Hi there Clint! Also a little tip for everyone: Don't pee on those stings, a little salad acid will do better...

Technically the truth.

Hi clint

I miss going to the drinking stuff and swimming in it.

@@angelphoenix7784 I don't miss the billions tiny rocks tho

Definitely. Humans are nuts!

Yeah ! At least 69% Of ALL made up statistics are done by humans. Don't trust any of them !

It's called defamiliarization. Where you over-describe very mundane stuff using descriptions that are close enough to true, but devoid of all context. Makes everything sound strange.

@@realityveil6151 I had no idea it had a name!

'Daft' what a great British word i haven't heard much since school. Everyone started using American slang too much.

One of the more pleasurable activities .people watching.

I was thinking the same thing

“Well if he’s in, I’m in.”

I was thinking the exact same thing. Almost.

@@christianboesch3459 well, if he's in I'm still in

Yeahyeahyeah!

I vote for this ammendment to the video

* OHHHH, my-god...

Or throw up... "But what if I'm thirsty?" "We have drinking water way for everyone over there... people may pee on that though." "Ewww!" "Yeah or you can go to the fish n chip shop to get some drinks. It's just sorry expensive" "That's not great. I don't like it when things cost me money"

"Oh And don't want to let your pet animals gulp up that water either. They throw up or die if that happens." "Oh no... So I shouldn't bring them with me to the beach at all!" "Oh you still will want to. It's cute to see their little legs running along the beach, I decided"

"Hey up yours, buddy!"

@@faithhindsley2555 As I saw your reply in my notifications, I wondered what caused such hate. Now seeing the attached video, it makes sense 🤣

@@francoislatulippe7183 lol

@@francoislatulippe7183 lol

@@casda5226 lol

Next skit: First Guy To Ever Take a Shower Edit: No, guys, not like that! With clothes on. Just fully clothed, dripping wet, the mustache not quite sticking on. You're thinking of a different channel.

@@sarahanan7015 He does already have The First Guy to Ever Clean Himself.

Has he done one on shower thoughts yet? 🤔

He's *very* clean. ... I've decided...

You mean like once per week😅.....

Move over to the Bad Lip Reading channel and watch the "Seagulls" music video (containing characters from Star Wars Ep. 5... and Brenda). I'm working on a "They poked me in the coconut" bikini.

Birds? Mostly Africans are the thieves.

Biggest guy with the biggest stick: "I decided." People: "I don't think this is the best form of government but I like being alive, so sure."

So you’ve decided

"Subtle intensity" is a nice way of saying CRAZY.

Yeah but he gets a lot of help from that off-balance mustache …

The subtle intensity in Ryan’s facial expressions is tight!

Well, there were a lot of firsts

Wait for the scetch "first guy who had an idea"

As long as humanity is a thing he will never run out of ideas

It's very simple actually: There are a lot of things, people really like doing things, and some people do certain things before other people. So some people have to be the first to do something. Find one of these things and video aquired.

Wait til you see the first guy to run out of ideas

The tiny stinging hooks left by the tentacles are too small to remove with tweezers however if you scrub it with a handful of sand it will remove most of them

Quite right, was going to make the same comment. I have no idea why people think urine would be a good remedy for anything... I think the show Friends really helped spread that myth around.

@@xen0bia exactly

While glossing right over calling the salt water “drinking stuff”

@@UtubeAW Ah well, I just remember hearing/reading somewhere to use tweezers for the tentacles

Damn seagulls

The birds are thieves everywhere. They just happen to be better at it there.

@Mason How really

So a ... passivity

@@Shadow-Shell excellent thinking :)

Damn

Lmao that’s funny af

*sun of a beach

The RyanViverse is REAL!!! 😳😳😳😳😳😳

@@expendableindigo9639 *Sonova beach

Sun of a beach 😂😂

I still want "the first guy to milk a cow".

@@frankvandorp2059 it's done dumbass

First guy to use a taxi

First guy to make a baby First guy to change sex First guy to be gay

I agree. Great big giant rocks that block out the sun sometimes are much better than tiny rocks that get into places better not mentioned, I've decided.

Yes, thank you. Good to know people are raising awareness against this sort of internet myths. I swear, it's like someone went and made false claims just for the fun of seeing other people suffering more.

@@jessiehogue. That or they have weird fantasies

@@Narusasu98 Not impossible.

A mixture of vinegar and water too. Got stung by a little glob and the lifeguard sprayed some vinegar water which helped.

The First Guy didn't even explain that you'd wear less clothing out here. "That just sounds awkward." "Did I mention women would be here, too?" "I'll be here every day."

He's doing a much better job at selling it than the first guy to open a bar.

@@TheGregamonster Oh yes very much.

