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Description: Talkin about travel and all that.
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Guest: Pyrocynical's Food Vlogs: / @pyrocynical
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@48Salt 3 жыл бұрын

imagine your country being featured on internet historian video just to see its about trash.

@ommsterlitz1805 3 жыл бұрын

Proof that Spain is poor man France (love my spanish friends anyway😅👍 )

@badmanmcanderson4819 3 жыл бұрын

It could always be worse. You could be in LA

@avillah73 3 жыл бұрын

@@ommsterlitz1805 based

@Bobbies1 3 жыл бұрын

I mean have you seen America!

@sammysterling 3 жыл бұрын

@@ommsterlitz1805 as long as its not france, its good

@OrdinaryThings 3 жыл бұрын

Bring back Ordinary Things, he was great and haandsome, and...balls, forgot to log out.

@JustErix 3 жыл бұрын

Kind of a prick, been on too much lately. The pirate video crossed a line.

@imm0rt544 3 жыл бұрын

Stedeeeeeeee

@zousui7238 3 жыл бұрын

@@JustErix looks like someone’s jealous

@anzai7074 3 жыл бұрын

daddy

@dolphinpower1107 3 жыл бұрын

Nah guys overrated

@SgtBustanut 3 жыл бұрын

I just realised, once travel to the moon becomes really common, at any given time there's just going to be hundreds of tourists all taking the same shitty photo of themselves pretending to hold up the Earth

@paranodrum9171 3 жыл бұрын

I think it'd be too small, maybe grab it with a hand. It'd look roughly 4 times as big as the moon does from here.

@psmstr 3 жыл бұрын

@Parano DruM people holding it like a burger trying to take a bite

@WasatchWind 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe if the earth is low on the horizon they'll pretend to hit it with a golf club

@Surv1ve_Thrive 3 жыл бұрын

Taking an 'Earthy'.

@walrusArmageddon 3 жыл бұрын

Oof.... I think you just ruined Moon travel for me

@mrhouse8936 3 жыл бұрын

“Fat gay Pikachu” Pyro: *sweating profusely*

@spikepachita6026 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@gram. 2 жыл бұрын

fat gay pikachu

@Jack_Woods 2 жыл бұрын

IS IT FARTING THO' JUST ASKING O_O''''

@oca8847 2 жыл бұрын

dad?

@Justlilmonster 2 жыл бұрын

bruhh 💀💀

@benwilson6256 2 жыл бұрын

That's such nice attention to detail the fact that when internet historian rebutted pyros choice of a gun while he's depicted as king while dressed as a jester makes sense as only the kings jester could talk back or disagree with the king without getting cbt execution or sumthin.

@J-BiRTH 2 жыл бұрын

I mean considering a king would most certainly be surrounded my many advisors who's job it was to tell him how manage his kingdom as one person's knowledge would not be enough to run an entire country I'm more than certain simply disagreeing with the king would not carry nearly so harsh a punishment.

@arandomcommenter412 2 жыл бұрын

@@J-BiRTH Really depends on the king I’d say, if it’s king Henry you wouldn’t even have to say anything.

@goranpersson7726 Жыл бұрын

@@J-BiRTH that is generally true, advisors had a certain leeway however some rulers have had a general lack of intelligence. but the jester's role while technically was to entertain the court it was also to disagree with the king in a way that made him laugh (good rule of thumb for the court, if the jester just made a joke at the king's expense, wait until the king laughs)

@TheNwr1 Жыл бұрын

….I’m sorry….cbt execution? Cock-and-ball torture execution?

@FilthyCasualty Жыл бұрын

@@goranpersson7726 I’ll definitely be the person who snickers a little too loud and then my head is by the kingdom gates the next morning.

@ppogepenne2199 3 жыл бұрын

“Somewhere completely lawless and abandoned” “Yeah” “London”

@q.parablesque5610 3 жыл бұрын

Hello from Portland.

@jetstreamattano4176 3 жыл бұрын

Everywhere is lawless and abandoned if you look hard enough.

@montolonzo3836 3 жыл бұрын

*londonistan

3 жыл бұрын

Can Confirm. I live there. 🤣🤣

@dsambuk 3 жыл бұрын

*Gets stabbed*

@Pyrocynical 3 жыл бұрын

A British holiday is leaving the cellar for 15 minutes

@edwartvonfectonia4362 3 жыл бұрын

why you sound so different? It took me 5 minutes to realise it is you.

@pringleonthefloor25 3 жыл бұрын

piro

@alexk5907 3 жыл бұрын

Bring back Shrek has swag!

@simplylucas5939 3 жыл бұрын

Chewsday innit

@elektra81516 3 жыл бұрын

wasn't expecting the lesbian furry here

@ilokana1810 3 жыл бұрын

As a student pilot, I can confirm 75% of the buttons in the cockpit are for show.

