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@plaris_42444 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees Belle Delphine in r/ cursed comments* Also me: well that makes sense.
@stratboi33904 жыл бұрын
So fucking true😂
@shardwolfies68074 жыл бұрын
Click the read more on the Belle comment
@Bleepbleepblorbus4 жыл бұрын
She looks like she licks her finger before she turns a page on the kindle app
@stratboi33904 жыл бұрын
@@Bleepbleepblorbus good one
@camclay52964 жыл бұрын
Sarah Otukoya >:) no more 420
@DudeNamedRon3 жыл бұрын
I once read a belle delphine comment. It read, “It’s hard typing this with one hand... when the other one is holding a .357 to my head.”
@ninja6245-real3 жыл бұрын
Um... you sure it was his head the gun was aimed at? Or was it the fbi with a 9mm aimed at her head for violating rule 34. (If you actually work at the fbi. Please do something to stop her.)
@f.b.i.74923 жыл бұрын
@@ninja6245-real too late everyone at the office has killed themselves
@themanwithallthewrongopini35513 жыл бұрын
Every agent either committed suicide or left to a place with no internet before collecting enough evidence
@Thatwas..something3 жыл бұрын
@@f.b.i.7492: oh no what do we do?!
@f.b.i.74923 жыл бұрын
@@Thatwas..something just end it all she has won
@toxanium56923 жыл бұрын
“Dont try this at home” Me: ok I’ll do it outside
@jermiah30143 жыл бұрын
S M O R T
@Chugui_G3 жыл бұрын
He assumed that cause of corona you wouldnt go outside
@kaisher99463 жыл бұрын
what if i did it at a friends house 😳
@igkslife3 жыл бұрын
I'll do it in public.
@barretbromlie52183 жыл бұрын
lol
@LU-C43 жыл бұрын
"Sex robots will eventually be capable of murder" Literally something that happened in Detroit: Become Human.
@shauneyles68483 жыл бұрын
Scientists have made genetically engineered car girls but only bill gates can afford them
@dynamight_chaos-king3 жыл бұрын
Car girls? OwO, s-sowwy foww running you o-over Senpai. Pwease fowwgive mee.
@kaydencebernard77753 жыл бұрын
Dynamight with a laser beam kachow
@apersunthathasaridiculousl18902 жыл бұрын
oh no
@natetaylor27142 жыл бұрын
Who is your fav android?
@RedFoxSkull4 жыл бұрын
How can we censor the word r***? Jack: “BAD SURPRISE” I’m dead
@lordbanetheplayer88443 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's not wrong...
@OreoCrimson3 жыл бұрын
*UNEXPECTED MATING.*
@skellingtron8173 жыл бұрын
fun surprise
@FeuerblutRM3 жыл бұрын
Should've said rape seed. Totally scientifically correct. 👆
Video: up for 14 minutes Your comment: 26 minutes ago. Yeah makes sense
@furiousgarfer49914 жыл бұрын
@Bence Molnár I’m pretty sure the video is 32 minutes old
@bencemolnar9674 жыл бұрын
@@furiousgarfer4991 idk, for me it says 14 minutes
@furiousgarfer49914 жыл бұрын
@Bence Molnár who knows, KZfaq is weird sometimes
@qaiwiwi3 жыл бұрын
I’m not Irish and I can’t do an Irish accent. But that impression of Jacksepticeye was somewhat on point
@beelzebubcrumpethorn3 жыл бұрын
No itwasn’t
@qaiwiwi3 жыл бұрын
@@beelzebubcrumpethorn _Okay, I'm sorry-_
@xtr3me2353 жыл бұрын
Beelzebub Crumpethorn yes it was
@astrumnihilum3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was VERY on point. I watch a lot of Jacksepticeye, and that's definitely a good impression of him.
