Don't you wish you could fire your own boss?

On the sexual harassment at work: Lodge a complaint with the Labour Board and call a lawyer.... Bet the employer rapidly changes their tune when every female on staff reports this matter to the government.

OP: *Quits the job* Mike: "Welp, OP quit and GM is on vacation. So I can do whatever the hell I want, what can go wrong?" OP and GM: *"That's where you're wrong, kiddo."*

“As much use as an aqualung to a trout” I have never heard this before but I’m filing it away for future use, first OP is quite the storyteller!

Boss: "you’re fired!" OP: *uno reverse card activated*

"Spotty oik" is my new favorite insult.

"I'm Mike, and I am going to screw you over for tattle telling on me to the GM". "Hi Mike, I'm OP and I am going to Eff up your entire career by resigning, joining a different company and charge you extra for every unit you send my way by adding extra software. Along with putting in a complaint to HR in turn tipping off the GM for trying the stunt that you did behind his back and getting your partner in crime sacked. Oh yeah, hope your Mobile company is doing well. Oh wait a minute, it flopped in about a year didn't it. Tough luck Mikey Boy ^^".

imagine a snake chasing it's tail and biting it thinking it was food, that's what the boss did to himself.

Rslash: Says B**** KZfaq: Wait, that’s illegal

That HR complaint should have warned something the moment 3rd O.P quit: I don't know about others, but if someone informed me they resigned out of protest ... I'm taking that complaint extra seriously. If one person with morals and the means refuses to work under a manger, then there are likely others who are simply 'enduring.' That toxic environment will lead to loss in profits even without someone else getting revenge, at best. At worse - That manager ends up getting the company involved in a lawsuit on top of the loss profits due to bad moral.

That second one was boarderline Nuclear revenge I think since he ruined both of their carriers with Best... I mean that Big Box electronics store.

Here’s a new drinking game: Drink a shot every time Spotty Oik says that he’s a sound engineer.

Entitled brat in the first story was clearly the kind of person who assumed that a job in entertainment means you're being paid to be entertained. It's sad how common this assumption actually is. But not as sad as those who assume that being paid IS the entire job.

When someone says "imagine the most vulgar statement you can think of." Me: So Xbox live chat on bo2 Them: I've heard worse Me: How... honestly how have you heard anything worse there's no way.

I have never seen someone I considered "drop-dead gorgous" so the thought about what she might've looked like made me forget half the story lmao

I love this channel. It’s a nice change from the robot voices that read reddit posts. This channel is much more human and personable than other reddit reading channels (that are read by humans). The commentary between posts is a refreshing change. It feels like I’m chatting with a friend rather than someone just reading post after post. Plus, I have developed an emotional attachment to Yugo lol

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Technician, when death is on the line!''

Wow, it's like when he said: "your fired!" Then some how Op is like: "your fired", it's like *Uno reverse card* and Happy Valentines everyone even u Rslash!

Boss : you're fired OP: *no u*

Boss:"Lol you are fired" Person:"No u xD" Boss:"Hahahahah- no seriously you are fired" Person:"I was being serious" *Boss gets fired*

Since I'm an event engineer that first story made me burst out in laughter. I learned in germany and you need to know much more than just how to push buttons. He's such an entitled brat and he deserved that.

As someone who has actually learned the basics of sound engineering. The first story was painful to listen to.

Boss: YOU'RE FIRED! Employee: UNO Reverse Card Boss: Surprised Pickachu Face

It’s 12:35am and I’m about to go to bed *sees upload from rslash* Sleep can wait!

I remember when I first started doing lighting design I was just like that kid in the first story. Though I was 13 at the time. Luckily a sm was quick to put me in my place

And that is why I say, "Never piss off your IT Tech."

It must be so satisfying to turn down an offer to get your job back after being fired.

whoa ive never caught a video for anyone this early. Was just looking for stuff to watch while shiny hunting pokemon.

The first OP’s post was filled with so many sound-related technical terms and slang that I felt like I was being flexed on just a little bit

I miss tech work sometimes and these remind me that it's better to miss it sometimes than to have to live it all the time. Thanks for sharing tech stories as often as you do.

