RUINING CARTEL TYCOON with VEGETABLES!

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2 жыл бұрын

Can I build an empire in Cartel Tycoon from delicious, nutritious vegetables? A major thanks to Tiny Build and Moon Moose for kindly sponsoring this excursion: bit.ly/CT_Rob
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@ambiguousamphibian 2 жыл бұрын

Nice bonus to finish off the weekend - been doing a lot of sims again, bringing me back to the old days :) Majestic thanks to friends over at Tiny Build and Moon Moose for sponsoring this one - go check out the new update to CT here: bit.ly/CT_Rob

@ABSwiftkillaz 2 жыл бұрын

Two vids in one day is a blessing

@ll-qw3lt 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for another wonderful video made my day so much better

@Fl4kFire 2 жыл бұрын

heart

@elbonnybar 2 жыл бұрын

nice, i suggest you put a steam link too in the description, just saying. btw double video this month? NICE. very NICE

@ThatGuywazhere 2 жыл бұрын

Blast from the past, sims + cartel tycoon = sim city 2000

@joshucamereeno8155 2 жыл бұрын

“Morally Ambiguous Amphibian” could totally be a playlist name for games like this and challenges that are.. morally ambiguous perhaps?

@mushreemman 2 жыл бұрын

@@piitcs4416 please kindly shut up, bot

@pedronabais1456 2 жыл бұрын

What's morally ambiguous about vegetals?

@hazukichanx408 2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, actual cartel dons: "...I see... so, we grow the vegetables instead of la c**a... and then people pay money to eat them... they become healthy and work better, die less... and spare vegetables can be sold elsewhere. Why did I not think of this? Thank you, strange frog man, we will change our ways."

@hannahmorgan4743 2 жыл бұрын

@@pedronabais1456 he goes on a whole tangent in the video on why. Utilitarianism

@gandalf_thegrey Жыл бұрын

@@hannahmorgan4743Normally Cartels are known to be brutes,Amphibian is just too sophisticated for this industry. Yet, the money in -Co- vegetables is too good to leave

@theroadstopshere 2 жыл бұрын

What an incredibly advertiser-friendly and highly engaging video, KZfaq, definitely nothing questionable or illegal mentioned here 👍 as a highly engaged and monetizable viewer, this video would be great for advertising. Nothing but vegetables and social works being done by an amphibian of great generosity and a velveteen voice

@blunderingfool 2 жыл бұрын

Something tells me if I ever post a Postal 2 LP on here it’d never get monetized these days. XD

@ryanstallings7920 2 жыл бұрын

..........yess ......nothing to look deeper into......yes

@matthewpohlmann6623 2 жыл бұрын

What are you? A cop?

@jamjar6494 2 жыл бұрын

Indeed, no illicit acts being performed here

@lukasbw6140 Жыл бұрын

⁹

@LordKefka 2 жыл бұрын

What a very nice guy, giving all those people healthy and delicious vegetables.

@LIITEMIES 2 жыл бұрын

Thats tons and tons of opium and other narcotics. Maize and onions crowing plenty on the ewery second row. People triving on an endless happines making stew.

@Arnellius_Martinius Жыл бұрын

@@LIITEMIES na, just veg.

@Killer66hitman 2 жыл бұрын

The over dubs make this feel like a fever dream where nothing I think I know is real

@strogonoffcore 2 жыл бұрын

perhaps it is... *wake up*

@rangaplays2025 2 жыл бұрын

wake up

@jeddpatrick8508 2 жыл бұрын

Wake up

@GuilhermeGuidugli Жыл бұрын

Wake up

@MisterCynic18 Жыл бұрын

WAKE UP

@sirtacovi3262 2 жыл бұрын

I still have tears in my eyes from "I listened to him beg for his liMACARONI until his deDESSERT" I imagined this big, tough lieutenant childishly demanding macaroni and only macaroni, and only once he could have cake was he really satisfied.

@snaky1107 2 жыл бұрын

Bro this is just depressing he had some good lieutenants murks them

@huntor3606 2 жыл бұрын

AA: Commits warcrimes in Rimworld on a daily basis Also AA: Censors the word "Drugs"

@johngammon6450 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes when the KZfaq Overlords of Monetization allow war crimes

@diamondarmy5546 2 жыл бұрын

@@piitcs4416 no

@Quadrolithium 2 жыл бұрын

@@diamondarmy5546 report for pornography, there, gone.

@ColinTimmins 2 жыл бұрын

@@Quadrolithium I report them all but I don’t think KZfaq cares at all. They are everywhere!

@Quadrolithium 2 жыл бұрын

@@ColinTimmins yep, they're fking back, wtf?