@kittycraft77503 жыл бұрын
yea,it was a very good impression of Jacksepticeye
@dentagete9613 жыл бұрын
2:13 can we just take a second to notice this thing has more then one wholesome award on it
@quackelly3 жыл бұрын
*I-*
@Locktrap3 жыл бұрын
god n o
@heartcore_addict2 жыл бұрын
uh
@lightningfletch55982 жыл бұрын
Oh God, I didn’t even notice. Now it’s even more cursed.
@davidmccallum39502 жыл бұрын
I don't understand, I'm not used to Reddit, can someone explain?
@Sean-yj4wq4 жыл бұрын
8:17 " if I had a son and he came out as trans, I wouldn't have a son anymore" Well technically yes
@limeisallowed21194 жыл бұрын
Klack Koaster same but why discord
@tiffxiez3 жыл бұрын
That’s actually true
@Froge42913 жыл бұрын
True true
@shark17513 жыл бұрын
Exactly. They are supporting us without realizing it
@Zeph393 жыл бұрын
Nice. Lol
@reyesjoachim49364 жыл бұрын
"This picture has more money than my country" "And more plastic than the ocean" Flex tape cant fix that
@ninja6245-real3 жыл бұрын
(They don’t listen before you ask)
@igkslife3 жыл бұрын
... yes, it can... You just have to use a lot of it. Until they stop screaming.
@igkslife3 жыл бұрын
@Donovan Bergeron STUDENT ... Not when I'm done.
@spectator45503 жыл бұрын
@@igkslife how much will it take to lock my basement that definitely does not carry a genocide of assassinations, it's food for another year, *human meat*
@fearlesslegend9993 жыл бұрын
@@igkslife uhhh Uhhh yea daddy uhh
@tinyrs273 жыл бұрын
1:40 “Well that solves our dinner problem”
@loganoborn78752 жыл бұрын
Or " we can use the abortion as pizza sauce"
@libraeevee94672 жыл бұрын
@@loganoborn7875 “your lose is our sauce!”
@stadtjagerthedemon81313 жыл бұрын
That part made me so uncomfortable when he said “come on kids let me gargle on your chicken nuggets”.
@grassisoverrated3 жыл бұрын
DONT TOUCH MY MCNUGGIES!
@crabercave26303 жыл бұрын
I hate your pfp so much
@xxtrordinaryribbit52572 жыл бұрын
G a r g l e on the nuggies
@xxtrordinaryribbit52572 жыл бұрын
@@crabercave2630 Same ahhh
@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv694 жыл бұрын
Belle Delphine is cursed already, the comments are nothing.
@uh11754 жыл бұрын
Yep true
@moveitmoveit83424 жыл бұрын
This is true
@renzovergara34364 жыл бұрын
@Jared Sabatelli oooh burn
@consoleguy6474 жыл бұрын
You mean a simp magnet.
@saldan39854 жыл бұрын
She's cursed. But you gotta admit the girl is a marketing supervillain.
@matrixphijr4 жыл бұрын
“And yeet off this mortal plain.” So... he’s moving to the valley? Or maybe the mountains? Ooh, I hope it’s not the desert.
@ayyewalkdaplank4 жыл бұрын
I guess It's a caves
@kasamigi80314 жыл бұрын
Or a grave.
@toast79224 жыл бұрын
or deep in hell
@intangerbline36834 жыл бұрын
Moving to Stardew Valley.
@bakrobertjohnston48894 жыл бұрын
He is going to *T H E*
@wa_music2 жыл бұрын
7:56 Germany: At 14: You can drink Beer and Wine when your parents allow it At 16: You can drink Beer and Wine if you want to At 18: You can drink everything legal
@2l84me83 жыл бұрын
Dark humor is kind of like eating food. Not everyone gets it.
@zackzallie87353 жыл бұрын
Yeah, especially the African children.
