This was fun. And here's what I wish I'd said • Tom Ward - Roast Battl... Courtesy of Comedy Central UK
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@hithere92352 жыл бұрын
I'm very confused. This wasn't even close, Tom slaughtered him.
@mindaugassavela35972 жыл бұрын
agree
@joselimai2 жыл бұрын
No, they where close, but Darren was better...
@99Plastics2 жыл бұрын
@@joselimai mate the fact the audience was dead silent during that shit joke should have been instant elimination
@kairahaither4972 жыл бұрын
The irony lol
@timyorke81662 жыл бұрын
@@mindaugassavela3597 Z%%
@ghostinthemachine2092 жыл бұрын
There was no contest on this. Tom was a clear winner. All of his roasts were clever and had much better punchlines.
@therealxunil2 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. That accordion reference was a brick.
@nickhimself Жыл бұрын
You're wrong, though... because professional comedians judged Tom the loser. Like... how do you believe you're more qualified to judge this than three comedians who earn paychecks doing comedy, and a studio audience who agreed with their consensus? They laughed more at Darren's jokes. Darren was the better comedian during this roast and he didn't even comment on Tom looking like Dollar Store Austin Powers
@ghostinthemachine209 Жыл бұрын
@@nickhimself what a dumb comment. Darren won by literally 1 vote. Jimmy Carr gave the W to Tom, Katherine said she only gave the W to Darren because of a joke on the end and Johnathan Ross said "it was too close for him to want to pick". So it was hardly a unanimous vote for Darren. His jokes weren't good. He wasn't anywhere as funny as Tom. The difference is night and day. It's obvious what's going on here 🤣. Let's give black dude a win for reparations and to to show how many social justice points we can win
@vengefulcloud233711 ай бұрын
That’s a terrible argument. Im mean..Like “professional” cops, lawyers and the people who run our countries get paid(extremely well) to do their jobs.. are you saying you don’t question half the shit they say or do?🤣 Let alone the fact that the funniest(by a mile) of the 3 judges thought Tom was the winner🤷♂️
@danielreed51996 ай бұрын
@@nickhimself It has been 11 months now, hopefully you have got yourself a dictionary and looked up the word "subjective". To be objective though, Darren literally died on stage during one of his jokes, they only get 5 jokes each, that is a 20% fail rate. Also, Toms jokes were a lot cleverer, Darren sounded like a kid in the playground with the way he delivered his simple 1 line insults. "Where's your accordion?" wow... that blew me away, he must have spent months working on that one, figuring out the correct order of the the 3 words must have been a huge challenge for him. Also again... Jonathan Ross is not actually a comedian he is a film critic and broadcaster, it is a bit like Simon Cowell judging talent when he obviously doesn't have any himself. Also.. once more why do you think that Darren should have said that Tom looks like a Dollar Store Austin Powers?? you realise this is a UK TV program with a mainly UK audience we don't have Dollar Stores here we have Pound Shops ffs. If he used your joke he would have bombed twice, but then again you sound American so it makes sense, you lot like to bomb things twice to get your message across.
@followtheboat2 жыл бұрын
The GTA joke was class but Tom was consistently better in each round.
@wildchild00032 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I definitely agree. I liked Darren, but one of his jokes wasn’t really even understood by the audience or the judges lol
@richosull2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, Tom smashed that.
@JamesThompsonsMusic2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@poolboy62 жыл бұрын
The Rob Beckett and Bleached Asshole jokes definitely beat out the GTA joke.
@NandiCollector Жыл бұрын
agree
@gesunelson2 жыл бұрын
Tom was stronger. I felt like his lines were more nuanced. Jimmy got it right.
@squalloogal2 жыл бұрын
“Where’s your accordion?” That’s going to haunt Tom for years to come. The Rob Beckett teeth joke was my favourite.
@kurtsudheim8252 жыл бұрын
I know, hire did nobody talk about that, even Darren keeled over
@smithryansmith Жыл бұрын
@@kurtsudheim825 it was the best joke of the set. this was an embarrassing decision. Only Jimmy had standards.
@kingspeshalist26392 жыл бұрын
The judges roasted Tom better than Tom's actual opponent did. Shit wasnt even close
@fishsick2 жыл бұрын
Tom slaughtered him, poor judging
@bovinicide2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, Tom's was much edgier, more brutal and funnier.
@kurtsudheim8252 жыл бұрын
How did nobody talk about the Bob Beckett joke, even Darren couldn't contain himself
@wesleymatthews64092 жыл бұрын
Tom won by a mile... It wasn't even close... Jimmy Carr is obviously the only one paying attention...
