I’m so flattered to be platinum. Thank you 💋

People: *start rating the kids* Me: OUT OF THE ROOM. OUT OF THE ROOM. EVERYBODY. OUT. OF. THE. ROOM.

"I won't be ranking the kids" Jill: but my little Kendall😭

"i will not be ranking the children" we love a non-toxic queen "because they are IRRELEVANT" ah, there you go

Starting a petition to change how they grade my school work to the scale of “Platinum, gold, silver, paper, and I’m sorry”

if holly is not s tier i will disown you forever

“christi is platinum for sure.” *likes immediately*

i got so scared when you started putting holly up the list slowly because if she didn’t get platinum i was gonna start a riot

GIANNA WAS BASICALLY THE REASON THE GIRLS HAD A DANCE EVERY WEEK

Holly, Christi and Kelly are the elite, the one and only trio

SO WE JUST AINT TALKIN ABOUT HOW HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO GIANNA IS??

There should be another level above Platinum called Holly.

Can’t believe u forgot Gianna she’s been abbie’s og slave from the beginning

Holly is the best mom and you can’t fight me on this

This is the best video the internet

brooke: oopsie broke me back hope i can still dance vivianne: *gets papercut* hope I can still dance

Missed opportunity to do abby’s pyramid ranking 😂

If Holly isn’t at the top of this list- Edit- I approve

Me: oh cool a new channel, he could be cool Mike: “Christi is platinum, she *is* dance moms”, “I am a *holly Stan* through and through”, “Kelly goes *straight* to platinum” Me: IM SUBSCRIBING- HELL YES

I've been seeing a lot of comments asking why Giana is at the "I'm sorry" tier, so I just thought I'd add my own two cents. This is an 'Iconic Characters' rating, and while I agree 100% that Giana was pivotal to making this show function, and keeping the girls dancing week after week, she is not an iconic dance mums member. She gets very drowned out by the exuberant personalities of the mums and Abby, and she doesn't really interact or take part in the drama. For these reasons, she was at the bottom tier, but I believe if it was a "Who matters most for Dance mums" tiering system, she would be at least gold, and probably platinum. tl;dr Giana is at the bottom not because she does not matter to the show, but because she stays quite far away from the drama, and is therefore not all that iconic

If Holly isn’t at the top I’m gonna lose my marbles

Cathy has so much chaotic energy that she deserves her own tier

okay wait, here is my opinion because nobody asked. 1. holly 2. christi 3. kelly 4. mellisa 5. my little kendall- i mean jill.

I got so scared when he started Holly’s picture on the bottom- then her rightful ascension began.

“Shoutout to Vivian... she is the real legend of the show” Idk why but i started cracking up at that

Me, having never watched dance moms: Christi is platinum

Mike: *has holly* Me:”IM SORRY” ? Me: PAPER?!?? Me:SILVER?!??! Me: GOLD?!? DONT PLAY WITH ME CHILD PLEASE mike: *puts her in platinum* Me: oh.........................ᵖᵉʳⁱᵒᵈᵗ Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES‼️‼️‼️ >:3 ANOTHER EDIT ITS 2021 DAMN THANKS FOR THE LIKEEESSS ANOTHER EDIT: yall it’s 2022 thank you for the likeeeeesssss >:)

Jill should be platinum just for her cowboy hat look. THAT was iconic.

Gianna gets placed in “I’m sorry” “It’s what she deserves.”

Gianna was literally Abby's right hand woman I cannot believe this betrayal

I was about to say if Holly wasn’t platinum, we riot. She was so classy and her reads were immaculate. 😂 We love Dr. Holly.

yolanda looks like my therapist in that picture and its terrifying

Mike's description of the "I'm sorry" category sounded like a "it's not you it's me" breakup speech

Is there a podcast where Christi and Kelly get wine drunk and talk shit? If not, can we like make it happen please?

"I feel like her name is Christie too, is that allowed?"

found you from the pll vids but subbed just for the platinum ranking. you sir are absolutely correct.

