Racist Jokes! - mark normand

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mark normand

mark normand

Жыл бұрын

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@jeffmcloud2685
@jeffmcloud2685 Жыл бұрын
The racists are the only group who are absolutely THRILLED to have their own section
@jayash81
@jayash81 Жыл бұрын
But now the racist section is open to diversity, not whites only 😂
@Cj-pc4id
@Cj-pc4id Жыл бұрын
Seems like black people are too 😂 they fought against segregation now they’re fighting for it😂 humanity devolving at its finest
@cowel8734
@cowel8734 Жыл бұрын
100%
@colebyrnes7889
@colebyrnes7889 Жыл бұрын
Tell me you were born recently... wait you already did
@dhans9662
@dhans9662 Жыл бұрын
Until Uncle Ruckus joins in, then he's the only one enjoying himself
@awesomeapple-jt8jd
@awesomeapple-jt8jd Жыл бұрын
“Well we’ve had a few drinks, better go racist” got me💀
@jonslg240
@jonslg240 Жыл бұрын
Man he's gotten phat lately lmao
@MrMan-np9jg
@MrMan-np9jg Жыл бұрын
if you aren't racist while intoxicated, do you even have a personality
@blizzard1198
@blizzard1198 Жыл бұрын
Now I'm singing this song Ever since a guy clapped my mom's cheeks The man behind the clapping😭
@blizzard1198
@blizzard1198 Жыл бұрын
​@@MrMan-np9jg I transcend racism and reach a state of speciesism
@jeffsorrows
@jeffsorrows Жыл бұрын
​@blizzard1198 wait what type of species are you against? Allopatric, parapatric, sympopatric or peripatric? Because that will determine if we will be friends... or best friends.
@anderswidell4017
@anderswidell4017 Жыл бұрын
''Im only racist after sex.''
@zenhalimana
@zenhalimana Жыл бұрын
"It helps the meal go down..."
@Albatorwow
@Albatorwow Жыл бұрын
So many possibilities 🤣 "I can quit hating the jews anytime I want"
@zenhalimana
@zenhalimana Жыл бұрын
@@Albatorwow "I'm only racist socially when I'm having a few drinks."
@jakecalvert6728
@jakecalvert6728 Жыл бұрын
I’m a social racist 😂
@Follower-of-Jehovah-The-Lord21
@Follower-of-Jehovah-The-Lord21 Жыл бұрын
​@@jakecalvert6728 According to my Database; You should seek therapy, as racism was the root of 150 years of slaughtering blacks.
@joshuabrough2409
@joshuabrough2409 Жыл бұрын
Pilot: Do remember this is a no-racism flight.
@Hendrik2112
@Hendrik2112 Жыл бұрын
People being racist on the restroom then
@fireguardianx
@fireguardianx Жыл бұрын
@@Hendrik2112 It has the no racism sign there tho....
@panzerofthelake506
@panzerofthelake506 Жыл бұрын
​@@fireguardianx they hope no one will notice
@theconfusedllama
@theconfusedllama Жыл бұрын
Can I be racist in the lavatory
@Ebb0Productions
@Ebb0Productions Жыл бұрын
@@panzerofthelake506 All modern planes have racism-detectors installed in the restroom.
@MTChris
@MTChris Жыл бұрын
"It's your funerals. The kitchen is heavily hispanic" Lmao 🤣
@justinmarston4106
@justinmarston4106 Жыл бұрын
It's like he's worked in a kitchen before or something to know that. Someone else in these comments thought he said Hispanic because he was scared to say black. I'm guessing they haven't worked in a lot of kitchens
@romainjarrige3186
@romainjarrige3186 11 ай бұрын
@@justinmarston4106hello I’m French I don’t understand the joke can you explain plz
@MTChris
@MTChris 10 ай бұрын
​@justinmarston4106 what I miss lol
@Total_DuDe
@Total_DuDe Жыл бұрын
“Hey man can I bum a racial slur off of ya?”
@Jorangus
@Jorangus 6 ай бұрын
If I'm Mark I'm using this one next time i tell the joke hahhaha
@trevormars5370
@trevormars5370 Жыл бұрын
Mark is the perfect example of how to tell edgy jokes in 2023 without crossing the line. He’s so dam witty it gets me laughing every time! 😂
@christmas90s54
@christmas90s54 Жыл бұрын
His delivery is so well mannered I think even those who get offended easily will like it.
