Rep. Adam Schiff Passionately, Courageously Lays Out The Case Against Donald Trump

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On the second day of Donald Trump's impeachment trial, lead House manager Rep. Adam Schiff showed remarkable courage and poise in presenting the case against the President. #Monologue #Impeachment #Comedy
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@shaune4096 4 жыл бұрын

People who are innocent needn’t work so hard to suppress the truth.

@michellehopelamb5353 4 жыл бұрын

Shaun E so terribly incredibly wonderfully amazingly well said!

@shaune4096 4 жыл бұрын

Michelle Hope Lamb why thank you!

@sagesheahan6732 4 жыл бұрын

@@shaune4096 I second Michelle. You got it damn straight. "Thou protest too loudly." They are stalling. All they care about is staying in power, but are only damaging their credibility and their reputations.

@TechMan042 4 жыл бұрын

Says someone who doesn’t comprehend the principle of presumption of innocence

@shaune4096 4 жыл бұрын

TechMan042 says the person who couldn’t comprehend what I said.

@r38658 4 жыл бұрын

It's like watching a Murderer's attorney demand victims family apologize to the murderer for making him chop the victim in pieces

@verminkillah6622 4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that journalist that was Murdered by the Saudis last year.

@waryaawariiri1812 4 жыл бұрын

And the alleged "world's greatest deliberative body." If this the greatest, then WWE's wrestlemania is the world's most honest sporting event. Americans and their unparalleled love of self hubris.

@jeanjackson2324 4 жыл бұрын

Vermin Killah Yes, which Jared Kushner had him arrested here, then, sent over to the Saudi’s to kill him... wonder how much Jared and family received for that favor???

@KootFloris 4 жыл бұрын

Of course they need to apologize to the killer. The victim resisted way too long. It got messy. The murderer got all blood on his clothes, and is now traumatized for life. I mean when people with bone spurs get PTSD of the toddler variation, that's bad.

@mlr4524 4 жыл бұрын

National gaslighting in action.

@AM-fb3cf 4 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine if a jury was allowed to vote against hearing evidence at a Trial?

@nonyabizness.original 4 жыл бұрын

and then imagine a little better than half that jury being on the payroll of the defendant.

@denyze2263 4 жыл бұрын

A M ... You mean at a federal court trial? Half of all juries are probably ignorant of legal proceedings and how trials should be handled. Unless of course they watch LA Law?

@denyze2263 4 жыл бұрын

Nonya Bizness ... True

@elbarjones4812 4 жыл бұрын

@@nonyabizness.original Don't need imagination - that is exactly what is happening -Well said!!

@TheAes86 4 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine if the defense wasn't allowed witnesses or a lawyer in the hearing? Then they bring charges on the defendant they say with "overwhelming evidence" to convict already. Then tell the judge they need more witnesses and evidence...

@texasslim 4 жыл бұрын

What kind of trial refuses to look at evidence smfh

@ripoffstopper21 4 жыл бұрын

The trial where the lawyers were supposed to lay out the evidence but didn’t because they were on a tight schedule. Whammyyyy

@count23all 3 жыл бұрын

A trial where the jury isn't impartial and just as complicit...

@dancompton4793 2 жыл бұрын

Clinton's advisor just got indicted for the it ..Sheep still sheeping Trump was innocent

@lisakennedy6211 4 жыл бұрын

Adam Schiff was simply phenomenal today!

@virvisquevir3320 4 жыл бұрын

Lisa Kennedy - Phenomenally sleazy. Schiff has no honor, no conscience, no character. How anyone can take him seriously - let alone vote for him - is a sad testimony to the state of the flouride-soaked brain of the part of the electorate that slides with him.

@jd7089 4 жыл бұрын

Vir Quisque Vir please explain how Schiff has “No honor, no conscience or character”? Schiff and Democrats are working with 100% pure facts.. Trump has blocked all the firsthand witnesses and Documents.

@TopLob 4 жыл бұрын

"Why are you rejecting all information?!" Dude, that's like the core tenet of the GOP. I thought we were aware of this already.

@3dfreak2000 4 жыл бұрын

He is currently Davo"s village idiot.

@loomspace 4 жыл бұрын

So true. The only thing I'm optimistic about is the country's ability to continue to be surprised by the obvious.

@akirakirawabushi7019 4 жыл бұрын

ur name please "dr" peterson

@grandwonder5858 4 жыл бұрын

The Republican crooks keep saying Crooked Trump is innocent. If that is true then when are they going to ask Crooked Trump to testify? After all, he is the one that commits all of the crimes!

@j.riffney7939 4 жыл бұрын

"if you don't Know, now you know," is such a satisfying finish.

@kaluchijioke 4 жыл бұрын

the tune is auto-playing immediately...

@kevkus 4 жыл бұрын

Colbert is such a creep - lying to the American people for cash

@zelma8 4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure all those white grandpa's had no idea what he meant with that comment.

@uchecoAdim0325 4 жыл бұрын

I surely love it.

@kevincrady2831 4 жыл бұрын

"The world's greatest deliberative body." Just don't expect them to actually deliberate on anything.

@robertstuart480 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Stephen. You are hilarious and helping keep us sane in this insane time.

@ShadyBear420 4 жыл бұрын

Been WAITING for this!!! We 💙 you Stephen!!! Impeach Remove ... Send to Jail do NOT collect $200

@miepski 4 жыл бұрын

"The worlds greatest deliberative body", that's fast becoming the worlds greatest joke.

