RIP George Carlin - Kids
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16 жыл бұрынGeorge Carlin, this man is the shit!
@BlabsMcGillicutty 7 жыл бұрын
These little gargoyles.
@JimBob-ky8sm 5 жыл бұрын
I call it pumping out a unit! Kathung! Kathung!
@howardOKC 4 жыл бұрын
i am a gargoyle
@pinkushatejar 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes lel
@justinbrooks9072 4 жыл бұрын
That they have loosed from their loins
@MARTINADBA1980 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@panterino 5 жыл бұрын
Polluting the Earth with these creatures who have no future. Classic
@spook3112 3 жыл бұрын
I’m 97% certain I’m one of them.
@LivingHe11 3 жыл бұрын
in the words of Dr. Manhattan *it's too late always has been always will be...to late*
@williep3426 3 жыл бұрын
Carlin is so fucking right on that issue
@gmar7836 3 жыл бұрын
I never had kids. Not apologizing 😊
@countryprideisfoolish1415 3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow
@justinzaff 5 жыл бұрын
I love this older completely jaded cynical and brutally honest version of Carlin .
@justinambru8529 4 жыл бұрын
But's that is how he has always has been.
@justinzaff 4 жыл бұрын
@@justinambru8529 Have a look at his earlier work when he was younger .
@1sweetree 4 жыл бұрын
@@justinzaff How do you think he's come to that conclusion...?
@justinzaff 4 жыл бұрын
@@1sweetree Noticing patterns in people over time and getting too old to be anything but honest .
@richardlow3062 3 жыл бұрын
I prefer the older George, His facial expressions were an added bonus on top of his already hilarious stuff, Hail Hail George.
@tomthomas9897 5 жыл бұрын
Comedy is the best way of tellin the truth. This man proved it
@michellelvsgerry 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Thomas Really? Mainstream comedians tell the truth? I think that comment is comical, you should think about doing your own show.
@panokostouros7609 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy is only good at telling the truth when society is already upside down
@Wtfdrewrustupid 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Thomas Ok but who asked?
@SkyeSeafoodandeatit 4 жыл бұрын
Social critic
@theguy7480 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wtfdrewrustupid oh fuckoff
@lordjared 13 жыл бұрын
Thank god for George Carlin. Parents are always like "Well, you would say that because until you have a child you'll never understand." Well, George Carlin has kids and still has enough sense to speak the truth.
@christinetran491 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yah! Its not always sunshine and sprinkles. And guess what? No cares lol
@adriantomlin2902 4 жыл бұрын
I dont have kids and that is still my opinion!! They are their parents whole fuckin world or their parents worst inconvenience!! One or the other!! Unbelievable!!
@allys744 4 жыл бұрын
He was right when he said “just have one kid” because George himself had only one child.
@Bowserjr-wi4dn 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, he had kids? Then how come he seems so angry about parents and the kids they have? I mean, seems a bit odd to say you don't give a shit about kids when you HAVE children of your own...please correct me though if i'm being stupid, as usual...
@nazmul_khan_ 4 жыл бұрын
Bowserjr1213 , he had a daughter named Kelly and loved her much. Though I guess he didn’t mind getting a good laugh at her expense in dinner time lok
@shevlingalaxy6509 6 жыл бұрын
Let me tell you something folks... nobody cares about your children okay? We don't care.... Best line ever.
@hatehypocrisy1 5 жыл бұрын
I used to have a friend and enjoyed my conversation with him till he became a father and began telling me about his kids . I got very annoyed to the point where i blocked him on my phone and my Facebook as well.
@Kuro_kazz 5 жыл бұрын
That's why they're *YOUR* children!
@scotchdopole 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kuro_kazz ..so you can care about them and we don't have to bother.
@christinetran491 4 жыл бұрын
Lol i feel that way not only about children but everyone and everything
@coffeeaddicted4495 4 жыл бұрын
@@hatehypocrisy1 xD
@brianramirez8255 4 жыл бұрын
he aged into a perfect version of himself and left right on time
@someguy5767 4 жыл бұрын
Very well said dude!
@richardmatias8106 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf.no we still need him
@sidearmsalpha 3 жыл бұрын
I wish he had stayed like this and lived another 15 to 20 years.
