Lol yup, the modern day road map with all boxes checked.

Exactly, and we can never allow a sister to be shaded by an overly competent male sibling. So it's off to the land of the courageous but meaningless self-sacrifice. Adieu, farewell and goodbye.

I hate how Dijimon is wasted in almost everything he’s in nowadays - *Bare in Mind* this was the guy who outshined Leonardo Dicaprio in Blood Diamond.. I need to see him as a lead again.

He could have lived but chose to die for absolutely no reason.

@@jonfreeman9682 He died for a reason... Of course the reason is so that his sister can shine, but it was the reason...

Try drinking when they say “a farmer”. They must have said it 15. Times in an hour.

​@bayareachicano7452its cuz u are not a sane person 🥲

Do you need liver replacement?

Slow motion shots are a little much I agree 😅

lmfao

How dare you question the reasoning of our protagonist? A war hero. Valedictorian of the imperial military academy. Napoleon come again. Surely you fail to see the tactical genius of letting the scum and villains in on your business.

When the audience is stupid, the writing can be stupid. And if you're shelling out money to see about 99% of anything released within the last 5 or so years, you're stupid. I can't even find a movie at home, in my recliner, with multiple streaming apps at my disposal. I'll surf for a half hour, not even finding a "maybe" candidate. Its like they've taken away all the good movies and switched them with idiotic clones. The theater is just a magnetized version of this. About 99% is unwatchable.

Yeah 100%. I'm a former criminal and we avoid using eachother birthname like the plague. Especially in public places and on the phone. Each and everyone of us had nicknames and aliases... Often several for different levels of "circle" around us. It's as common as using a burner phone. Not saying criminal is the same as rebel, but i'd expect actual rebels to be smart enough to use these precautions too unless they're very high profile.

​@@user-pc5qj2ix2cits also such an easy opportunity for a bit of levity with their codenames

The whole thing was nonsense, the plot was just going location to location to meet people. It was absurd.

Zack Snyder is the director most hated by wankers, but we like his films, when some cry and make stupid videos like this, he continues to gain visibility and success all over the world, cry more losers😂😂😂🤣

Very true that’s exactly how I feel about Rian Johnson.

this movie looks like shit lmao

@@johnny.V03bro makes good movies tho. Except for last Jedi

​@@johnny.V03 Johnson is very much capable of writing excellent movies. But whoever thought "this man should do Star wars" should have been fired on the spot.

AI isn't evil because it's bad at replicating humans, it's evil because it's so good. You'll never know when you're watching an AI movie. For all you know, you might've seen some already.

@@thecandlemaker1329 go ask ChatGPT to write an episode of your favourite sitcom. Then come back and write that again.

​@@Marque734It's still in its infancy. A year ago it couldn't even do that.

Spot on.

@@thecandlemaker1329 AI can only be as smart and/or good as the humans feeding it with data

Well, you can look at it as a cationary tale. We live in some kind of "high tech" civilisation. But GMO do not work as advertised, hydroponics can not work at the scale we need, and we can not eat bitcoins... No grains, no food, no people...

Well, they would still need food and it was probably useful as a form of suppression.

Yeah it seemed odd that they expect us to get behind the idea that a galaxy spanning empire wants to feed its army w/the product produced from a single small village that farms exclusively through muscle w/out any advanced farming tech. How much food can they possibly make? If an army in that setting needs food they gonna need way more than that, and they are the official army so they probably have money to simply buy. The village is just way too insignificant to have the importance accorded to it that it apparently has. A galaxy spanning empire wouldn't send armies out without provisions or an established means to get needed provisions. Such an army would still need to resupply, but there'd be some sort of system in place to provide for this supply. If they just raid their own lands for food, if that's their system, this could result in oppression of farmers, sure, but it would be a trickle down effect, the army would just show up at a depot that sells food in the bulk quantities it needs and in the great variety it needs, and processed already, and buy or requisition it by legal right at which point the depot owners would pass the expense on down the line, and that's where the oppression would come from. They wouldn't go farm to farm manually collecting the unprocessed food product themselves. And this village makes grains or whatever, so they'd go through a lot of effort, harming their own empire in the process, harming future ongoing supplies, and they'd get a bunch of unprocessed grains as a result. And why does this moon with good soil have only one village making food on it. I didn't hate the movie. Had fun watching hte action scenes. Was worth the watch for free as a surprise offering through netflix. But stuff like the above was like a splinter in my mind as I watched. With more splinters to come as I progressed.

