Rich People During Covid

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johnbcrist

johnbcrist

3 жыл бұрын

"They don't have food and beverage service in first class anymore, its just been hard." Comedian John Crist walks around the golf course trying to imagine the struggles of the upper class during the corona virus pandemic.
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com

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@jdh6818
@jdh6818 3 жыл бұрын
“Stay home guys it’s not that hard” when they have a personal pool, water slide, and bowling alley.
@lilartay
@lilartay 3 жыл бұрын
Maids, personal chef, movie theater
@dalethsaldanha3406
@dalethsaldanha3406 3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@MrAwesome4184
@MrAwesome4184 3 жыл бұрын
....Arcade....
@avocado3-in-182
@avocado3-in-182 3 жыл бұрын
Lots of money that is enough to feed the entire Africa.
@willveliz-cox3832
@willveliz-cox3832 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget golf course, boxing ring, golf carts, jet skies and people to get there groceries for them
@junior3dc
@junior3dc 3 жыл бұрын
This is not a parody. It’s a documentary.
@timwelch3297
@timwelch3297 3 жыл бұрын
exactly
@zebibolyard8135
@zebibolyard8135 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not his usual work, I sense a hidden outrage over a group of people who are most responsible for why the world is in trouble.
@stayingstill1850
@stayingstill1850 3 жыл бұрын
900th like
@nathanhatfield8790
@nathanhatfield8790 3 жыл бұрын
So true😂😂😂 I HATE rich people!!! So glad Trump has finally got it. They need to die!!! Eat the rich!!!!!
@jasonjackson4163
@jasonjackson4163 3 жыл бұрын
Just a bunch of morons. Just carry on with your lives people!
@lestermenezes752
@lestermenezes752 3 жыл бұрын
"We are fine on social distancing... we are four people in a 16,000 sq ft home" :D 😂😂😂
@misses1768
@misses1768 9 ай бұрын
Jesus is King! 👑🩵💕🦋💕🩵 Jesus died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead on the third day. Repent and believe in him as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved! God bless! 🩵💕🦋💕🩵 💕🌸🌺Romans 10:9-11 KJV 9 that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. 🌺🌸💕❤
@kdawg5427
@kdawg5427 3 жыл бұрын
The character might be a jackass but at least he loves his wife 😂
@starlegends3092
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
Your pfp looks like 2 people i know at the same time
@jadepinto4321
@jadepinto4321 2 жыл бұрын
true
@AngelaMerici12
@AngelaMerici12 2 жыл бұрын
It's true 😆🤣!
@bswogger4656
@bswogger4656 2 жыл бұрын
Many times look at a man and if he loves his wife as spoken can soften my heart to their arrogance! Thank you for reminding me their is a little good in worst of us and a little bd in
@bswogger4656
@bswogger4656 2 жыл бұрын
Tried to correct miss spelling my finger hit send. Thank you for reminding me, Little bit of good in the worst Of us, & a little bit of bad in the best of us! True got to love he loves his wife!
@linajurgensen4698
@linajurgensen4698 3 жыл бұрын
How he holds the phone... it’s so accurate.
@kuratortrivia795
@kuratortrivia795 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaa yes
@michaelratliff9500
@michaelratliff9500 3 жыл бұрын
And with no case. 😂
@GarnetsWeb
@GarnetsWeb 3 жыл бұрын
I seriously run into you everywhere! I just saw you commenting on "Netflix Nordic" and I see you all of the time on Norwegian learning videos 😂 I guess we watch the same stuff
@linajurgensen4698
@linajurgensen4698 3 жыл бұрын
GarnetsWeb haha probably yes :)
@adnanfaisal1085
@adnanfaisal1085 3 жыл бұрын
really? they do that?
@jc_ten
@jc_ten 3 жыл бұрын
Biggest sign of being rich in this video is having that iPhone OUT OF THE CASE!!! lol
@carringtonknotts2731
@carringtonknotts2731 3 жыл бұрын
Very very true...
@asphodelale
@asphodelale 3 жыл бұрын
Valid point--there's nothing that says 'rich' like 'I don't care if I shatter $1000 in 2.9 seconds' (My $150 Android, on the other hand, has a case that looks like it was made by Goodyear.)
@projectzorgo3903
@projectzorgo3903 3 жыл бұрын
How is that a sign of being wealthy, I'm rich and I have a case
@asphodelale
@asphodelale 3 жыл бұрын
@@projectzorgo3903 There's rich, and then there's 'I've got Bezos in my contacts list' rich. Caseless is for the latter, and for those who want people to think they're the latter.
@creamcrop1433
@creamcrop1433 3 жыл бұрын
@@projectzorgo3903 if you are on KZfaq commenting on everybody post you have too much time. If you were rich you'd probably be watching some tv station that you gonna buy later
@kyleruehle4686
@kyleruehle4686 3 жыл бұрын
“ she’s going to have to pull a Nancy Pelosi” 😂😂
@friskyisland786
@friskyisland786 3 жыл бұрын
Lol that was funny
@RockyMountainWest13
@RockyMountainWest13 2 жыл бұрын
Nancy piglosi
@di4085
@di4085 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, four months is a long time till your next hair appointment. I was two days away then the governors shut us down. It was hat's and doing my own color.
