Saying poison sucks?...... HE'S NOT COMPLEATED HE'S FAKING IT.

Y’all ever think sometimes Noah mispronounces cards by accident, but he has plausible deniability because of how often he does it on purpose

Noah joins phyrexia but still hates the mommy of machines he would definitely be with Urabrask the based

Man is the most Gruul player I've ever seen in my life.

i really love how you give these objective videos that aren't at all shrouded by opinion. you get straight to the point and it is extremely helpful

Kinda glad you gave Skrelv 5/5 Because mite tribal looks like it would be fun.

Noah we need a Friendship Tier List for each creature type. If Goblins aren't S Tier.

As a modern mill player. I was attacked as soon as the video started. 😢

That Jace is gonna end up seeing more play in self milling strategies for graveyard shennanigans. Just wait and see 😁

Toxic is such a cool mechanic. I love how wizards aren't afraid of tweaking a broken mechanic to make it more fair.

Let me help you with pronunciations: 0:40 “capri son hellraiser” 6:07 “caca funny scamp” 6:22 “Tammy’s toes immobilize her”

Remember this is the same guy that sold out to chat to remove his door.

I'm actually really excited for Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut. I've been wanting to try making a colorless commander deck, but there aren't a lot of good commenders for such a thing

Take a drink every time Noah says "alright."

3:03 big win for Skrelv bros

The amount of cards he randomly gave 4 or 5/5 for having Toxic was the true hilarity

I love that if there was single card this set that deserved a 6/5 rating it was going to be hexgold slash, lol. XD I also read and heard that card as "if the opponent is being toxic, deal 4 damage to them and kill them".

This is the first video from this channel I've seen and I can already tell you're a gruul beatdown player.

loved the Ultimate Punch reference from Hot Rod. one of my favorite comedies of all-time

this may be the closest thing we've gotten to a "serious" noah vid

You say the word "alright" so many times, you could easily make a drinking game out of this video 🤣😜

Can you show us your top 5 decks and explain why? I just love your way of explaining things xD

"Subscribe or I'll give you 10 poison counters" has got to be the best way to get people to subscribe to your channel

Your reading is getting better.

What about Urtet, Remains of Memnarch? Solo myr video?

Vraska did pretty well in my sealed draft deck of the pre-release. Most of people there used toxic counter strategy, the toxic and proliferate cards just made poison usable.

Alright, alright! sheesh just don't give me the poison counters XD

Noah convinced me to make a Gruul deck with Ruric Thar as commander, creatures only and punching combo decks in the face as the main strategy

New Atraxa is a lot better than she looks, especially in reanimator. Keyword soup 7/7 that can very easily draw three or four cards? That’s a game-winner.

impossible drinking game challenge: take a shot whenever Noah says ,,alright''...R.I.P.

''The only color to not being toxic is red '' Yeah but the goblin just kill you turn 3 witch sigarda's aid + Colossus hammer its a way more toxic ...

It feels like the joke for this video went on for like 5 more minutes longer then it needed too, probably should have been half the length tbh.

The original thumbnail will remain in our hearts

"It doesn't counter, it doesn't draw. That's pretty unique among blue." 👌

Thankfully, the rc had a rare moment of clarity and don't see a big problem with Norn.

This man has learned his teachings from the best praetor

Capricious Hellraiser might apparently seem a fast cast for 4/4 flying at cost 3 + free spell from graveyard, but this is actually not going to be that early, within first 3 rounds hardly you'll have at least 9 cards in the graveyard and 3 of those will be picked randomly

I’m against the toxic stuff, but I like the proliferate for my planeswalkers and +1/+1 counters.

this man literally just shits on every thing I like to play in mtg and yet his vids are so funny I cant stop watching them lol

A man after my own heart with the ultimate punch reference

Phyrexian Obliterator is by far one of the best black creatures ever printed... I played it in nonstandart formats for a long time. And - stick with me - 3/5?? I mean, that's underrated by someone who doesn't know, how much fun it is to play with it. TBF i don't like the art (original forever baby), I would give 4/5 'cose obvious things are obvious, othwervise it would be solid 5...

"... I'll will rank every spoiler from Obi-Wan"

Take a shot everytime you hear "alright"

Tbf you could run vraska as a sudo-arena that ups all your +1/+1 counters and removes stuff.

As a moon-blue mill player I compleatly agree with everything you have said.

Whew good thing I'm subscribed.. Can't go getting poison counters now

amazing channel!

Time to start every conversation with "i like collasal dreadmaw so..."

HOT ROD REFERENCE GOT ME FREAKIN PUMPED! I'VE BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL GODDAMN DAY!

84k subs lmfao! With this content? Well done. Idk what you did right but well done. 🤣🤣🤣

10:10 I think it makes sense as a Golgari ability as both Black and Green have haste as well as the ability to grant it and Green has a lot of creatures matter abilities.

u have been blessed by the computer raccoon even though you hate mill and poison counters somehow

Ok but the difference between wanderer ult and slaughter is you choose for your opponent for wanderer

Resistance Skywarden is a 5/5 for flavour and lore reasons ALONE!! He's Ogre Resister from Mirrodin Besieged! He's such a chad

I cant wait to come back to this in 24 hours and read the rage comments

I love the witty irony of this 😂🤣!! This video is hilarious!!