@mhartung8335 4 жыл бұрын

Why? ; because Dem's got their asses handed to them? Loosing sucks ,don't you think?

@lazyperfectionist1 4 жыл бұрын

"And if you don't know, now you know." Play on, playa. 👍

@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын

Bless Schiff and Pelosi. They're true patriots!

@angelhall9661 4 жыл бұрын

🇱🇷🙏🇱🇷🙏🇱🇷 Hells ya... Thank GOD

@alexpaynter5176 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, just wow. TDS is real

@katiekane5247 4 жыл бұрын

@@alexpaynter5176 no, it's NOT. It's made up, literally.

@robertstuart480 4 жыл бұрын

"He's such a pain in the ass." Yes Donald, you are.

@askeletonsdaisy2440 4 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aap_ib2ByMjPoI0.html Do you know the answer? I sure dont

@brainstorm623 4 жыл бұрын

That’s why the Republican’s mascot is a donkey: they’re all asses.

@FritzSchober 4 жыл бұрын

@@brainstorm623 It's an elephant. The long nose from all the lying.

@brainstorm623 4 жыл бұрын

@Major Thought Ahead Ok, now I'm confused. @~@

@AnnieWarbux 4 жыл бұрын

Bwahahahah!! YT won't let me use the Clown.. emoji!!

@ViperaRaddei 4 жыл бұрын

"1% of the Senate has 100% of the 2%"... Genuinely LOL'd...

@susandibiase9250 4 жыл бұрын

ViperaRaddei I am so ready for the President Sanders jokes! Can’t wait! Y’all vote!!

@dartdom 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Stephen, - after having watched most of the proceedings, I thought I'd had all the humour kicked out me, - so I nearly gagged when I heaved up a few laughs, this morning. Thanks again. Keep it up.

@heyheytaytay 4 жыл бұрын

Now imagine what they'll do to get trump his reelection. Imagine the horrors they're willing to commit to stay in power.

@richardcurry4383 4 жыл бұрын

Does that mean we have to hope & cheer for the apocalypse.

@zarakikon6352 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's gonna get nasty. I'm sure they're gonna try every dirty trick in the book.

@kennethklement1698 4 жыл бұрын

Taylor Craig Newbold will they just let the American voter make the decision

@KitaBelle23 4 жыл бұрын

its zombie apocalypse!

@stainlesssteelfox1 4 жыл бұрын

@@kennethklement1698 Wow, you actually said that with a straight face!

@gregoryhill5222 4 жыл бұрын

Amen ! Stephen Thanks for your positive comments on Mr Adam Schiff .

@thomasdequincey5811 4 жыл бұрын

Though slightly overlong, the whole thing was riveting. Schiff was clear and captivating...Now you know.

@gilmoremccoy6930 4 жыл бұрын

Adam Schiff is a true patriot and US 🇺🇸 HERO😇! He is a strong leader standing up for our constitution and democracy. Sir, we-the-people got your back 👍

@adamsmith8684 4 жыл бұрын

Gilmore Mccoy vomit

@davefarr4596 4 жыл бұрын

The most puke inducing sentence here. Good job.

@mhartung8335 4 жыл бұрын

You meant ; " we the weenies have your back"...…..

@Dr_Birthday 4 жыл бұрын

“If you don’t know, now you know” - OG

@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын

What state is he from?

@mariahgrimes207 4 жыл бұрын

That's a segment on the Trevor Noah show😂

@carlstovermusic 4 жыл бұрын

"1% has 100% of the 2%" Brilliant

@captaincluckers8686 4 жыл бұрын

@D E As in 2% fat milk.

@sungcho9499 4 жыл бұрын

D E 1% = 1 out of 100 senators

@jericolandry9872 4 жыл бұрын

This made me crack up so hard hahahah, ahh. Good times.

@carlstovermusic 4 жыл бұрын

@@Balletified 1% = 1 senator out of 100 100 % = All of the resource 2 % = milk

@ricardodsavant2965 4 жыл бұрын

Such courage needs to be rewarded. I see a space on Mount Rushmore for Adam Shiff!!!!

@rymdalkis 4 жыл бұрын

It's like watching the final days of ancient Rome

@TheAes86 4 жыл бұрын

No Orgies, vomitoriums, lead utensils, or Vandals pillaging from the north, unless you count them winning Last Years NBA title.

@jenniemalloy7402 4 жыл бұрын

rymdalkis Correct.

@maryinsanfrancisco 4 жыл бұрын

Vote out every Senator who votes against allowing witnesses and evidence.

@MikeBrown-ex9nh 4 жыл бұрын

Amen to that. The don't have a clue what the word representative means. They are supposed to be representing our country, not a single man. This should be nonpartisan no matter who the president is. Allow all the evidence and witnesses or be held accountable for an obvious cover up.

@RWald8888 4 жыл бұрын

We won't have to vote them out, they'll all be in prison. 😃

@denyze2263 4 жыл бұрын

R. Waldman ... That is magical thinking. We must vote

@peaceblossom9636 4 жыл бұрын

That is what doesn’t make a damn bit of sense and makes them all look like idiots! No obstruction, “ridiculous” 🤨nothing to hide, then put it all on the table!?!?

@Eisdax 4 жыл бұрын

@@RWald8888 "We won't have to vote them out, they'll all be in prison." Oh one can only dream.

