purple man be like:

I thought it was more the fact that he was warned about going back there and went anyway

Skee ball is a way a life you dirty casual. Get off my alley if your comin with that cheater shit.

Never cheat at the skee-ball Billy, because that's Satan's racket, and he'll git ya!

No. His parents got what they deserved.

Yea, it kinda reminds me of that one tragedy that year...

@@faxedwang when Rich watched the Star Wars Holiday Special.

@@Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX No, it's when "freddy got fingered" got released

@@Adromedary Nah, it was when Rem Lezar melted steel beams.

@@Adromedary We like Freddy Got Fingered around here

@@verraque You can't beat friendships like that!

thats funny. (I get it: Mike comparing everything to a Star Trek episode)

Oh yes that time she was a good counselor.

@@BigSmella “I recognized that reference and I clapped!”

and then Troi makes a joke to the whole crew about Ensign Janet's unintentionally funny wedding dress. (a picture of the dress was left in the music box)

Saw a fan theory that fits perfectly that the reason he's so strong, kills them 1 by 1, and takes the breaks without fail is that this is part of the satanic contract and he's a modern day demon hunter. One of the tropes of such contracts is they are always supposed to technically be winnable. But if you kill them outside of the terms of the contract they just come back to life. So he came into town specifically to purge the town of these monsters and he came prepared. This explains why he isn't surprised, the custom energy drinks are just Witcher Potions in disguise, and he gets stronger as he defeats each new monster as per the terms of the contract/potions.

@@Ralathar44 you put more thought into this than the movie tried to lol

@@anthonyschwartz1084 That's not my theory, its something I read and I've now accepted as my own personal headcannon because it makes the movie more fun :D.

@@Ralathar44 Willy's Wonderland ruled!

Telling my child that the bad animatronics won’t hurt them because Nicholas Cage will beat them up.

Fun fact: He saw Rich playing it once while they're livestreaming. If my memory serves me right he said it was boring.

I imagine Mike would be the kind of person who would thoroughly enjoy The Outer Wilds.

@@kerred how so?

@@kerred Yo, I love Outer Wilds

the trailer for the first game was verrrry bad at showing what's in store for the player. it has charm looking back if you are already a fan but, the trailers for 2&3 Are sooooo much better.

They're covering for Julia Roberts (pictured in said photo as the Showbiz Pizza Bear) in hopes that they'll get their big break in Hollywood. I'm on to these Hack Frauds.

Can't believe how lazy they are for getting animatronic versions of themselves to review movies now.

@@MisterDriskul I can't believe the animatronics kid all those children

I knew of the picture like a full year before I knew about RLM (I think that was in 2015?). Was insane to think it was actually Rich Evans all along lol.

We need an iceberg chart of it

I can actually understand that perfectly. The original Banana Splits was pretty lighthearted and silly, and seeing something like that twisted into an exploitative horror film would probably make me upset too if I was a fan of the original. The fact WB did that just because they wanted to cash in on FNAF (since Scott Cawthorn took the FNAF rights away from them) and didn't care an iota about the original franchise Hannah/Barbara made leaves a sour taste in my mouth as well. It just makes the movie come off as mean-spirited and lazy.

@@libRteedude Perfectly said.

I'm sorry :(

Lol if this is real he sounds like a man child. boohoo my Pokémon show I watched as a child has been exploited!!!

As the other Banana Splits fan out there I can relate with him. Its kind of sad.

Or he’s collecting evidence for blackmail.

Real friends go through each others trash. :^)

I really feel it too c8

Hey, look, they fully accept and love him in a way that I can't. Yes. I'm talking about his laugh. The only reason I like it is because I know they all love it.

Rich Evans is the Bruce Campbell to Mike Stolklasa's Sam Raimi

Cannot unsee.

The squealing is from gears that need a good greasin' after years of abuse...

I guess the reason he's so chunky is that the animatronic skeletons were bigger back then.

He did get bit by the Showbiz Pizza Bear, so I believe.

