shadow 😂

Lol

ahaha very fun lol laughed hard ha hilarious

damn I remember asking tho

congrats on getting pinned lmao

Team Transaction Error

underrated comment

@@taya._ facts

Team Would You Like To Buy This Domain lol

Damn.

A better cult is not a cult kzfaq.info/get/bejne/htWHoNOJtZ3JcY0.html

yes

aka a Scammer

Isnt that what he is tho??

Don't give him ideas

Did that happen to you lol

@@ivanigls1273 just let her vent

@@ivanigls1273 it happened to me lmao 💀💀

That happens a ton at my school

@snowpea yess

*click* the phone on my fingers

I’ve never cringed harder in my life than at that line and the stunned silence of the crew right after

He blew up his mom

“Mom you’re exploding? Wow oh my gosh because you ate nine thousand pounds of plastic explosives? Wow”

@@cappycook *photo of robert downey jr*

Hamilton be like

TheLittledidtheyknow the fact that they know he’s controversial should had been enough for them not to vote for him. Also it’s pretty difficult to forget someone say they’d like to grab a random women in front of them by the p***y.

Sumaya Said I’m still shocked that he was even elected in the first place.

YG be like-

TheLittledidtheyknow I know you were just saying what happened but that doesn’t mean I can’t say what should had happened, share my opinion and build off of that. This is a comment section so get used to that . I don’t see how it seems like he wasn’t elected, we’re talking about Donald trump not someone irrelevant... No where did I say him being elected should be changed I said it’s odd how it happened in the first place.

he prolly made it back with the first video

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES?!

To be fair, it was a solid 10-12 minutes.

He just made 2x more by posting this video...

i think 1.7m views and counting is plenty justification

Babies can actually speak perfectly well, they just pretend they can't so they have no chances to accidentally let it slip that they have cold cuts in their pockets

Curtis conner would like a word

​@@piggypige As someone with a baby. 100000000% true. they know what theyre doing

Kurtis Connor would like to tell you about the baby geniuses who hold the answers to the secrets of the universe

sorry to hear of your death. Hope you feel better soon.

@@vasari9198🙏

​@@vasari9198?

@@mama-to-tons-of-succulants His name is queenelizabethii, and that lady died.

​@@vasari9198she can't feel anything anymore

I hope this comment gets the attention it deserves.

wow this is funny! shut the fuck up!

Underrated comment for sure

PUMPLE damn bro chill out are you a jake paul fan or something lmao

This is "top comment" material, dawg.

Don't fluff him up by giving him the title artist LOL

Or man

Maybe he should go into real estate

But that would take actual effort

Pretty sure he doesn’t do any of his shit or deals or make plans on his own. His marketing team handles it. Professionals that went to a masters program, more than likely. Might as well look into an online masters program instead of trying to follow his random shit

Idk even know any nice jakes 😭 they’re all straight white boys who say things like “the f in women stands for funny” please jakes in the comments and prove me wrong

My classmate named Jake is a nice guy

I've never met a Jake

The only nice Jake is the Jake from Jake and the Neverland Pirates.

The only acceptable Jake is Jake peralta from brooklyn nine nine

Will Fowler it’s low hanging fruit

Blah Blah like people making the above comment lmao

Exposed

saw this pop up and said, "Wow, really?! Another one?! Ew..." *click*

Yep...

Kids can’t open a lemonade stand without the law getting involved...

i like your pfp

@@rosiem4932 thank you

Your profile pic is kinda blursed.

EXACTLY, this was my first thought.

+ the last minute discounts

Yeah it was only open for a year without offering anything except a paywall. I'm pretty sure he got what he wanted from it.

Same

Prolly

that sheds a whole different light on it. so jake and came to demeanor with this idea to teach how to be an influencer, and they set up the edfluence thing for him, and then he most likely got bored and never finished it.

@solar master vlogs 🤔 There’s only one though.

@solar master vlogs No, no questions. You’re not an idiot. Don’t be so hard on yourself.

Xervelgarde what is this a reference to? Why is this so funny?

