You person are bringing up memories I have LONG suppressed

Y’know how old memories usually bring nostalgia and pleasant memories? Well I just got the opposite of nostalgia. I’m haunted by those stupid quotes >:(

pin.it/1puVr3E The uniquest of people

Am I the only one who was obsessed with them? /s

@@prayaag1999 No, same. I used to think they were the best

Haha so relatable so funny

Wow, sad

I am disappointed that it was the first thing he thought of

Sed lyfe

@@littlemanwithhat1966 A lot of stand up comedians make sexual jokes

Dude. Kurtis Conner did the exact opposite. He started out precious and happy, now he just seems like a bitter dad.. from the 80's

@@woahjeck5137 it’s funny tho,right?

i kinda miss when drew was like this but i get it, his fan base was a lot smaller back then

I feel like he's circling back to being angry again. It's nice 😊

He's just professionally annoyed now, in some videos he does get irritated but with more fancy words and cleverly made bits. Long story short his ranting has simply evolved with more intention.

y'know at one point of your life you just dye your hair. *insert a picture of a minion wearing a blue haired wig*

@@st4nleythat’s a GOOD one🤣🤣🤣 i’ll be sending this one to the grandkids xx🍷

Probably because the people dumb enough to do it need instructions

Rifty

I dont understand

omg i almost forgot where my elbow was thank you

@Toasty Potate トトロ!!!!

frankwaymustdie OMG I WAS THINKING THAT THE WHOLE TIME

frankwaymustdie T E L L I T A G A I N

Mathias Muñoz *H A H A I D O T H A T*

alissa williams *t h i s g u y i s A W E S O M E*

Mathias Muñoz *Y E A H I T W A S*

this is true, I understand it

yes.

No, no. You have a point.

agreed %100.

it really does make sense to me too

*laughs in single*

My ace ass feels attacked

I have no friends to laugh at this with

“relatable comedy like food” **laughs in photosynthesis**

ARTEM DORDZHIEV Not really, but it can be

omg bruh you deadass a nigga in 2020 lmao omg im dyin please fuckin help me

Lol

Blo0dw1ng You alright Buddha?

@@blo0dw1ng21 what are you even trying to say? you have so much texting slang it's obnoxious

@Blo0dw1ng *you sound like a soundcloud rapper*

Its on par with the whole "like if u agree/like if u get the joke!!!!"

same with "stop... just... stop.." TYPED OUT

*perfectly good, funny comment* Edit: thank you all for _____ likes!😁😌☺️🥰

Does anyone else need food and water to live? Just me? I'll leave...

@@shytown7083 the dots are enraging lol

Sphylix when was that

He's actually rly bad at spelling stuff so he prolly actually got it wrong lol

@@ryanhansen3037 the beginning it's spelled "genious" and it changes at 0:50

Dusty oh thanks

lmaooo I didn't notice he fixed it xd

yes!! he totally rambles in his old videos but in his new videos he has organized and scripted rambles LOL

That's precisely who shares Minion quotes on Facebook XD

Stop attacking my mom :'(

My 65-year-old mom is constantly trying to share these with me on Facebook, and I finally broke it to her that I do not find them funny. Now my aunt is her new target, but at least she's in the right age range. lol

Don’t forget White and Antivax

#mamasontrend

you do realize that’s a satirical minion quote, right?

No

i hate that i found this as funny as i did

Relatable

@@hehehe4364 no

drew gooden said trans rights 2k17

now THATS a relatable mem-

he gets it ✌️😔

Congrats on the gender, everyone

barf

Maybe he was grumpy because he was far apart from Amanda because they weren't engaged or married yet...? 😂 Idk the timelines

Probably work lol

Amanda was still in Afghanistan

btw he is SOOOO handsome when he smiles

Here’s the door 🚪

Not impressed

penut butter relatable

@@mack7235 Not relatable, impressed

OmG i ThoUgHt iT wAs jUst me :0

Sí

Jokes on you I'm disliking the video

Thund3rL0rd HS MS that was about as original as breathing air

Thanks Paul

paul, are you okay

WeaselToad hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no

Where?

@@mani_stud I think the original commenter is insinuating that Lilly Singh's jokes are parallel in humor to the "jokes" Drew is roasting in the video. He didnt actually address Lilly in the video. But it's also pretty funny to read this comment now because he has a more recent video about Lillys talk show

@@ferntella oh ok, Thanks!

This is Danny.

