you dont play the piano in russia, *the piano plays you*

Robin: "I'm done for the day I need to rest." Me: *in Mr.Incredible voice* "Me too, kid."

"Water's favourite cookie, Oreo. The snack that smiles back, Poptarts." What the actual fuc-

Is nobody gonna talk about how good the mickey impression at 1:12 was?

Dragons breathing a flammable liquid(or gas) isn't something new. It is literally the only way for them to produce flames scientifically, by going down a similar route to the bombardier beetle. Heck, both the HTTYD movies and the original HTTYD books explained how dragons could produce flames(or other such projectiles). Plus that's only 1 dragon simulation from what I can see.

7:07 That, Robin, is a basking shark, the second largest species of shark They eat little shrimp, krill and other zooplankton They are practically harmless to people as they just hang their mouth open and don't suck prey in Edit: As I was correctly reminded by TheGraveKnight, the basking shark is an endangered species and great care must be taken around these scary looking but timid and gentle giants

The 'safety conditions' one... they're on a snow lift. So they aren't super super high, just going up the side of a mountain.

Ok but that cat bed labyrinth would actually be perfect. I'm so used to my male cat (and occasionally my female) going under the bed and doing whatever, and plus this way I wouldn't have to worry about anything under my bed except for cats and demons small enough to fit in a cat maze (I dont like spiders or mice under my bed)

1:36 Yes, it does say minimum. Just squint a bit and you’ll see very tiny lines that connect.

7:09 is a basking shark. They are passive, and usually have an open mouth.

(11:00) Bruh I’m sitting here laughing my ass off at “Calcium cannons”, not only is the thought of calling them calcium cannons inherently a little funny, but Robin’s delivery of the phrase makes it 75% better. I was not prepared, the game was rigged from the start.

The "deep sea monster" is a basking shark, which get their name from the fact that they hang out at the surface level because of the sunlight. They only eat plankton, and are non hostile

The snot sucker is very real. My mom said the ones she had to buy for me when I were a baby didn't have a little mesh to stop the snot from going into the mouth, so you had to time it and stop sucking.

8:45 this reminds me of the Tumblr post that literally asked "what if mayonnaise came in cans" to which someone replied "that would suck because you wouldn't be able to microwave it"

10:26 That Peter impersonation got me laughing so damn hard

7:07 That’s a basking shark. They’re harmless filter feeders

9:17 I understood every word of that

3:00 one is Donald duck

9:30 that will make hospital visits more fun. just imagine the nurse walks in with a giant spider on a leash into the room and the doctor reaches in its ass for a fresh set of bandages

I had a cackling whiplash at 5:40 because i had forgotten that even happened. Thank you for bringing up that hilarious horror back into my mind, i absolutely hate it.

5:44 excuse me, what?!?

10:22 is a search and rescue robot for disasterareas, ranging from natural disasters towarzones. It collects incapacitated people for medical attention and cadavers in clean up. It hasn't taken off... For some reason. 🙄 Imagine being too injured to get away and seeing a bunch of these things collecting bodies around you - some very much alive and screaming - and you don't know what they are. Then you see one has spotted you and is coming for you. 😱

8:56 This is a specimen of SCP-1027. Make sure you keep it fed.

I get that emkay saturates their thumbnails to make them more clickable without being obnoxious but I thought the piano player’s hands were bleeding.

8:26 this is real, I see it every time I go to Walmart

Everybody gangsta until the piano plays you

11:40 Percy Jackson is the first thing I thought of.

7:24 baby steps

7:07 imagine Robin not being able to recognize a basking shark.

Instead of making a funny comment, I just wanna say hi to the emkay person who reads the comments. Would you like an egg dearest emkay?

4:03 His name is Siegward. Don’t call him an onion, he hates it.

That baby picture had me lmaoing *MOISTURIZE ME*

0:33 now thats cursed, truly the most weirdest thing I've seen since a drog, a dog and frog hybrid.

1:54 funny how we have another species but now we have moosions.

2:54, the boy’s expression is how creepy those costumes are

3:30 Sheet music is the farewell waltz by Chopin. Very fitting, illustrator.

That's a wholesome bottom feeding shark. There's no scale but it could be a basking shark or a whale shark. You can barely fit a child in a basking shark. Sharks are such wonderful creatures I love them!

9:22 actually they’ve genetically modified goats to produce the spider silk in their milk.

9:38 we've made goats that make spider silk before I think.

11:11 In theory at least, it is possible for a snake to breathe fire, though the conditions must be perfect. The way this would work is that a snake eats a rather large meal, and said meal starts to decay inside the snake's stomach before it's digested completely, and fills with flammable Hydrogen and Methane gasses. Eventually, the pressure of this gas buildup and the digestion of the prey's skin will cause it to burst, causing the snake to burp up said gas, and if there just happens to be a spark or open flame in exactly the right spot, it'll ignite the gas, and there you go. A fire-breathing snake.

If yall didnt get the “moisturise me” joke, that looks like Cassandra, a character that is literally a thin stretched piece of skin on the 2nd episode of the 1st series of the reboot of Doctor Who who needs to be constantly moisturised by acid to stay alive

Can confirm, the snot sucker is a real thing. They have them all around where I live

2:29 this makes me unbelievably happy

8:06 I love the delivery here

Man got so shocked he turned into Mickey for a sec 1:06

11:29 A HIDEOUS ZIPPLE BACK!

