Fun fact: there are mouth pipettes that you operate with suction from your mouth. Hiccup = it is now in your mouth. Technically not swallowing, still bad.

11:16 for the "hiccups and pipettes don't mix" rule: it's because mouth pipetting is a thing that people did and a hiccup will mean you drink that delicious chemistry juice. Yes it's as dangerous and stupid as it sounds and no we don't do it anymore.

how close Jack was to naming the skunk pokemon 'Stunky" in regard to the fart squirrels is driving me insane

The store at 13:20 - "Do you *need* that?" "Nah, I just thought it looked cool." "Oh, well if you just *want* it then we sell it."

Jack reverting to a pre teen voice had me dying. And like.. him struggling to figure out what you "don't need" with a giant inflatable alien right dead center in the picture.

14:25 It's even better than that. They didn't make just one movie with shark tornadoes, they made SIX. In the third one, they GO TO SPACE AND USE A REAGAN-ERA LASER SATELLITE TO DESTROY THE TORNADOES. In the last one they actually GO BACK IN TIME TO PREVENT THE MOVIES FROM EVER HAPPENING.

4:12 "no seriously, sit on this for a bit" i thought that was the problem we were trying to solve here

4:14 Sit on this for a bit? I see what you did there, Jack. 😂

13:29 SCP is surprisingly accurate, this is a tourist gift shop in Roswell, NM, just outside Area 51.

12:05 It's a town called Cumming. They're very proud of their name, too, whit the local Walmart selling "Cummingopoly."

Jack’s narration makes this so hilarious. the pipette one almost has me in tears

Jack and r/Funnysigns is a mix I simultaneously want more and less of. More, because Jack. Less, because the editor doesn't deserve what Jack inflicts upon them.

13:43 the loophole hereisto tell the SCP store that you “want” something, instead of “needing” something

14:54 This is a sign on Ryan Island, just below the Ryan Dam on the Missouri River in Montana. The 8 short blasts would be to warn of a dam failure.

22:28 I'm a lawyer and most of my professors are either well respected lawyers or used to be well respected lawyers that got caught commiting a crime and are working as professors due temporary legal restrictions on what jobs they can have

To the editor, Thanks for putting The Owl House theme in at 24:42 . When The Owl House theme when off I started looking for my phone in a panic. It's my ringtone and alarm in the morning. LOL😂

The grinch definitely was a sympathetic villain.

My sister has a sign on her door that says “No Solicitors (Except Girl Scouts)” and Tamale Lady gives the same energy.

13:34 “Awe man, I actually don’t need these. Can you put them back?”

11:29 Mouth pipetting is a thing, (use your checks/tongue in place of rubber bulb for even more control) (can be very unsafe depending and the fluid your using a pipette for)

12:11 there's a ridiculously high chance that isn't photoshopped. There are cities near me with that name [careful phrasing due to youtube comment section] and it's very VERY likely they knew what they were getting away with.

4:19 "Sit on it for a bit" Uhmmmm actually the sign says not to do that sooooooo

I just love the mysogonist thing being written under a tomscott video on we sent garlic to the edge of space & ate it.

7:13 i want my block protected by Darkwing Duck. He knows what it's like to have a midlife crisis.

21:35 those quotes in Chinese are just as funny: "Looks like silk and art from a far, looks like pork chop from nearby."

"Not a body" Thats something a body would say...

04:14 He really said "sit on this for a bit" and kept a completely straight face. I could never pull that off. 😂

7:39 As someone who has pet ducks, I can confirm their feet do go SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP on flat surfaces.

11:21 ..... *a word of this*

You know somethings wrong when you walk into a bar and the owl house theme starts playing.

4:25 sitting on it is the reason of the sign

14:12 Find a person who needs something else from the shop, have them buy your item while you buy theirs, then trade.

"Tastes like Cinco" translated to "Tastes like 5" because... 5pm is happy hour. It's a Bud Light.

1:27 Jaddy pointing out the woes of an oversized phallus certainly jogged my memory of [REDACTED CHANNEL]... Namely when the two hosts were using Play Doh and fashioned it into a large and intimidatingly heavy psuedo-weenie and womped it onto a table. Man, I miss that channel. Still got the merch tho :3

“His evil will keep him warm” I’m dying 😂

We all love when Jaddy fills us with happiness and joy to make us feel warm inside...

2:46 As a non binary person, I see this as an absolute win

May I ask if anyone's accidentally tripped over a stick before while walking their dog and then it simultaneously combusts while you accidentally walk into a military grade base in steel 32 atomic bombs?

4:10 “Just no seriously sit on this for a minute” Hmmmmm jack I think that’s the issue

8:54 my barbers has a similar sign to this: “unattended children will be sold to the circus” Not nearly as good as this one but made me laugh first time I saw it XD

11:11 To be fair, that image does look like a cartoon person swallowing a pipette.

I can’t believe that William, the editor, put that much music from The Owl House opening. If this video isn’t struck down by Disney in the next week, it’s a miracle

15:00 As there is a name of an energy company in the corner of the sign, I'd assume there is a power plant nearby, and the blasts is an emergency alarm for if something has gone very wrong and is about to explode. Either that, or as the sign states its an island, maybe the island is a tourist attraction with no residential areas and the only way on or off the island becomes submerged at high tide, and the blasts are the warning that the tide is coming in.

the sign at 16:10 is warning of barbed wire

23:18 There is a local brewery in my city that is like this. The owner said dogs behave more than most children, so dogs are welcome there. My work is also similar to this, except it isn't because dogs are well-behaved compared to children, it is just children are a liability and dogs are cute. Probably also because the founders named a brand under their business after their dogs.

