I teach deaf education. We have had someone say something like “Why are you talking with your hands? This is America! We don’t speak Chinese here!” I could not even formulate a proper response in that moment not gonna lie. The stupid was way too strong.

Person: **speaks korean** EP and EK: *sorry I don't speak K-pop*

Rslash: *does tickle basement skit* His wife/gf: wtf is he doing?

Divorced dad here. If I got a random phone call from someone telling me that my STBXW just dropped off our daughter out of the blue and just vanished to do whatever TF she had planned, my lawyer would have had a FIELD DAY!!! Gift from the Heavens? Heck, that was giftwrapped with 24k gold foil infused paper and hand delivered on a diamond-encrusted pure silver platter from God Himself!!!!!

"Some guy came into the store and picked her up. He seemed nice. Gave me some wine for her." I laughed way too hard at this

"Hey, this is America! Speak the proper language!" *speaks in Navajo*

I'm native American, and my friend told me once that his mom was on the phone speaking to her sister about home matters in our language, when a tourist got in her face and demanded her speak English, and to go back to her country. Mind you, this took place on OUR reservation, about 95% Native American population. The mom looked stunned, then without ending the call, told the tourist, "f*** you, I'm speaking Navajo, on my reservation, to my sister. You can go back to England or whatever Anglo country you came from" the tourist fumed, tried to complained, then got laughed out of the gas station. Love it

Elmo meme: Elmo doesn’t care that you’re white. Elmo doesn’t care that you’re black. Elmo doesn’t care about anybody’s skin colour. You all taste the same

Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait. 1. Entitled parent 2. "How dare you!?"

The first one made me laugh out loud when the EM came in and said "where's my daughter" and the author replied "your WHAT"

“This is America speak English SPEAK ENgLIsH” English is a mix of Anglo-Saxon and Norman and originated from Britain

I would respond I the most german way: "Es scheint als gäbe es ein Missverständnis zwischen uns, holen Sie sich mal einen Gehirn und beruhigen Sie sich!"

I cringed when the EM thought they were speaking in Chinese

"Seemed nice. Gave me some wine for her". Just made my day. xDD

6:30 I STG. THE WAY RSLASH SAYS "Tickle basement" IS THE BEST PART OF THE VIDEO

I completely agree. Leaving that poor girl in the store could have gone sooooooooo much worse. She could have been kidnapped, assaulted, or even just left the store and gotten lost. That parent deserved her karma and I hope she learned her lesson if she ever has another kid.

EP You were insulting my kid in Chinese! Me: no I wasn’t EP: What? Me: I was doing it in Korean EP: 🤯 😡 💀

Someone: *talks literally any language other than English* Entitled mom: Are you making fun of my child in Chinese!?

I always laugh in italian when karens tell how people should speak english since they're in 'murica while 'murica doesn't even have an official language

Who here got scared when he talked in his predator voice??

The second he said "tickle basement" I literally spit coffee.

"This is America! Why aren't you speaking English!?" "This isn't England. Why are you speaking English?"

DUDE lol... your creeper voice actually made my skin crawl that was way to realistic man :P

I imagine the parent in the last story are the one that go abroad and expect everyone to speak English and then get mad when they don't.

If you ever say “Tickle Basement” again...

I would say: "anteeksi en puhu idioottia." (finnish: "sorry I don't speak idiot")

Slash: Yeahh lots of fun” Omg I’m dying 😂😂

Rslash... you've never once creeped me out, infect it usually takes a fair amount to creep my out and make me cringe.... but "tickle basement"?... uhh, consider me thoroughly creeped out. Good job, man, keep it up. XD

EP: "This is America; speak English." Me: "Gifol ðôht" ("Good idea" in Old English)

ME: Du EP: what? Me: Du hast EP: wtf Me: Du hast mich

“Tickle basement” made me laugh harder than “octopus” and octopus that is not a joke

Second story: “Why is the wifi so slow in America? I could take a shower in the time it takes to search something up” Me: *laughs in Canadian*

EP: WHERES MY CHILD!? Me: YOUR WHAT!? EP: WHERE IS MY FUKING CHILD Me: child? YOUR? WHAT?

I know asl and so does my friend and we once were signing insults at each other and our teacher thought we were throwing gang signs. It was a fun day.

*EP* "this is America, you should speak english!!" *me* in that scenario: "ma vada' fa in mona"(^) *proceed to talk italian* (^): Italian dialect form for "go f** yourself" ps, I *know* it's definitely not the best course of actions to take, but damn if i would be tempted to do so...

as a half-japanese person, someone telling me to speak english around them has happened MANY times

Someone whose first language isn't english : Entitled parent : ARE YOU INSULTING MY ANGELIC SON??

