Rudy Giuliani Made 'Hannity' Watchable

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Sure, Rudy Giuliani may have implicated Trump for serious crimes. But at least it happened on his favorite shows!
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@TheReal008Zulu 6 жыл бұрын

Mueller: Two years of investigation, wasted. All I had to do was wait for Trump's own lawyers to throw him under the bus.

@WCWThunderRosa 6 жыл бұрын

Ganiscol I feel bad for the bastard who has to do that

@maggierezac5820 6 жыл бұрын

Buttercup III Ha! They SHOULD be getting Hazard Pay for that mess! Good catch!

@HeadCannonPrime 6 жыл бұрын

What I would give to be a grand jury in the Trump case! The prosecution is just going to wheel in a TV like a 3rd grade substitute teacher and play 3 hours of clips of Trump and his lawyers confessing to crimes recorded from fox news.

@genomitchalinni8106 4 жыл бұрын

And now, we know how those mobile balistic trucks, they parade, look like when launched at night.

@elpato7598 6 жыл бұрын

Stormy watch cracks me up 😂

@anjie8570 6 жыл бұрын

Love the Stormy Watch music and dance. LOL

@Kevin_Street 6 жыл бұрын

"It comes with streaming." This is like the Platonic Ideal of a dirty joke, glittering and perfect under the stage lights.

@ashwinkumar3806 6 жыл бұрын

It's clear that his legal team wrote that tweet for him. They deliberately made the typo to make it sound authentic.

@ElmerFuddGun 6 жыл бұрын

Actually Rudy *_IS HELPING_* with the comedy! This is great stuff!

@lunanasushistax6692 6 жыл бұрын

Wasn't there a video called "Donald Trump Rudy Giuliani Drag Queen Motorboat" several years ago? I think he's been looking for another big comedic break ever since

@brian5o 6 жыл бұрын

... and hopefully with the impeachment.

@ElmerFuddGun 6 жыл бұрын

Lunana - It wouldn't surprise me. But nothing surprises me about Trump any more! The only thing I am surprised about is that he is still the US president!

@glennbarrera8353 6 жыл бұрын

Guys! He is trying! He already offered Jared Kushner up as disposable

@lunanasushistax6692 6 жыл бұрын

Think positive! America's deceased presidents are probably rolling in their graves so much right now that they can generate enough power until the next election

@Ela.elizabeth 6 жыл бұрын

At this point, Trump is just making it second to second. He thinks introducing new scandals is the best thing to do to cover up your own misdoings - so he's literally just trying to obfuscate the situation as much as possible to keep people talking about "what the truth actually is" instead of focusing on the crimes. He's boiling himself alive, he's done.

@drdebbie03 6 жыл бұрын

Rudy is a crook, always has been...

@mariespi96 4 жыл бұрын

Right! Now I wonder if he funneled any 9/11 donations into his pockets 🤔

@indrinita 6 жыл бұрын

I love that little dance he does everytime when the "Stormy Watch" music comes on

@SS-th9wz 6 жыл бұрын

indrinita - That’s because you’re gay.

@ariloveshouse 6 жыл бұрын

Bless you uploader!!!! We haven't gotten the whole monologue in one video in ages. Please keep it this way. - Everyone in the comments.

@TheShadowKing1988 6 жыл бұрын

The reason the monologues get broken up is because Stephen usually talks about multiple topics, so each individual video covers just each topic. In the case of this particular monologue, it's all on one video because Stephen was discussing one single topic. Make sense?

@lizachen5970 6 жыл бұрын

"I'm breathing in second hand prayer...".....LOL!

@chupavi89 6 жыл бұрын

"It comes with streaming". Now that's a home run. Im still laughing :D

@zapfanzapfan 6 жыл бұрын

Wow, with a lawyer like Rudy, who needs prosecutors... :-)

@johngtsang7420 6 жыл бұрын

zapfanzapfan we can see 👀 HOW , repeatedly , DUMB or Stupid , #trump and #trumpStaffs are : #trumpsupportersareaspecialkindofstupid

@roy2net 6 жыл бұрын

Always new facts with this president, does he think people are stupid.