Vraska is actually really fun, but this is because it's a Vraska walker and thus has a gross wincon ult that absolutely nobody plays the card for. The draw + removal aspect makes it good enough without even considering the final ability.

Are you implying that all of my permanent spells aren't already historic in my Jhoira deck? ...well, okay, there's a couple Goblins and a Fish. Still, almost no need for Mycosynth whatever! Although It would let me make them indestructible with Darksteel Forge...and reduce the cost more efficiently. Nevermind, you sold me, I'm give it a try.

Bruuuuh I don't want 10 poison counters, so I subbed xP

as a kid I was like "I like these big worms" (forgot the names sadly, but there were several like 20, 25 years ago) as well, one of the reasons why I like green. But I can appreciate the little creatures too that either come in mass and/or get buffed to big/big with trample. Im a simple man.

I don't like going against mill. because it puts that factor of "yay, i get to play all my cards. and you don't". or just not play at all if you get milled out. now, people can say "well, what if for an example, your opponent is milling you. but, you draw like elixir of immortality". that would be a good counter in theory. in practicality tho, chances are the card is also getting milled.

"Wizards": HEY ' i got a great idea.... lets make a thing called TOXIC!!! consumer":what does it do>? wizards":ohhh, u know poison counters? SAME SAME...PEOPLE WILL LOOOOO HATE IT..

I have a slight speculation that you only like magic with one goal and one win con... cast creatures creatures fight... it's fun, kids can do it, but a little boring if it's the only tactic in the book.

Keep on speaking the truth: big monsters are good, poison is bad, and people need to know.

yknow i kinda wanna see someone build a poison deck w a ton of counterspells JUST to irritate this dood

Everyone: proliferate on toxic counters Me: so... One indestructible counter, two indestructible counters... Three...

You guys remember when Lord Xander was spoiled and everyone wanted it to be banned and removed from existence before even being printed and now it's really not that bad? The new Elesh Norn will be the same thing.

1:23 Tyrranax Rex clearly should be a 5/5 because as you said for Thrun, Breaker of Silence at 4:29 "whenever you see this text right here that says "This spell can't be countered," that's how you know it's a good card" and it has ward 4 which makes players that play any white, blue and black and any combination of those colors for exiling, destroying and bouncing sad.

I used to play mill rogue in Hearthstone, and sometimes as soon as I milled even a very basic card from their deck they'd just forfeit. Turns out some people play to have fun.

today I matched against a phyrexian obliterator player, and I instantly conceeded when I had to sacrifice 9 FUCKING LANDS

First time buying a Set Display, since I just returned recently. I better get some of good commander outta these

Didn't rate Sylvok Battle-Chair. It basically turns other creatures into Colossal Dreadmaw.

I've been playing for some time and read the comments. Is it just me or people are really limited on what they think should be part of the game. Maybe its just me but loosing to mill, poison counters, heavy stax or whatever strategy you use to win is fun! I really enjoy the game because there is so much ways to win or control the game. More that in commander there is 4 people around the table so if you're nasty, players will regulate you. To all the nasty players who enjoy playing "toxic decks" you are loved and you have your place in this game

10 poison counters it is then but I got that stupid white artifact horse that says I can't lose the game if it's on the fields!

Sometimes I can't tell if you're joking about the pronunciation thing as like a running or just that smooth brain. Either way well played

Red is really getting shafted this set

I already hate Thrun, green is the worst for kill spells, better pray you have your beast within

I'm really glad Magic the Noah reviewed the entire set, leaving no cards out.

vraann is a vampire thats why hes good

I wish Myr Converter had an activated cost of colorless phyrexian instead of 2 life.

Where's in the mind of a colorless player

I run a toxic commander deck but it’s pretty slow on purpose because I actually like playing the game

Harmonic Sliver could counter the enchantments with toxic by removing them, couldn't it? Cause it permanently banishes those and artifacts.

This set is a good reason to not play standard until the set cycles out.

You're absolutely right about Vraan, it's just a worse version of Elas at rare instead of uncommon.

With your ever growing fanbase the likely hood of seeing this is slime, however I only play commander and our house rule is 20 poison counters since it's half of 40 and ten is half of 20 for standard

How many times does he say "alright" in this video

"mill sucks and not fun to play against" And that is why I can never play more than casual, because my Dimir gets hit hard by the ban list.

When a red green player makes a tier list

I feel like this is just rating salt levels. Not the card, just how much salt it will produce. The more salt, the lower the rating. 100% approve.

How a phyrexian guy hate poison counters when that's mean the compleation work across muiltverse it's working?

So you cast Tyrranax Rex turn 3 and win turn 6? Wild. (it's green, you can cast this thing by turn 3 if you get the right cards.)

Noa I through you were completed, but you didn't rated 5/5 every card with phyrexian Artwork ?

As a blue player, I have to say I just agree with all reviews in this video.

I just realized he changed the thumbnail for the card to the mana cost lmao

nice another complete video

How are you going to give me 10 poison counters if you don't have toxic?

Did you change the thumbnail or am I insane?

1:30 it’s more of a completed carnage tyrant as I have said on the community post you made

I feel like poison should be increased to 20 for commander and even then I still hate it