Dick the birthday boy was stuffed into a animatronic suit and his remnant was put into a Rich Evans robot

It felt surreal

@@alexsilva28 Same goes for when he mentioned Breath of the Wild having the same abbreviation as Best of the Worst.

@@lotus-prince Yeeeeah lol

@@lotus-prince Wasn't that Jack?

@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 I thought it was Jay. I could be wrong, but I remember it being a surprise because someone who's not much of a video game player said it. It would have been more expected coming from Jack or Rich.

I've never been on a movie set. Sounds like a weird work experience but a unique one. Thanks for sharing!

Well, i guess for what it's worth, i really liked the movie . It's not a masterpiece, far from it, but there are some cool moments and even some clever ones. Maybe i'm reading too much into it, but i think it works well as a meta look on the genre: The kids that have to die are really stupid and stereotypical, the plot is obvious from the beginning, the monsters are easily defeated. It's not a movie that works by itself, it's a movie for fans of shlock and fans of Cage, which often times coincide.

You should be proud. This movie is fucking awesome. A genuine genre classic.

It really has it's own weird charm.

Assuming your anecdote is true you're a hero amongst men for being part of bringing WWL to this word.

Gotta respect Scott Cawthon. He took a criticism with pride and became successful because of it. He returned a game because fans didnt like it. He manages to program a new game so fast but still with some polish to it. He must have dodged so many bullets with movie deal offers.

I didn't see the banana splits movie, but from what i've seem, it's far away from fnaf... The backstory of fnaf is ridicolously huge, it's far from being the "scream jumpscene" piediepie made it out to be...

@@kerred ...and then he just gives it to a completely talentless douchebag like Jason Blum.

@@kerred The FNAF games aren't for me but I respect them. They're horror resource management games particularly the first few. Manage the cameras, manage the power, check your angles, gotta use strategy to get through, etc, etc. They're clever.

How can one "take the rights away" like that?

How do you dick an entire universe?

@@anatolymeller6261 they are going to get Brian Singer and Kevin Spacey

Fun Fact: The DTBBCU includes every single movie in Julia Roberts' filmography.

Add uncleskusclubhouse to that

That name fits pretty well. If you say it out loud it sounds like one of the drunkenly slurred mispronounced sentences of Rich Evans.

Except that it was for blackmail material.

@@OneOfTheLoveless You don't know what blackmail means, do you?

@@Riley_Mundt woosh

I was thankful he was silent in the terrible willy's wonderland

A castle. Fuck man. Give me a castle. Fuck cars and dinosaurs

@@haroldfarthington7492 they don't give them to you, you have to pay for them. That's why he's in debt. On a more serious note, Today I Found Out has a video about the crazy stuff that Cage spent his money on. IIRC it wasn't completely his fault, but he made some bad choices.

@@AndyDillbeck no? I already was given a castle. Smh. You have the right, in the constitution, to your own castle.

@@DavidLLambertmobile celebrities don’t care about the common everyday Joe. They don’t have hungry nights where they can’t afford food-neither do I, but my folks have nearly been financially bad before. All that high and mightiness you see Seth Rogen and others act like on social media is the real them. They could give a rat’s ass if they hurt the rest of us non wealthy people.

That's not what the banana splits movie was about?

He'll get help from Linda Blair and Detective Vickers (who has a PhD in Revenge)

"Julia Roberts! It WAS you?!"

He already has a solid resume for beating up dolls

@@sir0nion “Real-eskate scam”

I remember when someone compiled every single one of Geoff Ramsey's "this is the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life" moments

Should be done chronologically, so we can figure out the ranking.

That video will be like 3 hours long lol.

@@AndMoreGame oh that's the easy part, the newer it is, the worse it is

Watch his compilation of him picking the contrarian choice on Best of the Worst

PTSD intensifies

Those suits courtesy of the Jim Henson Company were actually really good, though sometimes they did go into the uncanny valley.

"Oh No! Country Bear Hall has been crushed!"

And that day, is T O N I G H T

THIS IS NOT OVER BEARS

And Con Air sucks, wasn't very good in its time and certainly doesn't hold up. When the Cage Gump character reunites with his wife and then decides to chase after Ving Rhames anyway. So fucking stupid. Never before have the villains been so much more likable than the 'hero'.

