Rebel Moon Part Two - Please Make It Stop!

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2 ай бұрын

Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver, by Zack Snyder, is the most Zack Snyder movie that ever Snydered, and that's not a good thing.
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@awesomehpt8938 2 ай бұрын

These farmers have energy weapons and anti-tank rocket launchers and spaceships, but they haven’t got a single combine harvester to harvest all that grain?

@laurabeane8862 2 ай бұрын

What about Hydroponics below the surface? Grain? What Grain? I don't see any Grain...

@jonathanyoung8109 2 ай бұрын

Priorities

@Agooo13431 2 ай бұрын

Yes, Disney was in charge of their budget

@sivasankar2784 2 ай бұрын

John Deere only sold harvesters to the evil guys

@highendservicesbarrieont8347 2 ай бұрын

Eco friendly laws...new green deal reasons😂😂😂😂

@Promance2300 2 ай бұрын

I lost it when the villain brought his own violin players to provide dramatic backing music for his betrayal.

@El_Wanderer91 2 ай бұрын

Wait, you're joking, right? RIGHT?!

@Promance2300 2 ай бұрын

@@El_Wanderer91 Not at all.

@Dirtyz1234 2 ай бұрын

Please say "sike"

@DaTangoHD 2 ай бұрын

Those violin players also changed their music in accordance with what was happening during the scene, despite having bags over their heads. They even did a whole crescendo (idk music terms) when whats her face decided not to kill bad guy and run away. Pure. Cinematic. Genius.

@JoshuaKevinPerry 2 ай бұрын

Are we sure he isn't the greatest parody film maker ?

@sloths-df3gf 2 ай бұрын

I kept telling my wife, "I don't care about any of these people."

@KaraokeNig 2 ай бұрын

It is so pretty looking and so empty.

@mdnght0095 11 күн бұрын

Did she reply: ''Thats ok honey, I dont care about u either.'' ?

@the-little-boy723 8 күн бұрын

@@mdnght0095Damn, you've got the whole squad laughing.

@ThePierrephilippe342 2 ай бұрын

I tried to watch the movie yesterday. I kept pressing the 10-second forward button, like 100 times. Then, I went to KZfaq and in the search bar typed 'Rebel Moon 2 boring.' I found your video and now I'm waiting for Rebel Moon 3 so I can watch your video again.

@Johnsmith409 2 ай бұрын

It was a good movie

@HowToChangeName Ай бұрын

I dont think drinker got enough sanity to review 3rd

@g00se99 2 ай бұрын

Reminder that Netflix cancelled Mindhunter because of budget issues and green lit these flaming piles of turd for 160 million.

@dariobassi318 2 ай бұрын

that's what I was thinking exactly right now.

@dadocta5168 2 ай бұрын

Wise choice 👍

@hittintrees 2 ай бұрын

This is still the cancellation i am most pissed about. Learned about it by chance and it left me speechless at the time. So disappointing.

@idiotsplayinggames4752 2 ай бұрын

Never forget Santa Clarita Diet.

@ufox77 2 ай бұрын

I’d guess given the plot of the last (brilliant) series of Mindhunter, it might have been about more than just budgetary issues.

@NatePrawdzik 2 ай бұрын

"I don’t like grain. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

@wlanejr106b 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 🤣 😂 🤣

@littlebabysicecream666 2 ай бұрын

bruhhhh 💀

@judgeprime3730 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@TsandLman 2 ай бұрын

I mean, at least sand won't give you diabetes.

@se5384 2 ай бұрын

well-played

@cooperholand 2 ай бұрын

Honestly, I saw that part where they all started telling their back stories and immediately thought "drinker is going to tear this exposition to shreds"

@mkultra2456 2 ай бұрын

Are you sure you're being honest? Be honest now.

@cooperholand 2 ай бұрын

@@mkultra2456 honestly

@cooperholand 2 ай бұрын

@@mkultra2456 literally in fact

@mkultra2456 2 ай бұрын

@@cooperholand Are you actually literally genuinely honestly being honest?

@bountyhunter779 2 ай бұрын

-What's your story? -My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate was killed by the emperor! -Oh the pain, the pain! (Remember....it's a 6 movie Trilogy!

@MarvinPowell1 2 ай бұрын

"Somehow, Evil Lloyd returned." I guess Zack Snyder really DID make a Star Wars fan fiction.

@PnMGunReview 2 ай бұрын

No. The good guys use RED lightsabers in this universe. So it's not anything like Star Wars.

@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623 2 ай бұрын

You have to be a fan to write fan fiction. And overall the level of SW fan fiction is much better then what both Lucasfilm and Zack Snyder offer.

@EricGraham94 2 ай бұрын

hahaha Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber

@louisduarte8763 2 ай бұрын

@@EricGraham94 Followed by "Simple Jack", going full r****d. Wow, Tropic Thunder's still a great movie!

@battlesheep2552 2 ай бұрын

@@PnMGunReviewbut the good guys do use red lightsabers in Star Wars. The Empire did nothing wrong.

@fermewilmotsagriculturebio3434 2 ай бұрын

As a farmer i couldn't get past the notion that in the first movie they are basically diverting the equivalent of a carrier group, to threaten a village that by the looks of it produces at most 10 tons of grain to sustain themselves. That is like the US navy sending a carrier group to the other side of the world to extort $2000 worth of grain...

@jamesdewane1642 2 ай бұрын

I think you need to get into this metaphorically... That's all I got.

@TurboLoveTrain 2 ай бұрын

...you just described Afghanistan except it was opium and marijuana not wheat... Using the US military as a comparison makes this MUCH more believable... How much has DoD spent shooting down flying lawnmowers to keep a shipping lane open that the US doesn't even use... Have you seen who they appointed to thee US Public Health Service?.. Yeah.. looking at DoD makes this all more believable for me.

