r/Prorevenge Employee Plays Reverse Uno on Smug Boss "No, YOU'RE Fired!" Funny Reddit Posts

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r/Prorevenge Employee Plays Reverse Uno on Smug Boss "No, YOU'RE Fired!" Funny Reddit Posts

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@rSlash 5 жыл бұрын

[smug, nasal entitled person voice] You're fired! OP reaches into pocket Pulls out a card Boss's eyes go wide Ceiling lights flicker Cold wind sweeps in through window Baby cries in distance Boss starts sweating Temperature drops 10 degrees Thunder cracks in distance Boss begins visibly shaking Dead birds begin falling from the sky Worms begin crawling out of the vents OP reveals card It's the Uno Reverse card "No U"

@alanzapreservationtheythem2861 5 жыл бұрын

rSlash that’s how UNO works

@painttedHyena1974 5 жыл бұрын

"NO *U* "

@HDTDNOVIV 5 жыл бұрын

P D' shash

@user-zg5ur9ru7x 5 жыл бұрын

That's how life works.

@bromac3215 5 жыл бұрын

The ultimate horror story.

@rSlash 5 жыл бұрын

I wish I could play reverse Uno on KZfaq and demonetize THEM

@bromac3215 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@bromac3215 5 жыл бұрын

You are the best

@nadir4774 5 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRO THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I READ ALL DAY

@johannes5664 5 жыл бұрын

r/comedyheaven

@anw4aar 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah

@ettem9149 5 жыл бұрын

Employee - *Wins uno game* Boss - You've won! You're fired! Employee - *Uses the " reverse-no u " card*

@nickl4699 5 жыл бұрын

ETTEM wait, if they won how do they have any cards left to use a reverse card?

@balazsdusek 5 жыл бұрын

@@nickl4699 he had one under the table. That's how mafia works.

@florisbruin1705 5 жыл бұрын

Nick Limas lol was thinking the same

@i0nlz 5 жыл бұрын

U no no U

@quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 5 жыл бұрын

Nick Limas has one stuck up his sleeve. And waited for the lights to go out.

@warriorsorb1111 5 жыл бұрын

EC: "I don't need ID. I'm 25." Me: "Well, hello 25. Nice to meet you. Do you have a valid ID to confirm who you are?"

@SimplyAnExistence 5 жыл бұрын

Warriorsorb Omg if OP actually said that.

@warriorsorb1111 5 жыл бұрын

@@SimplyAnExistence It would've been hilarious and awesome. lol

@violin1029 5 жыл бұрын

Could you imagine?

@lt_darkseekerantique3911 5 жыл бұрын

Warriorsorb *slams hand on table* ~wheeze

@slugcat_number_75487 5 жыл бұрын

PO PO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

@HeavyhandedDame 5 жыл бұрын

Manager: You're lying about your performance. OP: I'm about to destroy your whole career.

@lionelk.y7233 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm about to end this womans whole carrier"

@noahrunkles2927 5 жыл бұрын

That story should be on nuclear revenge

@ANGST.ARGENTINA 5 жыл бұрын

Pick a card, any card. Uhhh that one? You sure? Okay. NO U CARD HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.

@janeferraren 5 жыл бұрын

The comment that you copied or got copied by or coincidentally had the same idea is on top of you

@lt_darkseekerantique3911 5 жыл бұрын

HeavyHandedDame OP:You just activated my trap card

@isabellamaloles3354 5 жыл бұрын

Boss: you’re fired Me: *pulls out uno reverse card* Friend: this is exactly why you got fired

@TheBluePhoenix008 5 жыл бұрын

ToT omg r/sadcringe.

@isabellamaloles3354 5 жыл бұрын

The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer *uses uno reverse card* no u

@TheBluePhoenix008 5 жыл бұрын

@@isabellamaloles3354 you're fired dude. Stop doin' it or you'll be home less soon.😂

@Appri 5 жыл бұрын

@@TheBluePhoenix008 lmfao please don't tell me you think that she's actually fired... just kidding i know its a joke

@Rxtrn 5 жыл бұрын

@@Appri r/WoOoSh

@starmarinrtur1493 5 жыл бұрын

the dude was probably like FINALLY I CARRIED THAT UNO CARD FOR 10YEARS

@kassak3015 5 жыл бұрын

“We Don’t use UNO card”

@kikicauseschaos 5 жыл бұрын

Oh sorry, that Uno card is expired. Would you like a new one?

@Cinko420 5 жыл бұрын

StarMarinrTUR No the dude was like "I'm about to end this woman's whole career."

