Trump Fan-Boy Matt Gaetz Left Off The President's Team Of GOP Impeachment Warriors
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4 жыл бұрынAs Senators flaunted the impeachment trial rules by sneaking in phones and napping, one notorious Trump backer was missing from the President's team of House GOP defenders, and now we finally know why. #Monologue #Impeachment #Comedy
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@suzanne2 4 жыл бұрын
Media should post a complete list of senators MIA, so they can be voted out. 174,000 USD per year and they can't even sit through the most important event of the recent history.
@tonib.3016 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree 100% That shit INFURIATED me. Try doing that on any jury in the country,just walk on out and see how well that works for ya. Not sure if it would get you tossed in jail but I'm damn sure it would get you tossed off the jury panel. And so should all of the effing Rs that walked out get tossed. Just goes to show that laws are for us little ppl and too many of the g damn ppl in power think they dont have to play by the rules and indeed they MOCK the rules. I am fucking furious about that. I hope everyone remembers in November and votes every single one of the traitoRs OUT!
@cookies3780 4 жыл бұрын
Republican senators!
@lexas1 4 жыл бұрын
They all need to be voted out.
@Scarsofevil 4 жыл бұрын
They only work 3 days a week too I hear. Actually working, that doesn't include what they do outside (campaign fund raising, volunteer, outeach to their consituents). I understand that they end up working full weeks, but if we fucking pay them for ACTUAL TIME, we expect them to stay in the fucking room.
@igorschmidlapp6987 4 жыл бұрын
@@tonib.3016 Uh... Feinstein is effing D (Me? I'm an effing I... they both piss me off)...
@noname.1852 4 жыл бұрын
When you elect a clown, expect a circus.
@noname.1852 4 жыл бұрын
Huh?? Another MAGATARD!?🤨
@tvanbroekhoven 4 жыл бұрын
@John Days Are you not observing Trump?
@sugarmilk28 4 жыл бұрын
@John Days you prove his point 🤣😂 Keep defending the clown who betrayed the US 😒 even if Clinton had won God would still be on her side...MR clown sold himself to evil and evil supports him
@sugarmilk28 4 жыл бұрын
@John Days no....it was Russia 😒 don't YOU know anything
@sugarmilk28 4 жыл бұрын
@John Days watch the news .... Do you know nothing of the US..Google it😒 Fox "News" isn't actually reliable news 🤣😂
@Enigmaessence 4 жыл бұрын
"If your lips leave his ass for even a second, even if its just to put on chapstick, you're dead to him" might be my new favorite quote of all time.
@ameliakittie6009 4 жыл бұрын
Comical, but sadly true.
@christine5868 4 жыл бұрын
Rotflmao
@enuphsayd9746 4 жыл бұрын
My god, who the hell would want that kind of pressure? 😬🙄
@liisavarhalla6348 4 жыл бұрын
Yes it is!!!!
@Fernstead 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think the ass is necessarily where Gaetz's lips come to rest on Trump.
@katelynnehansen8115 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone here who lives in Colorado: vote Gardner out! He’s one of the senators who voted to not have witnesses or evidence!
@aceberalvarado867 4 жыл бұрын
How or where can I see who voted against using evidence in this trial.
@bernadetteleonard4940 4 жыл бұрын
Aceber Alvarado it will be told everywhere!!! Don’t you worry!
@enuphsayd9746 4 жыл бұрын
Please do call your Senators. Don't have time? Use the "5 Calls" app. It's set up for supplied with their numbers. Lost for words? This app got your back. It's simply scripted. One important thing, in order to be counted or tallied, you need to provide a physical address in that state. Tell them No witnesses, no documents, You won't get my vote! At the end of the day it should be for everyone: Service is more important than success; Principle is more important than power and people are more important than possession.
@weiserthanyou2052 4 жыл бұрын
That, and he hasn’t done anything for his constituents and actively avoids them.
@barry6557 4 жыл бұрын
Vote yourself out of America please
@teamvlcn6820 4 жыл бұрын
"The puppies still have their balls." That may be one of the greatest insults I've ever heard.
@jayfredrickson8632 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Generalindifference 4 жыл бұрын
True
@somethingelseentirely8948 4 жыл бұрын
Felt the “daaamn” vibe when Cohen dropped some wisdom on geatz lol
@FriendlyRambler 4 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed!
@esblivets 4 жыл бұрын
@@somethingelseentirely8948 Z B FTC z mop
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
👍"This is America... Here, right matters." -Lt. Col. Vindman 👍"If right doesn't matter, we're lost. If truth doesn't matter, we're lost." -Adam Schiff 🙄 "I don't stand by anything!" -Donald Trump
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
Which one would you go with?
@stanmoon8806 4 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 A, B or F
@Sammasambuddha 4 жыл бұрын
”What is mind? it doesn't matter. What is matter? Never mind.
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sammasambuddha "It's easier to fool people, than to convince them that they have been fooled"
@samuelvimes5770 4 жыл бұрын
"we stand by anyone that helps us selling democracy to our owners/donors" Trumplicans
@jamesfrank3213 4 жыл бұрын
That's fine if they don't want to pay attention, we are, and we will remember in November...
@bereal2900 4 жыл бұрын
Trump 2020
@monnieeeeyt7037 4 жыл бұрын
And they blatantly show they give zero fux about doing what’s right
@MexiSword 4 жыл бұрын
@@bereal2900 I endorse. 20 for his lies and 20 for his treasonous acts
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 жыл бұрын
James Frank Problem is that the November elections are already being tampered with, so where is the justice? Gerrymandering, voter suppression and misinformation is rife too.
