Oh ‘ello Spiff. Love your work too

it reminds me of the ruler strat in shell shock live.

Oh hey, Spiff. Wasnt expecting you here.

Truly was.

Sup you kingdom loving monachist imperiel brit

"Hitler is a friend!" -Soviet Womble, definitely!

08.03.2022, colourized

@@NexusDex "Hitler, Stalin and me. The boys" -Soviet Womble, yes

maths* - Soviet Womble, definitely

@@vond5829 Да

Bombing run: "Delete THAT direction..."

Napalm: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF!!!

Nuke: *THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*

​@@napalaprenticemore like @everyone

Planetary collision: “hello darkness my old friend…”

GI Sniper: "From this vantage point on top of the water tower, I control the battlefield! Womble: "My protractor says otherwise..."

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fear the man who fights with a ruler

While you were quickscoping I was studying the straightedge

He is a trigonometry expert in CSI:Battlegrounds

How the hell does THAT work? Throws it with his hand: kills himself Shots it from the tip of a rifle: DEATHBRINGER?!?

basic math really shit granade aim + shit rifle aim = good rifle granade aim

A little addon to your comment. Womble shooting: Teamkills only Womble throwing grenades: Blows himself up Womble shooting grenades: Enemy team anihilated How does that work?

With hand grenades, you have to be closer, they have less power so you have to look high, and depending upon the game, they aren't always thrown from the center of your screen and can get hung up on corners. And once you pull the pin, you might have a time limit. Rifle grenades have no time limit, shoot longer and higher, allow more time to aim, and don't really get stuck on scenery. Just dial in the distance and shoot. That's my overthought answer to this question.

Womble throwing grenade is - Womble shooting is - Get negative x negative = + So shooting grenade is + Simple math

you should see him trying to use math to aim on Silent Hunter 3 streams

Weaponizing math The motto of the sniper

@Energy no

aim by proxy

Snipers, mortar men, artillerymen, tank commanders, logisticians, bomber crews, and pretty much anyone with a rank greater than corporal. War is a numbers game. Try to be good at it.

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TECHNICALLY, it's the piece of paper rather than skills, impressive nonetheless.

@@listenorelse_ whatever you do, it's a skill, you cook because you have cooking skills

@@listenorelse_ well i mean he did the math for the calculations for the paper, he didnt just print out some paper he found online

@@listenorelse_ He made the paper, you cretin.

so basically, storm trooper.

So basically, 360 no-Scoper

Safest place, is right in front of his barrel.. If you're an enemy.

He literally is... except his aim is a parabola instead of a line.

@@badebias eh tell that to that dude he fragged at point blank range

The whole group can be very quick witted at times ... and then you also get the same people singing "bird is the word" for several minutes, that's why these are so much fun

Imagine we could have almost made that joke about the Clintons.

Its funny because he is implying soviet is both eternally single AND old.

Sometimes they are quite quick, other times Soviet's editing to keep the pace, cuts half a second here and there.

Heya, a non-american here, what was the other one referred to, I only know George Bush

He's quite good at that, moving the pov as if he is the character to show personality and visual interest to the viewers, it's a really underrated aspect that he puts in

@@wumbosaurus9121 kinda surprised that people are just noticing that ngl. During the CSGO bullshittery series, I noticed it alot. Specially the "My nipples are asymmetrical" bit. The one where Edberg was making fun of him and him shaking his mouse as if the character itself is the one shouting on the top of his lungs.

@@estrife4892 Another example is episode 4 of arma bullshittery where the lads talk about wombles fingering session. He's in the pilot seat of the chopper moving his POV around, looking back at one of the dudes as he asks them a question, and at the end he looks away out the window like he's had enough of their shit

Lotta people do that

@@wumbosaurus9121 I do that aswell, its nothing uniqe

He really goes over the top editing little bits that nobody seems to really appreciate how much effort it takes to do.

I always just assumed it takes so long because he has to track every bullet and replace it with a "pew"

@@yunofun he doesn't actually track the bullet, but he does have to manually center any text over people's heads because that auto-follow feature doesn't work In many clips. He also has gotten into cartoon animation and believe me that is not an easy thing to do

The wonderful thing about Womble's shooting is that you're perfectly safe, just so long as you stand directly in front of the target.

@@BlackStar2161 Good to know.

The immersion!

And then showing why artillerists laugh in Math

Saw this as he killed a team mate

That is amazing and hilarious I was cry laughing the whole time and knowing that now makes it that much funnier

Love it! That makes it even more hilarious.

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Big man was just chillin

Bingqiling

9 months later but kill feed is delayed in rising storm 2

That's what the COD kids call a noob tube

That's a wargame quote! Fancy seeing another refined gentleman here.

