Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below. Narrator ► / @jaymick
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@charax-13 жыл бұрын
"You clearly haven't seen Hitler's only fans" Hitler's only fans: invading the Polands Privacy gone wrong
@sainsburyslocal3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@ELing-ib1ki3 жыл бұрын
"Penetrating deep into French territory"
@minecraftshipothesevenseas90283 жыл бұрын
Imagine you sending insta like: Just murdered myself, possessed a cute little goat... ANNND got murdered again by them humans.
@itsstipe10183 жыл бұрын
"bombing the UK"
@daniloss13193 жыл бұрын
"fucking USSR gone wrong, very wrong"
@KnightsofGaming20163 жыл бұрын
Jack's wheezing laughter at the beginning has sold me to watch the rest of the video
@500king23 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bonnieshenton94263 жыл бұрын
Nah he watched the prequels
@run66533 жыл бұрын
Hes getting dangerously close to jimmy fallon laughter
@gabrielamorim48843 жыл бұрын
Nah, you would watch ut anyway
@FATI_SZN3 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielamorim4884 true
@thepogchamper62013 жыл бұрын
Jack is the best narrator. He doesn't oversell the joke, his laugh kinda makes me laugh and him extending the joke is actually pretty funny. Also I like the different voices he makes sometimes. Good job man.
@kenharsha21732 жыл бұрын
Robin personally
@Hugo-yz1vb2 жыл бұрын
All of Emkay does it for me
@BinglesP2 жыл бұрын
Damien’s still my favorite, but Jack’s my favorite Gen 2 narrator
@williammerkel14102 жыл бұрын
Whoever doesn't go on and on with the same post trying to sell a joke that doesn't work, get to the punchline and move on.
@azucanika57202 жыл бұрын
you mean back?
@ArrangedNoiseFan3 жыл бұрын
*Mr. Socky never forgot his master’s birthday again.*
@chaelan60143 жыл бұрын
I think mr socky pretended
@suyunana3 жыл бұрын
@@chaelan6014 to get the punishment 👀
@ThereTerente2 жыл бұрын
Mr socky *faked* forgetting his master's birthday
@oDogg02062 жыл бұрын
*no no, he *always** *forgot*
@pandaborg24662 жыл бұрын
I hate you
@mohilhamraflijahja50243 жыл бұрын
Jack: Has multiple personalities Lexi: Is very random Robin: Bird Damien: Contagious laughter Zach: Robin's husband/wife
@FrizellaTheBee3 жыл бұрын
b i r e
@bingkoiE3 жыл бұрын
B E E R D
@FlameWing-fi1tx3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. Also wasn't there a Cougar or am I getting mixed up?
@sophiedenise3 жыл бұрын
Yeah seriously, Jack has multiple voices and personalities
@tazzredbandana69113 жыл бұрын
B i r b
@snacc99403 жыл бұрын
*"Welcome Jack, my name's Back"* *Speech 100*
@Angel-xd9pz3 жыл бұрын
omg i didn't even realize until i read this lol
@dillandasilva35943 жыл бұрын
At 11:04 I thought the article said I don't believe in Germans
@Rexi203 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when Markiplier said his name was welcome
@myname79373 жыл бұрын
don't get it
@Nai_1013 жыл бұрын
@@Rexi20 hello everybody my name a bagamum
@anim8ionbacon3 жыл бұрын
“Welcome, Jack! My name’s back, and you’re watching, um… gay?” He a little confused but he got the spirit
@gackthezyborg2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lanzjaredadlawan15603 жыл бұрын
"Damn bro, was the singing really that bad?" Me: *dies* *ad pops up* Me: *dies again*
@definitelynotlucas49013 жыл бұрын
Two planes laughing their ass off "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" "MALAYSIAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 370" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
@kaz1_f13 жыл бұрын
"where's that MH370 guy. That hide and seek champion guy"
@pathetic83403 жыл бұрын
Aight Imma put this on r/cursedcomments.
@blankness83 жыл бұрын
Irrelevant but XIAO XIAO XIAO I have found a genshin impact player in the wild
@aksalaheddine783 жыл бұрын
ExCuSe Me BuT ItS mH370!
@xious42753 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh
@showermeincrushedbathroomt40673 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The Spanish term for thousand is actually "mil". So the comment on the Civil War video only had 5.8 thousand, not million.
@tale79553 жыл бұрын
Correct, thank you.