@SpectatorAlius 4 жыл бұрын
@James Frank People keep saying that when GOP Senators do something outrageous -- but then when Election Day comes they forget their anger and vote for the treasonous, oath-breaking incumbent anyway. I hope this time will be different, but...
@erickruckenberg8716 4 жыл бұрын
When Stephen Colbert said spines disintegrates I just immediately thought of that hunch Lindsey Graham has developed
@aliendesign2023 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice, I must have been too busy looking at the Penguin "Jerry Nadler." LOL
@xmillion1704 4 жыл бұрын
@@aliendesign2023 - No matter how much you brag about it, there are still a few who remain unconvinced that you're Grand Wonder's mom.
@slaphappyduplenty2436 4 жыл бұрын
Are you 12?
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 жыл бұрын
Grand Wonder Nah, that’s too ugly an image but I do agree with what someone else said, that he was busy flushing 15 times.
@judioregan4210 4 жыл бұрын
@@aliendesign2023 - how old are you? Grow the hell up, ffs!
@heynow7989 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the late night shows are calling out the republicans what they really are spineless. 👍👍
@jodys.7272 4 жыл бұрын
Nadler had to spell out the 'ABCs' to the Republicans who can't get any further in the alphabet.
@jayscraggs1012 4 жыл бұрын
Need to pick your insult game up buddy
@harlcc261 4 жыл бұрын
@Alex M LMAO
@harlcc261 4 жыл бұрын
@@jayscraggs1012 🤣😂😆😂
@aitotem 4 жыл бұрын
Once they get to the D, they suck at it. Specifically Trump's
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
Does that include John Kenedy? He does dishonor to that name.
@Endlessvoidsutidos 4 жыл бұрын
"AND I HAVE AN ARTICLE 2 THAT LETS ME DO WHATEVER I WANT"...... yeah there's no way that guy's abusing his power XD
@markburch6253 4 жыл бұрын
If we elect 51 democratic senators Moscow mitch is Kentucky's problem.
@christiandachy5980 4 жыл бұрын
"Twenty minutes in the bathroom" : yes, of course, as he was doing what "his" president told him to do "fifteen flushes"!....
@enuphsayd9746 4 жыл бұрын
😂 It's some kind of tribute or salute to the Dear Fuehrer.
@jackadamsdaniels6719 4 жыл бұрын
Christian Dachy gold xD
@ceb1927 4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👍
@xmillion1704 4 жыл бұрын
Was that Article 1 or Article 2?
@rd6203 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@vipercrb5622 4 жыл бұрын
You know we're doomed when our supposed leaders act like high school cliques in a B list 70's movie.
@victoriabaker4400 4 жыл бұрын
And worse.
@chattycathy8089 4 жыл бұрын
It's deplorable and despicable...corrupt!
@piotrswat169 4 жыл бұрын
3 years is 3 too many.
@skidfrog 4 жыл бұрын
for comparison...."The Apprentice" got only 6-7 million on average....so.....it seems the people much prefer Impeachment over Apprentice
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
That's how you get Trump to resign. Tell him his resignation would have insane ratings.
@anthonynycholas4230 4 жыл бұрын
Heh, and remember how the Women's March was one of the biggest marches against Trump? It seems Trump can do one thing: successfully mobilizing Massive crowds AGAINST him!
@skidfrog 4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonynycholas4230 unfortunately almost 60 % of white women voted for Trump last time.....This is why the GOP are panicked....demographic shows that those same white women are not having enough republican babies fast enough.
@lilaclizard4504 4 жыл бұрын
lol that's a good way to look at it re apprentice ratings & that will really piss trump off, but how many citizens are there in the US again? Or even more relevant, how many citizens that are eligible to vote? More tahn 11 million isn't it?
@nancystowell4877 4 жыл бұрын
@@lilaclizard4504 In 2016 there were 231,556,622 registered voters, there are millions more now, and 11 million is just damned sad!
@jaclynvaudine9514 4 жыл бұрын
“Chicken Soup for When You’ve Sold Your Soul” 🤣😂🤣😂😂
@AwakeLazarus 4 жыл бұрын
I’d suggest knitting during the trial, not only can you still listen, when it’s done you have socks.
@jeaniebird999 4 жыл бұрын
Not to mention how handy those needles are at stabbing someone in the throat!
@maggierezac5820 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeaniebird999 Thank you both for the badly needed giggle! Of course we do have the sketch artists in house for the practice of "Nap Shaming"!
@squeakeroo1 4 жыл бұрын
Can you knit me a matching jumper and scarf please.
@GreenMMs100 4 жыл бұрын
And if you can't knit try crochet
@BethPeppersCoats 4 жыл бұрын
These so called Senators are getting paid to sit and pay attention, but yet they get up and walk out. Disgraceful! Disgusting!
@gagatube 4 жыл бұрын
C'mon, imagine how boring it is for the GOP Senators to have to listen to their party BS for 12 hours a day - I mean they already know how they're going to vote!
@nathanvoelker2054 4 жыл бұрын
@John Days Why are you calling someone aunt jemima in a negative way?
@LetsGoBlues314 4 жыл бұрын
gagatube so do the democrats lol
@nathanvoelker2054 4 жыл бұрын
@John Days nice one! Using my own question against me? Don't think I said anything about free speech. You are welcome to say what you like but what you are saying is rude and mean to others. Might want to reflect a little on your words.