*omg you guys Drew Gooden commented on my new video im so happy*

@@im_a_random_guy3768 report the comment. 💜

🤣

@@riskyy2657 damn bro.That's mad crazy. but i don't remember askin

They could 100%. The questions is if any will actually do it.

they got their product tho

I mean it’s 64$ no one would care

Probably too embarrassed.

@@grungophone1615maybe not to you but 64 dollars is a lot

"bit of an underwhelming start"

@@pleaseholdaltf4871 I was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣

It's an Egypt scheme.

everytime i see your name.., i just die omg

Those of us who've been following Drew long enough know better than to believe that statement. :p

@@galaxy_rae is that your real hair?

I was so excited to see my favorite shirt I bought from Target, heh

So you stopped watching halfway through?

and the yikes shirt too

Drew in his floral shirt is the best Drew.

I want that shirt lol came to comments to try and find it

Oop, fish in the mouth

@@MollieIsNotOkay would you like... another nail

@@Tabth3778 How about a fingernail? Don’t worry, *it’s not mine!*

@@Kristianalexis cos all the people he scammed were kids

@@amelieg246 even worse

Cos he's rich ofc

Certainly

Good. Those kids are worthless.

jim jimjim fuck yourself, you really think a Child getting beat is okay, then you’re fucked up.

@@shr1mpsush1 I'd slap my kid with sandals if they do this kind of shit. Then again, i wont give them my credit card info anyway

@@collinpage5172 Wow, offended over an edgy joke on KZfaq.

ha

😂

Underrated comment

why do i know exactly what you mean

The Negative Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago yeah and it was all over instagram for a couple days I think

Hey wait

Ugh

No you are a member if kurtistown >:(

Ailish Shane wasn’t trying to do any actual investigating he just wanted to make Jake look good for some reason... Shane is dumb as hell

patricio nick his videos insinuating that Jake’s a sociopath yet on Twitter was like “love you :,)” to jake lol

*omg you guys Drew Gooden commented on my new video im so happy*

@@riskyy2657 damn i must be havin alzheimers coz ion remember asking

All Shane want really wanted to do was promote Shane.

Anna Rose hopefully if he does, he doesn’t turn tale on all his criticism like a bitch and apologize *cough codyko

Did something happen?

Shouldn't we be calling the police on this? This is actually a crime.

Jeremy Main that’s not how it works

@@DoPrice Yeah, it really actually is.

provyprov chicken nuggets

@@school.confessionzz347 same

@@school.confessionzz347 haha you're so funny, querky and random

UnRealistik__ uwu owo OMG really *looks on floor and blushes* thanks so much ~Nyah

Idk what these replies are but I’m intrigued

Fire

Scam or sham. What is his life

Toori Baba by 12 year olds

100% Jake used tanas hotness for clickbait and clout, and Tana wants love so badly she jumped in head first just to find out after the wedding he stopped giving a fuck. He wanted the clicks and the money from young viewers and “fell out of love with Tana, when he fell in love with boxing”. Ie he’s actually gay and because his dad and brother are such douche bros, he can’t come out so he married a hot desperate girl in attempts to prove he’s gay. This is classic why he has to be with so many women at multiple times, because he’s created the idea he’s fucking them but it’s prob not as it appears behind close doors. When the girls start to see that pattern than he drops them

Jake knows his channel is slowly dying so he had to get some type of “clout” to re-gain his fame lmao.

Exactly. Jake Paul knows what he's doing and it's disgusting.

turd polish DESGUSTANG

Abigail 👁👄👁

Dis cus tang

turd polish pretty sure jake had set up a legal team well prior to creating that crap. Doubt he’s smart enough to figure out loopholes by himself.

Hopefully laughing and not yelling of anger.

If that had you physicaly yelling you need help

@@matejcevnik7362 exactly 😂😂😂

What does that even mean? What were you yelling at? Are you not familiar with the word "laughing"?

