"You clearly haven't seen Hitler's only fans" Hitler's only fans: invading the Polands Privacy gone wrong

Jack's wheezing laughter at the beginning has sold me to watch the rest of the video

Jack is the best narrator. He doesn't oversell the joke, his laugh kinda makes me laugh and him extending the joke is actually pretty funny. Also I like the different voices he makes sometimes. Good job man.

*Mr. Socky never forgot his master’s birthday again.*

Jack: Has multiple personalities Lexi: Is very random Robin: Bird Damien: Contagious laughter Zach: Robin's husband/wife

*"Welcome Jack, my name's Back"* *Speech 100*

“Welcome, Jack! My name’s back, and you’re watching, um… gay?” He a little confused but he got the spirit

"Damn bro, was the singing really that bad?" Me: *dies* *ad pops up* Me: *dies again*

Two planes laughing their ass off "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" "MALAYSIAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 370" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

Fun fact: The Spanish term for thousand is actually "mil". So the comment on the Civil War video only had 5.8 thousand, not million.

For your kind information Jack, The Indian tectonic plates are continuously moving towards the Asian tectonic plate does every few years (which is something like 8 or 10 years)l Mount Everest grows by 1m hight. It's not the snow it's the mountain itself.

Serious anwer to how do mountains grow: Two tectonic plates collide and push the material in between upwards. In this case the Indian plate pushes against the Asian continent.

WAAAAACKYYY SCIENCE FACT: mountains grow by absorbing the souls of all the hikers and mountaineers that die on said mountain.

I can literally hear that robot repeatedly shouting “EXTERMINATE” now....

5:49, Jack said that Gru's suit is comprised of the body tissue of 5 male minions. The spacesuit has 10 fingers, which implies that a single male minion has 2... y'know..

Mountains like everest grow because they're still forming. There's still two tectonic plates moving toward each other forming mount everest

When a mommy tectonic plate and a daddy tectonic plate really love each other, they smash together, and then a few million years later a baby mountain comes out!

“But how did you know my name was Pats” that broke me

holy fuck when they said “its a good source of” i literally got an ad for vector cereal saying “high protein”

Legends say when he laughs he contracts every disease known to man for 1 second

Re: the m&ms, skittles, reese's pieces one: It's very easy to tell the difference if you give them a little bit of a closer look. Skittles are the most round, reese's pieces are the most flat. Reese's pieces only come in yellow, orange, and brown so naturally if you don't want that you can avoid those three colors all together. You know the purple ones are skittles because there's no purple m&ms. Plus skittles are a brighter shade of the colors than m&ms. Don't know about Reece's pieces but the roundness should be your go to to figure it out. However they are still contaminated with the peanuts so just keep that away from any and all people with peanut allergies.

Problem: Toddler obstructing path The robot: then casually T-poses on the baby

3:22 i cant stop laughing at this. As a spanish person i tell this is a very funny joke, so good my country's economy laughed and believe me its dead as fuck

6:02 yes they can, just bring the ouiji board

First one isn't even that cursed, just sounds like a good comedy sketch.

“Whip out the Waluigi board” that killed me

6:26 The flat-earther’s skull is so thick it won’t be hurt The flat earther has no idea how to aim, and will fire randomly until one of them hits.

15:09 all I see are 3 floating heads, they really ain't like other triplets

The mountain is growing because the Indian plate is still colliding with the asian plate. It's growing because of the same reason it has already grown so much.

The robot just doesn’t like people in its territory

Jack’s “flippidydoopidyda” made me smile.

Jack's voice is so calming, i swear emkay has the best narrators!

“Because we like to watch children suffer” Children are the funniest people to watch comedically suffer, let’s be honest

Fun Fact: When there is a lack of genetic diversity in a species, certain mutations are more likely to occur during reproduction. This usually involves a change in a part of the genetic code that causes the color in a certain body part, which leads to real-life shiny pokemon. Alabamians aren't just doing it for fun, they're shiny hunting.

Me: *defeats bosses in hollow knight while listening to Jack giving his r/cursedcomments class and actually wins at a hard game* Jack: "just say" psspsspss" and I'll come" Me: hey teacher why when you said "psspsspss" I won?

7:25 me after infecting greendland while ingame for an hour

I'm allergic to peanuts, and the first thing I thought of is that'd be like Russian roulette for me.

I feel bad for laughing at Jack's cough-laugh. Sorry.

1:49 *Austrian art school rejects Austrian artist and regrets it later.

ACTUAL pro tip: when someone knocks of the bathroom door, say “occupied” :)

As the seismic plates shift Mount Everest literally continues to grow taller.

The one where the man's mother said "I hope you die" was because she thought he was in pain and wanted him to feel happy. It wasn't because she actually wanted him to die out of hate. That article doesn't tell you the full story.

5:00 image on the right is a cursed face

8:53 America is the sudden death mode

Once at dinner me and my family were discussing “Ice Pick lobotomy” (where someone will take an ice pick, shove it through your eye, and wiggle it around in hopes of “curing” ADHD, OCD, and depression along with others. This was banned btw) and it came across that JFK’s little sister had one. And, so me being unusually dark, said “The family should get used to things going in their head” and I kid you not, the entire family (of 5) went dead silent. Then my dad laughed.