@tale79553 жыл бұрын
Now, can we just talk about your name?
@abhi55043 жыл бұрын
@@tale7955 no, no we cannot
@tale79553 жыл бұрын
@@abhi5504 you're just scared of the truth...
@apieceoftrash14033 жыл бұрын
Thank u
@turdboi420-692 жыл бұрын
For your kind information Jack, The Indian tectonic plates are continuously moving towards the Asian tectonic plate does every few years (which is something like 8 or 10 years)l Mount Everest grows by 1m hight. It's not the snow it's the mountain itself.
@mPerfect_ Жыл бұрын
Was about the comment this
@jellybutterfly3775 Жыл бұрын
You are the only person I've met who knows this for like, the last TWO MONTHS.
@leospruance-kryselmire52419 ай бұрын
Grammar no work, me no is speak most goodest today
@atdynax2 жыл бұрын
Serious anwer to how do mountains grow: Two tectonic plates collide and push the material in between upwards. In this case the Indian plate pushes against the Asian continent.
@TotallyNotTheRedComet693 жыл бұрын
WAAAAACKYYY SCIENCE FACT: mountains grow by absorbing the souls of all the hikers and mountaineers that die on said mountain.
@landonglaxey92033 жыл бұрын
wow
@Jamal_D._Goat3 жыл бұрын
R/cursedcomments
@ordinaryshiba3 жыл бұрын
@@Jamal_D._Goat r/foundthemobileuser
@invisigerb25783 жыл бұрын
thats were my dad went
@Lrdnqustr3 жыл бұрын
And many people died on mt everest
@stampycatfan01lol3 жыл бұрын
I can literally hear that robot repeatedly shouting “EXTERMINATE” now....
@parkersplace3 жыл бұрын
lol same i love dr. who
@TheRealBlazingDiamond3 жыл бұрын
**EXTERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE**
@protostnl63693 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched Doctor Who in a very long time yet whenever I see a image of a Dalek, that's the first thought that appears in my mind
@Belzabond3 жыл бұрын
@@parkersplace I'm frickin OBSESSED with it
@parkersplace3 жыл бұрын
@@Belzabond wow was not expecting my reply to blow up lol
@lvithan3 жыл бұрын
5:49, Jack said that Gru's suit is comprised of the body tissue of 5 male minions. The spacesuit has 10 fingers, which implies that a single male minion has 2... y'know..
@theuniversalbean93523 жыл бұрын
Mountains like everest grow because they're still forming. There's still two tectonic plates moving toward each other forming mount everest
@suyunana3 жыл бұрын
S H H
@graciegay48332 жыл бұрын
they feed on the bodys left behind
@gaiapurpure2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Mt Everest was secretly a dormant volcano…
@alphasquared2 жыл бұрын
@@gaiapurpure “[softly] Don’t.”
@brinegamersproductionsmedia2 жыл бұрын
r/woooosh
@moduleapothem64463 жыл бұрын
When a mommy tectonic plate and a daddy tectonic plate really love each other, they smash together, and then a few million years later a baby mountain comes out!
@ninnabuu3 жыл бұрын
and just casually kill a couple thousand people, its a part of the process
@Nasrosee3 жыл бұрын
@@ninnabuu oh god
@wiltingdaffodil3 жыл бұрын
@@Nasrosee oh no
@duckhathap7633 жыл бұрын
@@ninnabuu a life must be taken for a new one to begin
@aless29063 жыл бұрын
@@duckhathap763 Serial killer: I killed 50 people before being arrested tectonic plates: those are rookie numbers
@Matthew_Murray3 жыл бұрын
“But how did you know my name was Pats” that broke me
@nobodyakacat-girlmario37073 жыл бұрын
What does head mean guys
@anakinskywalkercrappyprodu22053 жыл бұрын
DAM IT 2:52 HOW DID THOSE KIDS SURVIVE
@skipp843 жыл бұрын
matt mmmmmmmmmmmmMmmMmmMmMmMmmMmmmmmmmM BEEP BEEP BEEP
@Delta21OnYT3 жыл бұрын
@@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 Oh no....