@katyungodly 3 жыл бұрын
If he still lived, he would continue shitting on right wingers like the liberals and conservatives in 2020 ahaha
@giovannicervantes2053 3 жыл бұрын
@@richardmatias8106 we would've cancelled him cause we suck!
@davidburns6284 7 жыл бұрын
The greatest comedian of all time.
@xXxdevilsxXx1982 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah great man
@liopergonsd58 5 жыл бұрын
Found the white guy
@kindleyfernand4389 5 жыл бұрын
No Kevin Hart is
@georgexanthopoulos3003 5 жыл бұрын
@@kindleyfernand4389 LMAO
@Lexsoufz 4 жыл бұрын
Comedian/philosopher!
@synthoelectro 5 жыл бұрын
can you imagine what he would say about the modern day world of social media and its narcissism?
@soygato2722 4 жыл бұрын
Almark "its same shit every year, its the same shit every year, every year i see kids blowing shit up, kids posing and dressing like hookers on the internet. Every decade kids do stupid shit"
@missyr797 4 жыл бұрын
And helicopter parents
@Yumicpcake 4 жыл бұрын
He might change his viewpoint of only having one kid. One means it's highly likely you end up with a narcissistic child.
@joshuabaker6013 4 жыл бұрын
He would probably give himself a heart attack.
@yguyonabufffnilrebmahc344 4 жыл бұрын
@Jane Doe he said we should investigate 911 before he died
@peekaboots01 4 жыл бұрын
This should be mandatory watching for all parents.
@doreenlee9304 3 жыл бұрын
I'm curious what would happen.
@marieamanda6617 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tedkaczynski3748 2 жыл бұрын
@@doreenlee9304 I'm watching it. I got kids. Can't stop laughing.
@devonoknabo2582 Жыл бұрын
no
@BaldHeadedManc Жыл бұрын
@@devonoknabo2582 great input
@NostalgiaMan 3 жыл бұрын
Pumping out a unit. Priceless
@vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh how many comments are you going to make on videos
@richardfrazee9673 3 жыл бұрын
@@vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911 it's Carlin, so probably all of em.
@aaryanduke 3 жыл бұрын
My dad name is jeff and I got s twin brother🤣
@zohandvir7606 3 жыл бұрын
How are you everywhere?
@eksadiss 3 жыл бұрын
@@zohandvir7606 automated thumbs up through a bot network
@nmarrs8539 3 жыл бұрын
If having a kid was so special there wouldn’t be billions of us.
@danielclark-hughes692 4 жыл бұрын
"These little gargoyles that they've loosed from their loins." 😄
@machbaby 5 жыл бұрын
I was lucky- I had cool parents that let me watch the Carlin HBO specials starting when I was about ten years old. I finally got to see him live shortly before his death. You were the best.
@jetblach 4 жыл бұрын
Me too!!! My dad let me watch and listen to Carlin when I was around 9 or 10 years old. Great times! I sure miss the guy!
@ubersheep6517 3 жыл бұрын
You guys had cool parents dammit :’(
@mahyarabitach1284 2 жыл бұрын
@@ubersheep6517 you’re not alone
@johngittings4673 7 ай бұрын
My parents were the same way. Carlin was my favorite comedian. Funny thing my parents kind of encouraged me to watch him because of how insightful he was. My mom told me “you could learn a lot from him”.
@TheNotoriousFonzy 4 жыл бұрын
His prediction on what this planet's gonna look like in 50 years is really making me nervous lol
@trillfa9774 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah because this world is well on its way to fulfilling his prediction sadly.
@godnotavailable2094 2 жыл бұрын
Remember when he predicted the stock market dropping 2,000 points in a day, and people in the streets engaging in a civil war with police officers? No doubt in my mind he's gonna be right this time too. If his timetable is right, we've got 30 years left.
@MrHopper911 4 жыл бұрын
Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.
@greengame9713 4 жыл бұрын
If I see this comment one more time...
@sisckoimper203 4 жыл бұрын
@@daniel1982641 stfu xtremetoomanynumbers
@TheSoulBlossom 4 жыл бұрын
@RobMacRay If he's a spook, then you are a dumb fuck.
@wallonmcwoolworth819 4 жыл бұрын
@RobMacRay blahhhhh
@ImGoingSupersonic 3 жыл бұрын
Yea every video says the same comment.
