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"I hold Joshua and the Promised Land close to my heart." That is Stockholm Syndrome.

Finally you've realized that Joshua and the Promised Land is a masterpiece

fun fact: the concept art for the lion king remake had expressional faces but the director told them to get rid of it because it was "too unrealistic".

The fact Disney couldn’t make a lion have facial expressions in 2018 But (still) DISNEY made NARNIA back in like *2004* and was able to make a lion have a visibly sad face, that’s…really something.

I love how back then Saber considered Leo the Lion to be the worst animated movie ever, but now he has watched so much unholy garbage that the movie is now just nothing.

Remember kids: stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school!

"the adventures of acela is the worst movie i have ever seen" finding jesus 2: "hold my cross ima bout to ruin this man's whole life"

I watched the No 1. It's a Greek production.

THE FACT THAT JOSHUA AND THE PROMISED LAND IS RANKED BETTER THAN THE MULTIMILLION DOLLAR LION KING REMAKE IS SENDING ME

"Change is good. Except for here." He is unwilling to accept the fact that he's being converted to a furry.

Imagine studying to be an animator just to end up remaking the lion king

Saberspark: *looks at dingo pictures* Saberspark: *takes a shot* Saberspark: “You know what you did!” Saberspark: *takes another shot* Saberspark: *dies from alcohol poisoning*

Homer: "The worst animated movies you've ever seen SO FAR."

Disney: You can't make a realistic lion and make it emote! Everyone: *looks at Aslan from **_2005_* about that...

"number 10, the lion king" *gets into a fighting stance* "live action movie" *breathes a sigh of relief*

*A green alien came from nowhere. The hecc-` *The green alien asked to dance for your entertainment. Kay?` *The green alien danced. *The green alien fled. NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo COME BACK THIS FILM SUCKS, TAKE ME WITH YOU`

The fact that the 2019 Lion King movie is worse than Joshua And The Promise Lands shows that an individual can make a better movie compared to a multi-billion dollar corporation.

When you realize Saberspark prefers Leo the Lion over the Lion King remake

I think he described good bad movies pretty much perfectly. It's a bad movie, but there's genuine love put into it and you can see that

I think the alien dance scene might be the greatest scene of all cinema

"I made movie." "Yes you did! You did make a movie!" Why am I crying

Saber: “There will be some viewers who will hate me for this one” Me: Panik Saber: “The Lion King 2019 remake” Me: kalm

The original lion king is my favorite movie. So when I heard about the "live action" remake I was fairly excited. I thought it would be cool to see it reimagined and the movement and models of the characters are really good. But yea, the pacing, the voice acting, the way they replaced a beloved song(I understand why but then why not reimagine the song as well and give us something to new to love??) With chanting, and the lack of emotion. It was definitely a cash grab rather than something that in my opinion, had the potential to be really fun. I know people like to use the argument that the realistic models were the downfall because you can't get them to emote, but I disagree. Animals can be very visible in their emotions. They have strong body language. Not to mention, it's an animated movie. They could have taken the real life body language of the animals and exaggerated it to be more readable. Or even just personified their physical reactions more. What we ended up with models that didn't even emote as an actual animal would. They're static, and it was upsetting to watch.

I remember I went to see the live action lion King with my friends and we just broke down laughing during mufasa's death scene because it was so emotionless

Tfw you've watched enough of your videos to know what's gonna be on there lmao

Remember when Disney got mad that the Academy Awards wouldn't label the Lion King remake as "live action"? Good times.

I’ve found out how the theme is go to school, it’s to teach kids that if they drop out of animation school but still Pursue a career in animation, they could make something like that

“spiders web, a pigs tale” had unlocked some unholy forgot memories because my mom got that movie in a 2 in one DVD case, where one dvd was strawberry shortcake, and the other was spiders web, which I watched way too much, and would’ve probably been better off watching strawberry shortcake with my mom. Seeing it now as an adult I now realize how bad it was, but it’s certainly nostalgic for me Edit: I wrote this comment after pausing the video, I guess it was necessary to package strawberry shortcake with the movie in case spiders web rotted your brain a little too much-

Alternative title: Saberspark revisiting hell for 32 minutes straight

When he said “WITH NO VISUALS” that was genuinely the most raw emotion I’ve ever heard like holy shit

The cub Simba in the opening looked like a kitten that had been redressed as a lion cub.

11:25 They named the f**king price after Po. This is when you know they tried ripping Kung Fu Panda.

“Long live the king” Me during the OG: cries Me during the remake: *laughs*

When you see Joshua's promised Land isn't on the list: "YES, YEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!"