@erickruckenberg8716 4 жыл бұрын
Colbert: "The puppies still have their balls." Me: 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣
@bubbie3533 4 жыл бұрын
He's quick! 😂
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
That joke was underrated!
@14gears55 4 жыл бұрын
Also, people like puppies, unlike politicians
@alexminsky1 4 жыл бұрын
That was wild! On point though.
@SpectatorAlius 4 жыл бұрын
The little puppies still have their spines, too!
@sdfkjgh 4 жыл бұрын
1:49 Three years has been five years too many.
@g0679 4 жыл бұрын
I’m amazed, even after several years, that the nation’s chief executive communicates to the public through social media and juvenile drivel. It’s nearly as bad as his unwillingness to read briefs and listen to advisors.
@i.m.7710 4 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't twitter shut him down???
@jsteel8288 4 жыл бұрын
@@i.m.7710 'cause Twitter knows that Trump and the corrupt, spineless Republicans would tie them up in knots with law suits that would take years to get through.
@chemxfan 4 жыл бұрын
He can't read the briefs (they're written at a 12th Grade Education Level, at least) & he can't hear the advisors (a symptom of his narcissism, he only hears himself).
@someguy6076 4 жыл бұрын
@@andreapeters7179 Erm .... you seem to have added a 'T' and a 'U' to Trump's title. :) #OrangeIsTheNewTreason
@andreapeters7179 4 жыл бұрын
@@someguy6076 lol seems i did my bad.
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
I wish they had shown the clip where (the now) First Lady Lindsey said this... *"If you want to make America great again, tell Trump to GO TO HELL!"* That would've been fanduckingtastic!
@helenamirian908 4 жыл бұрын
11 million viewers isn't counting everyone who tuned in online. I gave up actual TV years ago, as did a lot of people.
@brendabuchanan2498 4 жыл бұрын
They can't stand hearing the truth that's why they leave
@cymbolichuman433 4 жыл бұрын
Court is damn boring, even when you're in court.
@sunneedaizz781 4 жыл бұрын
they are above the law, for now anyway. i know i will be beyond pissed if trump remains in office. those of us who didn't show for the inauguration should show up in dc demanding his removal. finally giving trump a number he can rightly brag about. (feel better already)
@slaphappyduplenty2436 4 жыл бұрын
Just five more years and it’s over. Spend them in Venezuela if you hate the Peach in chief so much.
@ma-tn7lz 4 жыл бұрын
Slaphappy Duplenty says the person who probably whined about Obama, and he was actually good at his job!
@alainarchambault2331 4 жыл бұрын
Every time you Trump fanboys says something, about a particular subject I can cite articles that can refute your version of reality. www.factcheck.org/2017/09/obamas-final-numbers/ ...and don't get me started about "PizzaGate" Leroy.
@DesertEagleV 4 жыл бұрын
"My client is innocent, he's done nothing wrong." "Where are the evidences and witnesses?" "We voted not to present them during trial." Seems fair.
@jmmerk 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing says "Innocent," like suppressing evidence and witnesses!
@brickdebrick2167 4 жыл бұрын
Why all these attacks on our president? It's really a mystery to me. The country is doing much better now than 3 years ago. The number of jobs has exploded and we are happier, more united than before. He just wants to do what is right and protect our nation. So why all that harassement against him? The non-stop bullying? Poor Trump. I don't understand why, and it makes me sad😔
@pondartinc4002 4 жыл бұрын
@@brickdebrick2167 No, it makes you stupid.
@DesertEagleV 4 жыл бұрын
@@brickdebrick2167 by the time you start withdrawing from whatever in your veins. Read your own text one more time.
@S.D.36 4 жыл бұрын
@@pondartinc4002 Oblivious to the Elementary Vocabulary, Picking on Dead people,War heroes,Constant lying.......
@travishimebaugh8381 4 жыл бұрын
Sneaking off to the bathroom during an impeachment hearing "High School Senate" sounds like a pretty crappy premise for a TV show.
@jeffdavis146 4 жыл бұрын
I would have said "Junior High School Senate". The immaturity of his tweets is astounding. There are actually adults that support him?
@Anankin12 4 жыл бұрын
Well going to the bathroom doesn't sound that bad, considering they were there for over 12 hours. The 20 mins are problematic tho
@jameskillalotthewarr 4 жыл бұрын
No wonder they didn't want cameras they couldn't control. Seeing the GoP not bothering to listen might inspire some visual evidence of breaking their oath of impartiality.
@ricardoperez8879 4 жыл бұрын
5:10 *i dont know who the graphics people are on the Late Show but they definitely deserve a raise. The visuals on that book for things to do in the Senate during impeachment was hilarious!*
@EdwardBrickerPianoMan 4 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Perez has has has good fun fun now is
@cl8onj388 4 жыл бұрын
🙄😐😐😐😐
@heyheytaytay 4 жыл бұрын
There's no phone allowed in the room so Linsey Graham is just checking his grindr (among other things) in the bathroom.
@JorgeStolfi 4 жыл бұрын
Lindsay had to flush fifteen times, that is why.
@enuphsayd9746 4 жыл бұрын
A salute to his leader. 😁
@ToddHowar.d 4 жыл бұрын
“God will never forgive what we have done” He’s right you know
@ornatusvaranid 4 жыл бұрын
There is no god, the people will never forget what he`s done (hopefully)...