@LordmonkeyTRM 2 жыл бұрын

So it's not just me who's comments get commented on by those weird bots good to know

@blackhawkuh-6026 Жыл бұрын

Engineers, but for us they are just for show.

@plokijum 10 ай бұрын

No. They also make a nice clonk sounds when you press it.

@gyromurphy 10 ай бұрын

I KNEW IT!!

@legallyrequired 2 жыл бұрын

I got lost in Spain on a school trip when I was 14. Somehow my level of middle school Spanish was enough to help me ask someone on the street in Madrid for help. I was so proud of myself for knowing what to say, and the lady responded with “…. I know English” Confidence instantly destroyed, but at least I found my group again.

@WASDLeftClick 3 жыл бұрын

14 year old Internet Historian getting so lost in Barcelona that he finds himself in Anor Londo is one of the best jokes I’ve ever seen.

@Nate_The_Penguin 3 жыл бұрын

*stumbles into the boss fight room of Smough & Ornstein*

@robertron5303 3 жыл бұрын

@@Nate_The_Penguin and tries to kill smough first

@WASDLeftClick 3 жыл бұрын

@@Nate_The_Penguin >implying he wouldn't get his head demolished by a beach umbrella first

@DanceTranced 3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't a joke

@brianong3359 3 жыл бұрын

@@Nate_The_Penguin maybe they are his parents

@TheTexas1994 3 жыл бұрын

I really hope Sumito recovers from his ball cancer soon, so he can come back on Incognito Mode

@rootboyfloat 3 жыл бұрын

He has one\ planned by he never updates his trello so I have no idea when it'll come out.

@MrGman636 3 жыл бұрын

I thought he had Ligma

@itsballtime 3 жыл бұрын

@AmosAlofSteel ligma balls

@fromtheotherguy3284 3 жыл бұрын

@AmosAlofSteel dragon deez nutz

@gamingdadaus4608 3 жыл бұрын

@AmosAlofSteel oh you sweet summer child.

@cheesy2440 2 жыл бұрын

These Improv segments are exactly why we need a dnd campaign with historian as the DM and all the in the field guests as the cast

@francegamer 2 жыл бұрын

8:37 theres actually a book called how to invent everything that holds pretty much every bit of knowledge you'd theoretically need to start civilization (more geared to working with neolithic humans but still a really good read)

@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I honestly think knowledge is the best thing you can bring. Far better than a gun.

@ogwemman 3 жыл бұрын

Internet Historian talking to his clone for 20 minutes

@walnut810 3 жыл бұрын

The collab we didn't deserve but needed

@Zorrotsu 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't expect this, but thank the gods it happened

@sobek6735 3 жыл бұрын

It’s weird, but a welcome surprise.

@yuckyskunk2021 3 жыл бұрын

they have very different flavors

@ManyKudos 3 жыл бұрын

bro what the hell

@nickgulch8936 3 жыл бұрын

yes

@ssto962 3 жыл бұрын

cant believe he cheated on you

@tinpan6052 3 жыл бұрын

He just constantly cheats on everyone else, internet historian is a player honestly

@danielseelye6005 3 жыл бұрын

@@tinpan6052 Don't hate the Player, hate the Game. 😎

@highpol1ce 3 жыл бұрын

I FUCKING KNOW! IT'S STILL NOT THE CONCORDIA Q&A! WHAT THE FUCK...... 2 weeks my fuckin ass.

@jamesmcvicker6642 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: the reason the villagers came to the church was because those bells were sometimes rung to signal an emergency like an attack or to signal danger. They were the OG tornado sirens.

@galactic-hamster7043 Жыл бұрын

So.. Minecraft logic?

@jamesmcvicker6642 Жыл бұрын

@@galactic-hamster7043 yeah kinda

@PANCAKEMINEZZ 3 жыл бұрын

Regarding the back to medieval times, depending on when, they'd have a concept of guns. I mean, even in the early middle ages they had early forms of canons. Even if they didn't they'd understand the object you're holding was the reason it killed the person you shot. They might be completely awestruck at how the mechanism worked, and you might get a peasant or two who thinks it's magic, but medieval people weren't stupid either.

@goranpersson7726 Жыл бұрын

big misconception people have for some godforsaken reason is that medieval people were stupid. no they were just as smart as modern humans, just have had less time to figure out things and less people were taught in schools

@dante_0962 Жыл бұрын

They believed in people with a dog head and religious figures argue about whether or not they could have salvation like man. So not as smart we are but understand what the gun is.

@ineedtherapy772 3 жыл бұрын

The whole Back-In-Time with a Gun bit is just InternetHistorian making Pyrocinical play D&D to show how dumb his plan is. Beautiful.

@Tavdogg11 3 жыл бұрын

By coincidence, I have been getting back into D&D, and I keep seeing D&D references everywhere.

