"Hello. We bring you guilt, syphilis, and alcohol!" xD

One of the funniest stand-up shows EVER!

OMG gotta effing love Robin Williams. I've been watching the entire comedy routine in order, and i gotta say: I'm Canadian, and he made me laugh the hardest at the canadian jokes

Goes up to heaven says " 'Where are my Bitches?!...Here are your raisins!" LOL!

I liked it when his face lit up like that. lol

"Girl, you don't have to dress like a motherfucking beekeeper, forget that!"

"Have yew found Jaysussssss" Best fucking part.

Where are my bitches? Here are your Raisins! LMAO

"And St. Peter goes, hey Jesus, did you call a cab?" Oh boom.

lol thou shalt not wear a kilt!

Whoever saaid: 'That's not water' is undeniably right!

could you imagine this guy as a teacher lol.

Girl, you don't have to dress like a motherfucking bee keeper ! HAHAHAHHA ROFL !!!

"You mean that couldn't be a metaphor for the big bang?"

why does the quality get bad after 6? idk, but this is hillarious!!!

hahahaha i love that old man

"Jews with canapolts going ' Now!'" lol

he is so funny

I'm eating a pop tarts right now XD

"No, God just went click"

"Have you found Jesus?" People came to our door once and said that and my dad said "No, we're practicing Satanism."

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAD

O_O POP TARTS!

omg, this is so awesome :-D

Jihad literally means "exertion" pretty much. And not a kind of war, more or less about trying to do something like quit smoking. But this is still hilarous XD.

Ah, thanks for the correction.

@wordup2yourmother OF COURSE, BEST TEACHER EVER.

Guns and Moses.

@LailaMujahidah I totally agree ! this made me so sad ! :(

PART 8

Check out 7:30. He's REALLY sweating. Those lights must be hot. Very funny though

"6' 5" Arab on dialysis...Why is that so fucking hard to find?!" A question I'd like answered as well.

there must be something good in the water o__O

Frog legs are actually very yummy

Poptarts....

yes, i do answer the door naked...

@TheNorah1995 No, he's equally, unbiasedly prejudiced :)

People so uptight the English kicked them out.

"nope God just went "click"...so ur saying we r all desendendts of Adam and Eve so we r all cousins?...thats right...ridin din din din din din din" LMAO...im a christian and ifind this halarious

To be fare just lookin at his one comment he doesnt seem to be sticking up for him, although he may have said more than that.

aha we found the PC's sssssss its ok to beat the shit out of him but don't do the ethnic joke sssssssss lol

hes not making fun of reasonable people like when u hear a christian joke there usually talking about the extremist just look at all the crazy people who are in the muslim religion and laugh at how they are funny he dosent mean to insult reasonable people just the crazy ones

Please stop quoting the jokes, it ruins everything for people who haven't watched it before!!!!

re. the 72 virgins...in his Quranic commentary (Tafsir) of Surah Al-Rahman (55), verse 72: "The Prophet Muhammad was heard saying: 'The smallest reward for the people of paradise is an abode where there are 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine, and ruby, as wide as the distance from Al-Jabiyyah [a Damascus suburb] to Sana'a [Yemen]'."

is he against islam ? if he is I don't like him anymore ! :(