@McRakns 4 жыл бұрын

Greatest deliberative body?!... hmm 🤔 I thought the greatest deliberative body would serve the people and not just one person.

@greyson2480 4 жыл бұрын

BRAVO, Stephen Colbert!!! This 1 is a classic!!

@lanabeck6077 4 жыл бұрын

"And if you don't know, now you know" is also from one of the cabinet battles in Hamilton (the musical)!

@loganknoll 4 жыл бұрын

These monologues really help make things tolerable lol . It’s been a depressing few years

@zylowolf7919 4 жыл бұрын

The ol' spoonful of sugar.

@JayTee2985 4 жыл бұрын

I’m pettifogging sure that the American people will know the truth. We can handle the truth.

@MrSexydivas 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 I was looking for someone to use this in a sentence

@zarakikon6352 4 жыл бұрын

I'm quite sure that not everyone in America can handle the truth. Like everyone Drumpf has bribed, are related to him or follow him because they are brainwashed due to their low intelligence.

@sonyahannah 4 жыл бұрын

A brilliant WaPo poster called the obstructive "smoke" of the 'Pubs a "petty fog." One of the best puns I've EVER read -- the work of a Pun-fu Master.

@patsysadowski1546 4 жыл бұрын

knob head as long as they aren’t committing crimes against the State. Yes. But I commend you on your name. That sort of self awareness is rare. The fact that you wrote Black men as if that was the mike drop and not the Meth, is revealing though. Even your made up allegations have a weird racial energy.

@richardcraniumiii7903 4 жыл бұрын

@@patsysadowski1546 Patsy Sadowski no the whole statement was the mic drop. I said black men last because i imagine it goes in that order, you know, the meth first then the sex? Nothing racial about it from my end. its what they like to do and 2 poor gentlemen have died of overdoses at ed bucks house due to this. If you do not believe me please do a very quick internet search.

@virginiachris80 4 жыл бұрын

"You don't; want to learn it from a Ronan Farrow article." My humerus is still smarting from that line.

@denyze2263 4 жыл бұрын

chris virginia ... 😊

@brittanijohnson8661 4 жыл бұрын

help I don't get it

@virginiachris80 4 жыл бұрын

@@brittanijohnson8661 mashable.com/video/stephen-colbert-les-moonves

@brittanijohnson8661 4 жыл бұрын

@@virginiachris80 I just watched it. TY for sharing!

@mr.beautiful 4 жыл бұрын

When Trump says he knows everything about something, he knows nothing. When Trump says he knows nothing about something, he knows everything.

@pjschuster61 4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Schoenherr You nailed it! I wish I’d thought of it

@mhartung8335 4 жыл бұрын

When Dem's open their mouths ; opinions abound. Unfortunately they are of little significance ; Not unlike you......

@driftingover 4 жыл бұрын

@@mhartung8335 I sincerely wish you Trump supporters could see your parrot responses and cookie- cutter insults that way you could stop embarrassing yourselves. You sound like drones, mindless, hateful drones. The problem with not being very intelligent is that you can't see how much more intelligent those around you are, so you tend to think you're actually MORE intelligent than them. But trust me, you aren't. Every day it becomes increasingly more clear that the only people willing to continue buying Trump's BS after everything him and his cronies have done, are people that lack critical thinking skills altogether. You're of such low intelligence that you made supporting Trump part of your identity and get angry when that identity is threatened in the slightest. It's sad, and truly embarrassing for you. My condolences.

@mhartung8335 4 жыл бұрын

@@driftingover As I wish you educated beyond your intelligence ( and not very well I might add) , priggish , dolt , Dem's could comprehend the depth of your absurdity and hypocrisy . If Dem's are so very enlightened , how could we poor hillbillies be kicking your posteriors so easily and completely? To be perfectly frank with you lad , you and your cohorts couldn't pour warm piss out a boot with the instructions inscribed on the sole , but you're a lot fun to satirize. The great , George Bernhard Shaw once stated ; "Hate is the cowards revenge for being intimidated" ; My condolences extended to you and your flock of fairies as well....

@jv-lk7bc 4 жыл бұрын

noice. so quoting that...

@ImThatKid85 4 жыл бұрын

Let's talk about how Republicans were wearing Apple watches during trial. Big No No

@benben-ez8kh 4 жыл бұрын

ImThatKid85 good catch

@JohnnyShagbot 4 жыл бұрын

@Major Thought Ahead Surreptitiously receiving talking points from people listening in via the text message link.

@benben-ez8kh 4 жыл бұрын

Major Thought Ahead yep no electronics at all!

@patriciaevins6267 4 жыл бұрын

I saw that too...the only "farce" here, is this Kangaroo Court

@ImThatKid85 4 жыл бұрын

@@patriciaevins6267 funny more likes than your comments and I'm a Republican from NY that trump lost italian voters which is why he moved outta city

@tengri9459 4 жыл бұрын

If something/someone calls itself "the world's greatest.."..it usually aint.

@katiekane5247 4 жыл бұрын

Same with smartest & richest. Donnie is 0 for 3

@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын

Just ask R. Kelly.

@johnnywhite58 4 жыл бұрын

It's the kernel of American delusions about itself.

@zachmozingo1758 4 жыл бұрын

Geroge Carlin talked about this exact point.

@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын

“It was the world’s greatest phone call...”

@Renserin 4 жыл бұрын

I applaud Representative Hakeen Jeffries, for a reply that was sweet, simple, and everything this country can and should stand for.

