Remy: Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue (Toby Keith Civil Liberties Parody)

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8 жыл бұрын

Remy channels his inner Toby Keith to send terrorists a message.
Written and performed by Remy. Produced and edited by Austin Bragg.
Approximately 2 minutes.
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Lyrics:
My daddy came to this country
he escaped from Iraq
and he came with nothing but a dream
of the American flag
He wanted my mother, my sister
our carpet and me
to grow up and live happy
in the land of the free
Now this nation that I love
is under terror attack
another sucker punch came flying in
from this punk in the back
You think you can start a fight
and we'll roll over and die
man we'll light up your world
like the Fourth of July
We're gonna tap this guy's phone
take his rifle and then
force companies to make software with
backdoor access and then
We'll be raising his taxes
make him pay for these toys
and whenever he goes flying we'll be
cupping his boys
Yeah it'll feel like the whole wide world
is raining down on you
brought to you courtesy
of the red, white, and blue
We'll run up debt and be
so underwater on loans
you'd swear Ted Kennedy
had probably driven us home
You think you can pick a fight
and make us change our free ways
we'll put a dude in his ass
it's the American way
We'll tap this guy's browser history
have due process decreased
and when he bites a shape in Pop Tarts
we're gonna call the police
We'll put your name in the papers
you'll be famous in malls
and when this guy goes to New York
they'll be cupping his balls
Yeah don't it feel like the whole wide world
is raining down on you?
that's brought to you courtesy
of the red, white, and blue
[PATRIOTIC VOWEL SOUNDS]

Пікірлер: 283
@FreedomToons
@FreedomToons 8 жыл бұрын
So beautiful.
@hackman669
@hackman669 7 жыл бұрын
You know a country is great when it makes fun of itself!!!
@leftyhara3876
@leftyhara3876 7 жыл бұрын
well, the truth is the only government Americans trust less then their own is everyone elses.
@smingjr
@smingjr 5 жыл бұрын
Hey it's you!
@kanteannightmare
@kanteannightmare 5 жыл бұрын
@@leftyhara3876 as it should be. Every other government has every incentive to screw every other country.
@piratejack6577
@piratejack6577 4 жыл бұрын
It’s *the guy*
@Wyther57
@Wyther57 7 жыл бұрын
"My mother, my sister, our carpet, and me." Top. Kek. My. Sides.
@idriwzrd
@idriwzrd 8 жыл бұрын
(patriotic vowel sounds)
@bspeers76
@bspeers76 5 жыл бұрын
lmao!
@Jaster_Mereel
@Jaster_Mereel 3 жыл бұрын
OhhhhhOoooooohhhh
@paulangeli9710
@paulangeli9710 8 жыл бұрын
Someone had to say it. The sad thing is that Remy is correct.
@tex4763
@tex4763 5 жыл бұрын
Paul Angeli bro if he wasn’t correct this song wouldn’t exist bro
@margaretlouise6200
@margaretlouise6200 3 ай бұрын
But for American citizens, not for illegals or terrorists (btw, we pay for those.)
@josephreagan9545
@josephreagan9545 Ай бұрын
It's 2024 and it has gotten even worse.
@msiddi01
@msiddi01 6 жыл бұрын
Remy is an under appreciated genius. People will be writing PhD thesis on his material 50 years from now.
@JRPetruk
@JRPetruk 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, you may be into something. It wouldn't surprise me if people look back and say "this is when the video took over for the political cartoon" .
@sandyo974
@sandyo974 2 ай бұрын
Try 7 years from now. I've just seen it in 2024!! So amazingly accurate.
@athanatic
@athanatic 8 жыл бұрын
I will be laughing all day at "Patriotic Vowel Sounds" along with the rest of this wonderful piece.
@TylerGobl
@TylerGobl 3 жыл бұрын
My worldview 10 years ago: Toby Keith’s version My worldview now: Remy’s version
@va3svd
@va3svd 11 ай бұрын
Mine, too.
@identifiesas65.wheresmyche95
@identifiesas65.wheresmyche95 4 ай бұрын
You get wiser with age. Voting shouldnt be allowed before 25 at the earliest.
