The imagery of the second girl villain laughing about the sheer power of her ovaries as they glow in the dark is my favorite thing

Having two scared faces over your breasts on a sweater is pretty iconic

*women writing women:* she moved with grace, like a mayflower in the afternoon breeze. she was the breeze, and the sky, the sun, and all other beautiful things. she was beauty ✨️ *men writing women:* e e l m o u t h 😎

> describes a fifteen year old > police sirens

These poor women… Remember ladies don’t hold yourself to unrealistic expectations, lest you end up a lovecraftian nightmare

boy i do hate when my boobs are afraid 💀

Speaking as someone who has spent a lot of time in the fanfiction universe, the "glowing ovaries" thing reads to me like a breeding kink.

The “teacup full of hot eels” should be the next “blue orbs”

You're so nice by not calling these writers bad. Although I think we should all look at their editors since they are supposed to make sure writers don't write things like "A teacup full of hot eels". Why was that kept there?

the fact that i had to read the perfume back when i was in high school, a book about a weirdo with a superhuman nose killing young girls to harvest their smells to create the ultimate perfume, still baffles me to this day

"Her skin color was compared to milk." "Her name was Aurora Borealis"

The thin waist you could wrap your hands around is always the creepiest descriptor to me. As someone who has always been pretty underweight, and has tried to do this many times in my life, the closest I have gotten is within a five-inch gap between my middle fingers. I'd be more concerned for their health (and also, the image of someone being grabbed like that is incredibly unsettling. More horror than anything else).

The last one was actually from the perspective of a serial killer so it’s intentionally creepy in every way, and I took the being unaware of being looked at as him sort of stalking his prey. But the hard boiled egg line was too funny to not include it in the video 😂

Gonna be honest. A female friend of mine also randomly kissed me, and "teacup full of hot eels" is a VERY good description for how it felt. Like, wet and slimy and unpleasant, because it's a totally different feeling when it isn't consented...

Describing Something As “Like A Teacup Full Of Hot Eels” Is Definitely Something I’m Going Do Someday

*sees the first girl* "Hear me out"

A Teacup Full Of Hot Eels sounds like a sick band name tbh, so does Furnace of Ovaries

I love the one abpout the glowing ovaries and the haughtiness because you made her look like "HAHA! OVARIES!" AND I THINK THAT'S JUST SO FUNY BWAHAHAHA you really represented these characters well XD

This series is slowly becoming my favorite, its so funny seeing your version of these eldrich creatures 💀

THE FURNACE OF HER OVARIES??😭

I would have made the hard-boiled egg girl as a slime girl made of dark honey, literally, since that's what the description says she's made of. It also explains why she's sticky since she's made of honey. It says that she attracts people but is unaware of it. So I imagine she releases a sweet smell (smell of honey in her case) in a similar way to what carnivorous plants do to attract insects. Basically yes she's dangerous. Her species is carnivorous. They use their sweet smell, which kinda works like hypnotism, to attract prey and trap them with their bodies, since they're sticky and slimy, in order to eat them. And even though they avoid it as much as possible, they'll eat humans too if they have to. If they're starving for example, but that never happens to the point where their best solution is to eat a human. But her, she's doesn't care about attracting anybody to eat or whatever. As the description says, she's young. So she just doesn't understand her powers yet and she attracts people unwillingly. It says that because she's young, she's smooth and solid, so I guess it means that she's made of solidified dark honey and that, as they grow older, these beings slowly melt. I imagine that they're considered to have reached adulthood when they melted enough to stop being solid and actually become slimy. And the kids don't hunt because well, they're kids, but also they literally can't since, despite still being a bit sticky, their solid state prevents them from trapping anything. The adults do it because it's their responsability of course, but also because their kids are literally physically unable of doing it themselves. The older they get, the more they melt, and when they're old, they have melted to a point where they can't keep maintaining their form, which is their equivalent of dying of old age. I think that we've got a great concept for a species here. Slime people made of various kinds of honey. And in terms of story well... this girl's people usually stay far away from the humans. But she wanted to live alongside them. But there are a lot of complications since she still needs to learn how to control her powers.