@@lawcane john malkovich's character was secretly gay with dave chappele's character though. Thats why dave set other guy next to him on fire. They had a plan

Is that a reference to the Steve Buscemi line in Con Air: "Define irony: A bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash" ...?

he'd do it free if he got to hang out with culkin.

Invite him to Best of the Worst, put him on the couch to watch garbage movies with them, then have him sit there and say absolutely nothing the entire episode.

Is he still paying off his IRS debt?

@@janeeyre1990 yes, because he’s still buying new castles and shit lol. He can’t help himself.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume Mr. Cage will do anything for any amount of money. Gotta pay off that massive debt ~somehow~.

At this point I just assume any cursed image is a photo of Rich Evans

not interesting to show

The rest were polaroids of what happened immediately after that guy showed Rich his "Wendy's ad". Mike is saving them for a rainy day.

@@mariadocarmosobreira8323 There's a room where they're all on the wall behind the altar. I guess.

asking the right questions hurr

Willy's Wonderland actually started off as a short during its early years of development.

Yeah, I loved Willy's Wonderland but I agree it could have used a little trimming.

Yeah, the trailer was actually pretty fun. "Oh no, the animatronics are evil! Watch out, Nicolas Cage! Oh shit he's secretly a badass who kicks their asses and just cleans the place". But then it was just that over and over again.

@@wheany 100% it didn't need to be 90 minutes, they could have trimmed out most of the stuff with the boring teenage characters and made it like 60 minutes of the badass Nick Cage stuff people came to see.

And it would be actually pretty damn funny, in a good way, if there was no "story" to this. Nic just goes in every night, kicks the ever living shit out of these things, does his job, cleans the place, rinse and repeat. If this was just his daily life it would work out a lot better.

I mean, that's appropriate. He did voice desmond.

*guy who has only seen smiling friends* this is giving me smiling friend vibes

Later that day Mike pulled out his revolver and said 'do you believe in God?'

@@MonsieurBig Oneyplays reference

@Callahan1998 that strikes me as the former

@Callahan1998 Yep, its indulging his love of classic film, and it works so well.

Were there ever any Nick Cage movies not in one of those categories?

@@pieterzegers7788 National Treasure? Although it's not recent. He's not doing anything super creative or wacky but he's still actually trying to act.

@@jcore0981 I would put those kind of movies in a category called "90's Eddie Murphy phase" bland forgettable cashgrabs but that are not bad enough to be humilliating to the actors and to the viewer; I do not think Nic remembers fondly that movie but I do not doubt he would rather be doing works of that kind rather than shite like this.

That's how long it takes to get past the investors and focus groups.

They just found out about it

Lmao- Angry Birds was part of this fail too

And we got a Mortal Kombat reboot on the way

@@maximummatt73 Oh god, I don't know why some people are hyping up that movie after the trailer. It looks like some generic ass.

Hi, it's me from the future! You won't have to wait much longer to find out ❤

@@ThisIsNeccessary such a worthless comment

@@noises4978 and your reply even more so!

no, its not. I have brought attention to this inane pointlessness, so that others may use what little time they have wisely@@roachdoggjr155

We're here.....

I think someone in the comments mentioned it was after Rich's grandmother died

He was in a dark place at the time.

I read ages ago that Rich’s parents were meth addicts so I can understand the resentment

Trapped in a Nicholas Cage of emotion.

“The World is a Vampire’s Kiss”

But can he fake it for just one more show?