A bit like Russia's invasion of Ukraine

That was just a regiment not the entire empire. Why do you presume to understand their level of advancement, are you one of the writers perhaps?

Cavill will nail it if Amazon doesn’t ruin it with the weird s*** they like to do. LOTR show was a disaster….

There wasn’t even the showdown they planned they just fought a some port when the trailers showed them fighting in the village

It’s virtually a shot for shot remake of 1954 seven samurai made by Akira Kirasawa

@@player_566-1 there's 2 movies. the 2nd one has the village fight in it, it's literally half the 2nd movie.

Right?! I was like “What are these Nazi ass outfits doing in this movie?” 💀

No... but he should be.

" is Hugo boss the only fashion designer in the galaxy?" God I wish

AFguides, you here? lol

@@aaronwalker1549nazis are based tho

Beautiful story, i almost wept.

@@DarrenMarsh-kx8hd I’m clenching my phone as I poop it’s really hard making me sweat Reading this

I went to the cinema on a Friday after work back in 79,because Ide heard about this movie called Star Wars ,I stayed till 2:30 in the morning,just going out to get another ticket then straight back in for the next session, then did it again the next Friday ,fell asleep on the train going home ,woke up to find the train I was in had been put in a yard ,finally got home at 6 in the morning to my petrified mother who had called me in to the police as a missing person, ah yes that’s what Star Wars did to me

One day in 1977, I went to the theater to watch a movie, didn't know which I'd choose. Saw the publicity pics in the lobby for one, some sci fi thing with a guy standing near what I thought was an unusual monorail car. Thought "Why not?" Watched the film, walked back outside to see a line stretching into the parking lot. Got back in the queue and didn't even mind the wait. That is my introduction to the "Star Wars" story. Spent each night the next week watching that flick, then tapered off to once or twice a week. As cheesy as that reel of celluloid is, no other film has had that kind of effect on me.

The second you said, "In 1977 I was standing in line..." I knew what you were talking about. I had nearly the same experience. I was cut from the first showing and saw Empire of the Ants instead, but I stayed up for a Star Wars that night.

Lol I thought it was very much a hippogriff tamed like a Pandoran banshee by Aquaman

😂😂😂

Because the gunner shot their balance system underneith. At least that is what bloodaxe did.

He'll be back for part 2

Lol great point, they gave him a bunch of screen time even some lines just to chuck him to the side, pretty stupid.

Couldn't help but notice that too.

It's almost like this is half of a two-part movie or something....

He'll be back? I won't

"GO AWAY NOOOW!!!"😁

😆👍👍​@@mkk-un9nz

Best comment I've seen. I don't think the Drinker even expended two beers for this critique.

Wait till mauler carves it up

@@erickortiz6806 Those are gonna be some premium cuts.

My thinking on that has to do with reoccurring grain. They’d get what they want from the farmer and maybe not the space port So long term over short I guess

Was pretty good movie.

Did they supply the space port? Remember they had to sell the grain to somewhere before vacuum cleaner salesman turned space pirate showed up

I agree. I was interested up until then. It combined 2 of my passions; sci fi and horticulture. lol. And Sophie Boutella looked gorgeous… but she’s no action heroine. What is she, 5’5, 115lbs? A least cast a well built woman. I can see Elliot Page being cast as Superman next . It just got worse until I just had to switch it off around the time of that bar fight. I might have made about an hour before tapping out.

​@@jimmydigital screaming insecurity that is what ur commenting only

If Godzilla Minus One had a 2/10 of the budget, maybe they could get Godzilla’s arms to move or make the derpy face a little more animated.

@@TheCarter117Gaming That would be a betrayal of the source material.

What? This was 100+ million? lmao I would have though maybe half that at most...

@@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep according to some articles Rebel Moon Part one had a budget of 165 million USD

@@TimoCruz177 wow now that makes zero sense with what we ended up seeing. And it's not like they paid these no name actors big paychecks either. It never had an all star cast, it never even had 1 lol. All no names.

interacting is overrated, we need to add more slow motion to the slow motion and use a camera with a flawed lens that makes everything blurry

I also cannot be done with all this "caring or empathising with the character" malarkey to install some actual sense of high stakes and jeopardy. Just throw in some more 'splosions please. @@marcogenovesi8570

They probably did have those scenes recorded but realized that their acting was so awful that they should probably just not include them.

