitable.
@ohdiethere76413 жыл бұрын
5:16 I love how the background music just suddenly stops
@kixxenwalla1673 жыл бұрын
Otis is trans. It's brought up in the movie as a joke that's really well played out as his father says how he remembers taking Otis' sister to watch the stars, Otis replies that he doesn't have a sister, and his father says, "Oh right! That was you!"
@ashjose79733 жыл бұрын
Crazy ain't it Since literally all cows are female
@kixxenwalla1673 жыл бұрын
@@ashjose7973 Where in my comment does it say otherwise?
@bruh34573 жыл бұрын
@@ashjose7973 it's a FICTIONAL cow, dude
@bruh34573 жыл бұрын
@@Raya-ir4tm the cow is trans
@zorloxkarma3 жыл бұрын
@@ashjose7973 wait then how do they reproduce
@Mr-Y3 жыл бұрын
I am not going to online school just to see memes from here, that's how entertaining y'all are.
@MrFuller8763 жыл бұрын
Fail class.
@greened26473 жыл бұрын
Well I’m on break
@sean-ey5je3 жыл бұрын
It's midnight rn
@juicebloom62993 жыл бұрын
lol
@jlm57433 жыл бұрын
Naughty naughty
@Azul_Bluet3 жыл бұрын
I regret what I just said. “What’s throbbing I’m robin”
@That80sGuy19722 жыл бұрын
That last one made me laugh immediately and almost spit beer all over my keyboard and monitor. I'm going to Hell.
@abzolutelynothn3 жыл бұрын
"Your username becomes a real being in your house" Those guys who call themselves Sans: *ah piss.*
@kratos_benjamin3 жыл бұрын
Im even more dead
@lifeblood26463 жыл бұрын
I think i have a problem on that comment
@vin66653 жыл бұрын
Does that mean im getting an air?
@grassisoverrated3 жыл бұрын
If it was yt instead of a reddit post I would be happy 👁️〰️👁️✨
@chaoticgood19773 жыл бұрын
Finally
@mrcabloopy3 жыл бұрын
15:11 Lorax: “The trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed” Person: *chops trees* Lorax: “I am the Lorax I speak for the trees, do that again and I’ll break your knees”
@abadgamersperspective31113 жыл бұрын
*Does it again* Lorax: Try that again and I’ll count to 10 *Again* Lorax: That was it you’re gonna die, No more chances no more lies.
@maidenlesstarnished87733 жыл бұрын
Person:i will stop cutting the trees actually quick break his knees
@jakewainwright53673 жыл бұрын
i dont get 0:40
@randomstuff-yj3ic3 жыл бұрын
@@jakewainwright5367 you are better off not knowing
@Atrexiaa3 жыл бұрын
I am the lorax I speak for the trees do that again and I'll do the vietnamese
@DevReck1013 жыл бұрын
4:57 "Minorities" *gets ad to join the military* Im sorry, *W.H.A.T*
@primal17233 жыл бұрын
1:57 You knew what was "coming"? [Insert lenny face here]
@unfortunatelyriley3 жыл бұрын
Robin constantly sounds like a live sports reporter who’s slowly rotting away from internalised sadness, but pretends to be happy on camera. Don’t @‘t me, you know it
@greatwavefan3972 жыл бұрын
He lowkey sounds more like Johnny Test's dad.
@nolongerusing74303 жыл бұрын
Not sure if this counts but: The worst thing about having Japanese friends is that you have to drop it twice for them to get it.
@sandwichbread67173 жыл бұрын
Mate, I love it, it’s perfect
@rangopistacho69283 жыл бұрын
I told this to my mom She wrote me out of her will
@juale76863 жыл бұрын
right on the edge... i love it
@jas62463 жыл бұрын
💀
@t1mpastrami4403 жыл бұрын
and that you should never play hide and seek in your house without watching your dog
@Fuer642 жыл бұрын
0:30 Karen's redemption arc Can't wait for the final battle between Karen and the CEO of Racism.
@presidentjohnhenryeden94503 жыл бұрын
“The guy who shoots the hole in Bruce Wayne’s parents to make Batman” god damn that is fucking good
@showedkiller45613 жыл бұрын
1:37 Her eyes are enchanting? Im hopin for sharpness 5
@stonks66163 жыл бұрын
Lol
@LurkAbyss3 жыл бұрын
What does minecraft and real life have in commen? The things we want in both just kills us.