@nickz3836 5 жыл бұрын

@@Cinko420 no he was like...." Wait why do I have this? Coming to the realization he thought it was a coupon for marlins

@DraconicWasTaken 5 жыл бұрын

@@kikicauseschaos Thanks for the grammar. - Average Grammar Nazi

@catwinchan6235 5 жыл бұрын

Joe: Is today going to be the day? Writer: Today's going to be the day. Me: *OH MY GOOOOOOO-*

@appleoof4192 5 жыл бұрын

wait it's not r/entitledparents

@dar__onk401 5 жыл бұрын

@@appleoof4192 i was thinking the same thing

@DMurble 5 жыл бұрын

@@appleoof4192 A Oof apple a day Keeps the roblox noobs away

@theoneandonlyflameeye 5 жыл бұрын

They are gonna play the 3 Egyptian Gods and Exodia.

@vanderncalmus1160 5 жыл бұрын

@@theoneandonlyflameeye Plus you just listed 8 cards last I checked (it's been a while since I played) without the effect of magic cards that permit otherwise you can only have up to 7 cards in your hand after your end phase.

@dracofirex 5 жыл бұрын

He was sprayed by the paint when he damaged the car. I guess you could say they caught him..... red handed. *dodges tomatoes*

@captain_misaki 5 жыл бұрын

*throws more tomatoes*

@HD-zj7dy 5 жыл бұрын

*starts eating raw tomatoes*

@Blackwater66 5 жыл бұрын

Makes spaghetti sauce using thrown tomatoes

@ellobees9634 5 жыл бұрын

I better KETCHUP with the tomato thing.. *dodges tomatoes as well*

@Hypn0stic 5 жыл бұрын

Yea no I’m just gonna leave

@exese3969 5 жыл бұрын

More like a reverse card and a plus 4

@balazsdusek 5 жыл бұрын

@Katanaboi Games and that is done by reverse card

@Creeper_123 5 жыл бұрын

@@balazsdusek wait, wouldnt a reverse card just make it onU?

@balazsdusek 5 жыл бұрын

@@Creeper_123 that makes sense too. I put your own curse swear or whatever back on u And yeah technically that would be reverse but no U is more fun

@alkar3832 5 жыл бұрын

@@Creeper_123 that would be mirror card probably

@dripvader2640 5 жыл бұрын

the plus 4 then goes around the rest of the table until its a +20 and lands on the boss

@OmniscientWarrior 5 жыл бұрын

Boss: You're fired. OP: You have just activated my Trap Card.

@renuuzra9044 5 жыл бұрын

MAGIC CYLINDER! YOUR ATTACK IS NEGATED AND YOU TAKE DAMAGE EQUAL TO YOUR MONSTER'S ATTACK POINTS! THIS DUEL IS OVER.

@CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 жыл бұрын

Ren Uuzra but he only had a trap card so he takes no damage and that activates the traps card's special ability. _When this reverse card is destroyed the player on the opposite side can't attack for three turns and doubles the life points of the player who's trap card was destroyed- extra ability: if the special ability is activated then the person's who's card was destroyed has the last five cards from the GY come back and he can also draw Five Cards_ So after all this OP then draws five cards: The Dark Magician. Blue Eyes White Dragon. Red Eyes Black Dragon. Monster Combined I think it's what it's called. And Mushroom Man. "Well, well, well, this was a lucky hand and you can't move for three turns so I think I have an idea" OP then uses his turn to summon Both the Dragons and The Dark Magician. First turn over: " With these three cards I'll be able to use my second round to use Monster Combined to fuse the Blue Eyes and the Red Eyes to create the ultimate Two Headed Blue Eyes Blackened Dragon with an attack power of 8500. "And now I'll use my third safe round to also add The Dark Magician into the Dragon to increase its attack power to 10,000 and attack you" The Blue Eyes Blackened Dragon then flies into the air creating a gigantic ball of energy and launches the attack. "You're going to be Sweating Bullets after this Mega Death"

@renuuzra9044 5 жыл бұрын

@@CerealExperimentsMizuki "special ability"? Damn, do you even Yu-gi-oh bro? Magic Cilnder had the one effect I said. And it's Polymerization not monster combined. Wait I am nerding out lmfao.

@CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 жыл бұрын

Ren Uuzra I did type that I thought that's what it was called which always means that I forgot but you obviously still understood, everyone knows that card even people who don't play and don't know the name and have never watched the anime. It's cool though I just wanted to test out if I could create the most ridiculous battle ever I just saw the chance and took it. Lol you think you nerd out, just look at me when I type about Dimensions and layers of Infinity and Marvel Comics, I explain all the details for different designs of the Omniverse and beyond, I love the fun I can have with creating and maintaining a perfect image and design of my Omniverse and Voidum.

@alphix0128 5 жыл бұрын

NANI?!?!?!

@blankdeservedbetter6796 5 жыл бұрын

15:39 "I'm suuuuuure my son didn't MEAN to follow one of your customers into the woods, jump in front of his car and repeatedly beat it over with a baseball bat"

@slurp3436 5 жыл бұрын

The VP conference is pretty much a ace attorney case.

