It brings me joy to hear Robin cracking up so much

I had a teacher who took my book so I told her if she read the ending to everyone I would spoil every movie she wanted to watch to the whole class who hasn't seen it me and Ms.Kelly became best friends unfortunately she passed away before I could graduate

3:15 i legit just went on to a colorblind tester because I was really confused. halfway through I was like "wait a minute, this is about evil people!"

14:47 Even worse, tell her that you rigged up her village with TNT so it will be destroyed when she logs in. At that point, she can either never open that world again or watch it be destroyed, knowing she could have easily prevented it.

7:31 this is very accurate, some of the most painful deaths in fiction that I've seen have been very sudden and out of nowhere, no long monologues as they're dying or anything like that. Hurts the most when it's a character you really like and thought for sure would have too much plot armor to just be suddenly gone

The way Robin got the giggles from the harmonica one through the end just made those already god tier memes even better.

Bro really ju�

0:58 “If I can’t find love, NO ONE CAN”

this brings me such happiness seeing robin just laugh this much

the sad death writing tips thing is soo true though. and if the series is long enough have the person dying be a main character in a previous arc so the audience already feels very attached to that character. i say this with confidence because i cried for a fucking week after reading a certain death scene edit: for those of you who want to know, the series im talking about is The Unwanteds by Lisa McMann

I dislike the ones that involve trolling kids for no good reason, but otherwise these are _definitely_ my kind of people. 🤣

(3:43) We need more people like this in this world.

Every time Robin narrates, I learn a little bit more about his and Zach's backstory and at this point I'm just too invested in it. P.S: I don't remember if Zach was another one of the narrators either here or on EZPZ channel. But I love these little snippets of robin's memories

I think Robbin should cover thiss subreddit more often, it's so nice to hear him laugh, he's my favorite narrator on this channel and it makes me so happy to hear him having a good time while recording his voice over

8:17 the secret to happiness is… to always think positively and not to be scared of anything because you attract what you fear and if you think about something a lot then you attract it more

14:34 - *have a can't of coke*

5:26 No what I’d do as an English teacher would be that I’d have all my students fill a “getting to know you” card. It would include their favorite book/movie and favorite characters from said work. I would use those lists to create assignments. Every time a student either wouldn’t follow directions or wouldn’t accept a compromise (because we have a stupidly strict time table to stick to) they would get a custom assignment. The custom assignment will be one of the worst fanfics I can find with as many of the student’s favorite characters as possible and they would have to either correct it all (if they need to practice technical skills like punctuation) or write a minimum of one page about why this is or isn’t a well-written fanfic, including proof.

7:37 I'm an aspiring author, and I'm already doing all of these with my wholesome lovable character’s death. Even sadder, it was her closest friend who had to kill her for the greater good. She didn't understand and her last words were calling him a monster. Totally destroys him. Making readers cry is a genuine goal a lot of writers have.

0:41 asking to borrow a torque wrench is admitting that you don't have one

The one with the tuna at 9:38 … I read something like that on Revenge Reddit. Sim cheater’s ex put them in his curtain rods. He ended up giving her the house as he and his new girlfriend couldn’t get rid of the smell…. They took the curtain rods with them when moving out.😂

I love how a lot of phobias of words have words that are "scary" with that phobia. Like AibohphobiA, the fear of words that sound the same both backwards and forwards. Or the "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia", fear of long words. It itself is a horrifyingly long word.

always love it when robin genuinely laughs and breaks

r/Foundsatan is quickly becoming one of my favorite subreddits. This is one of the reasons why

13:49 you've just summoned a whole fandom with that cake and the little girl's name

7:09 So, as someone who writes as a hobby and has been told that I'm excellent at messing with people's emotions with my stories, I started chuckling evilly at this part because this describes EXACTLY how I write out characters' deaths. Especially when writing fanfic and I get to go off-canon, I'll purposefully kill a character who everyone knows canonically survives and I'll make their death agonizing. I've made people cry with my stories and I will not relent.

14:19 THAT LITERALLY FICKING KILLED ME OMG

3:09 Zip ties are actually very easy to open even without knife or scissors

4:47 I would say "Something will happen on the first of December. He awaits. Shut the curtains. Lock the doors. Don't look. He hungers. You've been warned."

The horrifying fact is that the door at 2:02 doesn't just have no handle, but it is actually a 'push' door.

