The “having to ask for cow’s milk” made me visibly angry. I’m allergic to milk and most of the places in my hometown don’t even offer nondairy milk. It’s such a lie. I love vegan food and stores, and trashing them for being more accessible for people with food allergies and other dietary restrictions feels like you hate people.

the whole “I had to ask for cow’s milk thing,” good lord this girl wants to be oppressed sooooo badly

Mario Kart course of having to swerve around homeless people and jump over dirty needles???? Do we not have sympathy anymore?? We've sunk so low we're referring to homeless people as "Mario Kart obstacles"??

“Everyone is trans and has purple hair and has pronouns in their bio and coffee shops are out of cows milk” - me when I lie

“It’s subtle and there’s this whole conservative world around you.” Oh honey that’s not subtle.

Of all the nonsense she was spewing, I think the one that made me the most confused and annoyed was her "f-ability test". Miss girl literally became the "women are shallow" stereotype and if she had bleached hair, she would also be a walking "dumb blonde" stereotype! How does an actual human woman unironically talk like an example of r/menwritingwomen and it's not satire? The internalized misogyny is STRONG with this one!

There's probably less women uber drivers because it's a job that can put you in a lot of danger. But I'm sure that's something she'd never consider.

As a former homeless person, I hope she becomes lactose sensitive

I love how she thinks liberals somehow won’t notice that someone liking Joe Rogan and Bill Maher makes them conservative. That’s like saying that liberals won’t pick up on someone saying they like Hitler as being code that they’re a Nazi

I find it funny that this woman believes we are not aware of the dog whistles the right uses.

Bro shes right. One time I went to my female Orthopedic Surgeon and she didn't even help me with my luggage.

Her who spiel about "quiet codes" was so funny. In the left, we call those "dog whistles" and they are _very_ obvious. Everything she listed is a stereotype of conservatives. They'll say stuff like, "Man I hate GLOBALISTS, WINK, WINK, WINK, I MEAN THE _JEWS_ BY THE WAY." Then she goes on to mention Orwell, who fought with the communists in the Spanish civil war, but later wrote he would've preferred to fight with the anarchists. She also pronounces "Polizei" wrong which is mildly annoying.

Love how her revealing the Quiet Code just boils down to “if they have an interest in Republican stuff… they’re Republican 🤫”

Saying that Bass Pro Shop is a Conservative thing and not a ironic meme for trans people is so funny. She is literally falling victim to the very thing she’s bragging about

her whole "no one in nyc is tan in the summer" rant was crazy. Like sorry didn't realize skincare was a political point.

when she said “quiet code” i immediately thought “do you mean…dog whistle?”

the quiet code thing is soo fucking funny bc she’s like Liberals don’t understand dogwhistles meaning queers (and punks) literally do lace code, hanky code,lesbians have carabiners like Girl we know!!!!! 😭

"Freedom of speech" Yes, free speech. But that doesnt mean freedom of consequence. Edit: this comment wasn't meant to spout any arguments, I was simply referring to the fact that some people try to abuse the meaning of free speech. Yes, people have & are entitled to opinions. But what I meant is there are people who say (and act out) horrible things and label it under "free speech" to try to avoid any consequence or trouble. That was all-

When my brother was 11, Trump won the election. My brother cried, he was genuinely scared of what Trump would do. This man was so weird and made such dumb, harmful statements that my brother, an English kid, was terrified of what Trump would do.

when I was a female-perceived uber driver I generally did not get out of the car for my safety. And I drove a lot of women who exclaimed that they’d never be brave enough to do that job.

The way I CHOKED on my drink when I heard the phrase “daddysantis”. Definitely was not on my bingo card of things I was going to hear today.

I love how she acts like having to be around people who are different from her is a form of oppression.

I know this girl did NOT just try to claim Buc-ees for the conservatives. Like- excuse me??

“The quiet code…” We love ✨yassifying✨ dogwhistles!!!

the perfect way to start off spooky month. nothing scarier than a conservative

"Free state of Florida" got me ROLLING

as a leftist from the southern US, i hate that she tried to claim going to buccees as a "quiet code" like girl we all like buccees, it's not just for republicans 😭

I find it funny she thinks people get paid based on how much work they do, regardless of whether or not it's part of their job. So she thinks Uber drivers get a higher pay rate if they help with luggage, even though it's not part of their job description...

Oh this tiktok gal is a real "pick me girl" trying to get the Andrew Tate Fanboys' attention with her "not-lib takes."

