Why Palestine is ALREADY a Country

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Sammy Obeid

Sammy Obeid

Ай бұрын

Palestine is a country. No need to ask step dad.
Thank you for the love Chicago, aka Lil Falastin 🍉
#palestine #standupcomedy #watermelon

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@youngeagle5953
@youngeagle5953 Ай бұрын
Palestine has UNITED the BEST of HUMANITY
@LunaBoo12
@LunaBoo12 Ай бұрын
And exposed the worst. Shame on western politicians.
@mamba9030
@mamba9030 Ай бұрын
Crazy take since terrorists are living there
@Arabian_knight_101
@Arabian_knight_101 Ай бұрын
​@@LunaBoo12 was about to say that
@meemsasa21
@meemsasa21 Ай бұрын
Can’t agree more 🇵🇸
@lovemamahouse
@lovemamahouse Ай бұрын
True
@pinkman1k-kr2hv
@pinkman1k-kr2hv Ай бұрын
Father John Sheehan: “Every time anyone says that Israel is our only friend in the Middle East, I can’t help but think that before Israel, we had no enemies in the Middle East.”
@ravidlivne7317
@ravidlivne7317 Ай бұрын
That's because before Israel the middle east was mostly Britain and France
@Pondermonarchie
@Pondermonarchie Ай бұрын
@@ravidlivne7317so was the USA
@HateNeverCeasesHate
@HateNeverCeasesHate Ай бұрын
No enemies in the middle east? I mean, they just allied with Germany in both world wars... Not all the middle east, but major parts. Look it up
@ravidlivne7317
@ravidlivne7317 Ай бұрын
@@Hannari-xt6nr do you understand the word MOSTLY?
@ravidlivne7317
@ravidlivne7317 Ай бұрын
@@Hannari-xt6nr The only countries in the Middle East that have not been heavily influenced by Western mother countries are Iran, Turkey and Yemen.
@absiddique139
@absiddique139 Ай бұрын
Calling Israel a country is like saying a Burglar owns your house.
@khadijahbegum3546
@khadijahbegum3546 Ай бұрын
Real😂💯
@DrejaAndi
@DrejaAndi Ай бұрын
Your house is a made-up structure.
@nedmilburn
@nedmilburn Ай бұрын
Amen to that!
@theBear89451
@theBear89451 Ай бұрын
I think you missed the point of the video. Every country is owned by "burglars", even the US.
@fingfangfoom8062
@fingfangfoom8062 Ай бұрын
God laid out its borders in the Bible, so.....
@WeeWeeJumbo
@WeeWeeJumbo Ай бұрын
it’s dark before dawn but tomorrow is soon coming. Free Palestine
@marvelstark3797
@marvelstark3797 Ай бұрын
i aske this alot but still i received no answer to this question.. from whom or what do we really want to free the "P"??? how can we free it if it doesnt exist in the first place.. maybe you are now the one who can provide and explanation to that..
@ravidlivne7317
@ravidlivne7317 Ай бұрын
@@marvelstark3797 the Palestinian people should be free from Hamas to begin with.
@g-radical349
@g-radical349 Ай бұрын
@@marvelstark3797 ziofascists are so fucking uncreative. no one answers your stupid questions because they are stupid. And its not worth explaining things to religious fundamentalists who won't/can't listen or comprehend.
@kyled2153
@kyled2153 Ай бұрын
⁠​⁠@@marvelstark3797I don't know why I'm bothering to answer someone who is so clearly arguing in bad faith. Palestine verifiably exists. Maybe not as a country by your definition, but it certainly does exist and you're simply denying reality if you think it doesn't. So, since it exists, we can free it. Free it from what? Free it from oppression. Israeli oppression. Over 37000 Palestinians killed since October 7th 2023. This of course excludes the hundreds of thousands of people expelled during the nakba. If you refuse to accept that Palestinians are oppressed, that's on you.
@shaquilleoatmeal7389
@shaquilleoatmeal7389 Ай бұрын
@@marvelstark3797 we want to free palestine from israeli terror and occupation that has been going on since 1948. palestine exists, but i'm afraid your ability to think does not
@omark310tell6
@omark310tell6 Ай бұрын
I will chose a " made up country " over a " settler colonial can_cer state " every time !!
@jackieroberts2625
@jackieroberts2625 Ай бұрын
Same ❤🇵🇸
@shira5887
@shira5887 29 күн бұрын
can you please explain to me how Israel is a colonial sate? I keep hearing it and it just doesn't add up. how can you have a colony glued to your country, and when you have an historical claim on that peace of land? I realy want an answer.
@Ashmooni
@Ashmooni 29 күн бұрын
@@shira5887 Europeans left Europe and moved into a land that has people living in it already; they claimed than God “gave” them that land. God never said to expel other inhabitants of that land. God is just.