@cmdraftbrn 6 жыл бұрын

well the mob isnt going to screw itself. /s

@charlesstockford5913 6 жыл бұрын

Bad Hombre sadly many are that stupid.

@FeelItRising 6 жыл бұрын

Bad Hombre sadly his constituents are, roughly half the US

@MeganKoumori 6 жыл бұрын

Rudy Giuliani has crazy eyes.

@dsmith9412 6 жыл бұрын

MeganKoumori I noticed that when Rudy yells (like during the Convention)- he looks just like Voldemort

@Grim_Beard 6 жыл бұрын

Why would a secular democracy, that has separation of church and state written right into its constitution, have a national day of prayer?

@HughJorgan1 6 жыл бұрын

It's indeed perplexing. But the God/Jesus delusion is still a massive business in the US. Its various cults still influence votes. I think we're at least a few elections away from getting the God delusion out of US politics.

@Zomby_Woof 5 жыл бұрын

Blame the pilgrims. A lot of the founders wanted nothing to do with superstition, but they had to appease the pilgrims, who left England to seek out the freedom to burn their neighbors alive for miscounting the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin. At the time, England was cracking down on that sort of horseshit, and encouraging the nutbags to gtfo. That was only a minority of the population, but we had a whole raft of other handicaps. Education was poor in the colonies compared to England. Sure, we had the original Ivy League Colleges, but most people could barely read, so they fell prey to the Trumps of the day. Men like Samuel Adams, who took England's fairly reasonable decree that if the colonists would not stop provoking the French colonies, having their ass handed to them, and then requiring England to repeatedly ride to their rescue, that the colonists would then be required to bear the expense of that defense through some minor taxes, and through propaganda turned it into "no taxation without representation!" Well, no shit. The colonists had proven themselves to be utterly irresponsible and would never agree to pay for anything if they could get someone else to carry the load. If the pilgrims had just been taken out back and shot, and colonization delayed until they were fully purged, the babbling snake brigade would never have had a toehold.

@rickileee4742 5 жыл бұрын

Grim, I f*ck*n LOVED your thought. So simple, so pure. but the reply from GOP "Cuz Jeeezuz wanted it that way. See so right here in this GOP-approved bible

@trentrubenacker9718 5 жыл бұрын

@@Zomby_Woof They found someone else to carry the load alright. Natives and Africans and the Chinese. People to shit on while they do everything you're too much of a lazy bitch to take care of yourself. Now it's Latin American immigrants and those Asian kids we outsource all the manufacturing jobs too.

@albertelnen4995 5 жыл бұрын

With a President who really isn't Christian.

@mooniejohnson 6 жыл бұрын

I often have to sign NDAs saying I didn't have an affair with someone. You know, totally normal.

@valerievoigt 6 жыл бұрын

😂Adam Winkelmann , yeah, all of us do it. So I wonder where my $130,000 is?!

@couragekarnga8735 6 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Earth, where nothing makes sense.

@ziqi92 6 жыл бұрын

November can’t come soon enough

@xxXthekevXxx 5 жыл бұрын

This aged well

@brinjoness3386 6 жыл бұрын

The trump lawyers got to the end of writing his 3 tweets and realised if there wasn't any spelling mistakes people would know trump didn't write it.

@TheArtemis07 4 жыл бұрын

Every time someone knocked on her door, writer Dorothy Parker said, “What fresh hell is this?” That’s what I say when I brace myself to watch the news nowadays.

@hollyb6885 6 жыл бұрын

I used to think evangelicals were very spiritual, religious people. But if they back someone as vile as tDump, they’ve lost their souls along the way.

@BeavisSaves 6 жыл бұрын

They willingly ignore all hypocracy and are convinced Hillary is satan. They are hyper partisan and impossible to reason with.

@jc.1191 4 жыл бұрын

@@BeavisSaves lol, great name. 😂

@idarum3537 6 жыл бұрын

Hannity asks Giuliani questions as if he wants him to answer a certain way.