@roseballerine4395
@roseballerine4395 2 жыл бұрын
Service provider: "Hi, I'm calling regarding your house air cond service" Rich people:"For which house?" Service provider:"The one in scarborough beach?" Rich people : "Yes, but which one?"
@dianafloss5910
@dianafloss5910 2 жыл бұрын
😂👆🏾loved it
@chesneywhite9334
@chesneywhite9334 3 жыл бұрын
Say what you want but this is mostly him caring about his wife's comforts.
@marinawolf
@marinawolf 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually a sweet observation!
@Silver-cl2bd
@Silver-cl2bd 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't want to hear her complain anymore
@amelialalllalala3914
@amelialalllalala3914 3 жыл бұрын
@@Silver-cl2bd you see, there's 2 different people
@iiAngelic
@iiAngelic 3 жыл бұрын
@@Silver-cl2bd Rich or poor- happy wife happy life
@pookermucker05
@pookermucker05 3 жыл бұрын
His wife is Karen...
@SkylerDaoust
@SkylerDaoust 3 жыл бұрын
Also the rich celebrities be like: “we are all going through the same thing I know it’s hard to stay home but you have to” when they have a giant pool and like a million things for entertainment
@katymvt
@katymvt 3 жыл бұрын
And just a yard. Some people staying home literally means staying in one room plus a bathroom.
@bookishb
@bookishb 3 жыл бұрын
right?! My friend whos dad was the ceo of petsmart literally would call and compain to me how she was so bored when they had a pool, a gym, a huge yard with a garden and tennis court. Like ok, im here in under 1,000 ft apt but ok.
@glassofmilk6988
@glassofmilk6988 3 жыл бұрын
@@bookishb I feel like this argument is kinda stupid there are people in even worse situations than you does that mean you can't complain? It still can be hard I'm not anywhere near that rich but I do live in a 4,000 square foot house but I still miss seeing my friends and most of my family that I haven't seen in person in months.
@blackahjumma692
@blackahjumma692 3 жыл бұрын
they're the ones whining about having to stay home; that stuff means nothing because they ought to be able to do what they want to do when they want to do it
@MrsThollo
@MrsThollo 3 жыл бұрын
@@glassofmilk6988 Exactly...
@ech0665
@ech0665 3 жыл бұрын
I wish my Tesla had a gps setting to go around the protests 😂
@nikkiberns1365
@nikkiberns1365 2 жыл бұрын
I was an administrator for a high-end salon in Chicago during the Quarantine…the bullseye accuracy of every 👏🏼single👏🏼one👏🏼of👏🏼these👏🏼 has me both cackling and experiencing some flashback trauma 🤣🤣🤣
@aidansubs8497
@aidansubs8497 3 жыл бұрын
The title should be: "keeping up with the Kardashians pandemic special"
@madisonthedancer6192
@madisonthedancer6192 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@FionaA17
@FionaA17 3 жыл бұрын
😅
@stephaniewalker8007
@stephaniewalker8007 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂THIS COMMENT ASJSDKSJJDJDKELE
@blackswiftie2860
@blackswiftie2860 3 жыл бұрын
No
@shaylacrockett4437
@shaylacrockett4437 3 жыл бұрын
*YES*
@devaunramsey923
@devaunramsey923 3 жыл бұрын
I know rich people, I work for them every day...it’s a little surreal how accurate this is.
@anelisamorgan8590
@anelisamorgan8590 3 жыл бұрын
This is half of my family... and I know, it's irritating as all Hell.😒 My aunt had her neighbours house bought because she didn't like the way they looked at her....😐 then had that house torn down to expand on their own house...😞
@alexanderking5395
@alexanderking5395 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I used to work for rich people. ugh~
@methcat5005
@methcat5005 3 жыл бұрын
@@anelisamorgan8590 holy fck what
@lailai9830
@lailai9830 3 жыл бұрын
@@anelisamorgan8590 If she has that much money, does she give you some?
@anelisamorgan8590
@anelisamorgan8590 3 жыл бұрын
@@lailai9830 😂😂😂😂😂...😭 No... I was told the other day (by that side of the family) I'm at the "lower spectrum of worker's" and to be "greatful for whatever money I can make".. I was like, "gee... thanks for reminding me" At least I do work.
@elisaelisa8277
@elisaelisa8277 3 жыл бұрын
"stay home" - Arnold Schwarzenegger in his pool with a cigar
@wasgehtabmv
@wasgehtabmv 3 жыл бұрын
Love how rich people had to go on vacation on the beginning of the year "because the last months were so hard" 😂
@microsoftcancelparty1915
@microsoftcancelparty1915 8 ай бұрын
Woww yess
@butyoucancallmesam
@butyoucancallmesam 3 жыл бұрын
"...Nordstrom... Rack. " And here I am thinking I'm striking it big at Target's clearance racks.
@shadowtweet
@shadowtweet 3 жыл бұрын
Oh please! Let me know when you strike it big in goodwill then well talk! Jokes! Love em!
@izzyhouts8544
@izzyhouts8544 3 жыл бұрын
shadow tweet same
@butyoucancallmesam
@butyoucancallmesam 3 жыл бұрын
@@shadowtweet AGREE!!!! You've really hit rich then!