You can’t cage this elephant

Steel cage match

Ah. Plot twist

@@curleyqreviews9793 that's not a twist M Night

Carny-Barker Rat > Hillbilly Bear. I guess. 🤣

Probably because Chuck E Cheese was bigger on the coasts, and so with more populous demographics. From what I can tell, Show Bizz Pizza was an American Interior thing, with the Midwest and South being the primary regions that had the chain, but Chuck E Cheese (if I remember correctly) was started by Atari founder Nolan Bushnell in California, and quickly spread up the west coast while getting chains in New York and the east coast. There were simply more people in the areas where there were Chuck E Cheese's than there were Show Bizz Pizzas, so if you were going to do a merger and rebrand, you'd go with the brand that most people would know. A similar thing happened when Vivendi and Activision merged years ago. Technically, Vivendi-Universal had the dominant share in the merger, but it was a French company primarily and no one in the US knew much about them. But they did know Activision, so the company kept the Activision name and brand. So it's rare, as usually the company with the larger interest keeps their name in the buyout/merger, but it does happen.

@@Shinkajo How do you define a twist? I am referring to this fact as a twist on expectations compared to what was said in the video over and over again. I also meant it as a joke.

Exactly.

I like to think Nick's character was just a horror movie scenario veteran so by the time he runs into possessed animatronics he's just like "Aight, let's do this. I got a bathroom to clean."

you made just made a much more interesting story and an ACTUAL PAYOFF to a movie that has none

That's pretty good actually. Get your shit, you're going to Hollywood

Whats funny is how small of a suggestion this comment is, but how much it would add since the movie already has nothing

I remember that. Fuckin' weird in retrospect.

That right there is a real life horror setting. Sounds creepy as fuck

I heard therapy is might cheap nowadays

Reminds me of the original Evil Dead when the deer mounted on the wall came alive. Terrifying for a child lmao

Me too!

Are you a YMH fan lmao

@@galileopotato167 She's fired, bud

"Good morning, Julia"

It's definitely the best part of the movie. The actual animatronic stuff is forgettable, but it's so great to see Nic Cage not giving a shit and enjoying pinball at his mandated break time.

@@Holgast I was introduced to it a while ago by some friends in a group watch and the sheer lack of any sense made it a fun watch.

​@@Holgasthe changes his shirt, he cracks open and energy drink and plays pinball, like clockwork, an absolute thing of beauty

people really grasping at straws to like this movie…

@@ix8786 he’s not saying that he’s just pointing this ONE thing out, he’s not saying its a good movie, he’s just pointing that ONE thing out

I dunno, I have a couple of those I wear every now and then, they have my name and everything but they aren't from the military, never been in it. This would be a pretty shitty way to say he was a soldier tbh.

@@Cosmic-Bear. it feels like a pretty good way to introduce a military background for a character without directly saying it. Sure, some people wear dog tags for aesthetic reasons, but that wouldn't be most people's first thought when seeing them.

@@ix8786 The movie was like a concussion. Not really good for your brain but makes you chuckle at the nonsense.

_Diesel_ is notoriously tricky to set alight, so it's not _that_ out-there a question

@@FourOf92000 Ah! That explains why diesel fell out of government favour so rapidly. Damned arsonist lobby...

Both diesel and gasoline are flammable. Gasoline EXPLODES.

@@Walter_Stroud baby violence

Thats what I was hoping for. I wanted the crazy loud Nic Cage that reminds me of Bruce Campbell but we get an animatronic Nic Cage

Not the bots! Nooooo

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!!!

@@UselessDuckCompany that’s dumb, babies can’t use violins

I always found it odd how fnaf sister locations dialogue was all incomprehensible stream-of-consciousness, that game was borderline experimental

love these guys, and willie’s wonderland is nothing beyond a 3/10 realistically (it’s still enjoyable) but i don’t get how jay and mike are constantly questioning the idea behind nic cage’s character in the movie for a several minutes. they keeps elaborating on things he does in the movie that are….part of the humor? “why does he do this? why can he easily beat the animatronics?” i know these guys know what camp is, it boggles me how they can’t get behind things like this sometimes

@@esteboi3858 I agree, I found it enjoyable.

SAME exact thing with my mom!

@@jemofthe80s18 He was so sad, I feel bad for them.

@@AngelicMissMarie Me too, one of their favorite shows as kids just ruined like this:(

Same reaction from my mom but with the Fantasy Island movie lol

@@CarloisBuriedAlive Ha, aw:( That was actually ME with THAT one:)

Didn't know "Dick the birthday boy" has a hipster fan base.