@thirtythreeflavors 6 жыл бұрын

Ida Rum definitely.

@cindym5896 6 жыл бұрын

Despise Hannity!

@timeaesnyx 6 жыл бұрын

Ida Rum it would not be surprising if he does.

@freedomfirst5557 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you Rudy and Faux "news" couldn't have done it without you both.......The intelligent and sane Americans thank you today.

@blu4085 6 жыл бұрын

The lie bar keeps getting ever lower..How low can it go? Their backs are already covered in mud.

@greggusan 6 жыл бұрын

That ain't mud

@tbrowntracyj 6 жыл бұрын

you gonna play like you dont know? welli couyld tell you but i am s liasrt

@maryanneslater9675 6 жыл бұрын

Fumbles, if anyone helped get North and South Korea talking it was Rex Tillerson, the man Trump fired for calling him a moron. Trump has just made childish insults toward Kim Jung Un -- something the Koreans can get agree to sneer at.

@johnIZaUWL 6 жыл бұрын

Fumbles he’s a rooster taking credit for the sunrise and maybe even the suns VERY EXISTENCE! Your probably a Russian troll da?

@johnIZaUWL 6 жыл бұрын

QuTi 2U the “bar” is in the center of the Earth now and will probably be in China by 2020!

@philippenachtergal6077 6 жыл бұрын

You can't empower someone to "fix things" in your name, pay him big money and then go hide and say you didn't know what he was doing. Willful ignorance is not a legal defense. It doesn't work for mafia bosses who tell their hit-man to "deal with the situation" and it doesn't work here.

@tommylyons3765 5 жыл бұрын

sadly, It apparently does work here.

@mesutozil168 6 жыл бұрын

One of them is lying, its both of em

@AwesomeBlackDude 6 жыл бұрын

mesut ozil, ROLL not ROLE. Damn homonyms.

@LadyAneh 6 жыл бұрын

We don’t want Giuliani to be lying though because he accidentally admitted on tv that Trump both paid back Cohen and that it was because it was so near the election that the story would look bad that the payment was made, basically helping the prosecution. It’s hilarious.

@veecee3669 6 жыл бұрын

Night after night, Colbert, you are ruthless. Keep up the good work...

@TheZeroNeonix 6 жыл бұрын

The National Day of Prayer. What an ironically unChristian concept. Jesus: "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

@pennyhollifield5055 6 жыл бұрын

TheZeroNeonix Very well put!!

@hasannaqvi7430 3 жыл бұрын

Beautifully put, my friend, if you don't mind me adding, I find it interesting how Jesus says to the father directly and not to anyone else including him.

@phillanager6245 6 жыл бұрын

Presidents don't have time for answering questions. But lots of time for golfing at Mar-a-lago.

@nafissatoure4449 6 жыл бұрын

Phil Lanager golfing And tweeting.

@henryphilippeaux3566 6 жыл бұрын

Fumbles We're not out the woods yet as far as the Korean Peninsula. You make it sound as if denuclearization has already been achieved. It has not.

@ivansol92 6 жыл бұрын

+Fumbles constantly winning trade wars? He can't even handle Mexico or Canada... does winning mean something different to Americans?

@djohn3dddd841 5 жыл бұрын

What does "Mar- a- Lago" mean?? I KNOW😒.....GOOGLE IT😉(and ask the SAME question...AGAIN!😂).

@djohn3dddd841 5 жыл бұрын

@@ivansol92 😂Please don't make fun of us😱😟😫😕!!. We're not ALL responsible😅😂!! I KNOW how it LOOKS👀😂👍

@mindlessgonzo 6 жыл бұрын

The reason they're praying is to pray to God Trump stops tweeting himself a hole. Or to stop this living nightmare that is the Trump Presidency.

@larabee1058 6 жыл бұрын

mindlessgonzo Maybe they are praying that *something* will be enough to remove Trump from office and let Mike Pence take over officially.

@doreene5421 6 жыл бұрын

Trump needs to resign.

@b.bailey8244 6 жыл бұрын

i think Pence is praying that he will be president soon... an even more chilling thought than having Trump!

