Absolute gold. The snotty, Comic Book Guy accent while reading, the character breaking during the smart gamer line, the Chills theme, but most of all: The smoke alarm beeping in the background because its almost out of batteries. Truly an atmosphere fit for the king of creepypastas.

The fact that he's reading this with the burger king foot lettuce guy's voice makes this even funnier

8:18 bro locked in the chills voice

My favorite line in this may be my favorite line in any creepypasta. "He's too fast for me." I nearly died laughing when i read this over a decade ago.

I can’t believe this shit used to give me nightmares as a kid 💀 Truly a creepypasta of all time.

2:56 The smoke alarm beep I changed my mind, 10/10

The Chills music 💀

So happy someones finally reading this very obscure and underrated creepypasta, it is so scary that I almost dieded whilst reading it.

Best April fools joke

Smoke alarm going BEEP is the true creepypasta readung here.

Totally one of the creepypastas of time♨ "out of my peripheral, hexadecenoic, molecular vision"

‏‪4:56‬‏ my fav part personally

Occasional shit pastas? I'd be down. Also, nice editing with the fire alarms.

This is just perfect, I was listening to this a while ago but couldn’t finish. The know it all nerd gamer voice at the beginning was just too great. Im surprised you lasted that long without laughing but other than that the swap to chills voice and the constant use of the music throughout the video was another bonus.

The fact that that i use to have nightmares about this, like the story of anyone remotely scary what's so ever, and yeah I used to be terrified that Sonic.exe was under my bed and he was going to get me. Then again I was like 5 but still

Probably the best video to come out of this years April Fools. After all he’s reading one of the most shittiest creepy pastas ever.

We need an alternative version of this where it has some Seinfeld ass music playing in the back instead

The fact that this story is plagiarised as well is just hilarious. Edit: the story in question is called “The Blue Flash Drive”

I loved this oh my god, had me cackling my butt off. the fire alarm beeping added to the early child on youtube vibe too haha! never really knew anything about the sonic.exe stuff, but man, this was the best way to learn about this train wreck XD

It’s terrifying. What makes it scarier is it’s all characters you know.

This creepy pasta does hold a special place in my heart because it is the first one I was exposed to. I feel like the games that are based on the creepy pasta do a somewhat better job of being scary because they leave out stuff like the dream sequence and the plushie, along with the contrivances surrounding the story outside the hacked game itself.

What I’ve always wanted to know was, how come Tom was able to go into great detail on the alternate title screen, despite it being only a split second… Also when he’s playing as tails and he’s describing all of the guts and entrails as he’s walking past all of the dead animals…how? The animals have always been very small in size so how could he have been able to tell that eyes had been gouged out or entrails were exposed from their bodies?

This is why you never trust someone named kyle

just found this channel.....amazing narration...feels like i was really there with the smart gamer..

The scariest part is that the batteries of the fire alarm have not been replaced

Also just got to the end and I like the suggestion, it would be great to see the different video paths you choose to do.

The fucking fire alarm sounds sent me and when you confirmed you added them in intentionally it just made it even funnier, the spontaneous chills voice fucking killed me too this was unironically one of the funniest videos I've listened to in a while LMAO

the funniest part of this story is how often he mentions the exact amount of time certain things happening "i stared for 5 seconds" "he ran for 30 seconds" et cetera

Hey Peter, I’m also inbred and enjoy the Tim Dillon show 😊

i would love crappypasta readings youre really filling the void of humerous creepypasta readings lol

The dying fire alarm really pulls this together lol

The smoke alarm was a nice touch 👌

The smoke detector beep is pure evil lol I just can’t

I hope internet History Does a video on this creepy podcast that would be hilarious.

27:21 plz do so I need my dose of crappy pastas ever since what happened with Dillon

i still find it funny that the worst written creepypasta is the only one with a still active fanbase (even if its constantly on fire)

Crappy pastas and mocking is something I'd kill for (in minecraft).

WHY IS THERE A FIRE ALARM ON IN THE BACKGROUND?!?!?! Edit: Oh, it was part of the Fooling. You got me. Also: Crappypasta? That's an awesome term to use!

poor knuckled 😢

He's damned to eternal torment by a Sonic plushie and you're laughing.

You know how bad it is when Peter can't help but break character mid-read lol

(Ashley) I legit made popcorn to watch this

Definitely the creepypastas ever made, I also liked that beeping noise in 0:22

I soon as I saw the thumbnail, I knew this was a prank

I'm going to have nightmares after this. :(

This story sucks so much that it goes full circle an becomes scary for all the wrong reasons.

NAH NOT THE BUBBLE BASS VOICE😂😂

The fire alarm beeping LMAOOOOO

Now do the sequel.

Well you were always a kidder Peter.

NOT THE NINTENDO SWITCH RETRO SEGA GAME COLLECTION

The fire alarm should not be this funny

Bro change the batteries in your smoke detectors.

Change your fire alarm dawg

Delivery didn’t adequately convey the all-consuming feelings of primal, mind-shattering horror. 4/10

You better read round 2

this is my bible

Seeing this video on my feed as a exe fan makes me want to die💀💀💀💀 I hate the fact that the original creepypasta is so ass

I know it's an April fools joke but even if this creepypasta is a disaster, I kinda like it like an absurd horror movie xD a good nanar! (well until we knew that the writer is a.. hmm where's Chris Hansen? XD)

This was pretty amusing and is another reminder that the original was pretty dang bad. Not sure the creator knew what he was doing with the story (if he didn't plagiarize it which is a whole nother can of worms). I will say tho, I think the peeps inspired by this creepypasta are different... I mean, for the most part as some are still jerks and just as questionable as the creator of this creepypasta was. What I mean is: that unlike the creepypasta, the fan games, stories, and art around this has a lot more love and effect put into it then the original does, I think they do it a bit better overall, especially if you are a big fan of the Sonic series. I recommend the spirits of hell series, it's a long, but enjoyable one.

This is so scary my My got Chills 😧😧😔

You have to read "the thing in the basement is getting better at mimicking people" ITS SO GOD AWFUL BUT SO FUNNY AIUWERBGIUAWBNEGLAJWENG

Oh my god 😱😱😱 so terrifying😰😰😰😰

I am a terrify

What about ben drowned ARG?

4:55 7:36 13:00 14:25 14:30 15:05 16:57 17:25 18:29 23:08 23:39

Bruh nice april fools, the story is a 10/10, I can’t stand the Chills accent but I endured through it just because the story is so good.

"my dear friend kyle" sounded so pathetic and sad /pos janajwbavq ,, the fire alarm tho i hated it 👍 beat april fool's joke

yup, thatss a Birthday Joe alright! awesome cringe experience, haha

So uhh? Are you shitting on the original story or the community itself?

fuck everything you've been told / here is some chaos that can't be controlled

I barely paid attention to the story. I was more into the gameplay. Also skill issue

4:53

First Edit: this creepy pasta is pure shit but for some reason I can’t find to hate it because well one I’m bias to exe and two I like shtty stuff

LOOOOOOOOOOL

Please do Jeff The Killer next! It's just as bad if not worse than Sonic.EXE. At least with Sonic.EXE there are people that actually made very intricate fan games which I think actually are better than anything this fucker could make. Honestly slay, take his character away and be better.

Yeah i knew it

I got so scared i shidded and farded

fake theres no way a sonic fan hasnt played a glitchy game

23 seconds and no views? Bro fell off 😭🙏🏼

Blud thinks he's chills smh