@lyrachle 4 жыл бұрын
sorry, someone else's g-d
@bailodescalza 4 жыл бұрын
@@ornatusvaranid someone needs a hug🤗 🤣
@Celestias 4 жыл бұрын
I hope you spend eternity in the 76th cicle of hell, Todd.
@judyives1832 4 жыл бұрын
Wael El-Ahmady Christians are so sweet. Always wanting to burn people in hell for eternity! Lol!
@benjaminj.kreger-creative8001 4 жыл бұрын
“The puppies still have their balls.” LMAO!!
@BethPeppersCoats 4 жыл бұрын
If the Republican Senators don't want to be there, I will be glad to take there place! 😁
@nathanvoelker2054 4 жыл бұрын
@John Days Why are you cyberbullying a smart person who is making a good comment? You don't know anything about her.
@andreapeters7179 4 жыл бұрын
As long as we get to convict i would sit there for weeks.
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 жыл бұрын
* their
@KitaBelle23 4 жыл бұрын
as everyone can see that those three senators obviously have no respect for the house then they should go home for good! hello! they're fired!
@dragonsword7370 4 жыл бұрын
I could have sworn that these offenses were supposed to warrant disbarring from the jurors pool. Day one saw some crazy flaunting against the decorum protocol and I wondered rand paul and the other 8 or so senators didn't get kicked out!
@therhythmkings3357 4 жыл бұрын
firing squad for twump, family & entire complicit gop. exile remains from the country.
@chloekey8043 4 жыл бұрын
the rhythm kings resigning would work
@FukcYuo-cy5yg 4 жыл бұрын
who wouldn’t want to hear schiff for 4 hours right
@MYCHANNEL-on1cp 4 жыл бұрын
the squad?
@Annie-zd6rn 4 жыл бұрын
We can only imagine Trump sitting at the trial and they're having to give him a coloring book and his phone to keep him quiet. Since those nitwits that couldn't sit through the trial to listen to the truth, how about we give the time off they need and vote every last one of em' out?!
@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын
"Three years is enough." Three seconds of Trump's presidency was already too much.
@truthspreader3109 4 жыл бұрын
Well then the next 4 years are going to be tuff for you...
@bussinnutsfuckinbutts5368 4 жыл бұрын
Really? How so?
@christypatton5636 Жыл бұрын
@@truthspreader3109 Lol this didn’t age well 🤣
@robertcampbell8995 4 жыл бұрын
Why cant senators be bothered to partake in a historical hearing? #naptime
@rstrid5505 4 жыл бұрын
I believe they don't want to hear the evidence so they can sleep at night after betraying this country.
@jmmerk 4 жыл бұрын
Because they're corrupt. If that judge had a pair, he'd find all of them in contempt of court and put all of them in jail.
@Boomer2332 4 жыл бұрын
Because most senators are too old and they are going for hours on end
@ichmeiner4531 4 жыл бұрын
@@jmmerk exactly this! I think it's outrageous that they leave the room. They do breaks, they have food and water, they should pull their heads out of their asses and do the job the american people entrusted in them, suck it up and fulfill their duties. It's embarassing that grown, supposedly smart, adults behave like that.
@jmmerk 4 жыл бұрын
@@Boomer2332 not good enough.
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
No electronics are allowed? So.. definitely no testimony from Pence, then.
@klouddsurferful 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. 😁
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
You'll be fine as long as you set him to Wumbo.
@JasonRennie 4 жыл бұрын
"If your lips leave Trump's a** for even a second... you're dead to him."
@cheriecullum9489 4 жыл бұрын
lindsey spine disintegrated years ago. Actually, I'm surprised he can stand.
@justsaying5837 4 жыл бұрын
He isn't. That's Trump's hand up his ass.
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
Searching 'political clown' brings up 56,789 pictures of Donnie, and not a single one of Mike.
@mypillowguy445 4 жыл бұрын
*Doug Collins:* I'm the dumbest guy in congress! *Gym Jordan:* Hold my beer... *Matt Gaetz:* Did someone say beer? *Brett Kavanaugh:* Say no more, Matt, I'll call PJ and Squee!
@joshbgosh6200 4 жыл бұрын
lol wow!
@yabbadabbado2838 4 жыл бұрын
Jim not gym you idiot
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
This whole thing is just a mess!
@MandyFlame 4 жыл бұрын
Yabba dabba Do “gym” in reference to the accusations that Jordan molested athletes in at the OSU gym
@mikekruger94 4 жыл бұрын
I’d say Louie Gohmert is the dumbest guy in Congress. But yeah, Collins is a dipshit too.
@rosejohnson-tsosie2552 4 жыл бұрын
“You have to quit confusing a madness with a mission.” ― Flannery O'Connor
@thunderousapplause 4 жыл бұрын
Rose Johnson-Tsosie This should be my next tattoo.
@kevkus 4 жыл бұрын
IT is deeply disturbing that entertainment shows are now influencing politics. I dont care about which side they are on but this is the definition of propaganda.
@phyllishahart6111 4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@nancystowell4877 4 жыл бұрын
@@kevkus Truth is not Propaganda, lies are!
@kevkus 4 жыл бұрын
@@nancystowell4877 That is a misconception. Propaganda is political messaging. Truth is only what you believe, nothing more.
@audreymuzingo933 4 жыл бұрын
Ha, 90's Lindsay Graham sounded like Mr. Rogers, "When..you....hurt people."