The fact that she thinks we don’t know about who’s most likely a republican is crazy. As a punk I know all the facist dog whistles. We punk rockers can tell who’s a punk and who’s not just by picking up their mannerisms aswell.

She knows the men have pronouns in their bio because she's sliding into their DMs privately whilst publicly claiming she only dates Conservative men, I am confident in this assertion.

I’m surprised she didn’t say they send you to a reeducation camp if you’re straight in New York. As far as “soy” men in NY go, NY is known for burly construction workers and big Italian union guys. Also, I’m from Minnesota; even if you’re a neo-pronoun using pansexual with purple hair, you’ve probably owned a pickup truck, or something similar and you probably fish in the summer. Hell, there’s a gay fishing community in Loring Park. Outdoors aren’t political and boat parties are awesome.

"Women don't need to get paid as much because the women around me won't wait on me hand and foot and load my bag into their car" like girly pop first off you paid for a ride, not a butler and two, YOU can do it?! if it was your own car you'd load your bag yourself just fine, do you lose your arms every time you call an uber? highly doubt it and I also highly doubt you tipped those men for the EXTRA service they provided you because you clearly forgot you're taking THEIR car and THEIR time and that's the service they're providing, anything else isn't required

I don’t think i’ve ever seen someone speak in ONLY buzzwords… what a pleasant lady 💀

Uber drivers do not get paid for that shit regardless of sex she must be delusional 😂

"the left is getting so upset that free speech is being allowed" no ma'am we're upset bc you think "free speech" means "say slurs without consequence"

We all know the Republican signs. Literally just look at their faces and body language. It can be accurately detected both with ai and facial recognition.

She just gave a list of things she looks for in a man, but it’s just a list of the reddest flags

Her talking about conservatives’ “secret codes” was giving main character syndrome

This woman has convinced me never to even THINK about living in Florida. Sounds like a hellscape if it’s really full of people like this. Give me the soy lattes any day

Because godforbid people have dietary recommendations, personal beliefs and/or allergies that prevents them from enjoying "cows milk", amirite? Maybe people just like oat milk for no reason other than they prefer it? Wow, just, wow, I'm in just as much disbelief as you are. 😅

Also Chutzpah is Yiddish a language largely spoken by the Jewish Community so handwaving hate speech by most likely literal N#zis with Yiddish slang feels icky.

Its so gross that they would simp to DeSantis and Trump. And listen I can express my love to fictional characters it's okay, but to horrible people like them, ultimate cringe.

5:03 …cow milk is the default. You would have to clarify if you wanted *anything else*

This is wild. I was recently in Manhattan, Hell's Kitchen and Upper west side, I saw very few homeless people, every cafe had milk, no one looked androgynous. I literally went to a pop up modern art exhibit and people looked ... just ... regular binary? Like pants and t-shirts mostly. I even stopped by Stonewall to pay homage, and it was the most generic, normal, clean, white bread looking neighborhood in NYC. Her TikTok really just felt like one of those "and the whole train clapped" stories

Pretty much every coffee place gives you milk in your LATTE by default because that is what LATTE means lol

It feels like she was told by a friend "if you say stupid shit online, you'll become popular" and she just said "okay, what's the dumbest shit I can think of??" and this is what happened LOL.

THE MARIO KART STYLE OBSTACLE COURSE OF HAVING TO SWERVE AROUND HOMELESS PEOPLE?!!?! Tf is wrong with her

you call it "quiet code" we call it "red flags"

Conservatives complaining about homelessness is ridiculous because it was Conservative president Reagan who ended the Federal Mental Health Act. This act provided state run hospital and residential homes for people with severe mental health problems. Many states also combined the residential sites with housing fir tge poor. These were called poor houses. People coukd stay there when they were homeless. By ending the Mental Health Act Reagan and the Con Republic party started the homeless problem in the US.

Subcultures recognising their own is so common. I can detect metal heads and Goths even if they're in work clothes, it is such a common thing

She’s clearly a right wing pick-me girl. Not surprising. What I want to know is, what does a left wing pick-me look like?

Imo doesn't matter if you're a guy or not. If your job description doesn't say "pick up guests luggage" then I don't give a fuck if you do it or not lmao. People like her are pressuring that men should be doing EXTRA work while she should reap the benefits of it. If your job description doesn't require it then don't do it. If you want to do it cause it's just a nice gesture? Then feel free. I hold open the doors for men and women as a woman all the time. Do I need to? No. Do I do it? Yes, cause it's nice to just help people. Very shocking way to live, being nice to others I know! Also I've used uber 3 times and all 3 were men. They did not open my car door or take my luggage. I did it myself cause my arms aren't broken unlike hers I guess.

