Pp

Ouch

rSlash the memes

rSlash demonetization is truly umspeakabke

F

So affectionate.

I can feel KZfaqs algorithm slightly spike up at each censor, but calm down shortly after

Wait, where is the link to hear the whole recording?

Jessica Rinquest It’s in the video description. You might need to click Read More depending what device you’re on.

Fascinating

I didn't get it until it happened

Man this video has some really hugged-up people.

Kohaku Kisaragi Indian tech scammer

That reminds me of p!atd’s “yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a *beautiful woman* ” (the real line is “what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a wh***”)

So... Scout's mom?

DeltaMike just wait a moment, just wait a moment, just wait a moment sir

delta is it like killing thing or...

Kitboga!

Kitboga! He also does livestreams of it on Twitch!

Don't forget scammer revolts

you good my man?

@@fir-endflames I'm pretty sure he's dead...

RIP P I N C O

p i n k o, rest in peace.

Rip 🥲💛

Seconds later *UNDEMONITIZED*

Seconds later Demonetized again

Seconds later Undemonitized

Secends later: Demontized

Seconds later, copyright claimed by some random company that doesn't actually own any of the copyright in the video, but claims it does, therefore youtube says that it does.

Lol

I know, right?

"Who drinks before 9am?" *slowly puts beer bottle away*

@@jaylin3321 And then Drives

"It's 5 o'clock somewhere" "It's 5 o'clock here. It's 5 AM." "Toedaso"

Forget about insurance, they will 180 on him and never let him buy insurance again.

I known this comment is 1 year old. But anyway; IKR?!

Lol, her apology could've saved her literally 5 figures in relocation costs, 4 figures in fines, and a lot of headache. But of course that's never going to happen.

Yeah, but even it was something poisonous it would be hard to find him after the act, even if they collect his digitals, he could say that he didn't know it was poisonous after all it was his lunch

There was actually another ProRevenge story somewhere else, and OP used something similar in his food. HR was basically going to haul him off to the police because "He knowingly laid a trap and knew it'd cause harm to the thief.". Fortunately, after a big HR battle he proved to him that he could eat it without ill effects to himself. The lady stealing his food was fired later on.

Well, true, but this is where it goes down into the realm of technicalities. Some people can't stomach that much heat, and too much spicy has been proven to cause bodily harm. Plus, he did it with the intention of laying a trap against an individual.

Can confirm they’re edible. I have a bottle of Trinidad Scorpion BBQ sauce I like to put in my burgers. In bacon cheeseburgers, they are great

He could put poison in it and say that he’s built up tolerance for it and likes to mix it in

With an attitude like that, she's bound to get herself in the same exact trap over and over again.

Hopefully this lead to the husband divorcing her. I’d do that to anyone that stubborn and spiteful.

Kinda wish I could see those recordings, they would be hilarious!

The husband sounds OK-it was all on the wife and he would be better off dumping her. It would probably take a lot of grief out of his life.

Honestly how stuck up can you be

"I'm not smart, just smarter than you"

I'm not smart, I'm Dad. . . . . . Oh, and I bought some milk.

Same xD

Your parents: DON'T TALK BACK

kitty cat that’s totally me my parents are always telling me I’m so smart bcz I have good grades but I do stupid stuff all the time so I think I’m legally and idiot

My parents: you think ur so gucking smart Me:yeah i get all A+ on math soooo yeah shut ur mouth

I kiss my mother with that mouth

Roses are red Violets are blue This made me smile, thank you : ^)

*trap car

Lol.

Same thing but with lemonade instead

Only American things

Not only, trust me, its more like only millenials thing, I have seen so many people like that and they are mostly fresh mothers and fathers somewhere around theire 20s or 30s.

@@hubertnnn Self-destructive stubborn natures are not mutually-exclusive to 'millenials,' I've seen it before with my relatives (now-since disowned).

@@AlwaysANemesis The guy blaming it on being American and the "it's millennials" guy seem to me like the sort of behave like the crazy in that scenario to be honest.

@@hubertnnn you are aware that millenials are in their 30-40s right? You thinking Generation Z. millenials were born between 1976 and 1996

I couldn't come the link to the full recording!

@@andrewgrulke7476 soundcloud.com/user-641199932/20190424-145306-scammer

INMAR YT thanks sooo much!!!!

Wouldn't call it hacking, but yeah, that was damn funny.

On another note Pacifistic utopian society insults: "You mother hugger" "Son of a fine woman" "I'm gonna hug your sisters" XD can I live in this world for 24 hours? I'm pretty sure I'd die of suffocation by laughing too hard but can I?