11:58 LMAO- the way he ate the watermelon caught me off guard 🍉

22:56 This will never get old 😆😂

"number 10 on the list is the lion king..." me: *pulls out gun* "...remake" me: *puts gun away*

For me, “Good Bad” = something that is poorly made (bad voice acting, animation, script, cinematography, etc.), but entertaining to watch because of how nonsensical it is.

About the live action "Long live the king" moment: My cat nudging drinks off the counter has a deeper sense of betrayal than that.

Donkey Ollie was the exact opposite for me. I thought all these years that it was a dream, but thanks to this video, I realize it is not. Thanks for resurfacing these memories, Saber.

Saberspark: Joshua and the promised land isn't in the list Literally everyone: no, *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

"What's live action about it?" "The ground."

I remember Donkey Ollie. I loved that as a kid. I even still have the DVD for it.

27:18 I’m the beast that’s in 3D, I’m in a bad movie, but let’s get funky!

Saber: *I’M NOT JOKING!* Me: I’ve never seen saber so angry 💀

"OK, so I've seen some pretty messed up stuff, but this can't be that bad." *Trolland is in 4th* "Oh crap"

The only thing good about The Lion King 2019 remake was hearing "He Lives In You" In the end credits. One of the best songs from one of the best Disney sequels.

Sounds like a creepypasta here. 13:23

"Animals don't really emote that we'll" Have you ever seen that photo of the lioness biting a lion's balls? There's plenty of emotion in that

"It's hyperrealistic" Creepypasta readers: **war flashbacks**

'fun' fact about adventures of acela: the troll character was actually an nicked asset from a game called 'tale of two sons'

The thing with The Lion King is I get why everyone in English-speaking rooms was upset. My besty saw it in English and was upset to the bone because of the bad performance. But for me who saw the movie in German first, it was just great. They got all old Voice actors in except two (Simba and someone I can't recall atm) and it was so damn nostalgic, you heard out the voice actors had so much joy speaking these characters again. Absolutely amazing. And I will call it official in my ranking higher than the original movie because Disney added music scenes in the new color, new sound version which was so unnecessary in the old movie but you can't find the old cut anymore. Also despite people calling the hyper-realism emotionless the animal body language was so good.

"Old man talking for 12 minutes" Saberspark, I didn't click on the video to see you roast yourself but I appreciate it.

There's "Good Bad," "Bad Bad,' and then there's _"Cursed Bad"_

The little Simba yelling at his dad looks like he's hissing in that shot.

“From artists and animators of Shrek and Shark Tale”. That’s like the real life equivalent of the Honest Trailer for Top Gun- “from the director of Alien....’s brother.”

Alien Kermit: I'm going to dance for you, are you ready? *NO NNOOOO!!!*

"The Adventures Aç⁽ᵒᶠ⁾ela" Cool graphic designer they got there.

The Sharknado sequels are what made me realise there's no such thing as a "so bad it's good" movie. What makes a "good bad movie" good isn't the badness that does an underflow of quality, it's the sheer stupidity and how much it commits to it. Basically, a really stupid movie will generally be entertaining so long as they really earnestly commit to the stupid regardless of whether or not they actually realise it's stupid, while a deliberately bad movie will always just be plain bad because they're missing the point of what makes these dumb movies fun in the first place.

5:05 During this scene in the film, my mother and brother started crying in the movie theater, but I just was not feeling it. I ended up pretending to cry, worrying that I was supposed to be upset and that there was something wrong with me for not crying.

Saber: "There will be some viewers who hate me for this one. The Lion King" Me: WHAT Saber: "..remake" Me: Oh

Remember when we were all sitting and laughing at Leo the Lion? How we thought that was the worst of the worst? We thought we had found the bottom of the barrel, then the floor caved in under us.

Is it only me or is the donkey Ollie look like he was made in Spore?

Your feelings on Joshua and the promised land are the same feelings I have of Stiff Odds. That's an obscure movie that I only saw someone talk about once, but it's just absolutely hilarious. I really hope it one day gets the cult following that it deserves.

"I am the alien. The green alien. I am going to dance for you. Are you ready?"

"It's like Skyrim NPCs...no! It's like Morrowind NPCs!" Shows Oblivion NPC.

IN THE ADVENTURES OF ACELA MOVIE, THE TROLL CHARACTER HAS LITERALLY THE SAME CHARACTER MODEL AS THE FEMALE TROLL FROM “BROTHERS: A TALE OF TWO SONS” VIDEO GAME. THE FACT THAT THEY JUST TOOK A RANDOM TROLL MODEL STRAIGHT FROM A VIDEO GAME INTO THEIR MOVIE REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH TIME AND EFFORT THEY PUT INTO THEIR FILM

I’m here to remind you that your phone is in airplane mode (11:44)

This video should be called “the daycare center on a budget starter pack”.....😂😭

I was fine with the remake until Mufasa's death. Then I realized "This new Simba has the emotion of a cardboard box."