"APPEASE YOUR LESSER GOD WITH THE FLIP FLAP UP THE... The... is that metal?" Way to prove your potential lordship over the ducks, lmao

i love it when emkay says "abidi" instead of a body

20:16 I WAS DRINKING WATER

12:01 In the first System Shock game you can accidentally wipe out all life on earth with a giant space lazer designed to mine planets by pressing a button before you're supposed to, and then the antagonist thanks you for doing her work for her lmao

17:48 two kinds of people in the world: my first thought was “oh lord, he’s going to cause an accidental divorce”

14:21 "Hey, do yall have product? I *want* some."

11:54 _insert joke about Cayde-6 hitting EVERY button_

Jack's bit about the tent pole was strangely and funnily uplifting and wholesome

The editor deserves a break. Please give him a break.

4:14 "sit in this for a bit" looks like jack didn't read the sign

19:28 Easy Solution! Ahem... _goes diagonally_ Or! _goes sideways_

4:15 - "Sit on this for a bit." That is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what they're supposed to do, Jack.

13:54 nah mate the real technic is stealing.

16:35 That monitor is not going to last long with the vent holes covered.

There’s the stupid 😅11:01

Jack singing bits 13:07

0:35 we all know what that means. Buy proper sex toys!

Unnecessary necessities puzzle solution: compulsive spending, you get stuff you don't need, but then realise you did buy stuff that you needed, along with some useless trinkets

8:14 🤣 well, let it be said that we New-Yorkers do have a sense of humor (but seriously, watch your dogs and cats if a coyote is spotted in the area)

19:35 this made me literally suddenly double over in my kitchen, I was wheezing so hard ---lol, Jack I fuggin' love you, never change dude also as a sidenote: KZfaqr Award this, KZfaqr Plaque that--when's Emily gonna get her trophy for *her* service?? lord only knows what shenanigans this woman must witness every day...

F to editors mental health

9:13 well…they really nailed that one. 😂😁😇 Okay I’ll leave. 😅

i love how he gets the comment being typed not by typing under some emkay vid no under the "we sent galic bread to space then ate it" tomscott vid

The pipette one was probably referring to the mouth pipettes. If you are sucking chemicals into a straw like device, you probably don't want to do so while you have hiccups otherwise it could cause you to accidentally suck chemicals into your mouth.

19:43 I liked it!

"sit on this for a bit"? Isnt that the exact type of thing they were trying to STOP?

1:30 No, see, the heart isn't the problem, it's the blood total quantity.

7:52 You seriously, _seriously_ need to apply for Voice Acting for like Disney or something, I’m not kidding - if you don’t I _will_ cry 🥺🩷

Editor Kenny definitely needs a raise

4:14 SIT ON THIS LMAO jack you comedic genius

4:13 No, I think Sitting on those was the problem they were having.

Nkt gonna lie, I would feel one million percent more secure if my block was protected by Darkwing Duck.

4:13 NO!!! *DONT* SIT ON IT!!! POOR CHOICE OF WORDS!!!

7:00 A private event in the Men's room in an airport?

24:23 we all know that this will for sure get him off of everybody's radar because it will be cringe that the adults at their school are trying to associate him with eating your fruits and vegetables

0:40 like that film where someone had his thing stuck in his fly for a scene

3:00 Was the editor watching a Tom Scott video while editing? If not, why on a Tom Scott video??? 😂

I love jack’s random bits it adds so much

I like to say things like “ I TOTALLY didn’t hid your socks” to my sister because it sounds like I’m lying. My sister then attacks me and she gets told of when I didn’t even do anything. I didn’t even lie.

6:13 that is the hardest burn i have ever seen in my LIFE

8:06 was for coyote vs. acme

7:18 i think i recognized that place as the university of seattle, might be wrong tho

4:10 “Sit on this for a bit” well done, jack

0:50 watch there be that one person with the freak accident where something similar to that actually happened....no one would ever believe them.

My university ordered a giant sculpture/sign in bronze and misspelled the Latin phrase. This was for the language department

9:47 its not the length of the tow rope, its the intricacy of the not you tie it in when you dock, and i have no clue how that translates.

Regarding the lab rules: good thing the Hermit Grian (from Hermitcraft or Secret Life) doesn't work there. He can't pass a button that says "Don't press". He just LOVES pushing buttons. 😂😂😂😂

The owl house music playing while Jack got more and more deranged when performing his bit filled me with joy

10:07 You actually see signs like that a lot in Herm, because of the same reason: bulls being in the field.

That Italian tree was THE BEST! 🤣🤣

4:08 "Sit on this for a bit." Didn't you just tell us not to do that?

4:47 "Let us eat you!" And IMMEDIATELY after I get a taco ad with the first thing i see being a man taking a big bite. 10/10 ad placement

Jack sounds like he could be a member of the Think Tank from Fallout NV.

2:13 skuntank, use flamethrower!

12:15 as a Georgia resident, I believe they may be referring to Cumming, Georgia