@colettelee1162 4 жыл бұрын
The Sith got him
@marybrown7203 4 жыл бұрын
I was going to say that, but Mr. Roger's was such a great guy. Thanks for saying it for me.
@audreymuzingo933 4 жыл бұрын
@@marybrown7203 No shit, you heard it too???
@jemiebridges3197 4 жыл бұрын
@@colettelee1162 if course they got him... The Dark Side has Cookies!
@davetindle4600 4 жыл бұрын
*...and... 3 years is really enough* 😂🤣
@donmoore7785 4 жыл бұрын
"The puppies still have their balls" Classic Colbert.
@fluepidemic9584 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly it just gives me comfort knowing that someone is having the same thoughts about impeachment as me...
@abthedragon4921 4 жыл бұрын
Impeachment 1 2 3 Colbert is a genius
@seriesjunkie0074 4 жыл бұрын
It's truly frightening watching a real time demonstration of the answer to the question: "How could Adolf Hitler have done what he did?"
@chrissiek8706 4 жыл бұрын
Who would have thought living in historic times will be so frustrating and miserable....
@ProctorsGamble 4 жыл бұрын
Terrifying indeed.
@ulrikkahaveron5282 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been thinking about the similarities between Trump and Hitler’s supporters, too.
@Opus313 4 жыл бұрын
"Chicken Soup For When You've Sold Your Soul". It's a bestseller at the GOP bookstore. Also available on Audible, "How to Live With Shame!"
@davida4007 4 жыл бұрын
hmmmm nope, they are proud of it
@dahlia8285 4 жыл бұрын
Lol..."Motion picture coming out in theaters soon."
@michelewalburn4376 4 жыл бұрын
Oh that's a great book title
@KNR90 4 жыл бұрын
That audio book won't get much interest. They have no shame. Or conscience, loyalty to country, or comprehension of the future beyond how the next election will affect their financial gains
@r38658 4 жыл бұрын
After political life, either they leave the country, or do plastic surgeries to hide their corrupt faces.
@Kanelle88 4 жыл бұрын
Linsey Graham sounds like evil Mr. Rogers.
@thechillspot6503 4 жыл бұрын
Why the hell is the head of the Supreme Court overseeing this trial not enforcing the law it's an embarrassment
@AussieAviator 4 жыл бұрын
11 Million views FOX NEWS: Nobody is watching
@erikh448 4 жыл бұрын
Fox didn't even cover it.
@lllCTHULHUlll 4 жыл бұрын
@John Days"You're fake news." There, I fixed that for you.
@jackjay7211 4 жыл бұрын
Fox is fake news
@micahbell892 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Jay Fox is not fake knew of anything cnn is
@dlite6999 4 жыл бұрын
@@micahbell892 covert narrcisst coverage CNN lol
@commercialelectric696 4 жыл бұрын
James Madison, writing as "Publius," stated in The Federalist, No. 47: “The accumulation of all powers legislative, executive and judiciary in the same hands, whether of one, a few or many, and whether hereditary, self appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.“
@dragonsword7370 4 жыл бұрын
We live in a country that had supposed patriotic citizens flip they're collective shite when NPR started tweeting the declaration of independence l, or it was the us constitution. Either way they reacted as trump would and state "NPR is fomenting terrorism domestically! Calling for a coup!"
@chloekey8043 4 жыл бұрын
Trump’s controlling the Supreme Court, and Congress, so, there you go. Vote them all out💙💙💙
@ameliakittie6009 4 жыл бұрын
Well said by Madison and a perfect reminder from C Electric, Thanks,
@Armafly 4 жыл бұрын
In fact Trump and the GOP have memorized any single word and it has been their goal since 2016.
@russcollins4762 4 жыл бұрын
that's a hell of a statement
@4valhalla898 4 жыл бұрын
OUR CHILDREN will inherit this mess, IF there is ANYTHING left for them to inherit.
@SarahGreen523 4 жыл бұрын
Colbert is the only salve for the wounds of this presidency.
@nancystowell4877 4 жыл бұрын
There is also Bill Maher, SNL & Trevor Noah! The laughs make it survivable!
@jodys.7272 4 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Stephen's 8 years of Bernie impressions :)
@richbydesignpullupj5842 4 жыл бұрын
You know they put it in alphabetical cause TRUMP is watching and won’t understand 😂
@geraldpotkah1050 4 жыл бұрын
😂👏
@AryaDaFox 4 жыл бұрын
Those not taking this seriously should lose their vote and have their seat removed from the total count.
@mone7524 4 жыл бұрын
FANTASTIC ! "Impeachment 1, 2, 3's " LOVE IT ! ! !
@xyzzdoe3674 4 жыл бұрын
If all this behavior is against the rules, why aren't they being held to account? Surely Roberts should be doing that? What a total sham.
@n0ts0B9 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously.... I'd like to see them get held in contempt, one by one. Maybe the assholes would put their fidget spinners away.
@musiclover9361 4 жыл бұрын
Roberts isn't in charge. Any ruling he makes can simply be overturned by the Republicans.
@DavidJ222 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: "I am tremendously opposed to Bolton testifying, because he knows my thoughts. He knows the inner workings of my depraved and diseased riddled mind. He's had a front row seat to my abominable and sociopathic behavior. More importantly, he knows about many of the unspeakable things that I've done. And that poses a threat to my personal freedom."
