I teach deaf education. We have had someone say something like “Why are you talking with your hands? This is America! We don’t speak Chinese here!” I could not even formulate a proper response in that moment not gonna lie. The stupid was way too strong.
@chrispham65994 жыл бұрын
I really can't blame you!
@teriyaki_wings4 жыл бұрын
“This isn’t just stupid, this is... *advanced stupid* .
@CC00K13S4 жыл бұрын
@@teriyaki_wings I feel like there needs to be a trading card for that.
@longdong76674 жыл бұрын
Yeah, English didn't even originate in the US, whereas Sign Language did!
@blobofink4 жыл бұрын
W h y. Apparently ASL is more American than English. I learned this from a comment thread above
@casketbutter4 жыл бұрын
Person: **speaks korean** EP and EK: *sorry I don't speak K-pop*
@lisgoldqn4 жыл бұрын
would be a great reply
@starlost03254 жыл бұрын
This comment is so underrated.
@user-zt3mq7bq3w4 жыл бұрын
한국팝?
@casketbutter4 жыл бұрын
@@user-zt3mq7bq3w I don't speak Korean.
@caremmell4 жыл бұрын
Y is this true
@TrisJ124 жыл бұрын
Rslash: *does tickle basement skit* His wife/gf: wtf is he doing?
@nakeiadavis13293 жыл бұрын
?!😆
@fnf88263 жыл бұрын
His kid: °-°
@Crows2563 жыл бұрын
That would be an awkward conversation lol
@angelarysdam27863 жыл бұрын
😂
@SaraLeanne122 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@miketannhauser5511 Жыл бұрын
Divorced dad here. If I got a random phone call from someone telling me that my STBXW just dropped off our daughter out of the blue and just vanished to do whatever TF she had planned, my lawyer would have had a FIELD DAY!!! Gift from the Heavens? Heck, that was giftwrapped with 24k gold foil infused paper and hand delivered on a diamond-encrusted pure silver platter from God Himself!!!!!
@Shuichisaihara54996 ай бұрын
Agreed. I’m still single and childless but I’d definitely jump on the lawsuit if my ExW did THIS SHIT
@edwardroach96435 жыл бұрын
"Some guy came into the store and picked her up. He seemed nice. Gave me some wine for her." I laughed way too hard at this
@cobydamato7005 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@zezimare5 жыл бұрын
i was waiting for the 'oh shit' moment where they later realised they'd chugged one of the expensive bottles from his collection.
@helema235 жыл бұрын
lol that gets me all the time too!
@mirarose68755 жыл бұрын
@@zezimare I'd like to see the ex wife when she found out. She wanted his wine to sell, when she realized they were cheap I'm sure she would've trashed them. But I wonder if there was a moment when she reflected back to that day she left her daughter in the bookstore and the employee drinking a bottle of wine.
@cassandras87975 жыл бұрын
What got me personally was how unbothered she seemed by this, just "alrighty then, peace"
@SMAXZO5 жыл бұрын
"Hey, this is America! Speak the proper language!" *speaks in Navajo*
@jennysmoot3854 жыл бұрын
Yes the true language
@racoonnylord43434 жыл бұрын
hahah
@nerdalert5804 жыл бұрын
Or hopi
@dumasss12394 жыл бұрын
I know like one word in Navajo but that's because of the book me and my class read called "Code Talker"
@trinalgalaxy59434 жыл бұрын
starts speaking in American Sign Language
@Silverdrgnz29214 жыл бұрын
I'm native American, and my friend told me once that his mom was on the phone speaking to her sister about home matters in our language, when a tourist got in her face and demanded her speak English, and to go back to her country. Mind you, this took place on OUR reservation, about 95% Native American population. The mom looked stunned, then without ending the call, told the tourist, "f*** you, I'm speaking Navajo, on my reservation, to my sister. You can go back to England or whatever Anglo country you came from" the tourist fumed, tried to complained, then got laughed out of the gas station. Love it
@fanfictiondreamer783611 ай бұрын
I would have loved to see that
@koraxe04 жыл бұрын
Elmo meme: Elmo doesn’t care that you’re white. Elmo doesn’t care that you’re black. Elmo doesn’t care about anybody’s skin colour. You all taste the same
@lennylols91983 жыл бұрын
funny and dark my favorite
@bostonrailfan24272 жыл бұрын
it explains why they had to replace so many cast members over the years!
@WillieManga2 жыл бұрын
Me after seeing the first three parts: "Awwwww." Me after seeing the last part: "Oh, yikes!" Hehe, that was funny. I didn't expect the final part.
@leesansmorgan84682 жыл бұрын
what do he mean by all taste the same he eat them?
@sandybeehives2 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Bow down to your master The children are fast But Elmo is faster
@ploffs5 жыл бұрын
Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait. 1. Entitled parent 2. "How dare you!?"
@saranaomi83915 жыл бұрын
Ploffs ChoosingBeggar and “I’m blocking you”
@reversedarks45555 жыл бұрын
Entitled Parent My child deserves this there better then yours and they got good grades
@reversedarks45555 жыл бұрын
Ploffs I forgot to tag you
@minecraftvillager94375 жыл бұрын
UhhhHhhHHhHHh idk
@jwlXD5 жыл бұрын
"grandparents", and "what?"
@waffleauflauf42135 жыл бұрын
The first one made me laugh out loud when the EM came in and said "where's my daughter" and the author replied "your WHAT"
@deku70965 жыл бұрын
reading this made me laugh like a donkey
@tranthimaihung47565 жыл бұрын
EP: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY CHILD?! Me Không tôi đang nói chuyện đừng làm phiền tôi EP:"EXPLODE": @#$%
@mondee-uncharted22155 жыл бұрын
Tran Thi Mai Hung comment stealer
@tranthimaihung47565 жыл бұрын
NO I AM NOT THIS IS VIETNAMESE
@Faith_Monique172 жыл бұрын
That honestly sounds like something the Doctor would say (Sorry I've been into Dr Who lately)
@dutchvanderlinde72393 жыл бұрын
“This is America speak English SPEAK ENgLIsH” English is a mix of Anglo-Saxon and Norman and originated from Britain
@bostonrailfan24272 жыл бұрын
forgot the german, french, latin, greek, norse direct influence…poor language is a beef stew of other languages
@lisapoo20817 ай бұрын
As well as some old German words too… thats why Knife is spelled with a K… every time I hear people say this is America you need to speak English I roll my eyes dramatically and sigh.