@danieldorn9989 2 ай бұрын

@@TurboLoveTrain Why did the US military leave 83 billion dollars worth of military equipment in Afghanistan? It is obvious that a never ending war like Afghanistan was mostly used to keep the military industrial complex going. And after they left Afghanistan, the Ukraine conflict started, with no end in sight. How much money and military equipment has been sent there?

@noaccount4 2 ай бұрын

@@danieldorn9989 department of defence was just really committed to the bit

@nachonachoman 2 ай бұрын

I liked how they had tech to levitate the cart collecting the grain but everyone was harvesting with hand tools. And why did they levitate it so high? Just off the ground would have been good but they jacked it up 4 ft and needed an extra person up top to grab the grain. So stupid

@whompingtonbusworth 2 ай бұрын

Hack Snyder is to film making what canned spray cheese is to nutrition.

@minbari73 2 ай бұрын

CSC? I can feel my stomach gurgling just at the words.

@Viewable11 2 ай бұрын

Drinker, when you said "GO AWAY NOW," I felt that. I have never heard you so pissed. This movie must be a crime against art.

@thejanusproject32 Ай бұрын

No no, you should hear him when he did his review of the last Indiana Jones movie. That was waaaaaaaaaaaay more intense than that.

@GT_Mr.C 2 ай бұрын

he has plans to do 5-6 more sequels.. it’s not gonna stop 😭😭

@DOOMStudios 2 ай бұрын

If they want to do more than they gotta make sure Zack does not touch a pen to write them lmao.

@margaretwood152 2 ай бұрын

*_"......FFFF~FV€K OFF, Film."_*

@MarcelEnglmaier_1 2 ай бұрын

I hope nobody funds it. Thats the only way this goes away

@toddstreet1734 2 ай бұрын

What in the name of, "Rocky," sequels is even happening here?

@neoasura 2 ай бұрын

@@MarcelEnglmaier_1 They're siphoning off of all the Disney+ subscriptions to pay for them, all the more reason to cancel if you were dumb enough to subscribe.

@paranoyd70 2 ай бұрын

It really says a LOT when even Kathleen Kennedy thought this script was garbage & turned it down. What was Netflix thinking?

@arafat2924 2 ай бұрын

they were thinking ZS would get his Twitter army of braindead Snyderoids to subscribe, probably

@GuadalupePicasso 2 ай бұрын

To be fair, Netflix puts out a lot of trash.

@Wandering_Bear 2 ай бұрын

Netflix was thinking this would be an easy way to earn DEI credits so that Blackrock and Vanguard pays for it all..

@ThePhysicalReaction 2 ай бұрын

Just wait until one of Kathleen Kennedy's next star war fan fiction shows comes out, and there are plot/character elements lifted directly from this. :o

@monsterboomer8051 2 ай бұрын

Netflix generates generic garbage so they can say their streaming library has 10x more content than HBO Max and other competitors. Simple as.

@jeeshadow 2 ай бұрын

After watching Part one, my wife and I decided to watch part 2 ironically. So much fun! We became Mystery Science Theater 3000!

@chenbro1000 2 ай бұрын

Thats the way to watch this movie...like a funny parody :D "In a few moments they cut the grain in slowmotion...there it is!" 😄

@beccasalt8960 Ай бұрын

We did the same thing 😂

@banistersmind 2 ай бұрын

The mention of Zack Snyder's name is enough for me to lose control of my bowels.

@jubylam7108 28 күн бұрын

Zack the hack snyder

@johnbender5356 2 ай бұрын

it would be cheaper to buy the grain at premium prices than pay for an invasion

@RafitoOoO 2 ай бұрын

Well, logic and reason clearly aren't Snyder's strengths lmao.

@Film_Sushi 2 ай бұрын

It´s obvious that evil empire is printing money so it doesn´t care about the costs... lol...

@williamflowers9435 2 ай бұрын

Not to mention, how long will the grain last? Who’s going to grow more after you kill the villagers?

@gabrielsyme4550 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, the plot is pure nonsense

@zerogrey3798 2 ай бұрын

@@RafitoOoO You know he didn't write the story, right. He's just a director and producer.

@theusher2893 2 ай бұрын

Zack Snyder just looks like the kind of person who surrounds himself with people that never tell him "no".

@MichaelSillion 2 ай бұрын

Can someone plz make a "Downfall parody" where no-one dares to say to Zack Snyder (The Führer) how bad this movie is?

@vdiitd 2 ай бұрын

Because he is too overrated. He needs to learn storytelling basics or stop making movies.

@Blodhelm 2 ай бұрын

@@marcelo3939 Was still a better storyteller that Zack, JJ or RJ.

@stevewhite6241 2 ай бұрын

I am pretty sure he doesn't like listening to no.

@IIISWILIII 2 ай бұрын

That plus a terminal case of low T.

@MNgyal 2 ай бұрын

I stopped when they started harvesting the wheat…… being gluten free I couldn’t continue unfortunately 😩🤷🏽‍♀️

@davidmeehan4486 Ай бұрын

I was honestly impressed that they didn't golf swing the scythes.

@mattj809 2 ай бұрын

One of the dumbest things was the guy using axes to fight during a gun fight. Disney's been doing this, too. Melee weapons in a gun fight. Nobody would do that in real life. The lightsabers with the force make sense but there's no force in this movie.

@SaladinVadik 2 ай бұрын

Just remember it was the "Native" long haired guy that was using the Axe. 😂 What does that tell you about Netflix or Snyder... 😅😂

@Dante02d12 2 ай бұрын

It didn't make sense in Star Wars either. Order 66 worked BECAUSE using melee when long-rang exists is dumb, lol.