@NikkMikk
@NikkMikk 29 күн бұрын
@@shira5887 historical claim? more like hysterical
@shira5887
@shira5887 29 күн бұрын
@@Ashmooni jews are'nt Europians. some of them where exailed to Europe, but they where never realy concidered Europians, as all the Pogroms and the Holocaust showes. I find it very Ironic hat in oreder to be concidered Eurpoians the Jews needed to leave Eurpoe. besides, dude, have you read the bible? the enitire book of judges is about how God is mad at the Israelites for not expeling all the Cananites.
@basmahharami9345
@basmahharami9345 Ай бұрын
In our thousands, in our millions, we are all Palestinians! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 Ай бұрын
You are Philstine?
@marvelstark3797
@marvelstark3797 Ай бұрын
nice slogan again right? do you understand that?
@MiladaKaiser
@MiladaKaiser Ай бұрын
Such a nonsense. If you are Palestinian, move to Gaza. I am not.
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 Ай бұрын
@@MiladaKaiser You misunderstood them, and have you seen Gaza what Israel has done to it?
@yusufbey1587
@yusufbey1587 Ай бұрын
@@MiladaKaiserZionist bot shill spotted
@zerogadalla
@zerogadalla Ай бұрын
The Palestinian comedian is a great product of Palestine too.
@_ajmah__
@_ajmah__ Ай бұрын
"Palestine is a made up country" I can't even imagine the amount of times I heard that from zionists lol.
@charlesclaridy8646
@charlesclaridy8646 Ай бұрын
Golda Meir, Israeli Prime Minister, had a Palestinian Passport and admitted it. That should be proof enough. As of today 143 countries have recognized the existence of Palestine as a State (Country).
@khadijahbegum3546
@khadijahbegum3546 Ай бұрын
They said that to South Africans, Native Americans, Algerians, and so on. Oppressors often deny the existence of a place or its people when the oppressed fight back, or they falsely claim to be indigenous instead of the actual indigenous people.
@sebastianrebiere9017
@sebastianrebiere9017 Ай бұрын
@@charlesclaridy8646 isn't it 146 ?
@rhetorical1488
@rhetorical1488 Ай бұрын
Zionism is a cult. you can't expect cultists to form coherent thought.
@nilzakindigo
@nilzakindigo Ай бұрын
@@sebastianrebiere9017 it keeps growing
@lunamoon-qw5cy
@lunamoon-qw5cy 26 күн бұрын
حرة يافلسطين وكلنا فلسطين 🇵🇸 🇲🇦
@user-tk5ep1oq2n
@user-tk5ep1oq2n 26 күн бұрын
“We even militarised our desserts” 😂😂😂
@bigfan4793
@bigfan4793 Ай бұрын
It's not even being pro palestine it's being pro humanity
@jewtang610
@jewtang610 29 күн бұрын
False
@bigfan4793
@bigfan4793 29 күн бұрын
@@jewtang610 like your state?
@jewtang610
@jewtang610 28 күн бұрын
@@bigfan4793 if you support Israel you are on the side of humanity!
@proudindian1billion
@proudindian1billion 28 күн бұрын
pull your head out of your🍑
@maryjane_lane
@maryjane_lane 21 күн бұрын
💯 precisely
@simonmarie83
@simonmarie83 Ай бұрын
It always blows my mind when Americans can't work out that Palestine is just trying to not be wiped out by colonialists. Like, your national anthem literally talks about bombs bursting in air when fighting the oppressor.
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 Ай бұрын
Truth! It's honestly embarrassing. #HumanRights #CeasefireNow🫂🕊️ Peace and Freedom for Palestine ❤️🇵🇸
@ravidlivne7317
@ravidlivne7317 Ай бұрын
This isn't what the Hamas wants
@macanngantuk1439
@macanngantuk1439 Ай бұрын
Same Step Daaad !! 😂
@Dmg6um
@Dmg6um Ай бұрын
@@ravidlivne7317please tell us what they want with citable facts, and explain what the lukid party wants. Thanks.
@ravidlivne7317
@ravidlivne7317 Ай бұрын
@@Dmg6um you're online. Go ahead and open your favourite search engine and read the Hamas charter for yourself. It's out there. The same goes for the Likud party, even though the Israeli government changes from time to time, and it's not one sided.
@jepismadi1875
@jepismadi1875 Ай бұрын
Sammy nailed it again! truth that is funny and cynical at the same time
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 Ай бұрын
Not all of it.
@maryjane_lane
@maryjane_lane 21 күн бұрын
💯 talented, for sure!
@smlhkclrhs
@smlhkclrhs Ай бұрын
*F R E E P A L E S T I N E*
@the3baijans292
@the3baijans292 Ай бұрын
How do you make those letters
@marvelstark3797
@marvelstark3797 Ай бұрын
i asked this alot but still i received no answer to this question.. from whom or what do we really want to free the "P"??? how can we free it if it doesnt exist in the first place.. maybe you are now the one who can provide and explanation to that..
