I don’t have money to buy merch (Rip lol)

Awww I'm third

No. The Doggo Is The Only Merch I Need To See.

I have no money I am really poor

i wish i had money

No because he respect wamen

But Pewds is willing to fight stupid kids so 🤷🏻‍♀️

@@ashleybobby1285 sometimes I question my existence.

@@westhakan5824 good done

PewDiePie lives is Göteborg and not Stockholm

EM:" well let him win" op: "that would make him a noob

Definitely shud of ended that way

well why arent the cops here because hes an noob

10 times better

@@theweeb9077 do u mean 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times better

Everybody liked that

One of the reasons I like rslash is because he loves his doggos. I'm not saying that all people who love dogs are good, but it's an encouraging start. And I'm initially mistrustful of people who don't like dogs without a good reason (like childhood trauma or something). Also not a deal breaker, but it starts them off in the hole with me.

@@improv6132 dogs are too pure for this earth, how people can't love them is beyond me

@@sabersz very true. If you don’t like unconditional love, absolute loyalty, and perfect companionship then your relationship meter is way off and I question if you can form healthy human relationships. You’re absolutely right my dude.

Hahahaha

The baby : YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME MERE MORTAL

Well my daughter was born on my birthday and we are both 4 day early birthday presents for my mother and she loves it

Remember that one guy who wanted to delay the eclipse party

my niece couldnt wait either, 28 dec is her birthday. alt least she was so nice to wait after the holidays :D

XD

Pooch: whine rSlash: whine Pooch: whine rSlash: whiiiine Pooch: whiine rSlash: whiiiiiiiine Pooch: whiiine

Jacquelyn Diaz he does have a cute dog

Basicall-

Pooch wins adorality

OP: what is it Liraxiau: banjo-kanzoo was revealed EP: YOU WILL GIVE MY SON YOUR NINTENDO SWITCH OR I WILL SUE YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!

Wallet Inspector OP: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY EUROS!

The Hero is dumb tho

@@kazekori9593 yes, waste of an dlc character

Heck yeah

Indeed

@@thepunmaker6801 deedni

D e e d n i

@@vincehartzell7377 eedind

Ye

OUCH! She is going to need some burn ointment for that one!

#MorePupperBits

Raezialien lol

17:00 lol entitled dog

r/entitleddogs

You realize it's just a matter of a time before it's on the T-shirt

Welcome to R / entitled puppy

Not nearly as bad in my opinion lol

@@GhostFox728 when a puppy barks cutely too snuggle with there owners

@@thatweirdkidnamedloser3084 Yugo makes it his Mission to mess with him 😄

Why would you wanna wait to cuddle a puppy?

I'm German and don't know a lick if swedish. I only understand a few things because it resembles German a bit. I even once guessed the correct language on a noodle package! I think it was danish. I'm not sure. Maybe I should learn swedish and then move to sweden. It's cold up there, right? Is swedish hard to learn for German people with Autism?

@@Nikita_Akashya Swedish person here, i don’t know if it’s hard to learn but a lot of people here know English pretty well and it’s not super cold but obviously the higher in the country the colder, some place had snow in July this year but in skåne (most south region) it’s never really cold and you’ll be lucky to have snow at any part of the winter lol (don’t know if it makes a lot of sense) :P

@@notfukinghappy Makes perfect sense. Here in cologne it can get really cold but we never get snow. But considering the kind of building you live in, summer is hell.

@@Nikita_Akashya in the summer it gets around 20 to 30 c and in the winter it’s -10 to 5 c where i live (skåne) :)

@@notfukinghappy Cologne had summers where it was over 40°C. But your winters sound nice and cold.

GG

Dark souls is hard for new players but my brother beat most of them with like a sword got from the dragon on the bridge and gold looking armor I only know this because I watched him play

1st play through was absolute hell it was my first game for me (ds3) in the souls series I spent 42 hours from start to finish when I started my second play through on NG+ it was a breeze I went from gundyr all the way to the twin princess in 3 hours lol now I’m on my 4th playthrough and now I cheese Lorain and lothric lol

Soooo dumb

Me as a police officer. XD

what about Crotch Fruit

I've been using crotch goblin for years. Even said it to a Karen about her kid, she told me she was going to get me fired (I had served her when I worked in a supermarket nearby) I told her good luck....neglected to mention I had quit and was moving back to my hometown the following week.