@johngittings4673 6 жыл бұрын
‘Todd is in the seventh grade now, he’s in the cheese club!’ LOL as a Wisconsinite, this had me thinking of small towns here. I bet schools actually have a cheese club.
@spambamkeija634 5 жыл бұрын
I live in fucking Phillips and I'm from the South Shit is quite different here.
@eyehatefarcebook11 5 жыл бұрын
Pinconning, MI might have a cheese club or two.
@jaworskij 5 жыл бұрын
that's why Todd is sitting on the crapper. To export the "cheese".
@Bloodynine606 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with a lot of what Carlin says. But a cheese club sounds pretty dope.
@thagodwecreate5179 5 жыл бұрын
In NJ we have heroin club
@rexharrison400 4 жыл бұрын
George Carlin, saying out loud what everybody really thinks.
@lwillimas 5 жыл бұрын
KZfaq appeared in 2005 he passed in 08 he made that joke of putting the video on KZfaq almost a foreshadowing of things to come with KZfaq very smart man well missed
@SuperDevolution 5 жыл бұрын
KZfaq was already pretty big by 08. It took off almost immediately. IIRC, Google bought it in 06.
@gaylenewood7707 5 жыл бұрын
Well he didnt predict that KZfaq have assholes who is killing it..
@am33x 4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperDevolution yeah the cool youtube "broadcast yourself". Good old days. Now it's a children's playground.
@roryschweinfurter2601 4 жыл бұрын
I think that maybe he really was a time traveler ala Bill and Teds excellent adventures because he saw and said things that are happening right before our very eyes. How about televised beheadings years before ISIS started to do it. Now that's scary to me.
@slinkerdeer 4 жыл бұрын
@@gaylenewood7707 he said he is merely an observer watching the slow spiral of the drain humanity is going down, and enjoying the extreme human behavior along the way. So really KZfaq deteroriating is a part of that, so he did predict it lol
@minnermin 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like he's incredibly serious and people just laugh at it like it's a joke
@corporatetrash 4 жыл бұрын
He is serious and it is funny
@johnnytravis6697 4 жыл бұрын
ben flamini he’s 100% serious. I’m sure he moved past attempting to red pill people in one sitting. Likely his aim was to simply plant the seed and get people THINKING and at least recognizing how utterly helpless, dumb, and sedated we’ve become.
@King-Ransom 3 жыл бұрын
Everything he says is serious. There’s no debate
@ImGoingSupersonic 3 жыл бұрын
Because thats what it is
@1DaTJo 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I feel that too. He’s utterly serious and people can’t believe someone would be that honest so they laugh.
@geraldspencer1956 10 жыл бұрын
"Hey! Do you wanna see some pictures of my kid-?" "NO!!! Just describe them to me." Ha-ha!!! Classic! lol
@abc456f 4 жыл бұрын
I see these moms in my neighborhood. Three kids trailing behind, pushing the stroller with the toddler, and pregnant. Her role in life? Pushing out units.
@abc456f 4 жыл бұрын
@@MPeaches1958 The one I'm talking about is a Republican. Trump's tax breaks went to the rich.
@fluffynator6222 3 жыл бұрын
@@MPeaches1958 Ironically, this is a dream wife for many republicans: A unit pusher.
@ANTINATALIST_lewis 3 жыл бұрын
@@fluffynator6222 LOL 😂😂
@MurakamiTenshi 13 жыл бұрын
Carlin is right, kids today don't have a future because of what's happening now
@ANTINATALIST_lewis 3 жыл бұрын
Very true
@charlesmarkell163 3 жыл бұрын
Whats happening?
@charlesmarkell163 3 жыл бұрын
I can tell you whats happening nobody gives a shit. But the ones that do are very unique and carry a lot for this childhood society. People forget and they dont see what they are doing or causing and its a squeez the charmin ripple effect and get in the way this may be our last day
@charlesmarkell163 3 жыл бұрын
We all live in a nutshell do we?
@myfeelingsarehurt6655 3 жыл бұрын
@@charlesmarkell163 are you having a conversation with yourself or something?
@fuckweedMegafayce 10 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people come here to laugh at it as an abstraction or as being true. It is true
@HenryMcGuinnessGuitar 5 жыл бұрын
I laugh at it because no one else would be rude enough to say this stuff. These are all things that we are so polite and sensitive about. And it's almost unbearable to think that our kids have no future. So its an ideal subject for humour - something no one would say. I cried with laughter the first time I watched this, though I can't say I agree with all of it.