@@ScoopMeisterGeneral Shhhh, she's from twitter, she doesn't know how humans speak

lol. 2020 certainly set the tone for this decade

Aimee Wilson thats because drew and danny are the same person

Can believe u thought that u must have 20 iq

will his reign of terror ever cease?

Accurate tho

Now it all makes sense. The Pauls are vampires, scamming people throughout history in different disguises

It's the scam of legend

HEY THATS SICK great idea my dude

hey so what mark did you get

How'd the exam go?

@@alexhollinghurst3945 i got a 7!!

Watching this just now, 5 months after you wrote this comment, I legitimately screamed. (The low key scream of the pained.)

i just sighed

I think I got the virus right about at the end of 19, so thankfully, I already knew it was gonna be rough!

Ahh, we were so naive back then. As a side note, I actually have COVID right now. 😆

Edie Cook it’s a jake paul thing you wouldn’t understand

“I’m Jake doing Jake things”

Tings

#just jakey things

lmao

Haha brilliant

Good one

whats funnier is that isn't even an ancient Chinese proverb. It came from a 4chan thread

@@violetviruss Bruh

No they seem to not understand their parents money and think it’s infinite

Maybe you're too young but i remember when every mobile game had to change their purchasing process in no small part to children racking up massive charges on games. Not to mention when kids make Amazon purchases or door dash orders. And even in your example, your concept of money is still off.

Actually, it's taught by no one. Essentially the same thing, though. Probably better even.

Would you guys mind being brutally honest. I just started posting on my channel and I need critics. I do commentary videos I talk about cartoons, anime, I do top lists and creepy videos. Let me know what you think and subscribe if you like it kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rrqhma2mqradd2w.html

So basically Jake Paul just DSP.

@aaronsdavis NEVVERRRR!!!! lol

Vincaso no

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yeah, Danny for president

Post again :(

If danny was president, would that make all citizens Greg?

The fucking fact that I can almost see Jake Paul running for office is terrifying

What

This was made in 2020

@@okrainz that’s the joke

Yes

omfg ur right

"Have you thought about shortening it to Teamthousand? Y'know, making it a single word"

omg i just watched that episode

I wonder if he had investors and he was misleading them by entering sales twice.

Like the 11 years old are like: "yeah yeah yeah I know how to be an entertainer, writer, filmer and editor, and I already have 2 million subscribers but like, how do I close deals?" Like maybe start with addition before jumping to algebra

@@alexisd6106 Taken at face value I wonder why there's even a video about it when the obvious answer is: get an agent who knows this stuff to negotiate on your behalf. You might think they're expensive, but in the long run they'll get you more money than if you negotiated on your own.

@@ZombieDragQueen Hmmm that's definitely the smartest thing to do and if the kids watching these videos had supporting parents I would agree but if its a kid who wants to be a KZfaqr but their parents aren't really about getting them there, I'd say just make a video about what cheap good quality cameras you can get for the kids birthday or Christmas gift and then show them how to use it and how to do his stupid filters and sound effects. LIKE SOMETHING USEFUL WOULD BE USEFUL

@@ZombieDragQueen and the response to your very rationale and logical take by an 11 year old is "LOL only idiots need to hire an agent and pay them when real social media influences like Jake negotiate themselves. You're just not ready for that Team 1000 life like I am. Now keep talking about some dumb agent while I go out and get these Benjamins with Jake"

@@MNL54321 But then you can say to kids: "You know whose books might've never seen the light of day without an agent? J K Rowling. That's right, no Harry Potter were it not for an agent." Also, there is no Team 1000 because someone trademarked Team 100 and Team 1000 in the anticipation that Pauls' Team 10 will expand. The Pauls are in negotiations buying the Team 100 and 1000 trademarks. It's taking such a long time because both parties hired agents and lawyers. Check and mate, you stupid 11 year old kid!

*omg you guys Drew Gooden commented on my new video im so happy*

Riskyy 29 he literally didn't stop trying so hard

People that don't care about Jake Paul won't know about the scam. Those who do are already too dumb to know they're being ripped off to receive nothing.