@rahulhipparkar6969
@rahulhipparkar6969 Ай бұрын
N O O O O
@NikkMikk
@NikkMikk 29 күн бұрын
@@marvelstark3797 keep asking dumb questions and expect no answer
@marvelstark3797
@marvelstark3797 29 күн бұрын
@@NikkMikk now, here's your chance to prove that you are not one of the useful idi@ts protesters, then again, what is the meaning of the slogan "from the river to the sea.... " that they were constantly yapping???
@GiaZKhan
@GiaZKhan Ай бұрын
❤❤❤From South Africa
@butterflyeffect9424
@butterflyeffect9424 Ай бұрын
We love South Africa and South Africans ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@GiaZKhan
@GiaZKhan Ай бұрын
@@butterflyeffect9424 ♥️ Love & Light ❤️✨✨✨
@medsadokkrifa1096
@medsadokkrifa1096 Ай бұрын
South africa the best morale country
@rasalove6669
@rasalove6669 24 күн бұрын
More like from Pakistan. South Africa for Africans only
@Peace-2all
@Peace-2all Ай бұрын
Watermelons are from gourds family, of which 75% is water. Best to hydrate you in the summer heat. Better than your usual morning coffee or tea on an empty stomach. The colours ❤️🤍💚🖤 are vibrant. And the resemblance is uncanny. #alleyesonrafah #freepalestine🇵🇸 #freepalestine #palestinianlivesmatter🇵🇸 #westandwithpalestine #gazaunderattak #openrafahcrossing #ceasefirenow🇵🇸 #stopgenocideingaza🇵🇸
@lucycarola
@lucycarola 29 күн бұрын
The US did that to my little island of Puerto Rico. For those that wonder why we are so nuts about our identity and flag… Because we were not allowed to fly our own flag on our island, speak our language, or express anything that could be considered betrayal to our occupying force. 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
@RiseAndShine144
@RiseAndShine144 27 күн бұрын
When was Spanish not allowed to be spoken in Puerto Rico? As far as I know all Puerto Ricans living in Puerto Rico are fluent in Spanish and have always been
@lucycarola
@lucycarola 27 күн бұрын
@@RiseAndShine144 I shouldn’t answer if you’re actually Puertorrican, as you should know for yourself. But, just in case you’re not from Borikén. Indeed, from 1948-1957 we were not allowed to do as such.
@lucycarola
@lucycarola 27 күн бұрын
@@RiseAndShine144 it’s also why generations before mine (genX) were bilingual and tend to speak English so well. GenX reaped the benefit as well, as we all had cable by my generation. But, Millennials not so much. Growing up, all the adults in my family were bilingual.
@lucycarola
@lucycarola 27 күн бұрын
@@RiseAndShine144 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gag_Law_(Puerto_Rico)
@adewerry
@adewerry 22 күн бұрын
A common tactic of colonisers- try to wipe out the indigenous languages too.
@southviewarab
@southviewarab Ай бұрын
"The BombPop" is actually insane! Lmao
@whosays1977
@whosays1977 Ай бұрын
From the sea to the river, Palestine will live forever! 🇵🇸
@himurahaibara1459
@himurahaibara1459 Ай бұрын
Isn't Israel made up? A gift from Britain eventho Britain didn't own it but as usual classic Britain feeling generous so they gave something that was not theirs to someone else.
@The88Kings
@The88Kings Ай бұрын
That Bomb Pop is as American as apple pie 😂😂
@WeeWeeJumbo
@WeeWeeJumbo Ай бұрын
we got apple pie from Germany. actually we got our rocket tech from Germany too, so,
@The88Kings
@The88Kings Ай бұрын
@@WeeWeeJumbo Isn't the apple pie originally from britain?
@perfectstorm8204
@perfectstorm8204 24 күн бұрын
yes it is!
@maryjane_lane
@maryjane_lane 21 күн бұрын
So embarrassing 😅
@maryjane_lane
@maryjane_lane 21 күн бұрын
​@@WeeWeeJumbo 😮
@fajarayan7027
@fajarayan7027 27 күн бұрын
Palestine ❤❤❤❤we stand with you till our last breath
@hudycat
@hudycat Ай бұрын
Free free Palestine 🇵🇸 . Rafah needs your attention. Stop the injustice N.O.W
@deforetime3094
@deforetime3094 Ай бұрын
Why wont you yell about the Hostages thet still in Hamas hands from the 7th in october? Or about Hamas control in Gaza?
@yitzhakspolter9551
@yitzhakspolter9551 Ай бұрын
​@@deforetime3094No no dont mention the hostages. That ruins Obeids comedy bits.
@hudycat
@hudycat Ай бұрын
@@deforetime3094 don’t you dare talk to me about hamas taking hostages when Netanyahu has taken the entire city as a hostage ALL the civilians WAY before October for YEARS the torture has been going on. The Palestinians are being carpet bombed. It’s an open air prison. Don’t you get it? They have NO ESCAPE. If you STILL think this is all because of hamas, I IMPLORE you, if you have any flicker of humanity left, I IMPLORE you again to please go educate yourself. You will know then, that whatever netnyahu has done was never just a “mistake”, he helped CREATE hamss in the first place and it backfired on him.