Perosnally for the first one, i would keep the tea cup but say, "it was like gently pressing your lips against a nicely warmed cup of tea." I should say that i have never kissed anyone before so this was just me think what it would be like 😅

If I had a nickel for every time I saw something like “She had ivory black hair, skin as white as snow, the softest lips ever, and the most dazzling blue eyes.” I could spend it all to watch Snow White in the movie theater 10,000 times. P.S. If you know where that almost exact description is from your cool

As a writer, I’d love to know the thought process behind some of these descriptions…and how did they pass the editors 😅

You should do women writen men that would be interesting

I honestly find it disturbing how predatorial some of these are written, especially with the one with the 15 year old girl. It honestly disturbed me before you mentioned that the man of the pov was older... I'm honestly really glad I haven't come across such author's, though I am only typically reading from one author (James Patterson). It's still disturbing how whoever wrote those books saw nothing wrong with what they wrote much less now predatorial it comes across. I truly do hope that they have it pointed out to them and offered advice on how to write it better so they are better to improve their writing and not have to worry about whoever the pov is from doesn't sound like a creep. Though this is sort of just wishful thinking. It is nice to think my wishful thinking has indeed happened and the author indeed took that advice and it improved the book. It is in all honesty off-putting to read such descriptions of a girl/women and people in general, I'm honestly curious... Have they ever actually seen a women in real life? Or are they just that bad at becoming with a description? I understand that writing a description for a character can be difficult I've written books myself to know that it's honestly difficult... But there's Google's to help with coming up with how to describe people

Teacup? Full of hot eels? 😭😭😭😭 WHY A TEACUP? WHY HOT EELS?

I actually love the second girl! Aside from the glowing ovaries she looks like a fun character and her expression was giving Power from Chainsaw Man vibes. She just looks confident and mischievous

"Teacup full of hot eels" is so fucking unhinged that it swings back around to being amazing. This one is going in the lexicon for future use.

Folks, if your ovaries are burning, you should probably see a doctor! Also the line about the POV guy wanting to be reincarnated as the secretary's bra sounds like the premise for a new isekai light novel.

I do have to lightheartedly defend the description from Perfume with the fact that the POV character is a pretty creepy serial killer - and yes, in the original, her skin is specifically described as sticky in the sweaty sense, since the killer is attracted to her body odor!

I kinda want a sweater with two horrified faces on it. It looks weird and funny 😂

I love how scary the ovary lady looks, if she was in my office I'd always be scared that she was planning on burning it down with a blast of fire or something

The confident laugh and stance with the blinding ovaries has to be the most hilarious, fun character yet. Also, probably a really fun person to be friends with, as long as you're fine constantly having bright lights in your eyes.

"what a charming child" that's WILD, it takes the cake and a LOT MORE. Im think in a van.

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My boobs would be scared too if some guy described me like that

I am so floored that you covered Perfume! I just finished the book, and that passage about dark syrup girl stuck with me for the same exact reasons lol. You're right that the description is intentionally on the weird side ( all the passages in that book are, really ), but it still doesn't make it any less uncomfortable. My only complaint is that the book takes place in the 18th century so I was hoping for some historical clothing. But it's not like that specific passage really shows that so I can't blame the more modern outfit choice.

every time i thought it couldn’t get creepier it got so much worse 😭😭 it’s hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that these descriptions were probably meant to be super alluring and mysterious and stuff

The very first one you drew legit looks like it could be in some fantasy series and it would look so cute 🥺

For the second one I completely, I completely missed the part where they were supposed to be "afraid" and thought you put the little ghost faces there to express your horror at the terms the author used to describe her body. But now you've also made a cute sweater design, cause who wouldn't want their boobs to me more expressive for giggles when lounging at home.

As a male writer, im now embarrassed of my own species… WHY.. JUST WHY 😭

How would the writer know what a teacup full of hot eels would feel like?

I actually love the first one’s character design!! Very Medusa! Maybe she has a similar story, and if you try and kiss her without her permission, the eels appear and shock them, turning them to stone.

I really loved the girl with the eel lips. it's so funny but cute. I love your drawings of these girls using the descriptions of these stories lol

I actually unironically love these girls you always manage to make them look so cute and charming, even with the ridiculousness of the descriptions

this series is really starting to grow on me also ive noticed with a lot of these that the reason theyre so odd is because of the large amount of adjectives used to describe the women. like yes its not good to be vague with descriptions, but when it comes to these i feel like less is more, and i say that as a writer myself.

that last part went from menwrititng women to how to catch a predator

*Magical girl transformation insues* I will defeat you, not with the power of friendship.. but with the power OF MY BOMB ASS OVARIES!!