“Welcome Jack I’m back.” _Godzilla had a stroke listening to that and fucking died_

9:12 Kidney

14:17 What bo burnham and socko does in his spare time:

Asimov's laws of robotics don't mean shit when the thing isn't smart enough to detect its surroundings accurately. even if it could detect its surroundings, it could still kill. there are no universal laws of what a machine can and can't do ethically if you can just program it without the laws

3:00 in case anyone genuinely doesn’t know, it’s something about the tectonic plates the mountain is on pushing against each other which forces the mountain upwards and causes it to grow or even move a couple inches/centimeters in some cases. Correct me if I’m wrong though.

6:40 I love the use of the word eliminate “He’s seen enough. Now flop the fetus.”

"Welcome Jack, my name's back, and-" i think i just had a stroke

Those ears together forming a "heart" looked more like a sad, creepy, old man's face to me.

When you want to make a funny comment but they are all taken "It's time to have a marriage with the Soviet Union!"

3:07 let me explain Above the earth's mantle there are what we call tectonic plates,these are responsible for forming earthquakes, tsunamis, mountains and etc. When one tectonic plate collides with another one and ends up "stacking" on the top of the other,mountains are formed,but its a slow process,thats why mount everest grows so slowly. Obs:the earth's crust is on top of the tectonic plates.

This is the funniest video I have seen in a long time, the laughing from Back is just the cherry on top.

Jack forgot that tectonic plates moving around is a thing

Fun Fact: Mt. Everest is an SCP, that's why it's growing.

5:38 im around the age of 14 and the sad part is i had depression before i listened to a billie ellish song (therefor i am and bad guy are a bop tho)

15:19 wait what if someone is a vegan and asexual

Yes, as a Subnautica nerd the Cuddlefish is an actual thing. It's the rarest fish in the game even rarer than the adult ghost leviathan.

_"Some of these treats are not like the others, some of these treats will melt your heart"_ Jack has a really noice voice ngl

"Son, are you hungry?" "No, mom, i am just saving life."

2:52 the plant was in my mind (or a bean, i love eating beans)

A robot asserting dominance is the funniest and scariest thing to me

3:05 The answer is plate tectonics. Mountains are formed, when two plates collide with eachother. Mt. Everest is growing, because the Indian and Asian plates are pushing eachother, making the edges rise up.

Fun fact : Penguins can fly if thrown hard enough just like children

"What in the flipity follow daa" Had me laughing so hard

2:58 To answer your question, the way mountains can grow, is when underground movement (plate tectonics crashing, magma pressure, etc.) pushes rocks up they push anything above them higher and higher over time. But the mountain growth isn’t always annually consistent because of erosion.

ok, but like, Jack's intros are always the best, just saying, and that goes for his laughs too.

"I am the confused about this" ads: "i am the perfect time for this"

3:45 I am in multiple pieces

"Good suck I gave." There are multiple ways to interpret this.

"German art school denies german artist, regrets it later" Hitler was austrian, the Vienna Art School is in Vienna, Austria, ... Yet germany regretted it later, yes. Thats like saying that Brits regret voting for trump... Bruh, we two different people. Hitler was a fanboy for germany

How does a mountain grow? Me, knowing how tectonic plates collide: "Uh did you take any Earth Science?

7:00 - it is definitely paid dlc in America....

3:04 Mountains are caused by 2 tectonic plates colliding, and the 2 tectonic plates that formed Mount. Everest are still colliding, just very slowly.

I swear to god jack has the best impressions i have ever heard

4:05 this made me laugh so hard lmaooo "mil" means "a thousand" in portuguese 😭😭☠

2:38 these sound effects hurt me on a deep level

0:16 he missed his chance to scream "EXTERMINATE! EXTEEEERMINAATE!"

4:05 It's not 5 million likes, it's 5 thousand likes, "mil" is the portuguese word for "thousand".

I was laughing through out the whole thing and then the “you are my sunshine” came up and i just fucking shut down.That was the exact thing i sang to my dying husky 10 years ago.

jack had so many asthma attacks in this

“I made a roomba that shoots anything it bumps into” It’s all fun and games until it hits somebody’s leg

First one reminds me of: *The Child must not be an obstacle*

You can also respond to a knock on a bathroom door with "Come back with a warrant!"

I would be willing to have a sniper duel with a flat earther. Easy game.

Robot:*sees toddler* Also Robot:” ah yes,a crash dummy for testing,dont mind if i do!”

4:16 “And it’s the most American thing I’ve ever seen” Americans: am I a joke to you

"Welcome jack, my name's Back!" -Jack 2021

2:00 Why is Camillo from Encanto punching him tho

Mountains do grow, actually. They often form where one tectonic plate pushes below another - the Himalaya is one example. And since the plates are always moving, pushing one of them upwards, they grow over time, albeit VERY slowly. In this case it probably is mostly snow and ice.

14:32 Suddenly Mr. Socky becomes Mr. Sucky

2:44 Galaxy’s Edge employee: “ Sorry, we don’t serve droids here.”

That joke at the end made me into stitches

"Don't like mountains grow of snow laying on the top?" No, Emkay. No

15:52 The fact that Pornhub has a a community that makes me smile more than Twitter disappoints me

In case you are still wondering, the mountains were formed by the collision of tectonic plates over a long long time and it just hasn't stopped for Mt. Everest.

mountain ranges grow because of the collision of tectonic plates.