This conservative lady is acting like 2014 Tumblr didn't come up with an entire secret phrase to identify fellow Tumblr users in public, and I will not stand for that kind of Tumblr erasure. And for those wondering, phrase/convo is "I like your shoelaces" -said to someone believed to be a Tumblr user "Thanks. I stole them from the president" -the response to let your fellow freak know that you do in fact have a Destiel blog.

The fact that she thinks we don't understand the least subtle dog whistles ever is SO FUCKING FUNNY

the entire convo about "secret codes" in this video just sent me straight back to the days of "i like your shoelaces" "i stole them from the president"

Woman admit's that dogwhistles exists and lists everything single one she knows without knowing everyone already knows them

The way she talked about canditates actually sounded really close to how people sometimes talk about fictional characters? Like she’s in some sort of fandom but with being a conservative (if that makes sense)

QUIET CODE she acts like she is spilling some sort of high ranking secret with that. I do half those things she says as well, and I am most defiantly not even close to right or center.

i once stumbled into a vegan place without realizing it was a vegan place, then i asked for a latte and was told they do not have regular milk. No biggie, i just asked what kind they have, and then got whatever kind sounded the best. it’s not really that hard

Maybe it's just my autism, but I literally had no idea that people wore things from their favorite interests in order to signal other people to interact with them about it. I personally would just like to have things related to those interests and not necessarily have other people interact with me about it, it would be kind of a pleasant surprise to me. But this makes a lot more sense now, thanks Kiwi!

She really thought we didn’t already associate pick up trucks, grilling, Bass Pro Shops, Joe Rogan fans, Jordan Peterson fans, and American flag wielding people with conservatives. Now that’s peak comedy.

God I can’t imagine being a conservative woman/woman( and the small majority of queer conservatives)You’re entire personality is just being a pick me or repeating old conservative nonsense talking points that are easily destroyed by anyone who uses common sense. Id have more sympathy for them…if it wasn’t for the blatant misogyny, racism, homophobia, transphobia. And just all together not being pleasant people to be around.

I've taken an Uber from the airport home and I had my 2 children and we had 3 suitcases and our carry on bags. Male uber driver put them all in the trunk for us. Now cab ride to the airport lady driver, handled the luggage AND installed my son's high back booster seat!!! Male Uber driver didn't know how, or where the anchors were in his car.... I figured it out!

I want to erase "Daddy Santis" out of my brain

Did she really think that conservatives are like, subtle?? Hun, we all know the dog whistles. For real! But the dairy complaint definitely takes the cake. Oh, you can't get your breastmilk today?? You poor baby! Better leave NY, I guess all the adults there decided to wean. Which of course is false, but if NY did that, I would move there in a heartbeat. Thinking of the animals and the climate?! Sign me up! No, the animal consumers/abusers are doing just fine on their supply, and everyone knows it.

her attempt to make a point about "youtube polizei" and make what i would interpret as comparison of the commentary sphere to n*zis, and then completely mispronouncing the word "polizei" made me giggle a bit

Them: “Men with colored hair aren’t real men” Cartoons: 😑

19:13 “You’d never guess that I'm conservative because the only hints I give are: - listening to a conservative podcast - calling myself ‘moderate’ (something a lot of conservatives do) - being conservative Liberals just don’t get our super cool secret code!”

Lol the fact that she thinks they have a secret code is hilarious! 😂😂😂 Also, she forgot to mention The Punisher symbol on any part of their property including cars. The "Don't Tread On Me" bumper stickers lol. Or the blue American Flag (Blue Lives Matter) paraphernalia. Conservatives want you to know who they are and they don't hide it like she thinks they do lol.

The way she talked about all of the BIGGEST red flags as "secret language"

Thanks girl for telling me the tips to avoid a Republican guy without needing it to be totally overt lol

To respond to what that first woman was saying in comparing New York City to Florida, I live in Florida. And I work at a shelter, in a part of town that has multiple shelters and always has people also sleeping on the streets (well, on the sidewalks, anyway). The so-called "free state of Florida" is anything but if you are homeless, Black, brown, queer, trans, poor, female, an immigrant, or a student at any level of education in the state. She might think the grass is greener in Florida than NYC, but that's probably only because Florida is the sort of place that requires driving everywhere, so you are less likely to see or be stepping over homeless people unless you work or live in the areas where they mainly congregate.