@@blocksksksks obviously smh

idk why though, because thats why words for types of math exist, like algebra, calculus, etc; "math" just seems like an all encompassing title which is why i think it fits better.

@@monke980 but there's more than one. i dunno, i prefer maths but i can see why it threw him for a second.

Would you guys call it Sciences then? Much along the same lines in logic.

@@colorblockpoprocks6973 ...yeah?

@@colorblockpoprocks6973 how? It's not sciencematics or anything, it's just a short word. Mathematics implies there is more than one branch of math

Wow😳

i don’t believe you edit: WAIT YOU’RE RIGHT HE POSTED HIS 5K SUB SPECIAL A COUPLE VIDEOS AFTER THIS

Holy shit this is the first vid I saw from him lol I forgot he had like 5k

WHATTT

Look at him now ☺️ so proud of him

Madi L I guess you could say it's relatable

Julia Cunningham m

Madi L komm

Felix Eisenmenger l L

Julia Cunningham

maffs class

Given how shit our education system is, I’m surprised that any Aussie student thinks maths sounds good.

Savannah Long 😂😂

Savannah Long water.

Savannah Long soap + water

Savannah Long I figured out a great skin care routine. I know I'm not who you were asking but I'd figure I'd try and help you out anyhow :) The Morning: 1. Wash face with an "Oxy Deep Cleansing Pad" (don't use soap and water as it drys your skin out). 2. Put on and throughly rub in "Nivea Mattifying Day Cream" and let it dry (it has sun screen in it which really makes a difference). 3. Once the first cream is dry, put "Neutrogena Healthy Skin Winkle Cream" on and throughly rub it in until dry. Even if you're 21 you should still use this proactivly. I also like to rub some on the back of my hands. 4. Finish off with some under the eye cream of your choice (the name rubbed off mine, sorry) to help with bags. Rub in until dry. Mid Day: 1. Clean with "Oxy Deep Cleansing Pad". 2. Put on and throughly rub in "Nivea Sensitive Day Care" cream and let dry. 3. Repeat step 3 and 4 above. Night: 1. Repeat step 1 above. 2. Put on and throughly rub in "Nivea Moisturizing Night Care" and let dry. 3. Repeat step 3 and 4 above. When Showering make sure to use some type of anti Acne exfoliating cream when you first get in. Do not use soap and water on your face. Once you get out, do the steps for whatever time of day it is (morning, mid day or night). Use an Oxy pad in between the morning-mid day and mid day-night as you are always touching your skin through out the day. Hope this helps. It's made my skin look like a porcelain doll's. Don't forget to moisturize your lips through out the day with a good lip chap.

TheWeekndXOTWOD&MJTheKingOfPop Do I need to use the moisturiser with sun screen if I never leave my home?

entropy that's the point

Pancake Lord But I don't think it is.

Losshe good one, did anyone like this joke too?

Lmao

abbiiON am I the only one who liked his joke?

Am I the only one who realised what he did there ?

Gotta hate em’ all! Youtubè!

The “32 years young” always gets me

I thought it said onion memes *just me... ok.*

And my name is Wheatley

*_32 years young_*

"32 years old"? Yeah right, *Gladys*, back to the nursing home.

canada says math

The Philippines says math

@@Liam_The_Great isn’t Canada a part of America…?

Jamaica says Math

@@bushral.tasneem5464 the original commenter said "every country except america" meaning he was referring to the country of america, i.e. the united states

YoloMaster Sherr now I’m counting how many times I breath in a minute aka voluntary breathing 😂

I'm more quirkier, my lungs are clogged so I need special drugs to unclog it to breathe same as everyone. Oh shit IT'S ASTHMA 🤦

Oh no I’m focusing on how many times I inhale fuck fuck fuck

YoloMaster Sherr same!

wait shit i counted and timed my breathing and i do it like thirty times a minute fuck

I don't know why this cracked me up so much...

I'm pretty sure it's just you, dude

Dude Wth is wrong with you...

I shower with extra amounts of clothing wtf you weirdo.

Yuneydy Paredes That’s disgusting. No one does that.

her name is leftatlondon (on twitter) and she makes awesome music!

Haha same

Is that the 'Theres only one race, the human ra- what about NASCAR?!' dude?

ReformedFeminist Bitch Shes a girl, and yes!