@joshpiderman92403 жыл бұрын
@@LurkAbyss In both Minecraft and Real life, Australia isn't real.
@hachimanzorin75063 жыл бұрын
Guys I found Joe
@GooberzTetris3 жыл бұрын
Hello Emkay, I have recently been diagnosed with manic depression and have been hav suicidal thoughts recently, your videos are the only thing keeping me going, thank you so much for helping me through this tough time.
@malachi98213 жыл бұрын
I hope you're doin alright partner .
@malachi98213 жыл бұрын
Can we get an update?
@dripgod71572 жыл бұрын
Are you alive?
@Imsilverone2 жыл бұрын
That’s crazy sad (Badum-CHHHHHH)
@notmitsukiyolol2 жыл бұрын
@@Imsilverone And... you killed them officer.
@vermeer59442 жыл бұрын
14:42 I laughed for at least 30 seconds at this
@Lynislost3 жыл бұрын
1:05 “let us URN your trust”
@erwanfaro54653 жыл бұрын
Welp, last time I was this early, Alenxandria's library was still up and YES I AM STILL AND WILL ALWAYS BE ANGRY ABOUT IT!!!!
@jas62463 жыл бұрын
GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE LIBRARY
@erwanfaro54653 жыл бұрын
@ThatSSJNibba Around The Corner Yep. It was the biggest of it's time and with it, we could have know at least 50% more of the past, even with damaged scripture... Well, would if some *savages* haven't f.cking BURNT IT!
@AverytheCubanAmerican3 жыл бұрын
Ah, you gotta love the YT comments section. Filled with hidden gems
@abandonedchannel729293 жыл бұрын
Why are you everywhere?
@Silver_Sonic_233 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Just a few comments up, people are talking about cannibalism.
@TheSnazzyBoi3 жыл бұрын
@@Silver_Sonic_23 and now comunism, no need to thank me
@frantisekvrana39022 жыл бұрын
15:00 Does the no killing rule extend to triggered actions that take effect after the period has expired? I ask because the reply is possibly fatal. Personally, I'd ruin their reputation on any accounts they are currently logged into, then burn whatever they own and some other stuff, getting imprisoned for arson.
@loganfriend80182 жыл бұрын
12:50 Cursed matrix
@stellarbastard98 Жыл бұрын
I fucking knew this comment would be here lmaooo
@infiniteplanes57753 жыл бұрын
“Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what would be the outcome?” Excellent, my house has separated the entire universe in half. Unfortunately, the earth is no longer a sphere, and there is roughly a 50% chance I have killed everyone else due to the position of the sun
@Kamirasu3 жыл бұрын
>Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what would be the outcome? 🅰️
@Whathefox.3 жыл бұрын
I got an enderman friend :)
@frantisekvrana39022 жыл бұрын
There is a 100% chance you killed all humans, and it's not because of the Sun. Presumably, said infinite plane has a depth and density, thus having mass. Now, while the mass is infinite, it will not create a black hole. This is because the mass is spread out. However, the mass would be great enough to mess with orbits of everything in Sol system, causing the various celestial bodies to slam into this new wall. Depending on it's thickness, they would either punch through it, or just put a crater into it on their first pass. Eventually though, they would come to rest upon it though. Now, with Earth, things might be more interesting. I am assuming that the plane spawns at 0 relative translative velocity to Earth's center of mass. (It can't spawn with any rotary velocity, as that would cause parts of it to spin faster than speed of light). Earth's surface is crushed, as it rolls along the plane, eventually Earth is embedded into the plane by the plane's gravity.
@infiniteplanes57752 жыл бұрын
@@frantisekvrana3902 Huh. You're right in that case. I had thought of my username some sort of indestructible sheet of zero depth and thus no mass. Just a impassable barrier which nothing can pass. The edge of the universe I imagine. But because I failed to specify this, you are correct.
