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dying from a sword to the heart is one of the worst hereditary conditions. really feel for anyone who has that in the family....

I enjoy how the guy in the penalty box had access to and actively participates in the commentators' discussion.

I love how being impailed in the chest by a sword is considered a heart condition in the ryanverse

Um.. something is off, it's unnatural. Somebody put Ryan's face on that Sixth Grade teacher. I refuse to believe there are other faces in the Ryan George universe.

Anderson did a backflip, snapped the other player's face, and paused the game

Finding Anderson's dad actually was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Mark: "How did they find you?" Mark's Dad: "I don't know. I'm scared."

The fact that Ryan plays all the characters but I can still completely differentiate them goes to show just how good of an actor he is 😁

I want these guys to be the announcers for pod racing.

Sharing deeply personal information on television to a wide audience about a player is tight!

If the penalty box really worked like this I would watch more hockey.

Hahaha... love the analysis of the push button wear patterns on that door lock! 😂

I bet he’s going to throw his stick like a javelin at the announcers if they show his browser history

As an actual hockey referee, that was really accurate.

"... You just DOXXED me!" he sounded so genuinely disappointed 😂

"Throwing his stick into someone's face like a javelin" Everyone else: That's crazy! Canadians: That's normal

As a sportscaster, I think this was a reasonable and realistic portrayal of sportscasters. I’m also glad hockey officially exists in the Ryan George cinematic universe.

The production quality in this. He even made typical AB-transitions and a 3D stinger clip for a fake soda. The sheer talent of this young man is remarkable.

3:31 subtitles under the father's name should have said "It was super easy to find him, barely an inconvenience."

This might be the first video where Ryan’s characters aren’t learning how life works, but are the polar opposite: way more knowledgeable than they should be. One day he’ll make a video where he’s just a normal person, and the world will never be the same…

As a hockey fan that used to get a kick out of Pierre McGuire's disturbing level of knowledge about players, this was absolutely hilarious

And promptly after they revealed his browser history, Anderson did a back flip, snapped the announcers necks and saved the day

I have seen every one of your skits and pitches, and yet I can confidently say this might be your best one yet. The effort put into it alone, amazing.

Wait, could anderson not find his father because he's bad with maps?

Shoutout to that +1.0 bone density score. Might seem like a random insert but that's actually a realistic number, and within healthy limits to boot. Way to go, Ryan. Attention to detail on point.

I am always baffled at the casting of these. Ryan is a great sketch writer, absolutely. But the actors he casts are f-in hilarious and have great timing! Have to give the guy credit for finding all this talent.

The best ever is Jon Anik “Both these fighters have been dealing with custody battles regarding their children”

I'm curious if Ryan calculated the right number of "greats" to get back to the 1600s. It sounded about right, but maybe missed a couple of greats

My favorite is when a UFC commentator Jon Anik spoke about 2 fighters who both had child custody disputes in their personal lives. At one point he even said something along the lives of "(Fighter) has not seen his child in 6 months, he does not know where his son is”. So out of pocket and hilariously out of left field

"You just doxxed me!" I died. Well written!

I can't even fathom how Ryan comes up with these things, so much love to him and all of his clones, they really add personality and visual variety to the cast. (Fun fact: witches were actually hanged at the Salem Witch Trials, not burnt)

When your long-lost father learns that you're a famous hockey player: "Son, let me back into your life!"

you know it’s bad when the earth goes “uyeayuhhh” and as we all know, that sound means you need to get your car checked! or buy a new chair!

The "Anderson has blinked the total of 362 time" just killed me 😂

As a hockey ref, this is fairly accurate.

The amount of creativity left in that man is mind boggling.

For a Canuck, Hockey-related skits are TIGHT.

I love that Ryan George has a cooper helmet and hockey gear just laying around for this sketch, ya know, like any good Canadian would.

Wow... i always appreciate the diverse cast Ryan recruits to his skits. He's got even more friends than Daniel thrasher.

The fact that when i am focused on something else, this just sounds like a normal sport commentary, mildly concersns me and makes me want to rewatch every sports broadcast i tuned out in the past

Isn’t it nice that the sportscasters decide to share stuff all the time?

As a real-live citizen of Hamilton, Ontario, I can tell you that finding Mark's father is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

What's incredibly amazing is how different the voices of all the characters in this sound!

I love how they make it sound entirely normal and casual

Professional spurts player: Commits a crime Sportscaster: “What a good man. Great role model!”

Is it weird that it’s gotten to the point that I can’t imagine Ryan working with “other” actors! 😁

“My volcanoes feel weird.” Was a line I didn’t know I needed!

The whole industry should make this ad format their standard: a brief "brought to you by" and the full ad AFTER the content so the ONLY people who see it are those who opt IN; gotta be great for sales. And speaking of, WREN looks amazing. I'm working on a platform in the same arena now, and seeing this is not only validating but it gives me another example to list in my pitch. Just great stuff. Thank you Ryan! 🙌🔥🙌

Bigger reaction to getting his browser history revealed than reconnecting with his long lost father. Completely understandable.

