Seriously? You’ve got to be joking.

Wow! I'm sure Martha especially is a very hard worker!

Kaylin Hutson That’s so cool! 😁

Lol Do they portray their biblical roles? 😂😂😂 JK

Are y’all sure that Jacob isn’t just going to the back and getting his mom to make the food for him? Keep an eye on that guy. 👀😂

Yup, he nailed it. Excellently played, ha!

I don't get it... can someone explain the joke/reference? 😭

EntertainmentBreeze He knows that anything related to gender (and also sexuality, which is more than a little linked...) tends to bring out a lot of craziness. And it's kinda implied that the person probably would've had an...iffy...answer on that form, but John basically pulled a "no comment" and just didn't even go there. XD He got a humorous moment out of it without having to actually make a full joke. It's also relatable for a lot of people, I'm sure, because we also face being on the receiving end of the craziness if we don't adhere to the doctrine of the day...which itself isn't even consistent to begin with. Ha, I just had a moment like that myself. It was on an insect video, and after witnessing a back-and-forth there, I was tempted to explain that some bugs actually are hermaphroditic, so this stuff actually applies to them legitimately...but I ultimately kept quiet because I had a strong suspicion I'd regret having helped. 😅

Ahsoka Jackson thank you!!

holly edwards Oh, no problem! (-: 👍

Yess 😂🙌🏻

My wife says CFA is "cowist" because they imply that all cows are uneducated and can't spell.

Perfect and awesome video!

I didn't get that joke until reading your comment 🤣

Me too!! And the Boaz one...lol

I would of been epic if she had gave apples with family meal...

im confused...? TwT

💀💀💀💀

@@wild2914 Adam and Eve ... Eve convinced Adam to eat the apple.

😂😂

Hilarious 😆

You ordered wrong 😆

😂 this is amazing God bless your day and your meal!

Lol

As another Chick-fil-A employee, I agree with this comment

I sent this to my chick fil a group chat and we also agree with this comment

To be fair, any hiring manager should be putting *Cal-Berkeley* resumes in the 🗑 regardless of the position... or company.

wait what's the 5%? ;)

@@carolea7158 I go to ole miss and I work at cfa😂

This comment is underrated lol

Is this Christianity?

I dont know if this is a joke or not but I ordered a 4 piece and got 5 with a note on the box that said "God Bless (:" and I'm not even kidding that was the greatest day of my life

@@trentsoto6852 no, don't think it is, friend. God is not a means towards gain.

So dumb! I'm crying laughing.

Yeah I was surprised he hired them lol

same

JESUS CHRIST LOVES you turn to him! Reid by and believe in the gospel

Repent and believe*

Ikr 🤣🤣🤣

Yup! Lol

-Just another Baptist Jew

Still true though

- King David

-Kevin Malone

If it’s a Gretzky quote and you’re in Canada, that’s considered Red Letter.

He’s correct.

I call it Christian chicken

Ok, I'm going to start calling it that.

@@nascar_vault Godly comment here I’m calling it Christian chicken from now on 😭

It’s the only place that closes on Sunday 🤷

That’s legit how it works 😂😂 and I LOVE IT

That’s right! My experience with hiring home schooled kids has been FANTASTIC.

Hannah...hired!

Literally, when I worked there as a youth there was so many homeschooled kids working there too!

Yoaz is hired!😂

I've worked at Chick-Fil-A for over a year, and our ice cream machine has NEVER broken.

Too funny! My friend worked at McDonald’s as a assistant manager, the ice cream machine broke down (again), and he tried to fix it himself, but chocolate ice cream exploded all over him! Lol ... he no longer works there! He didn’t get fired, he found another job selling patio furniture in New Jersey, where he’s from. He doesn’t miss working at McDonalds! 🍔🍟🥤🍦😉

It's hilarious because even in South Africa the MacDonald's ice cream machines are always broken!!

I’ve got a lot of ice creams/ Blizzards at Dairy Queen in my life and I don’t think they’ve ever told me their machine was messed up, McD’s on the other hand? Their machine seems to be messed up more often than not.

Y’all ready for some truth? I was once a worker a McDonald’s. We tell the customers that the ice cream machine is broken so that it can be cleaned. We don’t say that because we don’t want customers thinking there is something bad in their ice cream (there isn’t). It’s simply easier to explain that it’s broken or unusable at the time. Fell free to reply with more questions.