@lilshokan3 жыл бұрын
Like clean water
@Sfaegbe3 жыл бұрын
@@zackzallie8735 that wasn’t funny
@bray62333 жыл бұрын
@@Sfaegbe it was to me
@dan_czk94463 жыл бұрын
this is really cursed ngl
@remy16574 жыл бұрын
Phil Swift: "I sawed this *BOAT* in half!" Everyone else on the Titanic:
@doradilla98694 жыл бұрын
True fact: the iceberg was really Phil Swift
@CrankerAnimates4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@that1edit1414 жыл бұрын
ya, like he sawed Jesus in half
@mercce67503 жыл бұрын
ImBetterThanPotatoes nah, Phil was the ocean and the iceberg was secretly a chainsaw.
@panther363theminecraftvide73 жыл бұрын
I just sawed a ship inhalf
@exi84644 жыл бұрын
No one: Jack when he sees an adjective: *v e r b*
@arizen89604 жыл бұрын
Lmao I noticed that to
@speeedwagonnn69593 жыл бұрын
Failed english class i guess, just like me :')
@igkslife3 жыл бұрын
.... You called?
@Rottaboi233 жыл бұрын
420 likes well no more because im going to like
@exi84643 жыл бұрын
@@Rottaboi23 o no
@purple42163 жыл бұрын
"Toradora" is a good anime. So I laughed so hard at "tore a Dora"
Why is no one talking abut how he said delicious was a verb
@bloodybee35534 жыл бұрын
It is a verb in the right context
@RileyAiC4 жыл бұрын
A D J E C T I V E
@toby47844 жыл бұрын
Bloody Bee is it?
@bloodybee35534 жыл бұрын
@@toby4784 Y E S Btw I'm 16 and have won four writing contests. I know my vocab
@erictimm71124 жыл бұрын
Bloody Bee lmao no you don’t say I delicioused a nice steak last night or I delicious to school every day
@theguy59233 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one weirded out that he sad that 11:45 was adorable...
@r3gret20794 жыл бұрын
Your Jack septic eye and Finneas impressions were spot on!
@Albert_Bruhno4 жыл бұрын
*another daily reminder that the phrase “best thing since sliced bread” suggests that there was a time when you had to eat the entire loaf in one go*
@gingermcgingin17334 жыл бұрын
I know this is a joke, but what you'd actually do is rip it apart piece by piece, like a baby gazelle.
@ldkmelon4 жыл бұрын
actually people just sliced it themselves i think the twenties or so they invented the machine that preslices bread to make the regular loaves you see in the supermarket
@Albert_Bruhno4 жыл бұрын
Meddows 75 *wait*
@meddows7534 жыл бұрын
@@Albert_Bruhno what, do you eat them with cutlery?
@blunabery81004 жыл бұрын
@@meddows753 You don't eat them with cutlery? You uncultured swine
@useguestaccount72444 жыл бұрын
ball pit: mentioned me ( a fnaf fan) : *TIME TRAVELING BALLPITS*
@notherelol4 жыл бұрын
Hah. Game theory
@that1edit1414 жыл бұрын
gust a theory
@LynTheNobody3 жыл бұрын
y u do dis
@shut_yo_ass2 жыл бұрын
Sticky balls - into the pit, scott cawthon
@studio_zenith2 жыл бұрын
Time travelling nutz
@SkullKid-ir8po3 жыл бұрын
Jack not knowing who the Rock is makes the Medusa joke 10x funnier
@keaganmoore97683 жыл бұрын
Emkay: Australia has a drinking problem Ireland: HoLd Me BeEr weE lAdDy
@theanarchistocelot16203 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in drinking at 5*
@igkslife3 жыл бұрын
First of all I'm not a wee laddy, and second. I'm coming with you!
@kieranmcginley12623 жыл бұрын
I, lad. We headin to the pub to watch some football and get some lasses.
@cappi89903 жыл бұрын
laughs in drinking with parents at 14
@donaldtrumpscat24433 жыл бұрын
Germany: hold my beers.
@Lacccaria4 жыл бұрын
7:46 Jack: "You gotta move to Australia mate. You can drink when you are 18. It's great. You know maybe if your parents are lenient enough maybe when you are 16. We have a real problem with alcohol use." Me: *coughs in german, where you are allowed to drink legally alcohol at the age of 14.* And it is a possibility to start drinking at the age of 11 or 12.. Yeah. We got a tiny problem with alcohol use too...