@walkingcubkid 6 жыл бұрын

Lara Bee I’m pretty sure pence will be out of office as well if trump gets impeached

@TunTheOfficial 6 жыл бұрын

mindlessgonzo 😂 i could see em pray for both!

@michelesanchez6828 6 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile here on the southeastern part of Puerto Rico I am still waiting to have electricity after over 7 months!! And I also am embarrassed to have a President who is completely unfit to be our commander in chief😣

@southrules 6 жыл бұрын

Michele Sànchez Ugh that sucks, yeah sorry

@dr4g0nitedive29 6 жыл бұрын

You are our territory. We collect your taxes but screw you Spanish speaking country. If you want to whine so much just leave baka.

@pennyhollifield5055 6 жыл бұрын

Rogue Dr4g0nite You are one hateful, sad & sorry person.

@LagrimaArdiente 6 жыл бұрын

Penny Hollifield Not the first person I encounter like them, either. I was once straight up told, "You can't vote, so you don't count." These people are just flat-out evil.

@MrRacecourser 6 жыл бұрын

Michele Sànchez Sad. So sorry. God bless Puerto Rico.

@themelissashow3386 6 жыл бұрын

The NETCHIX joke had me dyin

@13VictorC 6 жыл бұрын

Same. Especially after Stephen said they offer "streaming".

@gregoryarrants 6 жыл бұрын

My favorite is always when Stephen reads the tweets in his trump voice

@MsMary957 6 жыл бұрын

gregoryarrants : dot dot dot dot

@thackythac 6 жыл бұрын

Me2

@MeredithAnne88 6 жыл бұрын

He has the best Trump voice.

@chake46 5 жыл бұрын

Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, LMAO.

@christopherunfus8962 5 жыл бұрын

dot dot dot dot LOL!

@ariloveshouse 6 жыл бұрын

Crazy that this went down on Hannity's show. I mean if Rudy was gonna jumble his words anywhere it would of been somewhere outside of the trump fan club (fox news).

@russianintheeagle8285 6 жыл бұрын

Love you Stephen

@garyphillips3406 6 жыл бұрын

So lets get this straight, the new truth is "Here is some money to stay silent about the fact you blackmailed me over an affair we did not have"?

@KristianKumpula 6 жыл бұрын

The real reason why Trump feels "truly blessed" to have Mike Pence as vice president is that he is one of the few people who could generally be considered a worse option than Trump.

@y.o.byoungorganicbeing6605 6 жыл бұрын

God bless this show

@Barneyrubble241 6 жыл бұрын

People still believe Trump and all his nonsense. Just staggering to me.

@SS-th9wz 6 жыл бұрын

Jim M - Since you root for Hillary and Obama....do you root for cancer too? Lol.

@jonathancampbell7798 6 жыл бұрын

Go Devils that is very typical trumptard behavior. Avoid the question. Bring up Obama or Clinton. Ring your bell and get your cheese, mouse.

@TheNextTurn 6 жыл бұрын

Democrats are ignoring the DNC and DCCC's horrible actions of pushing out progressives and rigging the mid-term elections

@SS-th9wz 6 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Campbell Uranium 1 / Benghazi / Jill Stein recount / southern border / sanctuary cities / black unemployment/ 58 genders / common core / planned parenthood abortion / etc....shall I continue ? I’m just getting started.

@beeyaybaracas3240 6 жыл бұрын

TheNextTurn Aaaaaand what does it have to do with trump's empirical criminal activities?

@melindac3368 6 жыл бұрын

Good ol' Rudy! I wonder how long it took Hannity to become unclenched.

@VacationImpossible 6 жыл бұрын

That's how he roles

@AllenSJ5 6 жыл бұрын

Vacation Impossible Dats howe ee rolz

@johnapple6646 5 жыл бұрын

*roll

@Gottenhimfella 5 жыл бұрын

Talk about not getting the joke ... sheeessh

@verdatum 6 жыл бұрын

Trump so did not write those tweets. Maybe the dots, but that's it.