@dragonhat255 2 жыл бұрын

Time for a new, totally legal AA experience that doesn’t involve any war crimes whatsoever

@erickiorio1422 2 жыл бұрын

@@piitcs4416 well that escalated quickly

@redi4ka951 2 жыл бұрын

@@piitcs4416 wow, yt doesn't check hashtags, i now know more

@zerkker6096 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry guys, he’s just trying to hide his actual Mexican cartel he runs to afford the gamer life.

@strzelec303 2 жыл бұрын

aren't we all?

@zerkker6096 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@USBEN. 2 жыл бұрын

Don't leak the plan.

@jocosesonata 2 жыл бұрын

This is like a father telling his children how he grew his empire, but he doesn't want them to also engage in illegal business.

@jaxblonk5127 2 жыл бұрын

This sounds exactly like how avocados are grown.

@jessecapra2350 2 жыл бұрын

Lol is that a joke because the cartels have actually taken over the avocado business irl?

@jaxblonk5127 2 жыл бұрын

@@jessecapra2350 Eeyup! they're still tasty tho.

@pffthulu6545 2 жыл бұрын

They threw that "true cost" vid in your feed too, huh?

@jaxblonk5127 2 жыл бұрын

@@pffthulu6545 just a big nerd, myself; discovered it when I looked into banana republics one day. World's a rough place. By the by, how's it poppin' o'er yonderly pray tell? Ya doin well homie?

@bhijdasasdjhasdbjkdasbjkfasbjk 2 жыл бұрын

ah, i see youre a man of culture as well

@mrdgaming6112 2 жыл бұрын

TWO AA POSTS IN ONE DAY!?!?We have been Blessed! “O Frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”

@mr.battle20 2 жыл бұрын

he chortled in his joy

@diamondjub2318 2 жыл бұрын

I was kinda expecting a fully clean playthrough actually, with no crimes whatsoever

@johngammon6450 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he "Censors" something by suddenly cutting it off and adding a more monetization friendly version of it.

@ProfesserLuigi 2 жыл бұрын

That must have been a pain to edit.

@ProfesserLuigi 2 жыл бұрын

Well. That's new.

@blunderingfool 2 жыл бұрын

Watch out for the obnoxious spammers and DO NOT CLICK THE LINKS!

@johngammon6450 2 жыл бұрын

@@blunderingfool agreement 100

@bionicdragon5 2 жыл бұрын

@@ProfesserLuigi They've been a big problem lately and they're getting bolder by the day. Best report them on sight.

@zerkker6096 2 жыл бұрын

His skills in cartel running disturbs me… I think he has some “applicable experiences”

@Mechakitty 2 жыл бұрын

@Graknorke 2 жыл бұрын

what do you mean, he completely failed twice

@chefboahise1109 2 жыл бұрын

Damn two videos in one day thats crazy

@fishnumber2 2 жыл бұрын

@@piitcs4416 bots are *stupid*

@SVAgxlxxi 2 жыл бұрын

@@piitcs4416 🤖

@endig4501 2 жыл бұрын

2 videos in 10 hours, even.

@Snoogen11 2 жыл бұрын

I love how this guy basically did a Pablo Escobar. Started off growing "vegetables". Created a Taxi company as a means of both laundering and transporting product. Buying research facilities to study how to increase yield of "vegetables" and means of smugg-I mean... covertly transporting, said "vegetables". Then started burying his excess cash.

@steampunkangel6530 2 жыл бұрын

Ok now you actually got me questioning if you can literally build a empire in this game off of straight up farm goods.

@elliottjohnson9926 2 жыл бұрын

Content, sweet content. As a modern Plato, AA guides our soul as the wind guides the seed of our future. His soothing voice can shape the roughest surface, audible rocks are tempered to form glass like emotional surfaces. Truly a man of the modern renaissance.

@rottik3327 2 жыл бұрын

Like the divine incarnation of old did multiply the fish and loaves, the great one delivers his sustenance doubly unto us this day. A most magnanimous miracle!

@Trypsonite 2 жыл бұрын

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

@_Egitor 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, I remember those days. Simpler times when trucks just submerged briefly into the gravel rather than backing into the lot. You don't see that often any more.

@datscootusee213 2 жыл бұрын

What is more humorous, the video, or the fact that it is extremely common for drug cartels to use veggie and fruit sales to augment their income. The US avacado is a good example, where in a majority of imports are related to the south american cartels.

@dankcatsmemes9219 Жыл бұрын

Wait what? It’s not just “ vegetables“ And “carrots” Huh. Impressive

@voxvolhynia5400 2 жыл бұрын

Hey, I just read a little bit about Iago and William Shakespeare's Othello in a history book's chapter about slavery and racism. That's why I'm here, no longer reading lengthy chapters from a history book. Awesome video, by the way! I especially loved the -opium- onions! :)

@snafubar447 2 жыл бұрын

Official petition to bring back: "Hello." As the official start to every video..

