"Hello. We bring you guilt, syphilis, and alcohol!" xD
@Amenoxiel12 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest stand-up shows EVER!
@ZchibizroxZ15 жыл бұрын
OMG gotta effing love Robin Williams. I've been watching the entire comedy routine in order, and i gotta say: I'm Canadian, and he made me laugh the hardest at the canadian jokes
@Sethrezin15 жыл бұрын
Goes up to heaven says " 'Where are my Bitches?!...Here are your raisins!" LOL!
@msinclair199111 жыл бұрын
I liked it when his face lit up like that. lol
@Maxx_XIII15 жыл бұрын
"Girl, you don't have to dress like a motherfucking beekeeper, forget that!"
@nintendork094314 жыл бұрын
"Have yew found Jaysussssss" Best fucking part.
@excelon1312 жыл бұрын
Where are my bitches? Here are your Raisins! LMAO
@levelingup13 жыл бұрын
"And St. Peter goes, hey Jesus, did you call a cab?" Oh boom.
@Pharnax14 жыл бұрын
lol thou shalt not wear a kilt!
@Holydiver210714 жыл бұрын
Whoever saaid: 'That's not water' is undeniably right!
@wordup2yourmother14 жыл бұрын
could you imagine this guy as a teacher lol.
@tennischump14 жыл бұрын
Girl, you don't have to dress like a motherfucking bee keeper ! HAHAHAHHA ROFL !!!
@Koda92416 жыл бұрын
"You mean that couldn't be a metaphor for the big bang?"
@TheJonnyEnglish15 жыл бұрын
why does the quality get bad after 6? idk, but this is hillarious!!!
@badasstexasbunny14 жыл бұрын
hahahaha i love that old man
@Mumbleslove16 жыл бұрын
"Jews with canapolts going ' Now!'" lol
@sethskerrett15 жыл бұрын
he is so funny
@Mr.Kitksy7 жыл бұрын
I'm eating a pop tarts right now XD
@vampirephychic13 жыл бұрын
"No, God just went click"
@cutecumber450113 жыл бұрын
"Have you found Jesus?" People came to our door once and said that and my dad said "No, we're practicing Satanism."
Jihad literally means "exertion" pretty much. And not a kind of war, more or less about trying to do something like quit smoking. But this is still hilarous XD.
@AaronMk9115 жыл бұрын
Ah, thanks for the correction.
@mayabooba14 жыл бұрын
@wordup2yourmother OF COURSE, BEST TEACHER EVER.
@SadiChanMagellan12313 жыл бұрын
Guns and Moses.
@TheNorah199514 жыл бұрын
@LailaMujahidah I totally agree ! this made me so sad ! :(
@Ty31116 жыл бұрын
PART 8
@Raynar17 жыл бұрын
Check out 7:30. He's REALLY sweating. Those lights must be hot. Very funny though
@ProtestantIRA14 жыл бұрын
"6' 5" Arab on dialysis...Why is that so fucking hard to find?!" A question I'd like answered as well.
@pickachuuuuu12 жыл бұрын
there must be something good in the water o__O
@HashKeth13 жыл бұрын
Frog legs are actually very yummy
@Saotome42513 жыл бұрын
Poptarts....
@spaz56413 жыл бұрын
yes, i do answer the door naked...
@strawberryfetish13 жыл бұрын
@TheNorah1995 No, he's equally, unbiasedly prejudiced :)
@Blasted2Oblivion13 жыл бұрын
People so uptight the English kicked them out.
@MusicJunkie979716 жыл бұрын
"nope God just went "click"...so ur saying we r all desendendts of Adam and Eve so we r all cousins?...thats right...ridin din din din din din din" LMAO...im a christian and ifind this halarious
@iloveguitar33812 жыл бұрын
To be fare just lookin at his one comment he doesnt seem to be sticking up for him, although he may have said more than that.
@patamon313 жыл бұрын
aha we found the PC's sssssss its ok to beat the shit out of him but don't do the ethnic joke sssssssss lol
@maluse22714 жыл бұрын
hes not making fun of reasonable people like when u hear a christian joke there usually talking about the extremist just look at all the crazy people who are in the muslim religion and laugh at how they are funny he dosent mean to insult reasonable people just the crazy ones
@Oxpost14 жыл бұрын
Please stop quoting the jokes, it ruins everything for people who haven't watched it before!!!!
@mikaylaboo115 жыл бұрын
re. the 72 virgins...in his Quranic commentary (Tafsir) of Surah Al-Rahman (55), verse 72: "The Prophet Muhammad was heard saying: 'The smallest reward for the people of paradise is an abode where there are 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine, and ruby, as wide as the distance from Al-Jabiyyah [a Damascus suburb] to Sana'a [Yemen]'."
@TheNorah199514 жыл бұрын
is he against islam ? if he is I don't like him anymore ! :(