My favorite has always been: "Shrinker's Sanitorium, all the keepers are tied up, head loonie speaking." Hmm, I should start using that again on random calls to my cell phone.

City fire department! You light it, we fight it! How can I help you?

I prefer "Bill's Roadkill Grill, you kill 'em, we grill 'em. What can I getcha today?"

Can I use this whenever I get called by a random # plz?

LMAO! That’s gold there!

Here :'v

Here

BROTHER

I am actually 144p auto, so sorry

here

When did he say this i must know

"First you have to find your hugging arms, you armless little jerk”

Rslash Autocorrect ^.^

I know right! I expected it to be some teenage or mid 30s white dude. But nope

Yes! Super creepy!

I had a scammer telling me that I was a dumb whore in that exact voice after intentionally wasting 10 minutes of his time.

Scammers in India are typically tired because of the time difference between India and the US. As much as a 12 hour difference if you're in California.

Nice, what happened next?

A colleague did the same, it sure helped some time.

Same. My lunch got stolen day by day and i know the culprit, and i know that he is allergic to shrimp. I put shrimp powder and put a lot of spices to hide the smell. He got bloated and sent to nearby hospital. Week later, he came back and accuse me of food poisoning, everyone know what kind of person he is and got booed. He always went by himself now and becoming very quiet

@@ThePinkRubber Good! I hope y'all can enjoy your lunch in peace. In my Asian fam interrupting food is a crime, you will be beaten with a flip flop.

she must have been a really shitty person :P

Yep

LMAO - The nerve though. He's trying to scam others, gets mad for been trolled.

And ninja says : THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME !?!?!?!?!?!

Same. I remember first seeing them on Good Mythical Morning. Yiiikes

These things even look as if they grew in the Devil's butt crack.

I can tell from personal experience that it fucking h u r t s .

My ears died at that part.

Imagine if that's what they actually said

Meow

Nn

Lol

A desert thief? Jesus, what'd they do with all that sand?

Nah, he was dumb enough to dip it in crazy. It's like pity for sloths who sometimes die because they forget to eat. You feel bad, but then you're all "what a dumb animal."

@@zetsumeinaito reverse uno to u buddy

69 likes... I want to like but to keep it at 69 so I'm not going to like, I'm sorry.

I read this as "F. That husband deserves butter."

F for the man and I feel bad for him I wonder if he divorced her a this

Plot twist, OP drives past him on the road. “You have become the very thing you swore to destroy. I will do what I must.”

In Belgium, driving a bike or driving a car drunk is legally pretty much the same, if you loose your licence, you can't bike, either. In general, they won't bother you, though

Mumen Rider? (One-Punch Man reference)

go commit yes

This comment is underrated. I laughed so hard I woke my roommate up.

And if it was r/ supernovarevenge, it would be "I killed a man and his buddies" lol

I'm surprised he didn't just leave her in a hotel permanently, if she's petty enough to not write a formal apology, how is the wife material

If he wanted to. There could be an emotional hostage situation. He believes she can change, or feels guilty over something, etc. Who knows what happened after.

F

Yeah F

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I'd actually eat it with a good appetite.

They are good, just don't over due the peppers or they are all you will taste, and you would probably not want to add them long before eatting as they tend to leech into everything they touch. Flavor is one thing while torment is another.

Lucky for the food thief there was someone else in the room!

It's brilliant, and the perfect defense! Poison the lunch thief with something I'd happily eat. When I was first learning to cook years ago, I nearly killed people I *like* with chili when I thought I *was* going mild. Tasted fine to me! A little bland maybe...

i eat habanero peppers around 3 times a day straight, just as a snak

Nicely done.

lmao, thats smart

I tried a little bit of widowmaker syrup in place of soy sauce in my noodles. That bully went unconscious and had to be hospitalised.

@@soumyakantipandit9098 what is a widowmaker syrup?

My sister's ex friend was stealing from her lunch kit, so my mom put a candy bar with a note that said: (sister's ex friend name) please stop stealing my lunch. In my sister's lunch for the ex friend. Sometimes it pays to kill with kindness.

Matt Tillman Moral*

I dunno, I like to think the lunch thief was left to contemplate his own mortality at the end of the story.

Some judges allow for lawsuits against the lunch owners if they do this sort of thing to catch a thief.