@corey6597
@corey6597 2 жыл бұрын
This has aged like a fine wine
@natesytacct
@natesytacct 5 жыл бұрын
The browser history is pretty hilarious. "Lena Dunham clothed."
@davidsommer6307
@davidsommer6307 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not even a libertarian but honestly, we need more rights in america.
@hackman669
@hackman669 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, like the right to cheap rent,affordable healthcare and no FED in browser history!!!
@porterburkett819
@porterburkett819 6 жыл бұрын
hackman669 Cheap rent and affordable health care aren’t rights, but a libertarian-style free market would produce those eventually anyway
@cobramcjingleballs
@cobramcjingleballs 5 жыл бұрын
we just need the rights enforced, not new ones
@derhenri2002
@derhenri2002 5 жыл бұрын
There's only your natural right to life, liberty and self-ownership and the natural principle of the NAP.
@sezrekahneldar4058
@sezrekahneldar4058 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a little late to this conversation... The government can't give your rights, they can only take them away.
@pavelina1650
@pavelina1650 8 жыл бұрын
Remy nails it again. I love the way he takes all the parts himself.
@holidayhouse03
@holidayhouse03 8 жыл бұрын
Again with Kennedy...nice
@HotVoodooWitch
@HotVoodooWitch 7 жыл бұрын
Mary Jo Kopechne. I remember it well and thanks, Remy, for the mention. Back when Teddy bit the dust, a lib friend was in mourning. I mentioned MJK; the not unpredictable, disgusted response he spat at me was "Oh, that was SO long ago." Not for her family, I betcha.
@leftyhara3876
@leftyhara3876 6 жыл бұрын
yeah that never gets old.
@JamesThomas-pj2lx
@JamesThomas-pj2lx 5 жыл бұрын
i love it so very much.
@JamesThomas-pj2lx
@JamesThomas-pj2lx 5 жыл бұрын
the lion, i mean murder of the senate.
@freestate208
@freestate208 6 жыл бұрын
The Kennedy reference and the allusion to a TSA rectal exam...I shouldn't be laughing this hard at 2am with a baby in the other room.
@caroldavison9622
@caroldavison9622 3 ай бұрын
Wow 7 years ago.. Really nailed it on this one. Thanks to Dr Robert Malone for sharing
@Oscar0057
@Oscar0057 7 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius. Farah Abraham, the teen mom and backdoor reference. 0:46
@jackoconnor2831
@jackoconnor2831 3 жыл бұрын
Back door access lol
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 5 ай бұрын
Loaded with virus protection, might break down now and then...ROFL!
@stephenblackwell7351
@stephenblackwell7351 8 жыл бұрын
Patriotic Vowel Sounds LOL
@boiboi5942
@boiboi5942 5 ай бұрын
this aged like wine after recent events , great au revoir , toby keith’s requiem 😊
@emilywallace9043
@emilywallace9043 8 жыл бұрын
"Patriotic Vowel Sounds" lol
@kenjboyd6233
@kenjboyd6233 7 жыл бұрын
Like a lot of Remy's stuff, this is a real comedy work of art.
@Liberty4Ever
@Liberty4Ever 8 жыл бұрын
Oh man, these Remy videos just keep getting better! I'm sharing this one with a lot of my friends and family.
@adamschmoetzer1854
@adamschmoetzer1854 5 жыл бұрын
The wordplay in these videos is genuinely astounding.
@StephenMortimer
@StephenMortimer 8 жыл бұрын
Seems today you need not look far to find a "ball cupper" !! Maybe we ask for volunteers instead of paying TSA?
@fishfuxors
@fishfuxors 8 жыл бұрын
I have no doubt there are folks out there that'll lick 'em skweeky kleen
@StephenMortimer
@StephenMortimer 8 жыл бұрын
fishfuxors Appears a lot are now "mainstream" media
@LeePfeifer
@LeePfeifer 8 жыл бұрын
OMG Remy!! Great song, you hit this one out of the park!
@nickfisher9334
@nickfisher9334 5 жыл бұрын
"lena dunham clothed" 1:45 rofl
@exmcgee1647
@exmcgee1647 7 жыл бұрын
WHY Are these videos not EVERYWHERE???!!??