@localmemesonly 3 жыл бұрын

@@Tavdogg11 oh shit same

@SweetMapple 3 жыл бұрын

@@Tavdogg11 and MoistCritikal even started a campaign. Real strange but I’m happy it’s coming back into popularity!

@dirtmonkey_14h2 3 жыл бұрын

@@SweetMapple It's been coming back for the last 5 years. It's everywhere atm.

@hp22h78 3 жыл бұрын

The only thing that would make it better is if the interpreter makes it to the Royal Court for her skill in several languages while Pyro's dragged to jail for killing a guard.

@akisa7865 3 жыл бұрын

The video hasn't started yet and he's already making weird noises, this is gonna be good

@holeindanssock156 3 жыл бұрын

Lul. 🌞

@Mansini77 3 жыл бұрын

Ah guh -bang-

@orderofmagnitude-TPATP 3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm all i got is advertising.....ohh theres the phonics!

@mikemo1993 3 жыл бұрын

10,000% agreed.

@AP-0 3 жыл бұрын

I used this video (before seeing it) to test if the sound worked on my computer. It's was a hilarious moment coming from the big audio system.

@tearainey1 Жыл бұрын

This is the only channel where I'll watch Nord VPN adverts. The sheer creativity, I hope they pay you well because you're the only youtuber whose even gotten me to consider using it.

@definitelynotdoingcrimes8634 2 жыл бұрын

I traveled a bit of Europe with my sister, and at every monument I took a picture of me doing the thing where I was holding it between my fingers, only I was intentionally missing it in every single picture. So somewhere she has an album of just that.

@VEE3RDEYE 3 жыл бұрын

Just send all the homeless to mars innit

@ytnukesme1600 3 жыл бұрын

Terraformas plot in a nutshell.

@bartholomewdan 3 жыл бұрын

Or the prisoners. Worked for Britain.

@yonker1219 3 жыл бұрын

@@bartholomewdan Mars is just planet Australia.

@logancoe4187 3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit its Vee!

@jbb8261 3 жыл бұрын

Please

@punchlineonline6530 3 жыл бұрын

The homeless would so just chill on the Escalator. Officer: "Sir I'm going to need you to move." Homeless man: "But I'm always moving officer."

@Blazo_Djurovic 3 жыл бұрын

Officer: Sir, STOP! Homeless: But I'm standing sti- BANG BANG! Officer: He was running away, you all saw it!

@name_5927 3 жыл бұрын

hobo AFK machine

@bastiangalaz4580 3 жыл бұрын

If i steal something, and I’m so drunk I fall on one of those, I’m on the run, right? Like it will make the punishment more severe

@Thomas-wm2zy 2 жыл бұрын

It took me a while to realize that Pyrocynical’s dad was just artificially aged pyro.

@thecpmr6276 2 жыл бұрын

They literally just described the plot of a Connecticut Yankee in king Arthur's court.

@toffelskater1149 3 жыл бұрын

Glad to see Pyro's dad spending quality time with his son after finally serving his sentence.

@calumsteel3683 3 жыл бұрын

Happy family

@colem9445 3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit the memories

@toby319 3 жыл бұрын

Way underrated comment 💀💀💀

@teukufarhan2434 3 жыл бұрын

Before*

@Mr._Sherwood 3 жыл бұрын

So then, IH is Pyro's dad damn this lore is getting deep

@CourtneyCoulson 3 жыл бұрын

14 year old Historian was pretty resourceful, I would never have been found again at that age in that situation.

@craviel7360 3 жыл бұрын

Fr I would have been on one of them buzzfeed series

@sophiepollak9514 3 жыл бұрын

local 14 year old here, I would have had a panic attack in a corner and never be seen again

@moonbug7252 3 жыл бұрын

I would have just had a meltdown probably

@Max-zs8zr 3 жыл бұрын

Neither but I also wouldn’t have gotten lost in the first place

@smilesfordays 3 жыл бұрын

I probably wouldn’t have gone around the second corner to lose the only other human I knew in a country...

@particularbored6072 2 жыл бұрын

*"I can't believe I'm in the past...bang bang bang bang bang!"* is one of the funniest damn things I've seen in awhile. Had a great laugh IH; you're quick on it, man. That whole past trip was brilliant.

@TheEFVG 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: "Ye Olde" is pronounced as: "The old". Old/Middle English is quite understandable when listened to, it's the way of writing that has changed a lot more.

@smileymalaise Жыл бұрын

Old and Middle English are completely different languages from modern day English and wouldn't sound like anything you've heard before.

@Fightikus 3 жыл бұрын

Pyro's dad rang the bell and turned up the world's difficulty for everyone, that's why the villagers were angry.

@latsoplog 3 жыл бұрын

*sinister burden*

@frennamco2984 3 жыл бұрын

He can always just use the item and revert everything back to normal, but only casuals do that.