I know this is off topic, but I just recently read her comic "Unfamiliar" and its really good!

i started watching her videos for fun but i’ve actually become a way better artist because of them!! thank you !

A face with secret places... like a magician pulling a coin from behind your ear maybe? Personally, I'm more concerned about her perhaps having an orbit of ghosts from her soul-gravity thing.

I just had an idea. There's an OC of mine, who's a man turned literal god, trying to achieve happiness, and they differ from normal people phisically, but also mentally, on a level, where mind-reading powers only pick up white noise from his thoughts. My idea is that I should write their story in a way that I never tell the audience their thoughts either and only what they say and what people decipher from their face, which is funny, because they are a compulsive liar, and also, there would be plot significance of how much they're telling abut their past. This idea stemmed from the thought "there shoulld be more main characters, who don't describe anyone beyond how much they need to", so I thank you fo inspireing me, LavenderTowne!

Man here, and honest-to-God even I'm baffled by these descriptions. "From the furnace of her ovaries"?! "Breasts half afraid"?! I can't even fathom what either would look like, outside of some terrifying Reddit induced Vladimir Chebakov-esque feverish nightmare.

i'm sorry, the furnace of her OVARIES?!?! 😨

No one: Absolutely no one: "A girl of only 15 or 16 appeared in the department store next to me. Her skin was fair as milk. Chocolate milk because she was black. She was fat as a tree trunk, if the tree was really young because she was skinny. She had modern clothes and ripped jeans. Her hair was as straight as a circle, it was curly. Her legs were thicker than her waist, she looked like she was straight out of the anime "One Piece." She was hotter than Nami. Her rizz was greater than Gojo's. I stared wide-eyed at her for a totally appropriate amount of time. No more than 20 minutes. She smiled to herself, nobody seeing her. But I saw her. Then I got arrested because I made the moves on a 15 year old, but the memory of her will keep me company in jail while I serve out my 20 year sentence.

So glad im a visual artist and not a writer

The last one is intentionaly creepy since the pov character is an absolute creep.. the hard boiler eggs are a wild descriptor tho

6:53 The absolute HORROR I felt whilst hearing that passage. I actually feel ill 💀

The Perfume by Suskind is a popular classic book. It's an amazing book, but indeed the young girls' descriptions were disturbing and gave me the ick...

The Animal Crossing secret places marks is so genius 😂 I quite liked some of that passage, especially the “whiplash” of her eyes. But the EGGS-

Eel mouth is honestly so badass though, and creepy guys wouldn’t hit on you 🫡

The sheer power of Secretary Ovary lady drawing is incredible I love her

Fun fact! "Susan Delange" is a very subtle vampire story. The "young girl" is the vampire. That's why the "milk" skin tone--it's meant to signal that she's undead.

I was thinking of starting post on this subreddit after seeing the second part of this series. Considering I had been reading one hella weird book written by a man, I decided to take the plunge. All the while thinking, "it would be so funny to have this drawn out." Fast forward to today, I'm on my break watching this very video, and I see my post! (The perfume one btw if anyone's curious) Wish fulfil! So LavenderTown if you manage to find this comment in the sea of others, thank you for making this series! All your videos are so entertaining and I look forward to everyone. It shocking how small the world is when you can spark inspiration the very same person who inspired you

"Furnace of her ovaries" TOOK ME OUT XD

lady #2 looks like shes working someplace in kill la kill and having the time of her life and ngl im here for it. i wanna see what shes about lolol

Aw no! I was excited to see what you would do about the eye "whiplash" in that last one! It was such a visceral and specific description it really stood out to me.

"The furnace of her ovaries" literally made me tear up, I couldn't even laugh, I just started crying 😭

Honestly, I think both men and women have been guilty of writing creepy descriptions of young people 😅 Like you said, unless it's somehow relevant to the story (ex. police are investigating a "grape" and the perp is a p*do), then that weird imagery is not necessary! The glowing ovaries passage had me rolling 🤣 10/10

The "Perfume" novel is horror so it make sense that the discription is creepy as well as the syrup thing is her sweat where the character want to obtain her scent. The secret places is her pores.