@JesusisLord2000
@JesusisLord2000 3 жыл бұрын
😂heck yeah!
@BlinnBelle
@BlinnBelle 3 жыл бұрын
I’m striking it big at Kohl’s clearance racks
@CreativeCalmASMR
@CreativeCalmASMR 3 жыл бұрын
Spitting the truth hard bruh
@entruh4520
@entruh4520 3 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't know
@projectzorgo3903
@projectzorgo3903 3 жыл бұрын
HOW IS THIS THE TRUTH?
@parker7288
@parker7288 3 жыл бұрын
@@projectzorgo3903 she is joking.... (I think)
@emcw18
@emcw18 3 жыл бұрын
@@entruh4520 shut up
@entruh4520
@entruh4520 3 жыл бұрын
@@emcw18 i don't speak simp
@cleftteste
@cleftteste 3 жыл бұрын
“If yall could just pray for my wife during all of this, its just been really hard on her, the hand sanitizer👊 shes been using👊 has just been staining the handles👊 of her louis vitton bag. Its just like- were gonna get through this, but together🤞ya know?”
@starlegends3092
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
XD ya
@Lvmeasiamplz
@Lvmeasiamplz 2 жыл бұрын
My fav..lol
@ThePltsweet
@ThePltsweet 2 жыл бұрын
This is extremely funny and at the same time sadly accurate. When I heard that the real estate market was doing well in some parts of the world because people were buying more property, I just realized that we totally live in different worlds.
@annieothername
@annieothername 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@tbbart6463
@tbbart6463 2 жыл бұрын
Oh honey, it's the same world...our world, they are buying up while driving up prices so that locals can't afford anything. Lifetime renters for the next generations after the last four presidents and the rise of the oligarchs.
@TheJoemm
@TheJoemm 2 жыл бұрын
I bought a house because of the stimulus checks, same as my in-laws. That’s what was increasing housing demand.
@annieothername
@annieothername 2 жыл бұрын
There’s been a demand for housing for a couple decades, supply chains and affordability were barriers already. Those stimulus checks was RENT and private student loan payments for me, not a down payment on a home
@TheJoemm
@TheJoemm 2 жыл бұрын
​@@annieothername Everyone situation is different, and I am sorry for those who are struggling. We have been struggling to make ends meet for a long time (trust me), and also have a lot of private student loan debt. That does negate the fact that the stimulus checks for a married couple of two with a kid that totaled about 8,000 dollars, a child tax credit of 300 a month, a forbearance on federal loans for a year, along with generous unemployment benefits (my wife was making almost twice what she was making while working for about 6 months of 2020), and the fact we did not have to pay for daycare for about 5 months probably led to surge in housing demand for people in which it was previously unattainable. I'm not saying these programs were a bad thing by the way. Its just basic economics.
@pookermucker05
@pookermucker05 3 жыл бұрын
Behind every Karen is a strong, accommodating CEO wildly detached from reality... #blessed
@Kattywagon29
@Kattywagon29 3 жыл бұрын
I thought I would reply to your comment just so you could see how many likes you have. Your welcome! LOL
@firstname405
@firstname405 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, good comment!
@dmsdana4501
@dmsdana4501 3 жыл бұрын
🤣Brilliant
@dii-N-sd
@dii-N-sd 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@OlivePapyrus
@OlivePapyrus 3 жыл бұрын
Truth
@Anonymous-ql9yd
@Anonymous-ql9yd 3 жыл бұрын
The hand sanitizer spoiling the handle of his wife's Louis Vuitton bag made me LMAO.😂😂😂
@momcat2223
@momcat2223 3 жыл бұрын
How you can tell I'm a pleb - I thought he was going to say "her Peloton"...
@KY_77
@KY_77 2 жыл бұрын
I swear I've been using scarves to not mess up my damn vachetta!!!
@nancyyyyyyy9723
@nancyyyyyyy9723 2 жыл бұрын
This happened to me but like on a non luxury leather bag 💼
@dawnssful
@dawnssful 2 жыл бұрын
@@KY_77 Does that work? I really like the way leather looks as it ages, but I can understand why someone wouldn't want their leather to age.
@denisemcdougal6445
@denisemcdougal6445 2 жыл бұрын
OMG Lol
@mikaelafox6106
@mikaelafox6106 2 жыл бұрын
When he scoffed at the pool guy getting corona I thought he was going to scathingly suggest a more expensive beer.
@jaredcaldera
@jaredcaldera 3 жыл бұрын
John: "stay 6ft away from My porche" Joey: "Heyyy!.... it's Poor-shuh!"
@jaybeebabee
@jaybeebabee 2 жыл бұрын
Me as a German says Thank you! Finally someone got it!
@lejohnd2430
@lejohnd2430 2 жыл бұрын
You just mentioned me a and my brother🤔
@20etchang
@20etchang 2 жыл бұрын
❤️ to Joey, “Did a porsh throw up on you??!!” 🤣
@arosegaming4793
@arosegaming4793 3 жыл бұрын
I love how thoughtful this rich guy is being for his wife. He keeps complaining on her behalf and asking people to pray for her, and when a place was closed, he went out of his way to ensure she could get in because it was important to her.