@marcelpurcel5136 3 жыл бұрын

That's why he's in prison now

@purplehaze2358 2 жыл бұрын

That story about getting lost while looking for a bakery feels like a real life horror story despite the comedic framing.

@happyvocal 2 жыл бұрын

Internet Historian is such an entertaining dungeon master and Pyro quickly losing control of the plot made me lose it haha he fucked the whole situation

@Durtaz 3 жыл бұрын

Me randomly searching internet historian incognito to see if I missed a notification and finding a “ten seconds ago” video. I am in tune with the universe.

@Bobbies1 3 жыл бұрын

Bro I just woke up to see this in my inbox with 2 seconds

@ammarsp 3 жыл бұрын

Indeed you are chosen one

@savagepinksock 3 жыл бұрын

i watched the vid last week

@violetjones6559 3 жыл бұрын

I have notifications on still got here like 45 minutes after.

@thepizzatime3502 3 жыл бұрын

I am one with the youtube and the youtube is with me

@lhays117 3 жыл бұрын

Internet Historian could just make his entire video be one giant ad for NordVPN and it would still be better than 90% of videos on KZfaq.

@smilesfordays 3 жыл бұрын

If you take it all into account, that number really isn’t all that off base...

@dr_birb 3 жыл бұрын

Stop shilling ads kids

@higgsbonbon 3 жыл бұрын

@@dr_birb not all advertising is bad, *kid*

@dr_birb 3 жыл бұрын

@@higgsbonbon >shills ads >calls me a kid Self awareness below 0

@thesmithchristian 8 ай бұрын

I would totally watch an Isekai anime about a sinister/or normal guy traveling to old engliand with a gun and taking over.

@Indigo_Gaming 3 жыл бұрын

A sudden change of topic after all this talk about Epstein Theme Park Island left me hangin'.

@captainbarndoor8530 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they could a Epstien festival similar to fire festival where they invite the best and richest p3dos to the island

@chungbingus1411 3 жыл бұрын

What are YOU doing here sir? Hello :D

@FangsInMyLeg 3 жыл бұрын

hey

@AncientSlugThrower 3 жыл бұрын

Look, I don't care how you spin it, you are not gonna get me to pay you $3.00 so I can go dig up some toddler bones.

@kat4918 3 жыл бұрын

Man, reading this before watching the video is hilarious

@aerodblade1601 3 жыл бұрын

I haven't seen a pyrocynical video in years and it took me ages to realize it was actually him. He sounds like an actual human now instead of a cartoon character with his deep voice.

@greenninja9330 3 жыл бұрын

He’s non longer deflated lung pyro

@Peek935 3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you’re right it really doesn’t sound like him at all 😂

@milkywayflea404 3 жыл бұрын

I still watch his content from time to time and it still took me a while to realize it's him

@azerul1055 3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a buzz cut lesbian at first. It was after I knew it was pyro too

@foxbuns 3 жыл бұрын

you must not have heard hes a furry then

@AllTheOthers 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't recommend a pistol for the medieval era because medieval armor is actually known in some cases to be thick enough and angled enough to bounce low caliber bullets and even stop certain rifle caliber rounds.

@kw.6646 Жыл бұрын

Rocket launcher then lmao

@goranpersson7726 Жыл бұрын

small arms would not be recommended because while really convenient to carry you are quite right in that atleast late medieval times (around 1400ish and up) guns (arquebus) existed and armor was currently being geared towards protecting against guns. the whole big thing with armor at the time was that muskets and such were becoming more frequent on the battlefield and therefor full coverage in plate wasnt ideal anymore since you were starting to need heavier and heaver armor. they started to reduce the amount of coverage in exchange for thicker plate so that it could stop bullets while still keeping atleast the most important parts covered

@jason1182000 Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty certain most pistol calibers above a .22 LR would defeat medieval era armor, most offer better velocity, have better shaped projectiles, and are using a far better propellant than the firearms that led to the obsolescence of plate armor.

@Goatbeez 2 жыл бұрын

I had a dream I was in the Netherlands all alone, sent there alone, walking around with just a sheet in a blanket, but I have no idea what it actually looks like. In my dream the whole thing was basically a theme park

@ugerwashy 3 жыл бұрын

That entire situation about the gun and the guards is literally just a typical D&D session

@mtlacunae8659 3 жыл бұрын

Including the part where the DM says I ruin the encounter.

@willmarsden7657 2 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, a parties biggest weakness. "Sorry, you're not getting it". "Wait, what?"

@goldengears5355 2 жыл бұрын

It's actually just a story that was ripped off from Mark Twain. No seriously, look it up! Mark Twain wrote about this exact same story!

@joshuapatrick682 2 жыл бұрын

Except this one actually progresses instead of everyone just getting high and watching adult swim…

@jonathonmama4921 2 жыл бұрын

@@goldengears5355 conneticut yankee in king arthur's court?