@yva1118yva 6 жыл бұрын

verdatum -- elipsis king.

@jimmythornseed8605 6 жыл бұрын

Whoever it is was really on a roll though, eh?

@raymondproseus3560 6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Thornseed a Hawaiian roll? Those things are delicious!

@dothedeed 6 жыл бұрын

There was a comma before the dots - he didn't write that.

@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 6 жыл бұрын

It was Rudy

@nerdysister 6 жыл бұрын

These people are all going to jail

@chunkachocolat4611 6 жыл бұрын

Roses are red I will be blunt Innocent guys don’t say, “A total witch hunt!”

@QueenBee-gx4rp 6 жыл бұрын

Max Canon Shouldn’t it be warlock hunt?

@sharonsmilesphotography5553 6 жыл бұрын

Agreed, and the Warlock is corrupt as hell.

@manatime1653 6 жыл бұрын

Max Canon The witch being hunted is Hillary. So funny you cant read the reports thus far and see this.

@manatime1653 6 жыл бұрын

SharonSmilesPhotography And they have turned up no evidence except that which has caused th he firing of several deep state officials. Hmmmm.... How fricken dumb are you people. I'll be back to gloat

@GarlicPudding 6 жыл бұрын

Me N. You mean the reports from the Knot Reel Institute, or the University of BS?

@ryand1683 6 жыл бұрын

It’s the national day of Star Wars not of prayer!!!!!!!!

@sarahschuman3023 6 жыл бұрын

Hit those high notes Colbert.

@pennclick 6 жыл бұрын

Rudy is the guy you sit down with and you say “listen, I’ll tell you but you can’t tell anyone”, he says “sure of course”. The second he agrees he turns to the guy down the table and tells him. You get his attention and say “what the hell, man I just told you not to tell anybody!” And he just says, “I don’t know why you told me if you thought I wouldn’t immediately tell someone else, so this is kind of your fault.”

@bernardoheusi6146 6 жыл бұрын

Ayy lmao exactly There is a tale about a spartan who was too quiet. Someone from elsewhere asked him if he was quiet because he was an idiot. He replied: "an idiot can´t keep his mouth shut".

@HeadCannonPrime 6 жыл бұрын

So True. Trump: here is all this sensitive information that will get me arrested, keep it to yourself, tell no one! Juliani: Hey Hannity, guess what I just heard!

@VersinKettorix 6 жыл бұрын

I wonder if all those guys in Leavenworth will sign NDA's before violating Don the Con.

@BootlegFightVideo 6 жыл бұрын

He can't even pretend he gives a shit about prayer. Probably his best feature.

@xxXthekevXxx 5 жыл бұрын

BootlegFightVideo right??

@idarum3537 6 жыл бұрын

So busy. Busy people. Winning.

@uncleo7007 6 жыл бұрын

"It comes with streaming"😂😂 this guy is too good

@urjits25 6 жыл бұрын

Jamal Omar Hey, I didn't get it. Could you please explain it?

@uncleo7007 6 жыл бұрын

Urjit Sardesai he's making a joke about the "pee tape" in Russia. ( Allegedly Trump hired Russian hookers to urinate on a hotel bed)..😂 just Google "Trump Russia pee tape "

@allieschwarz8023 6 жыл бұрын

+ Jamal Omar I am *not* going to google it, but I do have a question. I thought that the tape was supposed to be two Russian hookers ("Russian hookers; best in the world according to Putin!) *peeing on each other* while Trump watches and maybe does more than watch. But my friend says it's supposedly some Russian hookers *peeing on Trump* . What is your understanding?

@uncleo7007 6 жыл бұрын

Allie Schwarz well so far it's just a made up story, that could possibly be true. No hard evidence on it yet. Lol, but Trump generated so much fake news himself that he must lay in his bed, his wet bed if you will...😂

@uncleo7007 6 жыл бұрын

Allie Schwarz you're right it definitely adds up and makes sense

@queenannblue 6 жыл бұрын

Stephen killed this...I'm in tears...NetChix!😂😂

@BavonWW 4 жыл бұрын

Jeez, very funny. It's September 2019 and I have never watched it until now.