5:03 despite the disgusting description i actually really love how you drew her, she looks so pretty and confident and maybe a little insane, kind f reminds me of haruhi suzumiya! I just reeally love this facial expression :3

i just finished watching one of your videos and went back to your page to see another amazing piece to watch. thank you, i really love your artstyle, and art itself. also your voice, your creativity and your kindness

Is it bad that I think I deciphered the hot eels one the more it was discussed? 😂 Eels are big, so they won't fit in the teacup. You'll have to squeeze them in, so they'll be bulging. I think your one wanted to say her lips were basically really big/plump and warm (also glossy and shiny from how they're slimy) but I never would've come to that conclusion just by reading that ngl 😭 always remember it's not illegal to speak normal

I actually love the teacup eel girl. She looks so cool

This series is both horrifying and hilarious. I enjoy seeing every time you post!!

YESSSS!!! I WAS WAITING FOR THIS, I LOVE WHEN YOU DO THISSS

I'm reading a book called 'Solaris' atm and while it isn't the worst thing I've seen but twice so far women's boobs have been described unnescerly, the first case was a woman who walks around with nothing on but a straw skirt and her "breasts flopped" or something, and then a 19yo dead woman is described to have her dress "wrapped tightly around her breasts" and she is also depicted to act rather child like which is a tad odd, it was written in the 60's I cant be too surprised

The second one is so amazingly unhinged, it's amazing

I'd love to see a "women writing men" video, for some variety. Surely, it exists, right? But I'm a little concerned you might have to read bad erotica for that. Which is always harder to read than normal bad writing.

Awesome! I love this series!

Not to defend the eel guy but eels are a pretty frequent heritage food across northern europe so 'lips like hot eels in a teacup' ends up being the most british-sounding insult i can imagine

I NEED PART 4!! I love seeing these beautiful drawings and hearing interesting little insights!💖💖💖

this is most obviously an accurate description of how it feels to ovulate 6:13

i love this series sm

as a perfume enjoyer (and maybe defender from the looks of these comments?) I wholeheartedly believe the creepy descriptions of the girls are creepy with a purpose. the very first sentence describes our main character as an abomination, and the book never lets up in its utter contempt for its protagonist. we're never meant to root for Grenouille (whose name literally translates to frog), we're meant to be disgusted by him, and yet utterly unable to look away. he is a pathetic predator and this is just one example of how the book communicates this. taken out of context, of course, takes away the purpose of such lurid descriptions. I defend the choice so strongly simply because, in the section immediately before this one in the video, I literally thought of perfume as an example of gross creepy descriptions done well/with narrative purpose 😅

This series is so wild, I am *OBSESSED* ☺☺☺

I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve been a lot more energetic in your recent videos❤

Yay!!! Love this series!

I love this series

I was just watching the first two of these videos last night, so I'm thrilled to have a new update to watch!

Ok but in defense of the perfume its set in urgh when was it? 18th century, maybe? I dont remember well, and a sense of disguest in the descriptors is pretty essential, and same for the pov of the main character. So in this case I'd argue its a stylistic choice, it's supposed to evoke unease and disgust in the reader. Idk i read Das Parfum years ago in German class and its one of my favourite books we had to read 😂

if you want some better descriptions of women made my males, i'd suggest Percy Jackson (Written by Rick Riordan), his descriptions are honestly pretty realistic and i love his work. Btw lovely work as always from you

i love this series, i think it's hilarious! your art is also really nice, keep it up :)

Omg the skillshare ad, draaag them jsjhsgdj amazing xD I hate the words those people have chosen to put on paper, but this is helping, taking them less serious and watching an artist at work, awesome :)

12:20 but there’s a thing: girl might think people is looking out of judgement, not because she looks pretty. It’s a matter of perspective and social circle. Pretty girls is often bullied, y know. How would she know?

You just earned your self a new sub ❤

I love these seriessss omgg 😭

"lolol, hot eels?!" *the second one:* 😧

6:52 I literally got the PETA youtube add on this exact moment about bear Bosko just died or something 💀💀💀💀 The timing is on point I laughed so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