@@nandoman4769they should have just given more screen time to the lady who was from Sense8

@arcademan09 YES. I just said same thing it's so weird. They gather them all up give them a little intro then we only see them again shooting things slo mo. 😂.

At least we now know who we don't want to direct any Warhammer media.

I felt the same way! They even call the Empire Imperium...

So much blatant 40k rip offs in this.

I haven't seen it, but watching this, the ship looks like they tried to ape the silhouette of an Imperium of Man ship, but with no hard edges, all curves.

@@marinesinspace6253 There are definite nods to or blatant takes from Warhammer 40k in this movie. I noticed it almost from the start. Maybe if they'd have leaned into it more and gone more grim dark, it might have been halfway decent. Unfortunately, it's pretty damned generic once you get about halfway through the movie.

And what does a raspberry award tell you about anything? How about you watch a film for itself and decide for yourself? Wow. Such a weird concept.

@@Whaddayamean13 Anything made by Zack Snyder is going to be Yelling at the camera long and boring slow motion scenes. Long exposition dumps and long dramatic pauses. I know this because I have deductive reasoning skills. Plus I do my homework plus I follow the evidence. Anymore dumb questions

@@Whaddayamean13 Oh no, another snyder groupie. That movie won 4 raspberry awards because it was LAUGHABLY bad. Now go watch some 4 hours long "snydercut" version of it

@@Whaddayamean13 I saw the trailers for all his recent films, and did not even PIRATE them, they are that generic and overblown. He was exposed since "Suckerpunch" as talentless hack, riding on better scripts. Alan Moore deserves MULTIPLE apologies.

@@ynraider thanks for your contribution

Yes, and Star Wars, LOTR, Bladerunner and Dune were themselves derivative of older stuff. And I love LOTR, Bladerunner and Dune. But does it matter that they're derivative?

@@Lleanlleawrg Yes. Plagiarism is to copy WITHOUT improvement on the original material! Homage is WITH improvement or in a new way... Zack "Hack" Snyder is a plagiarist. A lucky, but lazy fraud.

I felt exacly the same, I was waiting and holding on to see this robot again and its purpose. I hope it will be important in part 2, otherwise its even worse.

I thought he would come back in the climax..but wtf was the point of the robot

@@bathtub_barracuda lets hope for part 2 😆 Why would they have anthony hopkins voice a robot, if the only part was, 1 talk, 1 shot and 1 dressup...

Don't worry it's going to be the number seven and you don't need to wait for the second part of this film, try watching the "magnificent seven", you have saloons, horses, a farm, bad people and seven good guys (not women unfortunately) if you want a touch of Japan with swords, watch the "seven samurai"

The robot was a stupid idea. First off, it's a robot : why wouldn't they reprogram it if it stops following orders ? Why expend resources in its maintenance ? Just to have someone carry shit ? And then there's the "blushing LED's" on its face. What's the point, besides letting it "emote" because the script needs it and the audience is deemed too thick to understand without visual cues. Seriously, imagine the engineers designing that thing : "oh, guys, don't forget to add LED's so it can blush, that will be super important on the battlefield". I'm sure they were all high on drugs when they wrote that crap.

Wtf stop posting shit. No one wants this.

hahahaha we didn't watch the same movie 😂😂😂😂

​@@JPmaxlevelWhat!? OP is totally right

Exactly! The movement of sofia is exagerated and the actions in this movie is so bad

Like 90% of action movies

Did u not listen how she was Trained by the Imperium no ?…l but i did notice the femboy in the guardsmen in the shack

Down with feminism

@@DaraGaming42 I mean its just more lazy writing. other movies we see the main characters grueling training and overcoming it, can these female protagonists not get the same chance. I like what OP brought up about “boss bitch imma slay” because we do seem to be at this point where female protagonists are trying to make up for some lack of a spotlight but in doing so forgets everything they need to be a good character 😂

@@sugabopp have you seen the movie? There is no writing just a collage of 'cool' scene filled with hollow archetype

Stupid take. Her whole struggle is that she doesn't want to fight again, because she was trained by the space fashies.