@@Ragondarknes There are two types of people in this world: artillerymen, and targets. Also, the 'artillery adds dignity' line is, in addition to being an excellent Bluefor background chatter, a quote by Fredrick the Great!

@@blastmole299 If you're saying what Womble used at the end, the Mortar rifle, is what CoD players call a Noob tube I can assure it is not, the Noob tube is simply what CoD kids call a Grenade Launcher attachment on guns.

monkey's paw you get your tunnel. but it's sideways

He's working on it

This got me more than it should have

But have you considered something? That's probably the highest point of Womble's life. He won't be able to repeat that incident ever again and would probably never be able to reach that height ever again. Basically, the rest of his life is practically meaningless.

I agree. But I'm still waiting on that tunnel.

though they had a fallout with nevil or sth

@@trashman8080 they did, still sad though that it had to come to it, i enjoyed nevil and his incomprehensible english

@@crawlingboy can you explain what happened?

@@lucks4fools978 he said a bunch of racist stuff

@@purefatdude2 I’m gonna need way more context there mate. Considering what ZF says when they play sometimes.

Hare Krishna, you're dead

Womble with a machine gun: a threat to his entire team

@@7chanconn7 Womble with a Javelin: Threat to random villagers two towns over playing on their gameboys.

His friendly fire capacity goes so high it loops back around to being useful

There is no Womble, only Artillery Man

What’s the song name? I don’t remember it

@@FatalFrostbyte29 literally search "bird is the word"

@@sixthgreeny1880 thanks

Him having a mental breakdown and wanting to frag his LT is probably the most immersive part of the video

@@FatalFrostbyte29 Surfing Bird

Yeah, but the song sucks

And the song is 100% rad.

I thought he was paying attention to when he got muted, paused his singing only to resume when unmuted. 😂

The perfect use of a phrase from PAYDAY 2

We didn't land on the moon or on Mars by eyeballing it.

Soviet womble utilizing grenades properly. I never thought I'd see the day...

@@peteralexandergraae2830 Well he can't throw them, so at least he can shoot them

Maxim 58: The pen is mightiest when it writes orders for swords.

@@Smithers888 I was going to post that until I saw you. I am happy to be ninjaed!

And the song was used in the film Full Metal Jacket during the tank scene where Joker and his squad are being filmed and interviewed for US TV, so surfing bird is a classic Vietnam war tune

@@shaunhayes3072 You're thinking of Rock Lobster, which is by the B-52's. Surfin' Bird was performed by The Trashmen.

That is one beautiful quote

I've done it in Battlefield 1 on Monte Grappa. Was sniping from the second fortress gun towards the fort, and sniped someone from roughly four hundred metres away.

I do it quite often in tarkov, though most engagements are within 300 so it's not so crazy impressive.

I used to do it in PUBG with a scope on the kar98. My most successful games were doing that. Sadly I sucked at everything else so never got a win lol

thank god it doesn't take wind into consideration

@@alphaenterprise2232 He fucked up on stream because he took that into calculation

@@AceOfBlackjack Damn, what a madlad

@@AceOfBlackjack what stream? I don't need sleep, I need answers!!!???!!!

@@thx4chrckingin mathlad*

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Don't forget team killing to the max and missing enemy statues 5 feet in front of him

I have seen him play full matches, he is cancer to play with on your team. Spends most of his time cathering to his viewers, that his job and all, so he won't pay attention or communicate. In a way, he misses so much because he isn't focusing on playing the game. In another, he is choosing to play like a lost comedian with a go pro taped to his head, making jokes about the situation. It's funny to watch if you like the odd joke but most of it is him rambling. He even goes on tirades complaining about other players, instead of actually helping out.

Not to mention 6:40 literally every other ZF member would go for something fancy like a knife kill and Womble just hoses the building with an RPK.

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Basic maths ain't it; he's shit with nades, he's shit at shooting, but combining the two negatives makes a positive.

@fine scam

@@blakelarner1772 Like the Moana meme.

dude i would watch a whole video of him just hitting rifle grenade shots lol

The game wasn't registering his hits.

Im dumb can someone explain hiw did he do it

@@hhhh-cx1mb he made a paper version of the map, applied ratio for the map, then calculated his weapon and target range using the paper square and applied map ratio. Now you deal area damage (granade), you know the location of the enemy (using the square and paper map) AND the game shows how far your granade will go - thus you know everything and I recruit the Womble for my granade squadron!

@@matejbosela9093 what is ratio

And that's just from Rifle Grenades. You give him a Mortar, hell even 155mm artillery and he'll delete an entire squad off the map

This isn't his first time. See doomsday rounds from arma.

I wanna see try something like that in Squad with a mortar team. What he's doing is exactly what you would do in real life xD

You should see this guy in submarine warfare. A pen and paper is all he needs to sink all of the Home Fleet.