@fish5645 2 ай бұрын

@@Dante02d12 Confidently wrong, it worked because the Jedi were outplayed and blinded. They put faith in clones and did not consider they would turn, Yoda only managed to survive his attack because he felt other Jedi dying all at once. When they were fought the Jedi were ganged up on, crossfire tactics to overwhelm them. It wasn't like a clone could go toe to toe with a Jedi and even then it is a Jedi. Nice try but if you are going to be a geek about it at least be a good one, being a know-it-all and not getting it right is insanely cringe.

@Dante02d12 2 ай бұрын

@@fish5645 It worked because you simply _can't_ block an army of long-range weapons with a sword. We literally see some of the Jedis try and fail pathetically. Star Wars is dumb, and always has been.

@jaywu4804 2 ай бұрын

@@Dante02d12 yeah it is just for the cool factor. also shows how the jedis are indoctrinated and uncreative, ''so uncivilised'' that's a gun that saved your life when your sword failed to, Obi wan.

@PBurns-ng3gw 2 ай бұрын

My favorite part was when they're all sitting around debating tactics, and out of nowhere Digimon Hounsou is like, "LET'S ALL GO AROUND THE TABLE AND REVEAL OUR TRAGIC BACKSTORIES, I'LL GO FIRST." And then we get a bunch of slow-motion vignettes that somehow made me care about each character even less.

@matane2465 2 ай бұрын

Zack really liked that one scene in the first Suicide Squad movie so he copied it.

@kukuricapica 2 ай бұрын

I still dont understand why that neo-noir prince turned into barbar Conan and wtf were those murder mittens from that Samurai lady? She litteraly didn't know how to fight until she chopped her own hand off and put on the gloves. Zack was on 40mg of Xans and 60mg of adderal when he wrote this shit

@DPR1138 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, that’s exactly where I turned it off.

@LeMuzi 2 ай бұрын

This made me laugh . Djimon must be looking at all the good films he did in the past and be like shit.. I did gladiator and now I'm doing this

@joshdennis1 2 ай бұрын

Skipped the whole thing!

@beowulfsrevenge4369 2 ай бұрын

"My name is Scargiver! I'll cut you, but not kill you. Then I'll give you some neosporin to put on the cut so it heals and you get a scar. Fear me!"

@och70 2 ай бұрын

I stood up from my couch and applauded when that line of dialog was spoken. I was literally shaking.

@CrazyNikel 2 ай бұрын

*Perfection*

@PnMGunReview 2 ай бұрын

Neosporin reduces scaring. The Scargiver delivers hydrogen peroxide and alcohol to the affected areas, ensuring maximum scarification.

@Mark-cd2wf 2 ай бұрын

“If you dare!”

@shadowspark220 2 ай бұрын

"Absolute Cinema." - Martin Scorsese, probably

@adilleon6107 2 ай бұрын

Why no one is talking about the hovering wagon pulled by a horse . Oh and the slow motion harvesting!

@sondoobie1987 2 ай бұрын

Mate, it actually broke my brain. I couldn't watch the rest of the movie and take it in. I did watch it but it was complete drivel.

@thejanusproject32 Ай бұрын

@@sondoobie1987 Nah nah, the first 20 minutes man. She kills the princess then has the chance to kill Bellisarius and just...walks the fuck out and kills other guards. Like what? He's RIGHT THERE. HE JUST BETRAYED YOU

@666LonesomeSailor Ай бұрын

@adilleon6107 I think Zack Snyder felt in love with slow-mo scenes while he watched a snailrace... ... it was to fast for him! :D

@reezlaw Ай бұрын

That is one of the few things that weren't stupid af! It's a primitive society that has a few modern items stolen to those soldiers, they just kinda adapted them with whatever else they had

@All2Meme 16 күн бұрын

Maybe they're Space Amish?

@Twortortle 2 ай бұрын

Zack please, stop using your dnd sessions as movie ideas.

@sgtGiggsy Ай бұрын

Nah... The dungeon master who comes up with this plot for a campaign would get mauled to death with dice.

@The_Laughing_Cavalier 2 ай бұрын

Rebel Moon Part 3: The Grain Strikes Back

@michaelfields7088 2 ай бұрын

Zack Snyder: Thanks for the title!

@666LonesomeSailor 2 ай бұрын

Rebel Moon Part4: A Grain Full Of Ashes

@seanburke424 2 ай бұрын

Rebel Moon Part 3: Going Against the Grain

@Rasengan9000ttt 2 ай бұрын

@@666LonesomeSailorRebel Moon Part 5: Grain Wars

@user-xz3pb3dt2u 2 ай бұрын

Rebel Moon Part 5: Shadows of the grain🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@yaboiportch 2 ай бұрын

We don't deserve you, Zack Snyder! ...No, really, we don't deserve you. What did we ever do to you, Zack? Why are you doing this to us?

@PKaye-ru2ks 2 ай бұрын

"I want nothing more than a sequel to Rebel Moon." They still made it

@rodrigodicandia6932 2 ай бұрын

damn you zack snyder. YOU RUIN MY BATMAN V SUPERMAN

@derekskinner2694 2 ай бұрын

What did we do? We asked for his cut of The Justice League....

@henocksherlock3340 2 ай бұрын

Snyder's comprehension of anything has always been on surface level. A text book instance of who should've been a cinematographer to begin with instead of director

@fandomking8939 2 ай бұрын

@@derekskinner2694Snyder fanboys did. And it was still horrible. Darkseid forgot where Earth was! Outside Snyder fanboys, almost everyone found it only slightly better than the original.

@johnmason5351 2 ай бұрын

"Mom can we have warhammer 40k?" "No, we have warhammer 40k at home."

@_d-- 2 ай бұрын

Soon Warhammer will become like this one mark my words...

@doctorsatansrobot 2 ай бұрын

@@_d-- I think at that point they will have taken literally every sci fi universe from my youth and turned it to shit.

@TheJadeJester Ай бұрын

40k is already there. Robbie G restored by xenos and an og heretic, to finish research banned by his vat dad and hidden more successfully than similar stuff said vat dad did……. Not to mention retconning the 13th Black Crusade to kick this into motion….