Not really the highest bar to set

But did Star Wars have needless scenes of sexual assault and tentacle p*** ? George Lucas could never be on Zaddy’s level

There was also The Force.. why exactly is this girl so powerful?! She’s just a nepo baby? This thing looks n sounds good but what a garbage story. These farmers with their weird Viking accents and anti tech pro harsh labor beliefs.. just so meh The droid looked cool but then ran away.. killed the one cool guy with swagger so another girlboss AND NB but clearly a chick character can be motivated?! What’s it call when a heroic man gets Fridged?!

A talented writer would not write himself into an hard thing like this A talented writer.

You mean like Alderaan? Yeah, Pepperidge Farm remembers.....

An entity that needs a small farm resources isn't an empire, it's some kind of local medieval baron. So, the logic of "building the villain" is complete crap. Also genuine empire as you mentioned can't be taken down by a bunch of rag tag rebels. I.e. I can't believe in the logic of the fantasy world presented.

Honestly, I don't get people's fascination with him, he's only made a couple movies that were watchable, the rest are garbage.

Honestly his only good movies were 300, watchmen, dawn of the dead and man of steel. The rest are just trash I might add the only good thing about man of steel is the fight scene and casting Henry Cavill. The rest especially the lightning and acting is subpar.

​@@sunshineskystarI'd go even less. 300 and Dawn of the Dead. Everything else of his tries too hard, is too cool by half, and surface cool and content shallow. This may be controversial (though it probably shouldn't be), but a big part of the reason the DC Snyderverse failed is because of the vision and planning of the one heading it- Snyder himself.

That's how DC movie universe fell

@@vormina9808 bcuz he was aNtI-wOKe according to some who simped to him up until this travesty got released 🤣🤣

Don’t forget how this film is full of warhammer lol. The bad guy is a commissar, surrounded by mechanicus adepts and has a robot that is from the, huh, “mechanicus militarus”

@@juanlulourido548 It's only been a month but I can't even remember what this movie was about. lol

@@dannyarcher6370 cold af

I turned to the wife and said..."Wasn't he a gladiator in Gladiator just another gladiator movie? he was right?

@@davidwright873 He basically plays the same role as the role Russell Crowe played in the movie he costarred with him in. Super lazy writing and casting.

Now go off and have yourself a drick. It's Christmas for Petes sake.

But Rebel Moon is DiVeRsE.

You're a hell of a writter yourself.

How many dricks did you have before writing this

@@SavageReeses Dricker* There's a guy named Bill Dricker who edits Will Jordan's scripts.

This is what you get when narcissists and/or sociopaths write stories. They already don't understand how normal people feel about that which is bad, so why would the understand a normal person's ideals and hope for the future?

As far as modern Hollywood is concerned, the future is just like now, except with more gizmos. Their 'future realism' is that there are enlightened characters who share their political views on race and gender, who are the protagonists, and everyone else, who are either misguided and just need the protagonists to enlighten them, or choose to be 'wrong', and are the antagonists. Star Trek Discovery and Picard are perfect examples of this, and compared to old Trek, might as well be set in completely different universes in terms of their settings.

Automatons in skin-suits who don't human well... you've just described the entire modern left.

Hollywood has a low opinion of humanity. Almost Every future they portray is dystopian. The excuse that "its more interesting" falls flat as there will always be dangerous places in a galaxy that is otherwise at peace, lead by people who are not idiots/corrupt. 10 Little Indians wasn't great because they were the last 10 people on the planet. The scenario wasn't created by an evil man because the British government was corrupt.

No. Sorry. Painting all of “Hollywood” with a ridiculously broad brush because the king of the nerds (Snyder) has disappointed you AGAIN is just fucking lazy.

Recruits a woman who has learned the destruction caused by seeking revenge and actively avoids it..... THE VERY NEXT SCENE...... "Hey wanna get revenge?" Unreal levels of hackery

Exactly! You’re so right.

Besides it was basically like the old dude doing small talk and she going on a rant about her past and trauma for no reason at all

im sorry bro

Oh my God Im glad someone else noticed it. I was watching this movie before bed and I was like WTF? I thought maybe I was just tired.

"Encouraged to find a lover". Doesn't mean that she did or that the love she might have found wasn't the love she wanted.

@@anonisnoone6125 she looked really pissed when he died and went all "John Wick + John Wayne + and + and + and" bad assed....