@serverbreaker8677 4 жыл бұрын

*S L U R P*

@megarhombus7532 2 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Bitch: "you're a lazy employee who doesn't do half the stuff you say you do." OP: "*OBJECTION!*"

@Oof_18 2 жыл бұрын

**coughs** "your honor, I'd like to let you know that I WILL ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATE MS. B" "Objection! HE IS BEING MEAN-" "ORDER. ORDER. I have decided who I shall pick as guilty."

@skullburner-2664 5 жыл бұрын

Mrs. B thinks OP is lying OP: I'm about to end this woman's whole career EDIT: wow, this is my first comment with 1K likes thank y'all so much!

@kishorekumarsathishkumar1562 5 жыл бұрын

Literally 🤣🤣🤣

@Booplesn00tgaming 5 жыл бұрын

I don't think she even actually thought he was lying. She was probably just trying to throw him under the bus for her own poor performance.

@skullburner-2664 5 жыл бұрын

@@Booplesn00tgaming That's a reasonable response.

@Kid_Cat64 5 жыл бұрын

Language, @@bleysdonkin698!

@bleysdonkin698 5 жыл бұрын

@@Kid_Cat64 Fuck you

@jacktyler8092 5 жыл бұрын

Doctor: sorry to break the news... You have cancer Patient: pulls out uno reverse card NO UuUUUUUuUu

@bodin1912 5 жыл бұрын

Lol, what if that somehow really worked in real life

@jacquelinesantos61609 5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist the patient was a potato

@derp4374 5 жыл бұрын

Dun dun dunnnnnnnn

@peris_arts_film9699 5 жыл бұрын

jack tyer not the doctor they only wanted to help

@reyanthonydelafuente7813 5 жыл бұрын

Another plot twist the doctor was a carrot!

@thenarglesdidit1 5 жыл бұрын

*Crappy boss tries to get OP fired* OP: I’m about to end this woman’s whole career

@sealofapproval4844 5 жыл бұрын

Nice..

@friedmule5403 5 жыл бұрын

Teasher: "Who broke that window?!!" ET: "It was Michal, he moved when I throw a chair after him."

@spaghetti7529 5 жыл бұрын

Goddamit Michal

@bahrainiapple3458 5 жыл бұрын

I didnt break the window... THE CHAIR DID HE WAS THE ONE WHO HIT THE GLASS

@Eguzky 5 жыл бұрын

Sadly, I had something like this happen when I was in middle school in Massachusetts. (Only reason I don't put this on reddit is that I lack the post rep, since I barely use reddit) I was bullied allot for being 'different' (Autistic, but I did not get tested until I was 25). Anyways, halfway through the school year, in Science class, the teacher had to bring a kid to the nurses for futzing with the bunson burners (they were bolted to the lab tables, and thus could not be removed) One of the kids, known for bullying me, (B) and his 3 toadies (T's) got a baseball out of B's bag and B whipped it at my head as hard as he could (Roughly 78MPH was his throwing speed, when last clocked at a school fair). I manage to dodge..kind of; the ball nails the top of my shoulder instead of my head. The ball ricochets upwards, hits a flourecent light on the edge of the casing, which was slanted, breaking the light, and then ricochets again and smashes a window. Teacher comes back; a light is broken, a window is smashed, and B and the 3 T's start telling him it was my fault. I'm clearly in pain, I have a purple mark appearing on my neck from a spreading bruise..but the teachers in this town were lazy and more than a little stupid, so he accepts this since B spoke before me. I get sent to the vice principal's (VP), with purple on my neck and shoulder, tears in my eyes, unable to speak from pain. (For the record, the VP had this lazy way of dealing with fights: It was both students faults. Even if student A punched student B in the face for no reason; 'It takes 2 to fight'. This rule changed to 'It was the victims fault' if the instigator was a jock. Since winning sports made the VP look good) Now, the VP was known to not like me; I did not make the school, and therefor HIM, look good with good grades or sports or anything. So he makes me sit for 45 minutes before he even calls my mother. Of course, he tells her I smashed a light and a window. She comes in, only mildly irritated at me, as I had promised to keep my head down for the rest of the year, though she was aware it was never my fault and I had never, EVER broken property before in my life. She does not even say 'we talked about this' before seeing the giant bruise on my neck and getting the story from me. ..You know the saying 'If looks could kill?' Well, mom starts storming towards VP's office door when the secretary stops her and says he's on a phone meeting with the Superintendent. Mom slams open the door so hard, it puts a large dent in the old heater running the length of the wall on the same side the door opens inward. I don't remember the words, but I could see my mother yank the VP's chair away and fling it across the room when he stands up, and backs this man into a corner while the Superintendent is asking what's going on over speakerphone. (For reference, my mother is 4'11" and skinny, the VP was a fat 6'3" man) After about five minutes of verbally beating the snot out of the VP, she turns to the speakerphone and, more calmly (but man could you hear the under-current of mama bear looking for a reason to get out), lets the Super know just what happened, and says she'll be taking photos of the bruise, AND taking the VP up on charges for not sending me to the nurse's office or calling emergency services since the bruise is my entire shoulder, and partway up my neck. She got the B's and 3 T's contact info and told their parents that, if their kids even looked at me oddly for the rest of the year, she'd take each and every one of them to court. B was expelled a month later for sneaking into the girls lockers with a disposable camera. And the 3 T's stopped being such horrible human beings when not under the influence of B. As for the VP? He kept working, but I was effectively invisible for the rest of my middle school career. Better than having to talk to him once a week when someone hit me.