@@ardantop132na6 hell, the last time he uses the mortar he wiped out an entire resistance faction with only one shot. although it was his own team....but who really in ZF pays attention the differences of allies and enemies.

@Sean Hurley when the general area is "kill? Yes" Womble doesn't have to worry about aim

It's like when he went on a rampage with the doomsday rounds.

> "I AM DEATHBRINGER, HE WHO HATH DEVOURED GODS, SLAIN CIVILIZATIONS, AND CRUSHED WORLDS BENEATH MY HEEL" I’m fucking saving that line for when I finally go mental.

Too bring in immersion, he is appropriately THE GOD HELLFIRE!!, AND HE BRINGS YOU?!

What the fuck even is the paper and how'd he get those measurements?

@@MangoDoxin The map size varies but is probably found in the game files. Someone probably published the dimensions of each map, Soviet divided the dimensions by the grid squares and boom - he now can measure distance for indirect fire.

@@24YOA Could you dumb it down ever further for me?

Titan Uranus The papers he cut match the square on each grid of different maps, those papers have distance written on it as you can see him cutting and lining them on to his screen. Then he uses that to calculate in game distance to use mortar

@@titanuranus3095 Each map has grid squares. Because the square is an equal shape, the length, width, height, and a diagonal line between opposite corners is the same. Soviet is able to look at his position on the map, then the enemy's position. Using his squares, he is able to measure the distance between the two and accurately land indirect fire on the enemy with the rifle grenade. Without the squares, it would be much more difficult to measure the distance accurately. This is because in the game, the grid squares can be of varying distances. You can see some are ~80m across, while others are ~100m across. This is why he has made multiple squares for every map.

You didn't miss if there are no witnesses... Except for the enemy who you failed to kill lol.

You can says he is getting toggled by his team mates.

Soviet when he breaks out the paper: Death Rain

its more that his team sees him aiming and just run into his line of fire like rats and a kfc deepfiyer

Agreed

thats something i was really hoping to see in a bullshitery while watching his streamings XD

i literally awed in amazement, it was just that awesome

reminds me to the Doomsday Round Killing Montage in Arma part 6

@@kison7715 Omg yes, that was amazing as well!

Well shooting of a grenade is way different than throwing it

math is involved in one of them, Moka.

He's a savant

I mean Womble's not exactly known for his arm strength, but a rifle grenade doesn't really require touching grass :)

Just like math negative times negative equal positive. Rifle(-) times grenades (-) equal good aim (+)

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Drop straight in your own squad and you might even get some more.

@@hongkyang7107 Nice try

Also, "we're just making a pile of dead Americans".

Pro-tip: just leave your oven on all the time and you won't have to preheat it ever again

@@protip9727 this guy preheats.

@@protip9727 Instructions unclear. Burned my house down.

@@onebigfatguy Now your house is one giant oven and you can cook all the pizza you want.

Forgetting about preheating the oven is probably not a good thing

Those Doomsday rounds where just Share Destruction the path he left 😱

And the cherry on top is setting montages to absolute bangers, "Riot" and "Start The Commotion" respectively, with the firing/hitting targets perfectly on-beat for extra "Oddly Satisfying" points. I'd say we need more Womble-being-awesome-set-to-awesome-music, but at the same time, I'm glad it doesn't happen often enough for us to get bored with it, ya know?

Duuuuude, I remember that! That was amazing to watch!

I forgot about that!

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If you are a twitch or Patreon subscriber, he actually goes through how he does it, and how annoying it is, really puts the work into perspective.

It’s super fun to do. Once you figure out some common ranges it’s pretty easy too. But Womble took it to the next level building a map tool to estimate the ranges.

I've got a feeling everyone will be doing it now

I am stupid. What exactly did he do with these pieces of paper to estimate the ranges?

@@Matihood1 With the Pythagorean theorem you can calculate the distance of a side of triangle with the other 2 sides. He just made some paper with the intermediate meter markings of each map. He just has to find the difference in (delta) x and the difference in (delta) y. Once he has those he uses the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the distance from where he is to his target.

​@@NetAnon ...we are doing math now?

I mean, the devs in the anime Bofuri certainly managed to do just that. But that's anime. Damn if those last few minutes on the video weren't amazing, though.

Gonna be in the next gaming news without the bullshit video, local Englishman becomes one man artillery unit

@@havefeith they did? I was under the impression that Maple just found a new way to break the game the next second.

You add wind

easy, you put Cyanide in the mix

You act like people can stay on arty for more than 2 mins without getting killed by recon.

Either that or try his hand at Squad mortars

Been there done that it was amazing

Now that sounds interesting, i love artillery in games,. but it is usually poorly implemented. Is that game good?

in hell let loose arty is meta so they probably have counter measures. Here soviet was GOD amongst men.