@christiecrawford1653 4 жыл бұрын

It's so funny to me that the same people who "despised" Bill Clinton and were FOR his impeachment, defend Trump's behavior. Lol I DONT GET IT! 🤣🤣 P.S. they BOTH suck!

@wgjung1 6 жыл бұрын

The dumb version of Watergate.

@MagronesBR2 6 жыл бұрын

juan gomez Watersports

@venumadhavrayasam2254 6 жыл бұрын

Stormy Watch is actually starting to grow on me

@DaveH82 6 жыл бұрын

President Trump is such a _roll_ model. 😁

@tootsla1252 6 жыл бұрын

Dave H. 😂😂😂😂

@daveroberts6884 6 жыл бұрын

He rolled some people to the tune of $25 million. Screwed by Trump U.

@TheRogueWolf 6 жыл бұрын

In that he is pale, round and doughy?

@BigBadJerryRogers 6 жыл бұрын

Don't insult baked bread like that.

@loulew07 6 жыл бұрын

Only President with 3 prenups , sounds like love :)

@TheNorwog 6 жыл бұрын

I have a theory of one of the reasons why Trump's tweets have so many incorrect word usages and odd turns of phrase. He uses voice to text and doesn't edit. I've sent some weird messages before due to the same thing. So I picture Trump sitting on his toilet, with his cheeseburger, yelling at his phone and it's hilarious.

@portkembla1955 6 жыл бұрын

dot dot dot dot dot dot......love Colbert.

@TheRobster2007 6 жыл бұрын

Dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot - All sane Americans.

@lazyperfectionist1 6 жыл бұрын

In the words of the Roman philosopher Seneca, "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."

@thechosenmwuaha 6 жыл бұрын

Watch out, we got a badass over here.

@yawn1775 6 жыл бұрын

Jovan Martinovic 😂😂😂

@ha6737 6 жыл бұрын

Agree, use religion for your convenience...sad!!! A lot of religious leaders use the Bible and the word of Trump to fill their pockets...

@cyberbob19 6 жыл бұрын

lazyperfectionist1 "Roman philosophers" are prone to error too. They have an opinion. To find truth, study the Divine prophets such as Christ.

@Zigblat 6 жыл бұрын

Actually, there is no record of Seneca saying that but Edward Gibbon in 1776 wrote: "The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered by the people, as equally true; by the philosopher, as equally false; and by the magistrate, as equally useful. "

@joaquinpraveenvishnu8509 6 жыл бұрын

Wtf? He knows how to spell 'Arbitration' but didn't know how to spell 'role'? What's up with this man? Or was it tweeted with aid? This bizarre. You are the President of the United States. Leader of the Free World.

@samuelrosander1048 4 жыл бұрын

"There was no affair. That's why I got her to write a letter and sign an NDA saying there wasn't an affair. There is no reason to believe there every would have been an affair, because we only met once or twice. And that makes sense, because doesn't everyone write letters and sign NDAs denying affairs with virtually everyone they meet...or don't meet? That's just common sense."

@gwen3010 6 жыл бұрын

Many, many people are praying that you resign "believe me"!

@carriesiesser7704 6 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure why everyone was groaning at the "streaming" comment. I think that was a brilliant comic twist. Well done sir!

@brandonmikell9223 6 жыл бұрын

Oh my god... WHY AREN'T THEY IN JAIL YET?!?!?!?!?!

@sausache 6 жыл бұрын

6:40 Wait, hold on a second. Trump did not sign the NDA. I distinctly remember Stormy's legal team stating that. That's why they felt they could publicly come forward and speak about it. How can it be legally binding if one of the parties didn't sign and agree to it?

@gtimny 6 жыл бұрын

WOW! Trump's twitter-english sure has improved (and "roll" could have been an autocorrect thing)... Gimme a break! Trump couldn't even READ that tweet, never mind write it! That must be what Cohen is doing for his $35,000/mo. - writing Trump's tweets.