EXACTLY

Judas Maccabaeus has entered the chat

Ted and Mick would have gotten the job, if they manipulated some Xtian stuff on the application.

I am actually named after Thaddaeus lol

KW is the father of confusion right now. Smh send help.

No truer comedy than that

😂🤣😆

That's great! Hope he likes it!

belated congrats, hope he liked/likes it.

Mr. Johnson, I am also homeschooled

Of course he was

Congrats Samuel!

I don't get why the person wasn't hired.

@@ericl8743 It's a Mormon school. A little less "mainstream protestant" than the masses tend to favor. Same with the St. Peters joke, protestants and Catholics have their disagreements.

You should never hired a cult

@@ashleynelson909 Mormons aren’t a cult lol

@@bradenthurgood you are wrong...they are evil cult

Olivia Broom thanks so much! :)

Wow

good luck my g, you will be blessed by the chickens

Diego Campos thank you sir

Amen

😂🤷‍♂️

Did he kiss you on the cheek? If not don’t worry ab it you’ll be fine.

Yep. How did he even get hired? Thank God we now have a new Hear Manager.😀

Grandmaster 🤣🥋🥊

Did your total come out to 30 peices of silver?

I too am a Catholic who found that line both offensive & hilarious at the same time.

@@dmdeester I’m LDS, so I feel ya 😉

Catholic means pedo on a global scale and a “woke” pope. Chick-fil-A would hard pass for sure

I don't get it ☹️

Context: Modern Catholic schools aren't much better than public school. Sad, but true.

Hahaha

As long as you come in the morning lol

@@lanestonesvlogs lol 😂 that was a good one

You would probably get hired on the spot. Lol.

@@lanestonesvlogs 😆 😆 😂

But popeye chicken sandwich is to die for Well at least people where killing over it

Ngl, that is the one thing I disagree with Chik Fil A with, like I would kill for some Popeyes

They're just salty that popeyes had people literally rioting over theirs.

@@therealopaartist All Chicken Sandwiches Matter!

Should have just said they worked at Taco Bell

I guess I know why chickfilla regected me in high school now

@@blakelowrey9620 I felt that 🤣

"oh what church do you go to" - Chick-Fil-a manager. "St. Thomas" - Me *awkward energy intensifies"

Ikr?!? How does anyone not know, that all christian denominations branched off of Catholicism!?! I mean come on!!! And I'm catholic, and would have no problem In wearing their uniform! I wear shorts and a t-shirt all time! And I'm a very conservative catholic!! What do people think Catholics are?? Aliens that aren't normal? I mean seriously, WE CAME FIRST. SERIOUSLY 😑 Catholicism came before all the other christian denominations, and they say we aren't christians😑 I mean the nerve of some people... I mean, I'm no trying to be rude to anyone in the slightest. I love everyone, and respect everyone, no matter who they are, or where they comes from, or what religion they are; but I detest the fact that people alienate people just because of their religion, and it makes me sick😑 yes, I might not believe in everything they do, but I still respect them as human beings, and children of God, and I wish others would do the same😑

FYI Catholic ARE Christians- we were the FIRST Christians, by the way.

That was sooooo funny!!🤣🤣

I'm a leader at my youth group. We watched this last night & all the kids started screaming when that happened. I sprinted out of the room because I was laughing so hard. I had a talk with the media director later, asking why they did not screen the video before showing it to the kids.

That was too funny!

🤣

What does "Yoaz" refer to?

🤣

@Sarah Hamilton I guess you just can’t see it as a joke 😂😅

@Sarah Hamilton you are super sensitive 😭😂

@Sarah Hamilton guess you can't take a joke

He was probably going to do something with Gender: non binary

But didn't he put her in the hired pile? 😂💦

@@jviarruel Yep he did. She got lucky.🤣🤣

That was crazy!! 🤣🤣🤣

I was wondering if people got that joke lol Male customers be like: "she added some dessert and I did pay"

@@countreekidd Eve will bring in more profits. 🤣🤣🤣

Oh and I also worked at Chick-fil-a for a year and was around the corner from BYU which made up like most of our employees 😂

Your sisters are hired.

Do u have another sister named love

i go to school with sisters Faith Grace Hope Charity Mary and Anna

Do y’all work at Chick-fil-A 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Including a Chick-fil-A on BYU campus itself XD

I didn’t understand it. Care to elaborate?