@syntaxerror9994 4 жыл бұрын
We all know the inner workings of Trumps mind... bears on unicycles mostly
@hbray86 4 жыл бұрын
This is what a TDS sufferer hears^^
@kasparov937 4 жыл бұрын
@@hbray86 truth sucks ha?
@jayscraggs1012 4 жыл бұрын
Neato little specualtion
@Hawijack 4 жыл бұрын
hbray86 ,and with DTS see no evil, hear no evil , but repeat everything your Antichrist President tweets.😅 Deranged Trumpturd Syndrome God hates Trump
@markcrume 4 жыл бұрын
"A nickel for the phone booth and a zoetrope where it really looks like the horse is running!".
@MR-pk2gm 4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile... the rest of the world is looking at US like, “You can’t be serious! You’re suppose to be a role model for the rest of the planet. What on earth can be more important than integrity?”
@FriedrichHerschel 4 жыл бұрын
Money.
@TheArchoNils 4 жыл бұрын
lol when exactly was the US a role model for the world? xD There is a reason so many countries hate you
@MR-pk2gm 4 жыл бұрын
ArchoNils Privat why is the United Nations based in New York? Why do they call USA the Democratic leader of the world? Why is USA the most powerful economy of the world? Common sense tells us USA has a responsibility with the rest of the world. A “ free world”.
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 жыл бұрын
It is always money! Unfettered capitalism, where making as much money as possible, no matter who/ what is hurt, and no matter how much the planet suffers, is the way to go. Unfettered by any regulations, which is why Trump is still in office. He needs to remove them all, all so more and more profits are possible.
@MalloonTarka 4 жыл бұрын
@@MR-pk2gm Questions one and two can be answered by the information provided in question three, perhaps supplemented by the information of how much of your income from your economy is spent on, ahem, "defence". You do have a responsibilty, no matter how unique it would be for you to live up to it, but that is far from the same thing as being the role model for the rest of the earth. You haven't been that since, I don't know, probably the 60's.
@boarder6246 4 жыл бұрын
If Bernie is elected, I’ll quit smoking cigarettes. I’ll believe in a future and will look forward to the progression of society. Life needs to evolve, and our time has come.
@mulu2132 4 жыл бұрын
I'm holding you to it
@yabbadabbado2838 4 жыл бұрын
Your a idiot
@badlydrawnturtle8484 4 жыл бұрын
"If this particular thing happens sufficiently far in the future that I can conveniently forget about this declaration, I'll stop punching myself in the face. If it doesn't happen, I'll continue to punch myself in the face, because I really like punching myself in the face, apparently."
@alancham4 4 жыл бұрын
I especially like to punch myself in the face after a good meal.
@21972012145525 4 жыл бұрын
SamWize Ganji weird
@marsjup964 4 жыл бұрын
See Stephen you are my tonic. I look at your monologue instead of drinking. Thank you so much!!!!!😂😂😂😂😁😁😁💖😭🤣😀🤗
@richiejohnson 4 жыл бұрын
I have to do both
@sophierobinson2738 4 жыл бұрын
Venus Mack me too
@Armafly 4 жыл бұрын
GOP Senators worked hard to earn that position because finally they can: 1) sleep more 2) lie more (after napping) 3) get paid a lot for 1) and 2)
@enuphsayd9746 4 жыл бұрын
The do-nothing Republicans
@flapkatt6094 4 жыл бұрын
Do you know these arse-kissers are paid roughly $174,000/annum? Every year they stay $174,000. I don't earn that much. I never have even though I have an advanced degree in my field. Think what you could buy/provide for yourself and your family with that kind of cash. Better house. Good schools. Nicer car. Knowing you will have money. Now, when it comes to someone elected to WORK for the people are they earning their money? Are they worth it? Nah. I don't think so. IF (as I suspect) this senate cashes out and acquits that idiot, there's only one way to survive. VOTE them OUT. Vote blue. Tell them you are fed up and to quote the cheeto-in-chief: "You're FIRED!" If they want to phuck us with this, we can phuck them by firing them.
@marybrown7203 4 жыл бұрын
@@flapkatt6094 Working three days in a row seems to be too much for them. While the rest of the population is working to pay their bills, their health insurance, their all too cushy pensions, probably gas and meals too.
@bereal2900 4 жыл бұрын
All Senators
@flapkatt6094 4 жыл бұрын
@@marybrown7203 Yes. It's called per diem. Let's not forget, the cost is 100% funded by our taxes. Add in a few special interests who need their help in obtaining contracts, construction, dealing with conflicts of interest-I always look for the cash. Hidden accounts, off-shore money, funding that appears out of nowhere. Corruption. But cheeto-in-chief is just the head of the zit. The zit is deep to the core. He's just the pimple that's going to get popped. OUT of OUR WHITE HOUSE. Sorry for yelling, but I'm a veteran. I have zero respect for these people. General bone spurs is an absolute horror of a human being, but these politicians have placed him in charge. Rather like giving the rats a key to the grain cellar. Geezus, but Americans need to wake up. In 2016, this monster lost the popular vote by 3 million. For 2020, let's make that number 30 million. Gerrymander your voting districts then, senators. You are not staying employed while I still breathe. Yeah, I'm passionate about this. It's important. Vote. Renew the blue. Everywhere.
@helenamirian908 4 жыл бұрын
Young Lindsey Graham sounds like a Southern Mr. Rogers.
@leavingitblank9363 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! I thought of Mr. Rogers too!