@TheHelsinkiForager 3 жыл бұрын

Weirdly enough, if you're Finnish you could concievably go back in time 600 or so years and still communicate rather easily with the people in Finland.

@PutkisenSetä 3 жыл бұрын

A Finn would be able to speak to Estonians in those days. Which is even more weird.

@carwyn3691 3 жыл бұрын

Same with Icelandic

@teathesilkwing7616 3 жыл бұрын

Same with Romanian I think

@Fortzon 3 жыл бұрын

I agree that it'd be easier compared to bigger languages like English but Finnish still has a lot of old loan words from Swedish and Proto-Germanic language (e.g. kuningas comes from PGmc kuningaz) so Agricola's Finnish would probably have couple differences. And if our modern colloquial Finnish already differs quite a lot from written Finnish, imagine the Finnish dialects back when Agricola was writing down standard literary Finnish for the first time :D

@mlgsans6085 3 жыл бұрын

@@PutkisenSetä as an estonian im gonna do that, go 600 years back in time and speak estonian with finnish people probably would be easier than speaking estonian with estonians 600 years ago

@TheMagnumDon Жыл бұрын

That is why when you theoretically get the ability to travel back in time, bring a shit ton of books with you books about modern technology, chemistry and physics more specifically. maybe a couple of books about motor vehicles and firearms while you are at it.

@TheDanishGuyReviews 2 жыл бұрын

"Everyone I've talked to hate California." Even the Vice Mayor in the show Mr. Mayor. She thought the best thing that could happen to her beloved LA was for the mountain lions and other wildlife to take over, and for the humans to move away, because it's not a settlement fit for human beings.

@scientificbrony 3 жыл бұрын

I really didn't guess that was Pyrocynical. When he's not trying to overdo his voice I didn't know at all

@goatlib2338 3 жыл бұрын

I'm still not sure lol.

@Banshee617 3 жыл бұрын

BROTHER

@keenanmccarty9925 3 жыл бұрын

Same I still don’t know for sure it’s him

@FelipeJaquez 3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't hitting up kids so I was sure it wasn't him

@squabbbb 3 жыл бұрын

He didn't fart on a dog once it's impressive

@irish3641 3 жыл бұрын

Man found in home in severe mental distress by law enforcement while screaming "Fat gay pikachu"

@missingindy Жыл бұрын

6:45 ah yes, the skill that medieval guards are famous for: mitosis

@Grim_sights 3 жыл бұрын

I’d trust any man who opens up their video saying “wuah!”

@zaregoto6022 3 жыл бұрын

Pyro holds the interpreter as hostage and uses her as a human shield. Pyro's Dad pulls a rope of a bell and puts the blame on his kid. Like father, like son

@eduardocherry7268 3 жыл бұрын

New Pyro lore: Pyro’s father went to prison after the bell incident

@PutkisenSetä 3 жыл бұрын

Pyro's dad slowly faded out of existence because of the bell's curse.

@LuccaZa 3 жыл бұрын

@@PutkisenSetä Turned hollow because he forgot to ring the Second bell

@Hyraethian 2 жыл бұрын

8:16 The most heartwarming put down I've ever heard.

@dennisjohansen8490 Жыл бұрын

Something About Nord is a better love story than Twilight.

@gabecornett8185 3 жыл бұрын

When I was 17 I signed up to be an exchange student in Taiwan. Showed up only having learned “hello” and “thank you”. Third phrase I ever learned was “what is this called” and basically that was my ultimate learning tool.

@danielight4796 3 жыл бұрын

interesting for how long did you stay?

@PoshBeard 3 жыл бұрын

Tell me how long you stayed or I'll use your trachea as a spoon for chili.

@gabecornett8185 3 жыл бұрын

@@danielight4796 a year! It was hard for sure but everyone in my host family was really encouraging and kind. (Side note my Mandarin got to be decent during that time but I have definitely let it fall off again...still know more than hello and thank you)

@gabecornett8185 3 жыл бұрын

@@PoshBeard see above

@goatwarrior3570 3 жыл бұрын

Go to medieval England and start shooting a gun expecting them to think it's magic. Medieval English - "This Frenchman has a small handcannon. Loose the arrows and charge!!".

@fasterthandragons7908 3 жыл бұрын

M60a6, I choose you!

@stunner9005 3 жыл бұрын

They would just steal it and try to copy it.

@chinsaw2727 3 жыл бұрын

@@stunner9005 A couple of blacksmiths would probably be able to reverse engineer a gun

@sumvs5992 3 жыл бұрын

@@chinsaw2727 I mean sure, they could, but they wouldn't have the tools necessary to build them properly

@ItsLerez 3 жыл бұрын

@@sumvs5992 I think reverse engineering would be taking it apart and figuring out how it works. Then making their own version on the principals and mechanics of the gun. Probably like an early handcannon or musket

@riead1983 2 жыл бұрын

I am extremely high and I have no idea what's going on, but I am 110% entertained. Bravo!.

