"Who can survive Rhinestone? He's not human I tell you!" - Jay Sherman

Now imagine if Stallone sang Islands in the Stream with Dolly Parton instead of Kenny Rogers. 🤣🤣🤣

In the early 80s, my older sister idolized Dolly Parton, and thought Stallone was the bee's knees. She doesn't like to talk about Rhinestone...

This movie is so dumb that I can’t help but enjoy it. No joke, Stallone singing “Tutti Frutti” is actually my cell phone ringtone.

I've never seen this movie, but that Move Over Butter commercial hit like a ton of forgotten childhood bricks!

No movie with Dolly Parton can be considered awful, But she does test us from time to time.

Yep, I figured this would win the poll: Brad's a huge Stallone fan, and he's referenced this train wreck MANY TIMES over the years.

Oh the singing, even the animals couldn't take it.

22:42 Snob's grandma is still alive?! Lucky! I lost my grandma in 04. This year would be her 100th birthday. Miss you so much, Jams!

Drinkin'stein is a work of art and I won't hear otherwise

Now I feel the need to re-watch "9 to 5". The film that taught the joys of getting baked with friends and raiding the kitchen while dishing.

As someone from TN. I love dolly no matter her role, because it's basically just her. Plus she just lights up scenes for me. Glad this was chosen!

Siskel and Ebert said it best. "You don't believe these two are playing actual characters you believe they are just playing themselves."

Stalone both doesn't care about the movie but also trying his hardest to make something of the role. it's fascinating to see.

If Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder hadn’t of picked ‘Springtime for Hitler’ in The Producers, they would have chosen Rhinestone instead to bomb at the box office and make their money

I’ve been waiting for this review for 5 years, especially for Musical March in September. Also, R.I.P. Norm MacDonald. 1:41- I don't recall seeing this movie listed on Disney+. 7:14- Yeah, after seeing clips of Sly singing in this movie from a supercut video of some of his "best" film moments, this is the main reason I wanted Brad to do a Snob episode of Rhinestone for Musical March in September. 11:19- Yeah, I also fondly remember those commercials. 19:51- That theatre is also showing Two of a Kind, that John Travolta/Olivia Newton John rom-com that's worse than Rhinestone.

I can't wait to watch but you really should have waited until October since Sylvester Stallone singing country is a horror movie in my book.

Too bad The Wiz didn't win because the cliché "nobody beats the Wiz" would be fun to say.

RHINESTONE! Starring Dolly Rhinestone and Sylvester Stallstone

I’ve always known this was a bad movie, but loved it for what it is and it is enjoyable as hell. Stallone should be proud of how funny he is in it. And Dolly Parton is a gem.

00:39 You could always trust Norm to have the balls to slag someone's terrible work directly to their face. RIP Turd Ferguson.

If SNL had some balls, they'd make a short with Stallone's Rhinestone character and what he's doing NOW. xD

"looking back you'd think we trying to see how fast we could kill our careers" - Sylvester Stallone.

8:24 Richard Masur AND Fred Grandy AND Stallone and the guy in the middle is a character actor too , what a cast indeed.

Suggestion for next years Musical March in September: The Country Bears In the span of 18 months Disney released three fairly ambitious films based an park attractions it's had since the 1970's. Pirates of the Carribean became a 4 billion dollar franchise with 5 movies, some of them good. The Haunted Mansion was a forgettable whatever movie with a reboot that may be stuck in development hell. ...and the Country Bears just ate a bag of shit at the box office and flopped with most critics. THIS IS PERFECT!!!

Speaking of Disney+, you'd think Straight Talk would be on there. Don't give two shits about James Woods, seeing more Dolly makes sitting through it worthwhile.

I feel so robbed; I would have loved to see his take on “Tommy.”

TIL Rhinestone is worth watching for Dolly's outfits alone. I'm getting my entire life looking at her! 😍♥

I don't care how bad it is, I fucking love this movie! 🤣🤣🤣

I was 8 years old when this came out and my whole family watched it opening weekend. All I remember from that time was that I thought Sly Stallone was literally everywhere and that it was cute to see Dolly Parton in a movie as I hadn't yet seen "9 to 5". Seems to me the audience in my little Eastern KY town liked the movie quite a bit. Great video!

This movie is a national treasure.

No wonder Mike Post stayed in TV after this. My main memory of watching this with my Dad is of him going "Good grief" at Dolly's chest. He preferred Stallone's performance by the way.

The sexual tension between Dolly and Sly in this one is intense.

I am so pleased to be an early comment! I missed seeing your notifications Snob! Glad you are back and had whatever YT algorithm hex you were under lifted! I missed you Snob!

Jesus Christ Dolly has a legit mean looking haymaker xD

"How could he survive Rhinestone?! HE AIN'T HUMAN I TELL YA!!"

I'm certain that Stallone would've had a better time during Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! if he was acting opposite Dolly Parton's breasts.

Ahh the video store. Those were the days going to the video store on Friday night to pick out some great movies for the weekend!! But seriously I love Dolly. She’s always been good in movies I’ve seen. Sly is just Sly - entertaining most of the time lol

Most people's careers would never have recovered from a move like this. Stallone somehow did

Its to bad that the song 9 to 5 came out before this feature, considering the lyrics it would be fair to assume she sings about her experience in trying to teach Stallone to sing. Thanks for antoher great musical march in september Snob.