@hrodvithit 2 ай бұрын

Zack Snyder has always been an enigma to me. Quite like any normal chump who just sat down to a video editing software for the first time, he slides all the sliders to either 100% or 0%, and somehow he has a full dedicated fanbase that sees it as some insane vision, and not just a guy who went "oh this look cool".

@Dante02d12 2 ай бұрын

In my opinion, his two big perks are epicness and wonderful visuals. And those two things appeal to wide audiences. He knows how to sell. He _was_ working in advertisement after all. I don't think he is a bad director. I think he needs to find his soulmate scriptwriter.

@beccasalt8960 Ай бұрын

@@Dante02d12he had all the characters line up on one side of a table to reel off their life stories, presumably because he couldn't figure out the logistics if they sat around all sides of the table like normal people. You say he's not a bad director, but he certainly ain't great 😬

@guitaroso 2 ай бұрын

That "Go away NOW" had an extra flair of anger behind it...😂

@waylongroves200 2 ай бұрын

Right? I thought it was extra salty myself.

@vamos7 2 ай бұрын

Agreed - last time I heard that level of gritted teeth fury was after the review for the Willow series [cue Nick Cage in 'Mandy' clip].

@xenomorphexidious9102 2 ай бұрын

That hasn't happen for long time of him being like this. He used to yell us to gtfo the video.

@hyperion303 2 ай бұрын

Most definitely. I've noticed this last line does vary from one film to another and I don't think it's coincidential.

@jaredohlstein7355 2 ай бұрын

I mean can you blame him? It was certainly earned.

@Brainflayer 2 ай бұрын

"Can we watch Dune?" "We have Dune at Home" Dune at Home:

@SweatyFatGuy 2 ай бұрын

Wish/Temu/Great Value Dune.

@All2Meme 2 ай бұрын

It's like Dune, but only one letter different.

@THX--nn5bu 2 ай бұрын

Dollar General Dune.

@Tsar-Czar 2 ай бұрын

I wouldnt compare Rebel Moon to Dune. Dune is a cinematography masterpiece and Rebel moon is ĥorse shite.

@gagalover2k10 2 ай бұрын

@@Tsar-Czarthat was the point of the OP's comment

@JohnMartin-kf2sm 2 ай бұрын

I like how you bring up tight efficient screenwriting. I think of Raiders of the Lost Ark and the first time we see Belloq after Indy escapes from the temple with the idol. In just a few lines of dialogue between him and Indy we learn so much about their history and rivalry.

@mikoto7693 2 ай бұрын

You were right, I’d had forgotten that the first part Rebel Moon entirely until I started watching this video based on your last video about it. I somehow managed to almost fully erase the memories of it. And to be honest I probably will forget again.

@DevonLad 2 ай бұрын

For 40 years it 'felt' like they made movies for me. I used to work in a video store and I loved watching new movies, Nearly all new releases I'd watch. Now it feels like an entire year goes by and if I'm lucky, there is 1 film I'd like to see. What the hell happened?

@patanouketgersiflet9486 2 ай бұрын

Studio bosses and top executives come from any industry, could be detergent, finance or real estate, they have no knowledge nor care for art. The only thing that matters is the bottom line and they get overpaid for that.

@earthwormandruw 2 ай бұрын

Same! I worked in a video store through the late 90's into early 2000's and absolutely loved movies. Now I barely even watch anything, it all garbage

@TheGoblin1975 2 ай бұрын

Same, but I also owned a porn shop and strange enough... its same issue w adult industry too. Everything is awful

@looinrims 2 ай бұрын

Woketivism happened

@NimmelTheGreat 2 ай бұрын

You developed standards.

@ryanatkinson9622 2 ай бұрын

“Somehow, Evil Lloyd has returned” - Star Wars, the Magnificent Grain of the Scargiver Seven

@CalvinNoire 2 ай бұрын

I thought Lloyd would be the green ninja.. What a plot twist!

@goliard84 2 ай бұрын

Somehow, the Scargiver has returned. Somehow the Princess has returned. Damn movie…

@All2Meme Ай бұрын

Maybe they should have had the Evil Empire stealing all the grain alcohol. Then it could be "Rebellious Mooning Part II: The Hangover".

@marko-gj1uj Ай бұрын

Snyder saw what Disney did to Star Wars and followed their footsteps

@kaseysimons128 18 күн бұрын

I just the paused part 2 so I could come here and make sure that I was not crazy. Thank you drinker, you have reassured me that I can still observe, think, and am not off my rocker.

@notthefia9154 2 ай бұрын

Don’t worry guys, it’ll be a thousand times better once the 6 hour directors cut is released where it’s the same movie, but everything needs to happen as slowly as possible to show the directors *True Vision*

@joachimwalle3760 2 ай бұрын

Probably just the same movie at 50% speed, though.

@hailyrizzo5428 2 ай бұрын

The first cut would have been shorter if Mr Genius Director stopped making everything in slo mo.

@mikerosoft1009 2 ай бұрын

We need matrix bullet time slo mo during the next harvest.

@Queefmusicinstrumentals 2 ай бұрын

Theres less Slo-mo in the entire MCU

@tacitus6384 2 ай бұрын

Why don't they just buy the grain? Surely that's cheaper and more economical than sending a battle-carrier, thousands of soldiers and losing lots of tons worth of war equipment?

@nathanmarden3754 2 ай бұрын

They hadn't reached the bronze age yet when it came to trade

@kwantowy_prokrastynator 2 ай бұрын

@@nathanmarden3754 but your reply is gold 😂

@dog3y3 2 ай бұрын

For one village that probably could have been skipped and their Empire stores wouldn't have felt the vacancy.