Hey, as a trans dude, I really love trucks and plan to drive a huge ass obnoxious truck and I HOPE everyone thinks I’m down burley republican it’ll be funny

She’s really selling me on New York

As an avid Mario Kart player, I am both wildly disgusted and confused at how she likens walking around homeless people and needles to it. For one, that’s just not a good comparison, but two, you’re talking about living breathing human people!! Clearly, to say something like that about the homeless, she must have forgotten. I just can’t imagine how some people can be so thoughtless and cruel like it’s nothing

girl's gotta pull herself up by the bootstraps and carry her luggage herself /s

Little does this lady know that I wear BassPro, I go basically live at Bucees, I drove a truck in high school, I also have a lot of old clothes with American flags, I also have that flag with Nicki Minaj on it, and I am a RAGING gay man who believes everyone should have access to healthcare and that trans people are valid and this woman would probably not like me 😂

Did she say trump has changed because he waffles on? Has she ever read his old speeches?! The man is constant waffle

I was eating lunch. I was not prepared for her wanting to sleep with Desantis. Thanks Im no longer hungry.

Did she ever think that maybe they never have cows milk because so many people get it that they run out?

I have been to new youth. I have also lived in Florida. I’m currently in a mid sized but highly progressive city. She is actually complaining that people aren’t all just basic and boring. When I lived in south Fl, it was awful because where I was, it was a major city where most people looked like wealthy people from small suburban areas. The only live music was Jimmy buffet style music, and all the restaurants were really expected chains that had super bland and expected options. There was little creativity, beyond artists being pressured to paint yachts and sailboats. Also, I am highly unattracted to macho men. Like, most the guys who rant and rave about being manly and how important masculinity is to them, don’t even shower or change their clothing every day. Then you get to their personality. I’ve also never had a Uber driver, regardless of gender, help me with luggage. I’ve never even thought about that because I’ve always carried my own luggage unless I had some sort of injury. I would probably be uncomfortable if they did something like that because, like, I don’t want a stranger to touch my stuff. It’s bad enough getting into a car with a stranger but sometimes both my vehicles have issues at the same time. For politicians, I would not sleep with any politician. Because I am not interested in any of them and don’t know them. She says this like this is normal. Women don’t usually vote conservative because most of us like having autonomy. Now, I find some celebrities attractive but again, I don’t know them so oI can’t say I would or wouldn’t sleep with them. I didn’t think adults were usually this shallow. As for freedom of speech, it only means you cannot be thrown in jail for it. Other people can still call you an asshole of what you say makes you an asshole. Your job can fire you for it if it’s bad enough that they think you look bad, and someone can absolutely have you arrested if you confuse free speech with making potentially credible threats.

lmfaooo her explaining the “secret” codes conservatives use to find one another. i don’t think she knows what the word secret means. 😂

D A D D Y S A N T I S ?

maybe it's the Finnish in me, but expecting your driver to lift your bags seems kinda shitty to me? you pay them to drive you somewhere, not carry your bags.

I was literally eating when I started this video and my jaw dropped.. when she started speaking Mario kart obstacles WHATT??!

I have been blessed the queer kiwi posted

“like the muggles in harry potter” “ladies, he’s a keeper, bc he’s republican” DAWG WHAT

People ask her to think twice because she doesn’t think at all

I hope that conservative knows that queer country folks exist

These girls have such pick me energy.

The visceral horror I felt upon hearing "Daddysantis-"

i just saw tje first tiktok and god i cannot fathom how one can be SO degrading without feeling even an ounce of shame

Thank you so much for having subtitles on your videos.

I genuinely love how cutely you always dress up the skzoos💕

When you talked about how it really makes you want to expose your abuser/assaulter if they get fame or power it made me think of my own assaulter. We're both in the music industry, he's in a band and I'm a soloist. Thankfully his band isn't famous but if it did ever blow up I don't think I'd be able to keep my mouth shut about what he did to me.

the quiet code is loud asf and so wrong lmao

The comment about desantis keeping his mouth shut made me snort because in what universe does he sit by silently cause that must be another multiverse frfr

Here in the US, every day is like a headline on the Onion.

who's gonna tell her the men help her bc they think she's too weak to life the luggage lol