How would that be proved though? Some people just like really spicy food and cook their meals on the level of spiciness that they like without accounting for whether someone stealing their food can handle it or not. Again, if the person hadn't stolen in the first place then he wouldn't have been in that position to begin with.

@@tucagwathiel3380 Through public confessions like the one in the video. Also, depends on what a jury will believe.

more like "no you are getting hacked" (I know its not exactly hacking, but he was messing with their computer)

speedy01247 and thats when the party ends people

Ha. Sorry I can't like it's at special number right now

"You gettin' mugged!" "No, you're getting mugged." "AAH, how the hell does that even work!?"

Theirs A Boot In Your Snake REVERSE

Like the guy who made some spicy curry and was eating some in the HR meeting about poisoning his food.

@@tOSdude One Philipino guy would microwave his left over fish in the company break room, stinking up the whole place!

So my sister’s exlax frosting with a clear don’t touch this” sign might have been ok?

technically they would have to prove that he intentionally did this to be in any legal trouble. Or they could legally prove that his actions were reckless enough to get him In to legal trouble

@@FEKana But proving this would be very difficult. Not to mention if the statute of limitations has passed or if he was tried and found not guilty, all the so called victim can do is pound sand.

So just Incase this information is useful, if the victims can prove the spicy food was intentionally done to catch the thief it can be used against you as assault or manslaughter or murder 2 because the intent was to harm but the death was accidental. However if you can eat said reapers you can say you didn’t do anything to harm the victim.

@@Sicguyphx what if you prove you like it by chowing it down in front of the cops

@@TeamLumix their's a reason police say 'tell it to the judge;' their job isn't to mediate justice, it's to enforce, when they initially arrest you, it's just to make sure you don't simply nope off, it's also why they call you a 'suspect' even if they definately saw you try to hide your liquer by pouring it down your pants

@@cediviannareeda4305 still would be funny

Eleutheria see what maxwell is thinking is that person steals lunch, gets spicy food heart attack, and then calls police. The parts he’s skipping is the thief realizing it was intentional, and then whose lunch was it in the first place. You’d have to confess to this crime or celebrate setting the thief up. I would think this means I’m advising using generic cheap tupper wear and packaging. Maybe wear food prep gloves while doing it. Then also keep some extra in your fridge just to prove that you would eat it in the same condition. The burden of proof lies with the accuser so take that for what it is.

OMG I DIDENT NOTICE THAT SOMEHOW

It took me a second when he said it, then i got mad at myself for chuckling.

omg I did not see that one that's epic lol

I did that in high school. Got my lunch taken right from my hands 3 days by a bully who wolfed it down, so I made a Tabasco PB&J and it worked perfectly. He got about 5 bites when the hot sauce hit and he spewed! I laughed, tho I did fear getting to get my butt kicked. There was never a 5th time. Too bad they didn't have hotter sauce back then...

@@Artemetra these days with the peppers available, not to mention Liquid Ass, you could have put that bully in ICU with one bite!! At the very least in tears begging for mercy!! LoL

*Dumps peanut oil into burger* Yummy yummy

If not allergic to peanut oil though... *Fills mug with watery dog poo* Chunky chocolate milk

I'm that type of ass hole that would make that concoction

That's kinda funny and kinda sad.

Always check the vin. No Monday or Friday cars.

@@Sonicsaber25 If you use Command Prompt, it would be irreversible either way. I've never done it (even though I could in a virtual machine if I wanted), but I'm pretty sure it's as simple as opening Command Prompt as Admin, and typing in 'del "C:\Windows\System32"'. The second you hit enter, it wipes it completely from the hard drive, and therefore is permanently deleted.

I don't have a clue as to what that means. Could you please be so kind as to enlighten me?

@@venomquill308 Which part? Sorry, I tend to use terms a lot of people don't understand. -System32 is a folder of programs in all Windows OS's (Operating Systems) that are essential for running a computer. All it takes is one to be gone, and if it's the right one, Windows won't even know how to turn on. Every single time it will take you to a black screen with a white error message in the top left of the screen. -Command Prompt is a program that comes by default in all Windows OS's and is made for people to put in commands for the computer to carry out. -Virtual Machines are basically like a computer within a computer. You download a VM program, get the .iso file (or a few other file types also work) and the program will open and install a new computer inside your computer. The VM sets aside a certain amount of storage as virtual memory for the VM. Anything that happens within a VM doesn't transfer to the actual computer. You can install a System32 deleting virus and have the VM destroyed, but the actual computer be fine. -"C:\Windows\System32" Is the file location for the System32 folder in Windows. "C:" (C-Drive) is the hard drive that is used for not only Windows's essential files, but also some programs that can be downloaded. Adobe programs like Photoshop CC and Premiere Pro CC are an example of that. You can add your own files in C: too, but I personally don't see why when you could put them in the default folders Windows provides. The parts between the slashes are folders. Example, Windows is a folder withing C:, and System32 is in that Windows folder. If we were trying to identify a single file and not a folder, we would have to add the appropriate file extension to the end. (Example: An image with the file name "soda" would need to be soda.jpg or soda.png, and not simply soda. I hope this helps at least a little, Angelica. I tried to summarize most of what I talked about.

