[smug, nasal entitled person voice] You're fired! OP reaches into pocket Pulls out a card Boss's eyes go wide Ceiling lights flicker Cold wind sweeps in through window Baby cries in distance Boss starts sweating Temperature drops 10 degrees Thunder cracks in distance Boss begins visibly shaking Dead birds begin falling from the sky Worms begin crawling out of the vents OP reveals card It's the Uno Reverse card "No U"
@alanzapreservationtheythem28615 жыл бұрын
rSlash that’s how UNO works
@painttedHyena19745 жыл бұрын
"NO *U* "
@HDTDNOVIV5 жыл бұрын
P D' shash
@user-zg5ur9ru7x5 жыл бұрын
That's how life works.
@bromac32155 жыл бұрын
The ultimate horror story.
@rSlash5 жыл бұрын
I wish I could play reverse Uno on KZfaq and demonetize THEM
@bromac32155 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@bromac32155 жыл бұрын
You are the best
@nadir47745 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRO THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I READ ALL DAY
@johannes56645 жыл бұрын
r/comedyheaven
@anw4aar5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah
@ettem91495 жыл бұрын
Employee - *Wins uno game* Boss - You've won! You're fired! Employee - *Uses the " reverse-no u " card*
@nickl46995 жыл бұрын
ETTEM wait, if they won how do they have any cards left to use a reverse card?
@balazsdusek5 жыл бұрын
@@nickl4699 he had one under the table. That's how mafia works.
@florisbruin17055 жыл бұрын
Nick Limas lol was thinking the same
@i0nlz5 жыл бұрын
U no no U
@quasi-stellarcatastrophe45555 жыл бұрын
Nick Limas has one stuck up his sleeve. And waited for the lights to go out.
@warriorsorb11115 жыл бұрын
EC: "I don't need ID. I'm 25." Me: "Well, hello 25. Nice to meet you. Do you have a valid ID to confirm who you are?"
@SimplyAnExistence5 жыл бұрын
Warriorsorb Omg if OP actually said that.
@warriorsorb11115 жыл бұрын
@@SimplyAnExistence It would've been hilarious and awesome. lol
@violin10295 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine?
@lt_darkseekerantique39115 жыл бұрын
Warriorsorb *slams hand on table* ~wheeze
@slugcat_number_754875 жыл бұрын
PO PO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@HeavyhandedDame5 жыл бұрын
Manager: You're lying about your performance. OP: I'm about to destroy your whole career.
@lionelk.y72335 жыл бұрын
"I'm about to end this womans whole carrier"
@noahrunkles29275 жыл бұрын
That story should be on nuclear revenge
@ANGST.ARGENTINA5 жыл бұрын
Pick a card, any card. Uhhh that one? You sure? Okay. NO U CARD HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
@janeferraren5 жыл бұрын
The comment that you copied or got copied by or coincidentally had the same idea is on top of you
@lt_darkseekerantique39115 жыл бұрын
HeavyHandedDame OP:You just activated my trap card
@isabellamaloles33545 жыл бұрын
Boss: you’re fired Me: *pulls out uno reverse card* Friend: this is exactly why you got fired
@TheBluePhoenix0085 жыл бұрын
ToT omg r/sadcringe.
@isabellamaloles33545 жыл бұрын
The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer *uses uno reverse card* no u
@TheBluePhoenix0085 жыл бұрын
@@isabellamaloles3354 you're fired dude. Stop doin' it or you'll be home less soon.😂
@Appri5 жыл бұрын
@@TheBluePhoenix008 lmfao please don't tell me you think that she's actually fired... just kidding i know its a joke
@Rxtrn5 жыл бұрын
@@Appri r/WoOoSh
@starmarinrtur14935 жыл бұрын
the dude was probably like FINALLY I CARRIED THAT UNO CARD FOR 10YEARS
@kassak30155 жыл бұрын
“We Don’t use UNO card”
@kikicauseschaos5 жыл бұрын
Oh sorry, that Uno card is expired. Would you like a new one?
@Cinko4205 жыл бұрын
StarMarinrTUR No the dude was like "I'm about to end this woman's whole career."
@nickz38365 жыл бұрын
@@Cinko420 no he was like...." Wait why do I have this? Coming to the realization he thought it was a coupon for marlins
@DraconicWasTaken5 жыл бұрын
@@kikicauseschaos Thanks for the grammar. - Average Grammar Nazi
@catwinchan62355 жыл бұрын
Joe: Is today going to be the day? Writer: Today's going to be the day. Me: *OH MY GOOOOOOO-*
@appleoof41925 жыл бұрын
wait it's not r/entitledparents
@dar__onk4015 жыл бұрын
@@appleoof4192 i was thinking the same thing
@DMurble5 жыл бұрын
@@appleoof4192 A Oof apple a day Keeps the roblox noobs away
@theoneandonlyflameeye5 жыл бұрын
They are gonna play the 3 Egyptian Gods and Exodia.