I busted out laughing when you said Spotty Oik and had to pause the video for several minutes until I could collect myself. 🤣🤣

*Hello random stranger on the internet! I hope you’re having an amazing day/night!*

11:01 WOOP WOOP, THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE!! WOOP WOOP

This is the one thing that motivates me to get up in the morning

From whatever hole he had been in Twisted animatronics: nonono that’s our job

boss: your fired dude: uno reverse boss: shiiiiiiiiiii--- dude: i am bossman now

Happy Valentine's Day to both you and Yugo, rSlash!

As a guy, i can confirm that both James and Muhammed are not affiliated with us. Also, when r u gonna post puppy bloopers again?

That sound engineer one pissed me off. I had the pleasure (and pain) of working as a sound guy for Hollywood clubs and raves for some years. One of the things about that job is that after all the hoofing of the heavy stuff and PROPERLY laying and securing XLR and power cables (and sometimes for the lighting setup also), then you get the pleasure and privilege of being able to operate and mix the band or DJ, and even get to run the lighting board at times. It’s actually amazing if you are a big fan of the act that you are the one mixing them and seeing the crowd going off and having your idols thank you after for doing such a good job mixing sometimes. You also get the most VIP of treatment, nice pay, and get to have free drinks (and free other extracurricular things if you so choose) Then it’s more heavy lifting lol. I guess being able to not do the “roadie” lifting and just the mixing would be the best, but in general that isn’t how it is since if you can wire up a system, then unless you are hearing impaired you can probably understand the equipment and do a good job mixing. You don’t usually get into one side without the interest and ability to do the other.

Mate, at 2:16 he says 16" as in sixteen-inch, not 16' as in sixteen-foot. 16" refers to 16" naval guns of battleship, of which there are generally 8 or 9, depending on the particular ship class, and of which you definitely don't want to take a full broadside (which means a salvo fired simultaneously from all guns).

These stories are just people Uno Reversing each other and I love it

"spotty oik" got me dead 💀

Dude thinks he can confront GOD because he is a sound engineer. I swear, if he ever got a promotion, he would expect to be able to fly.

Boss: YOUR FIRED! OP: *slaps something onto the table* Boss: what-.....what is that? OP: an Uno Reverse Card Boss: OH SHI-

8:50 My experience in the tech industry, all summed up in just two sentences.

The amount of times the "Spotty Oik" went missing I'm thinking he was getting high somewhere.

Spotty Oik is eerily similar to 95% of computer repair techs fresh out of A+ certification, delusions of competence, but utterly pathetic... Me; 20+ years of hands-on experience with Mac and PC, printers and Point of Sale register equipment, but with expired paper certs (certifications are essentially window dressing, hands on experience is better); excellent troubleshooting skills and repairs, great first time fix rate Newly A+ certified tech with attitude and delusions of grandeur; couldn’t troubleshoot their way out of a paper bag...

The last story though with the Gmail being a good dude, op could be a consultant for those price cutting measures. That was the best revenge though!!

My boss: "You're fired!!!" Me: "No u."

When somebody asks what I know when I'm helping to do a job I respond "I know a lot of stuff, but you know more, please teach me as we go."

Depending on when it took place and in the US that boss that told OP to "wear baggy clothes" could have easily seen himself and since HR did nothing the company in a lawsuit. I'm no lawyer but I'd guess sexual harassment. They knew but did nothing except want the girls to dress down. They should praise not just OP but the other girls who could have also filled lawsuits.

That best buy story hit SUPER close to home for me, I probably worked at that same store.

Hammer sounds like a good friend.

I work as a Novice stage hand(only 4 years) and I enjoy these kinds of stories soooooo much. I'm normally a humper, but ill go where I'm needed and I'm always looking to learn more of my trade

as a sound engineer/roadie for my local high school, the part about the entitled sob pissed me tf off

Boss: you are FIRED! NO U!

Happy Valentine's Day as well! Will you and Yugo be my (and my doggo pictured, Sif) Valentine? «3

I woke up and 30 seconds later rSlash uplodoads.

Oh I now I'll sexually harass someone until I get fired I think that's a great idea

Felt like that last story could've been a a- hole tax story too🤣🤣🤣❤🦊

6:19 something so simple right Me:I only know how to tune a tuna

Much like how R/Slash says don’t mess with the IT people you DO NOT mess with roadies! My dad worked at a theater in college doing sound and lights so he’s knew a fair few in the years. One moved an entire platform with a full drum set BY HIMSELF! His nickname was Kong because he was built like a gorilla. Nice guy apparently.