@jacobmastroly1103
@jacobmastroly1103 3 жыл бұрын
He’s a keeper!
@starlegends3092
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
Ya! Its true! I cant realy blame him for not understanding people.
@Hannahrich430
@Hannahrich430 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq really is getting comfortable with these 2, 15 second unskippable ads. I don’t want to be that person but.......thanks for all the likes🙂
@graced2941
@graced2941 3 жыл бұрын
Adblock browser or extension for PC. Absolute magic.
@aveuch
@aveuch 3 жыл бұрын
& mid roll ads. Who do I ask to organize a boycott? Beyoncé?
@billion86
@billion86 3 жыл бұрын
Thought I was being targeted n taunted
@tkmiller_author
@tkmiller_author 3 жыл бұрын
All I can say is upgrading is worth it. 😎 Edit: if you upgrade to the subscription, your subscription $$ goes to the creators.
@christinaaubin8508
@christinaaubin8508 3 жыл бұрын
That’s how he gets paid. Just watch the stupid ad.
@eelson2
@eelson2 2 жыл бұрын
“ It’s exhausting “ my favorite line to hate!!
@HappyLife693
@HappyLife693 3 жыл бұрын
When he said the 40 year old restaurant had to close and it could be a great little store front for his wife's candle shop, I lost it.
@clarityashtons4273
@clarityashtons4273 3 жыл бұрын
This is so ridiculous. A real rich person wouldn't go to the hair salon. They get a personal stylist and get their stuff done at home 😂😂😂
@codyevaristo8029
@codyevaristo8029 3 жыл бұрын
Not Nancy Pelosi, I'm pretty sure she's rich....
@B-Mag
@B-Mag 3 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Nancy
@phoenix-king779
@phoenix-king779 3 жыл бұрын
most rich people save there money and act normal but yeah
@lamarmcalister2449
@lamarmcalister2449 3 жыл бұрын
So fake. His Walmart glasses give it away
@Chloe.Miller21
@Chloe.Miller21 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kirstyw.6854
@kirstyw.6854 3 жыл бұрын
“Our nanny is been quarantined for two weeks she’s on the eat wing but still” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lorettaknoelk3475
@lorettaknoelk3475 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂
@natashabrooks4188
@natashabrooks4188 3 жыл бұрын
☠️
@ianw1976
@ianw1976 3 жыл бұрын
*east
@Nobody-zn3yv
@Nobody-zn3yv 3 жыл бұрын
*east
@NyanyiC
@NyanyiC 5 ай бұрын
I thought he said granny 🤦🏾‍♀️
@Beatit19
@Beatit19 3 жыл бұрын
“They are getting evicted? Listen, I don’t have time for this, I gotta putt.” I died
@applecrumpies224
@applecrumpies224 3 жыл бұрын
I mean he does care for his wife and kids activities. 😂
@landonsanford848
@landonsanford848 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who works at a country club, completely accurate
@patrickeason7239
@patrickeason7239 3 жыл бұрын
I worked at a country club 3 years.
@reverse3d584
@reverse3d584 3 жыл бұрын
Worked?
@Vortex1000
@Vortex1000 3 жыл бұрын
Nice :)
@smexyjabba5346
@smexyjabba5346 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely,I was a groundscrew, as long as I didn’t have to interact with members, best job ever
@db5094
@db5094 3 жыл бұрын
@@reverse3d584 people change jobs
@candiigurl7893
@candiigurl7893 3 жыл бұрын
Basically every celeb and politician during Covid. Especially the VMAs.
@benc.3244
@benc.3244 3 жыл бұрын
Sad but true
@JMarieCAlove
@JMarieCAlove 3 жыл бұрын
And all the wealthy people who are not politicians and celebrities.
@lizabeth4662
@lizabeth4662 3 жыл бұрын
Right? Only one person who’s pushing “Poll Voting” during a pandemic.
@john316loveGodlovepeople
@john316loveGodlovepeople 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny how they all are so against going out etc but then are having the VMAs lol
@nathanhatfield8790
@nathanhatfield8790 3 жыл бұрын
For sure!!! Look how Trump acts!!! Is it a hoax now you rich POS!! 😂😂😂😂
@ArmyForTheAnimals
@ArmyForTheAnimals 3 жыл бұрын
My Mom has her own cleaning business. The majority of the people are very wealthy. Some of them even have not 2, but 3 houses! So I can verify, this is exactly how they talk! 😂
@pattidj4384
@pattidj4384 2 жыл бұрын
I have 3 houses, Apartment in the middle of the city, one on a lake and the other on a private golf course. I do not consider myself wealthy. I truly respect our service workers, happily shop at Nordstroms Rack and 2nd hand shops. I don't know anyone who acts like this. He did a fun job on his video.
@yvetteking7749
@yvetteking7749 11 ай бұрын
​@@pattidj4384If you have three houses, you're wealthy.