@eatabowlofshit
@eatabowlofshit Жыл бұрын
I think he crosses the line plenty. That's what Carlin said makes a good joke, when it's way out of proportion, exaggerated and over the line. He said a comedian's responsibility is to point out where the line is and to take the audience and deliberately cross it with them. That's how we evolve: by erasing boundaries, by crossing the line.
@josephdavis2695
@josephdavis2695 Жыл бұрын
@@eatabowlofshit I clicked reply on the original comment to say exactly this. I’ll save my breath because you nailed it.
@truelife1004
@truelife1004 Жыл бұрын
And if it don't hit he pays his respect to the comedy god by saying "comedy"
@coochiecrook_
@coochiecrook_ Жыл бұрын
Your mom gets me every time too!
@Beploziu
@Beploziu Жыл бұрын
I only hate one race: the one where I have to run
@WierdBoyzInc
@WierdBoyzInc Жыл бұрын
I actually love running when its my choice
@parkerbear1812
@parkerbear1812 Жыл бұрын
@@WierdBoyzInc I love me some fast dopamine, too bad I can’t go as fast as those hasty tons of steel
@LiterallyAWesternHognose
@LiterallyAWesternHognose Жыл бұрын
I hate all of us equally even myself.
@WierdBoyzInc
@WierdBoyzInc Жыл бұрын
I wish I could
@blizzard1198
@blizzard1198 Жыл бұрын
​@@LiterallyAWesternHognose never heard something so real
@abrahamhernandez7858
@abrahamhernandez7858 Жыл бұрын
"The kitchen is heavily Mexican " LMFAO 😅😅😅
@abrahamhernandez7858
@abrahamhernandez7858 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why I heard Mexican but it's still funny
@alansands256
@alansands256 Жыл бұрын
I didn't understand that joke. Since I'm not racist, I didn't know there was any connection between Hispanics and Restaurant work.
@Chino57038
@Chino57038 Жыл бұрын
@@alansands256 some restaurants have an all mexican cook crew; or you could say a majority of cooks at restaurants in the US are mexican or hispanic
@alansands256
@alansands256 Жыл бұрын
@@Chino57038 Only a racist would make such stereotypes.
@andreainselvini3568
@andreainselvini3568 Жыл бұрын
​@@alansands256you don't have to be racist to understand these jokes, just sayin..
@korvincarry3268
@korvincarry3268 Жыл бұрын
That trust thing is so real though. I made friends with a scarred vet, real young guy who saw too much. The only people he ever spoke ill of and was racist towards was the people he was fighting. It was tough, because what can you really say? You cant excuse the dead friends he has, but you cant excuse the dead on the other side either. Its just sad. Terrible thing, war.
@anunnakimenagerie
@anunnakimenagerie Жыл бұрын
Ironicly, the racist section is the most diverse section
@EnderElohim
@EnderElohim Жыл бұрын
and non racist section is filled with pure woke mafia XD
@redmin3r311
@redmin3r311 Жыл бұрын
Fr, Hispanics are hella racist lol
@mahadismail9569
@mahadismail9569 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, keep telling yourself that
@danielflanard8274
@danielflanard8274 Жыл бұрын
​@@mahadismail9569 And what exactly are you insinuating?
@Groovemonkey-pd4ht
@Groovemonkey-pd4ht Жыл бұрын
@@mahadismail9569 You will not find a city that isn't mostly white that is outspoken against racism as much as white people. It's a bunch of performative virtue signaling. Everyone's at least a little racist rather they like it or not and its mainly white people that shut their ears and shout at this fact in ignorance, ironically breeding more of it by perpetuating misconceptions about non-racist things being racist and that non-white people need emotional protection.
@eddiethebutcher
@eddiethebutcher Жыл бұрын
I never understood racism until I moved to LA and seen that everyone lives up to their stereotypes down here
@lie380
@lie380 11 ай бұрын
You nailed it. These days racism isn't learned from the parents it's brought on by being around different races and seeing the truth for yourself.. why do all blacks wanna move out of the ghetto? To get away from other black people...
@layshalay7410
@layshalay7410 5 ай бұрын
So that means it’s okay to be racist cause of a stereotype ?
@Justicejuice179
@Justicejuice179 Жыл бұрын
There was a segregation joke in the restaurant bit that was left unexplored.