​@@frederickczajka573My guy, if some kills your classmate whom you care for you're just gonna what? Not be angry🤦🏾‍♂️

@@nduduzoblose4355 my other guy, clearly she loved him. The writing was inconsistent.

Now that you mention it... 😆

Facts

You still pay for movies? Lol

@@mackjsm7105 If you don’t, they stop making them

treu

this is a great movie, only reptilians-nazi hate it

I think that just shows that the vast majority of people feel oppressed by the kingdom. The dude that found everyone to put the crew together, planned on selling them out. He specifically chose people who were dangerous and already fought against the kingdom. Convincing those specific people to join a resistance group shouldn’t have been that hard.

⁠@@RinseRepeatEatThe presentation was terrible though, I think you’re being too charitable. The entire film was just picking up champions one by one to fight a big threat. There’s no other substance or character to the story (thus far). The biggest issue I had was Tarak. Why did he have to wait for the protagonists to greet him for him to free himself? Did the beast arrive just before the protagonists got there? Id the beast was there all this time we have a plot hole and if it wasn’t we have a massive coincidence. Either way it is shoddy writing.

LITERALLY. The former general was the worst offender. She gave gave one line of a perfunctory rousing speech and he was like, 'fuck it, let's go!'.

That was my reaction.. I told my friend, video game stories have more complexity lol. I enjoyed it as a turn brain off, watch shit explode, see a new world kinda way, but knew it was not.. good lol

You say what they need to hear. It doesn't have to be true or sane. Kora was being manipulative.

Or perhaps she was trying to find a way to get Titus to do what she wanted. Nemesis gave them all a warning, but revenge is probably the only motivation Titus has for putting down the bottle right now. Maybe it will be something that comes back in part 2.

Yea it will be in part 2. It might be Kora fate to die in revenge @aslynelf

Nemisis and Kora don’t break the fourth wall. Every character has their own thought process and narrative. The only thing we know they have in common so far is a dislike for the powerful kingdom.

havent seen the movie. but reading the names in this particular comment baffles me. nemisus and titus lmfao@@aslynelf

My lip curls or I break into laughter everytime 😂

EXACTLY.......Thought I was the only person who thought this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

she got cybernetics in this one

It’s so bad

while TRUE, this instance it wasn't as bad.

That part was dumb fr. He's the gunner AND pilot in that massive ship? Seems to be a bit of a design flaw.

No capital ship would be that badly designed. I don't think any ship in real naval history would have had such a completely idiotic design. And if you use aeroplane parallels instead of ship ones then again why would a pilot be the gunner too? I know sometimes entertainment is shallow but this hurts my head.

It was just a gunship-transport thing, not a starship. All the other soldiers exited it when they captured the rebels.

@@Negativvv It was not the capital ship. Or did you miss the ending when they take Noble back to the dreadnought and resurrect him?

Y.....E..............S......

This is the curse of all modern filmmaking - dragging everything out way too long. The next director who comes along that knows how to tell a compelling story in 80 minutes + credits is going to be a rock star.

Slow motion should be a last resort used sparingly like minimal slowdown for brief periods and to enhance the overall composition. Where it does work: as the culmination of a series of increasingly fast cuts in a boxing match, one slow motion shot of the punch knocking someone senseless, not very slow, only to make something highly significant just long enough to see that would otherwise last a fraction of a second. Where it doesn't work: just cutting to an extreme slow mo shot of someone walking so they go from walking slowly to barely moving at all and it just hold on it showing off all the rich detail but, what is important? What is happening here that I need to focus on. It just seems like it's showing off what a high speed camera they have.

@@Treblaine What you're seeing is the latest generation of filmmakers who saw "The Matrix" as teenagers and thought "yeah, bullet time is cool, let's do more of that". All flash and visuals, no understanding of story or narrative structure because they grew up on TV and movies instead of reading novels and short stories.

@marco That was my problem with .. whisper it .. Dune. I seem to be in the minority though

Ah, you Bro disappointed you guys??? That's a shame, so it's not woke culture destroying Hollywood just bad directors.

Yeah, if that was true, they probably would have spent more time looking for her when she went missing.

Her teachings were a requirement in Star Fleet Academy etc. Utter balls.

Poor Belisarius, using his mighty name for a film like that, what a disgrace....

​@@LILBRAUM74CMtbf the name still exists as Velizar in eastern europe

He probably will make a comeback in the next episode with the farm girl. They didn't really give any motive why that soldier decided to betray his comrades like that to begin with.