@barkthespark4 жыл бұрын
I would respond I the most german way: "Es scheint als gäbe es ein Missverständnis zwischen uns, holen Sie sich mal einen Gehirn und beruhigen Sie sich!"
@kween99174 жыл бұрын
I’m a Spanish learning idiota, I’m terribly curious what you said
@Capymann4 жыл бұрын
@@kween9917 "It seems like there is a misunderstanding between us, get a brain and calm down!"
@kween99174 жыл бұрын
Capymann 👏
@ricebeansrockroll8823 жыл бұрын
"Och du har inte kopplat den inavlade baguetten du kallar barn, jag antar att vi båda är kränkta" would be my take
@lesscatranslations3 жыл бұрын
@@ricebeansrockroll882 jeg DØØR
@vladimirpoutine20475 жыл бұрын
I cringed when the EM thought they were speaking in Chinese
@Deadkiller-il2ls5 жыл бұрын
even after she said KOREAN
@antimatter_nvf5 жыл бұрын
And they are so completely different smh
@Lt_Voss5 жыл бұрын
I know right? If anything, someone with more than 3 brain cells would mix up Korean and Japanese as they share a lot of words.
@vulcandor25735 жыл бұрын
@@Lt_Voss most racist don't understand the difference and think all Asian languages are the same
@jantteri805 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Quinyel4 жыл бұрын
"Seemed nice. Gave me some wine for her". Just made my day. xDD
@sage32554 жыл бұрын
6:30 I STG. THE WAY RSLASH SAYS "Tickle basement" IS THE BEST PART OF THE VIDEO
@frosted_glaceon55132 жыл бұрын
I completely agree. Leaving that poor girl in the store could have gone sooooooooo much worse. She could have been kidnapped, assaulted, or even just left the store and gotten lost. That parent deserved her karma and I hope she learned her lesson if she ever has another kid.
@kor6161 Жыл бұрын
I agree, but I sincerely hope, she doesn't have another kid.
@FrickinRumbi5 жыл бұрын
EP You were insulting my kid in Chinese! Me: no I wasn’t EP: What? Me: I was doing it in Korean EP: 🤯 😡 💀
@galileo21204 жыл бұрын
Epic
@konglaomedia79624 жыл бұрын
Very
@cryptolution97884 жыл бұрын
Noice
@kimberlyphung52604 жыл бұрын
Wow 😮
@strawberrysoulforever83363 жыл бұрын
Except Chinese isn't a language.
@SJJMJJ5 жыл бұрын
Someone: *talks literally any language other than English* Entitled mom: Are you making fun of my child in Chinese!?
@MegaAgamon5 жыл бұрын
Όχι XD
@khalizzer23755 жыл бұрын
Schon war Means true xD
@skipperpet5 жыл бұрын
@@khalizzer2375 pravda příteli, ale fakt nechápu o co těmhle lidem jde, v Americe je svoboda mluvy tak nechápu co kurva řeší
@namcicle23095 жыл бұрын
Bleach lasagna she be racist
@LPMeikel5 жыл бұрын
@@khalizzer2375 Just to be sure, is that german or something else? Bc im pretty sure german would be "schon wahr"
@afreakshow17524 жыл бұрын
I always laugh in italian when karens tell how people should speak english since they're in 'murica while 'murica doesn't even have an official language
@chanelf98272 жыл бұрын
Laugh in Italian! LMAO
@sealeafharris4151 Жыл бұрын
that is so true America is a mixture of many different languages so if some says that then just say well then you can't speak English cause thats from England
@pandorarose34 жыл бұрын
Who here got scared when he talked in his predator voice??
@startygernebulla20883 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I got a little uncomfortable.
@austinfranklin4174 жыл бұрын
The second he said "tickle basement" I literally spit coffee.
@diploduckus47553 жыл бұрын
I want to like this comment but then it wouldn't have 69 likes
@diploduckus47553 жыл бұрын
I hope you understand my dilemma
@nakeiadavis13293 жыл бұрын
>:3
@crumyplayz53303 жыл бұрын
@@nakeiadavis1329 oh god no
@AestheticWaif3 жыл бұрын
Funny and creepy as all heck!
@natkatmac4 жыл бұрын
"This is America! Why aren't you speaking English!?" "This isn't England. Why are you speaking English?"
@anaparreira85083 жыл бұрын
i thing that too and a lot of countries have English was a first language
@thepyrofromteamfortress27463 жыл бұрын
Oh god i don’t wanna see a Karen in my country, my town (quite small and noice) AND CLOSE TO MY HOUSE. It’s a Spanish talking country in latinamerica my country isn’t that bad (financially good) and I would be hiding before she sees something to criticize from me
@thesymbiotenation.45523 жыл бұрын
@@thepyrofromteamfortress2746 It has to be Costa Rica... you are so dam Lucky
@jimmyaguilar19253 жыл бұрын
o ok *sign in asl*
@bittersine23563 жыл бұрын
Me: haha the best comeback
@DaddyWolfie3 жыл бұрын
DUDE lol... your creeper voice actually made my skin crawl that was way to realistic man :P
@evelinaolsson69053 жыл бұрын
I imagine the parent in the last story are the one that go abroad and expect everyone to speak English and then get mad when they don't.
@ghoulbusters68055 жыл бұрын
If you ever say “Tickle Basement” again...