I’m a Mormon too lol loved it

@Brantley probably because some members of the Evangelical community don’t consider us Christians 😔 But the peeps at CFA were super great when I worked there :) We may have our doctrinal differences, but we both love Jesus! His name is even part of the name of the church; it’s literally called The Church of Jesus Christ

Okay but the most ironic part is that there’s a CFA on BYU campus XD

Oh I didn’t even know that was a Mormon joke-

Working in HR, I laughed so hard seeing the employment posters in the back. So funny! haha

The chicken filet one app is a miracle. They always have the order correct where ever I go.

🤣🙏🏾

Followed by a worship song!

And God always provides

Rrriigghhhtttt

Not only is there CFA in Utah, there’s a CFA on BYU campus XD it’s nowhere near as busy as it is in the South though, but that’s hard to beat. My hometown had two CFAs and only one high school XD

@@LimegreenSnowstorm on campus? Hmm I know they have one in downtown Provo didn't know they had one on campus. As I haven't been to a CFA in the south, I have no comparison. I just know they are a super popular eating place here in Utah.

Get the regular nuggets, not the strips!

Hhahahah it's even funnier for me because I worked at ZAXBYS for four years now I'm at chickfila hahahahah

@@Mosesthelabretriever I really like ZAXBY's! But I prefer Chick-fil-A more. That line had me laughing!

Isaac Kouyembana I prefer chickfila too!! And it so much more friendly to work at, at least where I work. 😁

Zaxbys is better anyway.

Loved that

I didn't get that part (actually troubled me to what Biblical reference it was). Thanks for clearing it up :)

@@asinegaasinega please explain lol

@@imcrazy534 sweetea is like “sweet tea” 😂

@@lr_laura 😄 oops Sometimes I overthink stuff

@@asinegaasinega the joke doesn't refer to a Bible text but to the phenomenon that some white churches want more diversity in their congregations so they will give tasks to people that are from a minority group much quicker. Sweetea is a black girl

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I desperately need to try Chic Fil a!! Come to the UK!!!

My favorite Verse " do not be anxious " My dumb self : Always Anxious

Nomi and the Noob Their chicken is really good! I also love their waffle fries and BBQ sauce! Lol We just had it a couple of days ago and my town in Central Valley in California, is building a new one close to my neighborhood! Yay! 😁

😂😂😂

Right?? All the teens I went to church with were tryna get jobs at CFA so we wouldn’t have to work Sundays XD

I didn't understand the Sweetea joke, and attempting to search only brought up sweet tea recipes XD

@@animefallenangel 🤣🤣😅😅

😹😹😹

Awwww 🥰 Tomorrow there’s always tomorrow (and it’s not Sunday 🙌🏼🙏🏼😂)

Yup we closed at 8 today sorry :P

F

You should have gone to the Kansas City location! WE were open, lol

Awesome!!!!

Mormons aren't Christians which makes it even funnier because they think they are.

@@georgebauerschmidt5289 you're... gatekeeping christianity???

@@rivercat26 I don't even know what that means. gatekeeping ?? I guess _no_ since that's not a thing.

@@georgebauerschmidt5289 All my Mormon friends believe in Christ as their redeemer and savior. Huh. Totally random question: what is your definition of Christian?

@@jesstonius you wrote: _"believe in Christ as their redeemer and savior"_ Perhaps your Mormon friends believe that, not all do. Most do not believe Jesus is GOD or puts all their trust in Him to save them. Instead they trust men on earth for revelations and their own work to save them. They also follow a lot of Freemasonry concepts which is not a Christian organization just a patriarchal philanthropy organization.

How do you know?

I agree i used to work there

Veteran MM18 Oh ok. Yeah my sister used to work at a chick fil A and my brother still does. Too hectic for me but I think Chick-fil-A employees are a godsent

@@magdalinethompson5023 I worked in the kitchen for 2 years. Loved the people, didn't care too much for the smells XP

@@magdalinethompson5023 it depends on the people. I work in the kitchen and upfront. The front was nice but the kitchen just had a lack of leadership.

Lol, but Popeyes chicken sandwiches are delicious though

Doubt it. Uniforms have changed over the years. He probably borrowed it.