@thefirstk6331 2 ай бұрын

Thats a long story but i try to explain it, evil loid actually tried to buy the grain but the 2nd leader sold the grain to Rebells already so they didnt had enought anymore, so it escaladed because they didnt wanted to sell so evil loid killed the leader of the Village, then the 2nd leader and love interest of strong female lead agreed to sell it. After that evil loid let some men behind to whatever help or look after them, they then tried to r*pe a girl from the village and good friend of strong female lead so she killed all of evil loids men and so the deal was gone and strong female lead started planning to fight them.

@pwrstock 2 ай бұрын

Great call! Hilarious

@ThatActorGuyAdamson 2 ай бұрын

Thank you. Culmination of the career Zack has paved for himself.

@Monz805 2 ай бұрын

Such a shame as his early movies were some of my favourites... 300, sucker punch etc✌️

@Randomcorpse Күн бұрын

I remember complaining that a go-cart race took up too much time in the Phantom Menace, but literally the first half of this film is just farming. I watched it last night. All I remember is the stacking of bags of grain, and ships taking off with their back door open. "Oh no, someone through a grenade in the back as we took off. what shall I do? raise the nose and climb so it rolls out long before it could explode. No... I'll just swear and despair and accept my fate." Kaboom.

@bloodrunsclear 2 ай бұрын

So Zach Snyder saw Star Wars and thought 'You know what this needs? Less personality.'

@AnoneemusNoename 2 ай бұрын

So the same thing Disney did then

@EvilDoresh 2 ай бұрын

I bet he kept shouting "Slower! Less personality!" while directing.

@NTJedi 2 ай бұрын

Zach Snyder saw Star Wars and thought "You know I can recreate this while high on drugs"

@bartekstasiak4250 2 ай бұрын

don't forget the spice element from dune

@KingSidd20 2 ай бұрын

The script was literally intended to be a Star Wars movie but they said no, so he made this instead lol

@DOOMStudios 2 ай бұрын

Just surprised that Netflix is willing to do 4 more of these movies with Zack…….

@margaretwood152 2 ай бұрын

*_".....FFF~FV€K OFF, Film."_*

@jerry12314 2 ай бұрын

Surprised?!

@Tomiwa101 2 ай бұрын

They believe Zack Snyder has a strong fanbase due to the success of #releasethesnydercut. Anyone who is still a fan of Zack Snyder is an absolute idiot and a major part of Zack's problem.

@CharlesUrban 2 ай бұрын

Netflix doesn't want good movies. Netflix wants movies with big names attached to them so that when people hear about them, they will subscribe to Netflix.

@65firered 2 ай бұрын

Looking back at their history... Why are you surprised?

@roryasrorri701 2 ай бұрын

that almost-defeated "go away now" is GOLD 😂

@RaymondCore 2 ай бұрын

I just re-watched "Hondo (1953)". An awful lot of great acting, character development, story telling, cinematography, action, and romance packed into only an hour and 23 minutes. A movie about real people doing what real people do and no special effects. I miss the old "Studio System"; they were movie factories that knew how to make movies. Now it's about making money or having 'write-offs' for wealthy envestors.

@Vigriff 2 ай бұрын

If they were interested in making money then they wouldn't be belching out mediocre movies.

@annatardlordofderps9181 2 ай бұрын

Its impressive how little resistance it took for the villains to go from "We need the food from this planet for our armies to eat." to "F*ck it. Destroy this planet."

@MegaSpideyman 2 ай бұрын

Well, at least one of them did question that, though that didn't last long.

@Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN 2 ай бұрын

I thought they were on a moon

@aukarlfon5229 2 ай бұрын

I think the army just got pissed off with the villagers killing them..

@GeorgeMonet 2 ай бұрын

Why would a space force need the tiny amount of grain being produced? Someone really screwed up if a ton or two of grain either way is going to cause the navy to starve.

@AsdrubalBarka 2 ай бұрын

It was because what the bad guy cared was to kill or capture the female protag to take her to the regent and win a ton glory and stuff, so that's why he stopped caring about the grain, as the food was needed to hunt the rebels, but the protagonist was a better price

@butters1273 2 ай бұрын

I quit drinking, and then TCD entered my life. Now, I'm proudly drinking more than ever before.

@TheCriticalDrinker 2 ай бұрын

That's the spirit, old boy!

@DOOMStudios 2 ай бұрын

Good Man!

@alchemicalalek7535 2 ай бұрын

What might TCD be in this context??? But good on you laddie!

@WayStedYou 2 ай бұрын

@@alchemicalalek7535 The Critical Drinker

@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam 2 ай бұрын

Have you ever heard of Hunter S. Thompson?

@JoeBoxerNo1 23 күн бұрын

I was looking forward to Rebel Moon so badly!! I didnt want to believe you guys on how bad it was. Then after watching it. I will NEVER question your authority EVER AGAIN. It was such a dumster fire, I had to FF through SOOOOOO much of it just to get to the end. I think I ended up watching 1.5 hours of the 4 hour Total. I even wish I had FF through more of it though too. I am so freaking SICK of this skinny female super mary sue trope, it makes me wanna bash my head against the wall.

@Kelpie-sb5bi Ай бұрын

It never stops amazing me how all these directors, writers, producers and actors somehow manage to consistently spew out such hot garbage with budgets and resources that most people from the golden age of Hollywood could only dream of.

@bellissimo4520 2 ай бұрын

2:29 - Showing footage of "Return of the Jedi" while narrating the plot of Rebel Moon was a stroke of genius... the "inspiration" and/or lack of actual creativity could not be more obvious...

@assortedstuff472 2 ай бұрын

I thought it looked too good to be rebel moon.

@thebassplayification 2 ай бұрын

Antony Hopkins is in this movie because he was able to record all his lines in one take over webcam, from his living room.

@lyrabonbon5931 2 ай бұрын

I fucking hate that i understood this reference.

@davidnewlove6977 2 ай бұрын

I like his look,his voice &....…...... no that's it.