@Maremons 6 жыл бұрын

2:59 Jon Batiste: "Yeah.. Why you gon' use the word 'funnel'?" lmao

@slipperypete619 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was intentional.

@baconforsaken5555 6 жыл бұрын

He is the worst

@hks2377 6 жыл бұрын

Exactly. It’s crazy that Giuliani is trying so hard to say this transaction is legal, yet manages to make it sound even more corrupt each time he talks about it😳😂

@pn3940 6 жыл бұрын

he's giving the "alternative" fact that we didn't know.

@lizardog 6 жыл бұрын

Breathing in second-hand prayer...

@argedismun2 6 жыл бұрын

Am I perverted by saying Obama was and still is the best president we ever had and deserve

@MrDick-kz8qc 6 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes you are. Why? Because FDR

@kjamison5951 6 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest, Obama wasn't the best President ever. He tried to be and would have succeeded with support from the Republican Party. His ideas were for the benefit of Americans. ACA wasn't perfect but what he got passed through Congress was still an achievement. And given that women were given the vote in 1920 and African Americans had to wait until 1965, it was a crowning achievement that an African American became President. Obama's legacy would have continued to some degree if HRC had been elected. However, despite her experience, HRC was a bitter pill for Americans to swallow and the lies told by the trump campaign did not help either. Barack Obama's heart was in the right place when it came to the United States. As for trump? He's only in it for himself and how much money he can make. He is truly the worst president the United States will ever have. Even when POTUS #100 is in office, trump will still be last. Even Buchanan might move up several places.

@adenamichael8432 6 жыл бұрын

MatchstalkMan You are right he was one of the best

@patbyrne3076 6 жыл бұрын

argedismun2 no you are100% correct- he was the best and I miss him every minute of every day

@maggierezac5820 6 жыл бұрын

MatchstalkMan, yes, agreed with all of the above & just one addition... tRump has already displaced Buchanan!

@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын

Rudy is like a bodyguard who pats you on the back way too hard when his first shift starts, saying "You're in good hands, sir... ", which causes his gun to fall out of his home-made holster made of electrical tape, and shoot you in the liver.

@aranyanifox4375 6 жыл бұрын

The "electrical tape" bit just killed me... I am still trying to get some oxygen in my lungs!!! :DDD THANKS!!!

@glennbarrera8353 6 жыл бұрын

Oh shit!

@themastermason1 6 жыл бұрын

Hey, he at least had the thought to make himself a holster and not waistband carry. His testicles would be in danger.

@glennbarrera8353 6 жыл бұрын

Scott Mew - vampires don't have testicles

@themastermason1 6 жыл бұрын

glenn barrera They're there. They just look like a baseball player's.

@Drrck11 6 жыл бұрын

Anyone who believes Trump is a God-fearing man, I have a Tower in New York I would like to sell to you.😎

@pegmay7209 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Mr. Colbert for explaining things so quickly and acurately.

@josearturogarza5114 6 жыл бұрын

Hannity had to be thinking.. *WHERE'S THAT RED SUV!!* 🚘

@TurbidTG1 6 жыл бұрын

Please keep Rudy, Trump, oh please keep him! :)

@peppeddu 6 жыл бұрын

At this point I expect Kim Jong Un to cancel the meeting with Trump out of embarrassment.

@shirobu6447 6 жыл бұрын

Hurricane Rudy is a nut case 😷

@ramsha3262 6 жыл бұрын

Just like his Client Trump who is a SMUT case.

@miapdx503 6 жыл бұрын

Played no roll. They had to misspell a word to make it appear that trump wrote it. But it had punctuation, so, we're not fooled. 😜

@casper191985 6 жыл бұрын

huh?

@willariza00 6 жыл бұрын

I was surprised Colbert didn't mention anything about it. There is no chance in hell of Trump writing that tweet. It was too coherent, although the misspell is a nice touch

@happiedasie878 6 жыл бұрын

There is a roll that you eat & a role as an action, the joke was he used the wrong word.

@yajeskaran4061 6 жыл бұрын

Another moron!!...god save this country!