Still works there*

Maybe because it's just our reals ones...

Critically Cheesy Caleb it was a joke bro

Kace Johnson it’s a joke fam

Does she like her job? Genuinely.

@@SarahLizDoan nope

Sophie Rosebure I’m sorry to hear that.

@@finn3625 people who work in retail and food service tend to have that answer. Sucks, but that's the reality. I work retail so I know.

Is she a manger there because Jesus was born in a manger?

That's some cfa. I mean, you dont even find christians naming their kids Samuel these days. I wish i would move to where it is. If i were to bet, it's the cfa at Lancaster PA.

Anyone looking for timestamp 2:05

I lost it on that one.lol!!

Ave Maria!!! 🙏🙏🙏😇😇😇

DEUS VULT!

He went there didnt he😂😂 lowkey almost offended but it was a funny joke.

Catholic - the Original Christian! 😇 💒

I WAS GONNA SAY! I'm a faithful Catholic and a huge John Crist fan. I supported you all throughout your struggles friend, what's with the dissin my people!?!

Yes, worried me for a sec haha 😅 Go Cougs!

I agree! Glad someone else noticed haha!

Right 😭😂😂

This is John Crist. Maybe he just walked into a Chick-fil-a like the Terminator. "I need your office, your uniform, and some applications." ;)

Yep. You get an interview but no promises of getting the job. 🤣🤣

You get an interview but they will have a deep conversation about your salvation to determine if you’ll get the job

Yep and yep the name is sufficient 🙌🏻❤️😇... 2 Corinthians 12:9 But he said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness. Therefore I will boast all the more gladly of my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may rest upon me.”

😂😂😂

I'm glad I'm not the only Catholic! Also, I love your username 😅

We demand that joke...

What’s the joke?

Yea I caught that also..

He still put it in the not hiring pile.

Didn’t get that one

Unfortunately, most people are going to think you are talking about the Texas A&M Aggies since people outside of Utah/Idaho don't associate the Aggies with Utah State :/ P.S. Go Cougs!

Booooo. Go Cougs.

@@danielburt3749 55 to 3, v Navy this evening. Not bad.

At first I thought you were talking about A&M aggies. Had to look it up.Gig’em!

@@josiahhodges1893 amen! Gig 'em Aggies!!

I look forward to the frosted lemonade so much I’d be really bummed if ice cream machine didn’t work. Luckily that’s never happened.

I see why she got hired.😀😀😀

😂

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/frScf9SAvbaqhmQ.html

1. Very much. 2. Yes. 3. Always. 4. Yes. 5. You betchca.

1. Yeah 2. Teamwork makes the best and most efficient environment but I'm not in it for the team I'm in it to earn money so I can survive. 3. Yes always all day with everything my whole life, which is how I finally made it to an entry level fast food interview in my forties. 4. Treat me like crap and I'll drag your name by the neck through the streets, otherwise sure whatever you need. 5. Do you have an attainable living wage position for me that also supports my three children that I know for a fact I can reach? Than yes.

Then why y’all hire me? Lmfaooo

Also do you smile because those employees are always smiling

@@dezmion sometimes we feel bad for people.

Just need to go to a catholic school to match

Not necessarily. Just tell them you do not venerate any saints or the Queen of Heaven and you have no problem with wearing their uniform which consists of a red tee shirt and slacks.

COME ON !!! Just a Funny Video!! It is a CHRISTIAN COMPANY !! They hire !!

Haha I'm Catholic and I work there 😂😂 But most people are Christians there

Since when is a Catholic not a Christian!? Funny until you dissed Salvation Army and Catholics. Seems you need to go back to rehab, You’ve gotten to disrespectful

Especially with the CFA sauce 👍🤤

Welcome to Texas lol

But-

Me too my guy. Spent several years in Private Catholic School, and am Catholic to this day. And I work at Chick-fil-a ;)

In my area, the Chick-Fil-A operator is Catholic. He’s a great boss and friend!

Oh good, this is a relief, because I was kinda offended when he said that in the vid :( (I'm a homeschooled catholic)

@@geanbean1305 yeah no worries just a joke lol

😂

LOL True. There is probably someone that COULD fix them at each McD's. I had read that McD's has a contract with the manufacturer that only manufacturer-certified technicians are ALLOWED to work on them. . You know better than I though.

Yeah. It is down a lot.