What did they teach me at University? - If it moves, it's biology, - If it smells, it's chemistry, - And if it doesn't work, it's physics.
@seriousmaran9414Ай бұрын
Clouds, rain, rivers, watch out for the hot lava! Fairly sure there is a lot of biology in poo.😮 And present day physics doesn't work anyway so no surprise there. 😊
@musab.k.9870Ай бұрын
Guess my local government's inability to do any meaningful work can be described in terms of physics
@sakismpalatsias4106Ай бұрын
😂
@sergeynovikov9424Ай бұрын
nuclear plants in Germany do not work because of corruption, not because of physics, as Sabine has told us.
@jcortese3300Ай бұрын
"If it doesn't work and they know why, it's engineering." "If it doesn't work and they don't know why, it's physics."
@glitchedjson4042Ай бұрын
I feel like there aren't enough coffee machines around...
@Rondo2oooАй бұрын
I guess it's so old that people didn't recognize it as such and kept asking what it is. 😅😅
@bartsanders1553Ай бұрын
Did someone say coffee?
@alphagt62Ай бұрын
I remember those old coffee machines, like a drink machine, but it brewed the coffee as you bought a cup. Press buttons for cream and sugar, and it all drains into a tiny paper cup. Unless the machine was out of cups, and your coffee fell right down the drain. Worst coffee I’ve ever drank in my life! Truly a last desperate option.
@CyberiusT13 күн бұрын
I feel like not enough people (by orders of magnitude) recognise an actual coffee machine, and think drip-filter is still acceptable after a full day of sitting on the heater plate.
@richardhall5489Ай бұрын
Harry Potter and The Chamber of Particles.
@marcoottina654Ай бұрын
The vacuum chamber
@Lost-In-BlankАй бұрын
I hate it when the blackboard goes critical
@kennnnnnnnnnnnnnnАй бұрын
It made a big bang and a whole new chalk dust universe was created on the floor
@c.jishnu378Ай бұрын
Fr, my dead father's grand uncle hated that.
@ghian69624 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤ Next, have a look at the Psychology Department.
@Spherical_CowАй бұрын
😂 Sabine, are you sure you're actually German? You aren't supposed to have *this much* facility with humor! 👏👏👏
@helenamcginty4920Ай бұрын
Oh but German humour is dry. Like Sabine's. I even think the Germans have spread the udea they are humourless as a joke.
@Rondo2oooАй бұрын
Here the debunked stereotypes go. 😁
@MagMar-kv9neАй бұрын
Actually, Germans are quite adept at Humour, culturally MUCH has changed in the last 70+ years. Although i believe the Austrians are much more talented in comedy.
@GiovannaIwishyouАй бұрын
@@MagMar-kv9ne Austrians are more talented in everything. Even in being Germans.
@sirbum1918Ай бұрын
She did work in Sweden and they are very funny.
@MrTryphodemosАй бұрын
Practically every failed experiment ends up being refurbished as some kind of novelty coffee machine.
@pushista9322Ай бұрын
Oh that's why they're mentioned in the video
@jccusell9 күн бұрын
"That's a coffee machine." 10/10
@hanswitvliet8188Ай бұрын
And, those are not ordinary papers, but quantum-papers! They are always everywhere! Moreover, they are entangled: if you ever come up with a brilliant new idea, you find those also described in all others suddenly.
@Warp9pnt9Ай бұрын
No physicists were harmed during the filming of this video. None worked, proposed novel theories, or made any new dicoveries, either.
@bigodineo20 күн бұрын
lol
@BassotronicsАй бұрын
“Yes, that’s a coffee machine.” 😅
@rocketsroar1Ай бұрын
At the university where I got my undergraduate degree in physics, in the very, very old physics building, the graduate student offices were directly below student labs. So much mercury had been spilled over the years in the labs that some of the graduate students displayed symptoms of mercury poisoning.
@user-vp1sc7tt4m10 күн бұрын
Absolutely hilarious!
@WillArtieАй бұрын
I would LOVE to have Sabine as my teacher!
@Thomas-gk42Ай бұрын
she´s the teacher for all of us.