Yes

am i the only one who has eaten jesus? just me? ok

juulmourning uwu uhhhhhhhh

You’ve become the very thing you’ve sworn to destroy

Ooh Wee Ooh I look just like Buddy Holly

*anyone committed 96 war crimes and are now fugitives in 47 countries? Just me?.... ok*

I DIDNT NOTICE TYYY he may spell maths wrong but he’s got such good humour shdjsj

Omg I just noticed

Do you think he does that to see if people notice

Thats the Drewest thing Ive ever seen, and Ive seen this video several times

@@samyen3210 what do you mean? doesnt everyone put a fork like that

I thought my question about the word “Genius” (the fact that it was misspelled for a part of the video) was good, that’s 10x better!

Ethan Telaak when was that?!?

Ethan Telaak OMG I JUST READ IT AS HW SAID IT LOL

1:38

Ethan Telaak you’re*

from malnourishment?

I take it a step further and I stand just outside the door waving goodbye to my dogs. They don't understand English but will almost certainly understand culture specific ways of non verbally saying goodbye. I talk to them all the time too about everything. Although sometimes I'm using the dogs as cover so people don't know I'm talking to myself. I found out recently that my closest friend already knew I spoke to myself so the subterfuge obviously didn't work as well as I'd hoped.

I talk to my pets too! It's pretty normal.

It's the colonization

@@littlemau1360 what the fuck are you even talking about

u dont ?????

And less then half of the English speaking world. Don't forget only a third of Amaricans have a passport, but that's more people then every other English speaking country.

@@myself2noone Indians tip things our way though. They aren't natives, but they use English enough that they should probably count.

Yes

Those minion quote make me cut myself

Depressed Grandpa "home Where I rape My children and beat My wife"

They make me wanna jump from the roof on Obama’s house

And menatally

Han Solo except dank minion memes

THANK YOU! I hare minions with a passion, probably because of the minion 'memes'.

Sometimes I forget how to spell a word so I *beat my son out of anger*

BANANA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Spoiler alert you die at the end

My mum showed me a minion meme and she laughed.

The minion memes are where our parents are trained, the dads get the dad jokes and the mothers find inspirational quotes to hang in their kitchen

Exactly! It’s Mathematics = Maths

The rest of the uk : Yes

Ikr ( I'm Irish )

Well we call it math because we only study one mathematic at a time 😂

Math is math. Who cares if its short for mathematics. That is dumb. Thats like saying fridge should be frige because that's how you spell refrigerator

Dang you're sooo quirky

@Kiera K. Omg am I the only who's quirky? Just me...? Ok...

@@gulchhh Sorry to say it but yeah, you are are. No one will ever understand you. I know it's a hard truth to face :/

@Kiera K. dang... i'm just not like other girl

@@gulchhh I know, I know. You're truly one in a million. You probably do crazy stuff like eat daily too

yeah

Romilly OConnor as well as Australia

The entire non-American populace (edit: and Canada, sorry my bad)

Lmao my whole life felt like a lie when he said that. Years of painstakingly adding an s at the end of the word math and I could have just pretended to be American and get on with my life. I really love having English as a second language, I have trust issues now

I'm American and I say math class...?

i hate when that happens!

Wow. You gotem.

Oof

Doesn’t make the joke any funnier

@@rachelhammond3005 I disagree. This person, clearly by her profile photo, is a suburban mom. This just proves that you have to have a heightened IQ in order understand the complexity of the Minion meme. Don't you see? It was all a plan to first flood Facebook with these Minion memes to drive away the younger users then, and only then, the Moms of Facebook could take over and claim the app for themselves. They secretly communicate with one another through these so called "Minion Memes" and obscure facebook groups which we now know are secret tools used to not only steer away outsiders but push their growing hold over the app. I have a theory that it's someone linked to Facebooks creator the Zucc man.

@@ronswanson3536 ...

3Nd _ R1m R E L A T A B L E L M A O 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

AEIOU UOIEA 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥👍🏻😂👌🏻

Dont worry, we're all alittle "special."

And what happened to the o in genious?

Lmao

Wait do you not have that

Hahaha

It's growing hush

Yeah lol I wish it was as simple for me as how he described it

AbyssalBlack2 banana

AbyssalBlack2 I read 3 million

Amanda S same

WAIT

No, that's completely understandable.