@vanderncalmus11605 жыл бұрын
@@theoneandonlyflameeye Plus you just listed 8 cards last I checked (it's been a while since I played) without the effect of magic cards that permit otherwise you can only have up to 7 cards in your hand after your end phase.
@dracofirex5 жыл бұрын
He was sprayed by the paint when he damaged the car. I guess you could say they caught him..... red handed. *dodges tomatoes*
@captain_misaki5 жыл бұрын
*throws more tomatoes*
@HD-zj7dy5 жыл бұрын
*starts eating raw tomatoes*
@Blackwater665 жыл бұрын
Makes spaghetti sauce using thrown tomatoes
@ellobees96345 жыл бұрын
I better KETCHUP with the tomato thing.. *dodges tomatoes as well*
@Hypn0stic5 жыл бұрын
Yea no I’m just gonna leave
@exese39695 жыл бұрын
More like a reverse card and a plus 4
@balazsdusek5 жыл бұрын
@Katanaboi Games and that is done by reverse card
@Creeper_1235 жыл бұрын
@@balazsdusek wait, wouldnt a reverse card just make it onU?
@balazsdusek5 жыл бұрын
@@Creeper_123 that makes sense too. I put your own curse swear or whatever back on u And yeah technically that would be reverse but no U is more fun
@alkar38325 жыл бұрын
@@Creeper_123 that would be mirror card probably
@dripvader26405 жыл бұрын
the plus 4 then goes around the rest of the table until its a +20 and lands on the boss
@OmniscientWarrior5 жыл бұрын
Boss: You're fired. OP: You have just activated my Trap Card.
@renuuzra90445 жыл бұрын
MAGIC CYLINDER! YOUR ATTACK IS NEGATED AND YOU TAKE DAMAGE EQUAL TO YOUR MONSTER'S ATTACK POINTS! THIS DUEL IS OVER.
@CerealExperimentsMizuki5 жыл бұрын
Ren Uuzra but he only had a trap card so he takes no damage and that activates the traps card's special ability. _When this reverse card is destroyed the player on the opposite side can't attack for three turns and doubles the life points of the player who's trap card was destroyed- extra ability: if the special ability is activated then the person's who's card was destroyed has the last five cards from the GY come back and he can also draw Five Cards_ So after all this OP then draws five cards: The Dark Magician. Blue Eyes White Dragon. Red Eyes Black Dragon. Monster Combined I think it's what it's called. And Mushroom Man. "Well, well, well, this was a lucky hand and you can't move for three turns so I think I have an idea" OP then uses his turn to summon Both the Dragons and The Dark Magician. First turn over: " With these three cards I'll be able to use my second round to use Monster Combined to fuse the Blue Eyes and the Red Eyes to create the ultimate Two Headed Blue Eyes Blackened Dragon with an attack power of 8500. "And now I'll use my third safe round to also add The Dark Magician into the Dragon to increase its attack power to 10,000 and attack you" The Blue Eyes Blackened Dragon then flies into the air creating a gigantic ball of energy and launches the attack. "You're going to be Sweating Bullets after this Mega Death"
@renuuzra90445 жыл бұрын
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki "special ability"? Damn, do you even Yu-gi-oh bro? Magic Cilnder had the one effect I said. And it's Polymerization not monster combined. Wait I am nerding out lmfao.
@CerealExperimentsMizuki5 жыл бұрын
Ren Uuzra I did type that I thought that's what it was called which always means that I forgot but you obviously still understood, everyone knows that card even people who don't play and don't know the name and have never watched the anime. It's cool though I just wanted to test out if I could create the most ridiculous battle ever I just saw the chance and took it. Lol you think you nerd out, just look at me when I type about Dimensions and layers of Infinity and Marvel Comics, I explain all the details for different designs of the Omniverse and beyond, I love the fun I can have with creating and maintaining a perfect image and design of my Omniverse and Voidum.
@alphix01285 жыл бұрын
NANI?!?!?!
@blankdeservedbetter67965 жыл бұрын
15:39 "I'm suuuuuure my son didn't MEAN to follow one of your customers into the woods, jump in front of his car and repeatedly beat it over with a baseball bat"
@slurp34365 жыл бұрын
The VP conference is pretty much a ace attorney case.
@serverbreaker86774 жыл бұрын
*S L U R P*
@megarhombus75322 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Bitch: "you're a lazy employee who doesn't do half the stuff you say you do." OP: "*OBJECTION!*"
@Oof_182 жыл бұрын
**coughs** "your honor, I'd like to let you know that I WILL ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATE MS. B" "Objection! HE IS BEING MEAN-" "ORDER. ORDER. I have decided who I shall pick as guilty."