@ronjabrockamp45604 жыл бұрын
Isn't it 16 not 14?
@LucaraRecords4 жыл бұрын
You Can buy alcohol at age 16 But with your parents or older siblings you Can Drink legally at age 14مكافحة شحاذين الايكات السريه
@LucaraRecords4 жыл бұрын
So true Most germans Start drinking at age12
@MsWill8134 жыл бұрын
Kippis from Finland.
@LucaraRecords4 жыл бұрын
مكافحة شحاذين الايكات السريه no Problem
@revolrz224 жыл бұрын
For those of you who have never experienced a kidney stone: The "pissing out your pee hole" isn't the worst part. In fact, it's hardly noticeable in some cases. No, the part that hurts the most is when the stone travels from the kidney to the bladder. During this phase, a stone which may be up to around 7-mm thick (anything larger than that and surgery tends to be involved) passes through tube of smooth muscle usually three to four millimeters in diameter. If you ever hear about people being in borderline debilitating pain from these stones, it's generally during this phase. When I was younger, I had them constantly. The pain is very brutal, lasting for hours and hours and hours, never going away no matter what position you attempt to assume. If you pace, as people often do, that just makes it worse as you grow nauseous from all the water you're likely pounding to try and force the stone through quicker. After it's all said and done, and the stone plops into your bladder, you'll probably feel a sweet release and not even notice the projectile drooping from your tally-whacker when you piss.
@auugh435464 жыл бұрын
well yeah im replacing my kidney tube things with Bigger Metal Tubes Now Thanks To Hearing This
@axinitewolf4 жыл бұрын
Oh Jesus, I felt that pain.
@geIoeschterBenutzer3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh...dayum....why the hell i reading this....ouch! Hope you have no longer Problems with this. Much love from Germany and stay healthy 🙋♂️
@theuncalledfor2 жыл бұрын
That description is so graphic and vivid that I feel nauseous just from reading it.
@CreepersNeedHugs7 ай бұрын
What the hell was your diet when you were younger that you got them all the time 💀
@GatheredStorm_YT3 жыл бұрын
I love how when the Jacksepticeye post appears not only did the editor put in a slip of him saying like a boss but also Jack (the narrator) does an Irish accent
@dooddoingstuff2 жыл бұрын
@That clone trooper in the back on the high ground do it then
@etaq23 жыл бұрын
0:52 i thought he would say im jack you all know that and it is time for some crack
@asprix63544 жыл бұрын
Hey Emkay, i have some fan art: --> 👌
@rubix46013 жыл бұрын
Love it
@calcv6173 жыл бұрын
I saw something else that I can’t unsee
@warrior28353 жыл бұрын
This has 69 likes!
@bluegenji40923 жыл бұрын
@@warrior2835 Welcome to the future where it has 72 likes. Enjoy your stay.
@m4nder_8453 жыл бұрын
@@bluegenji4092 75
@trajan_x01284 жыл бұрын
“Please thumb me until Its turned blue” Jack-
@user-fq2bz4tm7h4 жыл бұрын
The moment when it doesn’t turn blue anymore bc of the update
@VertXVJ4 жыл бұрын
I mean...if your into that,suure...
@dizzy0134 жыл бұрын
*oh yeah.*
@ochinman63144 жыл бұрын
No thank you
@ksbloistl2 жыл бұрын
1:45 "Well that's dinner sorted"
@goose52003 жыл бұрын
9:05 “It’s you, you came. I mean, I knew you would but you... came.” “I have.... come.”