@joemajor7143 4 жыл бұрын

OMG !!! After Adam Schiff's performance; our country should be so fortunate to have him as our president. Our joke of a president couldn't carry his jockstrap.

@lobsterminion693 4 жыл бұрын

@@axstmn7670 Sorry Cole, but in the court of public opinion, it's guilty until proven innocent. Those who hate Trump found him guilty before a single word was uttered in the House, and nothing said in the House beyond a collective "nevermind, we were wrong" from the Democrats will convince them otherwise. A lack of evidence is barely an obstacle; the Democrats need only repeat the assertion that Trump is guilty in order to keep the Trump hate flowing. After all, if you can't win votes by fielding good candidates that the public will want to vote *for* , then paint your opposition as literal Hitler that the public will want to vote *against* .

@mhartung8335 4 жыл бұрын

You meant panties didn't you?

@oopopp 4 жыл бұрын

"And if you don't know... now you know." ..... MIC DROP

@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 4 жыл бұрын

Trimp - "Wait... Could you repeat that? I don't get it..."

@dee-fz9sg 4 жыл бұрын

I watched nearly all of it on a 9+ hour flight, and god damn Schiff did a good job.

@SangTheCryptek 4 жыл бұрын

Remember when Bush was the worst and dumbest president we'd had in recent memory? Man those were good times.

@mhartung8335 4 жыл бұрын

Yea ; but I seem to remember a goon named Jimmy Carter , though a great man , was a piece of shit President. Those were good times lad...

@jamedraa8472 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah....I never thought I would miss George Dummya....

@bertrx-7406 4 жыл бұрын

" Ya fooled me can't get fooled again.... "

@elenachristian9860 4 жыл бұрын

Oh we're sorry, Rand Paul, is the future of the US not enough to hold your attention.

@rakaydosdraj8405 4 жыл бұрын

Rand Paul is in the "US goverement small enough to drown in a bathtub" camp. Actually drowning it is just the next logical step.

@JSkyGemini 4 жыл бұрын

No wonder his neighbour beat his ass. I know I want to, every time I see that hobbit.

@jaibhimadevi5805 4 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jblzd5yjl8_ceKc.html

@permiek 4 жыл бұрын

2 am ? That's a rave not an impeachment

@alphabrainwave 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Jon Batiste can get a song stuck in my head all day with one measure of music. He's brilliant. If you don't know, now you know.

@davidgoransson2933 4 жыл бұрын

I have been trying to remember where it comes from, does anyone know?

@denyze2263 4 жыл бұрын

alphabrainwave ... 😊 .. Hakeem was brilliant

@nonyabizness.original 4 жыл бұрын

@@davidgoransson2933 biggie.

@davidgoransson2933 4 жыл бұрын

@@nonyabizness.original I meant the thing Jon played, I think it comes from some rnb from around 2000

@ericgudenkauf98 4 жыл бұрын

Same I can't remember the name of the song, and I hate it that I can't listen to it

@susanb4816 4 жыл бұрын

as an outsider (canadian), this is how i summarize the impeachment process so far: the democratic party's position asserts trump needs to be impeached for breaking the law. the republican party's position seems to be, yeah, he broke the law but the people who voted for him dont care. am i wrong?

@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын

There are a few other details, but no, you’re not wrong.

@johannafath-koziol7713 4 жыл бұрын

Perfectly right, Susan

@martaiorio8277 4 жыл бұрын

You are right!

@Joe-mz6ez 4 жыл бұрын

Hey! I do the same thing here in Latin America! People it's so funny when you do it

@johnktejik9847 4 жыл бұрын

But they won’t say it.

@joeblack4436 4 жыл бұрын

Pettifogging: placing undue emphasis on petty details; petty or trivial. Good word And there has been no dignity in the behaviour of Trump's defence and GOP during the trial. They are a bunch of disrespectful, spineless sycophants. Their conduct during this trial feels like an indictment against humanity. We are all less for it. I resent it.

@PBTophie 4 жыл бұрын

A portmanteau of petty and fogger. A fogger is one who deals underhandedly. A pettifogger is an unscrupulous lawyer who argues petty details. So it's easy to see why "pettifogging" was a pejorative at the time.

@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын

Either that or it’s a bug bomb from Raid used to get attorneys out of your floorboards.

@guynorth3277 4 жыл бұрын

It is so inappropriate !!!

@blueeyessiamese 4 жыл бұрын

@@PBTophie- Thus it fits here in this unscrupulous case.

@Lildoc911 4 жыл бұрын

That pettifogging joke just wrote itself. Wonderful.

@jacksmiththeboss 4 жыл бұрын

7 Republicans had on apple watches. That's the same as a cell phone. The need removed and locked up.

@cathieludemann5879 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure they were well-aware of the violation, and did it anyway to see if any action would be taken. GOP always looking to create controversy, and they are probably p***ed off that there was no big scene made.

@FuckGogleplus 4 жыл бұрын

Screw that, I'd advise them that they can for one day abide by the same rules that a common highschool student need adhere to daily.

@indominuswrex9465 4 жыл бұрын

But they wanna scream about email servers and secret trials I hate all of them

@TheFr0nt1ine 4 жыл бұрын

In the words of Democratic Manager Hakeem "if you don't know, now you know".... Will that be in a history book? 😂😂 ❤❤

@nonyabizness.original 4 жыл бұрын

lol! ya think biggie will end up in history books? that is a notorious b.i.g. quote, hun.