"Oh no! How do we defeat him?!" "The big ones have a weak spot; they always do." *Big ass valve pops up from literally nowhere * "Look! There it is!" - The Prodigy, KG and the panda guy in the jade temple after panda was a dumbass

I kind of hate that Rowen Atkinson wasn’t voicing Zazu, he was the perfect person for that role.

Let's be honest, even in person, James Earl Jones is seems tired of everything and everyone. It's normal to see him in my old hometown every once in awhile. He's lovely man, but he wants to just be left alone.

I remember seeing the trailer of the lion king remake and I was thinking, "Okay i wonder if there are flaws in the story that needs to change. " I watched it and was disappointed because they copied and pasted everything. They barely made changes.

5:32 "animals don't emote well" Bruh have you seen any cat meme? Felines emote so well, yet that _animated_ film failed to capture that in its quest for hyperrealism. Though, it wasn't made for art or expression, it was made for cash. So it accomplished what it set out to do. Fr tho just look at Aslan from the Narnia movie, expressive yet hyperrealistic and 10x better. Or even the live action Jungle Book.

Saber: This movie is about kids getting the wEeD

If saber gets so mad at an old guy talking for 12 minuets imagine how he would feel during church

Personally, I really liked the live action Jungle Book. It didn’t really feel like a remake to me. Moreso, it was a different adaptation of the source material, Kipling’s stories, told in a different way from the animated movie.

I actually grew up with Donkey Ollie, and I had a DVD of it. When I watched it, I thought it was pretty good! Then again, I was a literal child... But in the end, it's nice to know someone even knows about Donkey Ollie. Side Note: I had Donkey Ollie and Veggietales DVD's. I watched them on *repeat-*

I just realized that the troll land models aren’t even on the background, but a picture of the background 🤦🏽

I've never seen a representation which sums up my beloved home country better than what was shown at 20:24 - absolutly on point, thank you!

Saberspark: Adventures of Acela is the absolute worst *Bible Town:* Let me introduce myself.

About the lion king movie. They cut off be prepared, I'm still mad about it.

So, to make sure I understand the terms... "Good Bad" = "Hardworking, but still bad." "Bad Bad" = "Lazy bad".

I've said it before but whenever Saber says "kitty cat" it just makes me smile, it's so sweet

12:05 are we not going to talk about how her name is KG because it stands for Kung-fu Girl

I was surprised there wasn't a fourth category of bad labeled "morally bad" for those works where the overall product is terrible, but the moral, lessons, or any of the elements are particularly horrible from a moral standpoint.

Watching Saberspark is basically “oh, you hate the Emoji Movie? It will be a *MASTERPIECE* compared to these!”

I just realized that the 'troll' from acela is actually a stolen asset (or at least in design) from the game 'Brothers: a tale of two sons' and the reason the troll most likely doesn't speak is due to the fact that the troll, although is a character, doesn't actually speak in the game either

0:23 hapy spin earth :D

When troll land is at number 4 its about to get real

When someone tells me about the pre Covid world I feel like a fossil

I completely agree with Lion King reboot, that was such a boring film, I watched it alone and was like "You don't want to watch it" to my parents bc just... aGH it was so forgettable I honestly forgot a majority of what happened. My brain only sees the original I'm sorry (sorry to anybody who enjoyed it, if anybody did)

I do not like any of the live action remakes Disney has come up with. There, I said it.

Saber Has A Mental Breakdown: The Sequel

"James Earl Jones. Why? Why him?" Because there is no one else worthy, I do agree he sounded very tired in this one tho

27:19 To me this alien looks a horrifying mix between Kermit the Frog and Dame tu Cosita at the same time

I have to comment, this seems to be the best episode you put up, Saberspark. I started watching your videos in Mid 2019 when I caught the Dingo Pictures kerfuffle with Animal Soccer World and I was hooked. All of the episodes you done have been very funny but cringeworthy to people who think the animated stuff they put up is full of crud. And all of that music...oh, damn, so chilling, I want the tracks. Big one I sat through is Joshua and the Promised Land...uhf, nasty bad. But who knows?

The little panda fighter looks like that "game" in the amazing world of gumball with the panda and these rats are about to fight, and the panda was like "ok, you asked for it" and he just farts a green "cloud" onto the rats