@crisissocoylike 6 жыл бұрын

Good catch, I was thinking the same

@GENEHAHN50 6 жыл бұрын

"NYETCHIKS comes w/ streaming". 🤣🤣🤣

@geekthegirl6961 6 жыл бұрын

There are just too many lies for too many ding dongs to keep track of.

@alterego1362 6 жыл бұрын

Stephen's dance routine for Stormy Watch 🤣🤣

@JohnDickinson 6 жыл бұрын

Its like being asked to mow the lawn and coming back in ten min later staying "finished", having turned over the mower and set it on fire. Rudie got the job and immediately blew steps 1-3.

@anamarquesx 6 жыл бұрын

At some point we have to ask "are they being incompetent on purpose?"

@luzcarimebersh5025 6 жыл бұрын

Colbert is the best political analyst. His explanations and analogies hit the point right on target. Thank you for making the tragic, embarrassing and disgusting truths a fine comedy! Love it!

@caseyyarnold2959 6 жыл бұрын

I,.too, ask God , "why aren't you doing something about getting rid of Drumpf in the White House??!!

@lisadee4490 6 жыл бұрын

Cohen call it Netchix it’s comes in streaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Otschki 6 жыл бұрын

Can you explain the streaming joke, I did not get it :D

@OlEgSaS32 6 жыл бұрын

"allegedly...allegedly" is what i was waiting for after that comment

@JoseVera20 6 жыл бұрын

Otschki I think it's because Trump was also accused of urinating on a hooker

@jeffersonlopez8236 6 жыл бұрын

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@DasIllu 6 жыл бұрын

What were his words? "I could shoot someone on 5th Ave. and people..." And people would still not take any action against this lunatic. I start to believe he was right. Not bc T is a bright person, but bc society in general is now at it's lowest, completely defunct.

@DasIllu 6 жыл бұрын

Sorry, my vote does not matter in this case... i live in europe :-P

@QueenBee-gx4rp 6 жыл бұрын

DasIllu Don’t let the nasties get you down-must be related to some scumbag Rethugs.

@DasIllu 6 жыл бұрын

People seem to wonder why we, way over there in europe even care. The problem is that we are all connected. The US messes up? We have to suffer. We mess up? The US has to suffer. We in the EU have to fight a lot of battles ourselves. It would be nice to not be worried about a emotionally challenged person and his index finger hovering over a certain red button.

@tonir99 6 жыл бұрын

Mike Zimmer didn't get what your gripe is, if you're a trumtard, GFYS! Trump can't write in English and he's the smartest person that ever attended Wharton.

@ryancalcaterra4946 6 жыл бұрын

DasIllu Thanks for caring, because the majority of Americans don’t seem to be that concerned about the future of our republic.

@stub2022 6 жыл бұрын

Hey Rudy, Nosferatu called, he wants his bottom teeth back.

@bbhutchin 6 жыл бұрын

"I hear he gets off on blind chicks who hold up scales" ...... man, Colbert is so good!!

@GammaPanda 6 жыл бұрын

Whole monologue in one video. 🙌

@srercrcr 6 жыл бұрын

"ROLL in the hay:!!

@AnEnemySpy456 6 жыл бұрын

If you put Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth around Trump, the only thing that would come out of his mouth would be a swarm of locusts.

@jacintaseals9654 5 жыл бұрын

Man, I love Stephen Colbert!!! I actually stay up to watch his show now!!! He’s so funny, yet relevant 😍

@napoleonibonaparte7198 6 жыл бұрын

We are also truly blessed to have an extra Lady, Extramarital Stormy Daniels

@NibblerPDX 6 жыл бұрын

It woulda been more funny if Stephen did Rudy's voice for Trump's tweets. Those tweets clearly weren't written by Trump lol.

@chillbaby5000 6 жыл бұрын

"In the aaarms ooof a pornstar..." lmao 😂

@lisakennedy6211 6 жыл бұрын

Keep calling them out on all their crap Colbert! Your show is practically the only time I can bring myself to laugh about this loathsome, deceitful, immoral president.