@anastasiaconde2839 4 жыл бұрын

biggie made history book lol

@elbarjones4812 4 жыл бұрын

@@nonyabizness.original We know that - Turns out Biggie is smarter than Benedict Orangeade, and he is dead. Roll dat aroun in yer haid

@tepoztlitlacatl634 4 жыл бұрын

I hope to my god so

@rosag1788 4 жыл бұрын

If you didn't know, Now you know is a segment from the Daily Show. The Trevor Noah's show. Comedians are more serious than politicians, so the latter are coping them.

@kevinmulcahy7991 4 жыл бұрын

"Sackless Trump toady, 8 letters..." that is the funniest thing I've heard all year!

@elbarjones4812 4 жыл бұрын

McConnell is 9 letters - oh sorry, it was sackless toady, Mitch is a Sackless Turtle

@mhartung8335 4 жыл бұрын

And Republicans are WINNERS ; 7 letters. Democrats are wieners 7 letters.

@lauragadille3384 4 жыл бұрын

What a joke we've become

@annazampi8088 4 жыл бұрын

Hey, that's my cat, 😊

@lauragadille3384 4 жыл бұрын

@@annazampi8088 no that's my baby tyvm

@intersanctum 4 жыл бұрын

USA was always a joke.

@donmoore7785 4 жыл бұрын

Even though the GOP is conspiring to shred the Constitution, Stephen can at least put a smile on my face.

@ElliottR0se 4 жыл бұрын

"And if you dont know, now you know" - Thomas Jefferson, 1791

@hammun6 4 жыл бұрын

Pettifogging means “worrying too much about details that are minor or not important,” says Merriam-Webster’s Learning English dictionary.

@chezmoi42 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, akin to hairsplitting and nitpicking. 😉

@disgustedintennessee305 4 жыл бұрын

I’m ashamed of our some of our leaders.

@angelhall9661 4 жыл бұрын

Me too! AMERICA get out & VOTE! Please 🇱🇷🙏🇱🇷🙏🇱🇷

@anthonysnyder6958 4 жыл бұрын

I would say, I'm ashamed of a ... majority of our leaders.

@EtaquaLover 4 жыл бұрын

@@anthonysnyder6958 Then you did a poor job voting.

@Buckers1313 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Schiff is an embarrassment

@bjsmith6095 4 жыл бұрын

@@EtaquaLover You must be a trump supporter. Because anyone with a brain would know that Anthony Snyder's one vote has nothing to do with the majority of the leaders and their Corrupt behavior. He can only vote for one senator, one house member, one Presidential candidate do the calculation dumb dumb if you can. But it is par for the course for a trump supporter to have no brain cells due to opiods or just plain brainless.

@mtr3754 4 жыл бұрын

"World's greatest deliberative body." Such arrogance.

@SmartStr33t 4 жыл бұрын

Such delusion! They have already stated they will not be deliberating at all and are looking for a quick trial with no witnesses. That is not great deliberation. That's not even good deliberation.

@xl000 4 жыл бұрын

I assume he meant the US greatest deliberative body ? Because I'm not sure how to compare with other bodies knowing that they can't compete and are in different countries or unions..

@badlydrawnturtle8484 4 жыл бұрын

Depends on what you mean by "greatest". If we're talking in the sense of "most powerful", they do control the world's most advanced military.

@bronztrooper9440 4 жыл бұрын

@@badlydrawnturtle8484 Yeah, that's what most people really mean when they claim the US is the 'greatest country in the world'. The US is the 'greatest' because we can get our way simply due to the fact that no one really wants to risk provoking military action from us. I swear, US patriotism goes hand in hand with militarism 99% of the time.

@CZpersi 4 жыл бұрын

I am sure that the parliament of India would also dare to disagree.

@victoriaballard7354 4 жыл бұрын

Schiff's speech was historic. One of the most compelling I have ever heard.

@mhartung8335 4 жыл бұрын

Bet you never here it again ; oh yes , definitely historic...….

@karenlaclair897 4 жыл бұрын

I think Schiff's opening on day one of the trial should be made available on the net or Wikipedia so it can be referenced.

@poop464 4 жыл бұрын

I can't imagine the stupid shit that compels you on a day to day basis.

@randyallen5382 4 жыл бұрын

"Throw your hands in the ay-a, as you cross the Delaway-a!" - President George Washington, Sept. 19. 1776

@marcospedroso3690 4 жыл бұрын

"World's greatest deliberative body"? That justice is definitely high on purple drank.

@lynnefisk9218 4 жыл бұрын

really? dude, he is the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, you need to get Off the smoke and get a LIFE.

@ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 жыл бұрын

Lynne Fisk You’re a funny troll! So idealistic, thinking supreme justices are non-partisan! 😂😂

@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын

The death of Mr. Peanut got more attention than the death of Terry Jones? I don't wanna be in this society anymore.

@avacatherine5646 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr? That’s so sad to hear that...he was an icon.

@m.d.4231 4 жыл бұрын

the general public is stupid, case in point: Trump is president

@emilyhuber73 4 жыл бұрын

Major Thought Ahead He was an actor in the Monty Python British Comedy group

@architeuthis3476 4 жыл бұрын

@Major Thought Ahead Terry Jones was one of the geniuses behind Monty Python's Flying Circus, Labyrinth, etc. Often overlooked because of how impressive his co-stars were, Terry Jones was actually the primary writer of _The Meaning of Life_ and _The Life of Brian_ to name a few. RIP

@SandraNelson063 4 жыл бұрын

Sigh. Nudge, nudge. Say no more, say no more. ( Is your wife and goer?) It's like losing family.

