One word: cursed

I don't like clowns, especially this one. He's creepy, cursed and annoying.

That he keeped my fear of clowns alive

I'm actually working on my own video of the subject, but back in the '90s when I was a kid, two of my elementary schools were visited by Ronald McDonald: one good and talented, and one lame and embarrassing. This was in a more innocent time when it was normal for American schools to openly embrace corporate tie-ins with fast food companies.

expensive

That's awesome

The fact him giving you a 20 min break made him a hero in your eyes makes me a little bit sad. Not a reflection on you, just the world we live in.

@@joepeake8972 :(

@@joepeake8972 You can get a lot of shit done in 20 minutes. Get a hold of your nuts or just stay in the dole lol

Fucking pog

*Anakin Skywalker would like to know your location*

He just left Gordon in the Void

*The FBI would like to know your location*

"So Mr Fogle, have you managed to find a job since leaving prison?"

Shit I haven’t laughed as much from a KZfaq comment as I did in months.

I live directly beside an Ronald McD House. It really is a savehaven.

I haven't had that experience, per se. But I have had a stay at a Children's Hospital. I get it. Much love.

If he makes it to 25 he's probably safe. Puberty turbocharges cancers. The hormones.

There is a major children's hospital in our city and a Ronald McDonald House next door. Capitalism worked for all those children and their families.

@@MrJust2times I grew up next to a Ronald McDonald's house as well. I have fond memories of hanging out with the children there, they were my age and I would just walk next door and hang out with them for hours. 40 years later and I own a company that has a dozen volunteers (including myself) that go over and peel potatoes for the house every month. I still love meeting the kids and the staff, many of whom I've know for years now.

I once saw Ronald Mcdonald too I woke up in a work camp in Malaysia and never saw my family again

@shadowamongstthemasses4173 ow it was very lovely . I met my wife there Mama B the head supervisor she has the face of a pittbull and the whipping arm of a cotton plantation owner what a man/woman.

that was v v funny

@Vinluv Handesbukia Halloween H20?

@@Soul_Alpha H2O2 = hydrogen peroxide

@@Soul_Alpha it was a reference to eric andre

@@newmoon4504 oh yes I know but thanks anyway I just didn't understand the reference.

Agree, would like to see him make a comeback, even tho I don't like him, he is good representitive of a company

Agreed

@LiL Speng Christians don't claim you, wtf dude

@@madeniquevanwyk They definitely claim what he's saying, that's the point. More worried about a fictional damnation than a present reality.

@Heavy Metal Collector Catholic here, and I consider Mother Theresa to be the sort of godawful person that should be thrown into the deepest pits of hell since she put more importance on being sanctimonious and looking good, rather than actually helping people with their needs.

So subtle. So perfect.

The algorithm can only do so much bro. When you alienate/target most of your audience for political mocking they rarely come back.

@@uncleprimrose9337 this isn't aging very well...

Wait was that his actual last name?

@@uncleprimrose9337 just found this guy thru the algorithm actually

tangently related: last year of highschool a classmate made a pikachu origami out of a notebook sheet, he then used fluorescent marker for the yellow coloring (regular black and red markers for the other parts), the result has this eerily uncanny vibe, he threw it away but i picked it up, framed it and hanged it, named it picrackchu

You and Chadtronic both have it. You however have the earlier “Touch You” which is RARER than the already rare “Little Ronald McDonald” he has. Slight differences between the 2.

wait... they are "random" in america? in germany you can specificaly tell the person at the register "we want toy X"(they even have numbers on the "ad" display on the side) And they will comply unless the toy just.. well isnt available anymore, its only random if you dont ask for a specific one

@@weberman173 yes it was random, i was a kid in the early 2000s and everytime i got a happy meal it was random

@@IAmGameAddicted did you or your parent ASK the clerk for a specificone? once again, wher ei live its random if you dont ask for a specific toy

@@weberman173 same in Luxembourg

In Argentina it was not random BUT, the stock changed every day so if you were in a party or something you wouldn't be able to make an entire collection on that day.

That made me lol

That's a straight cold take.

Same

Don't shill out

The day the golden arches remodeled, was the day fun in America died.

@@bugfighter5949 Hey, it's okay to have nostalgia for something corporate. No one likes a debbie downer about Capitalism. Yes, it sucks and doesn't help people out, but god damn it people were happy. It's like telling a kid they shouldn't be happy for having an Xbox because it's made by a giant corporation, it just makes you look like an asshole and a buzzkill

Truly beautiful

what the fuck

what's this based on? I swear I recognize it

@@Simon-xi7lb i wrote it myself but based it on the scene at the end of the video where it looks like ronald steps off an elevator and is surrounded by all the kids lol

@@zyxss908 this is my favorite reply

I think all of fast food restaurants original foods tasted better

Apparently they were! The original owners, the McDonald brothers, wanted to keep only a small number of restaurants to maintain a quality product. There's a really fascinating documentary called McMillions that you should check out. It's about how a con man basically stole mcdonalds from the brothers. It's pretty crazy.