@jimmyitstimefordinner9647 5 жыл бұрын

Ahmed17856 Alhammadi r/wooosh

@ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 жыл бұрын

@san amazing way "nobody kinda asked" makes no sense whatsoever. Either we asked or we didn't. There's no "kinda", so please try again if you're going to be sassy.

@chelodiaz2123 5 жыл бұрын

Boss: You're fired. Employee: IT'S TIME TO N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO U!

@Fif0l 5 жыл бұрын

Nananananananana No u Nananananananana No u No u No u No u

@MemeSlayer982 4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the shadow realm jimbo

@kiryu-chan1590 3 жыл бұрын

HAHA good one

@randaru1527 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm going to sue you because I hurt my wrist by punching you in the face" Sounds like Russian justice system alright

@mrcaia.8012 4 жыл бұрын

'Alright fuck it. Break both of his arms' Headcanon.

@VenomBurger 5 жыл бұрын

>Asked to pay 400$ >Refuses for bs reasons >Ends up paying over 4000$ in the end

@brucedillon8358 5 жыл бұрын

O o f

@ForemostCrab7 5 жыл бұрын

that's like saying "i'm going to sue you because i hurt my fist when i punched you in the face". hmm, sounds like a normal day in America.

@AJOlaks 5 жыл бұрын

ForemostCrab7 yeah pretty true

@ManCheat2 5 жыл бұрын

Or canada/South africa where its illegal to defend ur self lol

@ForemostCrab7 5 жыл бұрын

@@ManCheat2 You're shitting me right?

@MrVicBL 5 жыл бұрын

FYI the . Goes BEFORE the cotation marks ;)

@ManCheat2 5 жыл бұрын

@@ForemostCrab7 its real lol.

@aPol.01 5 жыл бұрын

Just found this channel, appreciate the actual reading rather than a text to voice Keep on the grind :)

@wyvertions5582 4 жыл бұрын

I feels ya man

@roseofthedeepdeepsea 3 жыл бұрын

yeah, with tts i just get lost and dont understand whats going on

@MikeHowl 5 жыл бұрын

The Rc car one is my favorite. Because I have had a similar incident, but with an entitled parent trying to take my Rc truck to let her son play.

@TwilightWolf032 5 жыл бұрын

Manager: "Let's begin your performance review" OP: "You activated my trap card! MIRROR FORCE!"

@vert3432 5 жыл бұрын

Manager: "Spell card - Mystical Space Typhoon" OP: "I have one of those too! *also uses Mystical Space Typhoon*"

@TwilightWolf032 5 жыл бұрын

@@vert3432 But Mystical Space Typhoon can't cancel the effect of cards when they activate!

@vert3432 5 жыл бұрын

@@TwilightWolf032 Eh, I've played by a few sets of rules, but the one consistent thing between *all* of them is that if a Spell Card is applicable to the situation, it can be activated, no exceptions

@TwilightWolf032 5 жыл бұрын

@@vert3432 Well, I was just joking there. But seriously, if you're playing by tournament rules (or by videogame rules, which are official), then you can activate MST to destroy any spell/trap card on the field, but you're just wasting it if you activate to dispel a card that has just activated its effect. The effect still goes through regardless. I'll tell you this: the most fun way to play YuGiOh is to completely ignore the official rules and go by anime rules. No banned cards, all God cards, repetition up to three of a kind without limits, and just screw the tournament rules!

@vert3432 5 жыл бұрын

@@TwilightWolf032 Thats how I played most of the time and with our rules there were some special placement rules (such as playing multiple monsters per turn) that made things pretty fun, also, all cards were open to fair interpretation, so I ended up with a never ending MST and an invulnerable monster setup and a practical god (The Atmosphere, with all my opponents high end kit as its shields / attack points) lol, I was never beaten, on tournament or normal rules (I mostly used a Nekroz based setup with a Shark Fortress / DD Esper Star Sparrow shield)

@Wikiwi 5 жыл бұрын

If prorevenge OP can use the reverse trap card, I fear to imagine what Karen could do with Exodia : The Entitled One..

@The_Goose2 5 жыл бұрын

Well shit

@isaacdenley1922 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but she'd need the five pieces

@The_Goose2 5 жыл бұрын

if so then SHITSHITASSFUCKHOLE

@memelord-ny6fv 5 жыл бұрын

Yes but he got creator god of light horakhty

@conan4458 5 жыл бұрын

NO EXODIA NOONE'S BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM

@primeemperor9196 5 жыл бұрын

Mrs. B: You're fired. OP: Omaewamou shinderu.