@psammiad 4 жыл бұрын

The US senate is "the world's greatest deliberative body"? Is this a joke?!!

@avedic 4 жыл бұрын

It once was. It should be. But it's not anymore....not even close. Sadly.

@amexjam55 4 жыл бұрын

I know, really.

@mischarowe 4 жыл бұрын

A bad one.

@TragoudistrosMPH 4 жыл бұрын

Was he challenging them to be better? :/

@mischarowe 4 жыл бұрын

@@TragoudistrosMPH That would make it less of a joke and more of a call to stop being a joke.

@cmdraftbrn 4 жыл бұрын

"The world's greatest deliberative body"? not since moscow mitch became senate leader.... again.

@MikeBrown-ex9nh 4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully, the next elections will correct that problem.

@Chunkboi 4 жыл бұрын

Mike Brown Either that, or we can surround the Senate Chamber with patio furniture so he cannot enter.

@thegreatestquest8358 4 жыл бұрын

@@MikeBrown-ex9nh You are delusional if you think the American people are voting in "free shit for everyone who's not American" democrats in Nov. Dems are going to lose the house bc of their insanity and people like Colbert that are relentlessly pushing this impeachment bs are not helping. Get ready to cry again snowflakes.

@TheOfficialTarynTots 4 жыл бұрын

@@thegreatestquest8358 I dont think its delusional for people to want someone else as the Senate Majority leader other than McConnell who doesn't even let bipartisan bills passed in the house come up for vote in the Senate. I think most people dont even care as much if its a Dem or Rep as long as it isnt McConnell. I know if I was in KY I would vote for anyone other than him. I think wanting McConnell out is something people on both sides can agree on.

@thegreatestquest8358 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheOfficialTarynTots Not passing bills isn't necessarily a bad thing. What happens if the bill is bad for a majority of Americans? Remember the people in the House and the Senate are just people too. They don't know what's best for you or anyone else. Government doesn't give us rights. We are born with rights. Government want's to take them away. More laws and rules are not a good thing. Usually it just means more money in their pocket and less in ours.

@AI-Assist-2024 4 жыл бұрын

Cipollone should change his name to “full-o-bologne”

@fuckgeorge 4 жыл бұрын

Call your senators and say "I like for you to do us a favor though."

@AngelasAdvice 4 жыл бұрын

Love Stephen Colbert!! Great job!!

@mc3744 4 жыл бұрын

The world’s greatest deliberative body?!?!? Seriously?! The world’s greatest joke, rather. How full of S are they?

@alexisrivera200xable 4 жыл бұрын

"How full of S are they?" US senate: "Yes" Everyone:"duh!"

@Bj5m17h 4 жыл бұрын

Jon playing those "Big Papa" chords at 9:55 was perfect.

@midknight1339 4 жыл бұрын

"1% of the Senate has 100% of the 2%" I love how this is 100% true.

@michaeldimatteo8928 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your courageous Judicial Leadership Chairman Nadler! You the Man!

@RubenLimon1993 4 жыл бұрын

Bolton for Biden? To quote Ulivich from Inglorious Basterds: “I’d take that deal, sir.”

@ciaeraedwards2775 4 жыл бұрын

Damn good deal

@kevkus 4 жыл бұрын

you are being reactionary -- try thinking

@jenniferbailey5914 4 жыл бұрын

I think the GOP are going to go through some things.

@herochic5324 4 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Ierace my only solace is that many of them will be frail or dead in 10 years.

@ronjohnson21 4 жыл бұрын

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

@companerger9416 4 жыл бұрын

Good reference 🤜🤛

@virgo-in-cyn1537 4 жыл бұрын

Drumpf has nearly killed the GOP but We The People are going to finish them off November 3, 2020!! 🌊🗳🌊🗳🌊🗳🌊🗳🌊🗳🌊🗳

@donmoore7785 4 жыл бұрын

Most excellent reference.

@danielmcarthur007 4 жыл бұрын

"If you don't know now you know"🎻 Long live Notorious B.I.G🚬😎⚰

@angelhall9661 4 жыл бұрын

🇱🇷👍🇱🇷😂

@danielmcarthur007 4 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/n5Zlmq6lrb3Od40.html

@Nuts_Tanknoodle 4 жыл бұрын

You do know he's dead, right?

@danielmcarthur007 4 жыл бұрын

@@Nuts_Tanknoodle "Long live" which means long after you're dead you will be remembered

@Nuts_Tanknoodle 4 жыл бұрын

@@danielmcarthur007 If you say so! 😋

@guynorth3277 4 жыл бұрын

What a great monologue, your comedy is truly therapeutic Stephen.

@johnmc-jmoproductions1270 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve said it before and I’ll see it again, Stephen’s Bernie impersonation is the. Best. Ever.

@cab5917 4 жыл бұрын

It’s on the record forever now. Truth, truth!

@blairelliott 4 жыл бұрын

Colbert did an outstanding Bernie suggestion.

@humanforotherhumans 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely: 1% of the senators have 100% of the 2%milk.