@mongmanmarkyt28974 жыл бұрын
So fun fact those "holes" @ 2:56 are actually medically referred to as the dimples of Venus and not all women have them
@japanpanda21794 жыл бұрын
Wow thanks
@nadirwoodson93214 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't they be could the dimples of Uranus
@mongmanmarkyt28974 жыл бұрын
@@nadirwoodson9321 no those would imply closer to the buttocks, also Venus was regarded as the goddess of protection of women
@nadirwoodson93214 жыл бұрын
@@mongmanmarkyt2897 Understandable but they would not have to be closer to the buttocks because they are already the closest dimples to the buttocks and they don't exactly protect them from much but I get why they would be called the dimples of Venus
@2official7364 жыл бұрын
R/cursedcomments
@callmesilver26834 жыл бұрын
"Thumb me til it turn blue" Yeah that was the most cursed thing i ever heard from you lol
@nopeno21203 жыл бұрын
Unus annus
@vitorxd12_813 жыл бұрын
did you just called me _fantastic bean_ ? no one ever loved me that much
@YourAverageBrodyАй бұрын
I love the cursed comments videos that Jack does because as far as I can tell, a good chunk of posts get him to laugh and it's either a slow spiral or almost immediate. And the laughter really gets me for some reason.
@boiyado67174 жыл бұрын
4:25, Im fairly sure Dora isn't a tsundere delinquent
@pitcapitano4 жыл бұрын
XD Same
@aheghaugheggeyahg3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes a cultural joke
@certifiedbruhmoment31463 жыл бұрын
Dora ra ra ra ra ra
@YuriYoshiosan3 жыл бұрын
More like Josuke's Stand rush.
@renzovergara34364 жыл бұрын
someone: "fIrSt" me: *pulls up with M113 TOW* get in, we'll find who asked
@voidazru4 жыл бұрын
(Military Radio static voice:) "keep searching boys!"
@alivent79024 жыл бұрын
“Behold! The-I-don’t-care-inator”
@woopstrafel30614 жыл бұрын
That can only guide its TOW missile in its point of view, we’ll need something else
@renzovergara34364 жыл бұрын
@@woopstrafel3061 Armed Drone from the US Airforce? idk im not american
@sanchu63354 жыл бұрын
@@alivent7902 let me guess, autocorrect?
@char79093 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t ready for the “where I live you can smoke crack at 4”
@micahh93512 жыл бұрын
5:38 remember the planes were hijacked, so maybe hes talking about the pilots who were killed
@FlushedMoji4 жыл бұрын
I too become rock hard when looking at 500 year old women... The druid in his terraria world: 👀
@mickytherat80204 жыл бұрын
Are... are you the arms dealer
@ayyewalkdaplank4 жыл бұрын
Oh, I see what you did there.... Spy...
@FlnFl4 жыл бұрын
So the true identity of the Spy is the arm dealer...
@CamoFlash7_4 жыл бұрын
Or the Lost Girl...
@sanctifiedsuccubus25624 жыл бұрын
two-out!
@KyleKrikland4 жыл бұрын
"please thumb me until it turns Blue" 11:56 Me: Don't mind if I do
@ditto70474 жыл бұрын
Ohhh myyy!~
@vrm49654 жыл бұрын
-holy shit- heH-
@porkboi11424 жыл бұрын
Hey no more blue
@sillygtwoah2 жыл бұрын
Ahh~ and now I regret everything
@wantedbird55srandomchannel286 ай бұрын
I got a Downy ad.
@zanyvr2813 жыл бұрын
3:56 this reminds me of a movie that said “at times like this I remember my dads last words” Wh-Which was?” “DONT SON, THAT GUN IS LOADED!”
@Snowb4II3 жыл бұрын
6:28 imagine if it had some technical difficulties and everyone is just starring at you doing your business...