@raibilrei
@raibilrei Ай бұрын
@@deforetime3094 The hostages would be free by now if Netanyahu wouldn’t be rejecting negotiations with Hamas. For him it’s more important to use the attack on Israel to try to get all Palestinians thrown out of Gaza. That was the goal of the Israeli part of this war. Because reaching the goal of throwing almost every Palestinian out of Greater Israel would have been the way to reach the goal of defeating Hamas and getting the accusations of being an Apartheid state off the table. And the West was totally complicit with this goal. And up to now they’re only asking from Israel to hurry up because they can’t resist the resistance of their populations forever. And now it seems as if Israel has failed.
@deforetime3094
@deforetime3094 Ай бұрын
@@raibilrei the claim of some pepole in Israel about Netanyahu is thet he Delays the war to continue in order to remain in power. But lets not get into political stuff. The only one to blame it Hamas. Yes. Some pepole didnt help so much to the situation.... But they not to blame about the Hostages. Hamas toke them. Hamas use Gaza pepole as human shields. Hamas take their aid and hide in tunnels. Hamas is to blame.
@harrydhannan
@harrydhannan 26 күн бұрын
What a fantastic performance from this guy. Hats off. Brilliant incisive analysis and satire. Thank you Sammy 🍉 🍉 🍉😊
@natashabay561
@natashabay561 Ай бұрын
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 🕊🤍 The entire world is praying for you
@nataliedoyle4701
@nataliedoyle4701 Ай бұрын
The Cuban popsicle crisis 😂😂😂 The times are so bloody awful it's good to laugh a bit whilst not losing sight of the horror. Thank you.
@rahnumafariya7247
@rahnumafariya7247 Ай бұрын
Free Palentine ❤🇵🇸
@marvelstark3797
@marvelstark3797 Ай бұрын
i aske this alot but still i received no answer to this question.. from whom or what do we really want to free the "P"??? how can we free it if it doesnt exist in the first place.. maybe you are now the one who can provide and explanation to that.. 😂😂
@StephenRoss-po1rp
@StephenRoss-po1rp Ай бұрын
Nice shower curtain you are wearing Looks like freedom to me
@rahnumafariya7247
@rahnumafariya7247 Ай бұрын
@@StephenRoss-po1rp thank you so much for acknowledging the fact that wearing shower curtain is my choice and i consider that as my freedom rather roaming wearing semi naked clothes..so much 💕💕
@shodiyona657
@shodiyona657 28 күн бұрын
​@@StephenRoss-po1rp do u mean "the less clothes women wear the more free they are"?
@dontsubscribescards6526
@dontsubscribescards6526 28 күн бұрын
@@rahnumafariya7247 yeah im sure everyone has the choice to choose what they wear, especially women
@shahnazmalik2399
@shahnazmalik2399 Ай бұрын
Free Falasteen is destined to be it is the Promise of ALLAH and it is coming true whether someone likes it or not Aameen YARABB
@dharmabum1925
@dharmabum1925 Ай бұрын
Tying the flag / food theme together with the Bomb Pop is brilliant. Fantastic clip.
@MYTAccount
@MYTAccount Ай бұрын
Freedom and justice for Palestine! ✌💯
@LunaBoo12
@LunaBoo12 Ай бұрын
Thanks for your nerdy comedy and amazing heart, Sammy 💓
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 Ай бұрын
The "B*mb Pop" joke truly does write itself! Tbh I had no idea what they were called, but they're ubiquitous and look like rockets/missiles. A metaphor for this country on so many levels.... My heart goes out to every Palestinian, especially those suffering in Rafah right now. Big hugs to you, Sammy! ❤️✊🍉🇮🇪
@CriticalThinker27
@CriticalThinker27 Ай бұрын
The saddest part is how it has petro food coloring that disrupts hormones.
@BerlinCB
@BerlinCB Ай бұрын
Such an honest and hilarious comedy riff! I love how you cut through this incredibly hard topic for some to digest, with deep and insightful comedy. You're so good at your craft, Sammy. I just wish it wasn't so hard for so many to just be decent human beings.
@ahteshaikh1193
@ahteshaikh1193 Ай бұрын
SlaYeR man, commendable work U r doing, spreading awareness of genocide though with laughter but heart wrenching...
@jofawkes
@jofawkes Ай бұрын
😂 Same step-dad
@ahssanmoshref
@ahssanmoshref Ай бұрын
Dude. That was very intelligently put together.
@ibilly99
@ibilly99 Ай бұрын
Utterly brilliant as ever.