@siceastwood2714Ай бұрын
@@Thomas-gk42 youtube is just her preffered educational style probably. More modern than talking to just a room full of people, especially for important lectures like her recent video on disliking aspects of the academic world. Reaches just way more people than just writing papers or traditional teaching
@milodemorayАй бұрын
😂😂Thank you Sabine, I needed this
@IuliusPsicofactumАй бұрын
OMG it's just like in Argentina Physics Faculty! I remember the big boxes at the entrance that were there for a long time. Legend says it was very delicate instrumental that was delivered so roughly that it was made unusable and nobody could decide what to do with them.
@tonisee2Ай бұрын
Observatory of University of La Plata has still to great extent historical/original interior, furniture etc - which I just admire. And those are not inconvenient to use. Modern stuff - generally yes.
@84com8319 күн бұрын
Make coffee machines for sale and earn a profit!
@Whit3hatАй бұрын
Hands down the best short on KZfaq, you so talented Sabine well done
@howtoappearincompletely9739Ай бұрын
Oh, nice! Sabine does stand-up! BTW, the accelerator's sprung a helium leak again.
@eh1702Ай бұрын
You have a good comedy cadence & timing. And in a second language! Very good editing for the gag!
@phenex551Ай бұрын
Yes, with large notes of sarcastic undertones! I think she’s a natural. 👍
@eh1702Ай бұрын
@@phenex551 Yes, her intonation’s great too. She could do standup.
@hyperbaroqueАй бұрын
This is good acting. I totally buy the frazzled, shell-shocked egg-head persona.
@EF-fv1hcАй бұрын
Ahh, I always thought that the antique furniture is sort of a flex implying that all experiments are extremely safe
@831MirandaАй бұрын
The 'special chairs' are meant to keep the Physicists (and students) awake! 😂
@federalist46Ай бұрын
Too perfect. I graduated in 71', some things never change.
@toddwasson3355Ай бұрын
The helium voice is hysterical :D
@martinrupprecht9853Ай бұрын
Ahh, the helium voice, now I get it! Initially it made me search for the video speed setting!
@@blinded6502 - wouldn't that mean if you speed up a video analog by n% and then slow it down digitally by n%, the pitch would be higher by n%?
@blinded6502Ай бұрын
@@Achill101 Yeah
@nkronert21 күн бұрын
Pitch shifting and time stretching are indeed related algorithms.
@bobversheck2131Ай бұрын
You are so talented, so adorable, Sabine.
@erkschadeableАй бұрын
haha the paper piles! how true
@AnthonyDavid59Ай бұрын
... and over there are 320 optical devices for experiments that finished 20 years ago ...
@Unmannedair11 күн бұрын
Wow, just saw this and have to say... You nailed it. 😅 Every single point is just like the OSU buildings. 😂. You forgot to mention all the stained wood and glass display cases with old equipment though. 😆👍❤️
@rhbrandon111 күн бұрын
Coffee machines are a sign… of entropy but awake, sort of, for it.
@ShawnBoltz14 күн бұрын
Sabine, you are the best. Thanks for making me chuckle.
@thomastonyboudreau4373Ай бұрын
This is reminiscent of my college days and visits to my physics professor’s office. Missing are the piles of interoffice envelopes stuffed with what not and the randomly piled folders papers and notes. Of course also there were books, paper cups and dirty coffee mugs. He was brilliant!
@MrSleazeyАй бұрын
I loved the chorus: “That’s a coffee machine!”.
@michaellangwaller10 күн бұрын
That sound like the physics building we had before we built a new building for the physics building. I have not been to the new building but I am sure it looks like that by now.
@Aksel27Ай бұрын
Oh, is that why those posters never get replaced?
@wolfie54321Ай бұрын
Sounds the same as the engineering department, though OHS took all our coffee machines away so now we have to go to the common rooms to make coffee...
@frankmccann29Ай бұрын
Sabine, you're priceless! Thanks.
@bartsanders1553Ай бұрын
Just so everyone knows, this over here is MY coffee machine, and nobody is allowed to use it or unplug it.