@miguelisaurusbruh11584 жыл бұрын
When you're so early than there only are "when you're so early" comments
@notksiolijadebt65584 жыл бұрын
Hmm well ik that's not what you feel
@chickenalfredo41934 жыл бұрын
i feel like that's when you're so early but with extra steps
@stuart53444 жыл бұрын
RaZe Aльфа 2 was was the hb was t b inj is nis bis bis be bbtry b
@imo1ives4 жыл бұрын
true
@chickenalfredo41934 жыл бұрын
@@stuart5344 I very much agree
@somedudewhowatchesyoutube57054 жыл бұрын
7:49 “we can drink beer when we’re 18” In Germany you can drink beer when you’re 16 but 15 if our parents allow it
@geIoeschterBenutzer3 жыл бұрын
Germany in Ze Haussss
@twilightprincess9943 жыл бұрын
LASST UNS DIE KOMMENTARSEKTION STÜRMEN WOOOOO
@temmie983 жыл бұрын
I’ll see you in Germany
@UnknownUser-fj1cg3 жыл бұрын
Ich möchte da wohnen
@donaldtrumpscat24433 жыл бұрын
Äh Leute... STOPP
@lennylxlx81043 жыл бұрын
7:45 well thats why you got to move to Germany, you can drink beer when you're 16. Its great. You know if your parents are lenient enough maybe when you're 14. No joke its true.
@twilightprincess9943 жыл бұрын
AUF IN DIE SCHLACHT WOOOO
@synthestesia6543 жыл бұрын
"Blow my mind" "Hmm" *Pulls out .35 Caliber*
@hasanaltameemi83754 жыл бұрын
Everyone: rey is trash! Disney: she's a strong female character! Y'all can't handle that? ashoka fans: oh i don't think so
@saulius16644 жыл бұрын
2 comments cringe
@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv694 жыл бұрын
Bot
@pkepix54054 жыл бұрын
Cringe is not an adjective bruh
@saulius16644 жыл бұрын
@@pkepix5405 cringe
@papapapa28564 жыл бұрын
Silence, bot
@zuperpiplup134 жыл бұрын
“And more plastic than the ocean” Me:Flex tape can’t fix that.
@theevilloafers52354 жыл бұрын
@@nobody7817 why...... Is this technically the truth?
@supernova54344 жыл бұрын
@@nobody7817 i think i would use more flex paste than tape
@captainrobots14 жыл бұрын
And flex tape won't fix your wallet since how much money you wasted for a small ass roll of tape.
@addedpole4 жыл бұрын
Me: Ex Dee Dee Dee
@jshotunde3 жыл бұрын
I like how emkay does a dying grandma impression when doing a girl impression
@mady69293 жыл бұрын
I once responded to a colleague telling me she was pregnant by saying “oh ok” It was like 7 am and I was on the floor cleaning a fridge, I couldn’t hear her and I was too socially awkward to ask her to repeat herself 😂
@flox.paradox4 жыл бұрын
5:04 Actually, while being dead, all your muscles relax and while your body is slowly rotting it is normal for your intestants to throw out the residual poop you may have left inside before death...
@lordbanetheplayer88443 жыл бұрын
Oh, you were the one to tell him.. I see...
@flox.paradox3 жыл бұрын
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Yes, indeed, it was me... While it is truly a heart-breaking deed, someone had to do it, sooner or later...
@amaexin50693 жыл бұрын
@@aeuhfde6540 *please no.*
@comic-boi2 жыл бұрын
The holy shit
@ImazuKyoko4 жыл бұрын
I just told my friend you could spend your whole life without breathing and she said she would try. She still hasn't come back
@mulchgulper3 жыл бұрын
It needs to be said, you're impression of Sean was almost spot on
@random_potato12653 жыл бұрын
1:39 "ok but if the kids starts to screech it's time to feed it the bleach"
@zacharytueller72104 жыл бұрын
0:45 I heard 'Thanart' and we need that. Thanos EmKay.
@hillybilly094 жыл бұрын
“It’s hard to type with one hand” Yes jim. It is.
@ochinman63144 жыл бұрын
That's what my victims do
@elizany763 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@Rottaboi233 жыл бұрын
No it isnt im right now typing with one hand
@somedudewhospamsballoons27073 жыл бұрын
Well its not too hard i just did it
@maddogmadison63793 жыл бұрын
I hope these replies understand what the sentence meant to that guy
@supanerdreviews40564 жыл бұрын
“I don’t think he’ll have a chance to defecate it” Me: actually if he’s on death row he’ll get to do that very soon
@1withthelion3 жыл бұрын
10:12 ......Say nothing and enjoy the meme, say nothing and enjoy the meme, say noth- VR is Magic. DAMMIT!