​@fireboy1996 he was giving the intended farm girl victim the 'side eye' when he got off the ship. Clearly the love interest for part 2 when it is revealed that she is the Princess and that is why the robot was able to reinstate his shooting mode...

@@fireboy1996 eh he didn't really need a reason, everyone earlier treated him like garbage, he was the only soldier on the farm with a moral compass or the only one actually doing his job

Exactly! The way they clearly set him up to be one of the rebel members and then just dropping him from the movie. Same as the robot. He shows up at the beginning, shoots a guy, then disappears until the literal very end of the movie where it acts like he was some major character.

Exactly! For a moment I thought I had a micro-stroke when next scene shows Sofia Boutella's character with the farm guy looking for rebels at the cantina. I was like, "where's the soldier guy?". Isn't he a traitor at this point? Shouldn't he be on the journey with them? Why leave the robot behind as well? And the worst part is, if we moved some characters around the complete lack of story wouldn't really change that much.

Honestly, if there is decent amount character work that was cut, it could make it a good movie.

@@dark_winter8238 i am being a bit cutting for the purposes of the joke lol, irony aside I'll give Snyder the benefit of the doubt until we see what Part 2 delivers

And it will be in 4:3 resolution so you have Imax experience at home!

​@@quiver5756Yay I can finally spend extra 8 hours of my life watching abhorrent slow mo's in IMAX quality of a star wars rip-off

It would still have too many lens flares

I agree, it was baffling. They lost possibly the most useful member of the team taking down a small drop ship and acted like they had struck a huge blow to a galactic empire.

They introduced them by what they can do, not by who they are.

I've always thought Snyder was one of the most overrated filmmakers in the past 20 years. Sure I enjoyed 300, and The Watchmen, and I don't get the hate for Man of Steel, but most of his stuff has been terribly mediocre. Even the "Snyder Cut" of Justice League was crap imo

It's the marvel effect. Everyone is trying to recreate avengers endgame completely missing the fact that it took 10 years of movies to get there. Also missing the fact that marvel movies were the cinematic equivalent of a theme park but who cares about our art we got into this business for the cash.

​@@Marque734even then what they can do is not very unique or interesting, generic asian lady with swords, generic big black soldier guy, generic washed up old legend, generic openly untrustworthy character who is somehow trusted for some reason, generic civilian character who then has his epic moment, generic main character who betrayed the evil empire and conveniently was the deadliest soldier ever, despite the fact that the more trained a soldier is the more loyal they become as their identity becomes more and more associated with their country and role as a soldier.

The robot scenes were very good indeed. A gem shining in a pile of dinosaur turd.

Think that robot is voiced by Anthony Hopkins so it makes sense

​@@lo9893still... that's a bad sign for a film if a CG character is the best acting. Anthony probably recorded his lines in a day. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Award winning and Shakespearean trained Anthony Hopkins might be the reason for that

@@undead9999 Yes that could explain it but there seems to be more to it than just the voice acting. It seems the animation of the droid has something special going on.

if you pay me millions of dollars i do the necessary pre physical training too... a job is a job right? mad respect for getting paid and exercising? okay...suit yourself.

@@prince-solomonyeah must be a shame to be paid to exercise to look good on screen bleeding hear for them man 😂

Also with Warhammer 40K mixed in. They even used terms directly from the game, and had people who seemed straight from the tabletop. "Mechanicus" is basically ripped right out of Warhammer 40k, and the priest dudes and uniforms also seem that way. The king basically being the Emperor who conquered the universe for the Empire, or the Motherland in this movie. Its almost as if he wanted to make a more dark Star Wars, with heavy influences from the Warhammer 40k tabletop game, but its not dark enough for that, nor cool enough. Just bland. I was actually kind of excited when I saw what seemed to be hints at a Warhammer 40k inspired movie but it just fell flat as hell.

@@TheDestructodave520 Isn´t this level of ripping off illegal? I haven´t seen this dumpsterfire and I don´t plan to, but literally everyone who saw it points out scenes directly copying scenes from other movies.

@@Mouse_Metal I dunno what's illegal or not but I immediately recognized the Warhammer 40k terminology and influences. They did rip terms like "Mechanicus" straight out of the game.

Farscape had a great script, so it must not have been that.