@foxtailedcritter 3 жыл бұрын

16:23 Like Sydney. Legit all we have is a shitty bridge & opera house. Yet everything is over priced here & one of the most expensive places to live with no nightlife. It sucks.

@baumaffe7649 3 жыл бұрын

This series is just Internet Historian finding people to DM magicless DnD for.

@yuckyskunk2021 3 жыл бұрын

u gotta get the right rolls

@amneenja5720 3 жыл бұрын

@@yuckyskunk2021 pyro rolled a 1 on the charisma check at the gates of the castle

@psychospeech6189 3 жыл бұрын

@@amneenja5720 did he roll anything but 1's for the whole thing

@amneenja5720 3 жыл бұрын

@@psychospeech6189 natural 20 for shooting the guard in the head

@cashcleaner 3 жыл бұрын

“42 Spanish Way? Oh yeah, that’s in the Spanish District.”

@Merugaf 3 жыл бұрын

"do you come estas often to the Spanish district? Haha ofcourse you don't."

@gunsol900 3 жыл бұрын

All of these videos make me feel like I'm watching one of those late night adult swim shows like sealab 2021, and I love it.

@t-man369 Жыл бұрын

He disclosed that the hotel in Spain he was staying at just recently opened at that time. Also, IE said he was 14 or 15 years old. A while ago, I did find that specific hotel online. It opened in either 2004 or 2005, which would place IEs birth year as either 1990 or 1991.

@kumardickshit1530 Жыл бұрын

Get a life

@garrick3727 11 ай бұрын

How do you know which hotel it was, since there was nothing real in the video. Just because he had a picture of a new hotel, doesn't mean it was the hotel he stayed at.

@t-man369 11 ай бұрын

@@garrick3727 He said something pertaining the name in the video, which was enough to go out and find it. I also do believe that specific hotel was the only one having a brand new opening in Barcelona that year.

@t-man369 11 ай бұрын

@@garrick3727 I tried replecating my research and got nowhere. I was drunk, during my initial investigation, mind you. I am quite sure, however, that I was onto something with calling whatever I unearthed. I cannot prove it, but i'm sure whatever I said carried weight.

@_Stagnate_ 3 жыл бұрын

"what would you do on the moon?" "Probably spend a whole hour just staring at the earth, getting existential, just thinking about how I'm not on it anymore." "I wanna dig a hole"

@slazarmcflazar4372 3 жыл бұрын

Internet Historina on twitter when he got 3 mil: "Sorry Sumito now I can only hang out with the big boys." *i didnt expect him to actually do it*

@GangGang-qk1se 3 жыл бұрын

I miss Sumito he is so much better

@slazarmcflazar4372 3 жыл бұрын

@@GangGang-qk1se I was kinda thinking about having more than 1 guest in these videos

@theonlyplain 3 жыл бұрын

@@GangGang-qk1se he will back ih is just tryna vary the guests

@SugaMot 2 жыл бұрын

I'm embarrassed that it's taken me this long to realize that Internet Historian would make an excellent Dungeon Master for a game of D&D

@ArjunSidhan 2 жыл бұрын

Whatever Nord VPN is paying you, they should at least double it

@ZenoDovahkiin 3 жыл бұрын

Pyro's in for a rude awakening when he finds out that late medieval Europeans had guns.

@Justlilmonster 3 жыл бұрын

omg totally

@flowgangsemaudamartoz7062 3 жыл бұрын

No Automatic tho. And shitty munition.

@_mossy_8520 3 жыл бұрын

Id probably bring a flamethrower for intimidation

@MediHusky 3 жыл бұрын

Just bring an m134 and a several crates of ammunition on pallet jacks. Don't forget your duct tape.

@slyseal2091 3 жыл бұрын

Pyro's in for a rude awakening when he finds out that Bows were invented before written history

@pizzatime8404 3 жыл бұрын

This escalated quickly. “Oh, how would traveling back in time with advanced technology work?” “THIS IS EPSTEIN’S ISLAND”

@defaltar7702 3 жыл бұрын

I thought I just skip some part

@gram. 2 жыл бұрын

Where fat gay pikachu spent some time as a fleshlight

@thetntsheep4075 2 жыл бұрын

This travelated quickly*

@bradycalidonna5547 2 жыл бұрын

@@LauReXyLL oh cool

@returntosenderrickluvmorty2157 2 жыл бұрын

@@bradycalidonna5547 Hi, I’m Chris Hansen. Why don’t you take a seat?