Jake Paul has been doing this type of shit since the beginning. Nothing is new.

@@riskyy2657 no... -_-

Waaaoooh didn't even think like this. You're so right... No complains. No consequences for him

go off Diane

well said

Won’t parent be confused by a $64 charge on their card? Or would you/ other parents overlook that. Wouldn’t some people notice then contest this? I certainly hope so but if not that’s very upsetting and extremely disturbing that Jake did this and got away with it

K Fly if they notice they have the option of contesting it but if the company is defunct there isn’t anything anyone can do. Also, many companies who also prey on children have specific policies of not refunding a charge just because a child made it. Said policies written in small print in a gigantic document you click “agree” without reading.

I wish he would get sued, and he totally could get sued and would lose. To bad parents are more worried about curse words and nudity to care about people scamming their kids

I mean, despite how little you are getting, you’re still getting something. You couldn’t sue him. His team is smart with this stuff.

This is most likely all in the terms and Services. Kids (and drew) just click the little box saying they agree to hand over their money.

@@draydondavis3213 yeah but that could be brought up against against him and could lose him the court case if the parents actually cared enough to go through with it because they could clearly proved that it was their child that did it so he was influencing children to pay for something and then he never gave them anything for it

Draydon Davis while most likely the TOS have a sort of defense for this shady practice- that doesnt mean that those terms are legal and would hold in a court of law. But let’s be real most of the kids that paid are most likely spoiled and rich. And their parents wouldn’t bother going through all the hassle of suing

Drew is John minus the suit

iluvpopcorn23 drew is weekend john

Miraeshi i forgot they were different people

zoe I smell a new tour!

For some reason I read that as big bad John Mulaney energy

*coughs in being in 2022 where the problems are continuing*

@@jae2138 I'll make another one in 2023

Coughs in 2023 long Covid…. 😂😂

STOP BAHAHAHA

a jake paul kind of character would actually be fire in a killing game

Limelightttt

"They've never spoken"

thanks! i’m nine

That sounds way too possible, but also, made me think of popsicle stick jokes but for pregnancy tests

botjanks Ah, a cultured individual I see. Seriously that was fucking genius. DOVE pregnancy tests that give you life advice for the impending doom that is to come.

Well, you do have to wait a few minutes so maybe it’d help pass the time

Jazmine O Wouldn’t you rather do something more fun though?

@@adriannavale5636 no one does anything in those moments, just waiting lol

I was just about to comment this... yikes.

yeahhh... it’s bad

:(

The good old days

Please 2020.. get help

makes sense

thank you, im so sorry

𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 I see u EVERYWHERE

Your comments are the best, sis.

I’m here from the past to tell you that he talked about jake Paul

Alyssa Jane nice reference with the back end tech developer

apparently Splish doesn't know what Reddit is if they're trying to be the "Anti Instagram"

Ayyy fellow Aussie :D

But can we can take a second to appreciate the research and time that was spent looking into this? Not all heroes wear capes. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Nice detective work.

Might as well add it to the pile, at this rate he's pretty close to reaching a dozen ongoing lawsuits!

He should be is prison ffs. Seriously, he straight up scammed thousands of CHILDREN who were using their parents money. How is that not a serious crime???

I’m pretty sure if you buy it but “the business fails” or something they can use that as an excuse to not deliver, especially if it’s service based product and not a tangible good. It’s like if you buy a year subscription to a game and it closes a month later, you probably won’t get your refund. Whatever terms of service you checked off without reading probably wrote in a legal clause to cover it

@@TheMurrmursonbottle would that mean theyd have to declare bankrupcy tho? or nah

Callum of the North Possibly, but that depends on the terms of service too I’m pretty sure.

I thot it was just me!!

Riskyy 29 no one cares

Riskyy 29 no he didn’t u just trying to get clout

~Can uooh get pregante~

LOL I was thinking the same thing

*used cars from a note lot

basically mr. wormwood, but more incompetent

@@ghostlyhousehorrors "There's a sucker born every minute, and we're gonna take em for all they got!"