WELL TECHNICALLY.

It makes sense it's a goblin that came out of her crotch

It's like used all the time in America

When I told my mom I was pregnant and that my son is due 3 days after her birthday she was thrilled. Also my wedding anniversary is ON her birthday and again I had no complaints. She considered it a birthday present when I got married on her birthday. So that story made me fiscally cringe. Poor OP.

@@MKDyer1988 Right? Some parents are crazy...

You've just gotta smooch it right on its sniffer

Hannah Shark What type of Dog does he have?

@@marcellusgarcia1483 A Floof

I hope 😂

Sebastian Hopkins also she should add to that the line “also PS tell your son “Get good!””

And you don't even call 911 here(By here I mean Sweden as I'm currently in Sweden which is also where I live), you call 112

@@mlpfanboy1701 If I was in that situation (which won't happen for a while because I don't have the money for a laptop and R6S) I would of just killed him after that and say, (kinda what you said) GET GUD, NOOB!, and leave the match, also unfriending him and also blocking him/ banning him from whatever team I may have created and that he joined.

And technically, I could put that as either, R/PettyRevenge, R/ProRevenge, or R/AmITheA**hole.

Lol. Genius.

Big brain peraon

Stealth Strategist I never played Banjo-Kazooie, but I’ve watched my brother play it when I was VERY young, so that game still has a special place in my heart. Definitely will buy him, and I never really care too much for DLC characters in Smash.

$25 USD for the Fighter's Pass with 5 fighters, more stages, and more music :)

He should be coming soon

I've never played the game, but Banjo and Kazooie look really fun and colorful. I'll buy!

he got his wish

NotVeryCreative fr

Hi bye

Yep

*GUUU HUUU*

Literally about to say this...

This is relatable as I am Mexican and we pronounce one dish called molé, more like mole a, and people without the accent it often sounds like molee or molly, which is a little funny to me.

I know a bit of swedish, hm Hej Jag talar lite svenska :>

@@random_guy5497 i dont even speak spanish and thats what i would say

The Crazy Bird Man really? i thought most people knew that that é accent is pronounced with an ay kinda sound

@@justcupcakeaka you know not everyone most but some may not get it right

everyone: *happiness noise*

Er mah gersh puppers

I lol'd real loud at this

Is anyone complaining tho?

*U N O R I G I N A L C O M M E N T !*

Edit: I wasnt even expecting 12 likes woah

Now you have 47 likes

now 53

Now 58

Spitfire PR Mk XIX now 79

Broccoli Gaming fitting

Irony is a dish best served

It's in the game. Challenge everything

EA Sports, it's in the game!

Sports

Congratulations I hope your baby will continue to be as happy and as healthy as he is now.

Aww our b days are a day apart

_Eeey_ , we're both November birthdays! xD

I have a December b day

Tell EM your going to celebrate it on his due date in December. you have too much on your schedule for November. Tell her she's invited and to bring a nice present.

Jokes on you, my brother was born 2 *MONTHS* early!

[happiness noise]

@@2Ws2Ls banjo kazooie mains

I KNOW RIGHT

Well OP, _TIME TO GET OUT YA WALLET_

That was my reaction XD E3 Was lovely this year

Since he wasn’t born then, yes, you are a joke Caucasian jesus

Man i will say this once, December may be cold but January, my birth month, is the coldest month of the year most of the time here in the midwest, which also comes with the most snow. In an extreme case is when we had a major blizzard a week begore my birthday which left a foot of snow on already 2-3 feet of snow and my family and i were trapped in our parking slot.