@jakeplackett72542 жыл бұрын
Agreed Tom won it by far
@paulallen73662 жыл бұрын
The C in black country was an amazing line. Easy winner
@uatu30212 жыл бұрын
Darren got some good shots in, but Sargent Pepper's Lonely Heart delivered a more consistent beat down, and that makes me angry.
@TheMusicalElitist Жыл бұрын
Sergeant*
@takingbackprofits12802 жыл бұрын
Tom killed it... Judges are very wrong on this one.
@TheTilitus2 жыл бұрын
This Austin Powers looking guy is amazing!
@TomWardComedian2 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@pbateman67752 жыл бұрын
Toms Beckett joke was by far the best
@jaybestnz6 ай бұрын
The Rob Beckett in blackface joke was amazing. 😂
@DannyWood79895 ай бұрын
This joke alone won it.
@seanreardon11652 жыл бұрын
Come on judges. This feels too politically correct. Tom was *CLEARLY* the winner!
@tombstonerforever93742 жыл бұрын
Maybe they felt bad as Darren list his first roast battle.
@99Plastics2 жыл бұрын
@@tombstonerforever9374 theyve shat on plenty ppl for first roast
@Chicanery_Artifice Жыл бұрын
maybe because jonathon ross mentioned that "jimmy won't be voting for darren because he's a racist", despite it being a joke, it kind of set an unspoken expectation. just a thought, not sure.
@brucegreg18592 жыл бұрын
Tom Won hands down!
@jamie793372 жыл бұрын
Tom on a different level
@NC-ck5oj2 жыл бұрын
When i first saw Tom, I immediately wanted him to lose because of his creepy appearance and aura but come one, he definitely won. I think we'll see much more from him, just hopefully it wont be for his sex crimes
@ThestuffthatSaralikes2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!
@helicrashpro2 жыл бұрын
WTF, Jimmy was the only judge to call this fairly.
@UmeastudentTV2 жыл бұрын
Tom was far better, more consistent, original and every joke hit home. The GTA joke was awesome though :).
@SH-qs7ee7 ай бұрын
Not sure it was better than the bleached asshole joke though though
@Tkieron2 жыл бұрын
Wow the laughs are so boosted they actually hurt my ears with headphones on despite the rest of the video being fine.
@TomWardComedian2 жыл бұрын
yes the joys of TV
@zero110104 ай бұрын
5:56 The silence is deafening and the bell sound was absolutely hilarious.
@MoonlitMedows2 жыл бұрын
Man, this is such an amazing show!
@Matthew_0072 жыл бұрын
Tom won that by a mile.
@mikewood65282 жыл бұрын
How the fuck did Darren win that? Tom won hands down
@Joel-uv5tg2 жыл бұрын
Darren got tumbleweed.... I've never heard tumbleweed.... his other jokes were weak and he couldn't stop laughing at Tom's jokes.... ummmm what was that decision?
@lisalacapitana10 ай бұрын
I thought the accordion joke was a hilarious slow burn just to F with Tom, which he took the bait on, looking all around. Keep this one! I'm still kind of laughing bc it totally took him off his game for a bit. Unintentional - but worked out for me!
@robwalton36862 жыл бұрын
The Rob Beckett joke was so good
@forshizzlemywizzle2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if I’m broken but “Where’s your accordion?” was my favourite joke of the whole roast. I felt like it said everything it needed to say in 3 words.
@andrewsmith18622 жыл бұрын
I think we can all agree that Tom won. But the black rob beckett had me in stitches
@leoscheibelhut9402 жыл бұрын
I thought the "Where's your accordion?" joke was killer, because even though no one, myself included, got it, it completely stopped Tom's brain function for nearly a minute. He had absolutely nothing to comeback with. Darren blew his chance to crush Tom by waiting for laughs that never came instead of piling on more jokes while Tom was speechless.
@theobreitenbach91 Жыл бұрын
FWIW, I thought it was to add on to his Mumford & Sons joke, as that band (in)famously uses accordions. Thus, if Tom is in that band, he must use an accordion. QED. That said, the joke crashing and burning as hard as it did was for me the funniest moment of the whole roast. :-)
@julieproctor6039 Жыл бұрын
Ditto
@edwin54192 жыл бұрын
Really? Darren bombed and still won? Clearly rigged. Tom was savage and hilarious
@nigelreed2 жыл бұрын
Tom won in my opinion.