@griachae5582 4 жыл бұрын

"The worlds most deliberate body" Well sure as hell it isn't. Proof? Look at the votings of Money>Party>Country>World

@stoontechguy 4 жыл бұрын

"Why are we here" That's one of life's great mysteries isn't it.

@siliziwencanywa1138 4 жыл бұрын

As ever Jon and his band are on point with their musical interjections...

@colieonstallion1654 4 жыл бұрын

Adam did a great job today 👏🏾. He earned my respect.

@AnisJerbi 4 жыл бұрын

"Cipollone" means huge onion in italian lol

@grass7864 4 жыл бұрын

Wow. That's so random. How does someone even end up with that last name?

@BlindErephon 4 жыл бұрын

@@grass7864 Trying to decide if he was descended from a Roman onion farmer who was way into his work or just a guy who was large and smelled bad.

@jujujupiter 4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@shannon3944 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂👍❤

@flamingbunnyrabbits 4 жыл бұрын

Big boohoo to the politicians who had to leave at 2AM and be back at 10AM. Do you know how many people do that every day? I've done those close-open shifts, about time they do too.

@d.o.m.494 4 жыл бұрын

pettifogging /ˈpɛtɪfɒɡɪŋ/ adjective placing undue emphasis on petty details; petty or trivial. "pettifogging attorneys were the bane of civil society"

@JacobCoite 4 жыл бұрын

Straight up copy and paste from Google g?

@d.o.m.494 4 жыл бұрын

@@JacobCoite Of course.

@jacobrodriguez5289 4 жыл бұрын

Welp i now have a new word for my insult book. Thanks!

@angelajohnsonkeys4199 4 жыл бұрын

I learned this word from Schitt's Creek!!

@ValerieJNorse 4 жыл бұрын

@@JacobCoite -- What's your problem? Jealous that DOM went to the trouble to look it up for us? (By the way, thanks, DOM.)

@faithrada 4 жыл бұрын

Adam Schiff...God bless this beautiful man who has come to us straight from heaven. Mr. Schiff is the one person who makes me proud today to be an American. Well.. Schiff and Judge Ginsburg.

@drewjbx228 4 жыл бұрын

Schiff came down from the heavens.. lol ok, he is full of shit

@ProctorsGamble 4 жыл бұрын

Full of S that the GOP doesn’t want to hear or acknowledge

@Ceelle2 4 жыл бұрын

The issue is many of the Senators are missing their cocktail hour.

@ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 жыл бұрын

OMG 😂 I saw that “if you don’t know, now you know” line coming and it was still satisfying af 😂

@gwen3010 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you to the Democratic Party Managers for doing your jobs to protect the American people, Our Democracy and the Constitution of the United States!!!!

@askeletonsdaisy2440 4 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aap_ib2ByMjPoI0.html Amen

@GamiCross 4 жыл бұрын

"A Trump Trial" Where your friends or people you've paid, stack the deck and bail you out, in fear of being dragged down with you.

@tricky1212 4 жыл бұрын

Gami Cross ...Ironically by doing this, that is exactly what will happen to them by blindly following this criminal Trump.

@kennethstarr5545 4 жыл бұрын

Trump could learn from Roberts. “Remember where you are.”

@jantruitt9241 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂 Thank You Stephen 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@alansmitheejr. 4 жыл бұрын

The Republicans never have glasses full of the milk of human kindness.

@carlalopez4820 4 жыл бұрын

You got that right! How are all those caged children doing? I honestly treat stray animals better than those poor kids. Are they locked up for life or what?

@Finkeren 4 жыл бұрын

Hey, a Bernie Sanders joke that wasn't just "Ha ha, Bernie is old".

@companerger9416 4 жыл бұрын

Finkeren Is the joke getting as old as Bernie?

@sebastianelytron8450 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that Bernie supporters get offended by Bernie is old jokes is cute. Bless your hearts.

@Finkeren 4 жыл бұрын

@@sebastianelytron8450 no one is offended, the joke makes sense (let's face it, Bernie is old and looks old) It's just really low-hanging fruit, And not really that funny in the long run.

@FuckGogleplus 4 жыл бұрын

@@Finkeren as a Bernie supporter I found the joke hilarious. Never understood the age one, with age comes wisdom to those who seek it. Do not go gentle into that good night Dylan Thomas - 1914-1953 Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night. Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night. Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light. And you, my father, there on the sad height, Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Bernie and Adam Schiff are examples of valorous men who's names will be written to history, a true and honest depiction of historical events.

@sebastianelytron8450 4 жыл бұрын

@@Finkeren You don't agree that Stephen's Bernie jokes are hilarious?! The dislikes on every video that Stephen makes a Bernie joke are glaringly obvious. The fact that Bernie supporters are toxic snowflakes could be Bernie's downfall in the long run. Learn to take a joke.

@concernedneighbor9297 4 жыл бұрын

We need to vote this GOP's OUT OF OFFICE!! same with orange clown Trump.

@mhartung8335 4 жыл бұрын

Good luck kid.....

@conservativeprodigy2604 4 жыл бұрын

It won’t be happening. Trump is the best president since Reagan. Wait and see. First step to solving a problem is admitting you have one. Stop blindly denying and hating our president.

@concernedneighbor9297 4 жыл бұрын

@@conservativeprodigy2604 I do not care what a russian troll like you thinks. We the people of United States of America gonna vote the most corrupted POTUS ever OUT of the WH. Suck it up buttercup.