@zoro4661WasTaken 2 жыл бұрын

"Thus, we PEED OUT MONEY!" Quote of the year right there

@Oxide14 2 жыл бұрын

Gotta say, the editing on this video sounds like a broken text to speak, and…I love it. Keep doing your thing man, much love

@klawzie 2 жыл бұрын

"Suddenly it was 1990 again and..." --- I do love a good Second Chance Reincarnation story!

@thomaskoch748 2 жыл бұрын

I really appreciate your support for vegetables and cocandy. I think more KZfaqrs, and especially Vtubers, could learn a lot from your incredible example. Thank you for

@Camilleillustrates 2 жыл бұрын

Amphibian can do whatever he wants, I’m here for the storytelling

@Vegatablez 2 жыл бұрын

So happy for the opportunity to collab with my favorite content creator.

@LeafseasonMagbag 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, if the -drug- *vegetable* trade had a philosophical turtle at its head in the 1980s, we might live in a very different world.

@jayro6397 Жыл бұрын

These overdubs are fantastic! Loved it!

@alcatrazthatguyontheintern1465 2 жыл бұрын

The editing of the intro deserves chef's kiss.

@DCdabest 2 жыл бұрын

The fact you brought John Stuart Mills into this debacle is solid gold content haha. I'd subscribe right now if I hadn't already.

@calebbilling4984 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, "Dregetables". The best kind of vegetable.

@fearanger1 24 күн бұрын

What makes the overdubs funny is how inconsistent they are. Some are flawless, and some are stumbling into their counterpart drunkenly and haphazardly.

@CriticoolHit 2 жыл бұрын

Those quick cuts are so great. Loved em in the last episode too.

@mr.therapist3547 2 жыл бұрын

Ambiguousamphibian:"money Will never buy you happiness" Tankfish:"if money can't buy happiness it means you don't have enough money

@ronthealmightyratking8206 2 жыл бұрын

The rat king loves the amphibian. -Ron, The Almighty Rat King

@ll-qw3lt 2 жыл бұрын

2 videos 1 day best day ever

@greaselord8553 Жыл бұрын

Never heard of this game and I already love the look of it. Adding to my steam wishlist and am gonna buy it as soon as I can. Thank you for playing this.

@RyANWaLlEt Жыл бұрын

This makes me wonder if it's possible to build a vegetable empire in Cartel Tycoon

@DoctaSab 2 жыл бұрын

The Chopin really did it for me in this one lmfao.

@jman036 2 жыл бұрын

Two videos in two days?? Oh frabjous day! Edit: The voice cuts throughout were 10/10

@doxinn8879 2 жыл бұрын

Oh I almost thought this video was going to be about drugs, thank god.

@oliverlemley9343 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he grows things and exports them to countries so he can grow vegetables and healthy stuff, I would be a lot more supportive of organizations if they followed ambiguous amphibians example

@thespanishinquisition4078 Жыл бұрын

That's basically what a lot of mexican cartels do. "Organic" (by USA standards) vegetables are really easy and cheap to produce and sell for a lot. So a lot of Cartels use them to finance their growing military branches.

@GreaterD 2 жыл бұрын

dont worry, nobody will judge you for creating vein candy to support your vegtable empire

@Viscarah 2 жыл бұрын

Your ideas for videos never cease to surprise me. Very amusing content. Thank you.

@th3w1zard248 Жыл бұрын

This man is basically a crazy, American Spiffing Brit.

@Tangent08 2 жыл бұрын

AA out here slinging Tomaco like Homer Simpson.

@memeshort7189 2 жыл бұрын

AA is my favorite KZfaqr He soothes my soul and makes my loins shiver!

@AricShadowDragon 2 жыл бұрын

2 vids in one day...noice :D

@meme-madeproductions1959 Жыл бұрын

I do indeed love some ethically grown CoCandy™. Amphibian is truly a wholesome farmer.

@billpost4205 2 жыл бұрын

"Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?" "Hell no" *Time to 'retire' my son*

@CrishieX 2 жыл бұрын

Bro I was literally crying while watching this…. Like actual tears came out of my eyes as I laughed like a mental patient.

@bigboispyro 2 жыл бұрын

"I invited him to dinner and listened as he begged for his li--" got me wheezing.

@aaronpollock4288 2 жыл бұрын

TWO IN A ROW?! YYYYAAAAAS

@Shywer Жыл бұрын

Congratz to the cutter !! Amazing JOB !!!!!

@genuinejustin6269 2 жыл бұрын

"Money doesn't buy happiness" Whoever said that was never broke......

@TheTGOAC 2 жыл бұрын

Whoever thinks poor people can't be happy has never been broke.