@MattHolstein Жыл бұрын
Oh man, I loved Tom on The Big Bang Theory!
@TheFounderUtopia Жыл бұрын
"Haggard old face" is the most brutal takedown in this video and it wasn't even during a roast. XD
@TheDandonian2 жыл бұрын
Hayley from Coronation Street had this won all day long.
@loganoutlaw97692 жыл бұрын
Tbh it was cool to see them both smile and shake hands before judging. In that sense we all won. Best of to them both. ( Tom won fu he got robbed =P )
@geekysmalls2 жыл бұрын
Great work Tom, I've seen you a few times at backyard thanks for the "Cher"....
@zemvk Жыл бұрын
Tom was better through out. But the real winner is the sound guy who played the church bell sound at the accordion joke.
@cookiemonster2082 жыл бұрын
Tom, you clearly won! Didn't realize I was watching this on your channel until I scrolled down to make this comment.
@L4DReaver2 жыл бұрын
Tom had bangers all throughout, Darren had 2 bangers and 2 meh. The funniest part though was Jonathan Ross tryna act like he's DOWN WITH THE KIDS by pretending like he got the GTA joke lmao.
@101TB1012 жыл бұрын
To be fair I think he is actually into games. Oddly I think he partly owns his own game dev studio
@Theonevidz2 жыл бұрын
Jonathan literally publishes games and owns shit tons of gaming history and old consoles. He’s a proper gamer
@karigisla11 ай бұрын
dude watch just two seconds of his hour long tour of his office where he shows the fraction of an insane nerd cave with the biggest nerd toys and every console ever amongst some ancient super computer for video games amongst his current setup, he is definitely a gamer and hes not down with the kids he looks down at the kids for being pathetic at video games if anything, your way out of pocket here dude and that's very ageist statement to just assume that he doesn't know what gta is, he was even hired by microsoft to work on the xbox one as an executive producer, he also worked on halo 3 amongst other games, he is a veteran gamer
@ONLYJDkettlebels2 жыл бұрын
Tom won by a landslide! Wtf- he was so much better
@GrungeMaster922 жыл бұрын
Bro that jacket swag
@KorhalKk2 жыл бұрын
The Robert Beckett character was the best joke in this video.
@victorb5 Жыл бұрын
Both of you were great. Love the UK version of this, has a nicer vibe than the US one.
@whatk8edo1532 жыл бұрын
He missed a good one : You look like if Austin Powers was never unfrozen and was just left to decay in his time machine.
@ROOKTABULA Жыл бұрын
Much MUCH better than the last clip I watched with anti-laugh hack, Joe Lycett
@iggysixx Жыл бұрын
...and Tom 'the Psych' Ward. Epic introduction. Dope nickname
@glados4765 Жыл бұрын
If your opponent is that confident to go out there in that outfit with that haircut, you know you about to get destroyed.
@BaldWolf2 жыл бұрын
Tom Ward won this
@blinkyboy862 жыл бұрын
First second of seeing Tom Ward I thought Gareth Southgate had dressed up as a Beatle.
@changvue6522 жыл бұрын
Funny stuff 😂
@jonathanrussell5942 жыл бұрын
The gta joke.. Tom killed it.
@HardlyQuinn2 жыл бұрын
Wow Tom was clearly miles ahead all the way. Not so much as a smile cracked for Darren
@jamiesucie26852 жыл бұрын
The Rob Beckett slam won it for me
@kaylinrajah35952 жыл бұрын
Tom should have won, hands down
@florianluo8131 Жыл бұрын
the black country one just got me :D
@yannah1592 жыл бұрын
Darren’s joke about Toms haircut, shape of his head, accordion!
@GaretheDen Жыл бұрын
This was over as soon as that Rob Beckett joke popped out.
@paulover50162 жыл бұрын
The Rob Beckett joke was superior to the GTA one, the result was a bit of PC madness
@cauliflowerhead27352 жыл бұрын
I really liked Tom! I wish he'd won.
@paulsmithspearlywhites88882 жыл бұрын
If Gareth Southgate dressed up as Austin Powers...
@blankname66292 жыл бұрын
The accordion joke killed
@charlie2.0482 жыл бұрын
Were the judges incredibly stoned? Tom should have won that. Sure Darren was okay but his jokes were mostly quite uninspired.
@LHyoutube2 жыл бұрын
That GTA clothes joke totally won it for me! 😂
@walterbishop16972 жыл бұрын
You really can't judge a book by it's cover! I thought the black guy was going to trounce the Austin Power knock off. Damn I was wrong.