It did its rounds as an unrelated meme which breached containment. People like compilations of funny weird images.

Every middle school kid who says "if I see a clown, I'll kick him in the balls!"

Actually, before Nick Cage read the script and applied for the role, the director/writer himself was going to play the main role if they couldn't find a good actor. That's also why the role doesn't have any dialogue (though I don't know why they wouldn't just give Nic some dialogue once they got him on board).

It's good though.

Nic specifically wanted to play a character with no dialogue which I think he did pretty well

@@Thewatcher-ej6qv The entire performance is DeepFaked, but Nic Cage licensed the use of his image for a producer credit.

😆

''It's like telling water to not be wet, sweetie.''- Liam Neeson Well he does have a particular set of skills...

it' wasn't a 5 minute concept!

Lights out, same problem basically

Not really, the movie was successfull.

The real lesson, there are soooo many useless people on this planet that will pay full price for anything no matter how terrible it is

And mine *slide whistle*

Nah. It will be "Yes. This."

Unlike Mike, who digs through Rich's garbage...

"...and remember the name of every single actor in it."

Between RLM and Mystery Science theater I wonder if I should be storing all this bad entertainment into my brain.

They have a “save Martha” moment when Rich is about to kill the bear and it says “you have to... dick... the birthday boy”

@@videogamenostalgia this is real now, you made it real

A 355 foot tall, 90 ton atomic powered fire breathing ancient dinosaur vs the Showbiz Pizza Bear.... yeah gee, I wonder who would win

Filthy Evanses

Mike has a very specific set of skills...

That's why Mike loved John Travolta in "The Fanatic": it was relatable af

dude how did you predict the fnaf movie???!!

@@electricfishfan7159 They took the easy way out: a drama story with horror inserted, ala stephen king, rather than a story about horror, ala poe or lovecraft.

you knew it was going to be terrible and yet you still paid to watch it! Well done brainless consumer

*fnaf* *2022* *movie* *o-o* *willys wonderland* *2021* *the hug* *unknown* *bananasplit* *unknown again* bRuH sToP uNkNoWn AgAiN StOp oMg StAwP aAaAaAaAaAaA!?!?!!?!?!!?!!!!?!?!!?!?!???!!?!??!?!?

Which episode did they talk about Slenderman? I need to see that!

It was reviews from game publications as well. From footage I've seen, they weren't wrong; the game is called Super 3D Noah's Ark.

NicCage as Doomguy in FNAF.

He also nearly crushed the skull of the siren animatronic with his thick thighs while handcuffed

@@johnsaints969 The whole time I watched the movie it proved to me that a real DOOM movie with a completely silent Doomguy could work perfectly

@@Schlumbuo I thought you were supposed to worship Khorne, not Slaanesh

@@johnsaints969 Do you watch Framerater by chance ?

The first thing that popped on my mind. Curse you MatPat

too many Game Theory videos from 2015 have been burnt into my memory

lol, there's a reason why i never liked matpap

"...so we know that the fourth fight scene Nick Cage has with the animatronics actually takes place before the third scene, but what if, and stay with me here, the third scene is actually the fight of '87! Now, if you translate the rhythm of his strikes into Morse Code, you get the following message..."

@@voilvelev6775 that's kinda petty

Never used a toilet?

XZ III i believe it was a joke

What's the name for the King's folding chable, smartass?

@@paulanderson6834 That would be a "frone".

@@GatorDunnAZ When you become King and get your own folding chable aka frone, do you get to have a 'frone-ing ceremony'?

Did everyone get to have a swing at the animatronics or did they draw names out of a hat for the lucky worker?

epic win.

Not a job but an adventure.

Why are there likes on this random, unrelated comment?

You wanna talk about Rich Evans? I've been dying to talk about Rich Evans. I got boxes full of Rich.

Like Nick Arcade style?

The one thats like a tour of the park or the one where you shoot the dinos?

The dinosaurs will protect from the rat man

I hugged him. I know he hated it. That’s why.

Jim was right though because cawthons original games legitimately look like shit

One of the best.