@Thomas-gk42Ай бұрын
A fabulous, hilarious, unexcpected present🙃😘 made by spirit expanding Professor Bee. Back in university?
@randelbrooksАй бұрын
Sabine you are so clever and a great performer your character here is just fantastic I love the voice and the wig not to mention your writing.
@richards4711Ай бұрын
„This is where we keep the library of all PhD theses published by our department. Since the early 90‘s, we‘ve been burning them on these CDs which we then marked with a Sharpie. We are quite sure the data is totally intact.“
@ankavoskuilen1725Ай бұрын
I thought you said: "We have been burning them." 😳
@lorentzinvariant7348Ай бұрын
Sorry but CD’s don’t come from a fireplace. Physicists should know this.
@snowwhitehair485Ай бұрын
Nice hair! 😉
@1959Berre20 күн бұрын
I like your hair style, very dynamic, with just a pinch of increased entropy.
@yurisonovab389229 күн бұрын
My god, your sense of humor is on point here.
@jayspell179Ай бұрын
😂 I love your sense of humor and intellect. You've become my favorite science presenter and one of my favorite KZfaqrs. I may be strapped for cash, but I hope you get some benefit in the algorithm from my humble interaction. You're an amazing physicist. The Academia have truly wasted your talents, but the public still benefits. You always make me smile.
@TsumyaneАй бұрын
This is so relatable. 😂
@dave2302413 күн бұрын
They must have some wild-looking coffee machines...
@Ratinevo21 сағат бұрын
Lovingly faded conference posters covering holes in the plaster + swivel chairs. Nostalgia. 🤣🤣🤣
@nickmcconnell1291Ай бұрын
You are killing me!! LOL I well remember the Physics building at my University. It smelled of carpet glue, chalk, and sweaty grad students.... with a slight overlay of the specific polyester found in lab coats.
@ghostfox3560Ай бұрын
3 coffee makers and that ending... Great one.
@hanswitvliet8188Ай бұрын
One for dark energy, one for dark matter, and one for black holes.
@CAPSLOCKPUNDITАй бұрын
Harry Potter and the Black Brew Cauldrons
@DrMarcArnoldBach9 күн бұрын
In der Chemie habe ich morgens die ertrunkenen Kakerlaken aus dem Wasserbad des Rotationsverdampfer gefischt. Ein starkes Statement im Labor nichts zu essen ;)
@zyxzevn16 күн бұрын
Coffee - The real dark matter
@RT-mn2pb20 күн бұрын
What a wonderful and poignant sense of humor she has
@gilbydog7350Ай бұрын
Your sense of humour is amazing :)
@RenTheWrenАй бұрын
Okay but the coffee machines not looking like coffee machines because Someone has decided to rip off half the panels to rewire some shit for Optimal Coffeefication is relatable as fuck. The physics teachers room at my school even had one of those.
@mikey183628 күн бұрын
Haha. I don’t know if Sabine ever saw one of my comments from a while back, but I requested she did comedy, so loving this.
@davidsault9698Ай бұрын
The result of living in an abstract world.
@carmenmccauley5858 күн бұрын
Hilarious! Bloody hilarious!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@jaspernewcomb56568 күн бұрын
Sabine is one awesome woman!
@jl-xs6ud6 күн бұрын
Sabine is awesome, perfect balance of science and humour
@lstnlne739929 күн бұрын
ur great..smart and a sense of humor luv your channel and independent thinking cutting though the bs of quantum theory
@bongobrandy629721 күн бұрын
Sabine is following in Albert's footsteps. He was a frustrated comedian too.
@BBQDad46310 күн бұрын
Superb! Simply superb!
@ekalbkr13 күн бұрын
Sabine, sometimes you are darling. This is one of those times...
@danfercer15 күн бұрын
Hi Sabine! In 1997, when I was a first-semester physics student, at the small school of physics of the Faculty of Natural Sciences in the University of San Agustín of Arequipa, Perú, near to nobody wanted to become a phycisist. I remember that in the first semester classroom we where only five (of 60 freshmen) the ones that really did want to be phycisist. Even the majority of the professors never wanted to be phycisist, but they had to, because while they were students they never could get the mean grades to move to engineering's facultate. In my country, 99% of population ignores what a phycisist does nor what physics serves for. And at least 90% of people think a physicist works as a sport trainer or as a weight lifter athlete.😢
@phprofYTАй бұрын
Too true. Too true. Medical plant chemistry gets all the new rooms at my university.