That “im gonna get ya!” Was hauntingly accurate. I won’t sleep tonight.

5:04 I found those fizzy unicorn balls in my local newsagents once- walked straight past them and was convinced that candy can't get any worse

3:24 they were too focused on whether they could but you never asked if they should

The "Deep Sea" monster is actually a very frendly surface dwelling filter feeder that will not intentionally hurt you.

0:09 Radiation or lack of food which ever comes first

10:25 that peter laugh was actually so good

8:35 - wash the sock.

2:41 For a frame there's an image of a fire extinguisher with an apron in a kitchen screaming horrified at a burning stove that's hooked up to a propane tank, which then proceeds to throw off its apron and get the hell out of there (p.s. why does the apron look like it's doing a pose for a fashion shoot)

0:32 as a goose myself, I'd like to say that yes, honker implants are wildly popular.

Omg I drew that Wes Weasley art back in 2010!! So honored to have my art in an Emkay video haha!

1:42 Thanks, I’m now mildly infuriated.

5:16 yeah toxic attack on titan fans started review-bombing bluey because one of the episodes hit the 2nd spot on imdb and they got pissed...

8:22 that is real, and I have seen some mothers using that at the dinner table. Truly traumatizing.

7:10 Yes, it is in fact a shark; and it’s harmless outside of psychic damage, it’s called a megamouth shark (yes, really), they only eat krill

Well done emkay crew

1:00 spores from your pores

9:05 that creature just reminds of the mother brain in the Metroid series

“Jack and the bean sock” killed me 😄

this subreddit gives me a few reasons to accept our robot overlords

3:53 yes, that I the character Louie from the pikmin series. Although as you can see he's gotten a bit of a upgrade in the details department.

1:12 every second your not running, mickey's only getting closer

You know I didn't think I'd ever see a Human Santapede sweater today, yet here we are

7:14 im sure thats a filter feeding shark, whether its a frill or whale shark i cant tell

10:31 Percy the small engine or Thomas the tank engine?

As a pianist, I can confirm that that’s how piano’s work. 100%.

7:11 This underwater creature is called a Basking Shark. Their non-hostile behavior due to them being filter feeders, much like the very well known Whale Shark. If you get the opportunity to see one, don’t be afraid. All you have to do is make sure you don’t get hit by their massive tail. Other than that, you can pet them and interact with them as much as you want, as long as you don’t try to hurt them.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA A NEW EMKAY VID

Thank you for the uploads, love the vids!

at 2:44 i got up, chugged an entire water bottle, and started reconsidering my life choices

+ Piano + Extra accessibility + A actual hand to hold

"The boomers had lead poisoning and we're full of plastic. Wonder what the next generation gets?" NANOMACHINES SON

10:36 I KNEW IT they’re evil

The snot sucker absolutely does exist. They say it's less traumatic for the baby, but I don't see how.

0:28 the fact that now you can buy actual croc boots makes this crazy.

If you're reading this, the work you've been putting in is going to pay off real soon! Just please don't stop! Keep going 💯🙏🏽!

"The boomers had lead poisoning and we're full of plastic. Wonder what the next generation gets?" cant wait for the next generation to get the new fan favourite R A D A T I A T I O N P O I S O N I N G

"The only thing we have to fear is giant radioactive man eating spiders"

"OH! mr piano what are you d-doing??." "Your keys are not supposed to go there..."

7:08 This creature is actually known as the basking shark. It is the second-largest species of shark only to the whale shark. Their main prey are plankton and shrimp, so you should be safe from encountering one of these terrifying creatures.

9:11 Knowing Spamton and his backstory, I can see this being canon.

Wtf that Peter griffin voice so on point the laugh made me accidentally laugh out loud 😂

6:44 a very cute baby 7:03 shadow baby 7:23 there stuck. 8:22 the snotsucker 8:55 umm... 10:22 AAAAAA!!! IT'S EATING MY SKIN 10:37 oh no

can we talk about Robin's peter impression? that was spot on

Got a Nose Frida and the little Ball. After the first cold of the little ones I threw the ball away. it has a sponge as a filter so you don't get anything in the mouth. It's an awesome product.

Nothing like listening this in the background and just hearing robin say, without context, *The Snot Sucker*

5:02 we actually have these in my city, my little sister did not know what they were. So when I told her she was traumatized x(

No I think the next generation will be filled with air and or wifi

Clearly this doesn’t own an air fryer.

The pet rug thing, we all grieve differently. Heck, my mom doesn’t want me to grieve so much, she wants to become an earring and have me wear her every day....I’ll just want my skeleton on display in the living room, but earrings are cool too.

2:39 The snack the smiles back Pop-tarts. That shouldn’t have made me laugh that hard!

everybody gangsta till you realized the big mouse has boneless ears HOW ARE THEY HELD UP LIKE THAT

it’s my birthday

I dunno why Robin was wondering what the next few generations are gonna get when the answer is obviously *Radiation Poisoning*

3:53 You have committed the 8th sin: Not caring about Pikmin