@Event._Horizons5 жыл бұрын
"tIcKlE bAsEmEnT" kill me right now please...
@TTengYY5 жыл бұрын
FBI OPEN UP!
@officialJoCa5 жыл бұрын
Or what?
@ltlredhen41775 жыл бұрын
Just kidding! Not FBI, I'm another pedo come to play in the tickle basement.
@helema235 жыл бұрын
how about "special dress up room"
@nuppanuppa25594 жыл бұрын
I would say: "anteeksi en puhu idioottia." (finnish: "sorry I don't speak idiot")
@nuppanuppa25594 жыл бұрын
@Alexander Steel И я нет
@nuppanuppa25594 жыл бұрын
@Alexander Steel it means 'me neither.' Google translate is a very useful tool.
@nuppanuppa25594 жыл бұрын
Me neither, I used a screen shot.
@Topikkaperna4 жыл бұрын
No näin varmaan ois paras sanoa
@BaneZ424 жыл бұрын
You can speak Finnish
@Nothingisavailible3 жыл бұрын
Slash: Yeahh lots of fun” Omg I’m dying 😂😂
@mckenziecampbell44183 жыл бұрын
Rslash... you've never once creeped me out, infect it usually takes a fair amount to creep my out and make me cringe.... but "tickle basement"?... uhh, consider me thoroughly creeped out. Good job, man, keep it up. XD
@WillieManga5 жыл бұрын
EP: "This is America; speak English." Me: "Gifol ðôht" ("Good idea" in Old English)
@ryan_n055 жыл бұрын
ZenZedah Speak MODERN English!
@orangecrayola13265 жыл бұрын
It would be great if I could learn the old one too :3
@toastytoast32715 жыл бұрын
Thy speak in tounges
@animeotaku3075 жыл бұрын
TheSpanish Potato Then they go into Shakespearean prose.
@moscardonexe27835 жыл бұрын
lol
@arttay10904 жыл бұрын
ME: Du EP: what? Me: Du hast EP: wtf Me: Du hast mich
@itsmiiinjuu16614 жыл бұрын
Feel u XD
@c0bw3b634 жыл бұрын
Du hast mich gefragt
@wendycandraw15014 жыл бұрын
Komischer Fuß
@nerdalert5804 жыл бұрын
Cries in Spanglish
@aaZ_Georg1334 жыл бұрын
danke jetzt hab ich nen ohrwurm... Warum hast du nicht nein gesagt...
@thriftlife51563 жыл бұрын
“Tickle basement” made me laugh harder than “octopus” and octopus that is not a joke
@CrimsonRabbitStudios3 жыл бұрын
Second story: “Why is the wifi so slow in America? I could take a shower in the time it takes to search something up” Me: *laughs in Canadian*
@gideonbudd89452 жыл бұрын
Hi there crimson just curious but isn't Canadian a form of English because I'm not actually sure I know it is I think based but I don't know Canada that well *u.s. person*
@henryhernandez53925 жыл бұрын
EP: WHERES MY CHILD!? Me: YOUR WHAT!? EP: WHERE IS MY FUKING CHILD Me: child? YOUR? WHAT?
@franpaulk21755 жыл бұрын
#being_drunk_is_a_good_thing_sometimes
@ihavenocluehowtochangethen29875 жыл бұрын
Y O U R W H A T
@Minecrafter68185 жыл бұрын
YOUR FUCKING WHAT!?
@HolyHunterOfGold5 жыл бұрын
I would turn around and say "I told you I don't babysit and you walked with your child, so why would I know where your child is?"
@arsonboi91054 жыл бұрын
I know asl and so does my friend and we once were signing insults at each other and our teacher thought we were throwing gang signs. It was a fun day.
@QuietChaos19963 жыл бұрын
Oh. My. Gosh. I wanna learn just so I could do that sometimes. X'D
@TheMarie20003 жыл бұрын
OMG epic 🤣😅🤣😅
@asabb3493 жыл бұрын
me and my best friend are the only kids in my class who can speak english that we didn't learn on english classes yet so everytime a teacher walks past us or someone is talking shit about us we switch languages lol
@therealspeedwagon14513 жыл бұрын
This is making me think of going to the store and only speaking Latin or German.
@Nikita_Akashya3 жыл бұрын
@@therealspeedwagon1451 Well, in my case you would use English as a secret language because Germans can't speak English. I only know German and English, but I guess it's enough to get by. I can only imagine using German to mock an American Karen. Like: "Frau, halt die Fresse und besorg dir ein Hirn. Am besten noch ne Tüte Deutsch und Intelligenz. Ich bin von Idioten umgeben!" Or something like that. There are many great Sentences you can say to be mean in German.
@giorgiostramaroni70994 жыл бұрын
*EP* "this is America, you should speak english!!" *me* in that scenario: "ma vada' fa in mona"(^) *proceed to talk italian* (^): Italian dialect form for "go f** yourself" ps, I *know* it's definitely not the best course of actions to take, but damn if i would be tempted to do so...
@alwintka2 жыл бұрын
do it
@alainaramos59613 жыл бұрын
as a half-japanese person, someone telling me to speak english around them has happened MANY times
@streamdoubleknot79325 жыл бұрын
Someone whose first language isn't english : Entitled parent : ARE YOU INSULTING MY ANGELIC SON??
@thegreensunsetgroup25015 жыл бұрын
Are you *insulting* my Kid in _Chinese_ No madam we're insulting *you* in _Korean._
@Weeb_Goblin5 жыл бұрын
EM: WHere is my daughter? OP: Your WHAT? Idk why that got me so good
@zachsuedmeyer25265 жыл бұрын
I kind of imagined the Spongebob fish guy who kept yelling "WHAT" idk the entire thing but you probably know what I mean.
@globeparasite93815 жыл бұрын
Remind that op was half drunk when she said that that was for sure a great moment
@ladysick22965 жыл бұрын
UR WOT???
