Poor Rodney, he went everywhere he could to air his grievances and no matter where he went people just laughed at him...

“I told my son, ‘You know someday you’ll have kids of your own.,” He said, ‘So will you.’” This man was a genius.

Raise your hand if you really, really miss Rodney Dangerfield. Even after all these years. His memory is indeed a blessing.

The output this guy had was insane. He told 5 netflix specials worth of jokes in 4 minutes.

I met the Surgeon General. He offered me a cigarette. God I miss you Rodney.

You'll notice he used no profanity and made no political jokes, yet Reagan was in tears. That is skill. That is class.

40 years later still hilarious and not one curse word, a legend 👍🏽

This guy is a rapid fire stand up comedian. He got great timing and quick mind, he slows down so that his audience could catch up. No one even comes close. He’s the best!

nobody can tell 200 jokes in 3 minutes, but Rodney.

"My girlfriend said 'Come on over, there's nobody home', so I went over and there was nobody home!"

My favorite Rodney joke - "When I was in high school, my acne was so bad that once I fell asleep in the library and when I woke up a blind man was reading my face."

An amazing talent. Notice that none of his jokes are vulgar or in bad taste. He is missed.

One of my early jobs i was a waiter... and Rodney came in with a few people. He was laughing really loud and cracking jokes at his table, almost just like the Caddy Shack scene. The owner didn't like it and told me to tell him to keep it down. I was very young and a fan of Rodney. So i told him, "Mr. Dangerfield, please understand that this isn't how i feel, but my boss is telling me to ask you to keep it down." He handed me a $100 bill and said "Thanks. You're a good kid. I respect you for doing your job. Now do ME a favor. Go tell your boss to grow a set of balls and come tell me himself." Then really loud he said towards the kitchen, "Are you KIDDIN me? I'll BUY this popcorn stand and BURN IT TO THE GROUND." Then went right back to telling jokes and laughing. He was so great and the life of the restaurant. He, also, gave me 100% tip on the bill. I tried to tell him he didn't have to do that and he said "What... Now YOU'RE gonna tell me what to do??" Then he laughed and put his arm around me. Telling me again that i was a good kid and to savor my youth (Which i totally understand, now, what he meant). Just wanted to share my memory of what a great night that was. Edit: Due to a comment made, i feel the need to add that Rodney was not a bother to anyone else in the restaurant. All the other people there, that night, were also laughing or blown away that it was Rodney. The owner just didn't like him at all. Like he was looking for a reason to have an issue with him. He was even more pissed that Rodney spoke up, back at him.

"My wife's cooking is so bad, the flies got together in the back yard and fixed the screen door."

" You know the trouble with me, I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good." This line kills me everytime. Love and Miss Rodney. May he rest in peace.

Rodney made everyone's life better with his humor. Thank you Rodney.

"I'm so ugly my father used to carry a picture of the kids that came with the wallet."

When I was young we were so poor, if I wasn’t born a boy, I’d have nothing to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield.

"story of my life, I do t get no respect" as he gazes across to the crowd, realizing the irony of just how much respect he had. What a giant.

How impeccably crafted was that set? Watch it again. It was like a sculpture or painting in the Louvre. The Pauses for laughs, the timing of the jokes, use of signature line, trademark hankie wipe, and closing…. That was a piece of art.

"I'm so ugly, when I was a kid my parents took me everywhere just so they wouldn't have to kiss me goodbye"

What was so great about Rodney was he did not personally humiliate anyone as part of his comedy. He made more fun of himself.

Rodney Dangerfield joke that made me laugh so many times and still does when I tell it in a gathering: "My wife is such a bad cook even the flies chipped in to fix the screen door"....He was a lethal combinations of imagination, wit, and timing.

One thing about Rodney. No swearing and not putting anyone down except his imaginary wife and always himself. Great stand up comic, so funny.

40 yrs. old and these jokes are still funny, Rodney had best delivery

One thing I've always loved about Rodney is he can do his routine, make everyone laugh till there sides ache and not use one bit of profanity what so ever.

If you don't laugh at his jokes, you're dead. Greatest standup comic of all time. And no four letter words. Left us too soon. We all need laughter in our lives. Best medicine. God bless you Rodney.

Regan and Bush laughing is priceless…. RIP Mr. President 🙏🏻 🇺🇸

" went to the doctor, he said I had six months to live. Couldn't pay the bill, he gave me another six months. " R.D.

"I went up to a bartender and told him 'surprise me'. He showed me a naked picture of my Wife".

Gone but never forgotten, and he always had my respect.

Proves, you don't have to use profanity to be funny as a #1 stand-up comedian. Thank You RODNEY👍

The master of self-depreciating humor. I miss him.

"My mother never breastfead me, she told me she liked me as a friend" Man he was brutal.

The Randolph Scott line gets me good every time.

A perfect storm of talent, delivery, and self-deprecation. I miss comedians like him.

"A guy made a pass at my wife. I said 'Hey, buddy. Who told you you could fool around with my Wife? He said, everybody'".

"I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette."

Loved Rodney. He was perfection.

I could listen to same old clips of Rodney a hundred times and still crack up each time! Rodney was a classic comical genius!

Imagine being anyone that had to follow his set.

He was a genius. People who make other people laugh by cracking jokes on themselves are the best kind of comedians.

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I said "if you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion". He said "alright, you're ugly too." 24 jokes like this in 210 seconds. I counted them. Unbelievable standup routine. You often hear something like "there will never be another [insert name]" but when it comes to Rodney Dangerfield, this is 100% true.