@Patrick_Cooper
@Patrick_Cooper 4 жыл бұрын
Is it wrong that a 63 year old man giggle like a 6th grader every time he says "cupping your balls" That is just to damn funny to be viewed only 187k times.
@dschertz9622
@dschertz9622 3 ай бұрын
a song that not only aged well, but got more relevant.
@davidgarrison6936
@davidgarrison6936 7 жыл бұрын
not the first to say this: NICE with the Ted Kennedy reference again. i just had to say it. thx. great stuff. love to revisit and post.
@AS-tx9zh
@AS-tx9zh Ай бұрын
Whoever scripted this... is a genius. Congrats on that!
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 8 жыл бұрын
1:28 Bwahaha! This made my holiday weekend!
@christopherkopke7593
@christopherkopke7593 5 ай бұрын
Toby Keith rest in peace
@VerumAdPotentia
@VerumAdPotentia 7 жыл бұрын
"Patriotic Vowel Sounds"! XD
@banderfargoyl
@banderfargoyl 8 жыл бұрын
Excellent, Remy!
@theresatrauger5241
@theresatrauger5241 4 жыл бұрын
The original was stuck in my head all day but I love myself too much to listen to it so I googled parody and this came up. Thank you, i needed this.
@ManuelGarcia-ww7gj
@ManuelGarcia-ww7gj 5 жыл бұрын
Right on point, Remy! Good show!
@marclamoreaux2772
@marclamoreaux2772 6 жыл бұрын
Remy, John Stossel and Reason is the best thing to ever happen to the internet.
@maxieprimo2758
@maxieprimo2758 5 жыл бұрын
That Kennedy joke was nuts.
@Quintin4407
@Quintin4407 7 жыл бұрын
He wanted my mother, my sister our carpet and me to grow up and live happy in the land of the free. I feel bad that I laughed.
@marymitchell8717
@marymitchell8717 3 жыл бұрын
almost 5 years and still amazing
@Caesarist
@Caesarist 5 жыл бұрын
this guy sings really well!
@doubler287
@doubler287 3 ай бұрын
💯 Perfect 7 years ago, even more perfect today in 2024.
@AndyChung1
@AndyChung1 7 жыл бұрын
THIS IS AMAZING PLEASE DO NOT STOP
@stevenw5013
@stevenw5013 4 жыл бұрын
How does this not have 5 million+ views?
@noontimespender
@noontimespender 8 жыл бұрын
Needs more guitar solo.
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 6 жыл бұрын
Danny Thomas, Jamie Farr and Remy: the Trifecta of Arab-American Comedic Genius.
@rightwingsafetysquad9872
@rightwingsafetysquad9872 4 жыл бұрын
Me thinks Remy just really likes wearing that TSA costume.
@simorote
@simorote 8 жыл бұрын
that's Hillary-ous
@WaltC3
@WaltC3 3 ай бұрын
Still relevant today--absolutely. A fun song, says it like it is (or it ought to be!)
@ediboscut
@ediboscut 5 ай бұрын
this shit's fire, no matter where you are on the political compass (left, right, centrist, etc..)
@RandomRants
@RandomRants 8 жыл бұрын
Well done.
@roybiv7018
@roybiv7018 2 жыл бұрын
Aged like wine...
@emanonymous
@emanonymous 8 жыл бұрын
Happy 4th! If its legal for you to still purchase and use fireworks...
@zachjones6944
@zachjones6944 3 жыл бұрын
Damn Remy!
@jethrogibbs3800
@jethrogibbs3800 5 жыл бұрын
Very nice solo!!
@01nmuskier
@01nmuskier 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Remy loves his Ted Kennedy bridge reference.
@LTZIG
@LTZIG 7 жыл бұрын
Listening to Toby Keith right now (Welcome Concert) and thought of this song.
@Jaster_Mereel
@Jaster_Mereel 3 жыл бұрын
I love those patriotic vowel sounds!!
@monkeydude3987
@monkeydude3987 6 жыл бұрын
Amazing, love it!
@Lawpark
@Lawpark 2 ай бұрын
Lovely
@dallaswwood
@dallaswwood 8 жыл бұрын
This was pretty solid. WTG Remy.