@y2kblackout 5 жыл бұрын

Mrs. B: NANI!?!

@RainThunder64 5 жыл бұрын

@@y2kblackout *Your Fired Screech*

@GodOfPlague 4 жыл бұрын

What anime is that referencing? I somehow in my way too much anime watching dont remember seeing it.

@matosz23 4 жыл бұрын

@@GodOfPlague Hokuto no Ken Fist of the North Star

@chriscarpenter3370 3 жыл бұрын

NANI?!

@anismash1382 5 жыл бұрын

Sales Manager: welcome to your performance review OP: HA YOU TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD!!!

@BestBES 5 жыл бұрын

There's literally nothing more satisfying than people like "Mrs. B" getting what's coming

@randomphantomxd4734 5 жыл бұрын

Bad Person: "Hey you look ugly, you're poor, you have no love life, and you will never get a job!" Me: *Pulls out reverse uno card* "No u"

@quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 5 жыл бұрын

Bad person: NANDA TOEEEE

@rkbbk2727 5 жыл бұрын

in all honesty, the bad person is probably all of those things

@Childrenbestbeware 5 жыл бұрын

Bad Person: *NANI???* *turns into dust*

@gavinmcgowan5783 5 жыл бұрын

Fuck you scrawny weasel

@Jotwah 5 жыл бұрын

sales manager: imma bout to destroy this mans career op: no u

@indiam19 4 жыл бұрын

Tm had to pay over $4,200 for the ETs damages OOOOOOOF

@bellaburleson270 5 жыл бұрын

Rslash: *Whispers* Heck KZfaq: FBI OPEN UP This is the most likes I've ever gotten what the shit

@dayalasingh5853 5 жыл бұрын

h e c k

@davoici 5 жыл бұрын

Demotize open up

@dayalasingh5853 5 жыл бұрын

@@davoici demonotize

@fbi7948 5 жыл бұрын

Emo Poison KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

@davoici 5 жыл бұрын

@@fbi7948 oh shit oh shit

@zbhype6836 5 жыл бұрын

First one was actually 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 like the best r/prorevenge I’ve ever heard she got obliterated lmfao

@joachimvorbechchristensen3852 5 жыл бұрын

Her: I'm about to ruin you. OP: Hold my beer.

@coolguysam11200 5 жыл бұрын

Finally, a cross-over of r/entitledparents and r/prorevenge!!! (kinda)

@slugcat_number_75487 5 жыл бұрын

um hey sam, i encourage you to search "when r/EntitledParents meet r/ProRevenge" on youtube

@fragrantsalmon 5 жыл бұрын

Boss: *hahaha* your deck is pathetic and weak just like you. Now make your final move so I win this duel *muhaha* Employee: *looks nervous* cmon, I just need to believe in the power of friendship and the heart of the cards... *employee draws a card* *employee smirks* Employee: YES! and with this! I shall win this duel and reclaim my honor! *employee flips card to show boss* *Boss goes pale in the face* Boss: NNOOO! Bu.. BUT THATS IMPOSSIBLE! Employee: OH YES! You may have power and money Boss, but you use it to bully and greed your way to the top, but I have something that you will never have... and that’s my friends! *in the back, friends cheering* Employee: NOW! I WILL SHOW YOU THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS! GO! REVERSE CARD AND DESTROY HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTY! Boss: NOOOOOOOO! *whites out* Employee: That’ll teach you...

@user-cn8xi4el6h 5 жыл бұрын

Boss:*turns to dust*

@awongb878 5 жыл бұрын

Employee recieved 450g

@human7711 5 жыл бұрын

Yu-Gi-Oh reference

@fragrantsalmon 5 жыл бұрын

Prabhsimran Singh well thanks for the sub!

@CBGamz 5 жыл бұрын

*therapist*: So what motivates you to sleep at night *me*: knowing that when i wake up there's a new rSlash video

@grapejuice3971 5 жыл бұрын

you're right. he uploads everyday of the week

@jillblog8380 5 жыл бұрын

DemonDavis _ legit: same

@bagua465 5 жыл бұрын

The reverse card is the most powerful military weapon in the world

@patrickracer43 4 жыл бұрын

Reverse Uno card=Infinity Stones

@FrancisR420 5 жыл бұрын

The ending of that first story makes it sound more real

@MuttFitness 5 жыл бұрын

It sounded totally fake before that,right?

@f.c.laukhard3623 5 жыл бұрын

@@MuttFitness Lots of those stories do and I suspect that while the overall story of most is probably true, some of the story tellers want to put themselves in the best light and leave out stuff or make themselves seem better than they are. Or the other person worse than they are because of personal dislike. Some people overdo that in such a way that the whole story sounds less believable.