@skullburner-26645 жыл бұрын
Mrs. B thinks OP is lying OP: I'm about to end this woman's whole career EDIT: wow, this is my first comment with 1K likes thank y'all so much!
@kishorekumarsathishkumar15625 жыл бұрын
Literally 🤣🤣🤣
@Booplesn00tgaming5 жыл бұрын
I don't think she even actually thought he was lying. She was probably just trying to throw him under the bus for her own poor performance.
@skullburner-26645 жыл бұрын
@@Booplesn00tgaming That's a reasonable response.
@Kid_Cat645 жыл бұрын
Language, @@bleysdonkin698!
@bleysdonkin6985 жыл бұрын
@@Kid_Cat64 Fuck you
@jacktyler80925 жыл бұрын
Doctor: sorry to break the news... You have cancer Patient: pulls out uno reverse card NO UuUUUUUuUu
@bodin19125 жыл бұрын
Lol, what if that somehow really worked in real life
@jacquelinesantos616095 жыл бұрын
Plot twist the patient was a potato
@derp43745 жыл бұрын
Dun dun dunnnnnnnn
@peris_arts_film96995 жыл бұрын
jack tyer not the doctor they only wanted to help
@reyanthonydelafuente78135 жыл бұрын
Another plot twist the doctor was a carrot!
@thenarglesdidit15 жыл бұрын
*Crappy boss tries to get OP fired* OP: I’m about to end this woman’s whole career
@sealofapproval48445 жыл бұрын
Nice..
@friedmule54035 жыл бұрын
Teasher: "Who broke that window?!!" ET: "It was Michal, he moved when I throw a chair after him."
@spaghetti75295 жыл бұрын
Goddamit Michal
@bahrainiapple34585 жыл бұрын
I didnt break the window... THE CHAIR DID HE WAS THE ONE WHO HIT THE GLASS
@Eguzky5 жыл бұрын
Sadly, I had something like this happen when I was in middle school in Massachusetts. (Only reason I don't put this on reddit is that I lack the post rep, since I barely use reddit) I was bullied allot for being 'different' (Autistic, but I did not get tested until I was 25). Anyways, halfway through the school year, in Science class, the teacher had to bring a kid to the nurses for futzing with the bunson burners (they were bolted to the lab tables, and thus could not be removed) One of the kids, known for bullying me, (B) and his 3 toadies (T's) got a baseball out of B's bag and B whipped it at my head as hard as he could (Roughly 78MPH was his throwing speed, when last clocked at a school fair). I manage to dodge..kind of; the ball nails the top of my shoulder instead of my head. The ball ricochets upwards, hits a flourecent light on the edge of the casing, which was slanted, breaking the light, and then ricochets again and smashes a window. Teacher comes back; a light is broken, a window is smashed, and B and the 3 T's start telling him it was my fault. I'm clearly in pain, I have a purple mark appearing on my neck from a spreading bruise..but the teachers in this town were lazy and more than a little stupid, so he accepts this since B spoke before me. I get sent to the vice principal's (VP), with purple on my neck and shoulder, tears in my eyes, unable to speak from pain. (For the record, the VP had this lazy way of dealing with fights: It was both students faults. Even if student A punched student B in the face for no reason; 'It takes 2 to fight'. This rule changed to 'It was the victims fault' if the instigator was a jock. Since winning sports made the VP look good) Now, the VP was known to not like me; I did not make the school, and therefor HIM, look good with good grades or sports or anything. So he makes me sit for 45 minutes before he even calls my mother. Of course, he tells her I smashed a light and a window. She comes in, only mildly irritated at me, as I had promised to keep my head down for the rest of the year, though she was aware it was never my fault and I had never, EVER broken property before in my life. She does not even say 'we talked about this' before seeing the giant bruise on my neck and getting the story from me. ..You know the saying 'If looks could kill?' Well, mom starts storming towards VP's office door when the secretary stops her and says he's on a phone meeting with the Superintendent. Mom slams open the door so hard, it puts a large dent in the old heater running the length of the wall on the same side the door opens inward. I don't remember the words, but I could see my mother yank the VP's chair away and fling it across the room when he stands up, and backs this man into a corner while the Superintendent is asking what's going on over speakerphone. (For reference, my mother is 4'11" and skinny, the VP was a fat 6'3" man) After about five minutes of verbally beating the snot out of the VP, she turns to the speakerphone and, more calmly (but man could you hear the under-current of mama bear looking for a reason to get out), lets the Super know just what happened, and says she'll be taking photos of the bruise, AND taking the VP up on charges for not sending me to the nurse's office or calling emergency services since the bruise is my entire shoulder, and partway up my neck. She got the B's and 3 T's contact info and told their parents that, if their kids even looked at me oddly for the rest of the year, she'd take each and every one of them to court. B was expelled a month later for sneaking into the girls lockers with a disposable camera. And the 3 T's stopped being such horrible human beings when not under the influence of B. As for the VP? He kept working, but I was effectively invisible for the rest of my middle school career. Better than having to talk to him once a week when someone hit me.
