A cartoon? She could make serious money with a 1-900 number, if there were still such a thing.

@@OMGWTFLOLSMH Many a fat ugly woman have made a lot of money on those 1900 numbers xD

Legit had to bite my fist when she dropped that voice....

@@michaeldoerksen2841 Oh please...

Kristen Schaal beat her to it

What did she say to him after he said "You're so funny"?

@@jazzygirl24100 "tell it to your face"

Because she just got blessed by the goat.

@@ACMEpowersports Stop saying goat. It's over. I just changed your life for the better.

It's like MJ calling you athletic or the other MJ saying "you're such a great dancer". Like complete validation in that domain.

It's tragic that this only has 16 likes. This should be on a Top KZfaq Comments list somewhere.

It’s the use of score cards - that really gives this the zing 😀

Now THAT is an awesome family!!!!

@John Doe oh, but it was. Like the comments of people who use fake names.

@John Doe you’re lonely and have nothing else going on, so this is how you get pleasure in your life. It’s okay. I’m sorry this is what gives you pleasure. Does it arouse you? Or, just the inner dickiness?

Every single episode of Seinfeld is now irrelevant because of Cell phones.

Maniscalco said he puts it on a little though 😄

She has made sure of it.

And yet she feels the need to insult women who’ve had the audacity to age and want to do something about their looks. Like, talk to me when you’re 60 and your face is falling. 🙄

@@calisongbird She's in her Fifties now, so don't hold your breath.

(Then you haven't seen the Will Ferrell episode.)

"I have never seen him laugh that hard." Some variation of this comment is on EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE THINGS. Someone is fucking wrong.

Will ferrell episode had jerry dying

@@AlexanderNash Now that's funny!

they make a great couple

She’s a hypocrite. She’s had work done. It’s subtle, but it’s there.

*sock*

That would be an example of 'negging', if he were practicing lines as a pickup artist.

I thought the same thing while watching this!

Of course they are - all Jews are related! All European Jews are 30th cousins or closer!

@@vrokhlenko All *human beings* are 30th cousins if you go back that far!

Lol

She was also great when she did her guest appearance on Seinfeld back in the day.

Doesn't own a doghouse though

I can not imagine in todays woke mob culture that this would be acceptable speech. But Sarah nails this slight joke.

I genuinely love her. Thanks for sharing that. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b85je6qT0Z6rpJc.html

@iCREATEmyFATE Sorry, I can’t type slower for you

@iCREATEmyFATE XD

Don't be so hard on yourself, I'm sure it was funnier in person but you pulled it off in writing about as well as possible. I am a big fan of Sarah but I don't think I'd want to meet her. My reasoning is, I'd only get to talk to her for about 30 seconds and I'd probably say something stupid which I would regret for the rest of my life. LOL

Look on the bright side... at least you're not a drummer.

There’s nothing sweet about Sarah Silverman. Or edgy. She’s got a cute face and that’s it. Her voice , the nasal twang, adds to her unfunny persona.

@@rubybegonia7052 In your opinion

yes, her edginess and sweetness are on full display here...........as is her, ahem, "intelligence". She's an idiot. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jNKHZ8ies7bWp4E.html

@@joesutherland2017 I found her argument in the cited video to be quite persuasive.

Whaaaa??? She’s horrendous.

If you cut out all the pretentious shots of coffee being poured it would still only be a half hour

If they left Sarah out, it'd be better.

Which is weird b/c even if you've never met this guy and only heard one of his bits before. You can just tell this would be something that would annoy him. There was a 0% chance that his personality would go "ohhh that's cute and endearing." He hates things like this.

Um, actually it would be outordered.

@@stephaniezimbalist3757 Indeed ...

First

Why? She is not funny. She has no famous stand up special

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@@musictito2890 Yes she does actually. Do some fkn research b4 you speak.

I do too

no kids... it helps

but she’s not wrong

That's EXACTLY what I thought.

Yep, her looks are like a statue with better ageing properties.

Only better. And someone here nailed it. No kids. Helps the non aging process.

My question is, ‘ what exactly do you find funny about that line ? Did I miss something ? ...people crack up over the weirdest stuff ..

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We need it to last the next 20 years!

Not really. Can’t stand the fake laughs

The best ones spin a philosophy of some sort with the practiced patter of a rhetorician. There's truth in laughter, and the feeling of enlightenment in recognizing truth, though laughter isn't inherent in truth.

As a comedian you're either insightful or you're just dropping your pants every show.

@@tvtitlechampion3238 thesis blown up in Nanette by Hannah Gadsby. She literally did it in real time. It freaked out a lotta 'armchair comedians'

She’s a dumbass

Omg your profile pic is one of the earliest files I saved on drive rant over

@@Hialeah1925 she is a scary gorgeous lady, hon. But it's alright, she's in the interwebz. She can't get ya. 😉

@@lizziebkennedy7505 🤣🤣🤣 you have to up your standards of beauty

She is a Jedi

I think a main thing is they have to be not intimidated by Jerry. Some of the funniest people had bad episodes and you could tell they were terrified.

Yeah, I noticed too. Thanks for pointing it out.

I can't get enough of her, particularly - "is he gay?". Timing is everything for brilliant comics.

Oy Vey. She is soooo obnoxious 🤮

@@gangoffour6690 - yeah, but in a good way and never boring.

Amen!

Nope, she's not afraid of offending anyone, which I don't consider a virtue, and she has offended PLENTY. I love Jerry but you can keep her.