@Solvernia
@Solvernia Жыл бұрын
Depending on who you're racist against that Hispanic kitchen crew might actually hook you up
@kain-5362
@kain-5362 Жыл бұрын
wym by that?
@thefutureisnowoldman7653
@thefutureisnowoldman7653 Жыл бұрын
​@@kain-5362If it's Mexican being racist against Guatemala could get you more food
@LunaticKing-fj3hp
@LunaticKing-fj3hp Жыл бұрын
​@@kain-5362you'd be suprised on how many "not see" hispanics there are
@kenpowerz2412
@kenpowerz2412 Жыл бұрын
Kevin hart is KILLIN IT
@the_original_Bilb_Ono
@the_original_Bilb_Ono Жыл бұрын
He's so good at fast one-liners that the audience can't even keep up! It reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. If you go back and watch Dangerfield you'll see that very often the audience can't keep up with the joke because they're still digesting the last joke.
@Himijendrix014
@Himijendrix014 Жыл бұрын
Great 👍 example
@MarcelPolman
@MarcelPolman Жыл бұрын
Nice parallels
@eesa4854
@eesa4854 Жыл бұрын
finally someone doing dark/edgy humor correctly.
@RandomGal_
@RandomGal_ Жыл бұрын
Really refreshing from a sea of just blatant bigotry with no setup and punchline ❤
@illegalsfromcanada
@illegalsfromcanada Жыл бұрын
Just because he says the word racism doesn't make it dark or edgy.
@moomax8952
@moomax8952 Жыл бұрын
@@illegalsfromcanadahe takes a dark subject, adds a funny twist to it. A funny way to see it and imagine it. Dark jokes are that, taking dark subjects like death, racism, sexism, and twisting them in a way to make them seem more stupid and funny. Whilst other people with distasteful jokes just point out that these things exist or publicly announce that they join in on such things. This guy does it right. He mocks it, and plays with the idea of it. He didn’t insult anyone but racists
@blizzard1198
@blizzard1198 Жыл бұрын
​@@moomax8952 mmm,but that's just your opinion the "distasteful" jokes you speak have a audience and in part of it when they have a good execution
@grantshearer5615
@grantshearer5615 Жыл бұрын
​​@@moomax8952 way to call the majority of people on the planet "distasteful". Outside of the west, racist comedy is widely accepted and enjoyed. That's how Russell Peters dominated the international comedy stage for over a decade
@sandhanitizer15
@sandhanitizer15 5 ай бұрын
You can usually smell the racism lingering on someone up to an hour after they were hating.
@user-pj7po7tr4b
@user-pj7po7tr4b 5 ай бұрын
This is true tbh I crack racist jokes in my lunch room at work, and I’m the most fav and funniest 😂
@arthc.castillo8982
@arthc.castillo8982 Жыл бұрын
Dude is awesome. Hello from Mexico
@CyrilOfTheWind
@CyrilOfTheWind Жыл бұрын
Being a white truck driver I get this a lot from the older drivers who assume that I'm like they are and just blert out whatever. It's like a coin toss if my coworkers will be racist at this point.
@jeff2209
@jeff2209 Жыл бұрын
You're white you're complicit in racism too educate yourself
@texanarchy666
@texanarchy666 Жыл бұрын
I'm assuming the 1 hidden reply is a racist person lol. This video just brought them out of the woodworks like roaches
@davidbeppler3032
@davidbeppler3032 9 ай бұрын
Just become a cop. 100% racist. Then you know what to expect.
@erikschwartz1214
@erikschwartz1214 9 ай бұрын
I feel like truckers deserve a pass, they deal with the absolute lowest IQ retards of all races all day every day. Just think of the guys they have to talk to who load/unload the trucks, it must be exhausting.
@TheOrangeRoad
@TheOrangeRoad 6 ай бұрын
Oh you poor thing
@RandomGuy2287
@RandomGuy2287 Жыл бұрын
i feel like that "Jesus christ" was a sigh of relief the joke landed because the probe at "bittersweet moment" got ZERO chuckles. I would have been stressed too 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@cootus5339
@cootus5339 5 ай бұрын
this dude kills me everytime he comes up😂
@Chris-yw4pi
@Chris-yw4pi Жыл бұрын
Comedy
@tamerjaber3771
@tamerjaber3771 Жыл бұрын
Comedy
@theodorerhigginbottom5837
@theodorerhigginbottom5837 Жыл бұрын
Comedy
@ssfc117
@ssfc117 Жыл бұрын
Allllllright
@Chris-yw4pi
@Chris-yw4pi Жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart is a funny guy
@alansands256
@alansands256 Жыл бұрын
Jokes!