@WendyWilliamsLiving
@WendyWilliamsLiving 3 жыл бұрын
"I wish there was a setting in my Tesla to take me around the protest... it's exhausting" 🤣🤣🤣
@shekinahmba3991
@shekinahmba3991 3 жыл бұрын
"Why would that affect me, I don't talk to him"😂 of course you don't
@asphodelale
@asphodelale 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually a valid point--if you have a mansion, you could easily have even infected workers working the other side of the house, and all you'd have to do is stay on the other side until the germs die off. (I'm assuming asymptomatic. I'm not 1% enough to want SICK sick people to have to work.)
@MrsThollo
@MrsThollo 3 жыл бұрын
It was just his tone. When ppl do my yard I open the front or back door, offer a beverage, ask if they need anything, and that's about it. Sometimes, the work is done when I'm not even home. 🤷🏾‍♀️ And I'm nowhere near rich.
@LA_HA
@LA_HA 3 жыл бұрын
@@asphodelale That's just a 1% thing, is it? Haha
@elizabethwhittenberg2989
@elizabethwhittenberg2989 3 жыл бұрын
*they're not serving champagne anymore, its just really hard on her*
@blazing-sword8417
@blazing-sword8417 3 жыл бұрын
@Adidev Gopalakrishnan ez
@starlegends3092
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
Thats like something a dad would say about his child
@oliviaseda3673
@oliviaseda3673 3 жыл бұрын
"4 people in a 16,000 square ft. home" lol
@whatascunner
@whatascunner 3 жыл бұрын
It means so much that they take the time to sing us a song to remind us that we're all in this together.
@LindsayBallif
@LindsayBallif 3 жыл бұрын
I work near Alys Beach and I can confirm this is how all the people act that come into our coffee shop.
@frauleinmarlenschka6891
@frauleinmarlenschka6891 3 жыл бұрын
you should write down some of the convos and share them on twitter. i would even pay to read a book on that. highly entertaining to see rich people "suffer"
@vol.9543
@vol.9543 3 жыл бұрын
Bless your heart 😩
@treavam5653
@treavam5653 3 жыл бұрын
My apologies.
@brodeymcguire4700
@brodeymcguire4700 3 жыл бұрын
I really doubt that they are complaining about no champagne in their hair salon and that they cant go to their favorite restaurants because they shut down valley but that is just my opinion I am not saying that u are wrong though
@samanthashorey7323
@samanthashorey7323 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@desireemariec1108
@desireemariec1108 3 жыл бұрын
"We have 4 people in a 16,000sq ft home" Ahhh...imagine that ❤
@projectzorgo3903
@projectzorgo3903 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine? I live it
@nsa6790
@nsa6790 3 жыл бұрын
@@projectzorgo3903 same here my man it’s a blessing
@dianec2160
@dianec2160 3 жыл бұрын
I have ...its spooky
@hypemel2787
@hypemel2787 3 жыл бұрын
@@projectzorgo3903 same here i do
@fulltimefather-parttimehero
@fulltimefather-parttimehero 2 жыл бұрын
This is too amazing. We aren’t rich, but I actually have had some of these thoughts and I now feel more blessed than I had realized…. And humbled.
@ChristinaFromYoutube
@ChristinaFromYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
I think people feel guilty for saying "The LORD has blessed me with my lifestyle." And i think that's really sad.
@fulltimefather-parttimehero
@fulltimefather-parttimehero 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChristinaFromKZfaq I definitely feel and express that daily to others. Nothing wrong with that.
@newday802
@newday802 2 жыл бұрын
Do you have a 16,000 sq ft home? I'm coming over...Lol🤣🤣🤣
@fulltimefather-parttimehero
@fulltimefather-parttimehero 2 жыл бұрын
@@newday802 Two… which one do you want to hang out in? The one with the basketball court or the one with bowling alley?
@newday802
@newday802 2 жыл бұрын
@@fulltimefather-parttimehero Lol...The one with Bowling Alley🎳🎳🎳....😁
@olived8218
@olived8218 3 жыл бұрын
“And I hate having to pull down my mask when I order, like, I said -“CrAB LeGSS!” 😤” 😂😂
@seventeenhamilton5362
@seventeenhamilton5362 3 жыл бұрын
I like how much how he loves his wife, the healthy marriage is nice to see
@crusader0074
@crusader0074 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like she’s the ONLY other person in the world he cares about other than himself.
@DanielBjorndahl
@DanielBjorndahl 2 жыл бұрын
botox is definitely a good sign /s
@jocelyndavalos1247
@jocelyndavalos1247 3 жыл бұрын
I work for American Express, and lemme tell you, you’ve done it! You’ve really captured the “rich white person” attitude lmao I had a customer crying about how her Saks fifth avenue gift card reached her a day late bc of covid...HELLOOO PEOPLE ARE DYING
@HK-lz6lj
@HK-lz6lj 3 жыл бұрын
if she's that rich, why she worried about a gift card... u should be able to afford it either way
@amiyah__7849
@amiyah__7849 3 жыл бұрын
"people are dying, kim"
@AJ-gl3eq
@AJ-gl3eq 3 жыл бұрын
If you remove the word "white" out of "rich white people" , your statement will be more accurate. What does it have to do with skin color? Are you a racist?
@HK-lz6lj
@HK-lz6lj 3 жыл бұрын
@@AJ-gl3eq whites are treated better by customer service, primarily in high end fashion.. lol are you dumb?
