I remember in an interview for the Lighthouse, he said that when people started taking notice of him, he didn't feel like he had anything interesting to say so he just made shit up. He just started saying dumb shit to seem interesting. This is a man who's entire public life is another movie role. A prolonged, lifelong role.

Robert Pattinson’s personality is like what would happen if you *actually* made a 17 year old immortal.

There are three types of people in this world, and Robert Pattinson is all of them: Racoon, Ballerina, Gremlin

I have a crush on RP. Like HARD.

Casting the real-life Joker as Batman was an inspired choice

Are we not mentioning the time he went on a date with his stalker because he was lonely and ended up turning her off so bad she never stalked him again?

He is just British, self deprecating sarcastic and facetious he hates the press and just wants to do his job, so he isn't interested in playing the Hollywood game , and when interviewed will talk about the project but nothing personal . He went to private school his whole life and is very well educated, but was thought of as an underachiever yet still got great exam results, the guy is just smart and playing a game in public with the media .

Robert partisans eyes say the lights are on but nobody’s home

Adult babysitters are called caretakers. That said, Robert needs a caretaker.

i think that soul patch at the back of his head is supposed to hide the outlet for his charger that he plugs into at night

i feel like he listens to white noise for fun

Him and Jake Gyllenhaal were not birthed but were created

Someone needs to create a movie about a man trying to learn to be a ballerina and just throw robert pattinson in it

lovely video. and yes pattinson is the embodiment of what a chaotic chaotic would be. no evil. no neutral. just pure chaos.

my favorite thing is that he lied about seeing a clown die in his childhood during the water for elephants press tour

Robert Pattinson would be so excited to know you’re terrified of him I just know it

That haircut of his is like a reverse soul-patch.

I think my favorite lie he told in an interview was that he saw a clown get blown up in a little car the first time he went to a circus

he’s not even insane, he’s just an enigma on a different plane of existence

Well, I guess he just isn't like the other girls

True I have NO idea what Robert Pattinson does at ALL outside of film and even then he does that hardly

surprised how many people have never seen that haircut whenever i show it to them... sad life not knowing about it

usually i just think of celebrities as normal people but i can’t imagine robert as like a human. not that he’s a vampire just he’s not of this world

im dying at acting breaking down to "professional lying"

"why DOES HE SOUND LIKE THAT?????" It's his inner gremlin

Honestly I think rob is the realest most normal person like the rest of earth. The only thing that sets him apart is that he’s a celebrity that doesn’t try to hide anything and pretend to be perfect. He just himself, chillin but open about shit.

i remember i used to love watching interviews with him back in the twilight days, to this day i still say 'i run like a cheesestring' because he said it and i still have NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS YET I KIND OF DO?? (cheesestring is a snack idk if americans have it)

so Robert Pattinson is an 80 year old racoon ballerina ? sounds like a great guy

I feel this way about Victoria Legrand, actually. Once after a Beach House show I saw her walk off stage where I could clearly see Off Stage and she just vanished. Just straight-up vanished once she left stage lights. She did it better than David Copperfield ever could.

There's a reason why I Stan this man and it's not because of his good looks.

0:45 it's confirmed: Robert Pattinson is Cotton Eye Joe

Fun fact: that video from GQ was made made last minute, originally he was supposed to go on a rollercoster and answer questions, but he prefered doing this. Its all completley improvised as well

you have two wolves inside you, one is a ballerina, one is a raccoon, the other is a little gremlin

my favorite robert pattinson moment is when he went on jimmy kimmel and lied about seeing a clown dying the first time he went on a circus for absolutely no reason

Your videos have 3am conversations with a sibling vibes

I believe that he is what all those people tried to wrote when they come out with a character like Sherlock (serie), Sheldon Cooper, etc. PLUS he has vibes like he mented to be a character of a indie coming on age film but something went wrong in the mix and instead of "slighty misterious and weird kid" he is just heavily misterious and, seriously, weird.

he gives me greasy water glass energy

After the angst party that was the Twilight saga Pattinson is just trying to become the total opposite of a 100 year old possessive teenager

Imagine walking down the street and seeing a celebrity just fully eating his phone

I wish I was brave enough to be like him in public lol

Robert Pattinson is the human embodiment of " God made me sentient and tbh that's his problem"

This is the real life embodiment of Chaotic Neutral

I believe he has said before in an interview that he purposely acts odd/ weird so people sort of avoid him. He seems to be very introverted lol, I appreciate him for his work and effort

I am so proud of him for getting himself to go out and **spoilers** Find that hotdog. A real champ

Robert Pattinson is just living his life and I'm here for it. Also a lot of celebrities were out there protesting with the regular folks Halsey even helped people who had been shot with rubber bullets and tear gas and Timothee Chalamet went to several protests. I agree celebrities are over valued but they can help inspire the people who look up to them John Boyega's speech at the BLM speeches made me cry. Also you have to watch The Lighthouse it's this interview in a movie with Willem Dafoe pure chaos

I'm very confused- but I kind of like him more now.

why did you expose me to the hot dog video, i’ll never sleep again

The 2 downvotes are from Robert Pattinson and his babysitter

He's what happens when a Taurus doesn't hide their weirdness lol

this is one hot blueberry

I hope people don't start saying Robert Pattinson is their spirit animal

Honestly if you haven't read the full article from GQ where he talks about that pasta dish you are missing out. It's....wild

Haven't related to anything more than "living, no thriving, in the Twilight Renaissance" 😭😂

“Why does he sound like Voldemort?” 😂😂😂 Also, respect for Cedric Diggory

Don't sell yourself short, you're blueberry cobbler at least

During the filming of GOF, says he didn’t talk to anyone, he would just sit there every day surrounded by tweens, drinking like two dozen cups of coffee in a styrofoam cup.