If you give 2 thumbs ups to the video,you'll just like then unlike it. Whoops .. Whoopsie

I think that's a Panama hat and not a Fedora. But I might be wrong, tho...

Whaaaaaaaaaaat a coinkidenk

This is the first time in years that I've seen someone use the word fedora to describe an actual fedora.

Hello papa flammy

Headwear is a whole thing on the "beach", I decided. Mostly straw. Or plastic. Or plastic straw. Handy to get the plastic efficiently right to the ocean.

Not like here… here everything’s soft and smooth…

you get my like

I shoulda seen that one coming

Or better yet, don't say it in such a way that we have to click read more to see the inane punchline.

That's a line from the movie!

And Yoda about seagulls

tbf sand without an ocean takes any fun that the sand has out of the sand.

"ANUS!"

No-one disagreed with Anakin's assessment of sand, it's just that without the Jedi mind trick, not liking sand isn't as seductive as you'd think. Don't ask how I know.

@@sithpanda as America once said, "The ocean is a desert with its life underground and a perfect disguise up above"

I prefer to call it Lea

But it’s not called the sea it’s called the drinking stuff

@@nirtflipurt2980 so.... drand?

@@akuljamwal3085 non drinking st...and. Non drinking stand.

@@nirtflipurt2980 In this place you can't drink the drinking stuff though. If you do, you may die!

There needs to be a crossover between him and Frank James! Between the RGU and the FJU. It will be like the Milky Way and Andromeda colliding - super easy...

​@@unterdessen8822who dat, he funny? Where I can find and do the reacting to funny noises?

Or he recently went to a beach, inspiring this skit.

He's a method actor

The sun of a beach is hard on man's face

this title is missing the word white. the beach is my friend

I mean he was Literally on a beach filming this...

and the slimy plants that just come out of the drinking stuff and get everywhere.

@@laptopuser7908 Oh you can't touch a single thing from the drinking stuff that isn't slimy.

Just wait until you have to get it out of the other places.

@@AngryReptileKeeper 😳😏

If you know what I mean..........anus.

I need this sand to get all the way off my back and off my other places.

Ohhhhh getting sand out of tight places is TIGHT!

The "Heyyy", "What?" , "I love you", "AAWWW" got me LOL

@@alexandergraham8092 The character development of Ryan looking in the mirror was fantastic

Watching the whole video to support Ryan George is TIGHT!!!!!

Wrong guy to advertise that kind of razor. In the end we should see clean shaven Ryan.

@@alanlewis988 watching the whole video to support Bryan Peorge is super easy, barely an inconvenience

-insert pained grunt- funny

And massive crabs that pinch your toe while you can’t see them because it’s wavy and the crabs underwater. (YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT DEMON CRAB!)

😂 I also was expecting it. But honestly, that applies to a lot of things. It wouldn't be that funny if most sketches end like that

Was waiting on this, was about to say the same thing but you beat me to it

Same here! That was after all how he finally sold that place where you can buy mildly poisonous drinks for ten times what they cost in a shop.

Y’know something? So was I.

I also expected hot women ending, BUuuTt. What if there was a part 2: "Uniform" of the beach where he talks about literally Everyone in pretty underwear. So many jokes can be talked about with the average beach goer. And/or lifeguard, sunscreen

"You sun of a beach I am in"

@@MrElionor Well, if he's in, I'm in.

*Me who has watched all of his videos here and most pitch meetings*

@@GreatGraniteState you poor thing!! It’s gonna be okay friend 😩

Unless it's winter or 11 months of the year in the UK, in which case it's cold.

It makes me proud of the fact that my obese ancestors abducted these dancing red alien creatures and sucked out the flesh from their exoskeletons out of spite.

Bless you for saying so! You feel like a maniac in southern California if you feel that way. Yech!

Same

100 % same here!!! I felt so validated when he stated that it's super inconvenient to bring all that stuff out when all that stuff minus heat minus people is at my place 😃

Or as he did mention, Jellyfish! they look like clear plastic bags full of water, which really scares me when im walking on the beach especially over in the Gold Coast.

as a ginger f*ck.. it is quite terrifying. And i don't even sunburn right away..my family calls me a Day Walker :)

​@@quantum_shhhhart as a commonly-mistaken-for-albino, pillar-of-salt -looking person, I completely understand. I get maybe 7 minutes exposed without a hat & SPF 50 in even early/late Summer, or sunny Spring days, before I start to visibly redden.

To be fair, many places don't have to deal with sharks or stingrays

Those are some mean triangles in the drinking stuff.

Yeah, what a miss opportunity!

That wouldn't have been very original tho

@@somedude000o0oo "I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that."

@@Marvelfanatic3658 "lemme get off of that thing"

It makes you want to kill them all. The women, the children. Later the younglings.