@frantisekvrana39022 жыл бұрын
@@infiniteplanes5775 If it was a massless barrier as you meant it, it would still have very destructive effects, but you are right that we would have a chance at survival. Basically, it would have to not cut us off from the Sun, as you mentioned, but also not have the Sun slam into it later (would have to appear in front of Earth as it orbits). Even best case scenario would result in wherever you live getting obliterated, but most of humans could survive.
@superfire64633 жыл бұрын
6:16 If you have to clarify, it’s just natural selection at this point
@Kaderade3412 жыл бұрын
12:41: so that's why I have a small one, thanks mom and dad
@Freestylecreeper3 жыл бұрын
1:44 Danny (Angels of Death) be like:
@soft_box93313 жыл бұрын
I was just watching slime stuff and then i see a notification and my eyes just see "Give me your toes"
@tree18183 жыл бұрын
I was trying to find meme songs :/
@MrFuller8763 жыл бұрын
No toes for you.
@definitelynotagenocider52043 жыл бұрын
What kind of "stuff" are we talking about 😏
@MrFuller8763 жыл бұрын
@@definitelynotagenocider5204 its white and sticky.
@spawnofcthulhu70323 жыл бұрын
everyone asks why is robin but no one ever asks how is robin. so... How are you, robin?
@kanha22373 жыл бұрын
He’s poppin’
@Mr-Y3 жыл бұрын
These memes have been popping lately.
@CT--yv6rl3 жыл бұрын
How is Robin?
@Mr-Y3 жыл бұрын
Why are people asking, "Why is Robin?"
@spawnofcthulhu70323 жыл бұрын
@@Mr-Y because yesn't
@ThatColumbusRailfan2 жыл бұрын
Ok. 1:19 That was the one that finally got me- wait why do i hear sirens outside? oh no....PANIIIIC!
@zenox20533 жыл бұрын
3:33 "we don't eat cats in this household"
@jabjabinton28043 жыл бұрын
Robin: why am I the only one torture on this channel The editor: *cry's whilst smiling intensely*
@jeepabq39893 жыл бұрын
i'm in online class watching this *My mic was on* Thank you for all the Fs in chat, i am honored.
@arcbarkzap3 жыл бұрын
f in chat
@apocalypticblox23463 жыл бұрын
F
@timothyshaw55923 жыл бұрын
F
@GranddukeofWales3 жыл бұрын
You have online classes?
@alexjohnson92943 жыл бұрын
F
@syrathdouglas12443 жыл бұрын
1:49 I had a dream that was literally a still image of a robin. Except instead of wings and a beak it had insanely buff arms colored like wings and a sideways trumpet sticking out of its face backwards. It also had one of those open mouth chubby cheek smiles under the trumpet.
@orionedwards12602 жыл бұрын
16:49 I guess you could say their knees are weak arms are heavy
@theemeraldswitch44853 жыл бұрын
“Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what would be the outcome?” Well a sentient Nintendo switch made of emeralds would appear in my house
@jas62463 жыл бұрын
Oof, I don’t think America’s ready for another typhoid outbreak haha
@optimisticnihilist77053 жыл бұрын
...
@rapogirl13913 жыл бұрын
I get an adorable little rabbit like child to be friends with.
@ahithero26503 жыл бұрын
Uh oh
@archaicfalcon48983 жыл бұрын
i... do not even know
@Snuffedstar20043 жыл бұрын
14:37 So you're telling me that you guys only have to spend 48 hours in the body of someone you hate the most? I am right now in my 16th year of being in this prison!
@agent261052 жыл бұрын
r/suicidebywords
@anmatuser32863 жыл бұрын
0:52 Fun Fact that nobody cares: in Spanish there is always the "Colgate" joke because colgate is "cuélgate" and that is "hang yourself" so "hang yourself" just hanged itself
@linanyanggau7813 жыл бұрын
"Your username becomes a real being with a human mind" AOT fans: maybe I am a Titan.................
@NishisStreak3 жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone here gonna talk about the fact **Kaminari** was saying he is 92 percent jesus-
@ryo_kucha90663 жыл бұрын
Yeah I noticed that and I immediately thought that's exactly what he would do 😂
@talk-sht-get-ht87583 жыл бұрын
Same
@crimsoncorvix3 жыл бұрын
Kaminari would definitely say that
@nva64123 жыл бұрын
I-
@TYKO-db7yf3 жыл бұрын
*HALO THEME STARTS PLAYING AS KAMINARI T-POSES*
@hyprspd3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the emkay jingle is royalty free
@jackwalten17743 жыл бұрын
EmKay jingle? You mean King Dice's theme?