@waynej2608 4 жыл бұрын
@Inner Voice That's it. He's both real and surreal. He's also quite prescient. And faf!
@kausarukus 9 жыл бұрын
"Giselle is 5 and already she's had 9 periods" lmao
@ghettoblastah14 9 жыл бұрын
Probably from all the growth hormone in the meat
@ohwellwhateverr 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely a George Soros funded bot Someone doesn’t know how periods work
@howardOKC 4 жыл бұрын
I think George messed up the numbers here. 9 year old with 5 periods may have better effect.
@robertmorrison1657 4 жыл бұрын
@@howardOKC Would make more sense, but what he said was funnier because it is so unrealistic.
@howardOKC 4 жыл бұрын
@@robertmorrison1657 buddy, you explained it very well
@bryantmarsh6523 10 жыл бұрын
17 people can't get into the cheese club.
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 4 жыл бұрын
Bryant Marsh 320*
@phoneheaded 4 жыл бұрын
392*
@qwejxkwbdk 3 жыл бұрын
418*
@hubflower5433 2 жыл бұрын
562now
@Vipygaming 9 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Old man
@ShortFingeredShreder 9 жыл бұрын
Vipy *Old fuck*
@deagle2898 6 жыл бұрын
??
@Furykidxxx 6 жыл бұрын
Not only he wouldn't mind being called that, he actually called himself that in this exact special
@laughingskull3881 5 жыл бұрын
@@ShortFingeredShreder his name is George carlin btw
@JimBob-ky8sm 5 жыл бұрын
What I am is an old fuck. It's kinda like a fat fuck!
@DerpsGW 11 жыл бұрын
George Carlin sometimes speaks such truth, that I don't even find it funny because I'm genuinely horrified of the truth he speaks. This is one of those times.
@zaidaldweiriproductions5416 4 жыл бұрын
oh boi if you see it today
@abrahampalmer8761 Жыл бұрын
Same
@Sameoldfitup 2 жыл бұрын
“Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?”― Tennessee Williams.
@renzraule2954 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't even replace your husband...he's already done enough damage as it is" My wife dies in laughter...
@ronskancke8166 2 жыл бұрын
The husband is second only to the damage some of the liberated women have done. Karen's included!
@robertslydell6990 6 жыл бұрын
"Hey Jeff, want a kid?".... LOL
@mikelisle7202 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine the fun he'd be having if he were around today....Carlin was the best
@Music-tk5oq 5 жыл бұрын
He would be dissing Trump "BIG TIME"!!!
@IndelibleHD 2 жыл бұрын
@@Music-tk5oq This aged well. You mean your idiot president Biden that you voted for.
@Music-tk5oq 2 жыл бұрын
@@IndelibleHD i dont vote at all , never did, never will.
@IndelibleHD 2 жыл бұрын
@@Music-tk5oq Looks like you're half the problem then. The other half voted for Biden.
@trillfa9774 2 жыл бұрын
@@IndelibleHD i’m pretty sure he wouldn’t have been a big fan of Trump or Biden.
@Muhammad-bv4uu 5 жыл бұрын
"Have you pictured what this planet is gonna be like in 40 -50 years. Its gonna be a big smoking ball of shit" Damn George you werr right all along
@Guitarman7133 5 жыл бұрын
ITS NOT A PLANET. THERE IS NO BALL.
5 жыл бұрын
@@Guitarman7133 I'd love to hear what Carlin thinks about flat Earth
@Guitarman7133 5 жыл бұрын
@ Carlin has to explain to GOD why there is ''no up there'', then get busy and raking them coals.
@liamroberts7512 5 жыл бұрын
We're not quite there yet, give it some more time 😂
@mattjones7621 2 жыл бұрын
Even though I thought that was hilarious, he was right. The only thing is, it hasn't taken forty years for it to be a smoking ball of shit.
@n3v3rg01ngback 4 жыл бұрын
The sublime pleasure of playing video games, drinking vodka, and listening to grandpa George tell it like it is.