@oHelmy3131
@oHelmy3131 Ай бұрын
I love the kid videos where they say Palestine and if you ask them about the occupation name they say "what's that" lol
@AnnaC130
@AnnaC130 Ай бұрын
link, please? Kids are so cute 🤭 🤭
@theBear89451
@theBear89451 Ай бұрын
I see a lot of confusion between Gaza, not occupied on Oct 7, and the West Bank, which was. From an economic standpoint, occupation is preferred because someone else pays for the cops.
@terwillagermcghee4148
@terwillagermcghee4148 Ай бұрын
Youre probably the first person to ever say that​@theBear89451
@carly4422
@carly4422 Ай бұрын
​@@theBear89451Both are occupied, neither place had freedom or control over their own land. And obviously there is no benefit. ​That's like saying the Jews in concentration camps benefited because the Jewish police no longer needed to go to work because the nazis were "policing" the area and kindly controlling the people.
@YourMajesty143
@YourMajesty143 Ай бұрын
​@@theBear89451- Who told you it wasn't occupied? You don't need to have boots on the ground to qualify it as an occupation. Occupation can exist remotely. There's the border control, also the territorial control over land, sea, & air (which restricts travel, fishing, building construction, even rainwater collection), blockades (permits required for travel, student, medical services, holy pilgrimage, building of sanitation or farms or energy projects, etc.), trade restrictions (allowing only certain food items, but banning arbitrary items that were unreasonably restricted like chocolate, coriander, jam, dried fruit, fried potatoes, notebooks, fabrics, flower pots, etc - and high export taxes of local goods & low import taxes of I5ræli goods, which led to a higher consumption of non-local products), utility restrictions of electricity for up to 4 hrs a day, an avg caloric threshold (which was the minimum calculated before malnutrition set in, and for which the avg included the caloric needs of children who made up 50% of the population, meaning the avg was much lower than it should've been for adults), water restriction of 80 liters per household a day or 26 liters per person (97% of which was undrinkable to begin with) compared to 247 liters for settlers, etc. You get the gist, an outside govt was in control, hence that would qualify as an occupation.
@nauliasiregar1418
@nauliasiregar1418 28 күн бұрын
From the river to the sea Palestine will be free love from Indonesia 🍉🍉🍉
@DavidTabachnikov
@DavidTabachnikov 13 күн бұрын
Absolutely, it's time for Palestine to be free from Indonesia!
@magicalsymphonY
@magicalsymphonY 11 күн бұрын
​@@DavidTabachnikovwas that supposed to be funny or smth🤔
@user-gz3cc8vh7g
@user-gz3cc8vh7g Ай бұрын
Ive been peacefully protesting for Palestine for 2 decade now. We nevergot press. Back in October we got negative press and were called that name. People have either mysteriously shut up or have joined us.
@someoneelse8412
@someoneelse8412 Ай бұрын
how does it feel − peacefully supporting terror, kidnapping, murder, rape?
@colettes9758
@colettes9758 28 күн бұрын
I have known for 50 years what net-in-yahoo is capable of. I tried to tell people but they had to figure it out from video. 🕊❤️🕊
@jadevinceul3433
@jadevinceul3433 Ай бұрын
Excellent Sammy Obeïd. Thank you
@aniimastounian6758
@aniimastounian6758 11 күн бұрын
Love Sammy, the scripts /jokes are refreshing and witty, could listen to him all day. The turns of the jokes and punchlines are amazing!
@TheAhmadiMuslimGirl
@TheAhmadiMuslimGirl 27 күн бұрын
This was so refreshing! 😂 Can’t believe he actually said what he said though, but glad that he did!
@MonochromaticBlues
@MonochromaticBlues Ай бұрын
Love coming from the Caribbean
@JCree-si2th
@JCree-si2th 29 күн бұрын
We love you, brothers and sisters.
@lailaata2542
@lailaata2542 9 күн бұрын
When I was in Georgetown University (35 years ago) we were groups of students from Afghanistan, Iran, Lebanon, Palestine, Israel and Italy. We always sit together and chat, doing project and homework together and we had no hatred toward each other at all. I don’t understand the mentality of new generation or even my generation which is 50+, what has changed so dramatically. I believe politics and power have their own agenda of destruction destroying the world and humanity.
@Method9
@Method9 Ай бұрын
❤❤❤ from Canada
@yonseienglish
@yonseienglish Ай бұрын
Sammy Obeid is the best comedian in the English-speaking world to date! Dead hilarious! 😅 Killing me!!!
@sagwawichich
@sagwawichich Ай бұрын
Blessings, brother 🙌🏾 From the River to the Sea 🇵🇸
@gaiavoice
@gaiavoice 27 күн бұрын
Love the Palestine USA comparison, as both former British colonies, brilliant! Britain needs to be reminded of our historic role betraying Palestinians...
@TaleenHasan147
@TaleenHasan147 Ай бұрын
Such a clever way to convey a message 😂 #FreePalestine. You should come to Canada!
@teresavarghese1177
@teresavarghese1177 27 күн бұрын
Marvelous. Enjoyed it so much.