@bxdiamond_5 жыл бұрын
This got me weak
@thatthunder33995 жыл бұрын
Oof
@oliverb.35883 жыл бұрын
“Sach ma, ham se noch alle Tassen im Schrank?” Which roughly translates to: “Dude, you alright up there” with some a bit of... a dialect of sorts in there making it a bit more rude but still using the polite “you” in classic German fashion lmao
@micahmorgan10243 жыл бұрын
I love that he had a conversation with himself
@mirandapriest49344 жыл бұрын
The Korean woman roasting our internet made me laugh so hard I cried. I admit it is pretty slow but is Korean internet faster? Honestly I believe it probably is😂
@kit_the_inevitable4 жыл бұрын
I think they have fiber every fuckin where
@artemisorwhatever98284 жыл бұрын
Actually, the United States has some of the slowest internet speeds in the world, mainly because our major companies don't compete with each other as much as they should, thereby allowing them effective monopolies over certain areas.
@briancaro1964 жыл бұрын
Korea has one of the fastest or THE fastest (don't remember the specifics) internet in the world.
@PunakiviAddikti4 жыл бұрын
Seems so. Americans can't even seem to make a stable discord connection. Every time we have a call, it's a 50/50 chance if everyone hears everyone.
@Mongolenfreak4 жыл бұрын
@@artemisorwhatever9828 hay i moved to Germany to have the slowest internet in the world, don't you dare to take this title
@seijo80445 жыл бұрын
Ep: are you making fun of my kid in Chinese Me:no nos estabamos burlando nosotros de el in español Translates to no we were making fun of him in Spanish
@samdog88175 жыл бұрын
Pretty common lol
@justinkays65865 жыл бұрын
No vale la pena gastar el tiempo con gente asi 🤣 como decimos en mi pais, a dormir con los puercos, no me jodas
@sketchyperson12345 жыл бұрын
En Espanol, in English,по-русски,sa filipino, en français,skrew it Morse code,.. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.- --- -.. .
@kidgoku49145 жыл бұрын
Ah, hay gente que habla español que ven estos videos.
@leeleechi65605 жыл бұрын
"Were you making fun of my child em" says Me:mi nah make fun a nobody cha
@CheshireCatNY4 жыл бұрын
The back and forth in that first one made me LOL for real “Your WHAT?” XD
@marinelaortiz32023 жыл бұрын
With the second story I had something similar. In second grade, two of my classmates always spoke Spanish to each other because they were really comfortable in speaking it when the other was starting to learn a little bit more English after transferring to our class. One day the teacher got annoyed at them and told them to speak English because the word English is in our schools name. I was really shocked at that because all my life I knew that America is a melting pot of many cultures. Heck if you were to go to New York or Boston there are many areas with different cultures like Greek, Italian, even Polish. Just to use those as examples. If I were to say something to this lady I will probably say shut your mouth in Spanish since that’s the only phrase that I could say.
@nicholerubes295911 ай бұрын
I would have greeted her in spainish and said in spainish I don't speak english. Which is the only few pharses I know
@oapf05364 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I can imagine that if someone spoke with an accent that a Karen doesn’t understand she’d assume it’s another language
@artemisorwhatever98284 жыл бұрын
That's actually really accurate. I've met plenty of people that hear my baby brother's accent (We were all born in the US, but he's got a speech impediment) and told us to speak English or go back to our country. You'd think people would be smarter, but no.
@briancaro1964 жыл бұрын
This remembers me.of the story of the EP in Wales telling a guy and an old man to go back to their country for speaking Welsh lol
@LadyJuse4 жыл бұрын
Heck! Not even accent, if someone was talking in Cockney Rhyming Slang, she'd assume it wasn't English!
@haileyharrop4673 жыл бұрын
I can see it happening
@gracequach67695 жыл бұрын
When I was in fifth grade, my friend and I came up with a bunch of gibberish code words, so many that if you'd heard us talking, you might have thought we were speaking another language. There was this girl we didn't like (I'll call her Eva). So, to get on her nerves, whenever we had a conversation and Eva walked by, we'd switch from English to gibberish. After a while, Eva noticed and told the teacher that we were talking about her in some other language. The teacher asked us what language we were speaking. We shrugged and said that Eva could record us talking if she liked, which is exactly what she did. After about fifteen minutes Eva said that her mom knew a lot of language specialists, and when she proved that we were badmouthing her, she'd get us suspended. Her mom teaches French at a language school, so we believed her about her mom knowing some language specialists. But the second part... We were actually cracking the worst knock-knock jokes we could think of. In art class a few days later, Eva played the recording for the teacher, and every once in a while, she'd pause it and "translate" what we were saying. She claimed it was German, but there actually was a German kid in the class, and he said it wasn't German, but what sounded like a mix of English and some other language. And then Eva flipped out on him... She yanked his hair and yelled "THEY'RE BADMOUTHING ME AND YOU'RE TAKING THEIR SIDE?! I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU AND-" the teacher yanked Eva off of him and tells her off, and Eva turned her wrath on the teacher. She grabbed the nearest hard object (a ruler) and whacked the teacher with it. The teacher dragged her out of the room, and that's the last we saw of Eva. I think she got kicked out.
@gracequach67695 жыл бұрын
+Cosmo the Birb :D
@ionia23765 жыл бұрын
You were bullying Eva though? You've just admitted that you deliberately wanted to make Eva paranoid, you were almost gaslighting her. Making it appear as if you were being rude but ensuring she had no evidence of ill intent. I don't know the situation, and if Eva had done something to merit this reaction, but on the surface it sounds like you were being horrible.
@gracequach67695 жыл бұрын
+Ionia It went both ways. She's always telling the teachers that we did something wrong, no matter how small, and often it's an outright LIE she made up to try to get us in trouble. We always managed to disprove it if she was lying, but still, it was annoying to constantly have teachers coming over to grill us
@michaelmaestas99015 жыл бұрын
@@ionia2376 There's nothing wrong with revenge
@softbabeh5 жыл бұрын
Delphi Riddle I want to make up a language now
@triviashiraz18084 жыл бұрын
I just died from "tickle basement." Thanks for killing me. At least I died happy.