The reaction Rodney gets at 3:12 had to be a great feeling for him. To have such a 'high society' crowd, including the President, give a massive ovation to Rodney's chief line must've validated that his act was universally enjoyed. Arguably the greatest act of all time!

"I got in a cab one night and told the driver to take me somewhere I could get some action. He took me to my house".

Rodney Dangerfield is the kind of comedian that even children can enjoy.

Tip O'Neil, Reagan's biggest adversary in politics, sitting 5 people away from him; times have sadly changed.

Happy to have spent a half century with his comedy...I saw him fade away then come back stronger than ever...

"I came home one night and there was a guy outside jogging with no clothes on. I said 'what are you doing?' he said "you came home early'".

“The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family.”

Back in the late 80s, I was on a move job from Boston to NYC. I was in the truck with two buddies and during the ride down, I cracked lots of Rodney jokes. Once we get into Manhattan, we're looking at the map trying to figure out where to go. I see a guy on the corner in shorts, loafers, no socks, and a Hawaiian shirt. We have the truck windows down because it's summer, and I yell, "Hey look! It's Rodney!" just kidding around. The guy hears me, turns, and waves and it's HIM!! The guy driving the truck almost crashed. We should have stopped right THERE, but like a bunch of dummies, we didn't. Talked about it all the way back to MA. Great memory!

Roger Dangerfield was a DANGER of making taking the oxygen out your body from laughing at his masterful jokes. Dude is the king of standups

Saw him YEARS ago, he told jokes so freaking fast that you’d be laughing so loud and so hard that you missed his next joke and then you just started ROARING again. I even got to ask him a question because after the show was over, he was having such a good time that he said, “I got no where to go, if you got a question ask it”;) he must have take 20+ minutes of questions. Funny, funny guy. Loved everything he did.

“I get no respect at all.” *Room erupts with applause* Love him and miss him.

God Bless these great men! Our country was great, times much simpler to...Thank you guys.

And all of that was just 4 mins 7 secs. Amazing!

Ronald Reagan and Tip O'Neill would battle all day and then get together for drinks and tell jokes later. It was a different time.

Still one of the best comedians of all time. May he rest in peace.

Long live Rodney Dangerfield, in our minds and in our belly laughing with his comedic genius.

He shot off more jokes in 4 minutes than some comedians tell their whole career.

I got lost at the beach and asked a cop "do you think we'll find my parents?" He said, "I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide!"

Finally, KZfaq algorithm throws me something I'm happy to spend 8 minutes watching, that I'll never get back. 8 minutes of happiness. Thanks Rodney.

This is one of his best material!

That last joke took some spine and an excellent sense of humour. What a legend.

Those were the good old days. Anybody else miss those days?

They don't make them like that anymore.

Genius!!! Absolute genius. Best one liners ever.

Good O'l Rodney, miss you and the crowd will never be the same.

The man with no respect who got all the respect

“The other night my wife met me at the door in a negligé. She was coming home”

Rodney Dangerfield was one of the greats. Such an amazing talent.

What a brilliant comedian! He was phenomenal.

I was 16 in 81 and the 80s where absolutely amazing. The best time of my life.

I asked my father if I could go Ice skating on the lake, he told me to wait till it gets warmer

64 years old and I still miss this guy! Wish you were still with us Rodney 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏.

“I voted for Randolph Scott” 😭😭😭 God that’s genius

Classic Rodney. His one liners were so fast, people had to think about it. So funny. They are great !!

Saw Rodney at the Arizona State Fair in the early 80's, and remember this joke. "The wife greets me at the door, she was wearing lingerie. She was coming HOME!"

Man it’s just wonderful seeing how hard Dangerfield made President Reagan laugh. Two men who deserve their friggin respect I tell ya

He was of one the funniest comedians of our time

To see Ronald Regan laugh like that... priceless.

The timing of the no respect line is flawless...He waits till they in the palm of his hand then drops his signature line. They eat it up. His execution and timing is perfect.

Mr. Dangerfield was always special. His delivery was always fanstastic.

A true class act that will never be duplicated!

This guy was such a legend there are kids out there quoting his jokes without even knowing who Rodney Dangerfield was.

God i miss the 80's

I saw Rodney Dangerfield in Fla. He came back 3 times at the end of his performance. People loved his act so much..

*“Boy what a childhood I had, why, when I went to take my first steps, my old man tripped me.”*

When I was a kid we were so poor; a tornado hit the house, did $10,000 worth of improvements.

What is SO nice. ...No dirty language. ....and his jokes are great. ...truly a great comedian. ....R.I.P..

And that ladies and gentlemen are what's known as... "The good ole' day's." Pure laughter 😃.

We sure could use Rodney today...We have nothing left in the comedy world...He made us laugh healthy...In my prayers Rodney...we loved you dearly !!!

Rodney is pure genius. I met him once in Beverly Hills and he was such a sweet guy. I really miss him, thank God we have clips of him.

Comedy without vulgarity and it's great.

Classic and very classic ! We need laughter so bad right now !:-)

The jokes are a riot, come so fast and furious….and CLEAN ! Legend

Rodney also said; "My wife's cooking is that bad, we pray AFTER our meal."

Met Rodney at BWI when I worked at the airport in 1974. Stopped and spent time with us. Total gentleman.

Fantastic. This man is relentless with his one liners, on the same level as Robin Williams.

I miss Dangerfield and Rickles. They were priceless !