@zerolegacy7821 2 ай бұрын

Hey... easy check. You KNOW he got PAID to sit in living room and record his lines.

@mikejorsch304 2 ай бұрын

Check out One Life to see he is still a great actor

@aidangould4899 2 ай бұрын

2 million subs!!! Congrats Drinker, carry on with your glorious, insightful observations, and have a drink on me!

@michealmitchell4220 2 ай бұрын

I almost made myself watch these, Thank you for saving my evening.🎉

@TheElbowMerchant 2 ай бұрын

You know what what Rebel Moon didn't have enough of? Slow-mo and exposition! Problem solved with Rebel Moon: Scar Giver. Thanks, Zach Snyder!

@taags 2 ай бұрын

How would they ever win the battle without slow-mo.

@havocgr1976 2 ай бұрын

And lens flares, lots and lots of lens flares.In sloooooow mo ;p

@tabben82 2 ай бұрын

And depth of field blur.. Holy the thing that wasn't in focus turned into a blurry mess

@chrispalmer9838 2 ай бұрын

@@havocgr1976And shell cases hitting the ground in slow motion...

@Shineinpoverty 2 ай бұрын

And grain, more grain is always welcome, for poor children.

@davidcooke8005 2 ай бұрын

The Drinker said "Good on me" for not seeing Rebel Moon 1 so my day is complete. My life choices have been vindicated by an internet personality.

@OnePump-RockstarrClarke 2 ай бұрын

I just can’t with the hair cuts

@All2Meme Ай бұрын

If you had one more, you'd have The Three Stooges.

@odracircomix7359 2 ай бұрын

ZACK NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FROM THE WRITERS ROOM, I MEAN ALL THE WAY.

@grayavatar9766 2 ай бұрын

I eptied the washing machine and hung a load of laundry on the line, came inside the house, and they were still sitting around the table telling their backstories.

@fredbloggs545 2 ай бұрын

But did it make you get the bread maker out?

@warlock_r 2 ай бұрын

I had no intention of checking out these movies but now I'm genuinely curious because that's something Snyder might actually do with his ridiculous slowmo on every other shot.

@Yj-Fj 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Yj-Fj 2 ай бұрын

@@fredbloggs545😂😂😂😂

@earlydoomer346 2 ай бұрын

And they didn't even make it slow-mo...

@Allsord 2 ай бұрын

Just wait. He’ll fix it in the 37 hour director’s cut

@shadowflame8647 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@kasparhauser4472 2 ай бұрын

I missed both movies but not one Drinker review

@Scoupe400 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for avoidance heads up. I’m all for cramming stuff in like Inglorious B, for full on sensory activity. But I’m equally happy with a well set out & acted story like Pale Rider - incredibly basic yet gripping.

@mattvsmetaverse 2 ай бұрын

Didn't watch it, but I can tell the only thing impressive about it is that Djimon Hounsou is almost 60 years old and looks like he just got done shooting Gladiator.

@Anonymousduck161 2 ай бұрын

Black don’t crack

@alessandrocaviola1575 2 ай бұрын

I had the same impression. I was like, does he never Age? 😮

@frankcarlosanaliza 2 ай бұрын

I really want him to do more good movies again.

@davidharding1694 2 ай бұрын

He deserves better roles than this. Very underrated actor imo.

@s0me0ne1se 2 ай бұрын

@@davidharding1694wouldn’t say underrated because almost anyone over the face of the Earth with more than 2 neurons can see and value his excellent acting chops BUT he’s not sufficiently PROMOTED in recent good products (movies / tv / entertainment in general) I’d say.

@bentheman1980 2 ай бұрын

What upset me the most was that on Netflix you have a thumbs down, thumbs up and a double thumbs up available. Where is the damn double thumbs down button?

@EvilDoresh 2 ай бұрын

The only double thumbs down is to not watch in the first place

@parzavaal5335 2 ай бұрын

Tbh a thumbs down IS the double thumbs down. The first one is no rating at all, because you didn't care enough to rate it in the first place.

@YABBAHEY1 2 ай бұрын

They do, it's the 'Unsubscribe' option

@berengerdietiker22 2 ай бұрын

Just don't rate it after watching.

@writingonthewall3326 2 ай бұрын

Because say bad things is bad. Say only nice things. Because say bad things is bad.

@benhill4092 25 күн бұрын

Bro. You are a genius! I wish all of Hollywood were forced to watch you. Please keep these vids coming😃😃😃

@1979Frankyboy 9 күн бұрын

I was impressed by the self done skin fade with scissors before big end fight... Genius

@secretgoldfish 2 ай бұрын

He based 1/3 of his film on that one scene from Gladiator where Russel Crowe waves his hand in slow motion over a field of long grass.

@mkultra2456 2 ай бұрын

Look up Robot Chicken Unlikely Duo. You're welcome.

@codylakin288 2 ай бұрын

Which is only funnier because that scene is taken pretty directly from images in the filmography of Terrence Malick 😂

@secretgoldfish 2 ай бұрын

@@codylakin288 Yeah it's become a stock footage cliche, i've been asked to do/use it in several ads I've shot from folks who lack an imagination but were clearly (and easily) emotion-baited/manipulated.

@stimpsonjcat67 2 ай бұрын

I made it all the way to "Why is Anthony Hopkins in this movie?" before I lost it. God Bless you Drinker. You are the hero we deserve!

@rostov2211 2 ай бұрын

I remove all liquids from reach before watching a TCD review. I'm always crying by the 2-minute mark from laughing.

@MartinHain-ls9sc 2 ай бұрын

Anthony Hopkins doesn't know he's in the movie. They did with him what Steve Martin did in Bowfinger with Eddie Murphy.

@Johnthecollie 2 ай бұрын

There was supposed to be the entire plot with the robot, but I think Zak Snyder‘s writers ended up changing that part of the story. There’s supposed to be an ancient AI deep within the caves under the waterfall that took over the robot.