@Cultono
@Cultono Жыл бұрын
• “Make everything he eats extra spicy.”
@Allyourbase1990
@Allyourbase1990 Жыл бұрын
This is pretty funny
@luke8536
@luke8536 Жыл бұрын
Such an underrated bit😂
@nickcitron2369
@nickcitron2369 Жыл бұрын
Love, love, love Normand!!!!! Killin' it, bruva!!!!
@SirButtah
@SirButtah 5 ай бұрын
😂 outside shivering in the cold to get off a few racist remarks is hilarious.
@mj6400
@mj6400 7 ай бұрын
This dude is comedy af
@hudsonhaynie1632
@hudsonhaynie1632 Жыл бұрын
I just got off my dishwasher shift! That last joke was golden, and accurate. 😅
@theproceedings4050
@theproceedings4050 Жыл бұрын
The best times in life are when you're being racist back and forth with your black friend, your Latino friend, and your Asian friend
@rickhunter6479
@rickhunter6479 10 ай бұрын
Mark you keep coming after us🇲🇽 keep up the good work😂😂😂😂😂
@ThereIsNoSpoon678
@ThereIsNoSpoon678 Жыл бұрын
That last joke was a hilarious cherry on top.
@williamslaughter8037
@williamslaughter8037 Жыл бұрын
Normand can talk about anything and make it funny
@SlushAberry
@SlushAberry Жыл бұрын
If i said racist jokes they would take my green card
@BristleconeForest
@BristleconeForest Жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious. I frickin love his sense of humor
@FreshTake01
@FreshTake01 Жыл бұрын
This man is like fine wine
@sriraj3910
@sriraj3910 7 ай бұрын
end racism ,🐵🤜🏿🤛🏻👦🏻 ,
@sriraj3910
@sriraj3910 7 ай бұрын
👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾(👍🏿)
@Joshua-jf3df
@Joshua-jf3df Ай бұрын
Gay
@moisesarellano9205
@moisesarellano9205 Жыл бұрын
This is true. I’m Mexican and I have a white friend. We slander each other in good fun all the time. Edit: he’s Dutch so I had to go out of my way to research how to slander Dutch people. Apparently the stereotype is cheap people who like cheese. Apparently you can piss them off by confusing the Netherlands with Germany He calls me beaner and I call him cheesehead
@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow 9 ай бұрын
^pick me
@moisesarellano9205
@moisesarellano9205 9 ай бұрын
@@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow bet I CHOOSE YOU! @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow !!! (Pokémon battle music starts)
@justinb2022
@justinb2022 Жыл бұрын
Everything he said is ridiculously accurate.
@JAZARISTARLIGHT
@JAZARISTARLIGHT 9 ай бұрын
Dancing on Lasers my guy. Brave😂
@DavyJones-sx7fh
@DavyJones-sx7fh Жыл бұрын
Shalom! Keep it up Mark
@kingbenjamin92
@kingbenjamin92 Жыл бұрын
Mark never fails to absolutely kill it 🤣🤣
@kellynolen498
@kellynolen498 Жыл бұрын
you know hes not wrong i save my extra spicy jokes with my real friends who know i couldnt possibly be racist
@ducksmoker8491
@ducksmoker8491 Жыл бұрын
Legitimately the best comedian on the planet
@PeopleGlobal-qz3gl
@PeopleGlobal-qz3gl 3 ай бұрын
“Racist breaks” 😂😂😂
@Siyamthanda123
@Siyamthanda123 6 ай бұрын
pure comedy gold
@whisperingoutdoors
@whisperingoutdoors Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@machinegunc1325
@machinegunc1325 Жыл бұрын
There’s also a good mix of racist and non racist people. Those are the non racists who tell racist jokes. That’s me
@matthewgo99
@matthewgo99 Жыл бұрын
No one cares
@introvertedillusion9769
@introvertedillusion9769 Жыл бұрын
@@matthewgo99 you cared enough to reply so I would say you care to an extent
@labanlabansson6147
@labanlabansson6147 Жыл бұрын
@@matthewgo99 I care, just to prove you wrong. Have a nice day.