@blainetate7433 жыл бұрын
The nice dad was giving away wine during the whole thing. He gave the author a bottle of the stuff. Heh. Correlates pretty well.
@lukebennett36475 жыл бұрын
“THIS IS AMERICA U SHOULD SPEAK ENGLISH” American first Amendment: FREEDOM OF SPEECH LOL
@MWShoukan5 жыл бұрын
Luke Bennett Wow that was what I was thinking!!
@Lunaskylette5 жыл бұрын
xD我要说中文
@MWShoukan5 жыл бұрын
GamerSky Omg hi fellow Chinese person
@tchimiee5 жыл бұрын
@@Lunaskylette 请问英语 ;)
@lordtachchanka18305 жыл бұрын
We take your speech
@isabellamaloles33545 жыл бұрын
Person: *breathes* EP: HELP THIS PERSON IS HURTING MY CHILD!
@Ramsiccletzz5 жыл бұрын
EP: SOMEBODY ARREST THIS MAN!!!!
@somerando27025 жыл бұрын
吓,我做了什么错事啊??? (chinese for "what did I do wrong?!")
@oofbekistan84695 жыл бұрын
HE'S SUFFOCATING MY CHILD
@somerando27025 жыл бұрын
@@oofbekistan8469我- 我哪有?!?! (what?! I didn't do that!)
@somerando27025 жыл бұрын
@Lars Fidder 我没犯罪呀!! (I didn't commit any crime!)
@bumblebee5603 жыл бұрын
My parents used to own a toy and game shop, and more than once had entitled parents drop their kids off and vanish. I know at least once my mom called the police after it seemed that the parent wasn't coming back anytime soon because it's child abandonment and she didn't want to be held liable if the kid got hurt or something.
@missoona71303 жыл бұрын
Oh my I am shocked how nice the Koreans were to the entitled parent and kid. Here in Finland we have bad mouths and are kinda rude and rough so even if you ask me to, I don't think I am going to tell you what I would have said to that lady. But I would have probably made fun of her in Finnish. Or English, just to rub it in. We don't take it nicely here. If you are rude we are rude back
@Someguyhere1115 жыл бұрын
"This is America, you speak the American language - English!" England: "Tell me again why you fought so hard to seperate yourself from us?"
@PitterPatter205 жыл бұрын
America: your coffee is garbage, which is why we threw it in Boston Harbor.
@shalev.5 жыл бұрын
@@PitterPatter20 I don't know if you're being sarcastic but that was tea
@dharchaudhuri5 жыл бұрын
Wait what is American and how tf do you speak American??
@ISIIN155 жыл бұрын
@@dharchaudhuri you already did it wrong. Its 'Murica
@meicaw5 жыл бұрын
@@thetammers68 I'm embarrassed that so many British and Americans want English to be spoken pretty much everywhere, even when... ya know, it's another country. Pretty lame that some are so lazy as to not try learn at least key phrases of a language before going there, dontcha think?
@petermajor36155 жыл бұрын
this is america...... WHICH MEANS YOU CAN SPEAK IN WHATEVER LANGUAGE YOU WANT
@tritter155 жыл бұрын
Najimubu America is specific because unlike most countries, we don’t have an official language. Yes, English is the most common language nationally speaking, but you can go to a wide variety of places within the US where English isn’t really the primary language. For example, rural Hawaii or Puerto Rico where Hawaiian and Spanish are primary. In certain parts of New England, it’s French and/or Pennsylvania Dutch. This is essentially the reason why we don’t have an official language, it was a country built by multilingual people coming into a continent that already had 500+ indigenous languages and dialects that are still spoken today. As far as I’m concerned, as long as you can do your job and the basics in English, no one really HAS to be fluent in English, there are plenty of places in the US to live in where Chinese, Spanish, Dutch, or French are the primary social languages.
@galaxel14945 жыл бұрын
Guys america is called the country of freedom that is why
@whatthehecc18585 жыл бұрын
Can I speak Swedish?
@xxcosmicsakuraxx30745 жыл бұрын
Kaya pwede ako mag tagalog (So im allowed to speak tagalog)
@lilysansetsukonnoriri36125 жыл бұрын
@Ethan Donaldson *Kim Jong Un*
@jeeves_uk3 жыл бұрын
I once had an American tell me to speak english when i am English 😂
@MitchBurns2 жыл бұрын
That first story reminds me a little of my dad. Back in the early 90’s he asked some random stranger to watch my little sister while we went on some ride that was too scary for her. This was at an amusement park and my mom and other sister were off at a different part of the park. The guy apparently said yes. I don’t really remember it since I was pretty young, even though I was there. Me and my dad went on the ride then picked up my sister from the stranger. When my mom found out she was livid! I was maybe 5 or 6 at the time, my sister had to have been like 3 or 4. Everything worked out fine, but my mom still tells the story to this day.
@dal.salvador5 жыл бұрын
"Speak English, this is America'" Did they say the same thing to the natives?
@ChaoticAngelKitten5 жыл бұрын
Nah, the natives would have told that to them... they should have. THIS IS NATIVE LAND! SPEAK NATIVE TONGUE WHITE PEOPLE!
@michalaswindail7835 жыл бұрын
I'll speak English in England. We speak dumbass in America :)
@unicorn_banana17that_space395 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOF THOSE ARE GOOD IM PROUD OF YALL IM CRYING YES YES YASSSSS
@mckaleighwatson39425 жыл бұрын
* comes up speaking cheeroke * Lemme translate WE WERW HERE FIRST VIVA LA NATIVES!!!