@juanvaladez5703
@juanvaladez5703 Ай бұрын
Palestine is a country indeed. Israel is make believe. God is great. 🕊️🕊️🕊️
@user-gm3lg8gp3m
@user-gm3lg8gp3m Ай бұрын
Exactly, will never support settler colonialism. Free Palestine.
@LEsL564
@LEsL564 29 күн бұрын
Yes...people like you are the reason Israel and Palestine is at endless war... Each side thinks the other is fake so never will there be peace between Jews/Israelis and Arabs/Palestinians... Keep on your militant ways and let's hope that one day you will open up your eyes to the realization that neither Arab nor Jew is leaving this region
@RobJaeger
@RobJaeger 27 күн бұрын
Israel is in the Quran and the Bible. The only reference to Palestine is Gaza and the Philistines. The Roman colonizers named it “Palestina” to insult the Jews. If you think the Bible is fake talk to the Smithsonian. Free Palestinians and Israelis of their leaders. They are the real culprits.
@nafisa.t13
@nafisa.t13 20 күн бұрын
Dunno what was happening that day Sammy, but that exxtra "DONE"-style delivery of this set made it so much funnier
@latefaderrar6249
@latefaderrar6249 4 күн бұрын
Free Palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸
@BlueBlack-rh5ml
@BlueBlack-rh5ml 29 күн бұрын
We love Palestinians
@Violett8
@Violett8 Ай бұрын
I love Palestinians ❤ Free Palestine 🇵🇸
@katterinekatie4224
@katterinekatie4224 12 күн бұрын
We are humans so we support Palestine #Free_Palestine 🌹❤️🇵🇸🌹❤️🇵🇸🌹❤️🇵🇸
@ginny9013
@ginny9013 27 күн бұрын
Got to love the Palestinian ingenuity! . .
@benxamin13
@benxamin13 Ай бұрын
Funny as hell while educating. Nice combo.
@nomoredream.288
@nomoredream.288 28 күн бұрын
The country of strong men and strong womans free Palestine .
@user-wz5fk8ml4z
@user-wz5fk8ml4z 23 күн бұрын
Man this man is a gem 😂
@starletentertainment5183
@starletentertainment5183 Ай бұрын
He missed out on the opportunity to say that. US is feeding Palestinians bombs instead of bomb popsicles
@PancakeTopp
@PancakeTopp 14 күн бұрын
Probably too heartbreaking to say 😢
@Titus9508
@Titus9508 Ай бұрын
100 Year old cast iron drain covers in most towns embossed with 'Government of Palestine' is a bit of a giveaway...
@LEsL564
@LEsL564 29 күн бұрын
Of what..that there was a British Mandate of a bordered region that the Europeans called Palestine? Maybe for people who have such little understanding of geopolitics would not know the difference between a geographic region, a geopolitical region and a country. Palestine was a geographic region, the synonymous name for it in Hebrew was Israel. Jews adopted Israel and Arabs adopted the European name "Palestine" as their political entity. Each name has roots in the land. But Palestine country is an Arab Muslim-majority geopolity and has nothing to do with the British Mandate Palestine, which was a European Mandate given by the League of Nation of a territory and it's name could have been Spaghetti Monster if the Brits chose so... Palestine is not a country because it doesn't yet function as one..that doesn't mean that Palestinians are not people, wo will one day have a country
@lebohangdube3902
@lebohangdube3902 28 күн бұрын
South Africa loves you 🇿🇦
@Gufalapy62
@Gufalapy62 Ай бұрын
ALL EYES ON RAFAH🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
@zulfikara-xx8fe
@zulfikara-xx8fe Ай бұрын
why don't you put full show
@knutjobgoblin
@knutjobgoblin Ай бұрын
Solid set! 👍 Thanks for the brief respite from the ongoing tragedy. 😂 ❤
@mumsow
@mumsow Ай бұрын
You are just wondrous 💜 yup I'll keep saying it.
@MeowwwPurrrr
@MeowwwPurrrr Ай бұрын
Love, Respect, and Solidarity from Nova Scotia 🍉
@Boggo833
@Boggo833 28 күн бұрын
0:02 me too brother ❤❤
@subversivelysurreal3645
@subversivelysurreal3645 20 күн бұрын
Did you see the hippie sixties flowers on his cooler, which had the popsicle on it, too?!
@heraldocosta1469
@heraldocosta1469 Ай бұрын
FREE FREE PALESTINE !!! Just brilliant !!!