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If artillery win wars, then what does air support do?

@@AidanS99 haha

@@AidanS99 airdropped “artillery”

@@AidanS99 An extra artillery that is too busy to do artillery's job

Yeah definitly a fuster fuck 😂

@@GameOver._. yeah it was a real flustered cuck... wait that's not right...

And also no wonder why the americans lost with these people in that war

I DID NOT WANT TO SAY COMING ON SOVIET D:

@@ZFJinx the subconscious, id driven desire has a unique way to express itself.

i shall put him on earthshaker duty.

@@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 Don't forget to supply him with the...Ruler! A Dark Age artifact that allows the gunner to use the now almost lost ability to pinpoint target locations without the use of Navy Auspex technology *says the Support Servo Skull*

@@Zentaen no need. he needs only a carpenter's square and a compass. did i *not* tell you that they actually got the STC for the ruler?

@@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 Aknowledged. Forgive me Magus.

Sovietwomble is clearly an artillery man.

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Thanks past Harry!

I love Harrh

@@MrNicodepies I’ve used this quote in games more than once now when I’ve remembered to do something ahead of when I needed it. 😁

I also thank my past self when things like that happen

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Your comment sub section is weird.

If I've heard correctly about Soviet's animating style: ALL. HAND. ANIMATED. Which frankly you need the patience of a saint, all the time in the world, and a lot of work. It's slow, but it's worth it for the High Quality editing we've come to expect from him, God tier.

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Actually am agreeing

Sounds like a great way to start a human barbecue.

To be fair, if they went with a more focused approach, they’d find some way to * only * hit themselves, so at least with “everywhere” they’d take some with them.

@@SimplePeoples like always they'll probably just hit everything BUT the target.

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I want Soviet and his rifle grenades to back me up in a firefight!

Doomsday shotgun rounds anyone?

just like the real soviets

Get this man in Foxhole stat, I need him running arty ops for the glorious Colonial Legion

It's reminds of when he used the Doomsday round. Like if I can't deal with my enemies with precision. Everyone will have to deal with chaos.

He could never crack that 8 inch barrier though

*HELLO?! 911?! I'D LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER IN THE HOUSE!*

Holy shit, kupo! I witnessed a murder, kupo!

Still can't forget the "doomsday round"

A favorite clip of mine

clearly Womble is only dangerous if he access to explosive rounds.

@@Tylerthephantom demolitions expert Womble

which is even funnier considering his incompetence with other froms of explosives

Ah yes, the Doomsday shotty. One of my favorite clips

And based

I meaaaan technically on kills it was the other way around during the majority of the war

Now that you mention it, teamkilling seems way more realistic now. Especially using 'nades while the teammate is on the shitter.

We had a pile VC had a Mound

@@LeonardoMastrogiovanni The military? Still pretty fucking terrifying. Our infantry (aka the Army)? Pretty fucking lucky they still have jobs.

He took the Womble element out of the equation.

@@pirig-gal Just to put the womble element AS the equation :P

Are you also British?

have you also been single for a very long time?

@@kuatasui1131 How long?

@@Toothspace yes

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most people don’t understand how a rifle grenade even works. soviet figured it out without knowing that he figured it out

@@m1garandMUSIC obviously they just jam mortars on their rifle barrels and they fire live rounds into the primers to set them off, all while squatting in a bush somewhere twerking

@@Chaosrain112 i know what you’re saying even though none of it is correct

@@m1garandMUSIC not with that attitude it's not ;)

That strategy has been known since the original COD games, lmao.

Hold my rifle grenade

@@zidniafifamani2378 Hold my portable mortar

@@giahuynguyenkim6389 literally 40mm grenade or 60mm mortar

Best description I ever heard, was that sniping is literally weaponized math, because of the distances, wind, etc. Involved in taking a shot.

Students: "Gladly."

The problem is, it also applies to taking a drink or itching. You watch a spot for 5 minutes, no activity, you take 2 seconds to drink something or itch yourself and right then is when they come. :)

Fun fact: you can cancel reloads at any time. The best way is to just hit 1 (for rifles/main arms, 2 for pistols) and you can instantly keep firing. It even works on the M1 Garand, which you can see the clip fly out when you reload. How does it work? Magic.

The good old 'defeated by FACS and LOGIK'

I just got PTSD flashbacks to Star Trek: Discovery

@@floppywalrus409 Glad (or not) that I wasn't the only one. 😆

Soviet’s clan pins the enemy down, and he wipes them out with rifle grenades!

And then he destroys the statistics with rifle grenades

In the trees? No...they ARE the tree's... Burn them...all.

Dear grid coordinates

One of my favorite memes

"A bullet has someone's name, A grenade is a to whom it may concern, But heavy ordinance is an @everyone."