unrelated but i got in trouble for saying eggman nega as a kid

"I curse to keep out the kids." That only attracts more of them.

3 years later: Those children leveled up and spec'd into twitter users.

I love how comedically loud the click of his mouse is

An hour and 55 minutes of children who dont understand sarcasm.

"You... You said.... SHIT?!" "That's right. I did say it, and I'll say it again." Glad I came back to this channel.

"Sonic came out 8 years after Mario" I'm so proud of him.

“Mario isn’t fucking sonic” I couldn’t be the only one imagining some weird stuff

i love how he disliked his own video

"Sanic isn't canon." Sonic Movie: *Uno Reverse Card*

As a nintendo fan, the fact that people got pissed that you sayed green sonic and pink sonic is histerical, we litteraly call luigi green mario as a joke

"Mario came 10 years because Sonic" "What? Gross, dude" Lmfao, I'm dead!

Did these kids not get the obvious joke? yikes...

Woah woah woah, did you just say Knuckles didn't appear in a Sonic game until 1994? Then who was the little fox guy running around with him in Sonic 2, huh?!

Sonic 06 is the best game in existence because of Sonicman, if Sonicman never existed the hate sonic 06 gets is well deserved

There is something so magical about this video, it captures a special moment in time where kids were still technical enough to use youtube instead of just some app they got off of the app store on their iPad while still being dumb kids that are quick and easy to provoke. I feel like this has been kind of lost, kids these days if they are on youtube they are being heavily shepherded by the algorithm into watching 100m view videos, their attention span is so blown through that they don't leave comments at all just consume the next drip fed piece of content or are simply not using KZfaq at all and are doom scrolling TikTok Thanks for archiving a piece of my childhood :)

Self-Aware Autistic Man Tricks Unaware Autistic Children: Extended Cut

I just watched a 2 hour video about hate comments. This will be the greatest story I tell my grandkids in 50 years thank you Cybershell.

The fact that these humans are now adults and could be nearby scares the life out of me.

"Say yes if you want to get laid" -Spongebob

This is why parents should supervize their children's internet use.

I watched all of this and honestly? This is the worst video I have ever seen, please make more

The fact he took nearly two hours to read comments and still being funny is amazing lol.

Fun fact: You can see Alex Yard & Knuckles at 34:54, who would then go on to collaborate with Cybershell in a Sonic & Knuckles music theory video 5 years later.

The amount of incorrect usage of "your".

What's a Manic?, GREEN sonic is DEFINITELY the right name

I watch about 15 mins of this video everyday. I’ll finish it eventually

The way he says "bad" at 52:24 cracks me up SO much

8:41 That's me!

59:06 that made me laugh out loud holy shit. this should be a series

Ah, yes. The time KZfaq used square profile pictures. I miss those.

Some of my favorite moments that i'm writing so i can just rewatch them easily: -12:50 -37:47 -58:10 -1:21:12 -1:37:23 -1:47:48 -1:49:26

27:41 "'Mario came 10 years because Sonic'... Gross dude!" I almost spat out my drink

All these kids complaining about swearing. I don't get it. When I was a kid we loved to swear when adults couldn't hear us.

Best video of all time, nothing will ever get better as this video that's like 2 hours about a grown man reading children's comments about top 10 sonics while he slowly loses his sanity, good video, 10/10, would listen to again

01:20:47 Oh my God, those comments in spanish are so funny, like, the first one is saying "This is very cool but I didn't understand anything because it's in english"... But the other one is just like "Speak spanish you dumbass".

"Nobody watched this video! I'm literally talking to nobody!" ...That's a pretty high view count for 'nobody'...

You should do a top 10 Mario and just have Sonic in every entry.

My list: 10) Sonic 3 9) Sonic 3 8) Sonic 3 7) Sonic 3 6) Sonic 3 5) Sonic 3 4) Sonic & Knuckles 3) Sonic 3 & Knuckles 2) Sonic 3 Complete 1) Sonic 3 & Knuckles Angel Island Revisited (AIR)

beautiful era of youtube comments man

People don't understand jokes.

maybe taking jokes seriously became a meme and you're just getting trolled on a whole new level

1:43 I loved how you can tell its a 10 year old who just learned swearing and is now cussing like a sailor

After seeing too many single-celled organisms leaving comments that sound like an alien's first attempt at human communication, this is nothing but pure catharsis

Everyone knows that mario has been around since the 1700s so that means he predates sonic by 15 days. BUT... the sonic parade float was SECRETLY made by nintendo. Everyone should know this because these are true facts that were published by sega back in 2029.

1:00:07 Clearly, this kid's comment transcended the mortal plane and became quantum; being able to truly understand the joke and not get it simultaneously.