I am SO glad Christi is getting the recognition she deserves

“i feel like her name is also christi?” “Is ThIs AlLoWeD?!”

can’t believe you don’t know gianna she literally teaches the girls the dances every SINGLE year and they wouldn’t be on stage without her, what a girlboss

“ hollys a doctor, so maybe i’ll be a doctor”... tell me why i had this exact thought the other day

i feel like there should be a GOD tier for holly

"Oh, just got diagnosed" is one of my favorite lines from dance moms 😂

As you sang the song and zoomed in on the faces - that was perfection!

easily the best rankings video you've ever done

Christi, Holly and Kelly need to see this

Am i the only one who thinks that Leslie should be at the “im sorry” rank??

I've never seen this channel but after the honesty and truth of this ranking I have fallen in love with this man

what about Ashlee, Jessalynn, Jamie, Black Patsy??? I need answers

Gianna I'm pretty sure is one of the main choreographers 😂

I love how Cristi is unproblematic and problematic at the same time

Why do I love this so much

This was at the top of my suggested page and I could not be happier

mike: ranks holly in platinum tier me: the intelligence JUMPED OUT

I’m convinced Mike is literally every meme ever as a person😭

THIS IS THE FIRST RANKING VIDEO I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH THANK YOU

Why did I just find this channel?😭😭 Subscribed

Me: has never watched dance moms Also me: watches this video in its entirety bc we stan

Ok but Giana is the back bone of the whole show she’s at least paper 😂

my new favorite youtuber? i think yes. so happy you’re getting the platform you deserve.

I didn't know I needed this tier list 😂😂

I've never watched Dance Moms and I spent this whole video judging your logic with no context whatsoever and I loved every second of it

Cathy is just one of those people, she could be platinum but is also just I'm sorry

this is a beautiful video 😭 and christi commented even better

You have the most likeable personality I’ve ever seen

When you put Kelly in platinum i yelled out loud “PERIODDD PERIOD”

I don’t know how it’s possible that your editing has gotten even better

This is the first vid I have seen of you and your content is PLATNUM PERIOTT🤯

I’m watching this after binge watching dance moms during quarantine so thank you for this video that I’m 5 months late too. I love it

he just didn’t put jojos mom on the rankings lmaooooo

i hate the fact that he has the perfect opportunity to say “hello everybody, welcome back to mike’s mic, my name is mike AND THIS IS MY MIC” and proceed to silently show the mic as he smiles into the camera. 🙃 AND HE DOESN’T USE THAT OPPORTUNITY

This video is everything

ive still never seen dance mom's and this is still the truest thing ive ever watched

Christi, Holly, and Kelly are the best moms and that’s on baskin robin’s

DOJA ON THE INTRO OMG

i am enamoured with this man

my soul needed this

“She’s zoomin’ dude” my gf everytime i try to see how fast i can go in my wheelchair

in terms of inconicness, mike's definitely platinum

ngl have never heard of you until this video but i think im in love

Ty sooooo much for putting holt in play the Queen♥️

You really did Cathy dirty putting her at gold, she is platinum. Period.

Oh god.. i thought he was going to put dr. Holly in the 'i'm sorry' category..

this is simply the best thing I’ve ever seen

Very much agree with the ranking. Good work.

“Christi” Me: she best be in platinum “I’ll put her in platinum” Me: okay. All is right, I can die now

top tier content? more like rat tier content 🐀

I don’t know if the energy radiating from this man is him being gay or European but I’m here for it-

Perfect Ranking!!!!!

Mike: puts Christi on platinum Me: if u didn’t do that I would have disliked the vid Edit: thanks for the likes

I have never watched a single Dance Moms episode yet this makes so much sense.

I love how the ones in platinum were like the most important memorable ones some of the most iconic loved moms of the show. And also those three specifically have shown so that they have a strong relationship as well even after leaving the show on slight sour notes. I couldn’t agree more with platinum.😍😍💖💖💖💖

omg this is the first vid ive watched of yours and i was soooooo worried for a sec u werent gonna put holly in platinum

Where is the Amy’s baking company essential viewing??? Been waiting for it ever since you mentioned it hundreds of years ago 😁

Me:*sharply inhales through nose* Mom: "What..?" Me: "He made Kira Gold..."

ngl i wish gianna had featured more on the show becuase she deserves so much more recognition

thank you for shouting out vivianne

Holly needs her own category above everyone else tbh. Queen tier.

“I mean, I didn’t say it but I thought it. And if I thunk it, it happened.” Amazing.

The most accurate ranking I have ever seen in my life👏👏👏

Nobody: Jill: mY LiTlTe KeNdAlL Also its Kelly can I speak to the manager hyland