@jimmyitstimefordinner96475 жыл бұрын
Ahmed17856 Alhammadi r/wooosh
@ReptilianTeaDrinker5 жыл бұрын
@san amazing way "nobody kinda asked" makes no sense whatsoever. Either we asked or we didn't. There's no "kinda", so please try again if you're going to be sassy.
@chelodiaz21235 жыл бұрын
Boss: You're fired. Employee: IT'S TIME TO N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO U!
@Fif0l5 жыл бұрын
Nananananananana No u Nananananananana No u No u No u No u
@MemeSlayer9824 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the shadow realm jimbo
@kiryu-chan15903 жыл бұрын
HAHA good one
@randaru15275 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to sue you because I hurt my wrist by punching you in the face" Sounds like Russian justice system alright
@mrcaia.80124 жыл бұрын
'Alright fuck it. Break both of his arms' Headcanon.
@VenomBurger5 жыл бұрын
>Asked to pay 400$ >Refuses for bs reasons >Ends up paying over 4000$ in the end
@brucedillon83585 жыл бұрын
O o f
@ForemostCrab75 жыл бұрын
that's like saying "i'm going to sue you because i hurt my fist when i punched you in the face". hmm, sounds like a normal day in America.
@AJOlaks5 жыл бұрын
ForemostCrab7 yeah pretty true
@ManCheat25 жыл бұрын
Or canada/South africa where its illegal to defend ur self lol
@ForemostCrab75 жыл бұрын
@@ManCheat2 You're shitting me right?
@MrVicBL5 жыл бұрын
FYI the . Goes BEFORE the cotation marks ;)
@ManCheat25 жыл бұрын
@@ForemostCrab7 its real lol.
@aPol.015 жыл бұрын
Just found this channel, appreciate the actual reading rather than a text to voice Keep on the grind :)
@wyvertions55824 жыл бұрын
I feels ya man
@roseofthedeepdeepsea3 жыл бұрын
yeah, with tts i just get lost and dont understand whats going on
@MikeHowl5 жыл бұрын
The Rc car one is my favorite. Because I have had a similar incident, but with an entitled parent trying to take my Rc truck to let her son play.
@TwilightWolf0325 жыл бұрын
Manager: "Let's begin your performance review" OP: "You activated my trap card! MIRROR FORCE!"
@vert34325 жыл бұрын
Manager: "Spell card - Mystical Space Typhoon" OP: "I have one of those too! *also uses Mystical Space Typhoon*"
@TwilightWolf0325 жыл бұрын
@@vert3432 But Mystical Space Typhoon can't cancel the effect of cards when they activate!
@vert34325 жыл бұрын
@@TwilightWolf032 Eh, I've played by a few sets of rules, but the one consistent thing between *all* of them is that if a Spell Card is applicable to the situation, it can be activated, no exceptions
@TwilightWolf0325 жыл бұрын
@@vert3432 Well, I was just joking there. But seriously, if you're playing by tournament rules (or by videogame rules, which are official), then you can activate MST to destroy any spell/trap card on the field, but you're just wasting it if you activate to dispel a card that has just activated its effect. The effect still goes through regardless. I'll tell you this: the most fun way to play YuGiOh is to completely ignore the official rules and go by anime rules. No banned cards, all God cards, repetition up to three of a kind without limits, and just screw the tournament rules!
@vert34325 жыл бұрын
@@TwilightWolf032 Thats how I played most of the time and with our rules there were some special placement rules (such as playing multiple monsters per turn) that made things pretty fun, also, all cards were open to fair interpretation, so I ended up with a never ending MST and an invulnerable monster setup and a practical god (The Atmosphere, with all my opponents high end kit as its shields / attack points) lol, I was never beaten, on tournament or normal rules (I mostly used a Nekroz based setup with a Shark Fortress / DD Esper Star Sparrow shield)
@Wikiwi5 жыл бұрын
If prorevenge OP can use the reverse trap card, I fear to imagine what Karen could do with Exodia : The Entitled One..
@The_Goose25 жыл бұрын
Well shit
@isaacdenley19225 жыл бұрын
Yeah but she'd need the five pieces
@The_Goose25 жыл бұрын
if so then SHITSHITASSFUCKHOLE
@memelord-ny6fv5 жыл бұрын
Yes but he got creator god of light horakhty
@conan44585 жыл бұрын
NO EXODIA NOONE'S BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM
@primeemperor91965 жыл бұрын
Mrs. B: You're fired. OP: Omaewamou shinderu.
@y2kblackout5 жыл бұрын
Mrs. B: NANI!?!
@RainThunder645 жыл бұрын
@@y2kblackout *Your Fired Screech*
@GodOfPlague4 жыл бұрын
What anime is that referencing? I somehow in my way too much anime watching dont remember seeing it.