@AceRomyuki3235 жыл бұрын
*Speaks in the universal language of Hyuts and HYAHHS*
@PikaFleetsYolo5 жыл бұрын
EP: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY CHILD?! Me: Que pense-tu? Je veux juste parler avec ma amie. EP: **explodes in entitled*
@Lotherast5 жыл бұрын
Tu le dit la/le francais/francaise
@annaanne50315 жыл бұрын
EP: ARE YOU MAKING GUN OF MY CHILD?! Me: oy sodawri ami tor baychar kota matram. Dooro kootar baycha ekta. EP: *WTFNFJJSMAVSKJFHDKSKJD*
@Lotherast5 жыл бұрын
@@annaanne5031 yes im turning the Ep song into a gun to shot the ep XD
@Lotherast5 жыл бұрын
@@annaanne5031 son no song
@zandermeyers12365 жыл бұрын
It's so cool that you guys speak different languages
@zrc15143 жыл бұрын
EM: "THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK ENGLISH!" Me: "This is America. You should be speaking (insert indigenous language native to the area). This isn't England."
@TJDious2 жыл бұрын
OMG I love that dad for suggesting the bookstore owner pretend he didn't know what happened to the daughter.
@BraylenBaswell-qq6bw Жыл бұрын
That’s not what happens he was drunk
@akemiflameborg4 жыл бұрын
"This is America, speak English!" "Taaa, Ameryka, nie ANGLIA, gratki za własny język który wcale nie jest wasz" (Polish: "Yeaaah, America, not ENGLAND, congrats for using your language that isn't actually yours")
@arrechera-lover4 жыл бұрын
AkemiFlameborg daaaaaaamn :0
@MrDjstub4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@raptormelapl38904 жыл бұрын
o cholera drugi Polak!
@ahyesexistence15864 жыл бұрын
Nice, that would have been AMAZING.
@ysteinsolheim62244 жыл бұрын
AkemiFlameborg ✊️
@lou_ves06305 жыл бұрын
*Talks to EM* Morpheus: What if I told you, not all Asians are Chinese. EM: 🧠 💥
@hellfighter4965 жыл бұрын
Em: what??! they must be Chinese!!
@lou_ves06305 жыл бұрын
hellfighter496 even tho we have told u multiple times we r Korean, u think we’re Chinese.
@flow86685 жыл бұрын
i actually know 1 word in Korean that i know the English meaning of so if i were there i would ask them to say Indominable Spirit in the language they were speaking because thats the only Korean i can remember from Taekwondo
@senzoo89005 жыл бұрын
SHE IS BEGINNING TO BELIEVE
@grantdevillez27863 жыл бұрын
Tickle basement...hahahahahha that’s the best...I’m totally gonna use that
@efrainrivera9393 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the tickle basment that was hilarious 🤣🤣
@proxy13595 жыл бұрын
Café: ★has three Koreans inside, one of which is bad at English★ entitled_parent.exe: *racism.exe successfully installed*
@JaCaBrA1445 жыл бұрын
Def main(entitled_parent.exe): x=eval(input( *anything grammatically incorrect* )) print("wow",x,"? That's all you can speak? You must be evil")
@thejupitergod56875 жыл бұрын
What sucked is that I can compare to that girl, I moved to Japan at a young age and learnt Japanese as my first language (school starts at the age of 2) so when I went back to the US 3 1/2 years later I had to do pre-k. I barely knew any English and me being a innocent kid spoke Japanese in that class, the teachers insisted that I only speak English and my 5 year old “smart” ass thought I should drop a complex language and well... I don’t know Japanese anymore :P
@Patamonhope5 жыл бұрын
Yeet dat bish to Japan
@Thelostwoomy5 жыл бұрын
Quick someone smash the computer and burn it and the put it in a pit with snakes and it is bottomless.
@antonioarriaga15135 жыл бұрын
dude that is some good stuff
@jawin29635 жыл бұрын
Hmm abandoning your child in a store and have the child go missing and blame someone else... BRILLIANT
@gaylenewood77075 жыл бұрын
Yeah that em is trying to britney spear her daughter like that is terrible..
@igorblyat78395 жыл бұрын
How do you not have a profile pic in 2019
@SuperFakeFilms3 жыл бұрын
"Tickle basement" That's creepy enough
@LamaManFish3 жыл бұрын
If your guys's basement doesn't look like a "Tickle basement" you're gonna need to redecorate.
@alexwang9825 жыл бұрын
You could say 不,你 Which literally translates to NO YOU
@williamckinley5 жыл бұрын
3.1415926535897932384 that's all i know
@redstonetactic5 жыл бұрын
I know Chinese
@YouTuber-vs2rf5 жыл бұрын
ρнσєиιχ_нєαт 500 me too, i know how to say it but don’t know how to write some characters
@jevilthedeviljester7475 жыл бұрын
*G A S P*
@KingMB_XJ_Official5 жыл бұрын
How the hell did you get those foreign characters.(I don't want to assume what language it is.)
@braydon75895 жыл бұрын
no one: entitled moms: *hOw DaRe YoU*
@thefreshcarrot49405 жыл бұрын
Lol
@louie.40475 жыл бұрын
your profile pic is accurate
@ijustlikepplh40615 жыл бұрын
@@louie.4047 U r right !## 😂😂
@VariousJnizzle5 жыл бұрын
Explosive13 :D (Me) looks around) (Et) YOU IDIOT YOU CANT LOOK AROUND LIKE THAT GIVE ME YOUR STUFF GO TO JAIL YOU SHOULDENT EXIST USHEHDUBDHDGSJSHEBHDHJI (Me) already walk-in away)
@saltybutsain63485 жыл бұрын
ExUsE MeE iM oFenDeD gIvE mE yOuRe MoNeY fOr CaUsInG mE EMOTIONAL TRAMA
@andrescastro18283 жыл бұрын
Something similar happened to me and my mom, My mom only speaks Spanish and this lady got mad at us because of it, me being me I put her back in her place 😂😂 will NEVER forget
@amraKsevloW2 жыл бұрын
roflmao that voice for the man who owns the "tickle basement" was hilarious
@polterboo35155 жыл бұрын
*Slams fist on table* AMERICANS WERE INIGRANTS FROM EUROPE AND THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE COMES FROM ENGLAND *sits back down*
@toastlikes2draw3575 жыл бұрын
👌
@decky51955 жыл бұрын
Well English Really Come from the norse vikings
@iviscosity8205 жыл бұрын
Modern English comes from a wide variety of beginnings, mostly Greek and Latin.