@obiwanmcgregor447 5 жыл бұрын

Me:”GIVE ME YOUR CHANNEL!” RSlash: * use uno reverse card * “NO U” Me: “O NO”

@jamylhurtado 5 жыл бұрын

It's only one video of a drawing

@ShyGreenBean 5 жыл бұрын

Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH

@Rob-326 5 жыл бұрын

*Insert LordMinion777 (Wade) drawing 20 cards.*

@bubbabluehorn 5 жыл бұрын

Why isn’t this man a lawyer he talked like the classic lawyer flipping the accusations.

@emen_98 5 жыл бұрын

It was a girl

@Fif0l 5 жыл бұрын

@@emen_98 Was it? I missed it.

@Blooddeath35 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, when you really think about it, a lawyer is really just its type of sales.

@uncle7081 4 жыл бұрын

Mrs B: thinks OP is lying OP: execute order 66

@henkbonel5311 3 жыл бұрын

jes comrade

@lexidreyar7777 4 жыл бұрын

The damn first story got me ROLLING with joy, but then disappoinment that the company clearly didn't get the hint that op has the skills and experience for the job.

@Levi_Tollefson 5 жыл бұрын

Time flies when you're having fun. Honestly I can't believe this video was over 18 minutes it seemed to fly by. But your story telling method really keeps me involved and paints a picture in my head every time.

@dawnbestgirl17yearsago98 5 жыл бұрын

Op use reverse card on boss It was very effective Boss fainted/fired Congratulations you gain 246 exp

@andrewyoung7653 5 жыл бұрын

From beginning to the end of first story I was lmfao

@spaceonisorceress4406 5 жыл бұрын

Entitled puppy won't stop interrupting KZfaq video recording; gets away with it because he is cute.

@ngp7775 3 жыл бұрын

"puppy gets revenge on famouse youtuber for not giving enough pets"

@deathrimentall 5 жыл бұрын

Mrs. B: lol ur fired OP: no u lmao

@VerbalVantage 5 жыл бұрын

@clipdistribution9929 5 жыл бұрын

I hated entitled people especially parents.... AH. But I love some prorevenge ... STACK THE LAYERS XD

@Battleship009 5 жыл бұрын

Don't you wish we could give them to five faced mechanical aliens?

@clipdistribution9929 5 жыл бұрын

@@Battleship009 yus

@Battleship009 5 жыл бұрын

@@clipdistribution9929 Oh you know who I'm talking about?

@clipdistribution9929 5 жыл бұрын

@@Battleship009 ..... I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.

@Battleship009 5 жыл бұрын

@@clipdistribution9929 That didn't answer my question.

@adamr2296 5 жыл бұрын

1:01 HAHA YUGI YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP CARD!

@jingkoth4013 5 жыл бұрын

I am soo proud of the revenge in the first one. It's like when you read/watch a comic or movie or something and the main character takes someone down in a way I would never think of.

@alex_9950 5 жыл бұрын

I've just imagined a town so entitled that even the judge and the court is full of Entitled people.

@TheIceLeopard 5 жыл бұрын

Ahhh... No puppy bloopers. I'm going to sue you. Joking of course XD

@falanirave9062 5 жыл бұрын

OP reaches into pocket "I'm about to ruin this womans whole carrier."

@TheMuddyMilesTrain 4 жыл бұрын

pigeon

@zebanon5286 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheMuddyMilesTrain N... Nani?

@BrittKGM 5 жыл бұрын

As soon as OP mentioned the ‘no sexual relations’ policy, I KNEW Mrs B was about to get her arse handed to her. 🤣🤣

@runarubelli3543 5 жыл бұрын

it is night here and that frickin jigsaw doll jumpscared me when I was listening passively I almost got frightened

@skrimpboy9639 5 жыл бұрын

i am legally required to say "Good Video" -Bot 10352

@thegoldengamer1100 5 жыл бұрын

I am legally required to say, "I Agree" -Bot 90021

@arloseptember 5 жыл бұрын

I am legally required to say “I am confused” -bot 84298

@justchillin2774 5 жыл бұрын

I am Legal - Mexican Juan- (1)

@sealofapproval4844 5 жыл бұрын

I am legally required to say “I also agree” - Bot 9832

@Mydudes10 5 жыл бұрын

Riley MO aww fuck JIM the boys are glitched again

@TheTwistedLife 5 жыл бұрын

What if Yugi was Getting reviewed and said " I activate my spell "REMOVE TRAP," Now I activate this which allows me to bring the top card of your graveyard to my hand and now I activate "PERFORMANCE REVIEW" Funniest Yu-gi-oh episode I made up 😂

@ChaoticAngelKitten 4 жыл бұрын

TheTwistedGamer Gaming Haha not bad. Go Yami Yugi! :P

@moseschong33 5 жыл бұрын

Mrs. B/Manager: let's show your performance review to the VP OP: no u

@randomstuff6821 5 жыл бұрын

Rslash: *Gets flagged by KZfaq* KZfaq: *that's not allowed, +2 flagged video*

@dotdankory 5 жыл бұрын

Rslash : +4, you get 6flagged videos, and I choose yellow.. (youtube doesnt have any yellow/black cards)

@joshua6186 5 жыл бұрын

@@dotdankory black cards?