@matosz234 жыл бұрын
@@GodOfPlague Hokuto no Ken Fist of the North Star
@chriscarpenter33703 жыл бұрын
NANI?!
@anismash13825 жыл бұрын
Sales Manager: welcome to your performance review OP: HA YOU TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD!!!
@BestBES5 жыл бұрын
There's literally nothing more satisfying than people like "Mrs. B" getting what's coming
@randomphantomxd47345 жыл бұрын
Bad Person: "Hey you look ugly, you're poor, you have no love life, and you will never get a job!" Me: *Pulls out reverse uno card* "No u"
@quasi-stellarcatastrophe45555 жыл бұрын
Bad person: NANDA TOEEEE
@rkbbk27275 жыл бұрын
in all honesty, the bad person is probably all of those things
@Childrenbestbeware5 жыл бұрын
Bad Person: *NANI???* *turns into dust*
@gavinmcgowan57835 жыл бұрын
Fuck you scrawny weasel
@Jotwah5 жыл бұрын
sales manager: imma bout to destroy this mans career op: no u
@indiam194 жыл бұрын
Tm had to pay over $4,200 for the ETs damages OOOOOOOF
@bellaburleson2705 жыл бұрын
Rslash: *Whispers* Heck KZfaq: FBI OPEN UP This is the most likes I've ever gotten what the shit
@dayalasingh58535 жыл бұрын
h e c k
@davoici5 жыл бұрын
Demotize open up
@dayalasingh58535 жыл бұрын
@@davoici demonotize
@fbi79485 жыл бұрын
Emo Poison KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
@davoici5 жыл бұрын
@@fbi7948 oh shit oh shit
@zbhype68365 жыл бұрын
First one was actually 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 like the best r/prorevenge I’ve ever heard she got obliterated lmfao
@joachimvorbechchristensen38525 жыл бұрын
Her: I'm about to ruin you. OP: Hold my beer.
@coolguysam112005 жыл бұрын
Finally, a cross-over of r/entitledparents and r/prorevenge!!! (kinda)
@slugcat_number_754875 жыл бұрын
um hey sam, i encourage you to search "when r/EntitledParents meet r/ProRevenge" on youtube
@fragrantsalmon5 жыл бұрын
Boss: *hahaha* your deck is pathetic and weak just like you. Now make your final move so I win this duel *muhaha* Employee: *looks nervous* cmon, I just need to believe in the power of friendship and the heart of the cards... *employee draws a card* *employee smirks* Employee: YES! and with this! I shall win this duel and reclaim my honor! *employee flips card to show boss* *Boss goes pale in the face* Boss: NNOOO! Bu.. BUT THATS IMPOSSIBLE! Employee: OH YES! You may have power and money Boss, but you use it to bully and greed your way to the top, but I have something that you will never have... and that’s my friends! *in the back, friends cheering* Employee: NOW! I WILL SHOW YOU THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS! GO! REVERSE CARD AND DESTROY HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTY! Boss: NOOOOOOOO! *whites out* Employee: That’ll teach you...
@user-cn8xi4el6h5 жыл бұрын
Boss:*turns to dust*
@awongb8785 жыл бұрын
Employee recieved 450g
@human77115 жыл бұрын
Yu-Gi-Oh reference
@fragrantsalmon5 жыл бұрын
Prabhsimran Singh well thanks for the sub!
@CBGamz5 жыл бұрын
*therapist*: So what motivates you to sleep at night *me*: knowing that when i wake up there's a new rSlash video
@grapejuice39715 жыл бұрын
you're right. he uploads everyday of the week
@jillblog83805 жыл бұрын
DemonDavis _ legit: same
@bagua4655 жыл бұрын
The reverse card is the most powerful military weapon in the world
@patrickracer434 жыл бұрын
Reverse Uno card=Infinity Stones
@FrancisR4205 жыл бұрын
The ending of that first story makes it sound more real
@MuttFitness5 жыл бұрын
It sounded totally fake before that,right?
@f.c.laukhard36235 жыл бұрын
@@MuttFitness Lots of those stories do and I suspect that while the overall story of most is probably true, some of the story tellers want to put themselves in the best light and leave out stuff or make themselves seem better than they are. Or the other person worse than they are because of personal dislike. Some people overdo that in such a way that the whole story sounds less believable.
@obiwanmcgregor4475 жыл бұрын
Me:”GIVE ME YOUR CHANNEL!” RSlash: * use uno reverse card * “NO U” Me: “O NO”
@jamylhurtado5 жыл бұрын
It's only one video of a drawing
@ShyGreenBean5 жыл бұрын
Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH
@Rob-3265 жыл бұрын
*Insert LordMinion777 (Wade) drawing 20 cards.*
@bubbabluehorn5 жыл бұрын
Why isn’t this man a lawyer he talked like the classic lawyer flipping the accusations.