@melvanaltena83 2 жыл бұрын

'1989 when most of u werent even born yet' well thnxs AA feeling real old now XD

@skatatataatje 2 жыл бұрын

The amount of editing on this video is insane! You really worked for your legal money this time.

@cano1one 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing but fresh grown vegetables.Oh how I love them! I reach for them (vegetables) liberally on my plate whenever mother cooks. This is the 2nd funniest couple sentences on earth

@kmonk99 2 жыл бұрын

Moral Philosophy Lesson: Check; Shakespeare reference: Check; "Eat my god damn vegetables!" Thank you AA for filling these anxious minutes with the fruits for your labor.

@nathanielgeis 2 жыл бұрын

2 in one day? Score

@ThisGuyandThatGuyPVG 2 жыл бұрын

Amphibian's humor never fails to crack me up

@anglerfish61 2 жыл бұрын

2 uploads in 1 day. I am truly blessed

@Kelsdoggy 2 жыл бұрын

Your videos are Incredible - don’t ever stop these please. They are so so we’ll put together and compelling. Your hard work is noted.

@thejellylord1900 2 жыл бұрын

Two Videos In One Day AA? You Can't Stop Giving Us Great Videos?

@perryvandenbosch7888 2 жыл бұрын

2 videos in 24 hours, what treat :)

@Azerty42069 2 жыл бұрын

I can't remember the last time I laughed that much on KZfaq! You're a genius

@NamelessNinja1997 2 жыл бұрын

Love the cuts at the beginning while explaining the game 🤣🤣

@sushijones 2 жыл бұрын

This video was great, it's inspiring me to try more vegetables!

@just.joshnya 2 жыл бұрын

This video really puts the ambiguous in ambiguousamphibian

@Stavvy0 Жыл бұрын

I think this is one of your better videos. I love the cuts, made me laugh multiple times (not that you don't, but you get it)

@Mixinok 2 жыл бұрын

Are you speedrunning a video montage program?

@EmmanuelTurner245225 2 жыл бұрын

I don't even understand how you can be so entertaining. I'm so glad I found this channel when I did.

@dxrk1370 Жыл бұрын

wow what a family friendly video! ill share this to all my friends!

@Socrates458 2 жыл бұрын

I like this editing. Where you dub over yourself like a PG version of Scarface. “You’re a real fu-FRIEND, you know that?”

@joeythecombine3601 2 жыл бұрын

Loved the bit at the end about Travis Bickle lol

@Bigmike24743 2 жыл бұрын

Who needs candy? When you have fresh and delicious vegetables. Grown without any harmful insecticides. Sourced without any harmful byproducts , and served fresh to your front door.

@gregrose816 2 жыл бұрын

The editing was on point. So good!

@GrandPrix46 Жыл бұрын

Masterful editing.

@Wulfenburg Жыл бұрын

lol whenever you'd quickly switch to "Vegetables" it reminds me of the youtube poop with Commander Shepard.

@davehollis6116 2 жыл бұрын

damn pulling out the Chopin nocturnes for that outro

@Shenaldrac 2 жыл бұрын

Money won't buy you happiness, it will only buy you all the things that you use to make yourself happy. Much like how falling 1000 meters doesn't kill you, hitting the ground does, it's still an integral part.

@rsobe 2 жыл бұрын

So the whole operation is run by Tony Lazuto...

@anon_234 2 жыл бұрын

Those edits are hilarious. Great job!

@ocin129ocin129 2 жыл бұрын

Utilitarian morals is one step away from "the ends justify the means". Its not hard for someone to say to themselves the good they seek is greater than the harm they will cause.

@NeonNijahn Жыл бұрын

Co-candy had me dying. . Lol

@blufloorgoblin1256 Жыл бұрын

you feel like a combination between "Let's game it out" and "martincitopants"

@dolandanda5856 2 жыл бұрын

The cut at the start was so good

@superreiska69 2 жыл бұрын

This was so dumb and brilliant 🤣

@draculastraphouse6637 2 жыл бұрын

I love these types of strategy games so much

@travistaylor9635 Жыл бұрын

I dont know how i found this channel but this video in particular made me glad I did

@shut4922 2 жыл бұрын

"If health were a drug, I'd be in jail."

@HeavyMIGGY 2 жыл бұрын

Wow they finally added more to it huh lol I had fun with their first version. I should hop back on.

@GoblinFootball13 2 жыл бұрын

Main character looks like Lalo Salamanca from "Better call Saul"

@formallizard7085 2 жыл бұрын

this guy would be perfect for rain world, I would love to see what he would do in that game.. If he beats the game then he could play as the hunter and mod it to make the game super interesting, and that would boost the game’s numbers.