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What humor?

@@SweetMattieG he is very judgmental, but his mind is still quick and practiced in utilizing imagery. I'm not a fan, either, but acknowledge that his success is not a fluke.

@@tvtitlechampion3238 I'm not exaggerating here. I honestly feel like I'm being gaslighted when people say he's funny. This isn't some casual observation on my part! I've watched several hours of his standup and several episodes of Seinfeld just to see why he's so widely regarded. I don't understand. I genuinely don't understand how a man with a milquetoast comedy set is regarded as a comedy genius. I tried to understand. I spent hours trying to understand. When I come across people that like him, it feels like talking to pod people.

@@SweetMattieG yeah, I get it. The key here is why OTHER people find him funny. I find his demeanor to be that of a bully whose main tactic is impatience in other people. It's no mistake that all the characters in the TV show are abhorrent. The main thrust is that people are, by their nature, no good and deserve to be nagged. Curb Your Enthusiasm takes that premise to a somewhat more surreal height, so its a little more bearable, but Seinfeld is pitiless. Conjecture: other people find him funny because he says things that other people wish they would say in the moment when fending off attackers. The show and his routines usually has him positioned as a reasonable person getting victimized by idiots and miscreants. So, the content is that of a complaint or a victory lap. There's an old saying that goes along the lines of a comedian says funny things, and a comic says things funny. He is clearly a comic in this regard, a little like Bugs Bunny. I found it ironic when Jerry complained of the PC sensibilities of newer audiences, that he just couldn't slay by just showing up. To me, it crystallized the notion that he thinks of himself as a great man. He does have the accolades, and that's enough for many people. My own definition is more immediate: does it make me laugh in a way that doesn't pander to cliches. The best comedy is almost like philosophy in that it answers and illuminates a point that you've been led to consider. Chris Rock had that in the early 90's, and I think it led to an advancement of zeitgeist thinking about the races. Comedy doesn't have to be so heavy, but it can provide a scale to measure against, and Jerry is lacking, more times than not.

@dan bob You really are a loser.

@dan bob Jimmy likes this comment!

guessing but maybe to do with being a millionaire and able to afford treatments the peasants can't?

She's permanently 39

i said she has no kids

This comment right here!

Seth Rogen was the biggest example of intimidated by Jerry I can remember. I love Seth so much in almost everything, but that episode was uncomfortable.

@@c_s_b_9_4 True. Aziz Ansari and Amy Schumer were two more.

I think Jerry talking to Ricky Gervais is my favorite in terms of equals. Larry David was great too.

@@c_s_b_9_4 Thats because Seth is not a Standup Comedian. He's a great writer and comedic actor but no matter how hard he tries he is NOT a standup comedian.

O I did not know that.

She is an E-type... "Excruciating".

They say they have four hours of raw footage per episode. They could very well put out longer episodes.

You edited your comment, and still left the improper grammar 😁

@@nataliamiliano150 - Are you referring to the omission of the word "to", which I only noticed just now, upon rereading my post? If there's something else, let me know.... Thanks!

Gee, I wonder why?🤪

Huh, wiki her and read about all her issues. She's a nut job.

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Jerry Seinfeld thinking you're funny is the lowest bar I can imagine.

Reminds me of the Frasier episode where they went to the lodge with two gals...one kept saying to Niles, "You're funny", but she never laughed.

She didn’t get pay for him saying that so what’s the big deal

@@SweetMattieG if you’re not a Seinfeld fan, why did you click on this video…?

She should've been the girl that the main characters all slept with one time and now everyone is trying to politely avoid, even Elaine.

Good point. I know Jerry's affection for Louis runs deep. Perhaps it was him protecting her from another actor who was just as attractive and in many ways more talented. Cheers

@@BladeRunner-td8be no way. Sarah Silverman more talented than Julia Louis Dreyfus? I. Think. Not! Truly, I think Dreyfus is an actress and Silverman is a comedian. Also. I wonder how Silverman's chemistry would have been with the rest of the cast?

She had a bit many years ago in which she noted that sneezing was like a "mini orgasm".... ....THANKS, SARAH! Now I can't EVER sneeze without thinking of you....🙄

Its one of the most successful tv shows in history but here you guys are thinking you have an idea to improve. That is hilarious, thanks for that laugh

Do you know the difference between Beer Nuts, and deer nuts? Beer Nuts are $1.89 and deer nuts are under a buck!

She’s atrocious

@@SonnyGTA She didn't have the chance to quit while she was ahead...she never was.

You must also enjoy the comedy of Hanna Gatsby, and Amy Schumer. Maybe Brendan Schaumburg as well

You must also enjoy the comedy of Hanna Gatsby, and Amy Schumer. Maybe Brendan Schaub as well

All time favorite? You’re pathetic!

I noticed that too. It's those scary wide smiles.

What "great" stand up special does she have? Stop talking out of your neck, hater.

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Ok☺️

Is Sarah Silverman great?Cuz last I checked she is a hack

Look there's one down here 👇👇👇

hahaha no way

😂😂

That's hilarious

@dan bob wat

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@dan bob boy, you're everywhere in this thread with this same cut-and-paste quote, like it's going gain traction through repetition. Nazis espoused the Big Lie, but yours is too small and scattered to gain the public's attention, much less imagination. I would be encouraging and tell you to try again, but nah.

Micheal Sheen has an envious dating history. Her, Kate Beckinsale, who else? Man!

Ok, I have seen plenty