I prefer normal movies

I can imagine him pulling a list out of his pocket at the end. You get a look at it and there's like 50 pizzarias that he's already crossed out.

I really liked Willy's but based off the trailer that's what I thought it was going to be about. I thought he'd be like some kind of demon hunter, driving around town to town and dealing with situations like this. Still, I thought it was funny.

I was thinking maybe he was an animatronic that had escaped and was coming back to destroy his tormentors. His actions are robotic, drinking on a schedule, no reaction or celebration.

@@skillcollector9800 Fun fact that was actually in the original short the director made. According to an article(BloodyDisgusting I think) I read they removed it from the movie in favor of Cage being a mysterious everyman.

ok i actually really liked this movie but omg that is genius, yes!!!

I'm sorry what? Are you joking?

Oliver Twist is a great movie and he was great in it.

Talk about making lemonade.

I was about to write this. Thanks for pointing that out

well. either way, James is a whale that stomps around when he does not get what he wants. a literal man-child like angry joe but unironically.

@@ddxinthehouse Actually, a literal woman-child now, I've been told...

I thought his name was Jim

It was fun, but best if you are familiar with video game tropes.

@@luvhair255 yeah, the whole thing with him going back to pinball felt like bonus stages after defeating bosses.

You have to really suspend your disbelief to enjoy this movie, think about it too much and you'll end up like these two. Its nick cage beating up animatronics, need I say more? Its campy bad at best

@@orangeman3220 exactly

Time code friendo?

It's right around 3:00

@@skillcollector9800 Thanks!

The Banana Splits Movie is the weirdedt too cause the original characters were never animatronics. Felt they just wanted the pull from fnaf fans

They should’ve just made the Banana Splits serial killers

it's tragic cus i would still take both, as if they were meant to be dead corpses possessing suits but they pushed for animatronics so much that forcing a robotic perspective in a clearly attractive siren that is everything but metal breaks the immersion

Except they used actual puppet in every suit except for siren the bird was a full puppet

Glad it's not just me on that one, feel a bit silly in retrospect

Me too and I have a shirt that says it lmao

@@Domus_Maximus - thing is, it's a double double-entendre - "Dick" is already a double-entendre, then when you position the word in a sentence where it could be a 'verb' - it's a double-double, lol I just keyed in on the first one but dang if I wasn't shocked and delighted to know that Julia's mind is dirtier and she immediately saw the verb!!!

agreed... and it's doable, but unfortunately these type of exploitation grabs aren't ever going to go the extra mile for it. the right director could at least acknowledge it towards the beginning with proper blocking, use of repetitive motions, etc., and let it fall away as the mayhem cranks up in the second act. then you just need an occasional nod here and there as it wraps up... exposed animatronics, a couple callbacks.

Love ur history of cyberpunk vids

Robot Chicken is by Seth Green? Makes sense. That's why it's so awful

@@atom_graythe creator of willys wonderland said it has nothing to do with fnaf

Big facts

Technically true! lmao. Sorry I wasn't here 3 months ago.

Glad someone else caught that

Lemme tell you, get a buncha friends together and Willy becomes a great film to watch and make fun of!

Nic Cage is the MC in Dragon Quest the movie

Se Michigan/nw Ohio we had major magics. Same concept. Little more sad.

They serve alcohol at Chuck E Cheese? Wow.

I was honestly hoping they would just make a BOTW spotlight of willies

huge "Is Half in the Bag replacing Best of the Worst?" meme opportunity missed

Or you know, to pay off his debts.

@@luiginastro8831 thats a cover so no one steals his wealth from his tomb after he passes to the spiritual realm

@@thelegalsystem They should make a straight to dvd movie about his life as revenge.

Really? They get paid to do this shit.

My god, seriously. Hearing them say the script was even "competent" and that there were character arcs, how fucking bad IS _Willy's Wonderland_?!

Come for the diabetes, leave with the A.I.D.SSSSS

I always get the Juicy Shaq Meat special

Leave with a Tums Festival

But there's free Tums on your way out!

Bloaty's Pizza Hog was secretly controlled by none other than Rich Evans...