@@Sonicsaber25 Jeez! Just what a scammer would deserve no less.

tbh deleting sys32 is fairly fixable. All the files other than the deleted ones will be untouched on the HDD and would just require a new windows install to fix but its probably the most annoying thing you can do to someone in that short time outside of uploading a virus and hoping it isn't quarantined by whatever AV running on the scammers machine.

I listened to the whole call it’s well funny

@@hound4857 Basically all PEOPLE in general are Indian. Just purely statistically speaking, they have like a quarter of the population of the planet in a relatively small area. Between them and China, it's pretty much half the population. Rounding the numbers heavily of course, but still... Just by the way statistics work, you could easily go your whole life without ever being scammed by someone that isn't from India, even though there are just as high percentages of people doing it elsewhere.

It would’ve been Indian if it were stereotypical

There's a whole channel by e.g. Jim Browning. He makes those Indian scammers furious every time and probably destroyed a few of their computers as well as refunding A LOT of the scammers' ill-gotten loot.

Who?

@@jasonmccain9544 this dude, whom regularly screws with scammers. it really hillarious kzfaq.info/love/BNG0osIBAprVcZZ3ic84vw

It sounds like Scammer Revolts...he's awesome

Ye I watched this vid lmao

@@williamtoccijr9579 It isn't Scammer Revolts it seems, it's some other guy who is active on Soundcloud as opposed to KZfaq.

It’s a non PG family frenly word

i like to hug butt

Better with duck, you mother🐦er Dont have a duck emote sry

Yes always 👏🏻👌🏻

Another time.

Too soon tails, Too soon..

Did you just say cousin?

Nico : *shoots Roman* Shut up cousin! Vlad : *smug grin after giving hypnotize nico to kill roman after asking vlad to go to bowling SO MUCH* PS : i know thats alot of context but that could be true

m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nLyBrLx7nbjQZ6M.html

"YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?"?

I hate it. Maybe I'm just impatient and want him to get on with it already.

Wow this is much better then my comment

Sometimes the crazy comes out after the consumption of wedding cake....

@Rick O'Shay Humans don't have alfa and beta males...

Ikajo I think you mean alpha, but even then, that was the f*cking joke

@@irishuisman1450 Alfa is the spelling in my language... means the same.

Reddit Smoothie family member:omg 😭😭😭 why’d he die he was soooo young OP: oh he kept stealing my lunch so I put some of my spicy peppers in it FM: you’re the reason he dieeeed😭😭

I’m so confused, was the woman stealing the lunches? The pronouns changed halfway through

Mary S. Me too so I just went with he

@@marys.7713 No, the man ate the spicy food and was having an asthma attack because of it, the woman was screaming for help since...well the man wasn't in a state to do so himself.

Reapers991 ohh

Reaper is candy and not really that hot

The reaper, depending on how much of it, may be the best part. But I am not a fan of cilantro and lime barely gets a pass from me.

Dubious Isn’t the Carolina Reaper the hottest pepper in the world? It’s over 2,200,000 Scovilles. How can’t you say “it’s really not that hot”?! 🙄

pretty sure he's either, tricking some one into eating it, or being sarcastic... you got r/whoosh 'd if so

MommyOfMutants nah bro, dragon breath is hotter, but the pepper x (created by th same guy created carlifonia pepper) is even hotter, but no one have ever try it, there only a sauce made out of it

Disorderly Conduct

Slander DUI Assault with a deadly weapon Speeding Public intoxication

Thought you'd say 'Hotel Trivago' lol

Attempted vehicular murder

Bitchy conduct.

I have a I have a real and I can put some pretty sad songs on it I'm actually going to start playing while watching this

Is it a guy from alabama?

*Ninja 100*

YOU SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

THE F YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SH

Pewdiepie: *SOMEBODY SAY NINYA?!?!?!* You will get it if you what Jedi the video of pewds playing with ninja, I mean ninya