@nobodyakacat-girlmario37073 жыл бұрын
@@Delta21OnYT what does it mean
@bluefeather67843 жыл бұрын
holy fuck when they said “its a good source of” i literally got an ad for vector cereal saying “high protein”
@robloxboxertblocked96363 жыл бұрын
PERFECT TIMING 🤯
@garfeldi78602 жыл бұрын
You just got vector’d
@insertusernamehere81252 жыл бұрын
@@jessicacrystal8512 unfunny tiktoker
@jessicacrystal85122 жыл бұрын
@@insertusernamehere8125 i dont tiktok
@insertusernamehere81252 жыл бұрын
@@jessicacrystal8512 still unfunny
@fireboyfails8481 Жыл бұрын
Legends say when he laughs he contracts every disease known to man for 1 second
@wallywallace21843 жыл бұрын
Re: the m&ms, skittles, reese's pieces one: It's very easy to tell the difference if you give them a little bit of a closer look. Skittles are the most round, reese's pieces are the most flat. Reese's pieces only come in yellow, orange, and brown so naturally if you don't want that you can avoid those three colors all together. You know the purple ones are skittles because there's no purple m&ms. Plus skittles are a brighter shade of the colors than m&ms. Don't know about Reece's pieces but the roundness should be your go to to figure it out. However they are still contaminated with the peanuts so just keep that away from any and all people with peanut allergies.
@Kyrusisgone3 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@mrteacherman64213 жыл бұрын
r/theydidthemath
@phenioxerz82373 жыл бұрын
also skittles have an S on them and the other thing has an M on it
@m.a.r.x39253 жыл бұрын
Thank you good man
@alecxanderbriggs22483 жыл бұрын
Or down the whole thing
@ShroudLight3 жыл бұрын
Problem: Toddler obstructing path The robot: then casually T-poses on the baby
@nobodyakacat-girlmario37073 жыл бұрын
the robot did road roller on the toddler when it got ran over
@bleepblock21773 жыл бұрын
DOMINANCE ASSERTED
@leenarver21353 жыл бұрын
@@bleepblock2177 lol
@Gone293643 жыл бұрын
@@bleepblock2177 MISSION COMPLETED, NEXT OBJECTIVE : YEET THE CHILD
@thegoldenaegis3 жыл бұрын
Well now I'm imagining the robot tea bagging the child
@adansaurus6092 жыл бұрын
3:22 i cant stop laughing at this. As a spanish person i tell this is a very funny joke, so good my country's economy laughed and believe me its dead as fuck
@adas201love24 ай бұрын
Un euro, dos euros...
@Defaultnoobisme2 жыл бұрын
6:02 yes they can, just bring the ouiji board
@slamfam76213 жыл бұрын
First one isn't even that cursed, just sounds like a good comedy sketch.
@SFSproductions13 жыл бұрын
Sh
@DinoThingy3 жыл бұрын
Awhh its 69 like Too bad I ruined it
@babadybab96763 жыл бұрын
Tru
@yourmumisgay50033 жыл бұрын
Na its blessed memes
@thelongestname68223 жыл бұрын
Damn
@versatile44453 жыл бұрын
“Whip out the Waluigi board” that killed me
@chopsticksstudios73413 жыл бұрын
Whip out ze Waluigi bard.
@TheMcduke402 жыл бұрын
*Imma gonna win.*
@miggle27843 жыл бұрын
6:26 The flat-earther’s skull is so thick it won’t be hurt The flat earther has no idea how to aim, and will fire randomly until one of them hits.
@random_potato25492 жыл бұрын
15:09 all I see are 3 floating heads, they really ain't like other triplets
@ankushds70183 жыл бұрын
The mountain is growing because the Indian plate is still colliding with the asian plate. It's growing because of the same reason it has already grown so much.
@gggg-hq4td3 жыл бұрын
We think of mountains and terrain overall as something immovable and eternal, aside from exploseives mining etc. but they are constantly moving
@ankushds70183 жыл бұрын
@@gggg-hq4td yeah, some things are so gradual that we refuse to believe they even happen. Like evolution! Some people just can't comprehend the 3.8 billion years of extremely gradual evolution that made "extremely complex" creatures like us from single celled organisms.
@yuzdude52203 жыл бұрын
Looks like someone wasn't paying attention at 6th grade science.
@IvanBias243 жыл бұрын
Mom, did you put the bodies on mount everest from our back yard again!
@Fionacle3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow thanks!
@RLgenesis3 жыл бұрын
The robot just doesn’t like people in its territory
@andrewh.l.73513 жыл бұрын
Like*
@RLgenesis3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewh.l.7351 huh
@RLgenesis3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewh.l.7351 nvm
@koolgamwr3 жыл бұрын
Englash
@BanananananaMan3 жыл бұрын
Speke englesh losser
@inkceptionist81562 жыл бұрын
Jack’s “flippidydoopidyda” made me smile.