It's already good, imagine the originals...

I was in an Uber ride recently and the driver used to work at a pretty prominent store in Chicago decades ago. According to him, everything WAS better - the food, the service, and more. Going to McDonalds was an experience, it seems. Also, he once had Micheal Jordon do a promo at his restaurant. That must have been something/

It was, instead of vegetable oil the fries were cooked in lard/shortening...basically animal fat. made for a tasty fry.

If only my life was as interesting as that.

That's bullshit, but I believe you

We believe you🤣🤣🤣🤣

yeah totaly believable statement my guy

That's a far enough relative to be believable

Thanks for explaining the joke.

Thanks bro we were all wondering what he meant.

"Captain Obvious, reporting for duty!"

@@anonUK captain obvious was my father, I just go by Edward oObvious junior.

Thanks. I didn't know about Donald Fogle.

And let's not forget about Super Size Me 2: Heart Attack Boogaloo

Morgan literally threw up and blood pressure sky rocketed after just to make a point that Mcdonalds bad. I remember watching it in high school or middle school xD

I saw a study, maybe paid by McD's, that a professor and a few voluntary studies repeated the documentary experiment with one caveat: Men were limited to 2000kcal per day and women to 1500. Easy to track with standardized meals. After a few months, they were totally fine. Some had even lost weight, the study claimed. What people forgot about supersize me is that the guy would ALWAYS take the xxl portions if the clerk offered. Though a single burger is like 500kcal, you have fries and soda with it. You're looking at well beyond the 2000kcal. Then again, though it was properly scienced and their methods peer reviewed, I can't shake the notion that they were backed by McD's. Oh well, much more credible than a random guy filming himself for 30 days with the explicit purpose to shock people, tbh. Seriously, do you think that if there wasn't a scene were he fell ill he would have published the footage? For all we know, he could have been fine and faked the adverse effects. Well, as Marcus Aurelius said, "everything you hear is an opinion". I don't want to defend a massive corporation, I'm simply on the side of truthfulness. And one simple truth is that if you take in more calories than you burn off, you'll grow fat. This is the blame shifting game, and honestly, Super Size Me did it no favors. "It's the corporations fattening people up! Not the people stuffing their greasy maws beyond what they should!" Yeah, sure. Pretty much all you eat nowadays is industrialized. Eating McDonalds IN MODERATION isn't much different than eating the hormone filled pesticide sprikled GMOs you cook yourself. Though I'm pretty sure they add some addictive stuff to their food. McD's are pretty much a luxury item where I live. I don't deliberately avoid them, just think they're not worth the money. So when I had no option other than eating at McD's, I bought it, ate it and I shit you not, was craving another one for a couple days. It was a surreal experience. The burger itself was tasty alright, but not the best thing I've ever eaten. I've had much better value, mom and pop made, locally sourced ingredient burgers in local burger joints. None of those I've ever eaten made me feel that way.

@@ThZuao I don’t like McDonald’s, but Spurlock is a total con man. Not only was he an alcoholic but also purposefully over ate in the doc. I wish there was a better documentary with the same concept done by someone less deceptive.

@@YMPictures I agree, but I am glad that Super Size was no longer made an option. Also, the fact that this brought attention to how addictive the food is to consumers. I don't like McDonald's, but I still have cravings for it occasionally. I probably eat there once a year

my fav meme being 'ronald mc donald insanity'

the ones where he would yell RAN RAN RU!

let's wait a couple of years, maybe something will happen and this thread will be filled with scarlet

The Touhou Project truly was a cultural phenomenon at the time. Kinda sad it's Western fanbase declined since c. 2012

Although "7/10 - Too much McDonald's" - IGN

Who knows what 2024 might have in store for us?

Which video is the joke?

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That garden isn't anything remotely close to successful

@@absolutegarbage3654 locally, no, but it is an attraction I guess

@@duduychony9747 I think he's referring to the "community garden" set up within CHAD/CHAZ/ whatever that antifa occupied block of Seattle that they called an autonomous zone. Nobody knew how to turn a plot of dirt used for lawn grass into a garden that'd bare fruit. that and drug addicts/mentally ill grifters had freakouts where they tore up the gardens, rightfully pointing out they're wasting time and effort on something that would produce a tiny amount of food in like, 2-4 months at best

@@TheMasterTelevision those antifa guys sound dumb

Be active and then come to our restaurant and consume enough calories to last half a week.