@medfibezk8745
@medfibezk8745 Жыл бұрын
​@@introvertedillusion9769 "i don't care" "you commented you must care" This back and forth on a vast majority of comment sections is getting fucking tiring, can we do better? Be more original maybe? Just a thought.
@Eramor
@Eramor Жыл бұрын
​@@medfibezk8745maybe move on from those comments then you won't have to deal with them. You can't dictate what people comment lol
@EGGINFOOLS
@EGGINFOOLS Жыл бұрын
His temperature of delivery is spot on. Kinda like the ovens in the 40's
@XSCAPEMUZIK
@XSCAPEMUZIK 7 ай бұрын
U hear someone saying racist ass shit thru the bathroom stall lol
@diazokc
@diazokc 6 ай бұрын
Mark, you are the funniest person ever!!! Haha
@majinghost5809
@majinghost5809 Жыл бұрын
i think a bit of good ol racism is always healthy
@bolson42
@bolson42 Жыл бұрын
That’s disgusting
@--Valek--
@--Valek-- Жыл бұрын
racism is just unapproved pattern recognition
@gwho
@gwho 11 ай бұрын
Bingo
@specialknees6798
@specialknees6798 10 ай бұрын
I mean pattern recognition is the reason people thought human sacrifices were required to make the sun keep rising. Human intuition alone isn’t a reliable way of understanding the world.
@Daedalus1111
@Daedalus1111 6 ай бұрын
I feel like this is Jerry Seinfeld but the dark half.
@Thatonechugger
@Thatonechugger 2 ай бұрын
Dude jokes are getting darker than the lines in KFC
@CharlieSpecter
@CharlieSpecter Жыл бұрын
As a non white person, I found it hilarious when white people would be overtly racist about other races and looking at me to see if I agree 😂
@sebastienh1100
@sebastienh1100 Жыл бұрын
It’s called « virtue signaling »
@thedeed8740
@thedeed8740 Жыл бұрын
Fr 💀
@helgaioannidis9365
@helgaioannidis9365 Жыл бұрын
Ah I'm a German living in Greece and sometimes get that. People go "we have too many immigrants". I go "do you want to get rid of me?" The shock in their eyes when they realise what they just did 😂😂😂
@sebastienh1100
@sebastienh1100 Жыл бұрын
@@helgaioannidis9365 - you are VERY confused in your mind if you mix up « racism » with « immigration policy». Unfortunately you’re not the only one.
@helgaioannidis9365
@helgaioannidis9365 Жыл бұрын
@@sebastienh1100 actually the guys that want me to agree I shouldn't be in their country are confused. Because usually they don't mean immigrants in general, they mean certain types of immigrants and I'm usually not "that kind" of an immigrant. They mean they don't want Muslims to immigrate, when they say that. Context is king here and Greece is not Germany or the USA.
@brianburdett3463
@brianburdett3463 Жыл бұрын
Dude doesn't know what racism is
@bullballsallday
@bullballsallday Жыл бұрын
I'm guessing you're one of those people who would go to a comedy club and boo the comedian.
@cowel8734
@cowel8734 Жыл бұрын
Like people who want segregation
@brianburdett3463
@brianburdett3463 Жыл бұрын
@oogity-boogity woogity I'm guessing bad things about you with very limited information too
@ganjarulez009
@ganjarulez009 Жыл бұрын
The jokes are good but his delivery is what makes him hilarious af
@eianklock
@eianklock 10 ай бұрын
One of my favorite bits
@ClintEatswood
@ClintEatswood Жыл бұрын
LOL the "Comedy" on the outro is perfect.
@keifer7813
@keifer7813 6 ай бұрын
This was hilarious
@YoungStevieBeats
@YoungStevieBeats 4 ай бұрын
“Comedy” 😂
@ravenclawstudent6012
@ravenclawstudent6012 Жыл бұрын
Lmao mark Normand is such a great comic. Can't wait to him live
@albincarle5783
@albincarle5783 10 ай бұрын
This guy is getting better
@DeadBeastPriest
@DeadBeastPriest 8 ай бұрын
Looks like Mark worked far Amazon Prime couse each delivery is smooth af
@ryancooke1981
@ryancooke1981 Жыл бұрын
Underrated topic
@blackfeetnthebackseat-gp8lo
@blackfeetnthebackseat-gp8lo Жыл бұрын
The concert of the this man’s jokes are 😂 🤣🤣🤣#living legend
@ashdaddyactual6933
@ashdaddyactual6933 11 ай бұрын
This dude is such a return to form for comedy. No ridiculous energy or nonstop sex jokes
@seamonkey2010
@seamonkey2010 10 ай бұрын
so brave. such a bold and brave set.