@HK-lz6lj
@HK-lz6lj 3 жыл бұрын
@@AJ-gl3eq beyonce is a celebrity jackass... not a normal average black person
@maryharvey6909
@maryharvey6909 3 жыл бұрын
I still love that he empathizes with his wife especially when her Louis Vuitton purse handles are getting stained by the hand sanitizer
@milliesaysokboomer
@milliesaysokboomer 3 жыл бұрын
I aspire to empathise with my wife on his level
@netowner666
@netowner666 3 жыл бұрын
I used to work in an expensive laboratory that does almost exclusively covid tests right now... This is PAINFULLY accurate as to how rich people react to the minor inconveniences of a pandemic
@whatdeyadoes
@whatdeyadoes 3 жыл бұрын
“Get Botox approved as an essential business” 😂
@dinahazage7243
@dinahazage7243 3 жыл бұрын
This took me out!
@neetrab
@neetrab 3 жыл бұрын
2:33 - "Like, why would that effect me? I never talk to 'em" 😂🤣😂
@ourcozycorner8517
@ourcozycorner8517 2 жыл бұрын
This has aged beautifully.
@denaedarcy140
@denaedarcy140 2 жыл бұрын
I've watched it 3 times. Thank you, John, for your perfect timing and intonations. I love your weatherman and traffic guy clips too. So much.
@bethparrillo6926
@bethparrillo6926 3 жыл бұрын
The casual chucking of the Dasani bottle got me 🤣🤣
@ATebbs1
@ATebbs1 3 жыл бұрын
SAME!!! 🤣🤣
@IzzyNChrist
@IzzyNChrist 3 жыл бұрын
I must be really poor I can't afford Dasani I always go for the cheaper brands if they're available
@acecafe727
@acecafe727 3 жыл бұрын
I had no idea how hard this has been for them...Bless Their Hearts💔😂
@AlbertaRose94
@AlbertaRose94 3 жыл бұрын
ROFL!!!!!!
@niniandsunny1353
@niniandsunny1353 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest comment!
@calico_queen8976
@calico_queen8976 2 жыл бұрын
TikTok stars and rich Instagramers be like "Ugh, you can't expect us to just say in our mansion with built in pool, private chef and home movie theater. We'll starve and get bored. We need to go out and party, ok?"
@bamfchase
@bamfchase 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Panama City Beach, that Alys Beach reference has me ROLLING. Thank you 🙏
@Lauragreat913
@Lauragreat913 2 жыл бұрын
Currently watching this from PCB 😂 (not from FL, we’re from Atlanta)
@dawnbrooks2936
@dawnbrooks2936 2 жыл бұрын
Yup. The place right down the road but never go there. 😆
@Windsweptzariel
@Windsweptzariel 3 жыл бұрын
The lack of wine at my hairdresser is quite distressing. 😂
@Myluxuryaddiction
@Myluxuryaddiction 3 жыл бұрын
Lol - I actually share this sentiment.
@christineferreira2181
@christineferreira2181 3 жыл бұрын
Right?! I’m sure I can bring my own 😂
@linuxsurfer2002
@linuxsurfer2002 3 жыл бұрын
"If this goes on any longer, she's gonna have to pull a Nanci Pelosi." 😂😂😂
@WillieStubbs
@WillieStubbs 3 жыл бұрын
He really needs to put that on a t-shirt with a picture of him holding that phone in that outfit.
@ReinaAfricana
@ReinaAfricana 3 жыл бұрын
This is so my boss and his colleagues. We're just sweeping the floor giving them the side eye.
@chadgaming8288
@chadgaming8288 6 ай бұрын
My GOSH, you just took me back to the, “We’ll get through this, together.” I remember that ONE quote from the worst year of my life, which is 2020.
@Agent57000DM
@Agent57000DM 3 жыл бұрын
"My wife got caught shopping at Nordstrom..........RACK!" 😱
@donnah5378
@donnah5378 3 жыл бұрын
😃😄😂🤣
@justinleathem977
@justinleathem977 3 жыл бұрын
Dang you really smacked the Bill Gates and fake statistics line 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro love you
@r99nate
@r99nate 3 жыл бұрын
Dog we have underreported. Bad things happen and the US shit the bad in every conceivable way. I never understand the bill gates vaccine theories. They have more holes than Swiss cheese
@firstname405
@firstname405 3 жыл бұрын
@@r99nate exactly right
@user-qc7tv8xy1e
@user-qc7tv8xy1e 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl all these famous rich people be like “I get its hard but we need to stay home” and I’m like them staying home still gives them hundreds of things to do, for most of us it literally means your bedroom, bathroom and the fridge.
@malllllll
@malllllll 3 жыл бұрын
“We’re all in this TOGETHER....no you can’t have any of my money”
@starlegends3092
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
This is why people should not spoil there children. This comment is accually giving myself advise for if i have a family.
@troyphillips1966
@troyphillips1966 3 жыл бұрын
"We don't even mind the fake death counts and exaggerated statistics" i love the political jokes 😂😂
@alexisnewlin6844
@alexisnewlin6844 3 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite line!