@lelieakiha3 жыл бұрын
Jack's voice is so calming, i swear emkay has the best narrators!
@quitequeerquesadilla3 жыл бұрын
“Because we like to watch children suffer” Children are the funniest people to watch comedically suffer, let’s be honest
@Fly_Integers3 жыл бұрын
Thats the reason i kill orphans
@blackfemalev1nce5823 жыл бұрын
@@Fly_Integers omg
@ddc1713 жыл бұрын
You're going to hell for that
@dio25993 жыл бұрын
@@ddc171 Oh really? God gets to kill his only son and rules over heaven. I kill a few fatherless fuckers and I go to Hell? The audacity.
@quitequeerquesadilla3 жыл бұрын
@@ddc171 I'm a minor so I'm technically a kid, haha.
@YoshKnight3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: When there is a lack of genetic diversity in a species, certain mutations are more likely to occur during reproduction. This usually involves a change in a part of the genetic code that causes the color in a certain body part, which leads to real-life shiny pokemon. Alabamians aren't just doing it for fun, they're shiny hunting.
@FlameWing-fi1tx3 жыл бұрын
Now that's what I call a fun fact!
@FrizellaTheBee3 жыл бұрын
Gotta catch 'em all!
@tryingtostealmynameyesduh50073 жыл бұрын
@@FrizellaTheBee r/cursedcomment
@tryingtostealmynameyesduh50073 жыл бұрын
@@t3al432 God no-
@t3al4323 жыл бұрын
Ik about blue people but I wanna see red Edit: idrk, I think this is all bs if you consume a lot of carrots before birth the baby has a slight tint of orange as a newborn but returns to normal soon Therefore If you consume a crap ton of blood the child should have a slight tint of blood red then return to normal.
@benjamindyslilaplaige89862 жыл бұрын
Me: *defeats bosses in hollow knight while listening to Jack giving his r/cursedcomments class and actually wins at a hard game* Jack: "just say" psspsspss" and I'll come" Me: hey teacher why when you said "psspsspss" I won?
@Shiftified3 жыл бұрын
7:25 me after infecting greendland while ingame for an hour
@nexus1g3 жыл бұрын
I'm allergic to peanuts, and the first thing I thought of is that'd be like Russian roulette for me.
@drorraz79623 жыл бұрын
Well it is Just when the whole gun is loaded Edit:oh wait you mean the post
@atadiarosatrini71123 жыл бұрын
This is also a cursed comment
@diljotthunder43483 жыл бұрын
Actually arent reeces pieces yellow and orange don’t eat those the m&ms are chocolate so they’re safe just don’t eat the yellow or orange ones
@dreamiinotdream7303 жыл бұрын
I mean it’s only dangerous if the m and S melt before you get to them
@rr28783 жыл бұрын
I will barf if I eat peanuts, I was allergic to Nutalle for 8 years
@paugirones60833 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for laughing at Jack's cough-laugh. Sorry.
@traeko15943 жыл бұрын
shut up
@bjmvlogs3 жыл бұрын
@@traeko1594 YOU shut up
@Ubercentraltf22 жыл бұрын
1:49 *Austrian art school rejects Austrian artist and regrets it later.
@Professionalidiotg3 жыл бұрын
ACTUAL pro tip: when someone knocks of the bathroom door, say “occupied” :)
@vixster69772 жыл бұрын
actual pro tip: open the door
@schmeezy91442 жыл бұрын
nonononono 𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙐𝘼𝙇 pro tip, scream as loud as you can
@duality69183 жыл бұрын
As the seismic plates shift Mount Everest literally continues to grow taller.
@The1nvisibleJeevas3 жыл бұрын
India continues to plow into southern Asia GONE SEXUAL
@TheDiloEmpire3 жыл бұрын
no
@TheDiloEmpire3 жыл бұрын
no god please no
@ilEagle36963 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@DanishAlKahfi3 жыл бұрын
Oh god why
@beefysoul37433 жыл бұрын
The one where the man's mother said "I hope you die" was because she thought he was in pain and wanted him to feel happy. It wasn't because she actually wanted him to die out of hate. That article doesn't tell you the full story.