EM: WHere is my daughter? OP: Your WHAT? Idk why that got me so good

“Sach ma, ham se noch alle Tassen im Schrank?” Which roughly translates to: “Dude, you alright up there” with some a bit of... a dialect of sorts in there making it a bit more rude but still using the polite “you” in classic German fashion lmao

I love that he had a conversation with himself

The Korean woman roasting our internet made me laugh so hard I cried. I admit it is pretty slow but is Korean internet faster? Honestly I believe it probably is😂

Ep: are you making fun of my kid in Chinese Me:no nos estabamos burlando nosotros de el in español Translates to no we were making fun of him in Spanish

The back and forth in that first one made me LOL for real “Your WHAT?” XD

With the second story I had something similar. In second grade, two of my classmates always spoke Spanish to each other because they were really comfortable in speaking it when the other was starting to learn a little bit more English after transferring to our class. One day the teacher got annoyed at them and told them to speak English because the word English is in our schools name. I was really shocked at that because all my life I knew that America is a melting pot of many cultures. Heck if you were to go to New York or Boston there are many areas with different cultures like Greek, Italian, even Polish. Just to use those as examples. If I were to say something to this lady I will probably say shut your mouth in Spanish since that’s the only phrase that I could say.

Is it bad that I can imagine that if someone spoke with an accent that a Karen doesn’t understand she’d assume it’s another language

When I was in fifth grade, my friend and I came up with a bunch of gibberish code words, so many that if you'd heard us talking, you might have thought we were speaking another language. There was this girl we didn't like (I'll call her Eva). So, to get on her nerves, whenever we had a conversation and Eva walked by, we'd switch from English to gibberish. After a while, Eva noticed and told the teacher that we were talking about her in some other language. The teacher asked us what language we were speaking. We shrugged and said that Eva could record us talking if she liked, which is exactly what she did. After about fifteen minutes Eva said that her mom knew a lot of language specialists, and when she proved that we were badmouthing her, she'd get us suspended. Her mom teaches French at a language school, so we believed her about her mom knowing some language specialists. But the second part... We were actually cracking the worst knock-knock jokes we could think of. In art class a few days later, Eva played the recording for the teacher, and every once in a while, she'd pause it and "translate" what we were saying. She claimed it was German, but there actually was a German kid in the class, and he said it wasn't German, but what sounded like a mix of English and some other language. And then Eva flipped out on him... She yanked his hair and yelled "THEY'RE BADMOUTHING ME AND YOU'RE TAKING THEIR SIDE?! I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU AND-" the teacher yanked Eva off of him and tells her off, and Eva turned her wrath on the teacher. She grabbed the nearest hard object (a ruler) and whacked the teacher with it. The teacher dragged her out of the room, and that's the last we saw of Eva. I think she got kicked out.

I just died from "tickle basement." Thanks for killing me. At least I died happy.

The nice dad was giving away wine during the whole thing. He gave the author a bottle of the stuff. Heh. Correlates pretty well.

“THIS IS AMERICA U SHOULD SPEAK ENGLISH” American first Amendment: FREEDOM OF SPEECH LOL

Person: *breathes* EP: HELP THIS PERSON IS HURTING MY CHILD!

My parents used to own a toy and game shop, and more than once had entitled parents drop their kids off and vanish. I know at least once my mom called the police after it seemed that the parent wasn't coming back anytime soon because it's child abandonment and she didn't want to be held liable if the kid got hurt or something.

Oh my I am shocked how nice the Koreans were to the entitled parent and kid. Here in Finland we have bad mouths and are kinda rude and rough so even if you ask me to, I don't think I am going to tell you what I would have said to that lady. But I would have probably made fun of her in Finnish. Or English, just to rub it in. We don't take it nicely here. If you are rude we are rude back

"This is America, you speak the American language - English!" England: "Tell me again why you fought so hard to seperate yourself from us?"

this is america...... WHICH MEANS YOU CAN SPEAK IN WHATEVER LANGUAGE YOU WANT

I once had an American tell me to speak english when i am English 😂

That first story reminds me a little of my dad. Back in the early 90’s he asked some random stranger to watch my little sister while we went on some ride that was too scary for her. This was at an amusement park and my mom and other sister were off at a different part of the park. The guy apparently said yes. I don’t really remember it since I was pretty young, even though I was there. Me and my dad went on the ride then picked up my sister from the stranger. When my mom found out she was livid! I was maybe 5 or 6 at the time, my sister had to have been like 3 or 4. Everything worked out fine, but my mom still tells the story to this day.

"Speak English, this is America'" Did they say the same thing to the natives?

EP: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY CHILD?! Me: Que pense-tu? Je veux juste parler avec ma amie. EP: **explodes in entitled*

EM: "THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK ENGLISH!" Me: "This is America. You should be speaking (insert indigenous language native to the area). This isn't England."

OMG I love that dad for suggesting the bookstore owner pretend he didn't know what happened to the daughter.