@adamcade604 2 ай бұрын

The Same question I had for transformers 5!

@mathieus.1851 2 ай бұрын

He probably needed more money to take to the grave

@lucashermonson3659 2 ай бұрын

The best and only good part was when the robot deer 🦌 went all terminator.

@michaelpowell3980 2 ай бұрын

Zack Snyder, making Michael Bay look like Orson Welles since 2006

@History_Coffee 2 ай бұрын

"Cinematic anti-genius" 😂

@green_of_grey 2 ай бұрын

when "dumb mf" does not do justice to the referred wonder-kid..

@carlosbkn2025 2 ай бұрын

its like the evil denis villenuve

@Arko777777 2 ай бұрын

"Let the grain flow!" - Rebelus Moonus

@user-pm7pw1tl3t 2 ай бұрын

Rebelus moonus is the only thing that brings me joy in life

@volkerkalhoefer3973 2 ай бұрын

@@user-pm7pw1tl3t moonus ore anus😂🤣😂

@atomicdancer 2 ай бұрын

"I feel thin, sort of stretched - like Zack Snyder's slow-mo shots over too much grain." - Bibel Bagoons

@cattysplat 2 ай бұрын

"My sci-fi Ukraine war fan fiction. So reflective of the world today"

@areverland6121 2 ай бұрын

Congrats with 2 mill subs, one of the best channels on KZfaq

@blountman747 2 ай бұрын

Another classic video and it was great you added that laugh again lol😅😂

@phoenix0401 2 ай бұрын

Putting in the Star Wars clips with no comment is hysterical. And it seems subtler than anything in this script.

@Rx37Legacy 2 ай бұрын

Was a nice touch indeed.

@JamaisArriere1 2 ай бұрын

"Well you know it's gonna be tough come up with a new antagonist for this movie like we had in the first one" "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"

@mustavogaia2655 2 ай бұрын

somehow evil guy came bacck

@EddieBlaze-sm3go 2 ай бұрын

Oh, Wow Wow Wow... ...Wow.

@JohnTaylor-vv3ez 2 ай бұрын

OOOOHH!! Evil LLoyd Christmas is TIGHT!

@seanburke424 2 ай бұрын

heyshutup

@mustavogaia2655 2 ай бұрын

@@seanburke424 ok, i will get all the way out of your back

@toxic_dis 2 ай бұрын

thank you for watching all the bad movies so we don't have to

@lobobranco6009 2 ай бұрын

"lets just call him Evil Loyd"....., omg i almost fell of my chair..lolz

@JonIsABanana 2 ай бұрын

You have saved potentially hundreds of hours of my life with your movie reviews. Doing god's work falling on the grenade for the rest of us. Thank you for your service.

@dadocta5168 2 ай бұрын

More like a buffet, and he is leaving you to starve. Seriously though this is the War movie Dune 2 should have been.

@rodrigobogado8756 2 ай бұрын

@@dadocta5168 low quality bait

@soymuymuy 2 ай бұрын

imagine going through life just taking other peoples words for everything

@robitaillecopeland1996 2 ай бұрын

you're bragging that you only watch movies someone else tells you to. Beta much?

@dadocta5168 2 ай бұрын

@@rodrigobogado8756 No, I praised Zack Snyder. Dunking on him is bait.

@beowulfsrevenge4369 2 ай бұрын

The grain must flow.

@alidaraie 2 ай бұрын

Who controls the grain controls the galaxy

@PnMGunReview 2 ай бұрын

The music of Eon: Void Dweller is now playing in my head...🎶

@bjornh4664 2 ай бұрын

@@alidaraie There's a kernel of truth there.

@DonVigaDeFierro 2 ай бұрын

You see them unfolding? The expositions within expositions within expositions.

@mechanicpluto2430 2 ай бұрын

Grains are messages from the deep.

@endangeredbirds 2 ай бұрын

All the visuals in this Review actually look cool. You can see that they had budget to pay cool creative people to work on this but then the concept and Director let them aaaaalll down. What a shame...

@mikelondakos9723 2 ай бұрын

The evil empire using coal to power their ships tells me everything I need to know about the writers.

@doublep1980 2 ай бұрын

Zack Snyder has become his own parody by now and I dunno why they're still giving him these huge budgets.

@dadocta5168 2 ай бұрын

Because his is the best director we've got.

@doublep1980 2 ай бұрын

@@dadocta5168 Lol.

@notkimpine 2 ай бұрын

zack snyder sucks ass because army of the dead is the most dissapointing movies of 2024 even the trailers can fool you because it's sets on a post apocslyptic las vegas and guess what fighting zombie tigers and fight zombies more. that's fucking it. this is zack snyder's of the worst and dissapointing movies of all time. netflix go home you drunk making these awful movies and wasted 3 hours of my life watching this shit

@danhay8933 2 ай бұрын

Once netflix gives him the flick I dont see big prod. companies handing out 100's of mil, he might have to do mid budget dross for his dwindling fan base

@converse5874 2 ай бұрын

he's got tattoos on his arms. that's why

@mattbba8451 2 ай бұрын

This is the description of nearly 90% of all tv shows and movies for the last 15 years; characters doing things that they otherwise would never do in order to make the bad plot continue cheaply.

@ironwithinironwithout1119 2 ай бұрын

That "Go away now" is definitely getting angrier.

@50RobinHill 2 ай бұрын

This. was. total. crap. But it is SO good to see strong female characters everywhere, kicking useless male butt. Such an inspiring message for us all.

@Noxis07 2 ай бұрын

Wheat? Seriously? Galactic empire fighting peasants for fucking wheat? Wow, that is an impressive level of stupid. They couldn't have just made the peasants miners digging up a super rare magical bullshit macguffin rock that can turn you into a demigod? That would've been infinitely better than using wheat to drive the plot forward.