@KingForever-zu5jl
@KingForever-zu5jl Ай бұрын
●''Such a creature as Palestine does not exist at all''. (Ahmad Shukan , Saudi Ambassador to the UN, 1956) ●"There are no differences between Jordanians , Palestinians, Syrians and Lebanese . We are all part of one nation. It is only for political reasons that we carefully exploit and underline our Palestinian identity.....yes , the existence of a separate Palestinian identity serves only tactical purposes. The founding of a Palestinian State is a new tool against Israel '' (Zuhair Mushin , military commander of the PLO and member of the PLO Executive Council, March 1977) ● "There were no Palestinians before 1967, these were Jordanians and Egyptian refugees. This fake name was created to give them an identity separate from the Jews" ●''There has never been a land known as Palestine governed by Palestinians. Palestinians are Arabs indistinguishable from Jordanians (another recent invention), Syrians, Iraqis etc. Keep in mind that the Arabs control 99.9 per cent of the Middle East lands. Israel represents one tenth of one per cent. But that is too much for the Arabs. They want it all. And that is ultimately what the fighting in Israel is about today...no matter how many land concessions the Israelis make, it will never be enough''. (Arab writer and historian Joseph Farah in his book Myths of the Middle East October 2000.) ●''Why is it that on June 4th 1967 I was a Jordanian and overnight I became a Palestinian? We did not particularly mind Jordanian rule. The teaching of the destruction of Israel was a definite part of the curriculum but we considered ourselves Jordanian until the Jews returned to Jerusalem. Then all of a sudden we were Palestinian - they removed the star from the Jordanian flag and all at once we had a Palestinian flag. When I finally realized the lies and myths I was taught it is my duty as a righteous person to speak out ''. (Former PLO terrorist Walid Shoebat) The name Palestine is the Latin word for Philistine and was given to the land by the Romans 1900 years ago.
@Majickcharm
@Majickcharm Ай бұрын
I want to be adopted as a Palestinian.
@Tawabzy
@Tawabzy Ай бұрын
Great sets as usual
@mohammedalshaikhli3891
@mohammedalshaikhli3891 Ай бұрын
We love you because you're Palestinian.❤
@George_K1
@George_K1 27 күн бұрын
🇵🇸 Soooo Funy 🇵🇸
@mariamavi6769
@mariamavi6769 Ай бұрын
Palestine is a country with a track record of uniting three religion in a peaceful way (jews, christian, islam). The others whoch came in 1948 is not.
@_S_I_
@_S_I_ Ай бұрын
Druze and Baháʼís as well. Many were expelled during the Nakba.
@someoneelse8412
@someoneelse8412 Ай бұрын
@@_S_I_ all religions are peacefully living together in Israel. And in no other country in the Middle East. Lebanon was another good example, but “palestinians” ruined it.
@_S_I_
@_S_I_ Ай бұрын
​@@someoneelse8412 Muslims do _not_ have the same de facto rights as Jews in Israel. Over half the Muslim population of Israel is below the poverty line. Muslims have a disproportionately higher infant mortality rate, as well as disproportionately less access to education. Many forms of discrimination go unchecked by the government Employers, landowners, Police, judiciary authorities and lawmakers are known to favour Jews over Muslims in almost all circumstances. In fact, the Jewish National Fund (JNF) owns 13% of the _entire_ landmass of Israel - a huge proportion of the developable land in the country. The majority of land within the green line is off limits to Muslims. 80% of the country is off limits for Muslims. Quasi-government entities like the JNF have a near-complete monopoly over land ownership. The JNF stipulates that only Jews can buy, mortgage or lease their land. The Israeli Land Administration compensates the JNF with an equal amount of land, otherwise, in order to maintain this unequal access to land. Regional councils regularly deny Arabs residency in order to preserve the “Jewishness” of their areas. They actively work against the freedom of religious expression for Muslims and Christians. The mayor of Upper Nazareth went as far as saying, “I would rather cut off my right arm than build an Arabic school.” The Absentees’ Property Laws restrict refugees from the use and disposal of properties they owned prior to displacement. These properties were confiscated and given to the Israeli Custodian of Absentee Property, amounting to 70% of all Israeli land. These are all Issues that Muslim citizens of Israel face. Those who were born in the Occupied Palestinian Territories, having no Israeli citizenship, are met with even worse discrimination. They aren't given any representation in Israeli law. The state refuses to give them citizenship, stating they are "aimed at ensuring Israel's Jewish majority" while rejecting a two-state solution. This isn't equal rights - it's apartheid.
@chels951
@chels951 Ай бұрын
​@@someoneelse8412 Right? There will be no peace if "Palestine" is free. Just another Islamic state.
@IdunilBandara-rj9uf
@IdunilBandara-rj9uf Ай бұрын
​oh not the zionists
@aspenfallen
@aspenfallen Ай бұрын
Sammy never disappoints 👏🍉👏🍉👏🍉
@humaismail7905
@humaismail7905 Ай бұрын
This comment is for the support of the country ❤️
@akramwerda322
@akramwerda322 Ай бұрын
Man, this is art..
@cozmoduck
@cozmoduck Ай бұрын
"a fruit that resembles that colour" hmmmm very specific
@assalaamu-alaykum
@assalaamu-alaykum Ай бұрын
Really good ♡
@afrozabegum349
@afrozabegum349 22 күн бұрын
This is brilliant!