@noodleboy76623 жыл бұрын
I saw "Five years ago" and I was like: *WHAT.*
@taquito8953 жыл бұрын
they can get copyright claimed, but studio mdhr isnt like that
@jupitertheplanetboy73283 жыл бұрын
5 YEARS-
@averagepvpenjoyer3 жыл бұрын
That name honestly made me think you said this 5 years ago and I was confused.
@TheWilderCat3 жыл бұрын
10:00 I’ve heard that cover and it’s actually really nice sounding.
@SilverAceOfSpades3 жыл бұрын
6:28 Therapist: White Wither isn't real he can't hurt you White Wither:
@meggybodeggy3 жыл бұрын
I do not understand what people have against raw human. humans are like trees, I like em better raw
@meggybodeggy3 жыл бұрын
shockwave exactly
@insertusernamehere31733 жыл бұрын
I personally prefer them baked, but raw isn't bad. Have you ever had them as a pie though?
@Silver_Sonic_233 жыл бұрын
Just make sure you put them in the oven to burn off the fat first.
@meggybodeggy3 жыл бұрын
Junko Enoshima I have but it’s too sweet for my liking
@meggybodeggy3 жыл бұрын
SilverSonic 23 you can pick around the fat
@ABANDONED234563 жыл бұрын
15:58 I can actually explain that. Otis is canonically trans. In a scene between him and his dad, they were looking at the stars and his dad said "Feel like it was just yesterday when I was watching the stars with your sister." Otis said he didn't have a sister, to which his dad replied "oh yeah. That was you, wasn't it?".
@isaacthelad4962 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck
@Manglet7622 жыл бұрын
Yeah nah I refuse to believe Back In The fucking Barnyard would bother with something like that, especially when it was made. That was just a joke they made and nothing more.
@skylarsworld9477 Жыл бұрын
Can you not, Kuro?
@ABANDONED23456 Жыл бұрын
@@skylarsworld9477 who tf is kuro-
@skylarsworld9477 Жыл бұрын
@@ABANDONED23456 that's what i call people who objectify the LGBT or just force any fictional character to be LGBT or Disabled because.. i don't know. Hey, I'm Bi and also on the spectrum, and it disgusts me when y'all do this
@thekingkaiju93853 жыл бұрын
10:51 It's funny until you realize just how scarily accurate that is.
@GRRRRRBARKBARK453 жыл бұрын
5:34 ah yes, Kaminari and his powerful, 2 and a half braincells
@TAKirbyStar3 жыл бұрын
6:30 Ok but the most cursed part is that the sand is _floating_
@filthylittleteapot3 жыл бұрын
4:02 "Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what is the outcome?" *OH YEAH BABY HE'S BACK*
@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy3 жыл бұрын
YAAA FRED KURCMC IS BAKC!!
@RucaDoo3 жыл бұрын
wait a minute do I have a clone now-
@fizzpop84913 жыл бұрын
cuz I’m having a good time HAVING A GOOD TIME!!
@satan54583 жыл бұрын
What have I done
@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy3 жыл бұрын
@@satan5458 oh no
@eggscreamtheice-cream67742 жыл бұрын
15:06 my siri kept saying on turning on when he says satan but not when I say siri
@CheekyToonz3 жыл бұрын
The post at 14:39 I nearly died laughing, literally crying from laughing too hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (my insides are starting to hurt from laughter)
@wawayalert3 жыл бұрын
“Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what is the outcome?” A sentient second controller who animates
@kirbywithknife17023 жыл бұрын
A knife in my chest
@wawayalert3 жыл бұрын
@@kirbywithknife1702 oh god
@CaveyMoth3 жыл бұрын
A...MOTH! Get away from my screen, little bastard.
@undead.angel0013 жыл бұрын
Oh no...
