Do the same you did with Mortal Kombat, but do it with Sifu, please I am begging you!

Banan.

Ranton can I translate this and upload it on Chinese KZfaq?

Rantoni, whats the name of the song at 1:01. It is quite the bop.

@@glairliquid5103 He can do IT himself schmock

JONKARIIIIIIII big fan

Jonkari is da bomb yo.

by humour, you mean the cocaine induced editing, right?

Agree

He even insulted in Arabic lol 😅

@@RicoSan112 and hindi

I don't know, but I think he dropped some Russian as well.

Or just plain English

@@Ludwig7231 on regular basis. His wife is russian.

i dont get the joke

@Wuchta It’s sexual. I don’t think the author meant it as a joke but for some reason I associate it to sex when I heard it.

@@WuchtaArt besically ranton cums quickly

@@kenji2787 Obviously in a sus way. "last longer".

​​​@@WuchtaArt It is a meme that men do not last long during coitus i.e. pre-mature ejaculation - so the woman is left unsatisfied. (Assuming that is what she was thinking about) 9:28

General Kenobi

Agreed, his style of editing is chaotic but also precise and you could miss even the smallest thing lmao

@don't be surprised no

Only last for 2 minutes confirmed

@don't be surprised And get that shit outta here.

And his eyes dart from looking at the camera to her, right before it cuts. Priceless

F but also W

wtf is a Ranton?

@@Patrik1st the guy in the video

Semi-abandoned 🤣🤣

Bruh, CoryxKenshin has a higher chance of abandoning his channel lulz.

@@jonz2804 Which video

That intro is insane😂

Next video will be in christmas! Les gooooo!

He streams every day, that's where he's been, go to the streaming channel on yt

...heh Shaolin monke. I like that.

Almost Max0r level of insanity

lol very unexpected comment from you on here

Hell yeh baby

Based

FIGHT DANNY SEXBANG NEXT

@@RealRanton Hell yeah! would be nice if you answered my Michael Jai White question.

That's the REALLY shit annoying part about the game for me as someone who speaks both Cantonese & Mandarin. Just fuckin' pick one & stick with it goddamnit!!!

@@FalconWindblader As someone who just bought it on Xbox it does have Cantonese now! 😊

Too much for me but I can see why people like it.

@@mikeexits same, i dont like it

@@philthethotdestroyer4194 then leave

@@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419 Nothing wrong with stopping by to see what's up, sharing our thoughts, and leaving. That's what I did, until I saw your comment. Now I'm back replying. And here I go again, seeya.

@@mikeexits Respect+

Why are you under every video ever

We meet again

We meet again

Wassup

cough taking inspiration from twomad

sorry bot that acting like ranton i dont think i will

The second channel has been a nice way of getting my Ranton fix

ye his streams made it seems like he never left

@@fabioenchillada2278 its cool to see he streams so often when you think of his first stream where he was so, sooo nervous and scared he fck up :D but it turned out great

wait what?

I wouldn't have it any other way lol

Its called a fit... Its not asthma

His editing is on crack

Thank you bro 🙏

oh you should check out his other reviews, I've seen them all but I keep rewatching them over and over cause funi

Real fights don't always end up in wrestling either. Get that footwork up.

its said enough.

yeah most fights that i've seen or been in have been a lot of striking without any strikes being actually landed until one actually does and someone gets knocked out

@@shoyupacket5572 most street fights are just throwing as many haymakers as possible until someone breaks it up or someone gets knocked out

True i was in a fight and i can tell whoever punches first wins literally knocked the guy down with one and then keep hitting when they are down until knocked unconscious then get arrested and pay a big fine if you are an idiot like me

one word: Love

cant wait to see if he makes fun of quantum tv for a future elden ring review

Cant wait 2 see it

@Russell White Savage

ياخي ذبحني 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@Sf-at والله لخمني😂

what does it mean?

@@KenLinx "may allah does not bless you, may allah break your hands, you animal you son of a dog " that's what he said

😂😂

Grotesque

go on, finish it.