@beyzasz
@beyzasz 5 күн бұрын
Every line was so genius, loved it! Free palestine ❤
@kevinkenny5427
@kevinkenny5427 Ай бұрын
This was a great set.. Gotta come to Montreal.. Free Palestine !!
@andreannegarant6346
@andreannegarant6346 Ай бұрын
In Québec we call the bomb pop fusées, rocket, i always thougt it was about space not about weapons, scilly me.
@5pointview717
@5pointview717 Ай бұрын
@andreannegarant6346 in UK they are called 'Rocket' and yes I also assumed related to Space Travel.
@purpleprinc3
@purpleprinc3 Ай бұрын
​@@5pointview717oi oi UK lad here, #metoo !! 😂
@tomieko7398
@tomieko7398 25 күн бұрын
this is insane ! love this
@zeenatFarooq-bw8vu
@zeenatFarooq-bw8vu Ай бұрын
Welcome to Chicago Sammy!
@mangokane11
@mangokane11 Ай бұрын
The STATE of israel is the USA Jr.
@utubehitos2-yd6bp
@utubehitos2-yd6bp Ай бұрын
قال الزعيم الجمهوري الأمريكي سام باركر إن العديد من الجنود والمدنيين الإسرائيليين قتلوا من قبل جيش الدفاع الإسرائيلي نفسه وسط الفوضى ونقص المعلومات الاستخبارية في 7 أكتوبر
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 Ай бұрын
Hannibal doctrine.
@mickeyoshea2035
@mickeyoshea2035 Ай бұрын
Fcking brilliant as always. ✊🏼🍉
@user-gw1dr7rt9b
@user-gw1dr7rt9b Ай бұрын
You are so talented Sammy. Very impressive brain.
@curiousmind8510
@curiousmind8510 Ай бұрын
The Autonomous Jewish Republic of Birobidjan, with Yiddish as it's official language was created 14 years before Israel and still exists to this day in the Russian Federation, in Siberia. Israelis can go relocate over there and let Palestinians live freely in their motherland!
@MetatronsRevenge613
@MetatronsRevenge613 Ай бұрын
why should anyone have to leave?
@MetatronsRevenge613
@MetatronsRevenge613 Ай бұрын
there is a reason Jews left that place
@Hahahaha-7
@Hahahaha-7 25 күн бұрын
@@MetatronsRevenge613 You should leave because your state was formed by illegally occupying territories and to this day it continues to target innocent civilians and children.
@asherbeal8357
@asherbeal8357 Ай бұрын
Thank you Sammy. 🍉🍉🍉
@kuiama23
@kuiama23 29 күн бұрын
165 of the 193 Members of UN have now recognized them. It was only 7 before Oct. So. It's a state
@lordlorian81
@lordlorian81 28 күн бұрын
Really? State In what borders ? I know what you will say Where are the jews on your world map ?
@Rick_SanchezZZZ
@Rick_SanchezZZZ Ай бұрын
Considering the immense harm and lasting damage that conflicts cause-disrupting lives, families, and communities-couldn't we, as a global community, aim for a higher state of harmony by resolving international disagreements through virtual platforms like Counterstrike or Call of Duty? By adopting these virtual competitions as the official method for settling disputes between nations, we could replace the negative impacts of real-world conflicts with a safe and positive alternative. If countries find themselves at odds, they would turn to the virtual battlefield, fostering a culture of peace while enriching our minds and spirits. Elevating these competitions to the status of global events like the FIFA World Championship or the Olympics, we would create a new model of conflict resolution, one that encourages the growth and flourishing of humanity as a whole, ultimately ensuring lasting peace for all.
@goggles8691
@goggles8691 Ай бұрын
However, this would still be bad for many poorer countries where this may be harder to access, so somebody should focus on giving access to all the things they'd need for training like housing, food, water, electricity, and Internet access around the world
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 Ай бұрын
It's a nice try, but I have to say these boomers don't play video games. The thought likely wouldn't occur to them, and if it did, they'd come up with ways to cheat. "Oops, the power just happened to go out just as you were winning...." Personally, I think that them that wants war, such as Netanyahu, should have to go hand-to-hand in a cage match. Why should these "leaders" be allowed to sacrifice others' lives? It would be interesting to see if Putin would be down......
@honmidr4742
@honmidr4742 Ай бұрын
You heard them said: "This is "biblical". God has chosen us, and God has promised us the land. So, if you don't like it, I dare you to go and change the bible" They are not only the enemy of humanity. They are putting their words in God's name. And some people still don't understand why God creates The Eternal Hellfire... God is not cruel, but some people are
@Meloandmama
@Meloandmama Ай бұрын
Why did I think that was called a firework or something popsicle? 😂 Free Palestine!
@magicalmindtransformation3474
@magicalmindtransformation3474 Ай бұрын
God Bless ❤
@akbmdusa
@akbmdusa 25 күн бұрын
Free Palestine 🇵🇸❤️
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