@doodelay 9 жыл бұрын
"That's what's gonna happen, that's what's gonna happen" XD
@vlada881 5 жыл бұрын
"their new ride around lawn , with the two-toned horn and the GPS in case they get lost on the lawn"
@lalonde2012 9 жыл бұрын
This is by far one of the greatest comics of all time. I notice the culture difference it is very hard for my people to accept the truth but the good old apology is validation if your opinion offends.
@michaeljames2564 5 жыл бұрын
"It's gonna be a big ball of shit!" Omg, I miss him so much. There will never be another like him. Greatest ever, IMO.
@NolaMegN 10 жыл бұрын
Do you wanna see pictures of my kids? NOOOOOOO. lmao. Thats so me...
@jamesrichardwilliam22 4 жыл бұрын
This man has a lot of wisdom and speaks on what it is to be truly human with compassion and no arrogance.
@Estusstew 5 жыл бұрын
His old stuff is really good but I think his material got better and better as he progressed through his career
@nickbarcheck1019 2 жыл бұрын
He's so right. The last thing a single childfree man like me wants to hear about is your spouse and children.
@MattHadder Жыл бұрын
I am not single and I have kids. I, also don't give a shit about your kids
@joeconley1981 5 жыл бұрын
he was a true genius.
@mersa316 5 жыл бұрын
Wow. I never knew Carlin even knew KZfaq existed. It's completely different than it is now but holy shit. I feel much less disconnected from him and his later era after hearing him say "KZfaq"
@Music-tk5oq 5 жыл бұрын
I hardly knew what youtube was back in '08 cause I wasn't using a computer yet.
@SuperDevolution 5 жыл бұрын
Carlin always kept up to date with trends on the Internet. He referenced Wikipedia on this same special.
@JoeyLevenson 4 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. I had a channel back in 06, even before the word youtuber was created. He had 3 good years of chances to reference it.
@EsotericOccultist 8 жыл бұрын
Why would someone dislike this?
@uncleankie9436 7 жыл бұрын
baby having idiots
@stressbelden5869 7 жыл бұрын
esoteriOccultist..... Maybe because he preaches hate. It's Carlin's way or the highway.
@gregoryashton 5 жыл бұрын
Religious nuts
@j-c9890 5 жыл бұрын
Cause it’s “offensive” image today. MSM would kill him
@ohmygosh4761 5 жыл бұрын
Not everyone finds everything he says funny. Its quite simple
@susieenglish302 4 жыл бұрын
I turn my hearing aids off when people talk about their kids
@chrisp7110 3 жыл бұрын
I love this man. He was trying to tell people what they needed to hear not what they want them to hear. We grew up brainwashed in the USA.
@abrahampalmer8761 Жыл бұрын
Big time
@bobpeterman7613 4 жыл бұрын
George Carlin can never be beat or topped. He is the man.
@overthetoppranks 5 жыл бұрын
George Carlin saying KZfaq is so transcendent
@JoeyLevenson 4 жыл бұрын
Jaden B and eBay!
@mario123m 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq was already huge in 2007 you know.
@77S7E7A7N77 3 жыл бұрын
The noise he makes when pumping out a unit has me in tears
@phillockit265 6 ай бұрын
George is sorely missed
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival 4 жыл бұрын
This should be mandatory viewing for every workplace
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@DOOM-cf8xj 4 жыл бұрын
Somebody check on the one guy that shouted "woo" when Carlin said "Giselle is 5 and already she's had 9 periods." lol
@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 3 жыл бұрын
All caps when u spell the mans name..
@moonlightwite 12 жыл бұрын
George is a miracle, if only people had more sense like him.
@TRafael82 Жыл бұрын
I understand his frustration. I've been trying to wake up people for a large part of my life. It's exhausting. You have to be strong and able to keep motivated to not get bitter. Its a hard job. You often stand alone. Even when your surrounded by people it can feel alone.
@OfftheChainz Жыл бұрын
How do you manage it? It's killing me on the inside at the moment.
@slaturwinters1828 Жыл бұрын
Welcome to a world that doesnt give a shit about you.
@AnonYmous-spyonmepls 8 ай бұрын
@@OfftheChainzI just laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation. Give up your needs, face your fears, once you have done that you are free.
