i love that not only does nobody ever asks him to do this, they actively beg him NOT to

"MARISHA READ FASTER!"

7:41 "back to you, Matt!" **cuts to Matt** **epitome of defeat**

You know it's bad when Laura pulls out the "SAMUEL!"

"Give me some of the flaming hot cheetos first." "No way there's slim jim's?" Ashley being her true chaos goblin self.

"I found my gag reflex, guys!" Priceless. Chef's kiss!

10:00 I love that this implies that if anything ever happened to Sam liam would be the one to tell his kids. True friendship.

Marisha and Taliesin fear for their live in that first one Also Matt's face after the wine is a poem

The pained "SAMUEL" at 3:22 really feels deeply troubled, and that troubled feeling was earned. What a horrible, perfect moment. Jesus christ.

tal physically moving away from Sam during these is such a mood

The franticness in Matt's voice when he asked Marisha to read quicker is amazing

No other ad has ever been seared into my brain like the first one was. It haunts me still. The other two I can watch, but the first one I have to cover Sam entirely and just watch Marisha and Taliesin 😂

Let us to be glad this man seems to content being Chaotic Good and not Chaotic Evil

The one that he mixed drinks is an 'honorable' mention

Ashley was such an enabler on that last one. Everyone else was gagging, she was laughing and recording. Love it.

the fact that him not using the toothbrush on camera was one of their conditions.

how am i supposed to explain that THIS is my favorite show when things like this happen regularly

Haha! Sam is so chaotic and weird and I love it! Matt’s face at 7:46 is hilarious. It’s a mix of disappointment, confusion, disgust, and brokenness.

On a side note, I’m surprised you didn’t include the Eldermancy Cocktail. That one definitely made ME gag. But the ones chosen for this video? Yeah… no words can truly describe the horror on-screen. I would gladly take Cognouza’s fleshy cosmic/body horror setting than watch THESE moments again!

The soft and gentle sibling energy from Laura and Liam at 11:00 while Ashley recording ,Taliesin dying, which instigates and further Sam's behaviour and Travis looking like he's at awe at how amazing (?) and stupid it is and Marisha kept getting distracted while reading cos she wanna watch.. The chaos 😂 while Matthew has to take care of these kids and feel horrified

i love talesin huddling up to marisha and shielding them both with his binder in the first clip

"How am I supposed to explain this to your kids" LIAM I'M SCREAMING

This is rightfully disgusting, but the horrified screams of the cast at 6:36 add about ten years to my life.

I love the faint "Help" when Sam eats the whip cream salad

Matt looks so damaged everytime at 7:45

Sam's eyes as he drank the coke while Taliesen hides in Laura's hood. 😆 But the cut to Matt at 7:44 stole the show

i just like how imidiate reaction of everyvone is to recoil and hide behind something

Matt’s face says “I try so hard to get us these sponsors”

"I'm pretty sure you just voided all your health insurance" honey, he had to have done that YEARS ago

I love how during the last one, Ashley is just filming the whole thing

I love how in the last one Ashley just pulls out her phone and films it

8:09 Matt was like "ooo-kaaay... I'm ready to whatever you prepared today... Or not... But i don't have a choice... So..."

I love that on the toothbrush thing, everyone is like "read faster" but Ashley is like "get it in there!!" LOLOL

7:44 The look of utter disappointment

The fact that this guy voices not only the smart 2003 Ninja Turtle, but the Commandant of the Imperial Knights is astounding, lol.

It is absolutely ironic that the episode that Sam did his whipped cream bit with the red wine… was the very episode that we went to Kamordah. And the fact that it tasted WORSE with whipped cream? Pretty much an allegory for how much we all hate Thoreau and how we’re all glad that Clara and TJ upon learning the truth just up and left his ass thanks to his daughter exposing him.

Lmao mom Laura, don't do the metal you're gonna hurt yourself!

1:26 not all heroes wear capes

I love that Laura and Taliesin scooch away every time. Also how did you not include the Eldermancy and the curdled cream that went into it

goddamn I didn't heed the warning close enough and that first ad actually made me gag 😂😂

7:44 The level of disappointment on his face...

Matt's reaction and Sam's brilliantly stupid decision to give the copy to the member of the group who'd be most easily distracted are the best spots!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can we all take a minute and appreciate that Sam got the respect of the ladies by "finding his gag reflex" LMAO 😂

Marisha's reflex/instinct to jump up and put her hand over that Coke bottle to stop it from overflowing was actually pretty impressive.

Only Sam reads a sponsor contract with things he should not do an goes "Challenge Accepted!"