@buycraft911miner22 жыл бұрын
That makes it much better ngl
@peripheralzx113 жыл бұрын
5:00 image on the right is a cursed face
@joesephbidomeus21342 жыл бұрын
8:53 America is the sudden death mode
@insertnamehere95583 жыл бұрын
Once at dinner me and my family were discussing “Ice Pick lobotomy” (where someone will take an ice pick, shove it through your eye, and wiggle it around in hopes of “curing” ADHD, OCD, and depression along with others. This was banned btw) and it came across that JFK’s little sister had one. And, so me being unusually dark, said “The family should get used to things going in their head” and I kid you not, the entire family (of 5) went dead silent. Then my dad laughed.
@private65493 жыл бұрын
Holy shit but you got my kind of humor!
@strife95923 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's blow your mind how many things go into that families heads.
@vojtechkorhon41593 жыл бұрын
I heard Trotsky used to do this
@carrynwelde11203 жыл бұрын
Didn't Trotsky get it too /j
@Xepoza3 жыл бұрын
Gold.
@kazzzerusss3 жыл бұрын
“Welcome Jack I’m back.” _Godzilla had a stroke listening to that and fucking died_
@nobodyakacat-girlmario37073 жыл бұрын
Godzilla keeps having strokes and we don’t know why
@kazzzerusss3 жыл бұрын
@@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 Because he’s old, he’s a ww2 veteran, he attacked Japan, he served for America, those PTSD’s don’t help.
@SparksXtra3 жыл бұрын
Nice one.
@nobodyakacat-girlmario37073 жыл бұрын
@@kazzzerusss that’s sad. I hope godzilla daddy has a redemption arc in the next godzilla movie 😔😔
@kazzzerusss3 жыл бұрын
@@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 but Monke has the mutations and Godzilla has those PTSD’s.
@KiwiBald.2 жыл бұрын
9:12 Kidney
@amonimus21262 жыл бұрын
Ribcage
@SqaushToons2 жыл бұрын
Asparagus
@PavementSpit2 жыл бұрын
Toe
@dontlookatmypfp57222 жыл бұрын
Finger
@Noah.is.sleepy Жыл бұрын
Dick Shotgun
@neji.-exe2 жыл бұрын
14:17 What bo burnham and socko does in his spare time:
@tommybomby41223 жыл бұрын
Asimov's laws of robotics don't mean shit when the thing isn't smart enough to detect its surroundings accurately. even if it could detect its surroundings, it could still kill. there are no universal laws of what a machine can and can't do ethically if you can just program it without the laws
@ArcanineEspeon3 жыл бұрын
But if it isn't smart enough to detect its surroundings, than how is killing someone a choice? That is, the robot can't really choose to kill someone, can it?
@tommybomby41223 жыл бұрын
@@ArcanineEspeon it's not
@TomRiddleSimp3 жыл бұрын
The people who just wanted to laugh- 👁👄👁👍
@kelvinyek87993 жыл бұрын
@@ArcanineEspeon 3000: Are u sure about that
@coolsceegaming61783 жыл бұрын
And one of them did kill itself by falling into water, soooo
@thetruebadevil3 жыл бұрын
3:00 in case anyone genuinely doesn’t know, it’s something about the tectonic plates the mountain is on pushing against each other which forces the mountain upwards and causes it to grow or even move a couple inches/centimeters in some cases. Correct me if I’m wrong though.
@neoncreeper51122 жыл бұрын
Mountain go brrrrrrrr
@MarioFaker12 жыл бұрын
Specifically the Indian plate colliding with the Eurasian plate
@surreealismm2 жыл бұрын
The More You Know⭐
@realNexNot2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kyper41102 жыл бұрын
@@MarioFaker1 no that’s called racism
@ImRhyThmYx2 жыл бұрын
6:40 I love the use of the word eliminate “He’s seen enough. Now flop the fetus.”
@lucitechrepairs Жыл бұрын
"Welcome Jack, my name's back, and-" i think i just had a stroke
@NPC-nn4qe3 жыл бұрын
Those ears together forming a "heart" looked more like a sad, creepy, old man's face to me.
@strikefg3 жыл бұрын
Now I can't unsee that 😐
@dumbdannia63263 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I hate it.
@slayerunava87183 жыл бұрын
r/TIHI
@decimace3 жыл бұрын
i see it
@aether18783 жыл бұрын
Thanks I hate it
@caseyellison50793 жыл бұрын
When you want to make a funny comment but they are all taken "It's time to have a marriage with the Soviet Union!"