@DarthDaddy627
@DarthDaddy627 Жыл бұрын
@marknormand that is the best joke I've heard in a VERY long time. You have true talent and great mind. Wish you the best
@n00dles4
@n00dles4 10 ай бұрын
you're going to be a legend dude
@agony9872
@agony9872 Жыл бұрын
The “uhh the Jews” while shivering cold got me 💀💀💀
@pain_of_rose
@pain_of_rose 10 ай бұрын
The delivery on that last one well it's your funeral the whole kitchens Mexican😂
@red2977
@red2977 8 ай бұрын
this was a pretty good bit
@S2C8509
@S2C8509 Жыл бұрын
I just wish racists also had a distinct smell. Would save me a lot of time.
@glados4765
@glados4765 6 ай бұрын
COMEDY!
@bahyasta
@bahyasta 10 ай бұрын
A lot funnier than the crowds' reaction suggested
@arturobonilla2489
@arturobonilla2489 11 ай бұрын
I think Mark is so clever
@BaelaLuv
@BaelaLuv 9 ай бұрын
Bro is the goat
@bassmoney1016
@bassmoney1016 11 ай бұрын
Safe spaces at college campuses for POC is an example of a racist section. Lol
@yng514
@yng514 Жыл бұрын
As a hispanic, shoutout from the chili's kitchen. Stop asking us to remove cajun and jalapenõs, we know ur white 😂
@NeurexHelpGPT
@NeurexHelpGPT Жыл бұрын
Damn it. How did you know?
@dangercat9188
@dangercat9188 10 ай бұрын
As a Hispanic (not mexican though), i don't like things to be too spicy either lol. Even black pepper is spicy to me.
@yng514
@yng514 10 ай бұрын
@@dangercat9188 lmao, neither does my mom but she is mexican hispanic so go figure
@mrrainbrow423
@mrrainbrow423 9 ай бұрын
"And then there's the *chain-smokers* ........"
@BhaiyaPaintingTX
@BhaiyaPaintingTX Жыл бұрын
Lmfao this was great. Saved it for later 🤣🤣🤣
@anthonytmein
@anthonytmein Жыл бұрын
Bro this is a GENIUS premise
@Fcertified
@Fcertified 6 ай бұрын
LMFAO!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aroh100876
@aroh100876 Жыл бұрын
The two things I hate the most are racism and black people.
@neuxell
@neuxell Жыл бұрын
im trying to quit racism but Gosh darn it's the best way to make friends
@floppyboyo
@floppyboyo 7 ай бұрын
I'd be so fucking cold
@1Capnjazz
@1Capnjazz Жыл бұрын
Hahahhahahahah. God damn Kevin. You did it again.
@JB-pw2rl
@JB-pw2rl Жыл бұрын
His comedy style reminds me of the one line zingers you’d hear on like the Dean Martin show lol. Classy and with style
@theofficialgreenkane9645
@theofficialgreenkane9645 4 ай бұрын
🥶- “Goddamn Jwz huh?” 🥶- “Yep” 🥶- “mhm” 🥶 -“Yep”
@joemad
@joemad Жыл бұрын
I like how he makes racism sound cool again...I mean come on people it's time
@Thatoneguy-ju6gq
@Thatoneguy-ju6gq Жыл бұрын
My girlfriends family makes fun of me because if I got naked and jumped in the snow i would become invisible lol (Her family is from Mexico, my ancestors are mostly irish. She could be naked on the beach of California with no sunscreen for days and not get burned, I can’t show skin for more than 20 minutes outside in Oregon because my skin will blister and literally fall off to the point it bleeds a little, guess which one of us looks more pale than snow white….)
@TheClassicMufasa
@TheClassicMufasa 10 ай бұрын
actually so true never thought about that but i guess becoming closer with someone has its perks.
@ohbitchuary
@ohbitchuary 11 ай бұрын
The classic would be "ah... I'm only racist when I drink"
@smeyely
@smeyely 11 ай бұрын
Underated comedian
@WestbrookIan
@WestbrookIan 4 ай бұрын
As a Mexican ,this was fucking hilarious,this pinche gringo Is funny.😂
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