Lol

also remember the due date was 8 days before the ems birthday

@@thedarklord4808 i had 2 friends in wisonsin who had december birthdays, one december 14th and the other on the 25th, but they would always screw with people saying they were twins. Now one was a 6'3" caucaisan with black hair and brown eyes, while the other was a 5'11" german with blonde hair and blue eyes (no not kidding this boy was the perfect aryan boy lol), but the biggeat difference would have been that the caucaisan one weighed 178 pounds, while the german one was 267 pounds, so there was a toothpick and an augustus gloop telling people they were twins, and some even believed them. But when i told them that i had a sister who was 1 year younger than me who actually looked like we could be twins with only difference being obviasly i am male and she was female, was that i am a few inches taller but people still thought we were twins, but what made it worse was our fashion sense in highschool, which was your typical edgy teen getup, such as black hoodies, black jeans, and in my case earbuds constantly playing rammstein or insane clown posse, for her it was same stuff but also korean and japanese musics, so putting us together and it would be easy to see that we looked like twins. She and i are litteraly one year 15 days apart in age and it is always fun to pick on her when my birthday comes and i get to say that i am now 2 years older then her for 15 cold freaken days until she gets her year and then she starts making fun of my belly brcause it is a rather jolly one (i am fat for those who can't understand) and so we are always even.

@@cirnopyramidcirnopyramid8796 bruh what do you mean?

@@detectivebrofish8524 i mean im smiling like an idiot you flaccid pancake

@@cirnopyramidcirnopyramid8796 "flaccid pancake" xDDDDDDDDDD I'm stealing that one!

They'll bring Banjo Kazooie but not my little cabbit...

Was thinking the same thing ::))))))

(5:45)

@@RecursiveTriforce 3 Triforce logos making a huge Triforce? 🔥😐🔥Mind blown

Giratina Warrior 😂 your so right

And now he is!! 😂😂

Soon kratos from god of war might join besides shovel knight is an assist in smash and in the original shovel knight the ps4 version kratos is a secret boss and the people at sonta monica actually considers it canon that means kratos might a dlc character maybe

UwU

lol

I couldnt disagree more. I find it so annoying

@xx lexiedavirus xx weren't speaking to you, shit breath

Agreed, Pure, sweet fluff.

Wow

I'll never understand which things YT decides to demonetize over ... This one seems like a slam dunk!

Crotch goblin lol

I was also born to early, I was like 5 min away from death cos i have an system fail that made me not able to breath well, my moms saw that and took me to the hospital, doktor set i was fine but my mom i not go i til i was checket. And that i how i was close to death

Hahaha

They get tricked in first part to buying and then 2 part they angry and like wth!

Mom buys a game rated for 17 and up *gives to 12yr son*

Mom: Hey boy fuckingnsjsbhweurieissjsidjoskeoejr

This is like a parent who said GTA made her kid evil YOU HAVE TO BUY THE GAME KIDS CANT BUY BUY IT

Yep

I hope Sora gets into the game

Zachary Corbin to bad for you it was byleth

I hope a final fantasy game character

Korbin Kuk Tifa, sepiroth, Titus, etc. anybody that’s a close range fighter

how much?

He got it before it came out hmmm

We need a update

SAME

I travel quiet a bit due to tournaments and I havent even stayed in a 3 star hotel.

*Start

bruh how the fuck you beat me XD

I just finished reading that story and immediately went to the comment section to search for this one

@@066kshitizvsingh4 i did the same thing, im like, i wonder if he purchased banjo yet

@@066kshitizvsingh4 lol i was about to comment the same thing after finishing it a few seconds ago

Tbh if she ended up buying the dlc for her son she would end up taking the game and or switch aswell

400th like. Well deserved

"Give him your Nintendo or we will leave." Me: Door's over there. Don't come back.

@@platinum2283 it's only fair..

seriously, if i were em, i would have threatened to stay and continue annoying op until he bought the dlc.

Amen! He should've thrown* that at her

K.O

EM: BECAUSE ITS MY SOM ITS MY RULES

@@kylemontalban4496 well it's MY house, MY rules

JonTron: You f**ing killed her OP.

Hey! I got murdered in a video game a bunch of times. LOL

@@nobodyfire9219 lol

You can't be a gamer without dying in video games multiple times. Deal with it.

@@impaled756 oof

[Insert any question] A. Well yes, but actually no B. No, i don't think i will C. Back at ya, bukaroo D. *STONKS* E. = L + F F. (Me and) _the boys and i_

College students : *-internal-** screaming*

College students: *out of ramen*

College student: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don’t hit women, but I’d slap that bitch silly.

As someone who's economy is down in the gutter (1 dollar = 45) I'd bitch slap that person without a second though

bEcAuSe He DeSeRvEs It!!!1!1!1!1!1

OOOOOH!