"doesnt matter what situation: if there's a blue team, that's me" cybershell votes democrat confirmed

this video is so good, I love returning to it every year and just listening to it in the background, better than any podcast or whatever.

How the hell do you get a girlfriend from playing Mario Kart

"when I was born, sonic games were made" *kids who were born in 2006* 𝘴𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘧𝘢𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘴

This video is the best 2-hour condom commercial of all time.

He said the fuck word 😢😢😢

Oh my god at 46:30 the comment he reads is one of my friends. I’m sure my friend was probably joking but I can’t wait to talk to him about this, he has no idea. it absolutely blows my mind that it had to be him.

It's so sad to see that so many kids failed to comprehend the beauty of your video.

6 years later, still barely anyone can take a joke.

I fell asleep to this last night. This is some good ASMR.

51:29 If he would have looked them up on deviantart, the true winner would have been revealed.

21:08 is the pinned comment

2017 : Reading thousands of angry comments 2025 : Reading millions of angry comments

Whenever kids try to cuss at me, it makes the phrase " so dumb, its funny " come to life

2:06 "Am I the only one who likes Sonic 06- yes."

"ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH? Yes, but irrelevant."

8:02 back when ppl thought Sonic Unleashed wasn't good

"Sonic Is a ripoff of Mario" this like comparing Minecraft with Pong, you can't just do that.

"I don't have time to read all these comments" length of video: almost 2 hours

So is sarcasm lost on 12-year-olds and manchildren?

1:47:55 This hyena-ass laugh gives me life

This is one of my favorite videos to come back to

So starved for new Cybershell content that I'm watching this for the third time Cybershell please come back in less than 9 years this time

24:41 correction: It says that Mario was the first idiot.

this is literally "r/woooosh: the movie"

"Bunch of poops, then sad crying faces and then demon faces." Binding of Isaac spoilers without context

27:45 I actually love how one can take grammar errors and use it in a way that would gross one out in a clever way

is mario shadow sonic

Cyber's Hell... Three years later and this got on my recommendations. What a great video to listen to while playing Memecraft, casual speedrunning on Sonic Generations, or building cities in Cities Skylines...

This was shot over 2 years ago, but it feels like it came out yesterday. (I'm glad this video founds its way to my attention) 59:30 MARIO IS BETTER THAN SONIC! 1:05:43 Get some self-esteem in your life 1:19:49 Sonic is coping 1:21:10 IQ of 109 1:28:00 No Bull Suits Here! 1:31:20 Smash that Dislike Buttom 1:33:05 Mario is the Sonic of "His World"

This guy is a fucking god. 2 hours of this shit, now that's commitment.

7:42 is just fucking golden.

I'm more shocked to see KZfaq with square avatars.

This video is a fucking time capsule

2:58 Cyber: "I'm not gonna have time to read all the comments so I'm just gonna look for the best ones" The video: * is two hours *

3:19 Obviously anyone with a Sans profile picture is automatically under the age of ten.

sonic was indeed before mario, sonic fought in the Vietnam war.

24:26. Translation. Mario is the 9th sonic

I figured it out He was gone for so long because Elijah Webster came to his house and beat him up because he wouldn't stop swearing, putting him in a coma

Now this is truly Cyber's hell

Personal favorite “mario came 10 years because sonic”

His recommendations are like a time capsule of 2017 youtube.

If Sonic underground is so good, where is sonic underground 2?

I cannot believe people misunderstand sarcasm so well. It’s almost skillful.

I'm not even a minute in, and I'm fanning away tears. TEARS

Legend says he’s still reading to this day

Cybershell, I don't know if you're still alive but just know that you're able to make reading KZfaq comments beyond enjoyable means you have something special. Thanks for making anything from commentary on Commentary, telling everyone you're not going to do a video from 9 years ago, slowrunning Sonic Adventure or reading KZfaq comments. You're a legend

the 'newest first' comments are a gold mine of cringe

Now this here is top tier content that I can't stop coming back to, from the silence before some of the likes, to you're fucking brilliant reactions this has got to be one of the best videos on the platform, I need more

Are people dumb, he literally put images of Mario but sonic style and vise versa, and people still didn't understand his sarcasm!?

6:19 I love how the way this comment is phrased implies that the middle is a matter of TF1 vs. TF2; it’s probably pointing out how both Team Fortress games are literally Red vs. Blue, but the rest are a vs. b, but they use and instead of vs., so it makes it seem like the same is true when they mention the Team Fortress games.

Seeing how much nicer the KZfaq UI was just 6 years ago made me sad

Had another full rewatch of this video. Man, you really did channel Nate a lot in your deliveries back in 2017.

This is the definition of r/youngpeopleyoutube