😂😂😂

was it tho? o.O

no the game is spelled sifu so he is just saying the games name

smh

The game is fucking called Sifu, sit down

He was saying it should be called "Shifu" but it's called "Sifu" instead.

@@harsha8976 yes exactly so when he is saying sifu he is referring to the game but the actual word should be shifu in this context

absolver was too focused on pvp, alot of people wanted more of a pve game, the last udpate was that pve dungeon, but the game was already dead. F

@@SuperKratosgamer The other problem with Absolver was they were super slow at responding, partially because they were spending a lot of time on the content as opposed to balancing. By the time the PvE stuff came out people had dropped the game because of the fast move spamming and stuff.

There was also the consistent overcorrection with their balance updates that totally shifted the meta each time, making pvp investment harder than it already was. That being said, I still fucking love the game and I partially hold onto the hope of them coming back to it with enough proceeds from Sifu like they'd said iirc

@@Zevox144 they said early in Sifu development that they "would love to" go back to Absolver if Sifu is successful enough that they can afford to do so, but made no promises and more recent dev comments make it sound unlikely that they will. Which is unfortunate, but also understandable. Absolver was left in a bad state and really deserved better. Part of the problem is, like you said, very swingy balance "fixes" (many of which broke more than they fixed, and a few of which got rolled back because they didn't work as intended). But more important than that was the devs being utterly tone-deaf with a lot of feedback. They got clear "please make this change because of this reason" explanations from players who understood the game better than they did, and they listened, but then somehow missed the point so hard it hurt. This wasn't just a problem late in the game's life, it happened right from the start. Best example is actually how they handled feedback from the game's beta testing. The single most common piece of feedback was "let us remap the style ability inputs" followed immediately by "let us remap the movement keys to be AZERTY-friendly or to use ESDF instead of WASD" with other requests for control remapping as a general thing being a distant third place, but still more prevalent as feedback than any of the balance concerns. The response was, of course, to assure players that control remapping would be available in the game on launch. And on launch, you could remap the controls... *EXCEPT* for several specific inputs which were mapped to keys that prevented you from making AZERTY-friendly layouts or using ESDF, and the style ability inputs that were the single most critical piece of feedback people gave the devs as being neecessary to remap. Similarly, when coming into Downfall, the game balance was in a really good place before it came out. There was recurring feedback about the frame data not being accurate, and asking the devs to change the numbers to actually line up with how the game works - specifically saying the balance was good as it was, but the numbers being displayed were confusing people because there were moves for which they were inaccurate (but those moves were balanced in how they behaved). Their response was instead to change the timing of the attacks to more closely match the numbers, completely ruining game balance, and the subsequent updates were never able to clean that mess up fully. Adding onto this, the way they calculated frame data didn't line up with how they actually handled attacks in the game, so even after "fixing" it, some moves have inaccurate frame data.

Hey, I still play absolver, it's a fine game

Got Absolver the same day Sifu released but it was so confusing and no one was playing so I haven’t played it since then

I wish you can beat the game at 10 yr old, where if your really good you de age more.

J'oublie qu'il parle le français et chaque vidéo je me fais surprendre mdr

Yessss, same!

Dich hier zu finden war irgendwie zu erwarten :) Spricht wohl für meinen Geschmack xD

Oh hey, Sorbus. Du auch hier?

Qui pouvait l'imaginer

Nice observations. I'm sure Aikido is a great movement exploration "hobby" and can be effective for a relatively small group of people in the long run. However, you NEVER see it used in real challenging combat and dominate (e.g. a skinny guy against a big bad and experienced criminal brawler). The same goes for many other styles. It seems to me that strikes are the main tools of real hand to hand combat. What Aikido does seems to me like master level moves a great warrior learns after many years of practice and uses as embellishments on top of the main bread and butter strikes. To extract such "embellishments" and build a whole martial art around them certainly seems like an interesting approach 😅

Can't argue with that 👿

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