@pixelartkid79653 жыл бұрын
XD
@eeeeee380933 жыл бұрын
Our marriage
@eeeeee380933 жыл бұрын
Our line
@The_Soviet_Onion3 жыл бұрын
@@eeeeee38093 our line
@tardisman6023 жыл бұрын
Our meme
@mussarelinhagames1463 жыл бұрын
3:07 let me explain Above the earth's mantle there are what we call tectonic plates,these are responsible for forming earthquakes, tsunamis, mountains and etc. When one tectonic plate collides with another one and ends up "stacking" on the top of the other,mountains are formed,but its a slow process,thats why mount everest grows so slowly. Obs:the earth's crust is on top of the tectonic plates.
@freyawion53373 жыл бұрын
that's also why earthquakes happen
@shivertron3 жыл бұрын
The kerbal space program guy pfp is the best part of this comment
@crystal4172 жыл бұрын
NERDDDDD
@boxer57553 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest video I have seen in a long time, the laughing from Back is just the cherry on top.
@angelikaskoroszyn84953 жыл бұрын
Jack forgot that tectonic plates moving around is a thing
@gufo10games.743 жыл бұрын
yep, plate tectonics is a thing that exists and is happening
@tatiana40503 жыл бұрын
I think it might be something some people dont know about, or even when they knpw how mountains are created they don't know Mt Everest is still in the process of being made. Like most mountains dont grow anymore
@Garchomp8083 жыл бұрын
@@tatiana4050 it depends on how the plates are moving agenst eachother, im just amazed how everest hasnt stoped yet because its getting so big i think gravity would have stopped it allready
@tatiana40503 жыл бұрын
@@Garchomp808 well from what i know, all other mountains were taller once too, (dunno if as tall as Everest) just with wind and other things they are made smaller. Everest is the tallest cause its the youngest
@Garchomp8083 жыл бұрын
@@tatiana4050 Erosion has been in effect but not to that scale, erosion is way more evident in some places like deserts, mesa areas and coasts
@BlindingLight3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Mt. Everest is an SCP, that's why it's growing.
@Hekeda3 жыл бұрын
What SCP? 6001?
@vanessaatalanta24753 жыл бұрын
@@Hekeda 5140
@firestorm53713 жыл бұрын
And I thought the dead bodies and the human fecies are responsible for the growth
@BlindingLight3 жыл бұрын
@@firestorm5371 No, you're not wrong. That's the exact reason why its growing. It's just that it would be growing slower if those corpses weren't instant death for anyone who touched them.
@firestorm53713 жыл бұрын
@@BlindingLight It was sarcastic ( English is not my first language )
@jessiemineimations3 жыл бұрын
5:38 im around the age of 14 and the sad part is i had depression before i listened to a billie ellish song (therefor i am and bad guy are a bop tho)
@noble73343 жыл бұрын
15:19 wait what if someone is a vegan and asexual
@splattyfatty3 жыл бұрын
Yes, as a Subnautica nerd the Cuddlefish is an actual thing. It's the rarest fish in the game even rarer than the adult ghost leviathan.
@fericas32373 жыл бұрын
Nah man the rarest fish is when you're looking for the fucking Holefish when you need one for an aquarium. At least to me it seems
@felps_45003 жыл бұрын
But... The adult Ghost Leviathan isn't really rare, they're in the void (also known as end of the map)
@firestorm53713 жыл бұрын
Their only two of them
@gachatalisha25223 жыл бұрын
@@felps_4500 neither are the baby ghost leviathans I’m pretty sure ones in the lost river
@Carl-ld5jy3 жыл бұрын
It's technically the second rarest fish as there are five Cuddlefish eggs total.
@sophiedenise3 жыл бұрын
_"Some of these treats are not like the others, some of these treats will melt your heart"_ Jack has a really noice voice ngl
@ghostly_cheese49293 жыл бұрын
Buddy!
@sophiedenise3 жыл бұрын
Sup
@beedgehog3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Robin has a better voice tho. What happened to Damien tho?
@sophiedenise3 жыл бұрын
@@beedgehog he has his own channel called DeeLee, go check it out
@Dummy42329 Жыл бұрын
"Son, are you hungry?" "No, mom, i am just saving life."