@emen_985 жыл бұрын
It was a girl
@Fif0l5 жыл бұрын
@@emen_98 Was it? I missed it.
@Blooddeath354 жыл бұрын
I mean, when you really think about it, a lawyer is really just its type of sales.
@uncle70814 жыл бұрын
Mrs B: thinks OP is lying OP: execute order 66
@henkbonel53113 жыл бұрын
jes comrade
@lexidreyar77774 жыл бұрын
The damn first story got me ROLLING with joy, but then disappoinment that the company clearly didn't get the hint that op has the skills and experience for the job.
@Levi_Tollefson5 жыл бұрын
Time flies when you're having fun. Honestly I can't believe this video was over 18 minutes it seemed to fly by. But your story telling method really keeps me involved and paints a picture in my head every time.
@dawnbestgirl17yearsago985 жыл бұрын
Op use reverse card on boss It was very effective Boss fainted/fired Congratulations you gain 246 exp
@andrewyoung76535 жыл бұрын
From beginning to the end of first story I was lmfao
@spaceonisorceress44065 жыл бұрын
Entitled puppy won't stop interrupting KZfaq video recording; gets away with it because he is cute.
@ngp77753 жыл бұрын
"puppy gets revenge on famouse youtuber for not giving enough pets"
@deathrimentall5 жыл бұрын
Mrs. B: lol ur fired OP: no u lmao
@VerbalVantage5 жыл бұрын
+4
@clipdistribution99295 жыл бұрын
I hated entitled people especially parents.... AH. But I love some prorevenge ... STACK THE LAYERS XD
@Battleship0095 жыл бұрын
Don't you wish we could give them to five faced mechanical aliens?
@clipdistribution99295 жыл бұрын
@@Battleship009 yus
@Battleship0095 жыл бұрын
@@clipdistribution9929 Oh you know who I'm talking about?
@clipdistribution99295 жыл бұрын
@@Battleship009 ..... I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
@Battleship0095 жыл бұрын
@@clipdistribution9929 That didn't answer my question.
@adamr22965 жыл бұрын
1:01 HAHA YUGI YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP CARD!
@jingkoth40135 жыл бұрын
I am soo proud of the revenge in the first one. It's like when you read/watch a comic or movie or something and the main character takes someone down in a way I would never think of.
@alex_99505 жыл бұрын
I've just imagined a town so entitled that even the judge and the court is full of Entitled people.
@TheIceLeopard5 жыл бұрын
Ahhh... No puppy bloopers. I'm going to sue you. Joking of course XD
@falanirave90625 жыл бұрын
OP reaches into pocket "I'm about to ruin this womans whole carrier."
@TheMuddyMilesTrain4 жыл бұрын
pigeon
@zebanon52864 жыл бұрын
@@TheMuddyMilesTrain N... Nani?
@BrittKGM5 жыл бұрын
As soon as OP mentioned the ‘no sexual relations’ policy, I KNEW Mrs B was about to get her arse handed to her. 🤣🤣
@runarubelli35435 жыл бұрын
it is night here and that frickin jigsaw doll jumpscared me when I was listening passively I almost got frightened
@skrimpboy96395 жыл бұрын
i am legally required to say "Good Video" -Bot 10352
@thegoldengamer11005 жыл бұрын
I am legally required to say, "I Agree" -Bot 90021
@arloseptember5 жыл бұрын
I am legally required to say “I am confused” -bot 84298
@justchillin27745 жыл бұрын
I am Legal - Mexican Juan- (1)
@sealofapproval48445 жыл бұрын
I am legally required to say “I also agree” - Bot 9832
@Mydudes105 жыл бұрын
Riley MO aww fuck JIM the boys are glitched again
@TheTwistedLife5 жыл бұрын
What if Yugi was Getting reviewed and said " I activate my spell "REMOVE TRAP," Now I activate this which allows me to bring the top card of your graveyard to my hand and now I activate "PERFORMANCE REVIEW" Funniest Yu-gi-oh episode I made up 😂
@ChaoticAngelKitten4 жыл бұрын
TheTwistedGamer Gaming Haha not bad. Go Yami Yugi! :P
@moseschong335 жыл бұрын
Mrs. B/Manager: let's show your performance review to the VP OP: no u
@randomstuff68215 жыл бұрын
Rslash: *Gets flagged by KZfaq* KZfaq: *that's not allowed, +2 flagged video*
@dotdankory5 жыл бұрын
Rslash : +4, you get 6flagged videos, and I choose yellow.. (youtube doesnt have any yellow/black cards)
@joshua61865 жыл бұрын
@@dotdankory black cards?
@kikicauseschaos5 жыл бұрын
@@joshua6186 wild cards
@Justin-pf5wz5 жыл бұрын
Imagine loosing your job to an uno card
@firstnamesurname85315 жыл бұрын
4:20 That guy should be a lawyer!