@kikicauseschaos 5 жыл бұрын

@@joshua6186 wild cards

@Justin-pf5wz 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine loosing your job to an uno card

@firstnamesurname8531 5 жыл бұрын

4:20 That guy should be a lawyer!

@auviana7423 5 жыл бұрын

420 blaze it

@y33t23 5 жыл бұрын

That Mrs B. story: *Destruction 100* *No U 100*

@absoluteunit5927 5 жыл бұрын

Boss: I'm sorry to inform you that you are fired Me: Really? *Pulls out "Reverse no-u" card* *Boss pulls out his reverse, +4 card* Me: F*CK Be prepared bosses and guys

@darkforcewhis1221 5 жыл бұрын

Seto Kaiba: I win Yugi Yugi: Well I activate the reverse card, it is like magic cylinder but for everything. Seto Kaiba: oh shit

@Kuriboh1008 5 жыл бұрын

Noice

@PretzlcoatlTheFirst 5 жыл бұрын

Since I don’t know what/who yugi is and who seto Kaiba is I’ll presume it’s an anime

@hibiscustea9274 5 жыл бұрын

Everytime Kiba smiles, a puppy dies

@josephochoa9861 5 жыл бұрын

@@PretzlcoatlTheFirst yea from yu-gi-oh

@PretzlcoatlTheFirst 5 жыл бұрын

Joseph Ochoa oh ok kool thanks for explaining

@_fragment 4 жыл бұрын

Oh, the RC one. OH, the RC one. I *felt* the enjoyment flowing through my veins on that one.

@magicmaninc.5657 5 жыл бұрын

That first story is by far the best revenge story I've ever heard

@Ella-wo4ev 5 жыл бұрын

R slash has become part of my daily routine. Every art class I listen while working 😂😂

@fayyolafaraza2117 5 жыл бұрын

Who actually thought the OP was gonna give a UNO reverse card to the enemy?

@marko.1206 5 жыл бұрын

I have a small penis, but I brought an uno reverse card

@fayyolafaraza2117 5 жыл бұрын

@@marko.1206 lol my name trap worked XD

@marko.1206 5 жыл бұрын

dude i brought a reverse card.

@fayyolafaraza2117 5 жыл бұрын

OH SH-

@PretzlcoatlTheFirst 5 жыл бұрын

You all get likes

5 жыл бұрын

This is all totally true! I quit my job because I had to do something and couldn't get my own way by any other means. Then everyone stood up and started clapping and cheering!

@Springdude11 5 жыл бұрын

1:41 I've watched this video several times, and I only now saw that.

@ryantheredzombie6124 3 жыл бұрын

I got scared for a sec when I saw it

@jordananderson2728 5 жыл бұрын

First OP: I'm really good at sales and always get us money VP: Mhm FO: And I just proved that I'm accountable VP: Yes FO: And you just said that's the best performance review you've had VP: Correct FO: So can I be sales manager? VP: Well, yes, but actually no.

@corgimunchkin8783 4 жыл бұрын

No u backfired

@titmouse-distribution 4 жыл бұрын

More Like @@corgimunchkin8783 Backfired! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD

@aspectoftheyeti1232 5 жыл бұрын

Yugi: I set a card face down! Kaiba: That might be a No u card Yugi: He knows Kaiba: I play a card face down! Yugi: Crap

@tblkinqss7609 5 жыл бұрын

Just Pathetic I’m gonna guess you’re a weeb

@Ardorstorm 5 жыл бұрын

Yugi: I play another card face down! Kaiba: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck (For the record i don’t watch yugio, i just wanted to keep this going)

@Cy3qi 5 жыл бұрын

@@Ardorstorm kaiba: I sacrafice 20 dollars to summon blue eyes white dragon Yugi: you just activated ny trap card-mirror force

@TheNealzarka 5 жыл бұрын

When I hear: you do not want to go this road, I have survival instinct on, my mum educated my instinct

@Nekulturny 4 жыл бұрын

16:37 what do you mean without concrete evidence? The kid admitted it when he said "I didn't damage it THAT bad".

@nopebuddy6827 4 жыл бұрын

Is today gonna be the day? Today is gonna be the day.