9:37 Such a desperation

I still maintain, that this 6:35 , was the moment Q considered divorce 😵🍷

0:51 his sad laugh after all his stuff melted in his car

It’s amazing how many ways Sam finds to push his ginormous mouth to its limits

7:40 The look on Matt's face 😂😂

3:21: Laura audibly exclaiming "SAMUEL" absolutely sent me

5:41 woahehahohwahehoh ho- hold on

Even just remembering the Eldermancy cocktail still makes me gag so I'm glad it wasn't included 🤣

Mom can you can pick me up I’m scared and want to go home

7:45 that’s the face of a defeated man 🤣🤣🤣typical face of your average DM

Gotta give a shoutout to Sam's Eldermancy Cocktail from C2E124. That was another one that got me xD

"And, uh, slim jims!" Taliesin: NO

Talisen and Marisha hiding behind the binder had me in freakin STITCHES. I was nearly sobbing XD

Matt’s face after the 2nd ad. I can’t tell if it’s disappointment, horror, mesmerized, idk. But it says it all.

That first one... I had repressed that memory for a while.

Laura was always the mom. "SAMUEL STOP!" "No no Sam! You're going to hurt yourself!" "Don't do the metal, Samuel don't you're going to hurt yourself." "don't do the pipe cleaners there's metal, DON'T USE THE PIPE CLEANERS SAM!!"

Sam is a genious. I never watch ads. I have never managed to skip his ads because you don't really realize it is one :D

The ‘ dear god what have I created and unleashed’ look on Matt’s face 😂

"Salad with whipped cream" what is this the 60's in the mid-west?

my favorite part is when everyone backs away and shields themselves

at 3:48 after Sam says "now it's a little sweeter", you can see the look of defeat on Taliesins face. He knew what was coming At 4:18 Laura realised too and they started huddling to hide from the monstrosity that would come. Up until 4:38 Ashley was fine with it, but she seemed disgusted by Sam's disgrace of a chilli dog. 5:13 Sam: LET'S TRY A SALAD NOooOOoOoOOoOoOOOoOooO The look of disgust on everyone's faces throughout the whole thing is hilarious Everything was fine up until he ruined the wine. That was so much of a disgrace they had to switch cameras The finale was at 7:40 when he says "back to you Matt" and the camera cuts to Matt with a look of disappointment

The best part of this is Tal attempting to physically disappear behind anyone and everyone

I am surprise the Eldermancy ads wasn't in this video :D.

Ya know...? Being a goblin in the second campaign suits him well.))

At first, I thought that I don’t need this but at the end of video, oh I need this video as I can’t stop laughing. 😂 I need this laugh. Thank you for this. But please Sam, I hope there won’t be ads using food anymore (who are we kidding, it’s Sam. There will be)

You were right. I did, in fact, gag. This is a perfect submission for r/TIHI

Am I the only one that wishes the sponsors would do their own reactions to these videos?

11:12 READ FASTER! 😂

I can't believe you didn't include the eldermancy cocktail.

This made me laugh and gag at the same time. This made me lag.

I didn't see first one before... Can someone cast Modify Memory?

Can we appreciate the fact that Marisha instinctively covered the coke, when it was starting to overflow? Now that's a good friend.

How am I supposed to explain this to your children??? 😂😂😂

Sam was totally that kid on the playground who would eat worms or bugs for applause and attention.

Surprised the Eldermancy ad isn't in this cavalcade of awfulness

Long may he reign.

the *effort* Sam puts in

That first one makes me laugh like nothing else in the world but it's so horrifying

Missed the Eldermancy drink lol

Gotta love Laura's panic lol

Laura at 6:38 in shock due to the wine being sprayed with whipped cream shows her true, soccer mom self

7:45

The coctail one is missing, that was a big food one xD

7:44 the face of a man who really did not want to be the next thing in frame after that

Matt's life decisions are flashing before his eyes in these moments 😂 "Run a campaign for your friends, they said. It will be fun, they said"

7:44, Matt looks like he just died inside 😂

FRANCE EXPLODED THE MOMENT HE PUT WHIPPED CREAM IN WINE

As soon as I saw the headline all I could think of was whipped cream on the chili dog

I kind of want to try making peppermint whipped cream now.

The Significant Other made me a burger yesterday so I could have it for lunch today (EST). It was a challenge eating it while watching these ads because it was so funny but it was worth it.

I love the chaos, that is Sam Riegel!!!

Anyone else see the coke and gag a little before he even started? It was the worst

The whipped cream on the hotdog just... I was ready to puke.

4:57 My brain doesn't understand how his face was still clean after that bite.

Matt's face says it all