@krzysztofsznura95893 жыл бұрын
2:52 the plant was in my mind (or a bean, i love eating beans)
@gfaxy583 жыл бұрын
A robot asserting dominance is the funniest and scariest thing to me
@anarchistgalaxy18573 жыл бұрын
3:05 The answer is plate tectonics. Mountains are formed, when two plates collide with eachother. Mt. Everest is growing, because the Indian and Asian plates are pushing eachother, making the edges rise up.
@lunarei90513 жыл бұрын
Finally my 8th grade education about tectonic plates is useful
@royalinferno26273 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : Penguins can fly if thrown hard enough just like children
@nolamoon87393 жыл бұрын
"What in the flipity follow daa" Had me laughing so hard
@yohanneshaileselassie43413 жыл бұрын
2:58 To answer your question, the way mountains can grow, is when underground movement (plate tectonics crashing, magma pressure, etc.) pushes rocks up they push anything above them higher and higher over time. But the mountain growth isn’t always annually consistent because of erosion.
@graysonkabala5513 жыл бұрын
ok, but like, Jack's intros are always the best, just saying, and that goes for his laughs too.
@gregtheidiot Жыл бұрын
"I am the confused about this" ads: "i am the perfect time for this"
@envemailer3 жыл бұрын
3:45 I am in multiple pieces
@craigsmith8343 жыл бұрын
"Good suck I gave." There are multiple ways to interpret this.
@key-shajohlyjoseph91973 жыл бұрын
Tell me? I dont understand. (๑꒪▿꒪)
@mushroom3553 жыл бұрын
Bruh I left .000001 seconds after hearing that
@simplygeorge31523 жыл бұрын
@@key-shajohlyjoseph9197 you poor innocent person
@key-shajohlyjoseph91973 жыл бұрын
@@simplygeorge3152 im sorry bro I'm twelve aint nun I can do bout it
@Unknown-vx6qm3 жыл бұрын
@@key-shajohlyjoseph9197 stop the cap im sure u know exactly wat it means 😑
@fateisendemic78623 жыл бұрын
"German art school denies german artist, regrets it later" Hitler was austrian, the Vienna Art School is in Vienna, Austria, ... Yet germany regretted it later, yes. Thats like saying that Brits regret voting for trump... Bruh, we two different people. Hitler was a fanboy for germany
@wolf10663 жыл бұрын
Austrian art school denies Austrian artist, whole fkng world regrets it later...
@axlr8deathpls2943 жыл бұрын
Technically austrian is a german ethnicity
@carlsorrow14383 жыл бұрын
You forgot that the Germans had a pretty bad view from others after the world wars
@m..w68773 жыл бұрын
Actually wasn’t it a German territory taken by Austria after ww1
@Lunetroldborg3 жыл бұрын
@@m..w6877 yes but hitler was born in 1889
@alocalarsonist3 жыл бұрын
How does a mountain grow? Me, knowing how tectonic plates collide: "Uh did you take any Earth Science?
@ooft80983 жыл бұрын
Wdym? Mountains are deities that harvest souls of every hikers to make themselves grow. Nothing related to Earth Science.
@joshnabours9102 Жыл бұрын
7:00 - it is definitely paid dlc in America....
@jdrailfan3913 жыл бұрын
3:04 Mountains are caused by 2 tectonic plates colliding, and the 2 tectonic plates that formed Mount. Everest are still colliding, just very slowly.
@therewasanattempt18663 жыл бұрын
Thank god someone said it
@y_fam_goeglyd3 жыл бұрын
The entire Himalayan range is still rising. And India is getting shorter (north to south) by nearly that much too.
@Vinneyofficial2 жыл бұрын
Y is literally everyone saying this??Do u think Jack is an idiot and can't Google search?How dare you question the powers of hour beloved host Jack.
@zigzaghyena2 жыл бұрын
Earth is a grower, not a shower
@shadowofseattle13382 жыл бұрын
Yes but everest legitimately grows from the pile of bodies and frozen shit atop it stuck there
@saffronio3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god jack has the best impressions i have ever heard
@kamiartstuff67823 жыл бұрын
4:05 this made me laugh so hard lmaooo "mil" means "a thousand" in portuguese 😭😭☠
@wil.makesmusic2 жыл бұрын
2:38 these sound effects hurt me on a deep level
@thekrusad3r2903 жыл бұрын
0:16 he missed his chance to scream "EXTERMINATE! EXTEEEERMINAATE!"
@jppt243 жыл бұрын
4:05 It's not 5 million likes, it's 5 thousand likes, "mil" is the portuguese word for "thousand".