@djdragons694203 жыл бұрын
Hmm what r u
@Styx_And_Stones3 жыл бұрын
0:37im jewish AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST DARK JOKE EVER
@triPixel3 жыл бұрын
thanks! i made that comment
@rodeotcd Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it pls explain
@tlepageart4294 Жыл бұрын
@@rodeotcd dark joke regarding the holocaust
@dexterthewulf36372 жыл бұрын
7:32 Steve Cash from Talking Kitty Cat used this in one of his earlier episodes
@minimations44903 жыл бұрын
10:34 and we all loved him s- *CRUNCH*
@Nater_Marson3 жыл бұрын
Emkay video: has blue light filter . . When you already have the blue light filter on: Y E L L O W
I just got into bnha and i see it everywhere all of a sudden.
@shotoicyhot98143 жыл бұрын
Explains ur username lmao but same
@catguy54253 жыл бұрын
4:46 They should do "Vegans Meet Saplings!"
@a.person.somewhere2 жыл бұрын
yess
@r3dleaf Жыл бұрын
4:05 so literally a talking maple leaf i can vibe with that
@ruthless38962 жыл бұрын
The scary part of this is that I knew everything they were talking about.
@darcraven013 жыл бұрын
14:50 find a building that'll take over a minute to fall from the roof to the ground. wait until you have one minute left. jump. you'll be in freefall when time runs out and they'll take over just in time to hit the ground
@FriedFreya3 жыл бұрын
13:25 "Chopping is how I keep my mind thinking aobut good Thoughts." I respect that.
@colinbrown31702 жыл бұрын
If you're that curious about pork, just ask Kermit's finger. 😆
@heartlessvulture8853 жыл бұрын
9:53 it is the way of life,
@M_Alexander3 жыл бұрын
"What's something you can say during Thanksgiving dinner and in the bedroom?" "It's just like grandma's!"
@heavensloser47903 жыл бұрын
5:33 you gotta love the fact it’s a fictional character that’s smarter than you
@yes-yj4ut3 жыл бұрын
Denki
@hutao79172 жыл бұрын
“I’ll be seeing you” sounds very threatening
@death43543 жыл бұрын
"your username becomes a real being with a mind and it spawns in your house, what is the outcome" My house:
@casesater2 жыл бұрын
hol up
@nightmare-hl9ue3 жыл бұрын
That "jewish girl asked me for my number, I told her we use names now" killed me
@Wrathful_Banette3 жыл бұрын
15:55 I may be remembering wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is because in the movie, the cow is transgender!
@ashjose79733 жыл бұрын
Crazy ain't it Since all cows are basically only female
@Satan666Official3 жыл бұрын
@@ashjose7973 And all cows have offspring
@ashjose79733 жыл бұрын
@@Satan666Official ?
@Satan666Official3 жыл бұрын
@@ashjose7973 in cattle, A cow is a female with offspring. A Heifer is a female that has not had offspring :)
@ashjose79733 жыл бұрын
@@Satan666Official oh
@teh-menace3 жыл бұрын
5:58 San: Russians send first women to space. Max: soon they will send all their women into space
@bloodystatic41562 жыл бұрын
I’m laughing so hard that my humor is broken!
@Sad_Baguette4203 жыл бұрын
This is better then my 15 assignments due tomorrow
@ightimmaheadout37763 жыл бұрын
Sad_Baguette420 f
@arcbarkzap3 жыл бұрын
relatable ngl
@astonished-scout3 жыл бұрын
I relate
@astraldreamz15563 жыл бұрын
Always a laugh perusing through subreddits with EmKay!! You're my favourite, Robin!!! (Don't tell the others!!). You're naturally hilarious, and that's perfect for this content!!!
@EFEF-wu5qb2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I love cursecomments but I still love it
@anangelnamedcecil49583 жыл бұрын
5:32 Kaminari's brain in one text conversation
@annachronistic3 жыл бұрын
The Minneapolis one pissed me off. I had to run for my life from that not knowing if anything would be left when I came back. I’m still angry.
@skylanderlego41633 жыл бұрын
12:05: the guy who shoots a hole in the president to get a new president.
@dway80623 жыл бұрын
16:07 ash looking like he's having a good time I really wanna see her skills too edit1: oh wait I meant *him *ya you heard me what you gonna do about it"
@badgerrr3 жыл бұрын
“Just because you died a virgin, DOSENT mean you’ll be buried as one” alpha-87 Me: THAT WAS SO INSPIRATIONAL