I've always loved Rob. Nobody bags on Twilight more than him and it's hilarious. He also reads and collects comic books and loves Doctor Who. (I mean, he's English, so not much of a shocker there) This video just made me love him even more.

My new idol: Robert Pattinson, Jeff Goldblums son

What most people don't get about that haircut is that it was a reaction to his film, Idol's Eye, being canceled the day he showed up on set to begin filming. The financer was crooked, and yanked the funding at the last moment. He had been growing his hair and a mustache for 6 months for the role, got to the set, discovered a film he had worked on for 3 years just had the plug pulled. He went right to the barber and got that haircut. It was an act of rebellion, and if your hair grew as fast as his does, it wouldn't have been a problem for you, either.

Unhinged in a good way means he's perfect for Bruce Wayne/Batman in my eyes.

Robert Pattinson is from the 4th dimension and when he appears in a movie, it's only a small portion of his true form we see. Then when he is done, he fades from our reality with a sigh and leaves behind the fresh scent of embalmed corpse.

I have a feeling that he's playing the long con and is memeing the press because he can 😂 I love this video Olivia!

I want to personally thank you for introducing me to the hot dog video I can’t believe I’ve never seen that masterpiece

I watched the entire hot dog video and it honestly seems like a fairly accurate depiction of how difficult simple things can be with severe anxiety. As someone who has struggled with agoraphobia and constantly dissociates due to anxiety in public, that video felt like such a familiar experience. It was chaotic and lighthearted and funny all at the same time

hii can you make a video about the psychology of people who are “in love” with criminals/murders

Agreed Rob deserves some rights. The only celebrity that deserves all rights is Danny DeVito

Nah girl thats the right type of entertainment i needed

The ‘wear the same clothes’ thing must be a Harry Potter actor thing 😳 Daniel Radcliffe did the same thing

Yall- i saw the thumbnail and i instantly spit out my water! What is that haircut?!

robert pattinson just really got absorbed into his role as cedric diggory and is discovering the muggle world for the first time

It’s 4 am and I’m getting my daily Robert Pattinson fix

the guy literally did a song with Death Grips , i think people/fanbase who do like him now are far different from his fans in 2008 (also the lighthouse was fkn good )

The hot dog video is literally what my social anxiety feels like

Robert Pattinson lives in a pocket dimension, you can't change my mind

Wait why did I hate him for years??? I feel the need to apologize this amount of feral energy is something I can really respect

I love that man so much and you didn't even mention his musical talents; he owes us an album.

He just seems to be the biggest troll ever lol

Everything about him is infinitely funnier bc he looks so much like my high school biology teacher who was constantly so stressed & basically just emotionally abused the class when they didn’t listen to him- also he swore by only eating 2 meals & drinking 5 cups of coffee a day

Robert Pattinson is the type of guy that would make a new KZfaq account with a random name and comment on a video about himself. Nice outro by the way.

you and strange eons would make a wonderful couple

I always thought he was trash, but then I saw Good Time and it completely changed my perception of him. He’s actually a really good actor!! And if you haven’t seen the movie I definitely recommend it!!!!

Robert Pattinson is the only actor that I will ever idolize

I honestly really love that dog in an elevator metaphor. Like wow, I love it. Damn. I’m a dog in an elevator. Powerful line. What an energy

I love your makeup!

Everyone: You smell like a crayon Robert Pattison: like I'm embalmed

I have never needed and agreed with a video so much in my life.

This just makes me love him more, why Stan a normal human when you can Stan an irl Gremlin who got hit in the head with a frying pan too many times.

You really should check how the singer Aurora talks on her interviews. Her ideas and explanations are amazing.

I can’t wait to see the Robert Pattinson biopic in like 20 years

Edward : A hundred year old angsty over protective vampire . Rob : " ugh I hate him ." Rob who is actually a living wax statue with a raccoon and ballerina living inside of him . 😂😂

Olivia: You think that I can't see what kind of man that you are... I F Y O U ' R E A M A N A T A L L Also he was apparently on a Death Grips album??!?

i am BEGGING you to watch the promo MySpace video of queen Hayley Williams and Robert Patterson basically on a date circa 2008 or so

You missed an opportunity to quote Seinfeld “not that there’s anything wrong with that”

robert is the chaotic evil to matthew gray gubler's chaotic good

Thank you for uploading, I've already watched all your videos.

Rob is one of the most harmlessly insane celebrities I can think of and I love him for it

hey olivia!! just wanted to say you’re so amazing...you’ve been my favorite youtuber for awhile and you inspired me to jump out of my comfort zone and create a channel of my own!! love you!! ❤️❤️

This is a wonderful video lmao haha I love the way you present this information

Drugs aside I don't do them so in my personal opinion my opinion is personal so I can't not

i just started watching this video but omg your hair is literal goals