Boss: Your fired UNO reverse card: are you sure about that?

that first one could be a movie!

I feel like these videos i watch just make me build up anger, and most of the time, leave me relaxed. Sometimes, it doesn't end how I'd like and I'm still bitter.

there are no puppy bloopers ? I demand you give me 100$ million 😂😂 jkjk love your channel! ❤️🙏🤘🏻

My favorite part is when the rich, spoiled little boy at the music festival got left behind. Too bad he wasn't eaten by animals out in 'the middle of nowhere'.

oik: comes within 50 meters of the equipment everyone else:

Sixteen INCH, not feet. The ( " ) is used for inches. The 16" is probably in reference to the big guns of American WWI battleships of the Colorado Class (16"/45 Caliber Mark1 guns), the WWII battleships of the North Carolina Class, South Dakota Class (16"/45 Caliber Mark 6 guns) and the most famous Iowa Class with their legendary 16"/50 Caliber Mark 7 guns. The WWII battleships each had NINE of those bad boys on them and could fling the Mark 8 super heavy shells that each weighed 2,700lbs. That's dropping a lot of steel, so this girl must be tough.

Imaging getting stranded that far from home

Damn sound engineers, lighting design ftw

I got to work once and my boss told me to have a good day.... so I went home 🤣

Does anyone else think that the name 'Dreadful Boris' would be a great band name? I've listened to this video several times, and think it's hilarious every single time.

This is where you need to take that person under your wing and say, "Hey, to get a good product we have to do it this way." Contractors, know a lot. If you are an inspector, ask questions about how they do work. It is in your right and it helps resolve issues. If a concrete contractor decides not to have a cold joint with the score, Ask "Hey is that going to cause cracks later because of old concrete bondage." Contractors, want good product, they DO NOT WANT TO REDO WORK!

Jesus I’ve been here on R/Slash forever you never miss uploads, always quality, always new stories. Props

8:50 "hey, girlie. How about a toothy episiotomy?" That beat your best pickup line?

Yiss! My bedtime stories! Much love from Aussieland m8 «3 Thank you for the great content every night!

I’d love a follow up with the sound engineer, find out if he learned anything or if he continued to have a huge ego!

Thank you for translating the first story

Hey rSlash - I love it when the stories get to you so much when you narrate them you choose to use that ACTUAL swear word at the end - those unemployed sleazes harrassing that female worker was a great revenge!!! :)

thumbnail: *exists* me: *reverse uno card*

Hammer sounds like a fun person to work with..

@rslash hey man, there are some really good r/talesfromtechsupport popping up lately. Maybe another soon?

I think I'd like to meet Hammer. She sounds like a lot of fun! 😂

HAPPY VALENTINE'S EVERYONE!

Today is not my time to shine

It always floors me how ridiculous infractions, like TRAFFIC SH*" will get a man punished before sexual harassment will...like Al Capone going to Tax jail instead of multiple murders and racketeering.....

Mike and Brittney types are the reasons I work solo and run my own business.

Tbh the first one sounds like natural selection

Hey rslash I would like to recommend an idea. Friday’s can be pro revenge, Saturday/Sunday can be anything, Monday is entitled parents, Tuesday could be AITA, Wednesday could be choosing beggars, and Thursday malicious compliance. This could be an easy schedule to try out

I feel like the hammer would just walk into a bar and challange the local tough guy to an game of dart or other bar games and wins

You have to wonder... when people do that crap like the last story... when they decide to do something wrong.. do they truly believe they will get away with it?

New kid: I am so good at sound, I am better than you! Pro people: work then. New kid: No. I am too stupid to work. Pro people: Ok, we're going home. New kid: Nah. I'll be a f****** lazy a**. Pro people: Bye. 2 minutes later. New kid: OH NO

I kind of expected nice guys vs nice girls for Valentine's day rSlash!

2:04 does he mean like mating mate or good friend mate??

Rslash stories are like a drug. I gotta get my fix on a daily basis. Thanks for being so prompt and steady with all the uploads. You are awesome and the stories come to life due to how you narrate. 👌

Why does that first story sound like some guy in a tavern telling stories over bear? I was borderline wondering when this story had occurred until he said sound design

How did Karen not get jail time? That’s crazy.

It’s always important to make sure you have a diverse skill set in an area of interest

I miss the puppy bloopers. When will we have more puppy bloopers? :D