So... The plot of this is basically country-western Trading Places.

Dolly Parton is a National Treasure!!! 😊❤️👍

Proud to say not only have I not seen this movie but I forgot it exists.

Thanks Brad, because of your passion I'm discovering so many strange but fun movies. 👍

Dolly's opening singing immediately brought to mind the Hamster Dance website.

Movies like this you can work out the whole thing as soon as you see the first 10 minutes, so they better work HARD with the star chemistry.

Dolly Parton is a national treasure

So, Bob Clark, those jokes, guess this is what Porky's would have been like if it was PG. 😉😂🤣

I've never been a country music fan, but Dolly Parton is an absolute GEM.

@0:41 R.I.P. Norm McDonald.

I’ve been waiting for this for over 3 or 4 years. It’s about time Snob!

Okay but who else wants to see the "dark" version of this?

The signs are there, hopefully a D.C. Cab review someday?

Tommy in a distant 3rd! Well, there's always next Musical March in September

Awsome episode. My favorite of this year's Musical March in September. 👏 👏

I just listened to Drinkenstein and Stallone sounded like Glenn Danzig if he became a country singer. I can see him being an Elvis impersonator, but a Frank Stallone he is not.

Thank you to The Snob for summing up and explaining this mysterious "Guilty Pleasure" hold this movie has held on me. It's a bad movie, but a bad movie where everyone looks like they're having fun. Stallone also apparently cited Dolly as one of his favorite co-stars to have worked with. He also later joked that it was the movies where he had a great time filming that ended up being his worst movies (Rhinestone, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.) By comparison, movies like the Rocky series, where he often ended up in the hospital with many injuries, were often his best films.

When you referenced My Fair Lady, I imagined Silvester Stallone as Higgins and almost died laughing. I would pay good money to see that version! And Mike Hodges as director? Of Pulp or Get Carter fame? Like wow, that could have been amazing!

With two small Norm cameos. What a humble tribute. Only for the ones who know. Such a Cinema Snob thing to do

This is a Lifetime or Disney Channel plot.

I wouldn’t normally watch a review of this movie… but since it’s The Snob, I will.

I love 80s movies.

Budweiser you've created a monster and they call him *DRINKENSTEIN*

Speaking of son in law that would be a great review

I Can't Believe It's Move Over Butter

Ohhhh snap! Another Cinema Snob film review!

Speaking of cowboys and bad guys getting punched in the face while the protagonists are arguing, has Bred ever reviewed a Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movie?

This video was worth it for the salsa joke. “NEW YORK CITY?”

How dare I think that musical March in September was over…

BEST COMEDY EVER. pretty much.

There's a home recorded Betamax copy of this on ebay right now.

I'm SOOOOO glad that a bunch of under 20 year olds didn't ruin the selection by voting for that High School Musical spinoff. That would have been a dull video.

I enjoyed this way too much .

8:15 Richard Masur (It and The Thing) and Fred Grandy (The Love Boat).

Maybe this wouldn't be too enjoyable in theaters, but it would have been a great rental.

Excellent video as always!

I've seen about almost all the movies with Dolly Parton from 9 to 5 to Rhinestone to The Best Little WhoreHouse in Texas and Steel Magnolias and I know she did other movies but the ones I mentioned were ones I saw with her.

Good review (again). I should rewatch this. 😃 P.S. Greetings from Finland. 🤟

RIP Norm Macdonald aka Turd Ferguson.

Like Paint Your Wagon this movie was constantly quoted in my family.

this movie was always such delightful fun to watch. I enjoyed it really!

I have one question about Dolly Parton I think is one the minds of every person who's heard of her: are those things real?

I once listened to Country Music backwards and......... I got my wife back I got my dog back I got my house back I got my job back. I'm here all week peeps.

My parents liked the film. Maybe I can find their old VHS.

Everytime I see Ron Liberman, I keep thinking he's gonna say SAY IT AGAIN like he did a bunch of times in Mad Magazine Presents UP The Academy...a movie Liberman had his name taken off of...and a movie I'd love to see the Snob review!!!

Looks like the actors had fun

I'd love to see the Cinema snob do a movie review like this for Sylvester Stallone's other movie "Cobra".

Holy crap....that shaving cream ad had about half the tv shows from the 80's

Thanks for throwing in that Norm joke!

Watched Rhinestone after this review, and have to say I agree that there is definitely a charm to this film. 75% of that is down to Dolly Parton, as she is just so awesome! Stallone for his part does give it his all so fair play to him!

I'm proud to have been part of the 3% to vote for "A Chorus Line". That movie is a despicable abomination.

I have always loved this movie, so much fun and it just puts a smile on your face. He's not a singer and never will be and that's the point. He just has to survive one night. It's a fun movie!

Good morning, Brad, you're looking clean-shaven and definitely sharp because I love that look. So why do you the commentary on Disney's "Rhinestone" on Cinema Snob when I can listen to all the dialogue, effects and music?

Maybe one of the reviews for this Halloween can be Freaked

I actually own every Stallone film from his filmography.

So this is a remake of *My Fair Pygmalion* But when are we going to get *Pygmalion in Space* (or *Pygmalion: Resurrection)?*

Yes! FINALLY!

Move over ROCKY and First Blood I think I just found my new favorite Stallone movie!

I may not be into country music, but I would definitely love to go to these concerts 😆

Stephen King's Sleepwalkers would make a wonderful topic for a video.