The fact that “Things That Are Wednesday” isn’t in the top 50 is baffling to me. One of my all time faves

He literally did an essential viewing video for himself

The way that the top tier isn't called "Masters Degree" kind of blew my mind.

Mike's increased self-esteem and him realising that he makes banger quality content as the video went on is an EGOT

*pov:* Mike praising himself for 22 minutes and 46 seconds, *as he should*

We only cover the most important of topics here on Michael's microphone.

PETITION FOR THE LAST EPISODE OF PIGEON DATING SIMULATOR everyone is suffering king we deserve it :(

disappointed that top tier wasn’t titled “i have a masters degree” and the second tier “99 atar”

I just realised Mike fills the void that Jenna Marbles did. As one supreme dies, another rises.

mike's mic core values: - twerking elsa - masters degree - software engineer - it's christmas lets go home - ???

I feel like the only reason mikes still single is because people are too intimidated by his masters degree in engineering

“I started thinking about the Cars movies and now I can’t stop” is the first video I found of yours and I’m forever grateful for it and you

“Some of you might be aware that I have a KZfaq channel” *oh shoot really? i thought this was vine. my bad*

Yes. Twerking Elsa deserved to be an EGOT, I'm so proud of her.

“2009 was a cultural reset” should be in the EGOT tier

The fact that you watch BestDressed Ashley: My KZfaq Cinematic Universes keep colliding

i would just like to inform everyone here that my ringtone is: "Christopher and Gemma are playing with a lemon in a sock..."

“I know simulation theory. Do you know who you’re talking to?” ***i have a masters degree***

i work at a university and i held a workshop yesterday for about 60 students online. i asked them to share in the chat box with what they were watching in quarantine and one of them said "Mike's Mic" and then i got distracted talking to them about you. thanks for helping me seem cool and relateable at my job

was waiting to see the iconic EGOT “Things that are Wednesday”

“I’m going through an animated rat phase” is important to me

"things that are wednesday" is EGOT tier. just saying

Merch that I need from you: "I'm my only competition" The entire reordered alphabet on a shirt (also my roommate/best friend and I then came up with our own reordered alphabet after that video) "a cultural reset" "wash your face, sir" "that's the banger alert"

pigeon dating simulator deserved EGOT tier and you can’t convince me otherwise

If he doesn’t say "it’s Christmas, lets go home" on Christmas imma be mad.

my fav is “dance moms is actually about organic chemistry” simply bcs I watched it before my biophysics final to maintain ✨sanity✨

“That’s an A, ladies and ladies” Me every time he posts

Mike's life motto: "how can it be annoying and ugly, like pick a struggle"

can’t believe the top tier isn’t called 99atar

mike should make a video where he ranks his tier lists in a tier list

"This Power Point is for Dua Lipa" is an underrated GEM

mike seeing how much he's accomplished is making me feel like a proud mum

the fact that pigeon dating simulator isn't AT LEAST A tier 😿

Mike worshiping himself for 22 minutes and 46 seconds and we don‘t even get a compliment :(

One of those tiers should have been “I have a master’s degree and don’t you forget it”

Ok but I discovered you through “I would die for Claire from the Bon Appetit test kitchen” and I stand by that video being a classic. Like when I’m an old crusty gran looking back in history, that video will be in the list of top historical greats that I reflect on regularly. But I am sorry that you had to deal with all of the drama after the upload. That’s super annoying

Since the complement wasn’t issued today: I love the way you styled your hair today, it suits you and frames your face nicely.

This dude is like a fine-aging bottle of wine when it comes to comedy

"I would die for Claire" is what brought me to your blessing of a channel so it will always hold a special place in my heart. But like, bro. I'm going on a fucking re-watch spree now.

“I know the simulation theory, do they know who they’re talking to?” Yup yup yup

mr michaelangelo microphone!! PLS take the mbti personality test for a vid ITS THE CONTENT WE ALL NEED also i think ur a entp

Petition for a Mikes Mic rewind at the end of each year:

Finally, I have an answer to what happened to the Pigeon Dating Simulator series. I had been wondering for so long

I honestly adore that Mike’s idea of “backslash” is just people having opinions about his videos. No drama, no scandal, just fun stuff.

There’s a part 4 of pidgeon dating simulator being held captive. Release it or i’m gonna have start a petition about it.

the fact that you haven't tried to draw glee's plot is a hate crime

I really appreciate that you are one of those youtubers that genuinely enjoys what you are doing and loves the content your putting out, while also having a full time job, and not complaining about how hard your life is

Tyra's bagel is EGOT tier. The interpretive dance had me dead

I feel like you’re someone who Jenna marbles watches.

Tier A should have been called Masters degree in mechanical engineering

Mic being emotional and loving his incredible videos is just adorable. this is essential viewing content

Your ranking the Glee characters video was how I found your channel. The repetitive use of “zon’t zoo it” killed me 😂 Hard to pick an overall fave but the finding your mum’s flip phone, things that are Wednesday and reordering the alphabet are right up there 🔥🔥

The title fully sums up the energy that Mike exudes EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Mr michaeljackson microphone: "I think the thoughts that I thonk" Yes Yes you do

I'm shocked the M&M video isn't in here, that is a cinematic masterpiece and deserves more recognition

The cars one was the first video of yours I watched and I'm honestly so glad it was recommended to me. The sense of humor and slow breakdown SPOKE to me.