Almost every movie you see is a variation of other movies. But I get it. You feel special by complaining

Dbza 😂

mate i watched this shit last night Ive no idea what it was about other than that some diversity hire was asked to film a script that another diversity hire wrote and as an idiot just went to all the last 40 years of scifi and fantasy films and stole long clips of them, Then stitched them together in this 2 hours of dog shit The lead role women apart from being like 8 stone and watching her beating up numbers of grown killers is ridiculous is ugly as fuck and the protagonist i ended up feeling sorry for him It was like Riddick meets willow No idea why half of the film is even in the film Its a pile of garbage

Its like asking Michael Bay if he likes explosions 😄

This is what a movie without proper "directing" looks like, there was no director ,per se, just a self engorged asshole talking shit because he had the control over the budget.

Man needs to chill with those slow mo sequences fr

Mass Effect Andromeda had more plot as ridiculous as that sounds given the intro was 90% of the games plot.

@@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep Please do not mention that abomination. The sooner it disappears from humanities collective memory the better. Original trilogy was dope though.

yes

It is a movie, and even if it was a video game cutscene, it wouldn't be the longest of those ever made.

@@WaterspoutsOfTheDeep I might be the 1% of humanity that actually found ME Andromeda fun and interesting. It's not on the level of the original trilogy not even close but as a standalone sci-fi story within that same universe it did the job it was supposed to do.

Nah. This is standard Snyder. No surprises here.

Agree but what is worse, is an example of all future SF films now

Its not even Zacks real movie wait til the rated R extended version comes out

Have you seen The Creator?

Just as bad - boring!!@@kainmorgenmeer4341

Will it get a part 2 if it tanks as badly as it sounds? I know its streaming etc, but if its this bad, wont they just cut their loses?

@Simon-xc5oy - No, they’ll release part 2 and if it’s still the same. Rebel Moon’s universe *is done* . This is why I can’t blame WB for letting him go - as stupid as they are - this is what happens when Zack Snyder cooks 🤷🏾‍♂️

@@Simon-xc5oyit’s been made and also it’s been viewed by so many people, the great thing about streaming is they don’t give a damn about critics and YTs stating nonsense things and being over emotional about some movies whilst loving other movies that’s on the same level

watch the R rated version . It fleshes out this much better and it is not a woke movie and does not press THE MESSAGE in either version, Sorry you just don't like Zach

@jesusoftheapes - The R Rated version isn’t even out yet - so you don’t even know that - stop 🍆 🚴 Snyder and watch better films

Yep! What would he do with the grain anyways… you can’t eat grain - you need to mill it into flour and bake bread! The super villain can go and rob a store/storage instead… Plus the non- believable female “warrior” characters…

Right, no one has ever done battle over food before. Lololol

Yea, that bugged me the whole time. That massive warship, and countless "dollars" in labor, just to harass a few local moisture farmers ... i mean grain farmers ... for a pittance? Really? But Star Wars has been doing that since 1977. Zero new stuff to this movie, but I still enjoyed it. Reminded me of the other SciFi movie people hated called Juipter Ascending.

@@fizban690 additionally - i bet the cost of moving the warship would be much higher than all the grain that village could produce in a year…

@@fizban690 Agreed. Nothing new but I still liked it, despite the problems. I also liked Jupiter Ascending.

That show is legendary.

I was waiting to see how long it would be before someone would slide along the ground on their knees in slow motion before wielding their weapon.

I remember that! Lol

@@itsnotalwaysblknwht Sounds like Starchaser - The Legend of Orin :O

it does, it does!!! star trek!!!!!!! wars, trek.. what's the difference?

To be fair Lucas actually did that to himself by making a pure fantasy version of Star Wars with Willow. Such a lazy prat 😂

swamp wars!!!

No. Please refresh me. /Satire 😁

he just had to do this close to christmas day to earn on those views while the hype is on. Money.

He was our last best hope in a world of wokeness...sigh.

En vino veritas

Muh money Seems if being a fkn yootoober was your job, MAKING MONEY would be a priority

​@@evertonporter7887Man, if only that was this movie's problem

I really hope Stargate will not have remake/origin story or whatever in current era.

Why the hell were they all just standing there while the sword lady and farmer John fought the spider that’s what I don’t understand… they had guns they could have also fighting he spider lady.

That was the feeling I was left with as well. The pacing is terrible. The editing literally made it feel like I fell asleep and woke up later, multiple times.