@malinsg122 күн бұрын
heck, that describes with 80% accuracy the entire Faculty of Physics of Bucharest
@macsnafuАй бұрын
I like those old vending machines that sold coffee, hot chocolate, and chicken soup. Naturally, I tended to go for the chicken soup!
@mohanperformance.enginerd.13084 күн бұрын
Sabine is so refreshing. In that I was of the idea smart people were not funny. She has broken through. 😂
@kentjoosten8149Ай бұрын
Love what you’ve done with your hair. I vote for keeping it that way.
@jokeshop548Ай бұрын
You're so funny. You should present QI when Sandi Toksvig retires
@lovernotfighter22 сағат бұрын
You have so many facets to you. I love you.
@fugallikАй бұрын
ahahah so funny! Thanks for this Sabine!
@Celeste-in-OzАй бұрын
Ugh… as a recently finished grad student this is so real it’s depressing. I’m in social sciences so we don’t even have a coffee machine.
@SPDLandАй бұрын
...or science...
@AnnaPoli80021 күн бұрын
One for the chemistry’s building please!? Or is it the same?!😂 And Sabine you really suit the hairstyle!!!❤
@blinkingmanchannelАй бұрын
OMG!!! Lmfao! 😂 …my dad was a professor. So much truth here! Can’t breathe!❤
@ManuelGarcia-ww7gj21 күн бұрын
Freaking hilarious!
@Tletna10 күн бұрын
I was going to say "Oh no! Sabine's fallen prey to the shorts fad. I thought she was above that." But, actually, this was hilarious. So, maybe, I'm just wrong to hate shorts.
@digitalfilАй бұрын
Hilarious. You are the best
@myfriendscatАй бұрын
That's too funny! Thanks for making me laugh so hard on a monday morning.
@jiemog13 күн бұрын
Tellement drôle, encore un talent caché Sabine ❤️
@aliauid744912 күн бұрын
sabine, the multidimentional
@darrenbrown36874 күн бұрын
Keep up the comody in physics, love yah
@rv-jn7wn29 күн бұрын
Luv Ya !!!! Sabine l sincerely hope things are moving in the right direction.
@accuset29 күн бұрын
I definitely enjoyed the hallway of wisdom.
@tcl5853Ай бұрын
I just love her. She’s the gobbledygook eradicator!
@UgowestLxАй бұрын
More?? Yes, more cofee please..from the machine!! 🤣🤣🤣😎
@martinvizar6430Ай бұрын
"Did u try turning the Espresso machine Off and On again?"
@user-yo5eh7nt9uАй бұрын
Nice jumpscare at the end :D
@douglasclerk276414 күн бұрын
Go, Sabine! 😂
@axle.studentАй бұрын
Thank god! I had almost forgotten how to speak chipmunk lol
@dunmwarupreachan4567Ай бұрын
I had to watch this multiple times. Coffee machine and uncomfortable chairs. Lol. I love this.
@JaantoenenАй бұрын
Absolutely phenomenal.
@rolty1Ай бұрын
Love you Sabine! 😂
@justinphilpott22 күн бұрын
This voice is amazing 😍
@mylivingskyАй бұрын
Give the stylist a raise! 😂
@moxie_STАй бұрын
Thanks for laugh that make me choke
@globalgauchoАй бұрын
the same in Argentina
@jimpembertonКүн бұрын
I'll never forget visiting one of my professor's labs where he had a Van de Graaff generator that he acquired broken, repaired it with parts from an old CRT television set, and was blasting rats with it.
@dougsrepair106029 күн бұрын
This is a great sideline. Laughing 🤣
@alittlepeaceandkarma10 күн бұрын
You should have a sketch show.
@brandex2011Ай бұрын
This is why we love you, Sabine. (As a university brat, I know exactly what you are on about!)