“as some of you may be aware i have a youtube channel” why am i always left out on mike’s important news😪

mike, my internal monologue has became australian because of you.

for the love of god post part 4 of pigeon dating simulator, this series is literally your magnum opus

Things that are Wednesday is one of my favourites because I got seriously invested in the rankings, even though its like a piece of surrealist art. I should have had no feelings one way or the other about whether that's a Wednesday or a Thursday, but I Did. Also, Twerking Elsa is a timeless classic that I go back to regularly.

Everyone deserves to find someone who loves them as much as Mike loves his own content

I need another Pigeon Dating Simulator episode I don’t care how it ends I need closure

Literally so wild watching you go through these the whole time i was just like "oh i remember where i watched that essential viewing" or like "I remember making my friends watch the elsa throwing dat ass in the circle clip" I have a lot of good memories of your videos and obviously you do too lol. Thanks for making them 💕.

I love reciting your bits to myself, it makes me so happy, your videos are such a high point on this platform. hard to pick a favorite but "pooja what is this behavior" is the first vid of yours I watched so I'll go with that

‘I would die for Claire from the Bon Appetit test kitchen’ was robbed of an EGOT

“Ladies and ladies” it would not surprise me at all if mikes entire audience is women and like a couple percent gays lol

The pigeon dating simulator is just so entertaining, please post the next part !!

Depressing is okay, I need the rest of the pigeon dating simulator!

Please drop the last part of Pigeon Simulator, we're already depressed luv let's get some more

“Videos that take up 99% of my brain capacity” is my favorite video ever and I watch it at least twice a week

watching him get progressively more and more proud of himself actually made me so happy 🙈😌 ty for the serotonin king

This was so wholesome to reflect on all of your great work & fun times

can't believe the top tier isn't called *i'm just an italian girl from new york*

You really said: “My biggest enemy is me pop a 911”

"self reflection" that joke has a master's degree

The "I found my mom's flip phone" video is an absolute Friday and I'm upset

This should be the trailer for Mike's KZfaq channel.

hearing that you've filmed the last pigeon simulator and not released it... electric chair

Just wanted to let you know I love your videos and you’re one of my top favorite you tubers of all time, I watch you to make myself laugh or feel better and you have so much good content and talent :)

i just found your channel out of nowhere the other day and like while this video is narcissistic probably, it’s perfect bc now i know what videos to check out.

“I would die for Claire from the bon appetit test kitchen” deserves to be put in the EGOT tier because that’s how I found your channel

"'Ranking the days of the month' is 'Did something for someone'" I'm the person it did something for, "Oh my god, 5 + 12? That really do be 17" changed my life and won my EGOT

Literally can't even explain how much I love this channel and love all the content you put out Mike!!! The absolute funniest shit on the planet, there's not a thing I don't love about your videos. Probs gonna go back and rewatch all the EGOT ones soon ngl

seeing this and seeing how many of these i’ve seen and seeing that i still haven’t subscribed to you was a rude awakening for me, so i finally subbed thank u mike

“Revisiting Amy’s Baking Company” deserves the recognition it has achieved. It demands to be moved to EGOT

"Making ratatouille but the movie is my only reference" is what got me into your channel, bless, truly one of your best videos (also, ratatouille is my favorite movie of all time)

can i just say, the first time i watched one of yours videos, it was the glee tier list one and that was almost a year ago (december), but i just wanna say thank u, your videos and your outfits honestly make me so happy and you are so funny. i know i’m gonna sound like a facebook mom but keep it up honey. i literally drop all my school work just to watch your new videos so thank you for just making me forget ab life’s troubles!

Your videos just make me so happy. Like bruh. Thank you. By far one of my favourite youtubers :)

me, a literal diehard fan of the Pigeon Dating Game *nervous sweating*

The fact that the flip phone video didn’t get in this is a travesty. It literally made me laugh so hard I cried.

tbh its been SO long since ive last stanned someone from youtube and you are well deserving of that. your content is genuinely great, mike, keep up the good work 💕

i really can't decide which one is my favourite video but i clearly remember that you definitely won me with ranking glee characters from flop to icon, that video is just perfect

tell me why I thought that 'A' was a Pretty Little Liars reference instead of the actual grading system 😂😭

That last part of Pigeon dating simulator needs to be released luv

it makes me so happy that you genuinely enjoy making your videos :)

favorite: pooja what is this behaviour. the energy. the intensity. stan

Did NO ONE tell you that Mrs. Christi herself commented on your dance mums video??!!

I can sense the chaotic energy, and I’m not opposed to it

I like the longer videos and I’m more likely to watch them. You are so great and watching you makes me so happy.

Mike I love your videos! Literally one of the few youtubers that make me enjoy KZfaq! The flavour! The energy! Just immaculate✨🧚‍♀️ love & support from Spain!