Only took 4 comments to find one like this

Fair enough

what is sand do you mean tiny little rocks?

It coarse, rough, irritating - and it gets everywhere

And he keeps hiring new actors.

@@Jouzou87 good point! Glad he's able to hire employees and help others out by providing them jobs.

And these cynics say its the same actor playing out scenarios in front of a green screen...cynics i tell you

@@rahulmitra3301 hmm.. I never even thought about that. Do you think.... Nah.

@@Em4gdn1m Screw em...they are just wild conspiracy theorists...

I sense a "first guy to discover the Ryan-verse" video brewing.

OK, let's try this video out, *click* Oh it's just some guy pretending to be someone else and talking to himself. I don't see it catching on, it will barely be a thing, almost an inconvenience. That was the very first person to find a Ryan video.

Hi. It's a year later and I just discovered Ryan's content. I decided I like it.

Is this a Star Wars reference?

@@Prototype_Gamez Could be.

@@Prototype_Gamez Could be.

@@Prototype_Gamez how was that not obvious? (sry I broke the chain BTW)

How has no one replied to this comment yet?

Floating in the non drinkable drinking stuff is fun I decided. It’s super easy barely an inconvenience

Hi OT!

"The thing about the drinking stuff is... whatever you do, don't drink the drinking stuff!" "I'msorrywhat?"

@@kevinw.6177 "Yea, turns out the thing I decided to call the drinking stuff will actually kill you if you drink too much of it."

Yeah yeah yeah. I feel like Ryan may have missed an opportunity there.

What's an XD?

@@Marvelfanatic3658 it's supposed to look like a face which it sort of barely almost does

@@yaboykirby7789 ah ok thx.

@@yaboykirby7789 oh god am i old? wha-is the XD face really already lost to time??? (i went a year without noticing the popularity explosion of Ryan friggin Reynolds, im blind to trends fr)

@@Mangaka718 It's not lost to time yet but you will see some people that don't know what it is these days

"What should we call this orange juice?" "OK, that's pretty unoriginal, but we're in a hurry . . ."

I've heard of ppl that hide them in clean diapers it's... a strategy

"This highly ubiquitous yet essential liquid we're all made of, Steve?" "What? Err..." "Alright, waterrr it is, let's move on."

I've heard of using an empty sunblock bottle to hide valuables.

😏

Well if you're in, I'm in.

@@rsrt6910 if you are in then I am out. Besides, too many women are hiding a dangling male appendage under their outfits in this modern era where hunting a hairy bigfoot for sport in the pacific northwest is illegal .

It's a very suiting name

blob monsters live in TIGHT groups its super easy to see them and a huge inconvenience to avoid

Same. I like the drinking stuff though and moving my arms and legs in it, but that is why areas were created where they put the non-salty version of it into holes they lined with concrete, sometimes even indoors so you don't get burned by the sun. Also no blobby things there and you get the pee on the skin for free just by going into the drinking stuff.

@Avatar2312 Wow wow wow wow wow, you are fluent in Ryanese. It's like you find speaking that way super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@@Catherinzsl OH REALLY!

@@Avatar2312 loved that thanks :D

@@Avatar2312 Same. And not to mention the flat things that will try to empale your body and inject you with a nasty venom. A major inconvenience.

unless it's already canon that the Ryans don't know about it... like 'drinking stuff'.

Was a surprisingly feel-good moment. Worth watching to the end.

Yep, was waiting for the description of a bikini to hook him.

Well if he's in, I'm in!

Must sound pretty idiotic for them to travel all the way there to be on a beach and complain about it.

I absolutely hate the beach. it's one of the reasons I've never been to Maui

@@liberalsockpuppet4772 sorry that you feel the need to be such a troll. That's really sad. Cheer up emo kid

sounds like the name of a fictional demigod from a disney movie

@@avgredditmod the fictional demigod from Hawaiian folklore that dates back over 1,000 years that Disney made a movie about

so weird to call someone by his surname.

@@i.b.640 Out of curiousity, what country/countries practice this?

@@LazarouDave Japan is one of them

@@LazarouDave Germany is another example. And out of curiosity: In what country/countries do you call people with whom you aren't closely acquainted by their first name?

Probably every country (that uses western naming convention) does that... Like... you would not say Vladimir is responsible for the war in Ukraine, or Joe is the current US president, or Peter directed LotR movies, Bruce starred in Die Hard... you would use their surnames, wouldn't you? There is probably a slight difference with youtubers, especially in comments to their videos... for whatever reason, we think we are more acquainted to them and often call/mention them by first names... but in reality, there is no reason to do so really

But does she love the sun of a beach? lol

@@azizcammioneur7311 To be honest, she loves the drink more.

I bought this video for my wife and she loves it.