@SpecialK234 2 жыл бұрын

By far you do the best promo ads in your videos. You make it so fun I die laughing at what is essentially a commercial 😂

@JeconkGuy 2 жыл бұрын

I can't get enough of these Nord sponsorships

@Bananaboy994 3 жыл бұрын

The Internet Historian Adniverse is the most amibtious crossover to date

@Shigellosis 3 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for a "Internet Historian: Endgame"

@InkRose 3 жыл бұрын

NordVPN Man and Pyro's DeadSpace Ad Break Man should do a collab together

@Guyinatrenchcoatandhat 3 жыл бұрын

The universe would collapse

@lazcentral4828 3 жыл бұрын

@Nugget good

@GINGERPHILIP 2 жыл бұрын

You are the only KZfaqr I am aware of that makes the ads extremely entertaining.

@TheZanzibarMan 2 жыл бұрын

Well this just turned into a Choose Your Own Adventure and I love it.

@gravenightghoul 3 жыл бұрын

I'm very curious how the Historian's mom reacted to him coming back to the hotel after 9+ hours when all he was doing was just "going to the bakery".

@tuttosalve8352 3 жыл бұрын

It was like 1970 so no one cared

@trevor5933 3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, uh, hey sport. Glad you came back. I was totally worried I lost you forever..."

@remains10 3 жыл бұрын

@@tuttosalve8352 yeah maybe the mid 70’s

@MsTryana 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-so3nj7rj1d thats only his physical age

@deadliestvice5356 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-so3nj7rj1d How would you know?

@NidotheKing 3 жыл бұрын

Accurate time traveling scenario. Everyone really overestimates one guy with a gun vs a militant medieval society who is very desensitized to war.

@jffry890 3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention that they know what firearms are to some extent. And projectile weapons. They're medieval, not cavemen. Even cavemen will understand it's a weapon the moment you shoot someone with it.

@bigpigeon2384 3 жыл бұрын

@@jffry890 depending on when in the medieval period you arrive they’ll just straight up know what guns( or at least cannons) are and think you just have a very advanced one

@ShivamPatel-yq7rr 3 жыл бұрын

@@jffry890 and a archer with a lot of trailing is better than a dumbass with gun

@theinfernoburns 3 жыл бұрын

I would bring back a lethal disease I had immunity to, wipe out certain populations and tell people that it they didn't listen to me and make me their leader they would die.

@user-yu3ge4iv8r 3 жыл бұрын

@@theinfernoburns Isn't that literally what they thought witches did?

@GreatWorkBoss 3 жыл бұрын

That Nordvpn parody commercial was the most early 2000s romcom thing is ever seen.

@avatarschlaang1105 3 жыл бұрын

Historian you gotta add this to the in the field playlist!!

@dundledoesthings3890 3 жыл бұрын

I love how it becomes a weird DnD scenario with Pyro firing a pistol at archers, from talking about traveling.

@James11111 3 жыл бұрын

Right? I couldn't pinpoint the exact moment, but at some point my mind just switched to d&d mode during that.

@gusbabiski 3 жыл бұрын

Change the modern pistol to a homebrew flintlock and boom D&D

@gusbabiski 3 жыл бұрын

It's not even that weird of a scenario

@heistingcrusader_ad3223 3 жыл бұрын

The archer class is really made of archers

@blaeser13 3 жыл бұрын

Internet Historian at 2:36: "I'm a lost little boy." Steve the improv guy: "No you're not."

@schiz0phren1c 3 жыл бұрын

"you are dead"

@hansihintersoos7581 2 жыл бұрын

Love the Rattay Feast music in the background, you're a man of culture.

@tdab3883 2 жыл бұрын

As an aviation student I confirm that the buttons all work and have a purpose ALL OF THEM

@charliejones5563 3 жыл бұрын

1:04 I love how 'Hide The Pain Harold' has just become perfectly synonymous with Internet Historian

@lookatmahsword9082 3 жыл бұрын

Now I wanna see a DnD campaign hosted by Internet Historian

@agenticex 3 жыл бұрын

Additional players would have to be: Mandalore, Sseth, Shammy, JoCat, Puffin, Zee Bashew, Ymfah, Limit Breaker grandpa. I'm missing a few here. help?

@amberhernandez 3 жыл бұрын

@@agenticex Eyyyy Ymfah fans unite!

@hackhenk 3 жыл бұрын

@@agenticex Throw in Joel Harver, and you're good to go.

@aidan3841 3 жыл бұрын

@@hackhenk haver?

@thedangboi7198 3 жыл бұрын

this video made me realize the power of dnd social distancing

@2dsingerofgorillaz907 7 ай бұрын

First time I heard you guys was a year ago, when I was pushing carts in the Walmart parking lot. I was introduced to y’all by my GF. Here I am , in England , by her side. About to go back to the USA because of wrong visa to which I will be once more pushing carts in a walmart parking lot and listening to y’all

@mickey_jim2770 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being the guy who invented the travelator and then realising that people just stand on it instead of walking

@daanstrik4293 3 жыл бұрын

Which annoyed the fuck out of me as a kid (even now actually). I like to go zoom zoom and these fucks are in the way

@VectraMedia 3 жыл бұрын

My biggest pet peeve

@minecraftshieldworshiper7776 3 жыл бұрын

I assumed they're for putting your heavy baggage next to you so you don't have to carry it all the way.