Haha same, at the same time. The smelling the dirt while toiling in the fields.. 🙄

The whole thing was just really meh. Story was jumbled together and timing just off.

He’s desperate for a cinematic universe of his own.. so much so he’s greenlighted a bunch of spin-offs that are probably gonna get cancelled like his “Army of The Dead universe” which is apparently set in THIS universe 🤦🏽‍♂️

He actually did show and didn't tell a lot in his DC trilogy, but y'all complained about it because you are too dumb to pay attention to what's going on on the screen, so now you hate him because he's gone the total opposite of that.

For real… I felt like so much of this movie was contrived scenes where the entire interaction between two characters is one “telling” the other some worldbuilding through flashback lmao. And it kept happening over and over.

If you go watch the Magnificent 7, yeah they tried to make it like that except in space...with a Star Wars theme.

The reason is simple: Zack Snyder. Of the worst directors ever.

@@Leprutz Yes. All style and no substance, or there's "subtance" buried in tons of and tons of incoherent dialogue. There's no in between.

I never liked a single movie of zack snyder besides his first feature film, dawn of the dead. Bu from than on he just made shit movies. @@denkerbosu3551

This is a weird way to say you like pain...

That's the problem with wealthy directors who somehow magically believe that they're WRITERS. Pro tip... they aren't. 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨

You nailed it. It's all about showing off the cool cgi scenes.

Exactly: they have a tailer in mind. This movie is a very long trailer, nothing more.

Facts.

I don't know if I will apply that to all movies, but that is 100% pure Snyder. A list of "moments" that he thinks will be cool on film and a shabby shell of a movie draped around them.

Well it's true we saw it here.

We who now have no need to watch salute you!⚔

@@frankgesuele6298 👍👍

COSMIC C*NTS

Subtle, like buttering bread with an anvil.

Put a chick traits in it ...

"Put a chick in it and make it lame" taken a little too literally...

Now that I think

some aEsThetIC nonsense for those crowd who are stupidly obsessed with that shit hahahaa

I've seen porn movies with more artistic vision than Zach has

I thought the robot had finally found his purpose, to be a scarecrow.

Zack Snyder = M Night Shamayalalalan. One freakin hit wonder and no more.

netflix movies or shows are 90 percent unwatchable after the first 5 minutes

There's a lot of Netflix originals that are good.

​@@wisanu99That's a lie. Also, M. Night is not a one hit wonder.

​@danielmckraken5160Like Wonder Woman, Underworld, and the og Tomb Raider films?

Ah yes! Thank you for reminding me about that underrated movie. Reign of fire was very good.

INSEL mych😂😂😂

Would have liked to have seen both the stab and the shoot. But hey. There is part two coming so who knows what’s coming!

So are you paying this guy + yt to have a comment placed higher up? Genuine question. It says member comments

I liked the part where that ship only had 1 pilot and apparently no engine room, so killing the 1 pilot immediately caused the ship to start falling. I would also design my, presumably, trillion dollar spaceship, to have a single human point of failure. This is one of the dumbest movies Snyder ever made. And I watched Sucker Punch. At least that was enjoyable after half a bottle of whiskey and had some eye candy.

are you really comparing Kurosawa with this shit? kurosawa is completely out of their leauge.... it's like comparing gold and shit

Even Battle Beyond the Stars gets that. The interaction and buildup between the characters is what makes it special.

​@@Panz82 He's making the comparison because the plot is very similar to Seven Samurai. It's a basic story that gets retold every now and again, with varying degrees of success. (See Magnificent Seven, Battle Beyond the Stars, The Seven Magnificent Galdiators, etc, etc)

LMAO, discount Furiosa. I watched Terminator 2 again today. Sarah Connor is total badass. What happened to these hollywierd wenches?

​@@timothypollard6008 Yeah wasn't the Magnificent Seven literally just Seven Samurai but written as a western?

Jupiter ascending?

Yeah Jupiter Ascending was GODAWFUL

I loved Jupiter Rising, wtf? The awful diverse sewage from the last few years isnt even on the same level as Jupiter Rising Im laughing at you for even bei g surprised zAk sNyDeR was a fkn loser

Took me 2 days.

It took me three tries to watch this movie. I fell asleep the first two times.

she was telling him bc he asked how she knew they would take over it wasnt part of her motivation as far as gathering a team goes