@celestialnubian Жыл бұрын
Tom had better control of this battle. I don't know what the judges were thinking.
@lildoc Жыл бұрын
Tom's jokes were really clever without being racist at the slightest! Well done!
@desertdaisymarie69512 жыл бұрын
I think Tom won it..
@hankscorpio892811 ай бұрын
1:05 I’m thinking this set designer plays Warhammer 40k 😂
@mistermagnifico2 жыл бұрын
Tom had clearly gone for the Howard Wollowits look
@robzbank2 жыл бұрын
Tom won that hands down but that was hilarious
@distrbdherts Жыл бұрын
all day Howard Wolowitz, I mean Tom, this vote was almost trade marked by disney and netflix
@tombalabombification Жыл бұрын
they both were hilarious!!! i have to say though Tom should have won by a mile
@JCJW101 Жыл бұрын
Darren needed to be way harsher, Tom absolutely smashed this
@bryancutler62012 жыл бұрын
Wtf Tom killed this...that racist Beckham joke was hilariously i think he won
@metou3072 Жыл бұрын
Dudes gums are so dark he spits yoo- hoo
@TheDopekitty9 ай бұрын
Tom looks like Jon Heder, lmfao
@andyc1909 Жыл бұрын
I thought Jimmy was gonna say in reply to JR - I can only see one winner😉
@egericoolast2 жыл бұрын
kudos for keeping in the judges giving the victory to Darren.
@noahrussell20432 жыл бұрын
You were robbed!!
@noahrussell20432 жыл бұрын
Of the win
@mmhcreates2 жыл бұрын
@@noahrussell2043 indeed. Ross seemed disingenuous with his vote for the gta reference.
@morganarutsatz67365 ай бұрын
Tom is dressed like Tom Cruise playing Austin Powers in this set.
@TomWardComedian4 ай бұрын
I'll take that
@morganarutsatz67364 ай бұрын
@@TomWardComedian didn't say you didn't look good. just did a double take when I saw you for first time. Loved your delivery.
@RRobbie19 ай бұрын
Suprised there wasn’t a joke about how he looks like an even more rapey Austin powers
@DMG3802 жыл бұрын
I thought the Rob Beckett joke was a sure winner
@robpayne29182 жыл бұрын
I swear I saw Eurgh in the audience
@gingerjester28702 жыл бұрын
Robbed
@Sleviron10 ай бұрын
Tom's jokes wasn't really personal, it was all just kinda "meh insults". Obviously darren won because his jokes actually had references in them. Tom's appearence is making him the easiest target to hit
@MultiMolly212 жыл бұрын
Growing up in an Anglo family, dinner was this kind of roast; refining --as we were-- my sister brother and I, our insulting skills. This is an ancient art; came West with the Colonials, and I had to unlearn it to fit in on Long Island, where my inbred Southern parents wound up. Nobody thought it was funny. We howled all through dinner at home, not the least of which was at ourselves. I came home, in a way, to KZfaq and British humor. Ah, heritage !
@olliefoxx7165 Жыл бұрын
Your "inbred Southern parents"? Don't blame your retardation on genetics. You achieved that all on your own. How does "Southern inbreds" end up in Long Island? Their Make A Wish kid won a vacation and that's where they picked to die? Still hanging on eh. Spending your time making up bs lies on KZfaq while your parents suffer in Long Island. Make that Wish already and blow the candles out already.
@woosterchik9 ай бұрын
I’m American. I feel like I missed a reference on the accordion joke against tom?
@issacoh4775 Жыл бұрын
That GTA joke was honestly top tier but the rest of his jokes were a bit lackluster compared to Tom's. Tom overall should have won
@paulabes42202 жыл бұрын
The white guy should have won. His one joke had they black guy losing it and made him stutter on the start of his next reply joke...
@iversongrijalva78742 жыл бұрын
I mean no offense but what the actual fuck 😂😂😂
@Violent_crimes2 жыл бұрын
Tom wiped the floor with darren what the hell
@justintaylor1758 Жыл бұрын
Tom looks like Austin powers n hamburglers love child
@jamesbutler62535 ай бұрын
Tom won by miles but the judges didn't feel it.
@erickelly1323 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Darren didn't make a Willy Wanka joke. Like, "I really love the look Tom. You look like the nonce version of Willy Wanka. Instead of a tour of a factory, you give the kids a tour of your run down van, that says 'Free Candy'."