@eohrefare7346 4 жыл бұрын
Man the conviction in his tone and eyes, this man ain't doing standup he's riffing from the dome. All time OG comedian
@sbsanni 3 жыл бұрын
Understand the threshold of the most important knowledge kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oJ5ppq143pm3ZYk.html
@abc456f 10 ай бұрын
Nope, he rehearsed vigilantly. Every word, gesture, facial expression. If you do some research on him, you'll find it's the truth.
@slartybardfarst52 7 жыл бұрын
i thought it was just me felt this way , superb
@colinhoward2064 8 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant right to the end.
@JimBob-ky8sm 5 жыл бұрын
"Pumping out a unit. Buboom!". That's all it is too!
@Cedarsedge 4 жыл бұрын
We need George even more today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@RDog4484 15 жыл бұрын
"I'm gettin real sick of guys named Todd!" XD one of my favorite skits that he ever did
@Gasana_ 4 жыл бұрын
11 years damnn You still alive???
@RDog4484 3 жыл бұрын
BURZAKA STEEL Sure am!
@Gasana_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@RDog4484 woah!! you are like an ancestor
@RDog4484 3 жыл бұрын
BURZAKA STEEL I have seen much, young one.
@chrisgabele75 4 жыл бұрын
God rest your soul George, we wished you were still around.
@bobpeterman7613 4 жыл бұрын
George Carlin was the very best. There will never be another.
@capt.molyneaux7037 4 жыл бұрын
Beyond Brilliant....sublime !!
@Sealust50 5 жыл бұрын
"I call it 'pumping out a unit'!!! . . . Ohhhh, but it's Sooooooo SPECIAL!!!" FINALLY, somebody actually has the guts to tell it like it totally is regarding KIDS!!! Special ONLY to the egotistical parents who "pumped out a unit"
@TiffanyRay 3 жыл бұрын
Kids are the most special beings on this planet Meanwhile Ronald over there is picking at his boogers and eating them
@khaleddekar2188 3 жыл бұрын
The pictures these little gargoyles 😂😂😂😂🤣
@michaelwinfrey7705 3 жыл бұрын
That is exactly why I never decided to have kids.
@adamgarman2555 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for choosing compassion.
@abrahampalmer8761 2 жыл бұрын
Same tbh I don't care about the youth never did and never will.
@TikiTimeWave 3 жыл бұрын
Parents are like “ I really like me . There should be more of me on this planet” ----David cross
@stephanomarr6829 5 жыл бұрын
George Carlin, JUST HIS NAME means greatness one of the greatest talents of MY GENERATION, 2019,HIS story telling IS TIMELESS....PS RIP IN the AFTERLIFE....
@thirdtemple9179 2 жыл бұрын
It’s surreal to think George Carlin and KZfaq coexisted for a period of a couple years
@Furykidxxx 6 жыл бұрын
Love the bit when he says that the planet will be like a big ball of smoking steaming shit. He's 1000% right!
@UnitTheory 5 жыл бұрын
lmfao! i laughed my ass off when he said that you even felt his disgust
@carbonio28 4 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece material here 💯💯👌👌👌👌
@formatzone2920 8 жыл бұрын
Geez, he was here just a minute ago!
@jkgramps 5 жыл бұрын
Just six weeks before George moved onto the next plane. What a comic genius! When I first started listening to Carlin (early 70's), he made me laugh. In later years, he made me think. Love George!!
@deagle2898 6 жыл бұрын
when ı heard it first "pumping out of unit" ı thought of a army recruit , born to serve for the army , so he can die for a lost cause .... :/
@katyungodly 4 жыл бұрын
Soldiers are fodder to protect the American corporations
@deagle2898 4 жыл бұрын
@@katyungodly i somewhat doubt but i can see ur point
@natelarouge7620 3 жыл бұрын
Keeping fetuses alive so they can become dead soldiers
@khalilrahme5227 3 жыл бұрын
@@deagle2898 well if you believe carlin himself in his quote "conservatives want live babies so they can be dead soldiers"
@StressRUs 2 жыл бұрын
If we cared about our children, we would never have brought them into a dying world. Stress R Us
@redgat96 14 жыл бұрын
"And don't replace your husband -- he's done enough fucking damage as it is." Hysterical !!!
@sittingturtleduck 3 жыл бұрын
the first 20 seconds is literal 2020 humor...."oh to be in a coma"
@countryprideisfoolish1415 3 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂 nice profile pic.