@tarsioguedes 2 ай бұрын

But then, How can you make a "resemblance" about third world countries being "exploited" by selling food to rich white people countries like America? lol Don't get me wrong, I'm brazilian and I still live here. I just recognize woke bs when I see it.

@treyjordan3168 2 ай бұрын

Why couldn't the Empire just BUY the Wheat? It sounds a helluva lot Cheaper than Invading with an Army of Conscripts

@cattysplat 2 ай бұрын

It's like a terrible anecdote to the Ukraine war.

@jacksimpson8529 2 ай бұрын

@@treyjordan3168 They tried that in the 1st movie, even offering a great price (3x the usual rate) for it. But village leader lying to them, by saying they didn't have the surplus the villains wanted, made Admiral Noble flip out and murder him, then demand the wheat or they'd kill them all.

@Orange67647 2 ай бұрын

Like, isnt the first step to be intergalactical tirant is to make automated food farming in 1 dedicated planets that free of human freewill in case this stupid farmer hungerstrike happen

@Mouse_Metal 2 ай бұрын

The Evil Empire has technologies so advanced they can resurrect Evil Loyd and make him reach adulthood in a few days and then the aging process stops, but they can´t grow their own crop. 😂😅🤣😆

@miladrahim5437 2 ай бұрын

The Evil Empre Inc. has 99 problem and growing crop sure is one of em, lmao.

@majinvegitto4238 2 ай бұрын

They were watering their crops with Mountain Dew.

@jimlamb7642 2 ай бұрын

It is so hard to find quality organic food.

@chad1682 2 ай бұрын

I still can't believe they released this shit around the same time as Dune: part two

@user-kr3we5xo8n 2 ай бұрын

Congrats on the 2 mil mate. You deserve it.

@TheHellyeahmen 2 ай бұрын

You know I usually perfectly understand why even the bad movies are made but this is the first time I have no idea why this sequel exist

@gelchert 2 ай бұрын

I guess Netflix bought them both at once.

@---777--- 2 ай бұрын

Money laundering maybe?

@r.daneel.90 2 ай бұрын

They were made one right after the other

@Shayzar1 2 ай бұрын

@@---777--- you on to something

@makeyourmark00 2 ай бұрын

Part 2 was half-way, if not mostly completed, when Part 1 dropped. In fact, I think scenes Zack couldn't fit in Part 1 made up most of the first hour of Part 2...which was not just painful but pretty irrelevant; "Just say no to excessive exposition dumps."

@wavion2 2 ай бұрын

Evil Lloyd: Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Strong Female Character: Wh-- Evil Lloyd: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

@chrisgenson2278 2 ай бұрын

Strong Female Character: Your REEE is pitiful! Mine is the true REEE!

@SlavicHavoc 2 ай бұрын

-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBEL Moon.

@user-kr7yh8vw9m 2 ай бұрын

SJWs in a nutshell.

@M1GarandMan3005 2 ай бұрын

“Guys! GUYS!! GUYS!!!!!”

@SirSayakaMikiThe3rd 2 ай бұрын

I fell asleep for 30 minutes, and I felt as if I missed nothing. Zack shouldn't make films anymore.

@asterfield02 25 күн бұрын

never forget when Kora's love interest goes against her wishes and sounds the signal to attack. Which has no impact on their relationship as they seem to be on good terms immediately after the betrayal.

@dancramphorn7315 2 ай бұрын

“It’s like it was written by an AI that only had 1 movie script to draw from and that script was Rebel Moon Pt1” - is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard all year. Drinker you are absolutely superb 👌🏼

@ash23neuro 2 ай бұрын

"retarded" AI to be precise Xd

@TieMaiShu 2 ай бұрын

Why don't movie studios just hire Drinker to write their scripts initially, rather than besting them after the fact? Cut out the middleman, so to speak.

@Raskolnikov70 2 ай бұрын

@@TieMaiShu You really think Drinker can pass any of their DEI checklists?

@treyjordan3168 2 ай бұрын

@@Raskolnikov70 The DEI Checklist is probably why 95% of the Trash Movies in the past 12 Years happened, the other 5% being just Bad Writers, of which 50% of those can be attributed to AI

@KetsubanSolo 2 ай бұрын

@TieMaiShu because as we've seen time and again on this very platform, critics often can't make a coherent film

@marsmarv 2 ай бұрын

These two films are a masterclass on: - how not to write a script - how not to art direct - how not to direct...

@Dragonfyre137 2 ай бұрын

This movie is a master class on how not to. "How not to" what? Yes.

@nnknkable 2 ай бұрын

Drinker on top form. Why create a rival to star wars only to repeat all this mistakes of kennedy? An opportunity for a movie entrepreneur to take only wasted it seems.

@anotherxangryxaries 2 ай бұрын

I haven’t seen anything related to Star Wars in years, I mean since 2005 years. I can honestly tell you that had it not been for Drinker I never would’ve guessed this was Star Wars.

@majorpwner241 2 ай бұрын

This is wannabe Star Wars, literally. Snyder wanted to make a Star Wars movie but he was too shyte even for Disney and got rejected, so he made this.

@blitzkrieg1711 2 ай бұрын

Never has the phrase: "Man hath no greater enemy than himself" applied more adequatly than describing Zack Synder

@dangerousrobot9692 2 ай бұрын

Love that he just starts using Return of the Jedi footage cause that's basically what the movie's plot was.

@bartsymons3477 2 ай бұрын

I broke the fast forward button on my remote trying to watch this thing 😵‍💫

@theengineerfiles5885 2 күн бұрын

White People Be Like: *Croatian Nokia ringtone* Black People Be Like: amog Grey People Be Like: *speaking in medieval guitar* Gold People Be Like: “It’s Snydering time.” Purple People Be Like: **PINGAS**