@KayBbyXOXOXO5 жыл бұрын
And even so, there are still entire towns where everyone’s ancestors clearly came from countries besides England. The town next to mine was founded by Frenchmen and everyone had a French name, all the signs are written in French, and everyone mostly speaks French. There are hundreds of cities like this. Because if this, America doesn’t even have an official language anyways.
@meicaw5 жыл бұрын
Americans: We want immigrants out The genie of earth: *kicks them all into the ocean*
@acegamer79525 жыл бұрын
Rslash: Tickle basement KZfaq: *IM BOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER*
@bronyboy69235 жыл бұрын
@J•Erikdoes he have monetizasion or however its spelled
@masterred85665 жыл бұрын
👌😹👌
@janetmenasian52505 жыл бұрын
This is tru
@thatthunder33995 жыл бұрын
I wanna sing sad! By xxxtention
@samarrabeyer34595 жыл бұрын
I wish I could say that I’m surprised if youtube did that, but given how it is today, I’m just not impressed with anything, so I would see that coming.
@sodyplays99474 жыл бұрын
The first was more of a prorevenge than a entitledparent story
@superslimex74164 жыл бұрын
if someone yelled at me for speaking korean in america i would just keep speaking korean so id be like shes talking to a rock
@flowereye5015 жыл бұрын
Me : 你很美丽! (You are very pretty) EP: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?! Me: 啥? (what) EP: STOP INSULTING ME AND MY KID
@RickyGExtra_TX5 жыл бұрын
BAKA
@JF-ks5fb5 жыл бұрын
宗族歧視是一个大问题
@lunarweirdo49545 жыл бұрын
*In really girly high pitched anime voice* BAH KAH!
@jessicaayala11625 жыл бұрын
Kon'nichiwa!
@jethor5 жыл бұрын
I can tell you are using Google Translate
@eli83695 жыл бұрын
literally no one: Entitled parent: wHy aRe yOu tALkiNg aBouT mY sON
@zip-zucc5 жыл бұрын
Here's a new one: Literally no one: EP: You are an absolute disgrace to this society! I am going to take everything you own because you are a full grown man and my son gets better grades than you. Now I'm going to call the cops for harassment and theft, and then get proven guilty and think about how stupid my thought process is and how I'm raising my kid.
@zacjohnson4525 жыл бұрын
YeAY ONe HUnDredTH LiKe
@this_guy_hates_ranni5 жыл бұрын
r/nobodyasked
@SeaskiCyclone2 жыл бұрын
I talk trash about one of my online friends in Spanish as a joke basically saying stuff like stupid, moron stuff like that, and he thinks I'm cussing him out, its hilarious to see how fast he gets mad when we're all just messing around, its especially funny when I have someone else that knows Spanish in the call, so he can understand that I'm just messing with him half the time saying random sentences instead of talking about him.
@mentally_devolving3 жыл бұрын
Me and my friends, back in Elementary, I had just learned Pig Latin, which we all knew. We always spoke it, private convo or not. I was both pissed and laughing my ass off that this tiny little kid was continuously thinking we made fun of him, even though we barely IGNOLAGED him. What makes this even funnier, is that We actually did EXACTLY what you thought of, and started making comments, just for the sake of our entertainment. I always knew it was rude, yet it was fucking hysterical!
@kidwhositsinthecorner81715 жыл бұрын
I love the story about about the little girl at the book store. THE DAD GOT COUSTY OF THE GIRL!! Not the fact that the mom left the kid there and she lied to the police Edit: I'm going to leave custody alone so everyone who keeps on correcting me will hate me. Have a nice day!
@Lady_in_Yearning5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love a happy ending!
@troyking4645 жыл бұрын
Custody*
@Lady_in_Yearning5 жыл бұрын
@@user-td3tw1pu3y Yes sir... *pouts*
@yummi4tunekookie5 жыл бұрын
Custardy*
@k3wty8155 жыл бұрын
Carl took the kids
@kat73685 жыл бұрын
Me: aloha EP: are YOU insulting ME in a different language?!?
@FutureDeep5 жыл бұрын
EP: Did you say hello or goodbye? Tell me now or I'll call the police.
@blueefacejunior77255 жыл бұрын
@@FutureDeep are you really going to call the police? Tell me right now or I'm calling the police.
@stevenv94515 жыл бұрын
@@blueefacejunior7725 are you gonna call the police for calling the police tell me or i will call the police on you
@jinniptions75965 жыл бұрын
I’ll call the police on whoever comments next
@cascottage5 жыл бұрын
@@jinniptions7596 uh oh
@Harmthuria9 ай бұрын
Entitled Mother: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my daughter, so watch her, maybe.
@singe0diabolique Жыл бұрын
I'm afraid I'd have told that entitled mom to passionately hug herself.
@ggkeeler84055 жыл бұрын
Ep: "THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK ENGLISH!" Little does she know........ I am Canadian
@erikredacted9565 жыл бұрын
Dun dun dun!!
@kassandrareaper70875 жыл бұрын
Entitled Kid: Then why don't you speak Canadian? Me: Mais le gosse vas se taire bon sang!
@creamice_duck54055 жыл бұрын
Lolololloolooooooloploloooollololo
@carriedthunder67885 жыл бұрын
EH
@CaptFishy5 жыл бұрын
Aani
@nancygifford86655 жыл бұрын
"heheheheheh we can go play in my tickle basement." Rslash 2019
@etlttc3535 жыл бұрын
*sure*
@SPastaL5 жыл бұрын
Is there a capacity limit? Asking for a friend... Or twenty...