@clamdove32924 жыл бұрын
1:39 i ain't happy, i'm feeling glad i got sunshine in a bag i'm pregnant, but not for long the future is coming on
@deltacosmic53584 жыл бұрын
Jeff: mom you said you were getting milk Belle delphine:I was, just not from the grocery store ;)
@einsperson71373 жыл бұрын
(7:55) In Germany, you can drink at the age of 14, if your parents allow it.
@twilightprincess9943 жыл бұрын
LASST UNS DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION EINNEHMEN!!
@alex2005z3 жыл бұрын
I go to Germany
@grassisoverrated3 жыл бұрын
I'm part German -
@einsperson71373 жыл бұрын
@@grassisoverrated Even better, you need just one parent 🤣😜
@grassisoverrated3 жыл бұрын
@@einsperson7137 I found someone part Jewish!
@jacobs21804 жыл бұрын
In australia we drink at 14.. most parents don’t care. Just dont get caught
@abadgamersperspective31113 жыл бұрын
Same in America but you can drink at 1.
@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy3 жыл бұрын
@@abadgamersperspective3111 just don't die
@abadgamersperspective31113 жыл бұрын
Yep
@donaldtrumpscat24433 жыл бұрын
Oh you got Drinks down there?
@CeCe-wg8bm4 жыл бұрын
I nearly peed myself at “bad surprise” Like that’s so simple yet also accurate
@steppo86343 жыл бұрын
3:53 My dziadou (grandfather) went into a coma before he passed and as he was being wheeled into the hospital his last words were I shit you not “Scratch my balls”
@v1p3rlotus3 жыл бұрын
4:47 If they’re aggressive to you: Left If you’re wearing Gold Armor: Right
@sirapple5894 жыл бұрын
4:31 “Dora, you ain’t got no legs!”
@anactualprayingmantis50544 жыл бұрын
"He is death row, I dont think he's going to get the chance to defecate." I...I...people void their bowels when they die...
@roberine72413 жыл бұрын
Everyone watching him die: „holy shit!“
@theuncalledfor2 жыл бұрын
The digestive process typically takes about two days IIRC. That shit if from a previous meal.
@yourmilkisontheway52143 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail said: “Its hard typing in one hand” Me who can multitask: “Amateur”
@rayanyt70183 жыл бұрын
what was that, punk?
@olgadzhydzhora16883 жыл бұрын
AMATUER
@GamingMB07.2 жыл бұрын
2:25 *Good Ending* They actually live in an apartment complex.
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un4 жыл бұрын
People use Uber and Lyft? There’s a reason we don’t have that here. We have comrade taxi drivers people can trust and a beautiful metro so there’s no need for them to exist
@babytusk26744 жыл бұрын
True leader
@cfruge4444 жыл бұрын
@@babytusk2674 But Squirrel and Hedgehog has bulletproof cars.
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago74 жыл бұрын
Who's "them"?
@mrnerd31434 жыл бұрын
yeah RIGHT
@cursedcat95574 жыл бұрын
4:23 if you watched the anime the joke is even better
@babaleboh2 жыл бұрын
10:21 rondal mcdondals got me laughing so hard
@d0nm833 жыл бұрын
1:52 click is that you
@neptuneWX4 жыл бұрын
Cursed comment of the week: Firey hugs a leaf and kills it
@izzyl63834 жыл бұрын
HmMmMmmMmmm...........
@whoisthisagain93684 жыл бұрын
"When I Think Back On This Moment I'll Forget That Last Part." Firey, 2020.
@jdwmyt4 жыл бұрын
Q: Which hand is it better to write with? A: Neither, it's best to write with a pen!