@auviana74235 жыл бұрын
420 blaze it
@y33t235 жыл бұрын
That Mrs B. story: *Destruction 100* *No U 100*
@absoluteunit59275 жыл бұрын
Boss: I'm sorry to inform you that you are fired Me: Really? *Pulls out "Reverse no-u" card* *Boss pulls out his reverse, +4 card* Me: F*CK Be prepared bosses and guys
@darkforcewhis12215 жыл бұрын
Seto Kaiba: I win Yugi Yugi: Well I activate the reverse card, it is like magic cylinder but for everything. Seto Kaiba: oh shit
@Kuriboh10085 жыл бұрын
Noice
@PretzlcoatlTheFirst5 жыл бұрын
Since I don’t know what/who yugi is and who seto Kaiba is I’ll presume it’s an anime
@hibiscustea92745 жыл бұрын
Everytime Kiba smiles, a puppy dies
@josephochoa98615 жыл бұрын
@@PretzlcoatlTheFirst yea from yu-gi-oh
@PretzlcoatlTheFirst5 жыл бұрын
Joseph Ochoa oh ok kool thanks for explaining
@_fragment4 жыл бұрын
Oh, the RC one. OH, the RC one. I *felt* the enjoyment flowing through my veins on that one.
@magicmaninc.56575 жыл бұрын
That first story is by far the best revenge story I've ever heard
@Ella-wo4ev5 жыл бұрын
R slash has become part of my daily routine. Every art class I listen while working 😂😂
@fayyolafaraza21175 жыл бұрын
Who actually thought the OP was gonna give a UNO reverse card to the enemy?
@marko.12065 жыл бұрын
I have a small penis, but I brought an uno reverse card
@fayyolafaraza21175 жыл бұрын
@@marko.1206 lol my name trap worked XD
@marko.12065 жыл бұрын
dude i brought a reverse card.
@fayyolafaraza21175 жыл бұрын
OH SH-
@PretzlcoatlTheFirst5 жыл бұрын
You all get likes
5 жыл бұрын
This is all totally true! I quit my job because I had to do something and couldn't get my own way by any other means. Then everyone stood up and started clapping and cheering!
@Springdude115 жыл бұрын
1:41 I've watched this video several times, and I only now saw that.
@ryantheredzombie61243 жыл бұрын
I got scared for a sec when I saw it
@jordananderson27285 жыл бұрын
First OP: I'm really good at sales and always get us money VP: Mhm FO: And I just proved that I'm accountable VP: Yes FO: And you just said that's the best performance review you've had VP: Correct FO: So can I be sales manager? VP: Well, yes, but actually no.
@corgimunchkin87834 жыл бұрын
No u backfired
@titmouse-distribution4 жыл бұрын
More Like @@corgimunchkin8783 Backfired! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
@aspectoftheyeti12325 жыл бұрын
Yugi: I set a card face down! Kaiba: That might be a No u card Yugi: He knows Kaiba: I play a card face down! Yugi: Crap
@tblkinqss76095 жыл бұрын
Just Pathetic I’m gonna guess you’re a weeb
@Ardorstorm5 жыл бұрын
Yugi: I play another card face down! Kaiba: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck (For the record i don’t watch yugio, i just wanted to keep this going)
@Cy3qi5 жыл бұрын
@@Ardorstorm kaiba: I sacrafice 20 dollars to summon blue eyes white dragon Yugi: you just activated ny trap card-mirror force
@TheNealzarka5 жыл бұрын
When I hear: you do not want to go this road, I have survival instinct on, my mum educated my instinct
@Nekulturny4 жыл бұрын
16:37 what do you mean without concrete evidence? The kid admitted it when he said "I didn't damage it THAT bad".
@nopebuddy68274 жыл бұрын
Is today gonna be the day? Today is gonna be the day.
@alexanderrahl70345 жыл бұрын
"How is it assault if someone gets injured trying to damage other peoples property?" Dunno man, ask Australia lol
@jeaniebee36574 ай бұрын
so the guy who talked his coworker into not reporting sexual harassment till the timing would benefit him is surprised he didnt get the persons job he threw the evidence at during his assessment lol sounds like a real winner there lol
@TheRandomRukai5 жыл бұрын
The best thing about Rslash is that the title and thumbnail isn't a click bait that you have to wait until the end to find out what the story is about. It's usually the first or second story and that makes it so much more satisfying to watch his videos than anyone else.
@soulofflame9999 Жыл бұрын
Apart from one video that he discovered the story about as false and removed it.
@mtaaaaa38945 жыл бұрын
Dude as a person with a knowlage of model rc cars, and models I would have had a go pro on the car to begin with. (I think it would be an amazing video.(ps keep up the good work r/slash!) Also did the kid get his car replaced?