Or selling self help books and get rich quick schemes

I always just pretend he would work at Starbucks

drewmed us

@@aysha9909 I'm annoyed that I laughed

Me too!

All in favor of Drew calling us lil stinkers say I! 🙋‍♀️

@@gabbieguthman5587 I

@@gabbieguthman5587 me

@@DemonDellavenova you

Aaron Muck imagine if Drew sued Jake Paul

Fan's parents must not be looking at their credit card bills 😂

You know it costs money to sue right

Merely asking an attorney for their opinion on whether to sue over 64 dollars would cost a lot more than that. The only possibility of legal action would be if someone cared enough to file a class action suit on behalf of everyone that got scammed (which won’t happen because it’s unlikely that anyone lost more than 64 bucks on this, or anywhere near enough to care that much... but then again, hating Jake Paul might be enough to drive someone there).

Aaron Muck I'm absolutely certain some of them have thought about filing, but the problem with lawsuits in the US is that they're expensive as hell even if you win. For a lot of regular people they're prohibitively expensive, meaning TONS of appropriate, worthy lawsuits just don't ever get filed because of it. Europe's system for lawsuits is vastly superior in this way, when it comes to legitimate lawsuits. The way that LegalEagle described it about five minutes into his "John Oliver SLAPP suit" video was that the "American rule" of lawsuits is where the person filing the lawsuit pays for their lawyer whether they win or lose the suit. In contrast, the "British rule" is where the winner of the lawsuit receives their legal fees, effectively as damages, from the person they sued. So the loser pays the winner's legal fees with the British rule. Here's the video, for reference: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/edBkmaiiqcDNkmQ.html

Dude stole the line at 7:50 from the movie "rush hour 2" when the bank boss was exchanging fake money for real money. My memory is like a photograph.

Indeed, Syd.

Wo wo wo im gonna sue that man how dare he sell me

@ape escape what?

@Dean M she's talkin about the musical, The Music Man, a story where a con artist goes town to town selling marching band equipment only to ditch town once they've paid

Too bad all his fans are kids so they will take no notice of this and will still idolize him

Unfortunately it's unlikely that anyone will sue him. He has such a huge fanbase and so much popularity and people are too scared to go up against that. He won't be charged with anything if nobody presses charges so he's basically getting off scot-free.

Phenix_123 it sounds very american too, but there is things i do want to buy. I did not purchase from him, but if there were a way for me i would want it.

@@markopolo1048 same exact premise as trump supporters and the info they get. They will forget and continue to follow him even if its pure lies

Matthew Matt ; Except there’s the little issue of the fact that he didn’t say that the service/product he was providing was unfinished until you had paid for it and clicked on the logo That’s deceptive. If you watch the first video, Drew (a grown ass man btw not even a child) was very confused by what he was paying for because it the site purposefully misrepresents the service. $7 one time fee… but you’re not in just yet! Now you pay $57! Now here’s some half-assed videos. Oh but you wanted to be in Team 1000 like I said you would be when you spent your moms money? Lol not just yet, silly! This is not okay and has solid grounds for a lawsuit for sure.

Not really. An average lawyer wouldn’t touch this.

Haha you read my mind.I wish i resided in the US .i was so close to check the legalities for this.

Zavale Bro all the secrets were in the movie there are no more secrets

Stellvia Hoenheim facts

BABY GENIUSES

What abt baby genius( for all my fellow kurtis town residents)

*omg you guys Drew Gooden commented on my new video im so happy*

Dumb comment in my opinion lol. Yeah. I could think harsher

Miller Time I was just thinking it was kind of like he was rating them 0/10 or something 😂

Lisa Hill I thought he meant like a team full of zeros 😅

moni this comment broke my kneecaps

Yeah lol

ancient wisdom doesn’t lie

it’s time to take action and build your influence.

Remember that time he told us to punch him in the face? I think we might actually have to now.

@@AscendedBeyond I agree all 2 million of us should punch him in the face

that rule resets every year

THAT'S THE REAL SCAM HERE lololol