@faithrada 4 жыл бұрын
Adam Schiff is such a beautiful soul... this man is a gift from heaven.
@LetsGoBlues314 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, Adam Schiff lies about as much as trump
@jsteel8288 4 жыл бұрын
@@LetsGoBlues314 prove it, asswipe.
@Miller_Time 4 жыл бұрын
He sux
@lenasalomone8466 4 жыл бұрын
Drew More , words are cheap ...show us the proof or STFU troll.
@victoriabaker4400 4 жыл бұрын
He really is. I didn't know who he was until all this. Very impressive.
@justmemadison 4 жыл бұрын
Why isn't anyone talking about Nunez? That worm.
@irishdivajeffries6668 4 жыл бұрын
Or Roger Stone and his guilty verdict on all 7counts!
@jemiebridges3197 4 жыл бұрын
Don't be silly, subscribe to the Cow. #DevinNunesCow for all you Nenez news. And yes, it's a real thing, there's a Bovine trolling him.
@OmgAuntySuzanne16 4 жыл бұрын
justmemadison Nunez is getting it on Twitter
@justmemadison 4 жыл бұрын
@@OmgAuntySuzanne16 I haven't been able to figure out why he is involved in any of this. Honestly, everyone else seems to have a clear (sometimes a little twisted) connection somehow some way and then there is Nunez interjecting himself and doing crazy shit, putting himself on the line for what? Trump...when does he ever interact with Trump? Why is Nunez involved? What's in it for him? My bestest friend growing up is a Susanne, too.
@jonesfactor9 4 жыл бұрын
His texts alone hurt people. 😆
@papaaaaaaa2625 4 жыл бұрын
Dear "nonmaniac" Americans, good luck in getting rid of this national shame in the White House. I hope some of the Reps have a spine.
@adnilremlap 4 жыл бұрын
Mitt Romney has openly stated that he wants to find out the truth and has called for witnesses. He has been eviscerated on Facebook for it. It makes my heart hurt when a man of integrity is treated like trash for trying to defend the rule of law.
@abelgerli 4 жыл бұрын
At least when Bloomberg can spend a billion dollars it seems he is a legitimate billionaire 🤣😉
@cesarebachelli 4 жыл бұрын
At least his wealth isnt mostly loans
@suebarrow5973 4 жыл бұрын
'Connect one dot' lol love it
@DevilTravels 4 жыл бұрын
Considering the age of the senators, there should be hourly bathroom breaks or provide executive Assurance Incontinence Briefs.
@tracyanne64 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jemiebridges3197 4 жыл бұрын
The point of no bathroom breaks is to make them stay on point and wrap it up. At yet there filibusting it for no reason
@drzero7 4 жыл бұрын
When Stephen said, "If you dare leave your leave your lips just to put on a chapstick" he should have THEN said, "You're DONE SON"
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
See... you lost most of the Trump base already.. ABC's and 123's were never their strong suit. Maybe try big, colorful cartoon characters.
@rickzeroX 4 жыл бұрын
@@jayscraggs1012 that's quite a delusion you've made yourself to believe.
@GuyronBarnes-og2co 4 жыл бұрын
@@jayscraggs1012 Republicans are seditious 🐓🍭's who mimic Donald Trump by felating Vladimir Putin.
@toneyingram732 4 жыл бұрын
@@jayscraggs1012 you must be on that meth pipe because you are crazy
@harlcc261 4 жыл бұрын
@@jayscraggs1012 keep thinking that buddy. Maybe years ago when some GOP had morals.
@apparentsymmetry 4 жыл бұрын
Awww.... Where'd Jay go??
@dhFLOOPY 4 жыл бұрын
LAWYER LAWSUITS?!?!
@PK-ez4rl 4 жыл бұрын
dhFLOOPY Freedom of Information FOIA is what she said and what asshole Sekulow pretended not to understand.
@mrrsnlk03 4 жыл бұрын
YOU SEE THAT? LYNDSEY GRAHAM HAS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR OVER 20 YEARS NOW, HES GOT TO GO, ITS TIME FOR NEW PEOPLE!!!!!
@dafttool 4 жыл бұрын
Ask the important questions, like, “Did Rand Paul get his crossword puzzle finished?”
@maggierezac5820 4 жыл бұрын
@dafttool, and did he use a pen or pencil? 8 letter word for douchebag, R A N D P A U L.
@leehall4595 4 жыл бұрын
After looking at the answer page.
@Terika- 4 жыл бұрын
I heard this morning he was doodling and drawing the building of the State capital. From what I have heard..he was pretty good. Maybe its time to change job???
@AliCatGtz 4 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a store where I could buy, "Hope" and "Faith in Humanity" because I can't find jack.
@danielb8152 4 жыл бұрын
Have you looked into Andrew Yang's platform? One of his slogan's is "Humanity First" and he lives up to it.
@HudaefCares 4 жыл бұрын
Jack sank to the bottom of the Atlantic coz Rose let him go even when she said she'd never let him go. *That lying bitch.* Just kidding. 😁
@dakotacross1519 4 жыл бұрын
too bad my dad and most of these diehard rep have developed a cult-like mindset that only trump opinion matters and not thiers!
@AliCatGtz 4 жыл бұрын
Hudaef Cares? Lol That actually made me laugh. Good quality comment 😂
@AliCatGtz 4 жыл бұрын
Daniel B I'm actually thinking about voting for Yang, honestly.