Jon Nelson a used* lint roller too

ああ、ええ リルポンプ！ うん [フック] ええ、私はソース、oohで来た うん、私はええと一緒に来た、ええ 雌犬、私はフレックス、リックロス、ええ 雌犬、私はフレックス、リックロス、ええ ええ、私はソース、oohで来た うん、私は鋸で来た、うーん 雌犬、私はフレックス、リックロス、ええ 雌犬、私はフレックス、リックロス、ええ [ポストフック] ボスのように（ボウ）歩く ボスのように歩く（上司） ボスのように（ボウ）歩く ボス（トラップ）のようにトラップを歩く ええ、私はソースと一緒に入ってきました。 うん、私は鋸で来た、うーん 雌犬、私はフレックス、リックロス、ああ 雌犬、私はフレックス、リックロス、ああ [詩] トラップで歩く、リックフレア、ウー ファック、ダチ、ダチ 空気中のラックを投げて、気をつけて その雌犬に "Lil Pump yeah、ooh"と言った まあ、私はただ手首を壊した 私の手首に100、私には分からない ポップ4 xansその後、私はダチの雌犬を犯した 学校に行ったことはない はい、私はソースを思いついた さて、私はホールで亀裂を売った ダム、リルポンプ、上のバンド くそー、私のお母さんに2 Glock まあ、誰もが私になりたい 私の首を見て、それはフィジーだ、うーん まあ、誰もが私になりたい 私の首とそのフィジーを見て、ooh [フック] ええ、私はソース、oohで来た うん、私はええと一緒に来た、ええ 雌犬、私はフレックス、リックロス、ええ 雌犬、私はフレックス、リックロス、ええ ええ、私はソース、oohで来た うん、私は鋸で来た、うーん 雌犬、私はフレックス、リックロス、ええ 雌犬、私はフレックス、リックロス、ええ 歌詞を共有する

Jon Nelson I misread this as "I love fucking the lint roller"

What the fuck I've watched this video for like three years how did I never notice this

*laughs in aro ace* 😎

Laughs in lonely

@@edwardthibodeaux8815 laughs in horny🥲

snaco Yeah, that or Mein Kampf

Ja!

It is actually the declaration of independence.

the thing about the first one is the reason it's funny is because it's suppose to be an anti meme. a meme with a meme style but it has nothing in it that's funny. it's just an anti meme.

ayyy lmaoo what's so retarded about what I said? all I said is that it's not suppose to be funny it's a fucking anti meme making fun of a meme. HAVE U NEVER HEARD OF AN ANTIMEME?

Oh no

It's too late. I'm sorry for your loss mate

Oops, time for a new mom.

@Charmin Ultra Soft Mega Roll thank you for the support.

Tell her she's adopted

*All except the Americas*

Guy Exists canada says maths, or at least i do

i’m a whole rat i just saw someone comment that they dont say that

strongmoon1 wait really? haha that’s weird

i’m a whole rat yeah bro

#Relatable

This is so underrated lol

Yeah only like once or twice tho

Yeah I was walking down the street and accidentally gassed 90% of Ireland haha lmao oops

@@helloworld2409 😐

Yes yes

It's sarcasm right?

Orlaith Dorrian Nice work detective Sherlock

Oh soz yea I feel stupid jeez

DancerGirl101 r/itswooooshwith4os

you WHAT

Does he make you "work" for it?

@@Angela.Perkins what the fuck

Is this a reference to something?

Way to put on carbs fatass

ikr everyone knows its spelt jeanous smhhhhh

You guys are both wrong. It's genis.

How the frick does this only have 45 likes

Really? It's obviously spelt jenias

It’s Jesus

*Pastime

Jason Bell Vaseline theatre thyroidmaths

Stephanie Roberts *pachajjsgkosownejgkwkskiv

FutureisRapper*

*pedestrian time

Lol

😂

Lmao

Danny=Drew are getting very annoying. Funny a few times. Now it’s not.

@@madelynrapone6488 "I take it back. They are the same person", this you?

That's pretty funny.

Thomas Winnefeld Debatable.

I own a shirt that says that.

Thats kinda funny, but thats more of a quick reply in a discussion, thats not meme worthy

Oh, i thought u meant exorcise. common mistake.

You forgot - Getting dirty - Staying inside -Reads a lot -Eats in front of guys As if they're the only living female beings who do that 🙄

Welcome to girls who say/ think “I’m not like other girls I’m so qUiRkY” they’re very annoying lol

@@randomkword these types of jokes makes me feel bad for actually liking reading 😔

I'm not a girl but I also eat, can I relate?

joke's on you! I got rid of my digestive tract years ago to make more space for ankles!