Ok, I'll go first. I think that it looks like he bleached it. Now it's your turn!

@@tobynsaunders was the reveal in any way related to the video tho lol, my theory is its the McDonald's archway logo

@@agoogleuser704 I don't know, but I find your conjecture implausible.

@@tobynsaunders tbh I thought the stocking cap was a pretty dope look for him. I'm hoping he bleached it tho so that he can dye it pink or purple for the next video.

@@tobynsaunders disagree, he has a windows peak, he knew what he was doing, he even chopped it shorter... it looks like McDonald's archway logo... 80/20 chance

I love that the videos are usually less than 20 minutes. So many big creators these days make 40 minute to hour+ videos, and while I'm sure plenty of them are good, I simply don't have to the time for that.

Hey Turg, did you escape from Kevin's basement again? You're supposed to be knitting.

Aio Lomé no please don’t send me back

Hey Turg, how's Default?

Luca Iovino shes feeling very mutual about her existence

Wait, when did Internet Historian reccommded this channel? First I've heard of this.

how didn't he get fired?

@@Game_Hero I'm pretty sure you can't be fired for what you have in your yard

@@stevem.o.1185 I misread it, thinking he put those things on some statue in the restaurant.

LOLWUT

@@lifesoldier www.google.com/amp/s/www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/pusha-t-wrote-mcdonalds-im-lovin-it-jingle-186285/amp/

I hate this, thank you.

Come again? The "Grindin" guy made the iconic jingle??? No freaking way. For some time as a kid i did think it was by Justin Timberlake with his "I'm Lovin It" song. I guess it was just sponsored by McDonald's.

This is easily the most severely undersubbed youtube channel I've seen, he really deserves a big break with the amount of quality content he puts out.

@@ifxthenwhy6202 i only found his channel when internet historian name dropped him tbh

nightmare fuel right there

moon man moon man can’t you see

@@calamorta Mac Tonight was awesome! What the fuck are you talking about?

I appreciate that!

@@OrdinaryThings *I'm in your walls*

Horrible person. He at least shat out a bunch of terrible quotes and if any manager uses one around me I know to put in my two weeks notice. My favorite is "If you can lean, you can clean".

Literal excrement for a toy?

@@SiisKolkytEuroo yes the staff shit into the happy meal bags.

i wonder if it’s that the toys are shittier or you just aren’t a kid anymore

@@tannerin Nope, they have gotten very bad. When I was a kid they had Transformers, Neopets, Bionicles, educational PC games and the magnum opus a Hot Wheel car that came with a piece of track. Nowadays you'll get a non articulative figurine that shoots stuff or a sticker sheet

@@adventurouseddie9369 man even the plastic now is trashy in comparison, compagre any hllow toy with the Power Rangers Turbo toys or the mickey mouse with a flag one, those were made with that rubber like plastic that was undistructible

More to come! thanks for watching

I assumed it was viral marketing for It Part 1, but this works.

omg how did you see this

@@timmteller871 I think my brain is conditioned to memes at this point

holy shit i wasn't the only one that noticed.

lol same

Class album

why?

E G G

Based eggposter

The political stuff bro. It kills off most of the audience.

@@uncleprimrose9337 is it really bad? Or just an opinion? I mean if its just an opinion I can live with that(in my country I'll statistically disagree with almost everyone anyway so), I even watch internet today and they sometimes have tone deaf brain dead takes but they are really funny so I still watch them, altho I'll leave a video if its half an hour of -50 IQ political takes.

@@uncleprimrose9337 eh, kinda badly written jokes, like not funny and not so bad they are funny just lazy and not funny. Like it definitely gets the video down and they should either be so bad they are funny or just funny or not have them in the video imo. But those parts asside its your average KZfaq channel. Like its decent but not special imo, judging from this 1 video. He could stop with the bad jokes, (I mean they arent that frequent but still), or get some other thing going. (And before anyone gets angry its not bad and not amazing like I said its decent and if you still get upset gfy). Like if he'd write good jokes or get some other thing to make him diffrent from others it would definitely take this to another level.

@@uncleprimrose9337 I disagree

Thats what I thought as well haha, hippies were usually liberals 😄

Pretty sure those guys died of Aids

There’s a decent amount of people who were “hippies” that went on to graduate, start businesses, make money, and over time morph into ultra conservative voters. Yet they still wear tie dye and go to phish and widespread panic concerts

@@VivaLaGolf42 Fair point.

Right, it was basically the second crop of boomers and most Gen Xers who actually swung heavily for Trump. Hippie Gen was more split, lean left.

we became internet buddies over the last few months. we have a video on his second channel already if you wanna check it out