@jacquelyncollier3904 4 жыл бұрын
ABC easy as 1 2 3..... that's how each IMPEACHMENT should be
@shantoreywilkins651 4 жыл бұрын
👍👍
@stacygagnon6280 4 жыл бұрын
@Elliott Bronstein the Democrats have been working on impeachment for three years!
@mookins45 4 жыл бұрын
@John Days yes the Republicans show their true colors now, defying and mocking our Democratic laws and processes. You've come out against the Constitution and now E Pluribus Unum is squashing you like a bug on a windshield.
@zaroffhound 4 жыл бұрын
To quote from that old song: _When you hear the trumpet blast, Then you know you're home at last. Open up them pearly Gaetz for me!_
@uainediabhal9689 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for helping us get through this - We love you Stephen
@creekboi7 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, Graphics Dept is getting recognized! brothers stand together!!
@Not2day-Satan 4 жыл бұрын
He seems so innocent. Everyone has the right to block all witnesses and evidence.
@LetsGoBlues314 4 жыл бұрын
Called executive privilege look it up the house could’ve gone to the courts but they didn’t. That is their problem.
@allhumansarejusthuman.5776 4 жыл бұрын
@@LetsGoBlues314 executive privilege doesnt apply to Congress. Look it up. Actually; read the U.S. constitution; bill of rights; and the legal definition of bribery. You'll find that Trump has *publicly bragged* about offenses that the constitution *requires* the president be impeached and removed for by blocking Congress and claiming executive privilege; And by sending troops to Saudi Arabia on payment.
@LetsGoBlues314 4 жыл бұрын
Don donny executive privilege does apply to congress. That’s the whole point, it’s checks and balances. The executive can claim privilege over subpoenas which then is taken to the courts to determine if the privilege is upheld. The democrats wanted to rush this through and all they had to do was wait a couple of months.
@jsteel8288 4 жыл бұрын
to you, Trump seems so innocent: to ordinary, intelligent folk, Trump is a corrupt bag of MAGAty horse dung.
@Mortiis558 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, we have all heard of the many many innocent people at trial who block everyone and everything that shows how innocent they are. How can Trumpists be this dumb? Must be all the heavy metals in their water.
@DavidHansson1978 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they'll try the clown as an adult.
@warren52nz 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen could have made a career as an impressionist. He's really good!
@blairhinton7535 4 жыл бұрын
Graham spent 20 mins in the bathroom...must have been flushing 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 times
@user-uy7qg3ot4n 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if George Washington is turning in his grave knowing how partisan the government has gotten when his last wishes was for the US to never form parties because their all supposed to help the people either way. He also wished that we never get involved in European politics.
@volgawolfhounds741 4 жыл бұрын
They're... the word you could fathom is They're.
@bgmcc907 4 жыл бұрын
He missed his calling as a Bernie Sanders impressionist. 😂
@NYSignfield 4 жыл бұрын
I am extremely embarrassed Gaetz is my representative 🙁
@healinggrounds19 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@aitotem 4 жыл бұрын
Well damn, my opinion on Bloomberg's ego just altered. Good on him at least for that.
@CJDe-kx8of 4 жыл бұрын
It’s “loses” not “losses”. Trump needs to activate his Spell Checker.
@TheIslandDivision 4 жыл бұрын
And who turned off his caps lock?
@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын
CJ. De well Trump called Bloomberg "Mini Mike" yet everyone can verify Bloomberg's wealth which is more than can be said for the Trumps!
@chemxfan 4 жыл бұрын
But what if he DID? We're doomed!
@tumsfestival8027 4 жыл бұрын
Also what does he mean that he won’t support clowns, because he’s the biggest one? What does that even mean? It’s like an insult an 8 year old would think of.
@chemxfan 4 жыл бұрын
You hit the nail on the head - Trump is thinking like an 8 yr.old, that's why his tweets come out like that.
@Markle2k 4 жыл бұрын
I guess since Trump doesn't know how poker is played, that explains how he managed to bankrupt a casino.
@lol-ql5tj 4 жыл бұрын
We need to get out and vote!! Country over party!!
@EviePontecorvo 4 жыл бұрын
Every "lol, Bernie is old joke" feels like the death of comedy.
@lauralivingherlife860 4 жыл бұрын
Trump is the joke of America.
@EviePontecorvo 4 жыл бұрын
@@lauralivingherlife860 Also true.
@pauldecker4630 4 жыл бұрын
Look at it this way It's a sign of the fact he (Sanders) has so little to make fun of.
@jc.1191 4 жыл бұрын
I love Bernie, but comedy is fine. It's just a joke.
@pauldecker4630 4 жыл бұрын
@@jc.1191 This is also true.
@Tommyoda 4 жыл бұрын
1:23 • Nadler picked ABC, it's easier than 123. 🙊
@somethingelseentirely8948 4 жыл бұрын
I like that it actually started at a time stamp of 1:23 like one of those wholesome memes because after nadlers abc’s comes cohens 123’s
@biffmasterson9786 4 жыл бұрын
Trump need not choose between his daughter and wife, as they are both easy.
@Alphasnowbordergirl 4 жыл бұрын
For the men in my family, 20 minutes in the bathroom is uncomfortably normal for them. Never met such constipated people
@chalice1438 4 жыл бұрын
Love to see where american tax payer money is going paying senators like this.
@thunderousapplause 4 жыл бұрын
Talen Charlton welllll um the ppl elected them. Blame the dumbass voters
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