@Thelostwoomy5 жыл бұрын
*uses rift to go*
@helpmesatan49415 жыл бұрын
Sounds fun granny. **little red riding hood went bye-bye
@bowbow52895 жыл бұрын
And he keeps wondering why hes demonetized
@hazeljones72873 жыл бұрын
I speak sign language, someone thought I was trying to do witchcraft when I said “hello are you new to our neighborhood? I haven’t seen you around here before “ to their child in sign....
@TheCrimsonVeil2 жыл бұрын
"This is America! Speak English!" America: Has no official language.
@boyeimjeuse19875 жыл бұрын
"Bruder noch ein Wort und ich beende deine Existenz." Englisch: Bro one more word and I'll end your existence"
@piotr88e5 жыл бұрын
HANS! GIVE ME THE FLAMMENWERFER!
@YeeYee-zl6kf5 жыл бұрын
If its a jew just say verdammt juden xd
@m.g.23015 жыл бұрын
boye im jeuse ja wallah muckst du auf?
@admurai33245 жыл бұрын
@@piotr88e GET THE FLAMMENWERFER IT WERFENS FLAMMEN!
@YeeYee-zl6kf5 жыл бұрын
M. G. What? Lol
@staarliteangel5 жыл бұрын
Wearing my headphones for the “tickle basement” part... not okay.
@rSlash5 жыл бұрын
Was my audio too loud?
@cornnflaekk6755 жыл бұрын
@@rSlash it was just uncomfortable to listen to
@wat2455 жыл бұрын
Same; I was very scared 😂
@janfock35365 жыл бұрын
Me to
@hunterhulsey57995 жыл бұрын
@@rSlash no. it was just awkward
@QuertyQw33n Жыл бұрын
oh my goodness. I died laughing when you did that Disney villain sounding Peto voice.
@xiaowei_7773 жыл бұрын
When you're trilingual so you can insult them multiple times (Chinese, English and Malay)
@Ilman015 жыл бұрын
entitled mom + normal dad = divorce entitled mom + entitled dad = entitled family edit : wow i didnt expect to get this much likes
@charliebgoode47295 жыл бұрын
And that, kids, is how the apocalypse started.
@BadassHater15 жыл бұрын
i mean you're not wrong - that's exactly how it goes))
@somerando27025 жыл бұрын
@@charliebgoode4729 am I gonna die soon?
@milansieval49805 жыл бұрын
Logic
@electropika77595 жыл бұрын
Thats how mafia works.
@abby86565 жыл бұрын
I was speaking to my friend in Mandarin during lunch and we saw some kids from our class looking at us. We shrugged it off and continued talking. The next day, a lunch aid approached us with a few of them and we explained that we were just having a normal conversation. We usually hang out after school and we spoke Mandarin during then as well. The kid from my class said: Will you stop speaking Asian? What?? I said, will you stop speaking Asian? Why? Just because. No?... Well you have to. Why? Why not!? Are you hiding something? No? Then I muttered in Mandarin Big Pig head which is a common insult. My friend laughed his head off and we ignored the kid.
@migueeeelet5 жыл бұрын
Should've told him to stop being stuck-up and start speaking Asian. He's the one hiding stuff from others!
@tiponga5625 жыл бұрын
I read it as "pee pee head"
@migueeeelet5 жыл бұрын
@Madfox That's when you ask them "And what if I don't?", flip them the bird and ignore them.
@melodytheatre28875 жыл бұрын
Are we going to talk about how the kid said “speaking Asian”
@abby86565 жыл бұрын
@@melodytheatre2887 Lol yea I was waiting for someone to notice
@user-ko4qs3bi4q3 жыл бұрын
"we can go play in my tickle basement" -rSLASH
@kawaiikawaiianimegirl41442 жыл бұрын
Oh my that first story reminds me of one time working the customer service desk I was helping a lady and this guy's comes up behind me and says I'm leaving this here. Normally that's what somebody says when they drop off their backpack or bicycle before shopping I turn around to see what it is so somebody doesn't walk off with somebody else's stuff and it's one of our shoppy carts with a terrified 1 year old in it. I was also terrified at that point. Dad of the freaking year there dude.
@fazephantom97715 жыл бұрын
I live in America. My family comes from a Spanish speaking country. I can tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, and Korean. *Come at me bro.*
@FallenStarVA5 жыл бұрын
Wow. Eso es un poco impresionante.. Y tal vez un poco agresivo, pero el EK y EM lo merecen. *Claps*
@silaswyda33395 жыл бұрын
@@FallenStarVA why can I read that I speak french
@seanbuckley38645 жыл бұрын
@Jayden Wyda because they are both Romance languages
@miguelvelazquez41235 жыл бұрын
Same here about the family thing
@calebbb_c5 жыл бұрын
응응~
@ColdNekoAngel5 жыл бұрын
I would say: Nein, ihr Kind tut mir nur leid, dass es noch nicht gelernt hat wie man respektvoll mit anderen umgeht.
@_nils-5 жыл бұрын
Wär ich dabei
@Darkness-fr9mg5 жыл бұрын
Guten tag I only know a small amount of German
@_nils-5 жыл бұрын
@@Darkness-fr9mg sad man
@liamdoinsomething60175 жыл бұрын
The power of google translate. This means: No, I just feel sorry for her child, that she has not yet learned how to treat others in a risky way.
@ricaroanimar66955 жыл бұрын
uuf ich weiß nicht ob ich so höflich gewesen wäre, aber cool man.
@donnellmartin10564 жыл бұрын
The only saving grace for the first mother was the store rep recognized the surname of the little girl, and this was not in America. I would of called the police then cps, I have worked retail for several stores, and thankfully this has never happened.