@alexanderrahl7034 5 жыл бұрын

"How is it assault if someone gets injured trying to damage other peoples property?" Dunno man, ask Australia lol

@jeaniebee3657 4 ай бұрын

so the guy who talked his coworker into not reporting sexual harassment till the timing would benefit him is surprised he didnt get the persons job he threw the evidence at during his assessment lol sounds like a real winner there lol

@TheRandomRukai 5 жыл бұрын

The best thing about Rslash is that the title and thumbnail isn't a click bait that you have to wait until the end to find out what the story is about. It's usually the first or second story and that makes it so much more satisfying to watch his videos than anyone else.

@soulofflame9999 Жыл бұрын

Apart from one video that he discovered the story about as false and removed it.

@mtaaaaa3894 5 жыл бұрын

Dude as a person with a knowlage of model rc cars, and models I would have had a go pro on the car to begin with. (I think it would be an amazing video.(ps keep up the good work r/slash!) Also did the kid get his car replaced?

@migueeeelet 5 жыл бұрын

Should've filed a complaint against HR after the raise lol

@animesenpai1163 5 жыл бұрын

He probably have the HR in their knees right now especially since he has full on recordings of their misdeeds. He would probably be approved in raises lol

@dr.redstone7980 5 жыл бұрын

Destruction 100 Restoration 100

@VocalFox 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that rSlash put Atem from Yu-Gi-Oh as the thumbnail for this video is priceless. 💀 That sales OP showed no mercy and it was perfect.

@warrenkeystone5195 5 жыл бұрын

Haha! Reverse uno card, that means I didn’t use this car-... Oh fuck wait

@TheArmyOfGoats 5 жыл бұрын

Some people need a cup of coffee to wake up... I need a cup of vengeance

@isaacdenley1922 5 жыл бұрын

#relatable 👿👿👿

@mauldalorian4725 5 жыл бұрын

That second one about work place bulling is nothing short of extortion not revenge.

@Fif0l 5 жыл бұрын

*REVENGE* /noun/ - the action of hurting or harming someone in return for an injury or wrong suffered at their hands. So yeah, even if it is extortion, it's still revenge. And what, would you like to pull her to court for extortion for threatening to sue them? I would like to see how that goes. "your honor, OP deserves prison for threatening the company to ask yourself what you think about the recordings."

@Fif0l 5 жыл бұрын

@@generalkenobistopmotions9817 Where the flip does survival of the fittest fit in here? Or are you this one type of social darwinist who thinks EVERY situation in life is about survival?

@PowerAirSimulations 4 жыл бұрын

Completely love your readings, I listen to them all day.

@rngts2m597 5 жыл бұрын

roses are red violets are blue I came for the thumbnail and so did you.

@bodin1912 5 жыл бұрын

Nice rhyme/poem

@inactivioli 5 жыл бұрын

I came because of the text side of the thumbnail

@jocal9800 5 жыл бұрын

@@inactivioli thats still part of the thumbnail

@inactivioli 5 жыл бұрын

@@jocal9800 I know, but I have think they are referring to the frick, I don't remember the name of the anime..

@yoggysothy2512 5 жыл бұрын

@@inactivioli Yu-Gi-Oh

@DinoFrr 5 жыл бұрын

I was in a clan got kicked, got my reverse card' it worked! LMFAO

@otheturtle4028 3 жыл бұрын

Boss: You’re fired! Employee: *(accidentally)* You too! Boss: … Employee: … Boss: Whelp guess I’ll pack my things

@blackenedskies3263 5 жыл бұрын

This kid's R/C car is worth more than my actual car

@chickengacha3602 5 жыл бұрын

YOU POST IT WHEN I NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL ;-;

@russianfairy608 5 жыл бұрын

I know your feeling because ME TOO ;(

@corruptedplayer 5 жыл бұрын

i have school holiday

@quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 5 жыл бұрын

I was leaving school. Lol. Ok I was i was going to my last lesson of the day. He posted as soon as I got set to go.

@phantomseige3819 5 жыл бұрын

I know the feels but I'm in schoo😭😭😭

@communistpoland5962 5 жыл бұрын

Hahah sux fo u im bacc

@ecgfade5201 5 жыл бұрын

I am a simple man, I see rslash, I click

@trandaiphuc5342 5 жыл бұрын

A simple man would have emoji in his comment.

@quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 5 жыл бұрын

I am a simple man, I carry UNO reverse cards everywhere I go.

@HdngTgr 4 жыл бұрын

5:36 I imagined a scene where it’s just OP and joe walking like f***ing mafia bosses to the performance review

@Foxxie0kun 5 жыл бұрын

Ohai, welcome to your performance review! Employee: PUNY MORTAL! You have fallen into my trap!

@Icalasari 5 жыл бұрын

"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Incompetech? Sounds like they took KZfaq's REAL name ;)

@VerySleepyHedgehog 5 жыл бұрын

You know whats great I get to watch this in the morning whilst drinking coffee, its my routine, Coffee and Rslash

@sonicboom9708 5 жыл бұрын

My mom works at a grocery store and has to offend deal with customers who don't want to show their ID. They seem to think she's the one who wants them to show her their ID for no reason.