@alacastersoi82654 жыл бұрын
bfdi?
@LuluFur69694 жыл бұрын
@@jdwmyt a pen is not a hand. You tried to be smart
@Ramsey276one4 жыл бұрын
4:48 Right: they adopted me :) Left: ...since she broke his neck when she fell on him... at least she actually does work!
@roboticmouse073 жыл бұрын
8:41, that was hilarious
@wage9423 жыл бұрын
4:49 Not gonna lie, the first time i saw Piglins i tought they looked like the Piglin on the right, until i realises what those red dots where.
@galacticbunny12054 жыл бұрын
6:16 well mine got Nôtre-dame but it was less violent than both of them
@mickytherat80204 жыл бұрын
Hey same
@alex2005z3 жыл бұрын
Mine had an earthquake that killed like 1/3 lf the people in the city where I live like 250 years ago
@moveitmoveit83424 жыл бұрын
Day 27 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees and day 17 of recommending r/garfeildminusgarfield.
@LakeStDive4 жыл бұрын
That’s not what they meant. They just mistyped “of”
@eetayohanuwu14663 жыл бұрын
**Belle delphine exist** Cursed comments: I am about to end this girls career
@zackzallie87353 жыл бұрын
Cuz she's a cursed object.
@straysoul18183 жыл бұрын
4:42 « *NOW THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE!* » I’m crying
@QuintessentiallyQuirky4 жыл бұрын
9:22 Mentions the Deagle, uses M4 clip sound and AK firing sound
@wyfyl69934 жыл бұрын
"delicious" is my favorite verb.
@--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.25083 жыл бұрын
0:04 what's it like in new york city
@jamesambrosini28603 жыл бұрын
How did "bad surprise victims" make me laugh more than anything else in here?
@johndavis41944 жыл бұрын
4:27 *TO PROVE HOW STRONG FLEX TAPE IS I SAWED THIS DORA IN HALF*
@ThorsShadow4 жыл бұрын
"That's why you have to move to Australia mate. You can drink when you're 18:" As a German, this is funny. :P Seriously, though, we are allowed to drink "soft alcohol" (beer and wine) at age 16 and "hard alcohol" (whiskey, schnapps, liquor and so on) at age 18. And no, our youth doesn't do any more bullshit than the youth in other countries.
@japanpanda21794 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is one of the increasingly few reasons I'm glad to live in America
@limeisallowed21194 жыл бұрын
Japan Panda i thought you were from japan
@japanpanda21794 жыл бұрын
@@limeisallowed2119 Nah I'm just kinda a weeb, this was an unfortunate choice of name
@ThorsShadow4 жыл бұрын
@@japanpanda2179 If I understand your comment correctly, you are glad to live in the US, because the drinking age is 21? Why? As I said, German teenagers aren't any more or less annoying than others just because they are allowed to drink at age 16/18 in my experience. I don't get where you're coming from, yet. Please elaborate.
@japanpanda21794 жыл бұрын
@@ThorsShadow I'm just against drinking in general, so I think it should be gradually phased out of society entirely. Increasing the drinking age is one step in this.
@insomniacbritgaming16322 жыл бұрын
"what is the worst thing to say to I'm pregnant" - "we can't tell mom"
@rememberingabandonedmidwes38403 жыл бұрын
1:40 another responce is "great! I was getting hungry"
@TheRealNevamis4 жыл бұрын
4:01 Some guy is just being stabbed by Doug with their own blade and he just points out how comfortable it is to weild, then he just looks at you and says, "This guy's blade, it will keal". Only true fans would know that Doug says keal instead of kill
@johnmattan32734 жыл бұрын
8:46 That’s just what I call The Passion of the Christ, man.
@TheAltMapper4 ай бұрын
“What’s the worst possible response to I’m pregnant” I know.
@walkerwilliams-rigsofrodst33163 жыл бұрын
1:01 Mha fans, don’t y’all think the “Goddamnit” sounded like Katsuki?