2:51 the name for the fear of long words is a long word btw, so the inventors of these word phobias’ names really just wanted to screw with the phobic

Here is how to to scare the living daylights out of anyone 1) Get a small piece of paper and something to write with 2) Write whatever you want on the paper 3) Place it on their car’s windshield so it looks like they got a ticket 4) Grab a bucket of popcorn 5) Enjoy the show

are we going to just ignore the fact that the catfishing kid was tweeting from the SouljaGame Console

I think I might be satan. Today in school I played a noise only kids can hear. Everybody was complaining about some weird beeping noise that hurt their ears. I am the embodiment of chaos.

13:54 that child is going places

I'm always happy when the narrators just crack up like that 💜

lets be honest, the dude who was feeding cats to the coyotes is the real satan here

10:31 I found it hilarious that he attempted to spilt couples up, but the funny part to me is this would actually work in Kangroo land. The theatre staff (In my town at least) would regularly walk in to check and if you looked like you weren't in the right space you'd be asked your check and asked to moved if your not in the right seat.

It's great to hear Robin being happy instead of being inexplicably angry all the time

That 3 yr old cake one is crazy, we might have a sociopath on our hands.

13:57 I wanna know what the bakers thought

FoundSatan? I see EmKay industries are expanding their target demographic, neat!

I think Robin found his new favorite subreddit

This is like the beautiful scene where you get 9 geese, feed them chocolate, gummy sweets and laxitive to release upon the enemy dwelling at night.

4:43 "Simlulation 48 is doing terrible, we might have to cut it off soon." ... "Shoot the microphone was on-"

9:34 instead of tuna, hide a slice of orange or lemon somewhere. It won't smell at all, even when it rots, but it'll still attract bugs. (Flies, fruit flies, ants, roaches, what have you.) He'll have a major bug problem and no way to get rid of them permanently and no clue why they keep coming back. I also once saw a post where this man talked about how when he and his ex split, their house was under both of their names despite the fact that he paid for the place, and she ended up getting to keep it when they split, so he hid tiny programmable noisemakers he bought all over in the house before he left (like in ceiling corners, undersides of tables, insides of lampshades, windowsills, undersides of couches and beds, upper corners inside cabinets, the whole nine yards) that were set to play a whine so high pitched and quiet that you'd question if you were hearing things, and they were set to play it at random intervals. He found out from a mutual friend that his ex's new boyfriend left her because he couldn't stand being in that house because he was convinced it was haunted because of the "vibe" and the "bad vibes" nearly drove the ex insane until she eventually moved back in with her parents and tried to rent the place out instead, except no renters ever wanted to stay after the first month and some even broke their leases to move out because the place "felt off" or "had a hostile air" that they couldn't explain. He eventually stepped in and offered to buy the place for double whatever she charged for rent, and she gladly gave it up. He removed the noisemakers from where he hid them and enjoyed his home. So that's another idea.

6:39 man was GULPIN

Okay but the writing tips for character deaths being more depressing... those are good and appreciated.

5:42 that kid is gonna enjoy his random roulette dinner for a month. while grounded.

4:37 "I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty" 🙃

13:34 oh my god that laugh made my day, thank you robin edit: IT GETS BETTER

7:40 All but ONE. 😈

5:15 “Oh, I already know the ending. I’m rereading my book because you failed to make your class engaging enough for my ADHD to not go ‘yeah, I think that book is calling my name.’”

The fact that by the end I couldn’t tell if Robin was already laughing at the next entry or still laughing over the previous entry brings so much joy. Please let him have this sub again in the future!

I have never laughed so hard. I laughed so hard that my neighbors knocked on my door asking if I was alright or being murdered (my laugh is shrill and loud, so they must've thought I was screaming) EMKAY NEEDS MORE OF THIS SUBREDDIT!!!

for the telepathically braodcasting one, I would say a skit of two people communicating about "shutting down the matrix in two Kihilas (a made up time)" and then suddenly pretend to freak out over "Broadcasting the message all over the matrix". Then, forever, humanity will sit in unease wondering if the next second is two Kihilas.

10:20 One day stop filling it up with ketchup but instead with soap on a barbecue day, once someone gets the [Soap bottle] for their hotdog, watch as they squirt soap on their hotdog.

6:02 the teacher was sent down from heaven to check if the kids are cheating

6:24 i'd buy that thing, dress it up like a normal person with a wig and clothes, and put it in the street outside my house and watch the chaos unfold

There were some bangers in this one. Usually these videos are "blow air out of nose" inducing, but this had me guffawing like crazy

2:51 wait until you hear about the fear of long words, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

The sound of Robin losing it just brightened my day.