"This is America, speak English!" "Taaa, Ameryka, nie ANGLIA, gratki za własny język który wcale nie jest wasz" (Polish: "Yeaaah, America, not ENGLAND, congrats for using your language that isn't actually yours")

*Talks to EM* Morpheus: What if I told you, not all Asians are Chinese. EM: 🧠 💥

Tickle basement...hahahahahha that’s the best...I’m totally gonna use that

Why is no one talking about the tickle basment that was hilarious 🤣🤣

Café: ★has three Koreans inside, one of which is bad at English★ entitled_parent.exe: *racism.exe successfully installed*

Hmm abandoning your child in a store and have the child go missing and blame someone else... BRILLIANT

"Tickle basement" That's creepy enough

If your guys's basement doesn't look like a "Tickle basement" you're gonna need to redecorate.

You could say 不，你 Which literally translates to NO YOU

no one: entitled moms: *hOw DaRe YoU*

Something similar happened to me and my mom, My mom only speaks Spanish and this lady got mad at us because of it, me being me I put her back in her place 😂😂 will NEVER forget

roflmao that voice for the man who owns the "tickle basement" was hilarious

*Slams fist on table* AMERICANS WERE INIGRANTS FROM EUROPE AND THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE COMES FROM ENGLAND *sits back down*

Rslash: Tickle basement KZfaq: *IM BOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER*

The first was more of a prorevenge than a entitledparent story

if someone yelled at me for speaking korean in america i would just keep speaking korean so id be like shes talking to a rock

Me : 你很美丽！ (You are very pretty) EP: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?! Me: 啥？ （what) EP: STOP INSULTING ME AND MY KID

literally no one: Entitled parent: wHy aRe yOu tALkiNg aBouT mY sON

I talk trash about one of my online friends in Spanish as a joke basically saying stuff like stupid, moron stuff like that, and he thinks I'm cussing him out, its hilarious to see how fast he gets mad when we're all just messing around, its especially funny when I have someone else that knows Spanish in the call, so he can understand that I'm just messing with him half the time saying random sentences instead of talking about him.

Me and my friends, back in Elementary, I had just learned Pig Latin, which we all knew. We always spoke it, private convo or not. I was both pissed and laughing my ass off that this tiny little kid was continuously thinking we made fun of him, even though we barely IGNOLAGED him. What makes this even funnier, is that We actually did EXACTLY what you thought of, and started making comments, just for the sake of our entertainment. I always knew it was rude, yet it was fucking hysterical!

I love the story about about the little girl at the book store. THE DAD GOT COUSTY OF THE GIRL!! Not the fact that the mom left the kid there and she lied to the police Edit: I'm going to leave custody alone so everyone who keeps on correcting me will hate me. Have a nice day!

Me: aloha EP: are YOU insulting ME in a different language?!?

Entitled Mother: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my daughter, so watch her, maybe.

I'm afraid I'd have told that entitled mom to passionately hug herself.

Ep: "THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK ENGLISH!" Little does she know........ I am Canadian

"heheheheheh we can go play in my tickle basement." Rslash 2019

I speak sign language, someone thought I was trying to do witchcraft when I said “hello are you new to our neighborhood? I haven’t seen you around here before “ to their child in sign....

"This is America! Speak English!" America: Has no official language.

"Bruder noch ein Wort und ich beende deine Existenz." Englisch: Bro one more word and I'll end your existence"

Wearing my headphones for the “tickle basement” part... not okay.

oh my goodness. I died laughing when you did that Disney villain sounding Peto voice.

When you're trilingual so you can insult them multiple times (Chinese, English and Malay)

entitled mom + normal dad = divorce entitled mom + entitled dad = entitled family edit : wow i didnt expect to get this much likes

I was speaking to my friend in Mandarin during lunch and we saw some kids from our class looking at us. We shrugged it off and continued talking. The next day, a lunch aid approached us with a few of them and we explained that we were just having a normal conversation. We usually hang out after school and we spoke Mandarin during then as well. The kid from my class said: Will you stop speaking Asian? What?? I said, will you stop speaking Asian? Why? Just because. No?... Well you have to. Why? Why not!? Are you hiding something? No? Then I muttered in Mandarin Big Pig head which is a common insult. My friend laughed his head off and we ignored the kid.

"we can go play in my tickle basement" -rSLASH

Oh my that first story reminds me of one time working the customer service desk I was helping a lady and this guy's comes up behind me and says I'm leaving this here. Normally that's what somebody says when they drop off their backpack or bicycle before shopping I turn around to see what it is so somebody doesn't walk off with somebody else's stuff and it's one of our shoppy carts with a terrified 1 year old in it. I was also terrified at that point. Dad of the freaking year there dude.

I live in America. My family comes from a Spanish speaking country. I can tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, and Korean. *Come at me bro.*

I would say: Nein, ihr Kind tut mir nur leid, dass es noch nicht gelernt hat wie man respektvoll mit anderen umgeht.

The only saving grace for the first mother was the store rep recognized the surname of the little girl, and this was not in America. I would of called the police then cps, I have worked retail for several stores, and thankfully this has never happened.