@chickenrees
@chickenrees 2 жыл бұрын
How do these not have more views??
@garyjust.johnson1436
@garyjust.johnson1436 10 ай бұрын
I like the eagle screech. Nice touch.
@joshphillips9922
@joshphillips9922 18 күн бұрын
Still here for 4th of july 8 years later.
@monicazale7995
@monicazale7995 6 жыл бұрын
Lol patriotic vowel sounds. I love this guys work.
@MrDixieD
@MrDixieD 8 жыл бұрын
This song and the message is fantastic
@mminlamesa1032
@mminlamesa1032 3 ай бұрын
Fantastic!!!!!
@CaliforniaFarmGirl
@CaliforniaFarmGirl 2 жыл бұрын
Omgosh the Ted Kennedy line 😂
@rambojohn272727
@rambojohn272727 5 ай бұрын
Watching this 7 years later makes me sad.
@ketch_up
@ketch_up 5 жыл бұрын
Great guitar work on this one.
@ayanalowe6886
@ayanalowe6886 7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@LittleShopofWriters
@LittleShopofWriters 3 ай бұрын
This aged quite well!!
@johnfedorchak7651
@johnfedorchak7651 4 жыл бұрын
I love this more than the real song.
@dannoyes4493
@dannoyes4493 7 жыл бұрын
Undoubtedly, the greatest CW / Patriotic Song I've heard... ever!
@crashemt
@crashemt 3 жыл бұрын
@ReasonTV The hook should be "Brought to your courtesy, of this over-taxed dude!!"
@MissMalevolent
@MissMalevolent 8 жыл бұрын
Oh, I missed you so much!
@maggot1111666
@maggot1111666 8 жыл бұрын
Another huge success by remy god damn
@MrDanielWP
@MrDanielWP 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I could thumbs up more than once
@competent5761
@competent5761 3 жыл бұрын
Love this
@mjolnirmotion2526
@mjolnirmotion2526 2 жыл бұрын
Remy should go on tour!
@miggitymikeb
@miggitymikeb 8 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@clemsmith8799
@clemsmith8799 9 ай бұрын
Both versions are equally great. That is what makes the greatest country in the world
@ProductBasement
@ProductBasement Жыл бұрын
Still loling after 6 years
@KenCostantino
@KenCostantino 8 жыл бұрын
It's a masterpiece!
@effervescentrelief
@effervescentrelief 3 жыл бұрын
Who's here in 2021? Prophetic.
@dukeibba493
@dukeibba493 7 жыл бұрын
good one
@marceames4670
@marceames4670 2 жыл бұрын
Criminally underviewed
@tps607
@tps607 3 ай бұрын
puts a tear in my eye.....
@JRPetruk
@JRPetruk 4 жыл бұрын
I'd love to know if Toby Keith has seen this and what he thinks. I bet he'd laugh like hell....then think about how true this video was.
@theresakish2239
@theresakish2239 3 жыл бұрын
Timeless. Still laugh at my 100th time thru.
@bossrabbit
@bossrabbit 6 жыл бұрын
Remy, your shit is laugh out loud funny!
@Rikalonius
@Rikalonius 3 жыл бұрын
Nice Tele.
@helenabythelake3893
@helenabythelake3893 3 ай бұрын
He has this right
@Patrick_Cooper
@Patrick_Cooper Жыл бұрын
2022, where are you Remy???
@sonjak8265
@sonjak8265 3 ай бұрын
Talented guy
@Aaron.Reichert
@Aaron.Reichert 8 жыл бұрын
Yay Remy!
@Person-ro6uh
@Person-ro6uh 2 жыл бұрын
'Patriotic vowel sounds' I'm fucking dying
@mikeduncan7552
@mikeduncan7552 8 жыл бұрын
cutting it pretty close to the real song. Don't be surprised if you get a call from Toby Keith's Lawyers.
@user-ls1uj5tr2m
@user-ls1uj5tr2m Жыл бұрын
2:34 I just noticed the TSA agent in the back lmfao
@bnn8516
@bnn8516 Жыл бұрын
Remy makes a really good confused Taliban
@lorindawoerner4452
@lorindawoerner4452 8 жыл бұрын
Pretty good
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