@charlesmarkell163 3 жыл бұрын
Counter culture. Yes media. Resisters its all unit. But remember zappa
@kimkochel8157 3 жыл бұрын
I was blessed to see Mr Carlin with my Dad(also a George)we lost 2 weeks ago today. 20 days before his 89th birthday. Thank you George Carlin and my Dad,George. Love both of you. From a Canadian fan. 🇨🇦❤❤🙏😎✌🌈🦋
@Sclumsy 8 ай бұрын
As amazing as he was, it’s definitely a blessing for him that he passed away when he did. He would definitely be overwhelmingly infuriated with today’s society. However he’d have no shortage of things to complain about.
@TheFrenchfries007 7 жыл бұрын
"You might want to call FEMA." omg lol!!!!
@dannieallen2801 3 жыл бұрын
As always George you are awesome never get tired of your thoughts
@ANTINATALIST_lewis 3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@alancoker1459 5 жыл бұрын
I Love George Carlin. May he rest in peace. He went from being politically correct to F--- you
@Music-tk5oq 5 жыл бұрын
Political correctness was irritating him so he bitched & complained about it 2 feel better.
@thethunderidesconepalendur8198 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody fucking cares if you snow flake tell about your stupid fake love
@katyungodly 4 жыл бұрын
When was he ever politically correct?
@jonncockrell3606 3 жыл бұрын
Carlin was an original. If he was ever pc it was back in the 60s when he was starting, but that era didn't last long.
@twmax6525 5 жыл бұрын
Literally right about everything.
@IronCriterion 10 жыл бұрын
The future's going to be a living hell, rife with pain and misery. Your children are welcome to it.
@benstevinson764 3 жыл бұрын
You're Absolutely Correct! The Future is HELL!!!
@petite0salope 11 жыл бұрын
Watching this and Carlin's "Kids and Parents" should be required viewing for anyone who procreates and uses social media.
@A-FrameWedge Жыл бұрын
Only people who like to hear stories of someone’s children is so when it is their turn to talk about their kids, they can tell you how much better their kids are than yours.
@xYouthAttackx 5 жыл бұрын
"In case they got lost on their lawn..." HAHAHHAHAA
@andersstook3273 Жыл бұрын
-"'A stinking ball of shit'.We can see it coming any day now just as Carlin predicted.
@MARTINADBA1980 3 жыл бұрын
Forget about the second coming of Jesus, I really want a second coming of George Carlin ;)
@charlesmarkell163 3 жыл бұрын
That would be me.but i dont think most of you could hack it.
@charlesmarkell163 3 жыл бұрын
I got to meet him and go to his homestead and now i was one of his favorites but my mother loved him my mom went into a coma serious coma nobody could make her come out of it. Just by him showing up he actually woke my mom out of her coma. Any way i was trained just the same way right things down but now its waiting for its bad ass to get kicked.
@professional.commentator 3 жыл бұрын
GradeAUnderA is probably the closest we have right now 😅
@charlesmarkell163 3 жыл бұрын
@@professional.commentator thank you
@jrunberg 5 жыл бұрын
73 couples pumped out a unit.
@Ruiruifu 5 жыл бұрын
94 now
@zedlz 2 жыл бұрын
what
@davidhicks363 5 жыл бұрын
Funniest man i have ever heard... Hands down!
@inthecards7535 4 жыл бұрын
Carlin was really poetic too. Anybody hear his "incomplete list of impolite words"? It's awesome
@irwinf7044 4 жыл бұрын
I hope to be George Carlin when I grow old.....
@Terlin1466 10 жыл бұрын
lol George just makes you laught too much
@christlopherbrandimarte4520 4 жыл бұрын
Saw Carlin live five or six times....just brilliant...delivery, thoughts, nothing staged, pure truisms, with a dose of cynicism, sarcasm, and a dash of time.
@anriric23 13 жыл бұрын
now this is a true comedian
@matthewsteenbergen7847 4 жыл бұрын
Mothers popping Out A Baby Factory, Assembly line!
@jamesrichardwilliam22 4 жыл бұрын
If you really see past his seemingly hate for kids, he actually loves children and understands the need to be free of expectations and autocratic parents artificially controlling and paralysing their kids. Totally loves this man.
@skellymom 11 жыл бұрын
I have a kid and this standup is funny!
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