OOOOO VERY SCARY!

@@smiley2928 What...? How is either of our sentences even supposed to be scary?

@@YooranKujara i think he was just making fun of the "ooo" sound lol

I have a feeling she would have gone nuclear on OP.

youtuber pewdiepie will now comment on the matter. pewds: SWEEDEN 4 LIFE

Feck, need to run! See ta!

*dun dun DAAAAAANNNNNN* !!!

LOLZ GET REKT NOOBS

CreeperKing3YT im like you tho and the same 😂

DoN't "git gud" At mY sOn or I'm CaLliNG thE pOlIcE!

Get good!!😂😂😂😂

GIT GUD N00B

Or just say "okay" and never play with him

*kid downloads aim hacks and wall hacks*

I like your profile picture, you good taste in Games my *G A M E R!*

This is at 333 likes so ima not disturb

*Crafts Bork Gun*

*BORK*

R.I.P

I wonder what region he was queing in

@@jackg5229 east euro most likely as he said Sweden

@@jackg5229 nvm its called Eu north or West as they only have two

*is clearence level 8*

cheese why you kid bakugo wuth ears?

I just love hearing these entitled parents get what they deserve

@Ditty Master oh i knew but still

Call him doggo

Bork!

Pinkameana247 that’s what I was thinking 🤣

Yeah, if I was in that situation, I would also say "Yeah, it's true that I do take responsibility on what I spend my money on, but I'm not buying something just to satisfy your son. If you want to son to be happy, you'll have to pay for it".

Should have*

I was thinking that lol

This kinda pissed me off. That choice of answer is so perfect damn

oh shit you right

he has spoken

@@mandomotionstudios3896 God has spoken, you are correct

Oh god

Wow. Dark

More like "knowing Sakurai". Because the part of "knowing Nintendo" aged like milk under the sun. Smash DLC is 100% worth it but hot damn Nintendo as a whole has been doing stupid shit as of late.

Reading this in 2023 with gems like tears of the kingdom and pikmin 4 and with games like the thousand year door and mario wonder to look forward to, I think it aged great in an unexpected turn of events lol

Sorry couldn’t like it had to keep it at the perfect number

Sorry i liked to become 70 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

He But yes it’s really cute!

Lol... The bloopers where sooooooooo funny

You beat me to say it!!

Exactly my thoughts too.

Legend

I also thought that lol

Has she never heard of "carnival" games? Their games she'd pay.

That would be epic

You made me laugh for like... 30 minutes... ... ... Thanks

HEY CROTCH-GOBLIN DINNERS READY

@@brokenrecord2704 in demon voice *yes mommy I'll take the human meat*

@@idonthaverights5621 then the mother goes *OH WERE OUT LETS GO HUNTING DARLING CHILD*

Heya, It's Miles. “December isn’t a good month to have a baby” ma’am, you were born in December

Much yes.

She meant relative to the events already going on in that month

@@jackgeis6842 no she meant because the due date is too close to her birthday lol. Also I think the original comment was about how December can't be a such bad month to have a baby because Jesus was born in December (probably not but that's beside the point)

Contra 11 /Not a bot original comment was (I think) making a joke about EM basically saying it’s a bad month to have a baby because look how Jesus turned out

OMG we should. It's funny that your saying it and your things a cat Lol

Kinga Oroń It could be fun to see the dog actually doing the bloopers. It sounds like a nice dog.

Yes, i want to smooch the fluffy pooch.

Maybe he doesn't always interrupt? He's gotta be asleep for at least one video, eh?

Puppy bloopers is some of the most wholesome stuff I have seen in a while.

Monkey D Erik [Erkpo1] yeah

literally every smash fan when they saw that.

And it only took a couple of months

Your right

You right

Yeeesss XD

I think the doggo would end the career instead of the carrier

I see ur a man of culture as well

r/entitleddoggo

Uhm well don’t look at me

You don't do that in ANY game.

alien sauce yeah lol

Some people will solo queue, act like a diamond player and blame their teams for being misplaced... They just need to be hit with reality : they're trash and belong in copper.

Noted

Unless they are actually offering advice and helping you out with becoming better. I'm a gold 4 that works with a plat 3. Have definitely gotten better.