I would watch more sports if commentators were always this informative.

I don't follow sports, Ryan, but this was AWESOME! It blows my mind how stale Hollywood, sitcoms, and most commercials are...just uninspired and absolutely LIFELESS. Your skits are so brilliant and those other mediums do not even deserve talent like yours! Thanks for the years of continuous chuckles. Bless you, sir.

Am I the only one who thinks they really nailed the cast for this, the player and his dad really look as if they are related

Everyone thinks Ryan is just one person acting out all of these parts, but he was actually involved in an accident with an experimental cloning machine several years ago.

I love how sportcasters always have very random facts ready on hand.

Okay but like... Imagine how beautiful it would be if some sports channel decided to randomly do something like this XD

Ryan, you son of a gun, the last line almost choked me to death laughing.

Love you man. Putting a smile at people's face is super easy barely an inconvenience for you.

Ryan always does hilarious videos he is majorly talented.

The similarities between Anderson and his long-lost father are striking!

I love watching Ryan George videos over and over again even when I just watched them a couple minutes ago.

“Both of these fighters have delt with custody battles involving they’re children” (look it up it actually was said)

Shotout to UFC's Jon Anik letting us know in one fight that one of the fighters is involved in a custody battle and in another fight that one of the fighters is still nursing her newborn. Not even making this up. Keep in mind that Anik is actually very professional, they just feed him these lines from the van for some reason.

I'm not too big of a sports fan, but if this guys was the Announcer, I'm all into it.

2:26 is very devious sniperwolfian activity

3:46 "A touching moment for Anderson in the penalty box there John, little does he know that's not his dad."

Lol so accurate, especially with the world cup comin up.

"yeah, based on those sites Anderson's been visiting, we can probably expect some wrist strain. That could have a huge effect on today's game."

they would solve every murder mystery because the reff is taking a nap

Love these so much. Just go into everything into a players personal life. This is scarily funny.

"not that hard to find, actually" it's a good thing anderson's already on the ice so he can take care of that sick burn

Ryan just keeps getting funnier and funnier. Laughed through this entire video.

2:04 interesting fact: During the Salem witch trials, witches weren't actually burnt on a stake. Witch burning only happened in europe.

I love that the painting of Ebeneezer Anderson looks exactly like Ryan as a man from the 17th century.

Revealing too much personal info is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Getting your personal info revealed is super hard, barely a convenience

Love your humour. Been with you since the start of the channel. Glad to see it rise in popularity, you deserve it. Keep up the good work, its much apretiated!

This was a really funny skit but in the creative department. Do you have writters helping out cause this has so much depth!! Editing was fire, Soda Cola... need i say more, Sports guys being insanely invasive, The browser history at the end... Fantastic ep!!! High quality!!

This is what it was like watching Pierre McGuire working games for NBC.

Honestly this actually isn't a bad penalty for those players who foul regularly

As a big sports fan, this is my absolute favorite video you've ever made.

Its the 30th time watching this and I am still belly laughing like crazy! You are awesome Ryan!

You should do a skit about the first person to be a dentist. “Hey my guy I just thought of a new business venture.” “What is it?” “I’m gonna stick my hands and pointy objects into your mouth at least twice a year and you’ll pay me to do it.”

These skits are amazing. I swear, someday SNL will offer this man a position

I love that you can tell that the great ancestor was still played by Ryan

Just found your channel and the Pitch Meetings, soo funny! I don't know how you do it. Tag and Duck, Duck, Goose is one of my favourites. Now I have a huge back catalogue to watch. 😆😆😆

Really knocked it out of the park with this one. Such great details. We could go over every inch of detail as to why this is really good. But I don't want the half time break to last 4 hours. Back to you, Tom!

"how is any of this relevant?" bUt tHe ChArT SaYs.....

Can we give this video just all the awards, please. It kept taking turns I did not expect and I laughed the entire time.

This one immediately become one of my favorites 🤣 Great job as always Ryan.

2:38 MAPLE STREET!!!!!!! I was there when he bought garbage can❗❗❗

Finding out personal information about athletes is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

“As you can see that browser history is putting a lot of strain on that right hand possibly affecting his performance.”

The second i saw this video was 5 minutes my day was instantly made.

0:47 press like if you refuse the existance of that face in the ryanverse

I might be in love with Ryan George. The attention to detail! Bone density is typically represented by "Z-score", which is standard deviations above (or below) the mean. He could have just written 140% or whatever and 95% of people wouldn't give a shit, but he went the extra mile to report an elevated but not impossible bone density in the way that it would actually be listed. Again, in love.

When a guy is afraid of you checking his browser history, you *KNOW* it’s gonna be good.

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Ryan is so underrated but so amazing. Easily one of the best KZfaqrs imo. Thanks for your amazing content, Ryan!

Awesome video as usual Ryan! As a hockey player who grew up in Ontario this was awesome haha, even name dropped my college town! #thehammer

1:58 Did Ryan find an old oil portrait with his face or made one himself? Either way it's impressive 😅