@arturogeronimo2273 4 жыл бұрын

Concerned Neighbor I totally agree with you my friend!!

@mhartung8335 4 жыл бұрын

@@concernedneighbor9297 Care to bet on that junior?

@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 4 жыл бұрын

So proud of how Nadler took them to task. He's a member of my synagogue!

@rkaiser7767 4 жыл бұрын

Adam Schiff is a gentleman, a courageous and truthful man.

@TheAes86 4 жыл бұрын

No, no , and no. He is a political snake like 99% of the rest, only he is in the top 1% of the snakes getting himself put in charge of one of the pits after all.

@davefarr4596 4 жыл бұрын

And you are not too bright. Wake up.

@mhartung8335 4 жыл бұрын

Akin to George Soros correct?

@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын

I was hoping it would go like his dating career too... Humiliating, hard to watch, and end with his arse being spanked raw.

@Baribrotzer 4 жыл бұрын

And with Russians p!$$!ng on him for the cameras.

@tiki_trash 4 жыл бұрын

...with a magazine that has his picture on it.

@patsysadowski1546 4 жыл бұрын

New Message you never disappoint 😂

@JCTiggs1 4 жыл бұрын

"READ THE TRANNYSCRIPT!" - Donald Trump

@JCTiggs1 4 жыл бұрын

@Pipe Tunes New message is a Brit who's fascinated with America and spends all day on KZfaq trying to come up with witty comments. 🐗💩

@voixdelaraison593 4 жыл бұрын

Alan Dershowitz to the Senate: “If the tiny hand doesn’t fit... you must acquit.” Dershowitz, the attorney of choice for OJ, Jeffrey Epstein, and Donald Trump.

@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын

And so naturally Trump hired him.

@like2seeit86 4 жыл бұрын

@@couragekarnga8735 Of course he would birds of a feather!

@fionaweiher3808 4 жыл бұрын

@@ChihuahuaChappie mk

@billydee4272 4 жыл бұрын

@Kevin O’Brien Ummm, not that an ignorant ignoramus such as yourself would know this...Dershowitz has been a Harvard Constitutional Law Professor for 50-years and argued numerous cases in front of the SCOTUS. So obviously Dershowitz is a terrible choice to present a Constitutional argument on Trump’s behalf. #STFU

@JaimeMesChiens 4 жыл бұрын

Hakkim is hot af. 🥵

@hesterhiggins644 4 жыл бұрын

Rep. Schiff sounded like a lawyer, is that what he was in life? He did such a very good job.

@angelamiller2105 4 жыл бұрын

He was a prosecutor in California

@MrHypnofan 4 жыл бұрын

Not only was he a prosecutor, he has literally successfully tried people for being secret Russian agents.

@hennyvanveldhuizen5976 4 жыл бұрын

He is not dead,democracy is

@mikearisbrocken8507 4 жыл бұрын

2019 Republican politician. Noun. Invertebrate animal that lives to screw everything up. Edit: added "politician" because it is more accurate.

@billydee4272 4 жыл бұрын

Gerardo Amador It’s 2020, you ignoramus.😂

@deepinthought2329 4 жыл бұрын

@Gerardo Amador Sending insults won't help us win the debate. We need to work on convincing people within the Republican side as well as any right leaning independents to vote with us. We won't convince anyone with name calling. (that's Trumps tactic not ours)

@MrGrifft 4 жыл бұрын

@@deepinthought2329 If Trump runs in 2020 we're going to see the propaganda machine in full effect, oh wait, no we won't, they use targetted advertising to lie directly to the people who could be most easily influenced, and Facebook is fine with that.

@deepinthought2329 4 жыл бұрын

@MrGrifft Yes you are absolutely correct, that's why it's so important that we engage with them, and put our best foot forward. Yesterday I was watching the trial with a rightwing friend of mine. This started a debate, and she was shocked when I brought up some of the evidence behind the case against him. She didn't even know that their was non partisan witnesses, or even Trump appointed witnesses making up the backbone of the case. She thought that he was being impeached because he was trying to fight corruption, and based that argument on a video of Biden making a claim that he gave the old president of Ukraine an ultimatum to get rid of the prosecutor, or not get the aid that the Obama administration was to give to Ukraine. She also thought Biden was acting on his own, and that's why the actions of Trump where justified to her. It's not that she's stupid, but because she's a republican who most of the time, doesn't care about politics except around election time, but does see those ads, will every once in a while will tune into Fox, and has to hear all about how the republicans like herself are just deplorable, stupid, and need to be taken down. It makes sense that she like many others who aren't the most political, but grew up, married into, or just have sympathies to the republican party think that we're the bad guys in this situation. That's a record we need to fix. We won't fix it with insults, but we can fix it with logic, a friendly demeanor, and patience.

@markburch6253 4 жыл бұрын

That's OUTRAGEOUS!! How dare you denigrate spineless things like jellyfish and squids by comparing them to spineless Republicans

@margaretnicol3423 4 жыл бұрын

Having just heard that some Rep senators only watch Fox it explains a great deal.

@Belgariad87 4 жыл бұрын

kids in my high school said that "if you don't know, now you know" thing all the time and i thought it was just some stupid inside joke they often had. but now that i know it was BIGGIE, i'm more proud of them.

@caifengforever2796 4 жыл бұрын

I know when I havent done anything wrong I always refuse to cooperate and present evidence I also absolutely loved "if you dint know now you know" - way to keep it gangsta 🤣