@adamchapman3358
@adamchapman3358 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "we're about to cash in!" 😂
@privatejen3590
@privatejen3590 3 жыл бұрын
These spoilt folks are out of touch and living in an alternate reality. They truly believe they are entitled to their entitlements. Actually, they are waste managers who need to be taken out more often where spoilt things are dumped 🙄. JBC thx for this outstanding skit.
@cynthiaholland13
@cynthiaholland13 3 жыл бұрын
I hate them lol
@troyphillips1966
@troyphillips1966 3 жыл бұрын
@@privatejen3590 and why is it the richest most privileged billion heirs in this country think they can tell me about my privlege and that they are discriminated against
@Teejaye1100
@Teejaye1100 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing but the truth here folks. 💯
@juliachristy6731
@juliachristy6731 3 жыл бұрын
Dear Heavens!!!; I just watched this "AGAIN" after not seeing it for months!! And I am lmao!!! This is comedy Gold!! John Crist is the best comedian ever!!! I will put him above every other comedian, ever!!! Thanks!
@lukesanders1677
@lukesanders1677 3 жыл бұрын
When he threatened to move because of the lacrosse season😂😂😂
@tsh3rman
@tsh3rman 3 жыл бұрын
"They're not serving their full menu at the restaurant"... Looking at you Taco Bell!
@shannonraikes8064
@shannonraikes8064 3 жыл бұрын
And McDonalds!
@amytarvin2776
@amytarvin2776 3 жыл бұрын
And soon to say goodbye Mexican Pizza!😢
@KamisatoElias
@KamisatoElias 3 жыл бұрын
man so true though, like where's my fajito burrito gone lmao
@multiverse_curve4438
@multiverse_curve4438 3 жыл бұрын
Taco Cabana got rid of the enchiladas. I. Was. Not. Happy!
@SlickNic100
@SlickNic100 3 жыл бұрын
First it was my grilled stuffed burrito, now my Mexican pizza. How dare you Taco Bell.
@qbm3alt210
@qbm3alt210 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THAT JOHN IS AWAKE AND CHRISTIANNNNN
@brightwolfz
@brightwolfz 3 жыл бұрын
"It's so hard for the waiter to hear me, so I have to pull down my mask. CRAB LEGS" Like, this hits so close to home. I work in a grocery store deli and the amount of people that do this frustrates me to no end. WHY do you think you are wearing these again?
@tannerebeling1056
@tannerebeling1056 3 жыл бұрын
For no reason. Masks don’t work.
@austinnipper278
@austinnipper278 3 жыл бұрын
I'm getting in on this. It's going to be good, lol.
@reeree488
@reeree488 3 жыл бұрын
They do it because they feel entitled to endangering people, that’s fucking it :(
@austinnipper278
@austinnipper278 3 жыл бұрын
@@reeree488 I've gotta ask where you get your thoughts from? Middle party here that's just curious. Sounds like this comment section will be getting good though.
@starlegends3092
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
@@austinnipper278 lol its been 2 months
@erikavidor5946
@erikavidor5946 3 жыл бұрын
Can we please talk about how he holds his phone with his pinky out 😂
@YippeeKiYayMrFalcon
@YippeeKiYayMrFalcon 3 жыл бұрын
"Ok, four months ago we invested a LOT of money in Bill Gate's vaccine company, yeah so we don't even mind the fake death counts and exaggerated statistics.. yeeah NO we're about to CASH in!!" 🤣
@Morgan_Sparrowriver
@Morgan_Sparrowriver 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I read this the same time this part played 🤣
@AmyE89
@AmyE89 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha my favorite line of this
@oofmcgoof6386
@oofmcgoof6386 3 жыл бұрын
@Nathaniel McGuire all I can say is depopulating this country (the US) might be a blessing for the whole of the human race and probably take care of what natural selection should take care of lol
@DakobTown
@DakobTown 3 жыл бұрын
@Joker . if people are healthy people tend to have less kids, that’s what he meant
@firstname405
@firstname405 3 жыл бұрын
@Joker wow what a sheep. Open your eyes for once
@AshGreen359
@AshGreen359 2 жыл бұрын
You know what has also been essential. All the maids and nannies and landscapers. Rich people just can't get by without having someone to clean up after them, mow their lawns, and raise their kids for them. As a bus driver, I'm still driving them to their jobs.
@teresasmith2161
@teresasmith2161 3 жыл бұрын
This is my all time favorite of all you tube videos. Watched 3 times!
@ElFern32
@ElFern32 3 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how this is accurate.
@ThRifTeDmUsIc
@ThRifTeDmUsIc 3 жыл бұрын
John crist has been on a roll since his return!
@jakestoope1446
@jakestoope1446 3 жыл бұрын
roll*
@ThRifTeDmUsIc
@ThRifTeDmUsIc 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakestoope1446 oh wow sorry I didn't notice 🤦‍♂️. Thanks for pointing that out.
@melissabennett4328
@melissabennett4328 3 жыл бұрын
Oh you mean his return from the time he took off because of his SEXUAL ASSULT allegations. But it's totally ok because he prayed really hard about it you guys.
@melissabennett4328
@melissabennett4328 3 жыл бұрын
@Sara Shepard www.charismanews.com/us/78703-john-crist-cancels-2019-tour-dates-after-reports-of-sexting-harassment-manipulation Im just disgusted that he continues to act like it's fine now. He admitted to most of it.