@joinsideke 3 жыл бұрын

I tried that once and nearly fell on my face when I got off.

@natebowman7593 3 жыл бұрын

"Completely lawless, and abandoned... London!" I laughed way too hard at this joke!

@Neophage 3 жыл бұрын

What joke?

@Funkiy 3 жыл бұрын

@@Neophage ok

@texasrox2010 3 жыл бұрын

painter that's even funnier than the original joke XD

@fieldoregon6679 3 жыл бұрын

@famous austrian painter or Detroit

@fallout1. 2 жыл бұрын

14:56: Funny how pyro brings this up because the card on screen sold for $5.2 million

@Roz_Clear 2 жыл бұрын

Props to IE for making a video w/ Pyro after his controversy. Respect!

@ironwoodkid9577 3 жыл бұрын

Internet Historian's videos are like a nice freeze-your-nuts-off cold beer on a hot day

@denistannenberg 3 жыл бұрын

I had a few of those today, can confirm

@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 3 жыл бұрын

What I just used to keep them in the freezer it's a lot cooler👍😎

@matheussanthiago9685 3 жыл бұрын

it's like the first sip of cold water when it's 3am and you wake thirsty enough to get out of bed

@protection1609 3 жыл бұрын

“This edible ain’t shit” 5 minutes later: 0:00

@esqandardan 2 жыл бұрын

14:50 on my country, instead using some random cards/ special plastic , we usually use bottle, like any bottle that range from mineral bottle to mountain dew bottle and we strap it on same place as the one in the video OR any part of the bicycle that the plastic can touch the tire

@snz_iisera 2 жыл бұрын

15:06 i remember putting plastic bottle under a bike fender and it will sound like a motorbike. soviet engineering moment.

@punishedsneed 3 жыл бұрын

"I bent fat gay Pikachu." I'm crying from laughter LMFAOOO

@Renizzle 3 жыл бұрын

Lol pyrocynical’s laugh fucking kills me

@cjsMcKeown 3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: his mum definitely knew the bakery wasn’t just ‘to the left’

@jameseason3283 3 жыл бұрын

That was definitely her plan all along.

@flowgangsemaudamartoz7062 3 жыл бұрын

To get some of the local spanish meat?

@ellusiv5121 3 жыл бұрын

Crazy how some parents would totally do that. I know because my dad tried it on me.

@user-ke3sk6jd3h 3 жыл бұрын

@@ellusiv5121 You're telling me most kids don't lean to swim by being thrown in a river?

@GordonFreemayne 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, IH, it's to the left and about 100 miles. Keep walking until your feet bleed. It's there.

@Ratsos12 3 жыл бұрын

It’s so sad that TIH died before finding a way back. RIP

@hieronymusboss7705 2 жыл бұрын

I admire your dedication IH. Even when you've committed to doing nothing but mumbling for your intro...you still work a violent gun bit into it. If I didn't know you were an Aussie, I'd think you were American. Bravo my dude.

@nickeon2 3 жыл бұрын

Pyro really killed this collab. When he said "I'm bringing the translator from the medieval bit" I lost it

@matthewsawczyn6592 3 жыл бұрын

Classic LA experience: Sit in traffic Visit crowded beach Turn down crack More traffic Stew in hate Brag about how awesome it is to your family & friends

@bigfish3846 3 жыл бұрын

Add: Wish you went to San Diego

@awildtomappeared5925 3 жыл бұрын

last step: move somewhere better and to keep up the lie about how awesome it was to your family and friends you vote for the same stuff in your new place

@bbbildhuu 3 жыл бұрын

Turn down crack? Def not la experience

@88SLLS 3 жыл бұрын

You shouldn't have turned down the crack. That's what makes living in LA bearable.

@amberchailland8620 3 жыл бұрын

>only offered crack 5 times Must of been a slow day, usualy its around 20 or more.

@anamusingidiot2565 2 жыл бұрын

I think Ryan Gosling would be down to play a character as dynamic and interesting as Nordman.

@richardherkert7436 Жыл бұрын

LOL @2:03 Your line on the map went through the street where I live. I love random coincidences like this.

@nutsandbolts1264 3 жыл бұрын

I like how he gave a realistic responce to the situation of Pyrocynicals encounter to the situation, he didn't try to outsmart him, instead he just genuinely tried to make it as close as it could happen in real life

@couchmaster3773 2 жыл бұрын

The mark of a true DM