14:28 his laugh is so fucking great

The Zip-ties are a thing that kidnappers do to make you take a few seconds to untie if and then the grab you…

Out of all the censor sound effects, the Michael Jackson hee hee one here has GOT to be the funniest 😂

2:42 "nomster" sounds like a fan nickname for a character who is known for their appetite

12:45 Oh you’re a mexican all right. Just not a super one

13:14 its among us they made gay among us

4:07 No Bring that to a party, the drunk ass people will actually think your drinking shampoo

As a McDonalds worker I can say with confidence, ordering all the pies is not the worst thing ever.... We have had someone order all our patties. They wanted each one cooked. They paid around 600 bucks... you know those things go cold after like 20 mins

Emkay needs to do more r/foundsatan, it's hilarious

the craigslist seller for the "be naked at my sister's wedding" meant New Canaan, Connecticut

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I'd place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I'll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I invite guests over and they decide to use this bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, "This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?" and let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap.

6:57. I have heard a couple of crows talking like humans. There is no accent. They sound just like we do. It's not the typical "polly wants a cracker" in parrot voice. It is freakishly human-like perfect imitation. So doing that would freak people.

6:55 make them say never more and put them in a English teacher’s classroom.

5:30 Next time, to combat this, you bring a book you've already read before, read it in class and when he thratens to spoil it for you, say "Yeah, okay, tell me."

I love how sudden the "and he started crying" is at 3:52

Don't kill your characters, make them lose all hope of ever achieving any of their goals.

0:48 what my family hears at 3:14 in the morning as I gobble down an entire rotisserie chicken

13:33 never heard emkay laugh that much

5:15 Now I'm imagining someone reading Lord of the Rings, where the ending is over 50 pages long... The ending to those books is practically its own book!!

That whole "getting in trouble for reading" thing is real. When I was a kid my "punishments" were so ass backwards because of how much I enjoyed reading. I'd either be made to play videogames instead (a random one of my mother's choice and she'd usually pick this one Dukes of Hazzard racing game or this disk that had old arcade games that could be played on a PS2) or I'd have to go outside without a book. It got to the point where I would try to read the nutrition facts on cereal boxes and try to feign being concerned for my health. Backfired when she stopped buying the good cereal...

13:20 But then the minor twist to the twist is that they're all ACTUALLY gay just they haven't come out yet. So they all think 'little do they know there is no straight man...' .

5:19 That's why I re-read books. You can't get me to stop reading by telling me the ending if I already know the ending.

8:39 LOL that's "Toast Hawaii", used to be quite popular in Germany. (like 30 years ago) We still eat it on Christmas eve as a weird family tradition that my grandma started. 😂 But it's missing a slice of ham underneath the pineapple.

11:35 don't do it: imagine stepping on it and falling.

i honestly love how some subreddits are just evolved forms of others, like r/Foundsatan is just evolved r/madlads

5:30 I would read I book I knew the ending to and just say “I already know it you failed” and take back my “the girl who drank the moon” book and continue reading about glurm and fryan

3:41 new fear unlocked: the fear of not knowing someone is screwing a screw into the ceiling were your foot is

5:46 Dan from gamegrumps has a similar but funnier idea. Hire the babysitter and be there to greet him/her. When the baby sitter goes "Where's your kid?" You go "Uhmm, uhmm... I want a cookie and popsicle. And I want to watch Bambi!"

4:41 "THIS IS YOUR CREATOR. STOP HURTING EACH OTHER, YOU FOOLS!"

3:39 - that car battery suggestion is genius LOL

1:54 LONDON!! You can see that from the signs with “Piccadilly Circus” on the sides

I think this is the most fun I’ve ever seen Robin have in a video

14:03 lmao that is epic

4:06 when we were coming back from Spain they told us we couldn’t pour liquids into a trash can. I had to chug a liter of water and they made my friend DRINK A HAIR PRODUCT (apparently they didn’t understand what it was; luckily it was a travel-sized bottle)

"May the odds be ever in your favor." She really did a hunger games

4:10 YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

7:35 This dude literally just explained all the deaths in Danganronpa. That game series checks every box

2:38 Me, who's been touch typing for 26 years: "Oh, did you change your hair?"

4:44 everyone asleep, or under anesthesia will miss this historic event