@ThRifTeDmUsIc
@ThRifTeDmUsIc 3 жыл бұрын
@@melissabennett4328 yeah but he has made strides to be better. So we are giving him a second chance. But I'm sure that hurts your feelings.
@UberWagen
@UberWagen Жыл бұрын
"...her new scented candle business". Ooooo, you hit the button! lol
@blackitikatt533
@blackitikatt533 2 жыл бұрын
Dude...this is PERFECT! You should have a whole show! 🤣🤣🤣💕
@khanhfident
@khanhfident 3 жыл бұрын
“She’s on the east wing of the house.” 😂😂😂
@jayenee2
@jayenee2 3 жыл бұрын
"Okay, how about you stay six feet away from my Porsche? Okay? Thank you!" Bro, *who's* Porshe is that😂😂?
@6.0hhh
@6.0hhh 3 жыл бұрын
I almost bet it was someone random and he rushed to film that part 😂
@jayenee2
@jayenee2 3 жыл бұрын
@@6.0hhh Probably, he looked like he was in a hurry. He wasn't even wearing the same clothes lol.
@Meechka
@Meechka 3 жыл бұрын
jayenee Now I have to go back and watch the video to check that comment out ha ha
@thebestcat9601
@thebestcat9601 3 жыл бұрын
He really should blur the plates on it lol
@theresahall824
@theresahall824 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂 I was thinking the same thing 😅
@baileeallen6786
@baileeallen6786 3 жыл бұрын
The scarf kept moving🤣🤣🤣
@dianec2160
@dianec2160 3 жыл бұрын
OMG I shared this so many times...HILARIOUS!
@jackdanielson1997
@jackdanielson1997 3 жыл бұрын
Don't know this guy but he's either a brilliant actor or he's just being himself here. This is is just done far too well haha
@starlegends3092
@starlegends3092 2 жыл бұрын
Ya XD He's abrilliant actor
@aeoligarlic4024
@aeoligarlic4024 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely an actor, crazy rich people are far from self-aware lol
@robandsherriedavidson2307
@robandsherriedavidson2307 Жыл бұрын
He is a comedian
@Chloe-zs7vb
@Chloe-zs7vb 3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget "we understand how you feel were stuck at home too" when they have a whole pool and every entertainment thing you can think of
@niwreyentihw1496
@niwreyentihw1496 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@lydiatraylor6844
@lydiatraylor6844 2 жыл бұрын
Best part is that the entire video is set on a golf course hahahah
@rzella8022
@rzella8022 2 жыл бұрын
So well done, lots of details showing wealth the rest of us can't relate to.
@madisonthedancer6192
@madisonthedancer6192 3 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trying not to wake the house over here lolol
@Mercenary-1914
@Mercenary-1914 3 жыл бұрын
"CRAB...LEGS"
@blackswiftie2860
@blackswiftie2860 3 жыл бұрын
*This is STILL by far my favoritee Episode he has ever posted* ... I Actually KEEP Coming back 😁🙏🏾
@Randomandidioticvlogs61
@Randomandidioticvlogs61 3 жыл бұрын
“On the east wing of the house” 😂
@SurvivalSpec
@SurvivalSpec 3 жыл бұрын
“Nordstrom --- Rack” and I’m shopping at Ross Dress For Less
@mycupoverflows7811
@mycupoverflows7811 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't Ross go out of business from Corona? 😢
@mikaelasundt3117
@mikaelasundt3117 3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@rajohnson4s
@rajohnson4s 3 жыл бұрын
Love a good ross original
@thistlegal2154
@thistlegal2154 3 жыл бұрын
Goodwill all the way here! less than a mile from me and one of the stores that gets the main donations from the richie riches neighborhood..with orig richie rich store tags on them. SCORE! LOL
@kaylawaters2691
@kaylawaters2691 3 жыл бұрын
@@mycupoverflows7811 Not the ones near me and none that I know of.
@TraeElijah
@TraeElijah 3 жыл бұрын
“Is there no Fiji out here?” 😂😂😂
@alexandraacreator-art
@alexandraacreator-art Жыл бұрын
the way he holds the phone lol 😁
@dianec2160
@dianec2160 3 жыл бұрын
"CRAB LEGS" I've watched it like 4 times..hilarious and accurate!
@jodenX555
@jodenX555 3 жыл бұрын
The way he holds his phone lmao
@iviwep_mma2263
@iviwep_mma2263 3 жыл бұрын
This guy knows how to change the mood😂😂😂
@ambermaccraig7316
@ambermaccraig7316 Жыл бұрын
This is exactly what rich ppl acted like during this whole ordeal, I work around them every day and it's almost impossible how accurate this guy is. Lmao, good job!
@rachelmorrow9042
@rachelmorrow9042 2 жыл бұрын
2:14 I love the honesty. This is like the most accurate clip in this vid lol
@dianagorospe2892
@dianagorospe2892 2 жыл бұрын
YUP.
@5KYLANDER5
@5KYLANDER5 3 жыл бұрын
“This goes on any longer she’s gonna have to pull a Nancy Pelosi” 😂😂😂
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