@migueeeelet5 жыл бұрын
Should've filed a complaint against HR after the raise lol
@animesenpai11635 жыл бұрын
He probably have the HR in their knees right now especially since he has full on recordings of their misdeeds. He would probably be approved in raises lol
@dr.redstone79805 жыл бұрын
Destruction 100 Restoration 100
@VocalFox2 жыл бұрын
The fact that rSlash put Atem from Yu-Gi-Oh as the thumbnail for this video is priceless. 💀 That sales OP showed no mercy and it was perfect.
@warrenkeystone51955 жыл бұрын
Haha! Reverse uno card, that means I didn’t use this car-... Oh fuck wait
@TheArmyOfGoats5 жыл бұрын
Some people need a cup of coffee to wake up... I need a cup of vengeance
@isaacdenley19225 жыл бұрын
#relatable 👿👿👿
@mauldalorian47255 жыл бұрын
That second one about work place bulling is nothing short of extortion not revenge.
@Fif0l5 жыл бұрын
*REVENGE* /noun/ - the action of hurting or harming someone in return for an injury or wrong suffered at their hands. So yeah, even if it is extortion, it's still revenge. And what, would you like to pull her to court for extortion for threatening to sue them? I would like to see how that goes. "your honor, OP deserves prison for threatening the company to ask yourself what you think about the recordings."
@Fif0l5 жыл бұрын
@@generalkenobistopmotions9817 Where the flip does survival of the fittest fit in here? Or are you this one type of social darwinist who thinks EVERY situation in life is about survival?
@PowerAirSimulations4 жыл бұрын
Completely love your readings, I listen to them all day.
@rngts2m5975 жыл бұрын
roses are red violets are blue I came for the thumbnail and so did you.
@bodin19125 жыл бұрын
Nice rhyme/poem
@inactivioli5 жыл бұрын
I came because of the text side of the thumbnail
@jocal98005 жыл бұрын
@@inactivioli thats still part of the thumbnail
@inactivioli5 жыл бұрын
@@jocal9800 I know, but I have think they are referring to the frick, I don't remember the name of the anime..
@yoggysothy25125 жыл бұрын
@@inactivioli Yu-Gi-Oh
@DinoFrr5 жыл бұрын
I was in a clan got kicked, got my reverse card' it worked! LMFAO
@otheturtle40283 жыл бұрын
Boss: You’re fired! Employee: *(accidentally)* You too! Boss: … Employee: … Boss: Whelp guess I’ll pack my things
@blackenedskies32635 жыл бұрын
This kid's R/C car is worth more than my actual car
@chickengacha36025 жыл бұрын
YOU POST IT WHEN I NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL ;-;
@russianfairy6085 жыл бұрын
I know your feeling because ME TOO ;(
@corruptedplayer5 жыл бұрын
i have school holiday
@quasi-stellarcatastrophe45555 жыл бұрын
I was leaving school. Lol. Ok I was i was going to my last lesson of the day. He posted as soon as I got set to go.
@phantomseige38195 жыл бұрын
I know the feels but I'm in schoo😭😭😭
@communistpoland59625 жыл бұрын
Hahah sux fo u im bacc
@ecgfade52015 жыл бұрын
I am a simple man, I see rslash, I click
@trandaiphuc53425 жыл бұрын
A simple man would have emoji in his comment.
@quasi-stellarcatastrophe45555 жыл бұрын
I am a simple man, I carry UNO reverse cards everywhere I go.
@HdngTgr4 жыл бұрын
5:36 I imagined a scene where it’s just OP and joe walking like f***ing mafia bosses to the performance review
@Foxxie0kun5 жыл бұрын
Ohai, welcome to your performance review! Employee: PUNY MORTAL! You have fallen into my trap!
@Icalasari5 жыл бұрын
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Incompetech? Sounds like they took KZfaq's REAL name ;)
@VerySleepyHedgehog5 жыл бұрын
You know whats great I get to watch this in the morning whilst drinking coffee, its my routine, Coffee and Rslash
@sonicboom97085 жыл бұрын
My mom works at a grocery store and has to offend deal with customers who don't want to show their ID. They seem to think she's the one who wants them to show her their ID for no reason.
@theFuzzyWarble4 жыл бұрын
"The Fall of Mrs. B" a Netflix original?! EPIC!!
@dayalasingh58535 жыл бұрын
The VP in the first story reminds me of Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
@KryoNitrone5 жыл бұрын
Heheh.. *_What_*
@dayalasingh58535 жыл бұрын
@@KryoNitrone I agree
@frostburning5 жыл бұрын
Took longer than I thought but both fresh and rSlash uploaded the same story, specifically the first one.
@joshua61865 жыл бұрын
who was first?
@frostburning5 жыл бұрын
Josh Army24 fresh uploaded first but they were pretty close on their upload times. I will admit that fresh uploaded the last story a while back.