@hallway_revenant79193 жыл бұрын
yeah unrelated but right after he said 'Depression' my headphones came out causing the video to auto pause. I didn't realize it and it took me a good 20 seconds to realize this wasn't just a dramatic pause XD
@Snivyextremo30003 жыл бұрын
...that's spanish...
@jppt243 жыл бұрын
@@Snivyextremo3000 It's portuguese
@jppt243 жыл бұрын
@@Snivyextremo3000 "2 meses atrás" is portuguese "Hace 2 meses" is spanish, that's how I know that it is written is portuguese
@Snivyextremo30003 жыл бұрын
@@jppt24 oooohhhh, i didn't know that, thanks
@godbloodspilla71542 жыл бұрын
I was laughing through out the whole thing and then the “you are my sunshine” came up and i just fucking shut down.That was the exact thing i sang to my dying husky 10 years ago.
@MickShoemaker173 жыл бұрын
jack had so many asthma attacks in this
@thenonkiller29993 жыл бұрын
“I made a roomba that shoots anything it bumps into” It’s all fun and games until it hits somebody’s leg
@chimaera26113 жыл бұрын
Nah, thats even better
@enhancedgamer36493 жыл бұрын
Extreme dodgeball
@SWH-tr9fp3 жыл бұрын
Finally, the baby can stop crying
@oofoof24843 жыл бұрын
*the cat tho*
@EpicGamer-eb2go3 жыл бұрын
@@chimaera2611 wait.... i’ve seen you somewhere
@kundziaa3 жыл бұрын
First one reminds me of: *The Child must not be an obstacle*
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
Source please?
@keyblade4192 жыл бұрын
You can also respond to a knock on a bathroom door with "Come back with a warrant!"
@gunsandroses8963 жыл бұрын
I would be willing to have a sniper duel with a flat earther. Easy game.
@doylela78913 жыл бұрын
Robot:*sees toddler* Also Robot:” ah yes,a crash dummy for testing,dont mind if i do!”
@jetbee29123 жыл бұрын
Also also robot: ah yes, a smash dummy for testing my size UwU.
@moulychourasia58933 жыл бұрын
Hello there fellow ToG stan Ig we also stan the same character
@OtterPxp3 жыл бұрын
4:16 “And it’s the most American thing I’ve ever seen” Americans: am I a joke to you
@davincent983 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes we are.
@claireroberts71703 жыл бұрын
We better be a joke to you,we are hilarious
@mementomori48173 жыл бұрын
... i mean .. YES
@setyoaomiya75043 жыл бұрын
@Jessica Stein can't wait to go global
@Gamer883343 жыл бұрын
My version of a mouse trap involves a shotgun. Or a cat. I prefer the cat option because it’s cuter, I can pet it, and cat food is cheaper than ammunition.
@4SiblingStudios2 ай бұрын
"Welcome jack, my name's Back!" -Jack 2021
@julianmandala6651 Жыл бұрын
2:00 Why is Camillo from Encanto punching him tho
@jamesderbutler3 жыл бұрын
Mountains do grow, actually. They often form where one tectonic plate pushes below another - the Himalaya is one example. And since the plates are always moving, pushing one of them upwards, they grow over time, albeit VERY slowly. In this case it probably is mostly snow and ice.
@aaronjaaskelainen95302 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they grow. Then, they start shrinking.
@Awesome2000WasTaken Жыл бұрын
@@aaronjaaskelainen9530 like humans
@gianrc29923 жыл бұрын
14:32 Suddenly Mr. Socky becomes Mr. Sucky
@matthewboire6843 Жыл бұрын
If someone forgot my birthday day I would just put on my fursuit and entered VRchat
"Don't like mountains grow of snow laying on the top?" No, Emkay. No
@mp711ok83 жыл бұрын
when he said that it made me want to jump off a cliff
@Rotti173 жыл бұрын
@@mp711ok8 Was the cliff formed by snow?
@JayValt3 жыл бұрын
15:52 The fact that Pornhub has a a community that makes me smile more than Twitter disappoints me
@itsthequenchiest50723 жыл бұрын
We live in a society 😔😔😔😔
@bradygraff32482 жыл бұрын
In case you are still wondering, the mountains were formed by the collision of tectonic plates over a long long time and it just hasn't stopped for Mt. Everest.
@detectivepikachu31612 жыл бұрын
mountain ranges grow because of the collision of tectonic plates.